#and i want that solomon shower pic ...

[guubiiz]

you’ll be mine bitch.

[cinellieroll]

☆ random obey me headcanons part 2!

asmodeus, levi and barbatos ♡

part one (lucifer, mammon and simeon)

part three (beelzebub, belphegor, solomon)

part four (satan and diavolo)

cw: some small nsfw on asmo's part :p

small note: thank you so much for the likes and reblogs! i never expected such a large majority of people to enjoy my content so it's very dear to me. once again, thank you!

☆ asmodeus:

- kinda bad at cooking. his way of slicing and dicing vegetables is very mediocre if not clumsy looking. there are days where his cooking is acceptable and days where it's to seasoned or too bland (always convinces himself its good tho and posts it on his devilgram)

- though he's kinda bad at cooking, his baking skills are okay! his favorite pastry to make are cookies because he can design them the most.

- "ofcourse mc! you'll always be the first one to try my desserts! unless you want to taste something else?~ ♡"

- he has a collection of sanrios, hironos and sonny angels in his room. ESPECIALLY sonny angels. crazy thing is he always gets them for free from his fans and its always the limited edition ones

- he really enjoys watching old movies from the human world especially the romcoms. mean girls, notting hill, pitch perfect. he will pester you to rewatch it with him even though you guys have seen it multiple times already.

- he keeps a small jewelry box in his room but instead of jewelry its full of pics of you and him and the gifts you give him. theres some pics in there where the other brothers were cut or crossed out so it'll be just you and him lmfao

- he is a yandere and i stand by this. it's not as obvious but if he's really into you he'll constantly mark you with his scent and the stuff he wears. he'll leave a hickey or a bite mark if you're lucky ;)

- the type of guy to only bring a purse to school. if you ask for a pencil the bitch is gonna open his bag and say "oopsie! i only brought my makeup pouch and mirror today. sorry babe!"

- has his own private concert in showers every goddamn day

- he'll either fangirl with you about celebrities or he'll get extremely jealous because you're simping for someone else.

☆ levi:

- sometimes his ass crack will be on display when he's sitting down on the floor

- wears booty shorts religiously. sometimes he'll casually just walk out his room wearing a hoodie and booty shorts with prints on it

- has a tumblr account where he posts a bunch of hc, drabbles and other shit and until now no one knows its him

- had an amino and discord phase where he always roleplayed with other people. till this day it haunts him at night

- he livestreams twice a week on twitch and has been scolded by lucifer on stream once. there was also a time where mammon barged in his room half naked and suddenly all the views went up 10x

- trolls on roblox like it's a 9 to 5 job

- every once in a while he'll stay in lucifers room while lucifer is doing paperwork. he'll just lay down on his bed, watch and play games and even fall asleep

- makes his own persona in every fandom he gets into and writes very detailed backstories (dw levi, same)

- only reads "x reader" fics for obvious reasons

- went insane because human world games and animes are better than the ones in devildom. dont get me started about aot. (his favorite is levi ackerman obvi)

☆ barbatos:

- wishes he could get piercings but since he's the demon prince's butler he obviously can't

- started tweakin when you said some humans keep rats and bugs as pets. like he stopped polishing some plates and looked at you like you just dog shitted diavolo's name

- really enjoys your spotify playlist filled with metalhead and grunge songs. he really likes slipknot

- likes to order those cute, fancy tea sets when he has the time. when you gifted him tea leaves and a limited edition teapot set his love for you sky rocketed.

- gets annoyed when solomon manspreads

- has a really good voice when he sings. he used to sing diavolo lullabies when his father would get angry at him

- scrolls through levi and mammon's post for educational purposes cuz he wants to learn slangs just incase diavolo asks him what a specific word means

- "barbatos, what does 'runnin from da opps' mean?"

- "my lord, 'runnin from da opps' is a slang made by the new generation. it means fleeing from your haters."

- loves to tailor and iron his bed sheets so he can have a peaceful rest after a long day of non stop errands.

[incarnadin3]

Obey me quotes from an incorrect quote generator pt.1

MC: We all have our demons. MC, grabbing Belphegor: This one’s mine.

Belphegor: You look good in that hoodie. MC: You know where else I'd look good? Belphegor, zero hesitation: My bed. MC, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Asmodeous: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? MC: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

Asmodeous: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… MC: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Asmodeous: Holy moly-

Lucifer: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? MC: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Lucifer: Know why I called you in here? Asmodeous: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Lucifer: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?

Satan: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Lucifer: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Satan: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Lucifer: You forgot pride. Satan: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

MC: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement. MC: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

Asmodeous: What’s your body count? Belphegor: Do you mean sex or murder?

Lucifer: This bloodline ends with me. Asmodeous: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

Satan: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. Lucifer: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

Beelzebub: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses. Solomon: Elephants. Beelzebub: Blocked. Asmodeous : Camels. Beelzebub: Extra blocked. Diavolo: Donkeys. Beelzebub: Ultra blocked. MC: That dick. Beelzebub: …Followed.

[armin-supremacy]

pov : bunny event, but make it MC

pairing: brothers(seperate)x gn!mc

prompt: for this years event, Diavolo thought it would be exciting for MC + datables to take control of the bunny event, leaving the brothers to relax this go around.

format: headcannon

genre: fluff ¿

You bustled around, the bunny ears atop your head bouncing cutely at the very slight skip in your step. Solomon pulled through, the spell going just as planned for the event.

To say you were having an amazing time was an understatement. Though it was supposed to be work and service, you found enjoyment mingling around.

"Enjoy!"

You placed the drink down in front of the demon you had been asked to serve, practically bouncing away with a smile. "MC!"

You turned at the sound of your name with a smile, one of your ears sticking up similar to a real bunny who was on alert. You squealed in excitement and all but began to hurry over. "You made it!"

a simp

undercover tho

lowkey gets jealous at how cute you're acting with other customers

dont you fret tho

hes got it covered

oh would you look at that, hes a vip customer now

srry other customers

gotta serve luci-lu only for the rest of the event

just HAPPENS to be in the fine print of membership oops

smug ass

that power kink gonna surge

will 100% throw in teasing comments

subtly tho

you nearly miss them

will try his hardest not to lose the cool when you tease back

again, subtly tho.

we got a subtle king here, alright?

pls ask him for a carrot

he'll die.

will tease the ever living shit outta you

"no, no you blew the kiss wrong. you can do better than that, one more time-"

mans cant hide his jealousy when he sees how cute you are with other customers as well

wont hide it tbh

youre his mc so what the hell are you doing bestie?

you should be focusing on him

your first

duh

most def will watch out for you tho

dont want no demon getting any 'ideas'

makes you work for a carrot

wink, blow a kiss, speak in a cute voice, etc

dying on the inside, annoying asf on the outside

cant hide that blush tho, nice try

yesssss finally a bunbun mc

hes dying, youre so cute

has been waiting to see you like this

make the garnish on his drink/snack a heart.

do it.

he will m e l t

gets hella flustered

definitely dying

all you did was call him master ???? it was asmo's 'servicing advice'

didnt mean to tease oops

take a selfie with him

please.

he never wants to forget this

will most likely info dump on how this reminds him of an anime called 'the seven demon brothers get pampered by cute bunny waitress/waiter/etc" or somethin like that

check on him multiple times throughout the evening

let this man soak up bunny mc for as long as he can, kay?

wanted cat mc instead

jk dont worry

but thats def something he wants to see

MOVING ON

another lowkey jealous ass simp

huffy boy

give him attention now.

now.

gives lil praise

"this tastes so good"

"the ears suit you nicely"

congrats! you got a carrot!

smile at him

please.

even from afar

just a small one

he loves it.

gets ptsd when the twister mat is whipped out

you kick ass tho, hes proud.

pics pics P I C S

prepare to be devildom famous

hes gonna make sure of it bestie, good luck

shamlessly makes request after request

"mc, can you blow a kiss?"

