#and i was just like 😳 bc i didnt ask for it and it was in front of everybody and they were all politely pretending not to notice and

[13eyond13]

Do you think L is actually good at foot massages? I don't know which would be funnier and/or more awkward for Light to endure there, if he was or he wasn't

[skitskatdacat63]

Everyone in The Talented Mr Ripley is just the physical embodiment of a Leyendecker painting(including the homoerotica!!)

[moonstruckme]

HI MAE so i didnt send the shy remus x reader ask but i saw that u wanted ideas and i had one. what about reader who's very cocky and like confident and stuff and remus is intimidated by her usually but then theyre at a party or smth and shes all drunk and shes all over him telling him stuff like how shes got the biggest crush on him or like how hes genuinely one of the most attractive people shes ever met and shy remus is js like 😳 while also taking care of her bc shes so drunk and simultaneously trying not to combust

Hi my love, thank you so much for your request!

cw: alcohol

shy!Remus x fem!reader ♡ 1.1k words

Really, it should be Sirius’ responsibility to look after you. It is his party, after all. But Sirius has a love for delegating unwanted tasks and also a love for meddling (which Remus theorizes he got at least partly from James). So, naturally, you’re in Remus’ lap. 

“You guys are so nice,” you croon, words strung together like cursive and fingers toying with a loose thread of Remus’ sweater. He’s resigned himself to letting you unravel the whole thing without complaint. “All of you, all your friends are the nicest…the warmest people I ever knew. How’d you do that?” 

Remus smiles down at you. “I think James has always been good at bringing out the best in people.” 

He’s not entirely sure how you came to be lying on your back on the couch, your head on Remus’ thigh and your hands reaching for the dangling thread above you like a cat enjoying some lazy play. If he asked you, Remus doesn’t think you’d know, either. It makes a lovely view for him, your eyes uptilted in his direction and features relaxed and unguarded as a result of the series of tequila shots Sirius had cajoled you into not realizing you’d already had a few drinks. Remus very much enjoys having you this close and being able to look at you so casually, even if your brassy, larger-than-life demeanor often terrifies as much as impresses him. Even if your head on his thigh makes his face feel like a fire hazard. 

“Don’t think he had to work very hard with you. You’re such a sweetheart already.” You say it so simply, an obvious truth, and Remus finds himself staying perfectly still like a rabbit in the woods that thinks it might yet escape your notice. His heartbeat pitters in everywhere from his cheeks to his fingertips. He worries he’s going to have to make a response, but your eyes widen suddenly. “Oh! Sit still.” 

No problems there. Remus moves only his eyes as you sit up from his lap, tucking your feet underneath you and reaching for him with your lip trapped between your teeth in concentration. You touch a fingertip to his cheek and smile victoriously. 

“Got it.” You turn your finger, showing him. “You had an eyelash.” You blow it off your fingertip and onto Sirius’ rug. Remus marvels at the unthinking loveliness of you. “Have I talked to you about your eyes before?” you ask conversationally. 

Remus blinks, ceasing his tracking of the eyelash to look at you. “I don’t think so,” he ventures, though he knows you haven’t. He remembers most exchanges you’ve had, and he definitely would have remembered that. 

“Oh.” Your brows purse softly. “Must’ve been with someone else,” you murmur, almost to yourself. “Anyway, it’s important to me that you know, they’re really beautiful.” 

Remus startles, partly at the compliment but mostly at the touch you lay on his cheek, your fingers cool and gentle, like you’re steadying his face for your perusal. You look into his eyes attentively. 

“They’re brown,” Remus says in a soft voice. 

Your lips tilt like he’s said something funny. “Nobody’s eyes are just brown, Remus. There are so many different kinds.” Your index finger draws a short line across his cheekbone. Remus can’t tell you mean for it to or not. “Yours are sort of like a…like a gradient. They get lighter farther down.” 

Remus decides to study your eyes as you study his, and he sees what you mean. The shadow of your lashes makes your irises look darker at the tops. It’s difficult to tell, though, with your pupils eclipsing so much of them. 

“They’re, like, a warmish brown,” you’re saying, gaze unwavering. “Like the color you want your tea to be. You know, there’s some fact or study or something that says brown eyes make people feel safe. Did you know that?” 

“I didn’t,” Remus says. The weight of your attention is taking its toll on him, his body aching to sink into the couch cushions. He wants to ask if brown eyes have that effect on you, but he doesn’t have the nerve. “Is that so?” he asks instead.

You shrug. “I dunno. Works on me.” 

The breath stalls in Remus’ lungs. You’re looking at him like you haven’t said anything out of the ordinary, expression wide open and somewhat unfocused. 

You yawn, removing your hand from his face to half cover your mouth. It’s an awfully endearing show, and over too fast. “I guess that’s probably why—” You cut yourself off with a hiccup. Your eyes flare like you weren’t expecting it, hand jumping back up in front of your mouth. Remus grins before he can stop himself. 

“Oh.” Your smile is an afterthought, a response to his. “Sorry.” 

“It’s okay.” Remus isn’t even certain what you’re apologizing for. 

