#and i would do the same

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[elclassicohater]

Hmm

Ok

Cool

But you know what would be a better idea

You go outside, get a job, see the sun, go to Africa, buy some chick fil a, read a book, go to the gym, take a shower, watch some tv, go to bed, jack off, play some basketball, buy a pet, eat some pizza, play jujutsu shenanigans, (you wouldn't 1v1 me) watch Dragon Ball Z, wear deodorant, take out the trash, do some laundry, feed the birds, get some fent, take a shit, get some bands, rob a bank, get some sauce, play some cards, learn a language, talk to Reddit, find your dad, find your mom, text your boyfriend, (or girlfriend it's 2024 I don't judge I hate equally everyone can get it) go on no fap, wear gorilla fur, go to the zoo, fly a kite, do a flip, take a piss, get some gyatts, watch skibidi toilet, get some ratchet pussy, (or bussy again it's 2024) go on hells kitchen, do some tik tok, go to a club, fart in a bag, do some graffiti, take some pills, play an instrument, draw a tree, swim in the sea, check his phone, get your cloaca blown out by a big zesty black man, play with your toys, watch the Drake video (the one where it goes boing boing) take a bubble bath, get oiled up and twerk on the camera, go to sleep again, and loop it all over again

Y'know just a suggestion

Soooooooo

GO OUTSIDE NIGGA

IT'S WAITING RIGHT THERE FOR YOU

toji is literally perfect i wanna give him the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear twitching, mouth watering, ass clenching, name shouting, noise complaining, chest heaving, muscle spasming, nose stiffing, eye rolling, ball emptying, thigh trembling, hip thrusting, pelvis rolling, breath hitching, cheek reddening, ground breaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, belief shattering, hair pulling, teeth jittering, lip biting, mind boggling, soul snatching, heart wrenching, moan inducing, spine tingling, gravity defying, sweat dripping, body shivering, feet kicking, head bowing, cancer curing, mind blowing, fabric soaking, overstimulating, earthquaking, flabbergasting, body malfunctioning, world ending, universe destroying, lip biting, eye widening, brain cell evaporating, black hole creating, voice cracking, volcano erupting, head nodding, eyebrow furrowing, bone crushing, body numbing, bark worthy, lucid dreaming, dimension hopping, beast transforming, demon form awakening, pants wetting, humanity saving, show stopping, pussy pulsating, thigh rubbing, most vile, sloppy, atrociously, gushy, messy, creamy, beastly, brutally, spectacularly, amazingly, deviously, sinfully, beautifully, sadistically, ethereally, staggeringly, astonishingly, astoundingly, menacingly, bewilderingly, catastrophically, unbelievably, astronomically, disgustingly, mercilessly, rabidly, utterly sticky, absolutely orgasmic head ever known to mankind.

[doctorsiren]

Oh Dipper, you would LOVE Chappell Roan

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[ilovecabbage111]

the tags on letterboxd only exist so the film kids can flex they saw the movies at #advanced screening or #festival name

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!

[paintedcrows]

Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

Bonus doodle!!

[puppppppppy]

Bridge to turnabout doodles

[the-meme-monarch]

was thinking abt how anya sleeps by the polle statue. which is motion activated to start talking.

+ i like drawing polle as a Character

[strangefa11]

now jon gets to be evil too >:3

edit: some minor colour adjustments and stuff :P

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[stump-not-found]

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there

[hinamie]

10 years later

[arttsuka]

People need to stop blaming 'parasocial relationships' when it's revealed to the public that a famous person has done something controversial (or even a crime) and the public is upset. 'I can't believe xxx did that!' doesn't always mean that the person who said it has a parasocial relationship with xxx. Usually it's just our faith in humanity, we want to believe that everyone has some basic human decency (especially someone we might admire) and it's only natural to be disappointed when we learn they're a bad person.

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

DPxDC Prompt

Sam and Danny were messing around with some occult books she had gotten and to both their surprise Danny got the spell to work.

Turns out being saturated with ectoplasm during the portal incident lets danny tap into the mana that's all around, and he can do magic.

As an adult he moves out and becomes a traveling mage, mostly doing seances for people and letting them believe he is a scam or not. Usually he can actually get contact with the dead, death magic is his natural affinity after all, but skeptics will be skeptics ya know.

One day he had his whole spiel set up in Gotham, the people here lose loved ones all the time and would gladly pay him to hear their dear nana once again, or get their mothers secret recipe, or say one final goodbye to their spouse.

What danny didn't expect was a certain mr wayne showing up asking about his parents.

What he double didn't expect was one of his other customers of the day being John Constantine

What he triple didn't expect is The Batman inviting him to be a consult and detective for murder cases with his seances

Tldr; danny figures out he can do magic after the portal incident. Becomes a real mage who pretends to do fake seances, and is now hired as murder case consult by the batman, while hiding that he's a real magician, and also hiding he is dead himself