"perfect, now say 'asmo, i love you!' as cutely as you can"-

showers you with compliments

youre so cute how dare you

tease him

he loves it

will tease back

cause why not

mans is having the time of his life ohmygod

let him feed you this damn carrot-

we all know beel loves cute, soft things

absolutely smitten

ask him if he wants to touch your ears

flash him your lil bunno tail

he loves it

def will check on you multiple times during the evening

pls dont overwork yourself

keep the drinks and snacks coming, dont ask him if he needs/wants more

just do it

he finds it so sweet

you know him so well

garnish with a heart or cute message

yay, another carrot!

compliments how cute you look

doesn't bother requesting anything

doesnt need to

youre cute all on your own

gets really happy if you blow him a kiss tho

do it again.

thats not a request.

twister mat ptsd pt 2

i love him sm but

such a little shit ohmygod

ya know how hes cannon-ingly the most cheeky brother?

exactly.

"if you can make the heart perfect, ill give you a carrot~"

you dont get the heart perfect

its still cute tho

gives you the carrot regardless

makes it his mission to see how flustered he can make you

sucks for him, cause he gets flustered cause youre a master at comebacks hehe

oh how the turn tables turn

watches you with other customers

not as jealous as Lu, Mamms, and Satan but will def make a comment

give him special treatment, hes the bby of the boys.