Your eyes have that sweet, attentive look again. “I really like when you smile.” 

Remus feels heat spread up to the tips of his ears. It’s official. He’s got more in common with a live flame than a human anymore. “What were you saying?” he prompts. 

You bite your lip as though you’ve forgotten. “Oh!” Your eyes light. “Just, I guess that’s probably why I have such a giant crush on you.” 

Remus’ heart thuds. He breathes, “What?” 

“Yeah.” You roll your eyes, grinning at yourself. “It’s relentless.” Hiccup. “Super embarrassing. But—but you’ve got those eyes, and your freckles, and that sweetheart face…” You shrug again, helpless. Ride out another hiccup. “What am I supposed to do?” 

Remus stares at you. It seems impossible. You have a crush on him? It’s out of the natural order. The world’s gone to chaos. It’s supposed to be the other way around! Remus pines silently after you, you eventually find some big, cocksure bloke who can match you, and Remus continues to pine whilst you go on with your brilliant, dazzling life. That’s the way it’s meant to be. 

“I would…” Remus finds his mouth forming around words he doesn’t recognize until they come out. “I’d know a thing or two about a crush like that.” 

Your lips part, but you don’t look offended. “Well, yeah. I’d hope you knew I fancied you, I’ve only been seeking you out ever since we met.” 

Not what he meant. Remus did not, in fact, know that. 

“I didn’t notice you were,” he admits. 

Your head tilts. “Really?” There’s an obvious follow up question—then what did you mean just now?—but for one reason or another, you don’t ask it. You only lean onto his shoulder, your head slipping a few inches down his arm.

Remus channels all his bravery into an arm around your waist to keep you from slumping further. He vows to himself to tell you tomorrow.

[rayroseu]

THE MAJESTIC EXCELLENCY HERSELF 😍😍😍😍💚💚💚💚 also maybe its just me but is it a reach to hope that an ACTUAL Disney villain can cameo in TWST?? 😆 You know like how Mickey randomly appears before us akjdkss

Also i find it interesting how Yuu immediately got up to go to the Maleficent Statue after concluding the dream as "Maleficent is being left out..." She reminded him of One Guy lol 😭 Also Yuu lore crumbs that theyre finally catching up that their dreams is related to the next overblot lol

ALSO AAAAAHHH SEBEKKKK 💚💚💚✨✨✨ I missed hearing his "human!!" FULLY VOICED✨✨✨ Haruki Ishiya san... thank you 😭💚💚💚

I love his attitude change LMFAO and Silver being the polite person he is insisting Sebek to apologize and Sebek just doesnt lol... SOBS... Also agree with Grim lol Diasomnia literally the most dramatic dorm lol

Also I find it so funny that "Malleus evil smile" expression is his Happiest Expression LMFOAOAOA He's thoroughly AMUSED by Yuu calling him Hornton in front of Sebek (of all people) without hesitance 😭😭

Ohhh Malleus loves chaos alright ✅✅✅💥💥 and his family and friends getting along...😭😭💕💕💕

Also the part where the npcs talked about him broke my heart aughh...

He's just talking with his classmates and everyone is already whispering how "he shouldn't be in this school he's going to curse everyone" (OKAY maybe theyre going to be right about that in a few more updates butksjdjs) But aaa knowing the fact he has superb hearing skills.... I like to imagine he's hearing these rumors while talking to Yuu and the knights but he's just ignoring the rumors since there's a few peopke who are treating him like a normal person right now 😭😭

I LOVE HOW THIS IMPLIES LILIA RELIES ON SILVER THE MOST TOO!!! He couldve asked Sebek or Malleus since theyre the people with no sleep problems... but nooo he insisted on Silver waking him up!! AUDGAUHS I thought he's a general who focuses on efficiency... 😭😭 He just wants Silver to wake him up... i know you lilia 🔍🔍🔍🤨🤨

I am in good pain... considering!! in Book 7!! Lilia repeatedly appears to be a reliance for Silver whenever he feels hopeless... I CANT. Lilia is just like more lowkey about how much he actually relies on his son 😭😭💚💚

ROOK BEING IN THE RUINS TOO IS SO FUNNY LFMAOOO THATS ONE OF MALLEUS' TOP INTERSHIP LIST??? ITS LILIA'S P.E VIGNETTE ALL OVER AGAIN LMFOAOAA HE'S GONNA HARASS MALLEUS DOWN IF THEYRE COWORKERS AHFHAHDHA

Imagine them in the ruins and finally Malleus has someone who is enthusiastic about ""boring facts about Gargoyles and Abandoned Ruins"" but its just... got to be THIS GUY Rook Hunt... who once tried to playfully harm Lilia lol

Malleus and Rook Duo is actually so funny though 😂😂 It still cracks me up that Malleus was once invited on Rooks Bday but he didnt attend cuz he's annoying to him and most notably Rook is not even hostile to him??? He just didnt attend bcs he hates his guts omg😭😭💥💥

This fact is so weird to me... What do you mean that some teeth just becomes an automatic RADIO under the right conditions????😭 Is this a foreshadow to Zigvolts Dentistry??? 😳⚡💚✨✨✨

Can a fae teeth play Elvis Presley just by opening their mouths...?? You know like Stitch acting as a phonograph... 😂

But I doubt??? They have radio towers at Briar Valley so it probably doesnt happen????? But It'd be pretty funny if Briar Valley radio just play bardcore music and one poor fae was "cursed" to have "magical radio teeth" playing bardcore everytime lol

My first thought was "Sebek!!!!✨✨✨" here actually 😭💚 Since he's the only freshman we're missing rn...

