#and i'm not exaggerating

[gigglesoup]

"how ticklish are you?"

bitch i literally can't hear the word massage without getting chills down my spine.

[murdockhawkeye]

yk i kinda wish miss chatham was in the later seasons still. like imagine if we got an episode of them visiting the retirement home

i can see it now. they lose miss chatham somehow while in there, and then end up on their own side adventures

lewis is acting like he's found his people and he's invited to the next bingo meet by a gladys. or multiple gladys's. while on the opposite end of the spectrum, rikki gets into a fight/rivalry with some old lady

and cleo and emma end up being wrangled into helping one of the seniors, only for emma to end up transforming into a mermaid and for the senior that they were helping, to see it

and then because for whatever reason this came to mind, it turns out said senior is julia's ex karl, who apparently lives at the same retirement home as miss chatham

he almost gets his camera out for old times sake, because he hasn't changed much since they were teenagers, but then miss chatham gets her tennis racket out

suffice to say. they end up walking out with pocketful of old people candy and also a bunch more lore/info from miss chatham. idk

[bookwyrminspiration]

fun thing about chorus of dragons is that yes it's super confusing and complicated and there are all these big reveals and such, but from reading your thoughts and the thoughts of the people sending you asks, i have decided that it's different things that are considered most confusing or mindblowing for each person. good job jenn lyons you put enough complications and reveals in there that everyone agrees abt those points but it is not for the same reasons!

There's so much going on everyone gets hopelessly caught in a different part of the story, which is why we need to come together to free each other. I bet if we all combined forces we could create a single individual who, with all our incomplete knowledge melded into one, understands everything going on

Kudos to Jenn Lyons legitimately though, creating something this elaborate is no simple task. You can tell just how much work and time was put into it. She is raising the bar for my own writing I gotta catch up here

[khashanakalashtar]

Text: Source: #archiveofourown.org #sixty-five MILLION requests per SECOND??? #six. volunteer. sysadmins. #and a six-hour turnaround from 'oh shit this is bringing the entire data center to its knees it's time figure out how to set up cloudflare' #to #*the site being back online*. cloudflare set up AND playing nice with their infrastructure AND tuned to successfully block DDoS traffic #AND in the same six hours going from 'set up a free account and pray for approval to drop massive $$$ on the tier we'd actually need' #to informed + fast-tracked + approved for cloudflare's free service to protect public interest groups targeted for takedown by DDoS #ao3 #is made of duct tape + shoestrings + labor of love + miracle juice #in tech-industry numbers ao3 doesn't sound *possible*. and yet. eppur si muove. #whenever the site goes down and i see the words 'volunteer sysadmins'--unpaid! donating their time!--it strikes terror & awe into my heart

Our Systems volunteers have written up a great behind-the-scenes look at last year’s DDoS attacks against the Archive. Why not check it out and show them some love?

[juiceastronaut]

Im going to have a mental breakdown over yogurt

[bixels]

A quick Discord sheet.

[lotus-pear]

top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)

[rythyme]

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I find it so funny how Blackwall, when unguarded, is like, "fuck, balls, tits, whore." But 5 minutes from getting to know the lady Inquisitor, especially if she expresses interest in him, he's like, "My lady, I am but your humble servant, undeserving of your care or attention. Indeed, my sword-arm, nay, my whole being is at your disposal. I shall lay down my life at your word, or mere gesture, a look, even. I am but a stool ready to be stepped on."

[lazylittledragon]

cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling

[ihavesomejays]

on first loves yunqing lol they are silly that's it that's the prompt anyways i think this is like the first thing i've posted here that has an actual background which is kind of insane. i think you can tell i don't draw backgrounds very often. anyways yunqing is so ponytail puller annoying each other even though they've realized they like each other core and it's satisfying my peepaw heart

bg only/closeups under keep reading

[ventique18]

MALLETSUM JUST BURST INTO A FREAKING MOB DANCE BECAUSE HE'S SO HAPPY TO MEET IDIATSUM AND VILTSUM

Viltsum didn't want Malletsum to be the star of the show so he also broke into a tsum tap dance 😭😭😭

SO THEY JUST STARTED DANCING TOGETHER HJADKSKLJDSASDKALSADL

So Vil tells Epel to dance with his Viltsum, Sebek asks to dance with Malletsum because he didn't want Viltsum to one-up it, and it became a wholeass dance party. Idia is stressed out from what's suddenly happening, but Ortho thought it was fun and tried to convicne Idiatsum to dance with him too.

MALLETSUM'S SO HAPPY OH MY GOD!!!

[egophiliac]

i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada

thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.

also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!

not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr

[dkettchen]

she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

[yangjeongin]

getting adopted by anne hathaway ✅