its law.

~~~~~~

my very first headcannon! its a bit rough, im still trying to get into the feel of writing certain formats but i hope you enjoyed regardless~

[uwumessenger]

random headcanons i have for each om! character teehee

hi it's been a while since ive posted some hcs bc uni has been kicking my a$$! luckily i only have a few papers to tidy up and im done. here r some hcs for each obey me character that ive accumulated over the past few months wink wonk

most are random but some constants you'll find are what i think they smell like, languages they can speak (other than their native (demon/angel) and eng/jp), and music tastes !

lucifer

i have a strong feeling that he showers twice a day: in the morning after waking up and at night before going to bed

his cologne is probably the type that will last in an elevator for like a week after he uses it once. i dont think this mf ever smells like anything other than his cologne

has a secret folder on his phone of semi-nudes and other scandalous pics from when he felt sexy at the time omg

aside from demon language/eng/jp he can speak french and knows latin

listens to classical stuff yea but he also listens to diavolos mixtapes (re: diavolo's section)

not a fan of sweets but will eat sweet things when craving

really bland sense of humor...borderline cringey 😭✋🏻

mammon

has gone to google images and searched for "inspirational quotes tumblr" "gold aesthetic tumblr" & "relatable crush post tumblr" then reposts it onto his socials or just taps thru them and giggles bc he relates

his cologne doesnt last as long as lucifers and probably smells common. he has to reapply a lot but it's a people pleasing smell. it's cheaper hence the constant reapplying

he probably does have an expensive bottle but is the type to totally overspray...eek

he is canonically a car guy 🥲 and probably tells the one in his room good morning & good night + kisses the hood every once in a while. has tons of car magazines

he doesnt really speak other languages but has attempted to learn spanish before

listens to whatever is on the radio. doesnt rly stan anyone but he eventually will listen to mc's playlist and mc's playlist ONLY

levi

lurks on mc's socials ALL THE TIMEEEE like he will rewatch ur stories and scroll thru ur feed and overanalyze ur tweets/rts or blog posts. if ur mc isnt the type to use sns much he still googles ur name all the damn time just to find any sites u might be on fjdjdjdjskks

probably streams on whatever youtube or twitch devildom site equivalent there is, but only has like 40 or so followers. which he is okay with!

until he sees someone else who gets more attention than him. then the envy starts kicking in bad. especially if they suck 🧍🏻‍♀️

classic gamer boy smell. you know, sweat, tears, must, and (sometimes) axe deodorant. lucifer has to do a scent check before he goes out to any event & lets him use his cologne. how sweet!

kpop stan!! more girl groups than anything and his ults are probably GIRLS GENERATION, wonder girls, twice, loona, & red velvet

cried when ioi disbanded and refused to leave his room. the only thing u could hear was downpour on loop at full blast

can also speak korean & communicate in echolocation like dolphins 😏

satan

listens to country music you cant change my mind

smells like whatever environment he is in. he doesnt really have a designated smell just throws some deodorant on and goes about his day.

he's sooooo bad at driving...gets road rage way too often so his license has been REVOKED

but hes totally a backseat driver. needs to be sedated on long trips

do not let him watch finding nemo when luke asks to watch it. it's not worth it. he will cause mass destruction.

if he was a human or lived long term in the human world he totally has the ability to be a doctor

is studying as many languages as possible, but he mostly knows latin & french & german etc etc. wants to learn all the dead languages out of curiousity

asmo

dont think this mf has ever held down a relationship. ever

he doesnt compromise much & is not willing to change his lifestyle to fit an s/o into it. you keep up with how he lives or it just isnt meant to be (but dont worry! he'll eventually learn...maybe,,,,)

has the hardest time out of everyone when it comes to breaking bad habits

his smell varies bc he uses a variety of perfumes (whatever is the most popular at the time) but he probably sticks to floral and fresh scents. he never uses generic people pleaser scents like mammon

listens to electropop, mainstream pop, & some alternative rock

as for languages he too knows french, spanish, italian, etc. in general, if it's a romance language he knows it!

opposite of lucifer in the sense where he loves sweets and will refrain from eating too many bitter things

i think we all know that asmo is the biggest rockstar of the group! he's probably been in a boy band at least once, but now he makes his own music

has tried to teach mammon how to sing once. ended up in a broken piano and bleeding ears...

beel

i feel like he is SO SHY

like unless ur close to him he will not start conversations or anything

i think he listens to r&b a lot ! and jazz 😎 maybe rock as well

smells like ur typical athlete with undertones of wet wipes. he carries them around bc he likes to clean his hands before he eats & is prepared for when theres no sink nearby

he can drive and he drives really well. no rough turns, parallel parks perfectly, and never has problems with merging

driving with beel is probably really soothing. left hand is steering the other is gripping ur thigh 😫

dont think hes really fluent in any other language but hes probably semi fluent in korean because levi wanted beel to help him out

definitely know how to order food in practically every language tho HAHAHA

belphie

he reminds me of randall from monsters inc

smells kinda musty IM SORRY but not the way levi does hes more like the kind of musty u feel or smell when it's a shitty morning

but that's only because hes so lazy, when he cleans up hes like satan

has definitely murdered multiple people before. mc is not the first 😐✋🏻

with that being said belphie has been put into prison at least twice when visiting the human world, the mf had such a strong hatred for humans theres no way he never got into trouble before

lucifer probably broke him out and they used the pen thingies from men in black to erase everyones memory of that 🙄

dont think he listens to anything other than music that'll put him to sleep. really likes lazy song by bruno mars but thinks that bruno mars put too much effort into the song. should have been one acapella verse and then finish

similar to beel hes only semi fluent in one language, probably french bc of lucifer. doesnt remember much but knows a couple of lullabies and bedtime stories

the sandman used to be his bff until they drifted. they do, however, like and comment on each other's sns posts.

diavolo

once he found out who nicki minaj was he became her #1 stan

def an ariana grande stan too 😌

choreographs dances when hes stressed...idk just seems like a diavolo thing to do

also makes rly bad soundcloud rap music sometimes. turns to poetry when hes feeling emo but only lucifer knows this. barbatos is suspicious of him but doesnt have enough evidence to confirm.

his dad is like hudson abadeer from adventure time aka marceline's dad? something must have influenced him to want to unite the 3 realms + he would need the approval to do so, so his dad must be more chill than all the others before him 🧍🏻‍♀️ IDK ok anyway

currently going through his hamilton phase bc of mc. whether mc's intent was to get him hooked onto it or just to explain it bc of something he saw online, he tells everyone that he found out abt it bc of mc!

this man cannot drive his skills are only second to jumin han

not too fond of many languages but knows the widely spoken ones like spanish, mandarin, etc. if it's taught in high school he knows it

smells like a las vegas casino. not sure why but i feel like he does. but there's also an interesting & nice smell to him if he embraces you. it's a smell you cant quite identify. but it smells nostalgic, it's mysterious, and it's tempting.

barbatos

very calm demeanor but underneath hes WILD hes probably done everything at least once oof

he just has a lot of control and stability over himself (must be nice!)

on a more angsty note i feel like he might have had his heartbroken sO BAD IDK he is hurting and maybe that's why hes so willing to obey diavolo and not abuse his time lord power thingies bc he learned his lesson the hard way

mans is so smart he knows every language you could switch languages mid conversation with him and he wouldnt be thrown off. he'd probably start speaking it too.

BUT HE SPEAKS VIET P E R F E C T L Y

listens to the same stuff as lucifer but also likes eminem. likes the movie 8 mile but criticized it heavily

have you ever been to a chinese herb shop? naturally, he smells like that. his room probably smells like it too. he doesnt really have a significant smell like some of the others

when he bakes he smells like whatever hes baking tho

one of the few out of everyone listed to have been able to travel to literally everywhere

solomon

was probably on kitchen nightmares once, but only to get feedback from chef gordon ramsay. then he used his magic to prevent the episode from airing...

was in an orchestra, one of the best times of his life. played the violin. asmo watched him in the audience once, but didnt approach him until well after that performance.

he CANNOT sing. he can, however, rap.