But I was surprised Yuu thought of Malleus??? That just further implies Yuu recognizes him as a friend that'll help them too 😭😭😭

Its just precious to think that someone finds Malleus reliable, he'll be so happy to assist Yuu if they're having trouble with anything just like how he enthusiastically offered to explain more about the Thorn Fairy since Yuu is curious about it...😭💖💞💖💗💕 I love them to BITS OMFG...

(I'm sad that Yuu is going home too but I'm ignoring that lol🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️ Yuu is a self insert theyre supposed to speak MY language of staying with Mal-)

Its devastating that the freshmen are so hyped up to be working together THEY ARE NOT PROCESSING THE IMPLICATIONS OF YUU GOING HOME... 💔😂 if Yuu truly goes home, theres no reason for them to be gathering like this on the cafeteria anymore... 😭😭💔💔 Making myself sad that they'll buy an extra plate for them during lunch break and not even Grim touches that food... just to honor their friend😭😭😭

Wait so we know that the first night in "sleepover to discover Mickey" consists of Deuce and Ace as Grim and Yuu's companion...

Maybe the next nights (without Malleus' overblot interupption) consisted of Epel and Jack, and then possibly Ortho and Malleus??? (since Ortho is the one who suggested that therell be a fae)

Oh but Im going to cry if at Book 7's ending consisted of Yuu inviting Malleus for a sleepover at Ramshackle despite what happened... 😭😭😭 and and like the stars aligning appears once again but this time he's not at ruined Ramshackle missing his friend... He's at a peaceful sleepover with a friend group auGh... 😭😭😭💖💕💞💗💞💗

[itsaspectrumcomic]

quite a while ago i found a small business that sold a bunch of super pretty stim jewelry with a lot of crystals and stuff (i love crystals :)) and there was rlly nice chewelery that didnt look like chewelery at all but i forgot to write down the name of the shop 😭 and i just CANT find it now and im desperate to find it again so i figured as a last ditch effort i would ask if you knew anything like that or if anyone else knew something similar bcs it was seriously gorgeous and looked awesome to stim with and im desperate to find it

Hmmm, could it be this shop on Etsy? They have some really cute necklaces (I had one with a rose until I ate it lol 😳) But there's a lot out there! Can anyone think of anything else matching this description?

[subskz]

You talked about skz ahegaos just a little while ago (delicious btw😋just the thought of it is enough to make me lose it honestly) and I just ran into a picture of Hannie performing on pinterest and,,,, Oh Lord this photo did something to me😵💫😵💫 (here https://pin.it/4y8Tftk)

The way he's looking up, how his mouth is open and his tongue is peeking out???😳 Is he trying to kill me?🥴 Sexiest mf out there fr‼️

I need him biblically!! I need him in a way that is concerning to society as a whole!! I need him in a way that's worrying to humanity!!

(sent this before but idk if it sent it bc tumblr said I couldn't, so I'm sending this again👍 ignore if I sent this twice lol)

it looks like your ask didnt go through the first time, so thank you for resending it! ^_^

it really is so delicious to think abt any of the boys doing it huh…they’re all so expressive in their own way and it gives us the prettiest visuals imagineable!! hannie esp it’s so attractive how emotive he can be. but oh my god this pic 😵‍💫 this is exactly what i meant abt him always making that kind of face when he’s performing hehe

how does he manage to look so angelic 😭 the slight smirk too…just pure insanity

[hyewka]

rana

rana rana rana

i just read choi yeonjun (and buddy system too but thats for later) and when i tell you i think that fic altered the trajectory of my life, i fucking mean it bc when i tell you i would fuck the shit out of that yeonjun i mean it,, i cant stop thinking abt it actually 😵‍💫 the writing was on point, the descriptives... i think the thing that has always drawn me to your writing is your vocabulary bc every word you use is always the perfect one for that situation holy shit

something abt cocky boys who are so subby actually makes me lose my head a little bit, and the repeated 'this is normal, this is just a one time thing' honestly i think i might need a bit to recuperate. also lets just ignore how the 'condoms in second drawer' made me twitch in a really embarrassing way 🙏 sPlEnDiD

something abt how much you write spit into it also gets me on my knees every time like O.O truly one of the best writers on moablr frfr

and now we have to get into buddy system bc when i tell you sub gyu is my weakness im sure you already know-- himn crying bc he was worried his dick didnt look good had me shaking like idk maybe i like whiny subby boys (or maybe its just txt lol) truly a piece of writing i will die on this hill

i think another part of why your writing is so delicious is you write your dialogue so well!! like ive never thought "oh that was an awkward response" bc it never is like its just so good

also another episode of perv ada printing out rana's fics... while i fuck you straight popped into my head the other night and is def inspo for a scene in my 170 page horny single parent au yeonjun fic (plot twist: its not yeonjun shes fucking) so i printed it and annotated it to find why it was so good, and yet again, it was the dialogue and word use you are just truly on another level <33

hoped you enjoyed my barely coherent review also i think dvp w tyunning could be something to experiment w for kink buffet 😳

When I tell you its been so long since I’ve felt so giddy over an ask, so much so I had to put my phone down and pace around my room for a few seconds because of how excited I got aghh!!!!!! You always deliver with these reviews lol I feel 10x more confident than I usually am about my writing lately—thank you so much, seriously!!! I really liked writing that part in buddy system, crying boys are my weakness and beomgyu’s soooo pretty so it adds to the charm, right?

Im blushing so hard right now i love you❤️ I saw your ask for the event i’m planning for kinktober and I’m definitely going to get on it <3 again you are so kind and thoughtful im beyond grateful and happy over this, genuinely made my day, hell, even month ❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you again, and im happy wifys could help with your vision

[justallihere]

AHHHHHHHHH

Before I get into my thoughts(I freaking LOVED this chapter): I hope you find this amusing. I took a post-work nap and was super excited to hopefully wake up to the new update... I then had a very strange dream involving me reading the new chapter but it took a very strange and morbid turn where a lot of people ended up dying in your fic? 💀 I was very confused 😭 bc at some point it wasn't even FW-related anymore, it just had the characters and they were all dying and then i was fighting for my life trying not to die???? I blame the mix of caffeine I had before my nap and my chronic pain. Safe to say i woke up sweating and very confused BUT i grabbed my phone and was very happy to see the notifications for the update.

Moving onto my thoughts (Alli, the way i was LITERALLY screaming throughout the entire chapter) Strap in for a LENGTHY ask. I just love you and this fic so much can you tell my parasocial relationship might be getting out of hand

Xaden woke up and was like "Where is my wife and why isn't she here and in bed with me so I can secretly cuddle and admire her beautiful face and hair 😞", man is whipped

Violet being very grouchy and uncomfortable bc she is in pain and probably didnt sleep well? Honestly so relatable bc i was like, same girlie same. I love how you continue to highlight how Violet deals with chronic pain and how people around her are stunned by how she continues to function (i.e Garrick) It's so realistic and I love it (looking at you RY, some days ppl can't just push through and put it inside a box all the damn time) Xaden is so in tune with her needs, he's frothing at the mouth for the chance to take care of her

“It’s called taking care of you. My sincerest apologies if you’re unfamiliar with the concept.” I FREAKING SCREECHED. The fact that Xaden verbalized this to Violet's face, it just shows how he is already starting to try to re-write the narrative between the two and their relationship

Even though you already gave us the snippet of the divorce convo, I still ate it up, I can't get enough of these two!!!!

Big brother Brennan coming in clutch and telling everyone that she can only stomach fruit so Violet doesn't have to do it herself!!!! wonderful detail and it shows Violet that Brennan cares and remembers. He's trying Violet!!!! But Violet still hasn't forgiven him and I am living for it. Make him suffer girlie

I am so honored that my comment has now contributed to this fic 😭. This will be my Roman Empire for a HOT second. Of course, Xaden was able to deduct that she's good with poisons, its only right 😌. I imagine this is the progression of Garrick's face during this (🤨🤯😧😳) and Brennan has the biggest internal grin 😭 I am a sucker for older siblings being proud of their baby siblings

DON'T PANIC, THE BOOK OF FABLES WAS MENTIONED. WE ARE SO CLOSE TO THE REVEAL!!!!!!! Brennan is stirring the pot whether he knows it or not. I'm cackling manically for the havoc that is about to be unleashed on their poor souls.

Did Xaden want to wring Brennan's neck for talking about the wyvern? Or he is secretly happy that he didn't have to do it himself. I remember there was an ask about how in the contract Tyrrendor wasn't allowed to disclose that information to Violet?

freaking frack... Xaden taking care of Violet will always make me weak. The fact that Violet lets him???? Girlie deserves to be pampered after the absolute shit she has and will go through

“Have you ever considered that I like putting my hands on you?” Xaden asked.  -- I would fold so fast, Violet is so strong 🫡. Xaden is so in tune with her nonverbal cues. She doesn't have to say a word and he's ready to be at her service. Man is down BAD for his wife and I am fully supportive of men being absolute simps for their hot wives

the fact that we get the backstory to how Xaden learned to braid and how Sloane MADE him redo it until it was good???? *chefs kiss* Of course Brennan would do Sloane's hair. He needed it as much as Sloane needed someone to do it for her. I am SOBBING. How do you keep making me feel things Alli??? I DON'T DO FEELINGS!!!!!