doesnt listen to music. he listens to podcasts! but every now and then he turns on background music, but prefers it to be instrumental stuff

never wears sunglasses. also does not have a driver's license. cannot drive a regular car. could maybe fly an airplane.

due to his immortality he has learned almost every language to exist, but finds himself speaking mandarin the most. knows most dialects too

similar smell to barbatos but u can also smell some sunscreen on him too. like, generic beach day suncreen

he has a lot of pact marks, so he once had the idea to match foundation to his skin. it took him two weeks but he eventually perfected a combination. yes he will help u find ur perfect shade if u ask him to

simeon

another country music man. has also made a tiktok or two to that one song that goes "he cant even bait a hook." they are private tho

angel country music exists and simeon invented it

if he visits the human world and wears more causal clothing he probably tucks his shirt into his pants

wears a speedo at the beach i tell u, speedo at the beach

he can speak german...i can feel it

uses his pointer finger to type and holds the phone like 2 inches away from his face so sometimes his nose will push a key hence all his typos

has no signature smell. he simply smells like your favorite scent all the time. if multiple people are around him at once, everyone smells a different smell. it's pretty rad

"what does he smell like to himself?" u may be asking. hmm...a church? 💀

luke

his first pet was a goldfish and a few months before the exchange program happened, he was given a koi pond!

secretly likes hanging out with levi sometimes just to play with henry. makes him miss his pet fish back home

so his favorite movie is probably finding nemo and he threw a fit when nemo touched the butt

luke is probably learning german bc of simeon, though he'd like to learn more of the dead languages just for fun

i dont think he listens to music often or has any preferences, he just listens to whatever is playing on the radio

but he finds himself listening to the music mc listens to

smells like freshly baked goods all the time. or fresh laundry. but like, not combined. just depends on the day

[chaosangel767]

Flirt War

Fandom: Obey Me 

Pairing: Asmo/ reader

Warning: NSFW - Crude Language 

“Asmo get the fuck out of my room before I hang you by your balls. “ I was thoroughly annoyed by the touchy avatar of lust. He usually flirts with me and will make snide remarks, but lately it was getting out of control. He was constantly trying to touch her and flirt with the small human. 

“But darling I want to cuddle before dinner,” He whined pushing his champagne colored bangs out of his face. He wrapped his arms around me and 

“I need to go to the library to study with Satan and get my tasks done. Now get the heck of my room.” I release myself from his grasp, grab my bag and book it to the library. Once there I look for Satan, finding him in a niche by the fireplace.

“You're late y/n” Satan looked up at me. I sighed heavily and knelt in the chair next to him.  

“Asmo hasn’t been leaving me alone lately, he has been ultra flirty and clingy and I don’t know how to handle it.”I apologize as I got my books out. The blonde demon listened to my rant before  offering me some tea and snacks. We calmly started to work on our assignments and Satan worked to show me demonology and chemistry, it was such a calm few hours before dinner. There was a spell on the library so that it blocked out the noises of the rest of the house. It was my favorite place to be, no Mammon to cling to me or Asmo to flirt. These brothers are so chaotic. 

“Yn it's time to get ready for dinner.” Satan said softly as I worked on Chemistry. I groan softly not wanting to move and face the brothers. 

“Uuuugh time to go back to the chaos and Asmo’s pick up lines.” I groan picking up my stuff. 

“You should stop taking his shit, just back sass him like you do everyone else” Satan advises with a smirk. He knows how sassy I can be when I am in a bad mood. I nod at him and leave the library before going to my room to get ready. It was Beel’s night to cook so I know to make it quick so there’s food left. I showered and changed from my RAD uniform to a f/c t-shirt dress and flats. A large black belt went around my waist and I threw my  h/l h/c in a ponytail. I walked don to dinner seeing everyone but Mammon there. Solomon sat next to Asmo since they had been working on a project together. I sighed and braced myself for the pickup lines. I sat down just in time to hear. 

“Oh y/n that’s such a cute dress, it would look amazing on my floor.” Asmo complimented with a smirk. I saw Mammon start to get angry at his comment. 

“I actually think it would look better shoved in your windpipe.” I replied before taking food and looking at Mammon's dropped jaw. He blushed and looked away. Solomon was trying not to laugh. 

“ Well damn y/n I just googled “sexy” and a pic of you just came up.” Asmo pressed on, giving me his charming smile. 

“Well you’ll get the same result if you google “not interested” I replied breaking our eye contact. Mammon snorted next to me and I met Satan's mischievous eyes. Solomon started choking on his food. After a few minutes he cleared his throat and I looked over. 

“ Y/n there is something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off of you. “Solomon's smooth voice met my ears. I looked up and met his eyes, I snorted. 

“I’m having issues with mine too Solomon, I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.” I replied already tired of this nonsense. Everyone but Beel had caught what was going on and they wanted to see what would happen next, Beel was just eating his food and looking confused. I glared at Asmo and Solomon and they were looking at each other, trying to plan what was going to happen next. I looked over at Satan who was smirking at me, pride in his eyes at the flustered look on Solomon and Asmo's face. 

“Hey Y/n” Asmo asked me, I looked over at him and raised my eyebrow. 

“Yes Asmo ”I replied uncertainly, everyone was listening to what was going to happen next. 

“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.” He asked innocently as he grabbed a roll from the table. 

“Asmo honey, didn’t you know I’m a best seller? I’m currently unavailable.” I replied sweetly as I hear Satan cough and hide his smirk, Lucifer had his mouth open. I raised an eyebrow at the two troublemakers and waited for the next line to come out their mouth confident and revenge fresh on my tongue. Solomon kept his eyes on me while Asmo looked down at his plate. After a few moments of silence. 

“Y/n my dear, if I said you have a beautiful body will you hold it against me?” Solomon raised his eyebrows at me suggestively and I roll my eyes. I heard Mammon and Levi next to me getting angry. Beel is starting to blush at all the innuendos finally realizing what is going on. 

“Solomon if I said I wanted to check out your ass, would you turn around and walk away? I asked in response, raising my eyebrows in question. Lucifer took that moment to clear his throat. 

“Solomon, Simeon texted me to tell you he needs help at purgatory. One of your spells got spilled. '' Lucifer informed him and Solomon went wide eyed before he got up. He said a quick goodbye before he walked out swaying his hips a little. I rolled my eyes as Mammon put his hands over my eyes. 

“Don’t look y/n” he told me. I snorted

“Mammon, the avatar of lust can’t charm me, you really think a human ass is going to?” I asked, turning and looking at him, my eyebrows raised. Mammon started to stutter while Levi and Satan started to laugh. 

“Hey Y/n wanna hear a joke about my dick?” I raised my eyes at the sudden words. Levi coughed next to me. “Nevermind it's too long” Asmo winked in my direction. I snorted at him

“Hey Asmo you wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nevermind your never going to get it.” I winked back at him as Mammon started to choke on his dinner. 

“ But Y/n I want to give myself to you?” Asmo whined, I could tell he was reaching his breaking point. I was getting tired of the constant pickup lines and the flirting. If Asmo could settle down I would go with him in a heartbeat, but he can’t settle down and I am not a plaything, or a prize for Solomon and Asmo to win. 

“ Sorry Asmo I don’t accept used gifts” I replied without missing a beat. I saw his face fall a little, as he seemed stumped. Lucifer shot me a warning look and I put my hands up. I was just replying to Asmo’s advances. Thankfully I was done eating and decided to flee before Asmo came up with more. I had temporarily stumped him and deflated his ego a little. Taking the small victory I stood up.

“Alright guys, I am heading to my room. I need to finish some work so please leave me alone.” I rose from the table and walked around to where Asmo was sitting. I smirked and leaned down next to him. “ your face would look better with my legs wrapped around it” I whispered slyly in his ear. I watched his jaw drop as I winked and walked up to my room, listening to Levi and Mammon start to protest and get upset. I hear Satan laughing at Asmo’s face. Oh I’m going to pay for that later. But this small victory was so worth it.

[writing-for-me-at-this-point]

v. Streaming Clips | Obey Me | Actor AU

        *I have been watching McNasty videos... lord help me. Here are some stream moments. :)

        *Satan, Solomon, Beel, Belphie, and MC all stream together... all while smoking some good bud. This ensues.*

        *Satan is Grizzy, Solomon is Blarg, Beel is Doo, Belphie is Soup, and MC is McNasty*

        *We can make Levi Yummy*

        THIS CHAPTER WILL CONTAIN HUMOR THAT IS OFFENSIVE