Deigh feels like a pseudo uncle or older brother to Andarana and I am LIVING for it. Andarana's like "Mom and dad need to bone so I'll make Deigh hang out with me" 😭

Of course, Violet comes up with a new way to implement runes. THATS MY GIRL! You are a genius for thinking that!!! (unless that's canon then please ignore me. I think I've reached a point where fanfics almost become canon for FW and I can't differentiate them rn)

 "Disappointment washed over him, entirely illogical; he liked the sight of her wearing something that belonged to him." You poor soul Xaden. Its only downhill from here. Emotions are never logical smh

"For that alone, Xaden didn’t complain when he took the gloves, and Liam just grinned like he knew it." I bet Xaden would murder her brother if he wasn't important if it would ensure her laugh and smile like that

geez. if you read through all of this and still answer me, thank you 🖤🖤🖤🖤 (I'm re-reading this and realized I actually wrote an essay....) I hope you can rest up this weekend and take it easy!!!!

I also took a bomb nap before posting this chapter yesterday, I love that we were on the same page about it 🫶🏻 (also it’s not parasocial if it’s reciprocated, we’re besties now)

So many beautiful thoughts here thank you!!!!! Xaden is a simp and he and Brennan are NOT prepared for Violet to find out secrets and start demanding answers from them. They should be more scared than they are

I like to let Garrick learn some new scary fun fact about Violet every so often, it keeps him humble. He deserves to be scared of this woman half his size (and as soon as he figures out that keeping her happy means Xaden will do anything, he’ll take so much advantage of it. So will Mira when she starts spending more time with them).

Deigh has been roped into this strange little family and he’s like “okay this is fine I guess” because he respects Tairn and Sgaeyl and also likes Andarna but is a little scared of her at the same time

Honestly the runes in the book confuse the fuck out of me, I tried my best, I don’t think it’s canon but Violet strikes me as the type to have all these extravagant ideas about how to use them except she’s not good enough with them yet to do it herself so she asks Xaden who will do literally anything for her

[pixlpxie]

i read the low self esteem one... so literally im someone whos really shy and have really bad self esteem mostly im just overplaying it... one time i won for offline fansign and i was like no are you kidding me (i literally just ordered bc im a pc collector) AND THEN SAN WAS THE FIRST IN ROW, i was so much fighting with myself not to faint bc my stomach hurts like crazy bc i was nervous.. bro i just turned into a smiley then when i was sitting infront of san but he obviously noticed me nervous, so i was talking my thing but i didnt know where to focus my eyes bc i dont wanted to stare at him, so i first look into his face, his hairline and then calmed down my eyes on his shoulder AND THEN he was like...

HEY NO FOCUS ON ME 🥺🤨 (<- this faces), did that 2 fingers into his eyes and then into my eyes sign ✌️

i was like oh sorry im soo nervous 😅, so i HAD to look STRAIGHT into his eyes bc he told me to 🫠

he was clapping down the album page

,,Ok dont be nervous, just focus on me ok?!" 🤗

Then he started to take a deep breath, his hand following his chest to signalise me to follow him breathing, and he really took a deep breath but i did only a half breath then

And he was like AGAIN AGAIN 🙂‍↔️☝️, and he literally focused on me breathing GIRL 💀, so i again HAD to take 2 deep breaths with him together and then he proudly nooded and smiled 🙂‍↕️

THEN folded his arms on the table and moved this body up on it and leaned closer to me and said to me come closer, bc it was really loud there

so i talked to him and he asked what my fav song on stage?

me already totally blacked about everything, couldnt remember which songs where all on the setlist, but i remembered cyberpunk bc i recorded it , so i said i really like cyberpunk

AND BRO WAS STARTING TO SMIRK THA HELL OUT OF ME 😏😏😏😏😉😉😉😉😉

,,AHHH SO YOU LIKE SEXY 😄😘😏😏😏!"

I WAS LIKE 😳 noo! that was not what i ment honestly i liked the vocals in cyber punk, but i couldnt tell him bc time was over and i had to move on... so yeah i left him in that mind that i am hard stan 😭😳

note: he was wearing a casual white office shirt

You must be gods favorite person because what do you mean san did all of these 😣 you're stronger than i can ever be bc I'd probably pass out esp the moment he leans in👨🏻‍🦯HE IS LITERALLY PERFECT THE WAY HE MADE YOU LOOK AT HIM OR THE WAY HE MADE YOU BREATH SLOWLY UGH DREAMY

[frogwen]

guys...😳 basically as soon as i came into work today my boss very earnestly apologized to me and said she was wrong and looked into it for herself and wanted me to know that she changed her mind and wont talk 'so ugly' like that again 😳😳😳😳 re: the olympics boxing stuff and "that bullshit, rude, and invasive" concept of sex testing lmao??

it was a very shocking conversation at 9 am lol but it made me really happy :) she even phrased it that she could tell i was very offended and passionate about the subject and that she realized almost immediately she herself didnt have any knowledge of the situation and felt embarrassed all day for speaking on something she didnt understand!!!!! so she spent all weekend reading about it!!!!!

sadly, no, i dont think shes fullyyy pro trans lol its pretty case by case with her lol 🙄, and we disagree on other things too-BUT this was SO nice to hear that she wanted to understand me!!! i also KNEW that if she just educated herself, she would feel differently bc shes an extremely private person about her own personal business. on friday i asked her '[boss], are YOU her doctor? have you read her medical records?' and she got very uncomfortable.

but she kept arguing lol so i had to pull out the 'oh so what about me, [boss]? im not a man (*i am privately nb but besides thee point) but i have higher t levels so, am i a man? i have a thin mustache, i shave. am i a man? i have broad shoulders. am i a man? what if i exercised more and lost my round parts, would i be a man? buzzed my hair off? (*my boss has short hair) should i be allowed to play sports ? why do we even need gendered sports, do i not fit the weight class? have i not trained? do you truly think men as an entire category are genetically better in every way? should women even try? should they cry and give up? what even is a man anyways?'

kinda embarrassing in retrospect 😶 but she complimented my speaking skills since it inspired her to seek out these answers and she ended up agreeing with me that the human body and experience is so varied and yet these institutions are so narrow, for biased and racist reasons. and we talked about previous cases like serena and caster, and her own experiences growing up 'othered' and degendered. and idk it felt like such a productive conversation, unlike talking with my parents lmao. it just felt so nice to be respected for my opinion ?!?!?

[chooey]

really wanna own a pair of boots but. good quality boots? in this economy?????

[oh-my-damn]

I started watching "tell me lies" on a whim bc I saw a clip on tiktok with tom ellis and I thought he was the main character (he is so hot and i loved lucifer so obvi i was in)

turns out he's not in it until season 2... and i have no idea what this show is about??? the description is like "the story of a young woman's obsession with a man who is good at being charming" what does that even mean?????

and where does tom ellis fit into this in season 2??? AND what is this show about?????

I dont even know, lets see how long i last watching this. so far im intrigued but i also kinda hate the characters but im also curious... and i didnt find stephen attractive, i found him kinda a creep, but then he took his clothes off and fucked his ex while still wearing his jeans halfway up and i just 😳 ugh and he asked "you still on the pill?" so obvi my breeding kink went brrrrr 😮‍💨 so idk maybe i find him hot now

anyhoooo lets see what happens lmaooo

[nekkodiaries]

⌖ the 7th shot. ┆ second base. [ 0.7k words + 2 pics. ]

killstrike: oi, i waited for 30 mins for ur stupid ass n u didnt come ://

killstrike: hey .. its been 2 days 😐 this isnt funny r u actually mad at me

killstrike: im sorry for calling u stupid 😕 even tho u kind of are

killstrike: 😕😕😕 its been 5 days since ur last active. are you okay?

jay sighs as he finishes sending the last message. summer break's about to end and the way she's been inactive makes him feel like this little friendship they've made's about to end too. maybe he should have taken heeseung's advice and asked for her number. or any other social media account.

this feels all too repetitive of the last 'incidents' he's had with her. she ghosts him and he gets anxious, staring at the screen until that little button beside her icon turns green, messaging her a couple of times even though he isn't getting a reply back. each message he sends knocking down hard on his pride, but he continues to type away. it almost leaves him upset at how he's actively trying to build a friendship with her, and her not caring enough to update him.

but he shoos his anxious thoughts away, convincing himself that maybe he's overthinking this. that even though she teased and insulted him quite a lot, she'd never completely ghost jay without reason.

just like magic, his phone vibrates. jay sits up from his bed, eyes glued on the little chat box he has with notursniper. she just comes back with a lame "haha hi." without anything else. was she not going to address how she was gone for a week? was she going to dip again?

killstrike: haha hi your face.

jongseong did not mean for his words to come out so 'upset' and pointed, but he actually was.

notursniper: hey 🥺 did you not miss your favorite sniper,, hmph

killstrike: you were gone for a week and you didn't tell me 😐

notursniper: i didn't have a choice !! i sprained my hand and my wrist hurts too much to hold my phone 🥺 can't even game grrRRr.

oh. that's why she was away. he wonders why she keeps getting into little accidents— from catching fever to spraining her hand. so clumsy, this one. he chuckles and puts his phone down briefly, rubbing his palm on his face as it dawns on him just how stupid he was for getting so deep into his mind about her short absence.

notursniper: oh god, you waited for me the day i slipped hhhhHhh I'M SORRY 🥺😭

killstrike: nah it's no big deal. i DID worry bc of ur sudden absence though. not fun. 😐😐😐 killstrike: anyw. do u wanna play now? i haven't duo-ed since u went AWOL on me

notursniper: guess you're gonna go awol on duo for longer because i can't play rn notursniper: i'm lich relly typing w one hand because my wrist hurts like a raging bitch.

his thumbs come to the screen to tell her to take a rest but heeseung's words come to mind. maybe he can ask for her twitter? pubg isn't as fun without her as his partner, plus he wouldn't have to log in everyday just to reply to her. god knows he's only been using the game to talk to her and not to actually game.