Tags: @weebartistinc​ 

Satan: Ya know, everybody wants to talk about equality, but y'know there's- there's breast enlargement. 

Satan: What about penis enlargement? Not pills, but just like, surgery. 

MC: There is...

MC: Ya know what they do? It's like... every man has like 3 or 4 inches of dick that's like, in their body.

MC: And they just... pull the rest of it out.

Beel: REALLY?!

Satan: So what you're sayin' is... I HAVE HOPE?

Everyone: *laughs*

Belphie: So if I PULL HARD ENOUGH?!

Everyone: *laughs*

MC: I've never heard you guys get more excited about something in your entire lives...

Beel: Can you tell we all have small penises? We're like tryna be average out here!

Satan: 3 to 4 inches... is that true?

Belphie: Damn, I ain't even got three inches right now, shit!

Solomon: Ya mean I got more inside me than outside?

Belphie: Shit girl, you want a dick pic? You gon' need an x-ray!

Solomon: My dick is a fuckin' iceberg!

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Levi: Pussy tastes awful :(

Satan: Excuse me?

Levi: It tastes like somebody took sweet 'n sour sauce and spit in it and then breathed all over it...

Levi: And then fuckin' farted on it.

Satan: *giggling* Levi had a bad experience, holy shit!

Belphie: You gotta eat pussy like you're taking a shot.

Belphie: You just gotta like- gotta like close off your... breathing, pretty much.

Satan: *cackling* You gotta close off your sense of smell and everything, dude.

Belphie: Yeah, you just kinda like... *makes a licking sound*

Solomon: Have the girls you guys have been with never fucking showered before?

Solomon: Like whats going on?

Satan: That's what i'm wondering!

Belphie: It's like- Not a matter of-

Solomon: Are you sure you're not rimming them?

MC: *dies of laughter*

Everyone: 0.0

MC: Oh my god... did nobody hear what Derek said?

Belphie: Nah- what did- what did Derek say?

MC: *still laughing* He said, "Are you sure you're not rimming them?"

Belphie: I've been eating ass this whole time!

Solomon: You mean THAT ONES THE PUSSY?

MC: This pussy tastes like shit!

Satan: Been eating ass the whole time...

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Belphie: To the windoooooow to the wall... to when I get thrown in federal prison for drinking blood outside of a gas station.

Everyone: *laughing*

MC: What goes on in your brain sometimes...?

Solomon: Is that how the song went?

Beel: What drugs are you on?

MC: Did you just like... start writing a poem and start reading it off to us?

MC: WTF was that?

Belphie: Idk man... I'm just talkin' and playin' the game.

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MC: I'm fuckin' hungry right now! I need some chitlins!

Levi: Some chitlins?

MC: I need some chitlins and some greens...

Belphie: I need some ox-tails and some pigs feet!

Belphie: And chitlins!

Levi: *mocking Belphies accent* And cow tounge!

Levi: Get that shit in my stomach right now, boy!

Belphie: I want some ox-tails and some gravy w/ some chitlins!

Levi: Ya! Ya saw him like that back there, boy! 

Levi: *Says some shit in too heavy of an accent to understand*

Levi: Ya boy!

Satan: Oh, jesus, SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD!!!

Belphie: I WANT SOME OX TAILS 'N SOME CHITLINS 'N SOME GRAVY!!

MC: God, you gotta be from the DEEP south to be cravin' that kinda shit...

MC: I'M HUNGRY I WANT SOME FUCKIN' PIG TOUNGE!

Belphie: I want some crawfish and ox tails sittin' in gravy!

Levi: With the shells on! I like crayfish w/ the shells on...

Beel: What the hell is happening?

Belphie: IMMA GRAB A CRAWFISH OUT THA RIVA 'N EAT THAT BITCH RAW

Belphie: WITH SOME GRAVY.

[olincino]

One moment Flint was crossing his sword with Silver’s and then he was lying on cold ground, frozen to the bone. 

He heard Silver’s voice, “Flint, you little shit, where are you going? Stop! Wait! How you can limp so fast. Stop!”

Sooner than the gigantic WHAT THE FUCK could occur in Flint’s mind, a small fox sniffed his temple. 

“Flint! I’m gonna skin you if it’s another rabbit carcass…” Flint realised that Silver had been talking to his fox, before he’d seen him “What the hell! Man, are you hurt? Jesus you must be freezing,” Silver, in a ridiculous hat, immediately stripped his jacket off. “Take it.”

“Silver, what happened? Where are we?” Flint winced, while sticking his stiff arms into bulky sleeves. Smelling the familiar scent provided him a bit of comfort. Freshly bathed Silver.

“Silver? My name is Sol Little, you must have hit your head,” he said, and raised a hand to touch Flint, ”you are bleeding.”

“I.. I guess I got lost? Have you seen any of our men?” 

“Our men? I haven’t met a living soul around here since I moved in.”

Flint made a quick decision. This Little/Silver character didn’t seem to be any threat, he didn’t even have a weapon. Flint desperately needed to warm himself and the rest of this shit he was caught in could wait for later.

“Do you want to call any of your men or anybody else?” Little/Silver handed him a strange angular object. Flint carefully accepted it, confusion on his face. A weapon, after all? “OK, we’ll figure it out later. Let's get you warm first. My cottage is just a few yards down the path. Can you get up?” Little/Silver took the mysterious thing back and helped Flint on his feet. 

“What’s your name, anyway?” 

“Fl...” No, Flint wasn’t willing to admit his name is the same as the man’s fox’s. “It’s James, James McGraw.” 

“Solomon Little, my friends call me S,” replied Little/Silver/S and gingerly shook Flint’s hand. 

“You are pretty lucky, man. I’d just cooked dinner before I went to walk Flint!” S smiled cockily, and stroked his fox’s head.

“Ohhh.” Flint cringed unintentionally. 

When the excitement from finding an injured man in the woods had faded away, S noticed a strange strong bond to this mysterious man, such closeness he never felt in his whole life. He was finally whole. Later when Flint told his story he knew it was all true. 

After a week of utter disbelief and refusal Flint gave up and accepted his situation. He was so exhausted by the war, his life and rage. He still dreaded the last memory from his old world. Him betraying Silver, Silver betraying him. Swords clashing. He saw this as a new chance. 

This new world was so easier in many regards. Flint felt he would never have enough hot showers and baths, particularly since S made sure he wasn’t  concussed and finally let him spend his time in a bath on his own. He loved reading while soaking in a bath. He was astonished by the amount of books S owned. Cooking or something simple as lighting a fire was so much easier here than back then in his old world, not even mentioning cars, phones and computers. Attitudes to sex and love had changed a lot, too. Besides books and bathing there was one thing Flint really appreciated in these modern times - good lube.

Epilogue

“Uhhh.” S hung up his phone and winced.

“What’s wrong, baby?”

“We should tidy the house my landlord is coming this weekend. Thomas. Have I mentioned him...?”

Thousand thanks to @iressails​ who volunteered as my beta and  @a-man-for-hire-and-his-archives​ who let me use her pics of Luke.

[onemistresstorulethemall]

Another kind of game

I read a post about the boys reacting to MC proposing a threesome and Levi's bit got me inspired. For simplicity the other girl will be "your friend" but remember that it's fiction and you can imagine anyone, even Megan Fox in the place of the other woman, there's nothing stopping you. P.s. this oneshot has girl on girl action. So, if you're not into that, I suggest you don't read this one.

After you got back to your realm, everyone was all over you, wanting to find out all of the juicy details about your one year visit to hell. Most were shocked that you came back in one piece, others were relieved to hear they have a chance of not being forever tortured, but one particular reaction was the light that sparked the flame.

Your friend became quite interested in the demons you lived with, particularly one, Leviathan. He sounded great from your description, but after seeing the pictures of him on your phone, she was sold. So, she asked if she could have a taste for the night. Being the generous person you are, you agreed.

It was a Friday night and you arranged with Leviathan that you were going to summon him. You briefly mentioned that one of your friends will be there too.

"She wants to stop being a normie and while I don't think that's possible, if anyone can make a miracle like that happen, then that's you."

You also casually stated that there's a game you'd like to try out but it's only fun with three players. He agreed.

Thanks to Solomon, you now knew how to summon demons. So, both you and your friend got ready and stood on either side of the summoning circle. It was a bit hard mastering the design as you had to write in Hebrew, but with a bit of practice, you managed to do it. (Yes I read the lesser key of Solomon in 9th grade and I'm showing off, sorry not sorry) But before you even got to doing that, there were other preparations you needed to do. Both you and your friend were dressed up in magical girl outfits. The costumes consisted of over the elbow gloves, deep v-neck tops with a decorative bow in the middle, mini skirts and lacy see-through thigh high socks. Both of your hairstyles were half up and half down, you sporting two pigtails on the side of your head, while your friend had a ponytail. The hairstyles looked cute, but they also worked as handles. Your make up was soft and glittery with just gloss on your lips.

After the incantation was said, Leviathan appeared in the middle of the circle. He was dressed in the clothes you picked for him when he asked you to dress him up as a normie for a concert.

In a matter of seconds he began to blush and stutter, covering half of his face with the back of his hand.

"W-why are y-you dressed like t-that?"

"It's for the game, silly."

Previously, you were both on your knees, but then you started crawling towards him on all fours and your friend followed.

You stood next to his right leg, while your friend took the left. Gently, your hands stroked his legs.

"Please let us make you feel good...", she finally spoke.

"Come on, Levi. Let us treat you properly. You deserve this more than anyone.", your hands wandered upwards on his thigh.

"Why would you want to do this with someone like me?", he blurred out.

"Someone like you? Like what? Unbearably hot?", your friend giggled while her hand stroked his crotch area.

While he was too flustered to say anything more, you took your shot and undid his belt while your friend unzipped his pants.

"Fuck. You weren't lying, he's huge.", you friend smirked when she was able to see Levi's member.

"Wait, you told her about...?"

"About how good you fucked me? How big your cock is? Hell yeah, I told her.", your reply came quick.

With his boxers down, his cock stood in all its glory in front of your faces.

"Mmm, Captain, I see somebody already hoisted the sail.", your friend licked her lips.

Not a moment passed and your lips met hers as both of your mouths licked the sides of Levi's member.

"You can grab us by the hair if you want to. We didn't doll ourselves up for nothing.", you winked before going back to working him with your mouth.

Eventually, you ended up taking him into your mouth. Levi was far too shy to actually grab ahold of your pigtails, so your friend did it instead, guiding you by your hair up and down roughly, making you gag. Saliva was dripping down onto the floor and on your chest.

"Come on, Captain. We need you to give us some of your strength. We're too weak to defeat the monster. We need your cum.", your friend played to his kink, using the plot of one of the hentais you told her he likes.

Finally, she let go of your head as you gasped for air. You switched places, you being the one holding her ponytail, pushing her head down, forcing her to take all of Levi's cock into her throat.

"Please, Captain. Look at us... We're pathetic. How could we ever defeat the monster without your help?", you begged as precum and saliva glistened around your mouth.

Levi put his hand over yours and pulled your friend away from his member. It seemed like your little role-play worked and it hit something inside Leviathan, which made him switch the way he acted.

"Well then, why don't you two lay down on the bed for me, huh?", he smirked.

"Yes, Captain", you said almost in unison.

Quickly, you both got up from the floor and made your way to the bed like the good girls that you were. The skirts you were wearing didn't leave much to the imagination. Your underwear was very much visible and you chose it especially for the occasion. Yours was pastel pink and hers was pastel purple, both frilly and sheer. It was sure to drive Levi insane.

After he stepped out of the clothes which laid around his ankles, he got rid of his top and sat on the edge of the bed, between you two.

Without wasting a moment, both of you began to kiss him. You attacked his neck exactly where his sweet spot was, while your friend placed kisses along his collarbone. Moaning softly, he cupped your cheek as well as hers while you two were having your way with him. His cock was rock hard and twitching.

"Enough is enough, girls. You want my power? Work for it then. I can't fuck you if you're not ready for my cock. So will you be good girls and stretch each other out for me? After all, you want to defeat the monster, right?", he licked his lips after the last question.

He got up from the bed, grabbed a chair and sat himself in a spot where he could enjoy the show best. Your panties ended up on the floor and your tops were lifted up to reveal your breasts, but the rest of the outfit stayed on. You didn't want to ruin the immersion, after all. As you and your friend teased, edged and fingered each other, he sat there and stroked himself, snapping pictures from time to time. He couldn't afford to not immortalize the moment. Two hot women in magical girl costumes wanted to get fucked by him? At the same time? Somebody pinch him cause it sure as hell is too good to be real.

"Please, Captain!", you cried, "We're ready!"

"Face down, ass up. Let me decide that for myself.", he ordered you around.

You both obeyed and put your leaking holes on display for him. Soon enough, his fingers came in contact to your sensitive spots, making you arch your backs and moan. After he was satisfied by your cries and pleads for his cock, he was kind enough to slip a finger inside each of you, then adding another and another, while moving them at an agonizingly slow speed. So slow that you rocked yourselves onto his fingers to speed up the process.

"Alright, girls. Fun's over. Make room for me on the bed."

Although both of you were trembling, you complied and made room for him to lay down.

"Come on, y/n, hop on my face, will you?", he then turned his gaze to your friend, "And will you be a good girl and ride my cock for me? I'll fill you up full of my strength if you behave.", his smile didn't match the filth that came out of his mouth.

Your friend eagerly sat on top of him, easing his cock into her, while he moaned softly against your clit.

Levi seemed so hungry while he sucked onto your clit, holding his hands on your asscheeks, spreading them open for better access to your leaking folds. His nails dug into your skin and it helped build up the pleasure inside you. On the other side, your friend rode his cock as if her life depended on it, rolling her hips and picking up the pace while using one of hands to massage her swollen nub. As both of you were getting heated up, you started kissing to muffle your moans so you wouldn't get complains from your neighbors.

Levi made you reach your limit at the same time that your friend reached hers. The two of you came while french kissing. Her walls clenched around Leviathan's cock, making him linger over the edge of his own release.

He stopped working you with his tongue and ordered you two to get on your knees.

"I'm about to give you my strength, so make sure to not waste a single drop.", he stroked his cock while you two sat there with open mouths and tongues sticking out.

Soon after, his thick load was all over your faces, into your mouths and on your breasts. You played with it, sloppily kissing each other, transferring his cum from one mouth to the other. But you did as he ordered, not wasting a single drop. You even licked what ended up on the floor.

The Avatar of Envy couldn't be more proud, seeing you clean the cum off of the floor. His cum.

You all fell asleep cuddling each other after a much needed shower. He, obviously, liked your normie friend. According to him, she wasn't all that bad.

Next morning, after breakfast and a morning quickie, you sent him back to the Devildom.

During dinner, as he was searching for a picture of a new game he bought to brag to his friends, he stumbled upon some of the pics he took the night before. Immediately, he started blushing and gripped his phone a little too tight.

"What are you looking at? Is it something naughty?~", Asmodeus cooed from behind him.

Before he had the chance to react, he'd already seen it.

"Is that y/n!?", both indignation and pride could be read in his tone, "Wait, so you're telling me you didn't only get to bang y/n, but her friend too?"

Mammon choked on his food.

"He did what!?"

[not-ur-normie]

The demon brothers as a kpop group (+ Diavolo)

Hey there! This is my very first headcanon thingy, so i would like to apologise for my bad english, its not my mother language. Also, it was so long ago when i last wrote anything similar in english, so once again, sorry. 

Anyway, i really wanted to write it, so let me know if you like it! + If you want general group headcanons with them as a kpop group, pls let me know it as well! (Or a similar one with Simeon, Luke and Solomon, hehe) Love! 

The demon brothers as a kpop group (+Diavolo)

DIAVOLO - The CEO of the company - It was the main goal in all his life to see Lucifer shining on stage - Okay, not, actually he only knows Lucifer since a shitty survival program - I mean, Lucifer is already hiper super extra giga mega beautiful in his eyes, but! Lucifer! on! stage! is the main Lucifer - So he maid a company for him - Lucifer was like 'wtf dID U DO' (okay, he didnt say it in this way, but-) - He is an understanding boss - Doesnt plan to debut any other group, so his company wont suck lol - Has all the money only for the bois - Altho he is really kind and understanding, he expects the guys to work extra hard do achive success - Sometimes goes to variety shows with his group and acting like a proud dad around them - Fans say that he is the 8th member of the group - Has his own fansites - Sometimes does modelling (has a duo photoshoot with Lucifer which he is extra proud of and some of its pieces are on his wall in a big canvas) - Fans ship him with Lucifer (not suprising) - He bought two houses next to each other. One is his and the other is the guys'. - Has a cameo in one of the mvs of the group - Does acting, has a lots of main roles - He is POPULAR