he stares at his phone for a while, thumbs slightly trembling at the thought of asking her to talk somewhere else other than the app itself. jay is nervous this would change their dynamics. but is it really that deep? maybe it is. maybe it's not. maybe he's just overthinking this again. but she might think otherwise— maybe she assumes he wants something more than a platonic gamer-friendship with her (which he does) but he doesn't want to outright give up his pride for that. then again, if he doesn't do this, he realizes she might ghost again and he's the one who'll end up having a hard time. so with his toes curled in nervousness, he types out a message.

killstrike: would it be easier to talk on twitter? only if you're comfortable. :)

notursniper: are going to second base rn? 😳😳

killstrike: . loRD. i should not have apologized that day 🧎🏻

notursniper: i'm kidding ! 🤣 give me you're @ and i'll follow you.

killstrike: same as my ign.

notursniper: boo 👎 boring 👎

killstrike: i don't take insults from 9-year olds. now go follow me and let's talk there so you can rest your wrist.

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summary: park jay lives life as a hot-headed gamer by day and.. well.. still a hot-headed gamer by night— except he secretly goes by the name killstrike. after losing a match, he finds himself trash-talking his teammate notursniper, who happens to be the mysterious classmate he's been admiring for over a year and more.

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[hermanunworthy]

❤️‍🔥🧸 for hermie!!

OH GOOD CHOICES

❤️‍🔥 romantic hc: hermie fantasizes more often than theyd like to admit about being carried bridal style. at first they think their fascination w the pose is bc they wish to be able to lift someone like that onstage, thinking that being able to literally sweep someone off their feet would make for a wonderfully romantic scene in a play. they ask for help learning how to do it from normal one day (only bc they know hes on the cheer team and can easily lift people, no other reason), but after hermie tries and fails to lift a costume mannequin that isnt even that heavy, normals just like "ur being too awkward w it!! u gotta do it like this!!" and lifts hermie up effortlessly and hermies just like. oh 😳. hermie from then on is like "uhhhh well now u gotta keep teaching me" even though they know theyre probably just not strong enough to learn how to do it but it leads to them practicing how to do that and then normal ends up showing them other tricks and stuff and hermie tries to teach him stuff too and it basically leads to them learning to dance and stuff together and hermie slowly realizes oh they just really like being held. by normal. WHY DID I JUST END UP WRITING AN ENTIRE OAKWORTHY FIC PLOT WHAT fellow writers get on this ‼️ (bc i have too many other projects to do)

🧸 childhood hc: hermie discovered their love for dc when they decided to ditch class one day back in sixth grade. they were like "hehe im so sneaky and dastardly for not doing as i was told" but really all they did was sneak to the school library. but they were like "im not gonna read regular boring books.... im gonna read the books w PICTURES" and then picked up a batman comic randomly. at first they were just happy about the fact that they were breaking a rule but then as they read they realized they were actually getting really invested in the comic. becoming particularly fascinated w the villains. they ended up coming back to the library during lunch every day and just eating lunch in there (since they didnt have anyone to sit w anyway) and reading batman comics. if they werent able to finish one during lunch then they would just smuggle it in their backpack and take it home w them. they realized they actually liked reading them at home better though bc then they could pace around their room dramatically reading aloud. they never ended up taking them back either so their entire comic collection at home is just stolen books (their parents tried to buy them some of their own to try to discourage their theft but they threw them away bc "those ones dont count")

hc ask game

[xoxojisu]

MY THOUGHTS ON THE FINAL HASHIRA TRAINING ARC THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR BUT I WILL BE SHARING

first of all.

why did they animate muzans walk for SO GODDAMN LONG. like okay ik big deal bc KIBUTSUJI MUZAN 👹👹 is here and like suspense is rly important and yadayadaya but like BRO. i could've baked a wedding cake in that time like WHAT. i wanted to just press the +10s button so bad the whole time but i convinced myself the suspense would like add to my experience and i needed to sit in my anticipation bc this is how ur supposed to watch it but i got so impatient like bruh its not that hard just WALK.

secondly!

idk why but the hashira desperation to run run run was so entertaining. like after i finished the ep i rewound it just to see them like running to the mansion. i have no idea why i js rly thoroughly enjoyed that part for some reason. like the "get there in time!!"' and "oyakata-sama!"' stuff was just so fun to see like yesss run run run (do i have a problem)

same thing applies for when gyomei was like "THIS BITCH IS HIM" and they all went like *widened eyes* 😳THATS HIM?!?!?!!!?!😳 like it was just so fun to see

same for like when they all started releasing attacks on him?? like they all went ___ breathing, ___ form!! and i was like YESSS GET HIMMMMMM. so upset they didnt js like kick his ass. like ik it would've been a terrible way to end everything and stuff but like. i kinda js wanted a simple clean like 40 minute fight scene with js like all the hashira + tanjiro vs KIBUTSUJI MUZAN DUN DUN DUN!! but like obvi that'd be kinda anticlimactic and muzan cant go down that easily but like still. WHOOP ASS. WHOOP ASS. WHOOP ASS.

thirdly!