LUCIFER - Leader of the group - Also dad of the group (i mean if you dont count Diavolo) - He and the others participated in a survival program, but didnt make it - Got kicked out of their prev company - Thats when Diavolo became a fan of him and decided on founding one for him - Lucifer only agreed on joining if his teammeat could go too - Most popular in the group - Does everything Diavolo asks him to do - Makes the guys practicing till morning - Barely sleeps - Also does acting - Really bad at doing fanservice - Extremely caring towards fans - Always makes sure that the fans are doing okay, writes short messages on fancafe, uploads pictures (never about himself) on ig and twitter and reminds fans to take care of themselfs - Staying up super late to read fancafe letters from fans - Gives special attention to communicate with fans - However... He shamlessly blocks fans who upload meme pics about him or hurt his pride - HE IS SERIOUS - Thanks to this, fans never EVER mock him - Has a solo album - Won against his own group once in a music show (Levi said how it was not fair and Satan was pissed) - Never dyed his hair and never will - According to some poll, he is one of the most handsome men in kpop - He hates fanwars and when there is one, he tells the fans to stop  - He also hates rumors

MAMMON - He wanted to became a worldwide idol so he can get more money - Actually he was really bad at everything when he joined that survival program - Fans started to love him bc of his hard work (((for the money))) - Always forgets their own choreography - The whole fandom jokes about how stupid he is - He is always truly offended and scolds the fans on vlive - Fans make memes out of him and love dissing him - Fans think he is super cute and he is loveing it - LOVES fansigns but always blushes if he needs to hold hands with fans - Tries to act tough anyway - Cries in every. fkin. concert. (giving birth to new memes lol) - Once made a "joke" about how fans should donate him money instead of giving presents and it became a HUGE scandal, Lucifer and Diavolo deadass wanted to kick him out of the group - Does vlive a lot bc he loves talking about everything: how he bought a new car, new shoes, how he wanted to prank Lucifer with Satan and how they failed blah blah and so on - He is that member with zero lines, but has fair screentime - Modelling and super popular - Tried acting bc "he is too good at everything" but failed (he is not too good, but too shy lol) - The loudest member - Variety shows love him thanks to his idiotism - He says he is the "cutie sexy" member of the team - Once a fan started crying in front of him at a fansign out of happiness and Mammon was so touched he started crying as well

LEVIATHAN - His nickname is Leviachan for a reason - Fans know how much of an otaku he is so they always buy him anime related stuff and LEVI IS TRULY HAPPY ALL THE TIME - He even post about his presents at twitter and ig - Does gameplay vlives - Also has a youtube channel where he uploads every kind of videos: gameplays, gameplays, anime reviews, manga recommendations, gameplays, videos about his Ruri-chan collection, gamplays... and more gameplays - Uploaded a video where he and Mammon tried to snake into Lucifer's room to film him while he is asleep, but got caught and Lucifer started to shout at them - He needed to deletet it bc Lucifer wanted to kill him for publishing it - Fans didnt reupload out of fear from Lucifer - Shy at fansigns but compfy with old fans and fansites - Doing cosplay - At the begining he was reather shy on stage, but since he got used to it... aegyo all the way - Loves when they promote in Japan - In variety shows when the mcs ask him about his hobbies he always ends up talking too much, so to others need to stop him - According to fans, he has e-boy vibes - He is the one who posts everything thats happening with them on twitter, so the fans really ALWAYS know whats up whit the guys - Once accidentally tweeted out their hotel room numbers and fans found them (Lucifer was hella angry)

SATAN - Mom of the group, even if he hates it - Like if Lucifer is the dad, no way that he is the mom - Also prince of the group - Has good vocals but can rap too - Writes lyrics - Started acting bc he was sure he is better than Lucifer - Won an award for his main role in a detective series - Has a whole collection of books bought by fans - Gets angry easily which is the reason why fans often mock and make memes about him - Reads the messages fans send him and replies; sometimes its only a heart, sometims its advice or kind words - Came up with the groups greeting - According to the other members fansites, he is so handsome that its hard to not take pictures of him - Thanks to this, all the others fansites have at least two posts about him - Fans going insane when he starts smiling - Plays the guitar - Multilanguage king - Cant do fanservice - Literally hates fanservice - Once in Weekly Idol, him and Lucifer needed to hold hands and say nice things to each other after the others told the mcs how awkward their relationship is - That was the worst moment in his entire life - Wanna do a solo album, but didnt have the chance yet (Diavolo promisd him tho) - He has th best fashion sense after Asmo - Has a cat in the dorm and the fans love it like its their own - He has a great memory, so he remembers the names of the fans who attended their fansigns at least two times 

ASMODEUS - Main vocal of the group - Self claimed visual of the group - He posts the most, almost everyday - Loves doing make up - The most fashionable member - A big ass diva - Went to king of masked singer but didnt win it - Has a solo album - He loVES FANSERVICE, HE LIVES FOR IT - With members, with fans, it doesnt really matter - The best at fansigns, he is so direct - Hold hands with fans, gives hugs, let them touch him - On the groups YouTube channel, he has this special segment called "Asmo cam" - He shows whats happening in backstage during promotions - Designed their debut album's look - Also designed the lightstick - Complains to the stylists if he dislikes an outfit - MCing - Reads the fanfictions fans write about the group and teases the members with it - Doing shower vlives, where there is only voice, so the fans can hear him singing in the shower (he also brags about how beautiful he is and how unlucky his fans not seeing the full beauty of his body) - If a fan post about him saying dirty things, he will reply with even more dirtyer stuff - Most of his fans are hard stans

BEELZEBUB - Maybe i am headcanoning it wrong, but for me Beelzebub is a rapper - The only reason he is not part of the aegyo line bc he never does aegyo but naturally cute enough for fans to cry over his cuteness - He is so sad that fans mustnt give him food in fansigns, but Diavolo is against it out of fear of some antifan trying to poison them - Mukbang videos - Mukbang shows love and hate him at the same time - Eating everywhere and everytime - He even eats at the middle of concerts - Fans have a bunch of memes about him - According to fans, he is like a big puppy who must be protected by all costs - All cool and serious on stage, all cuddly and cutie off stage - Main dancer of the group, always helps with the choreographys - Has an own restaurant, where fans can buy his fav foods... And there is a lot of that - One of the sweetest bubs in fansigns, he is easygoing and thanks to this its not hard to talk to him - Fans dieing to see him take off his shirt, but it havent happend yet - In one of his birthday lives Mammon dropped his cake out of accident and HE WAS SUPER SAD - Most of his social media post are about food. What he ate, whats he wanna eating, what he recommends eating, notes to fans to dont forget to eat - Fans never tell him to dont forget to eat, bc they know he wouldnt - Fans ship him with Asmo and Belphie - Loves tours bc he can eat a lot of delicious food around the world

BELPHEGOR - Devil maknae - Makes fun of his hyungs, but loves them endlessly - Sleeps in backstage all the time; while his make up is done, while his hair is done, why waiting for rehearsal - Lucifer has the hardest time with him if it comes to practice - I mean, Belphie deadass can fall asleep the middle of some choreo - Didnt love doing agyeo, but fans are over the moon if he does, so he is doing it often - He doesnt have a fixed role in the group, sometimes he sings and sometimes he raps - One of the best dancers, but he is too lazy to show his full potential - He often falls asleep while doing vlives - Once in an ig live he told the fans that it doesnt bother him that they have haters, bc he hates the haters as well - He barely posts on social media; if there are pictures about him, they are mostly from the other members (especially from Beel) - He has a super big pillow he got from a fan to his birthday when he was still a trainee and this is his favourite pillow - He is the one with zero solo activity, bc if he has free time he reather sleeps than going to shoot something

Feel free to add anything that comes into your mind!

[spiritualpuzzleshipper]

YGOTOBER Day 29: Traditions

Okay I know I have said  this before, but THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE!! Seriously it was so fun to write! Now read and enjoy these amazing boys that we love! It’s super long so I had to put it under the keep reading this time...sorry guys!

 Yugi groaned when he sat down at the kitchen table. "But grandpa!" He tried to cut off his grandfather who was speaking.

"No buts!" Solomon said with a stern voice. "It's Atemu's first Halloween and I think it'd be a great idea to bring out that old tradition!"

Atemu smiled. "I think a scavenger hunt would be fun."

Yugi looked at his friend and cocked his brow. "Seriously? It's really childish. I haven't done it since I was ten!"