muzan is rly fucking hot im ngl

KIDDING WHAT?!?!?!?!?! crazy why would u think that... (ik u agree dont try to lie to me rn.)

fourth point!!!!

idk why but i had no idea amane was oyakata-sama's wife. anyways.

fifth point!

i was lowk kinda let down?? like ik this ep was like an essential transition and stuff but when i saw 40 mins as a non-manga reader i was hyped bc i thought it would be this like rly cool episode full of fighting and important details and while yes it was like rly important i was kinda sad that there wasn't more conflict and fighting. like yeah oyakata-sama died and all but he was dead like 10 yrs ago bro

sixth!!

i am so hyped for the next arc but like they said its gonna be a movie?!?!?! bruh. ARE U FR. listen im like not the type of girl who could like go out to her local theater and see the freaking demon slayer movie like no. (im shy) which means im gonna have to dodge spoilers for MONTHS and then wait for MONTHS for it to come out so i can watch it at home in the safety of my bed. its gonna be the hq movie all over again (if anyone has any good piracy websites for hq movie + the demon slayer movie once its out lmk!!)

seventh noteeeee

that whole end credit scene with rengoku?? was it like a casual dead-mentor encouragement thing or was it like foreshadowing that he'll be rly important in the next arc

eighth note!!

i thought that *angry sanemi running noises* were so funny i was literally giggling

that is all goodnight

[the-kr8tor]

RAW EGGS?? DON'T GIVE HIM SALMONELLA WHEN HE'S HUNGOVER Daily Hobie HC! I'm really nervous cus I've been invited to a sleepover- so maybe maybe not there may not be a daily hobie hc tomorrow..we'll see:.) Baking for Hobie is always chaos. It's about to be Yuri's birthday soon, and you wanted to bake a cake for her, with Hobie joining to be a menace. Since you were attempting to make a chocolate cake, you gave Hobie the instructions as he watched you set up the equipments. His eyes briefly skimmed over the instructions, before tossing them over his shoulder playfully, claiming that you both didnt need it. Hobie watched over your shoulder as you mixed the batter, reading out the instructions to make it. While you asked him for the next ingredient, he'd read out in a monotoned voice to 'let your boyfriend called hobie brown eat some of the batter'. Unfortunately, his attempts failed. However, his luck spiked when you put him in charge of making the icing while you pre-heated the oven. He shamelessly would scoop up some icing with his fingers and pop them into his mouth, enjoying the sweet chocolate flavor. Hobie scooped up a dollop of icing with one finger, beckoning you over. Holding you against him, he chuckles as you try to fight him away and failing as he gently spreads the icing along your lips like lipstick. Before you could lick any off, he quickly presses his lips to yours, licking some of the icing off of your lips, humming at the added sweetness. As he pulled away, he licked his lips with a chuckle, holding you close as you held a lovestruck expression on your face. You had to practically pull Hobie away from the icing, or else he would've eaten it all when you poured it into the piping bag, the cake already in the oven. However, to satiate his craving for sugar, you quickly thrust the spatula towards him, allowing him to lick off the icing. While the two of you wait for the cake to finish baking in the oven, you teasingly lean over and lick some of the icing off the spatula, earning a pout from Hobie as he turns away, keeping the icing for himself. He stops himself from completely melting upon hearing your laughter as he slowly turned around, licking up the last of the icing from the spatula, before washing it. Once the cake was ready, this was now going to be the most difficult part, since Hobie had already proven himself to have no control when it came to the icing. Coating the cake in a layer of icing was surprisingly tame, with Hobie watching and spinning the cake for you. However, when you begin piping the swirls, was when Hobie decided he wanted to nick some. His fingers expertly swipe the topping swirls off, quickly putting it inside his mouth and looking at you with an innocent expression. Giving into his antics with a sigh, he chuckles, thinking he'll finally get some of that sweet icing. He feigns offence as you suddenly pipe a line of icing down his nose, which was messy as he instinctively scrunched up his nose in response. As revenge, Hobie leaned close to your neck, before rubbing off the icing from the bridge of his nose to your chin, smirking towards you as he swallows a laugh at your slow turn. Let's just hope Yuri doesn't mind the spiral toppings on her cake getting more messy as it went on around...(Hobie's fault) -🐦‍⬛

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH I HEARD THAT IT WORKS FOR HUNGOVERS!!!

Daily Hobie HC!! ❤️

Ooh have fun! I'm sure you'll have a great time!!

*inhales* oh this is some good shit right here

GAHHHHH WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME I WANT TO BAKE A CAKE WITH MY BELOVED PUNK

LMAOO 'let your boyfriend called Hobie Brown eat some of the batter' that's so real of him

It's all fun and games until he ruins my cupcake swirl. me:

That's alright tho i forgive him bc he's too cute to be mad at for a long time lols

Hobie putting icing on R's lips then kissing it of them is 😳😍😍🥰🥴🥴

BAHAHAHAHHA him nudging the chocolate off his nose to R's chin! I'd retaliate by squeezing the rest of the icing on him lmaoo

Yuri won't mind as long as you don't tell her why it's messed up!

Food fight!!!