"Another reason to start it back up. Traditions are important and I think we should share them with the Pharaoh." Solomon added.

"We can make it more grown up." Atemu also added. "Instead of doing it in the house, maybe we can go to town. Grandpa can make a scarier list and we can make a race out of it." He thought for a moment. "Loser passes out candy."

Yugi contemplated that idea for a moment. "That," He smiled. "sounds like a great idea!"

Solomon gave a big grin to both boys in front of him. "That does! I can get started on the list today and tomorrow you two will begin."

Atemu nudged Yugi with his elbow. "Just gotta be careful, Yugi and I are pretty competitive." He chuckled.

"Only against each other." Yugi laughed and nudged back.

"That's because you are the best gamers in the world." Solomon added and joined the laughter.

 The following morning, Atemu woke Yugi up early, the way he knew would get him out of bed the quickest...by tickling him. "Stop!" Yugi screamed jumping out of bed.

Atemu laughed. "You're awake."

Yugi tried catching his breath. "I can tell."

"Go shower so we can start the hunt."

Yugi just shook his head and rolled his eyes. "I'm going, I'm going."

Once Yugi had finished showering, he met his grandpa and Atemu in the kitchen and they all ate their breakfast. "You boys ready?" Solomon asked as he cleaned the table of the dishes.

Atemu stood and grabbed the bowls from Solomon. "Yes we are." He placed the dishes in the sink and walked over to the table once again. "Ready Yugi?"

Yugi nodded. "Yep!" He looked over at Solomon. "Got the list Grandpa?"

"Sure do." Solomon reached into his pocket and pulled out two pieces of papers, handing them to both boys. "You have till five, when the shop closes. Who ever get's here first with the most items, wins." He smirked. "If neither of you come back by five, you both lose and both will be passing out candy in costumes of my choice."

"Wait!" Yugi reached out to his grandpa. "I never agreed to that."

Atemu laughed. "I didn't either, so we better get back here before five." He ran out of the kitchen, grabbed his jacket, and was out the door before Yugi could process it all.

Yugi blinked a couple times and then smirked. "Oh you play dirty!" He grabbed his jacket and ran out the door, going the opposite way of Atemu.

Solomon chuckled, he shook his head, and crossed his arms over his chest.. "Those boys."

   Yugi looked at the list and sighed. "How am I going to bring these home." Just then he got a text, opening his cellphone, he got a picture of Atemu taking a selfie with the first item.

"One down, nine to go. Taking pics is the way to do it."

Yugi laughed. "It's like he's reading my mind." Another buzz from his phone.

"I am. Mwahaha!"

Yugi blinked a couple times. "Weird." He glared at his phone.

"That is weird." Atemu said really close to Yugi's ear.

"Ah!!" Yugi jumped forward from the warm breath on his ear. "Atemu!" He turned on his heel and glared at the former Pharaoh.

Atemu chuckled. "You really shouldn't be talking out loud to yourself. People are going to start thinking you're crazy."

"Like you already don't."

"Me? I am hurt." Atemu pointed behind his shoulder. "There are a bunch of hanging ghosts down that way if you want to get a picture of them."

"Helping the competition?" Yugi smirked.

"Just this once, you've helped me plenty through the years." Atemu winked and walked past Yugi, as he walked by, he rubbed Yugi's cheek softly. "By the way, I already know where half these items are. The walk will be the worst part of it all."

Yugi blushed when he felt Atemu touch his face. "Oh you!" He rolled his eyes and headed down towards where Atemu pointed.

When they had left home it was after nine, now it was closing in on noon. Yugi had collected four out of the ten he needed and was struggling to find the last few. "Ugh! No one has their inflatables up during the day." His phone went off, letting him know he got a text.

"Wanna meet for lunch?"

Yugi smiled and replied to the message.

"Yeah, where at?"

"Burger World?"

"You bet!"

Yugi tucked his phone back into his pocket and ran down street towards Burger World. Arriving he saw Atemu, next to a giant inflatable, he had just finished taking his picture with it. "Hey!"

Atemu looked over and waved to Yugi. "What ya think?" He showed Yugi the pic when he arrived.

"Eh, it's hard to tell what it is." Yugi pointed out.

Atemu sighed. "You're right. Okay." He handed Yugi the phone. "You take a picture of me with it and I will take a picture of you."

"Okay!" Yugi smiled and took a few steps back, taking the picture. Afterwards they switched and Atemu took the pic for Yugi. "Thanks! Did you know this was here when you suggested lunch?"

"No, I didn't. Just worked out for us both." He smiled as they took a seat to eat.

"Awesome! How many you got?" Yugi sat across from him and opened up his phone gallery.

Atemu had his phone out and seemed to be scrolling through. "I got five, the hardest one for me is the zombie. You?" He looked up at Yugi with a soft smile.

"I got five now as well." He showed him the pictures. "I can't seem to find pumpkin lights."

"You have the same as me except I got the sign and you got the spiderweb." Atemu chuckled noticing they were tied down to the wire.

"Yeah, I haven't seen a sign that says trick or treat. Just like Happy Halloween." Yugi smiled as the waitress came up to them. They ordered their food, ate real quick, and headed back out. "I'll see ya at the shop?"

Atemu nodded. "Yes, the next time we see each other, we will have a winner."

"See ya later!" Yugi headed down the street, once again not taking the same route as Atemu.

 It was just after four and Yugi had found all the items but the gravestone. "Ugh!" He groaned. He looked at his watch, it would take him almost twenty minutes to get back to the shop. "It's not worth it." He just hoped Atemu had one less item then him, if not he lost. He began to ran towards the shop and just as he began to sprint, Atemu was next to him.

"Aha!" He winked. "Guess it's going to be an actual race." Atemu picked up speed and took off past Yugi.

"Hey!"

 Both boys laughed as they made it to the store. "It's." Atemu took a heavy breath. "A." He caught his breath again. "Tie."

Yugi smiled and took a deep breath as well. "Yeah."

Solomon walked out and smiled when he saw both boys made it back. "Welcome back!"

"Thanks, Grandpa." Yugi said with a smile.

Atemu sighed heavily. "We both made it at the same time, so it's up to you to decide the winner." He smiled.

"Well who ever has the most, wins." Solomon opened the door to the store and let the boys walk in, following behind them. "How many you got Yugi?"

Yugi pulled out his phone. "I got nine, I couldn't find a gravestone." He showed Solomon the pictures.

"Good job!" Solomon looked at the pictures on Yugi's phone. "I knew that would be the hardest one." He chuckled as he handed the phone back. He then turned to Atemu, who was looking down at his feet. "What about you?"

Atemu sighed. "I got them all."

Yugi blinked. "You did?" Atemu just nodded. "What's wrong?"

"I didn't know you didn't find them all, so I thought it would be a tie." Atemu admitted.

Yugi smiled. "That's sweet, but there had to be a winner this time." He held his hand out. "Congrats!"

Atemu looked at the hand and then at Yugi's smiling face, then back to the hand. "Thank you." He smiled and shook Yugi's hand.

"Alright boys go get ready for dinner and then we will get ready for those trick or treaters."

Yugi and Atemu nodded and walked upstairs to the house. "So what did you think of this tradition?" Yugi asked as he wrapped his arm around Atemu's shoulder.

Atemu copied Yugi by putting his arm around his shoulder. "I think it was fun. I can imagine a little Yugi running around the house looking for the items." He chuckled. "But you know, there really wasn't a loser today?"

Yugi tilted his head. "How so?"

Atemu stopped when they got to the front of the living room. "I'm not going out without you." He turned to face Yugi. "So I guess that means, we both are handing out candy this year." He and Yugi laughed and got ready for Halloween.

[lindyhunt]

The Break-Up Anthems, Swiping Songs and Pre-Date Jams You Need On Your Playlist

Music is scientifically proven to alter your mood. Whether you’re love life is calling you to mellow out or get hyped up, we have the ultimate playlist for when you’re…

Dealing with a Breakup

You may have just broken up with a per­son. You may have just broken up with men in general. Either way, the right playlist is key for quicker healing. Take as your mantra WWRD: What Would Rihanna Do. Indulge your misery and cry it out to a carefully curated selection of teary ballads ranging from heartbreaking acoustic covers to winsome country lite that will sound good played on repeat 100+ times during your daily sobfest. My go-to: “Stay” by Rihanna featuring hot moppet Mikky Ekko. (The video even shows the bad gal as sad gal moping in the bathtub.)

Throwback Faves: “Sea of Love,” Cat Power

“Don’t Wanna Be Your Girl,” Wet

Fresh Inspo: “thank u, next,” Ariana Grande

On a Swiping Spree

Rejection after rejection. Thumb sprain. Dozens of unsolicited man parts popping up on the daily. For most modern single people, swiping through the dreck overflowing your 13 different apps to find a decent human with whom to couple is less “fun” and more “tedious part-time job you dream about quitting every day in favour of starting an artisanal countryside cattery.” Cueing up a little babe-powered rock or pop with a pulsing beat will give you enough life to propel past the jillionth drugged-tiger pic or grotesque mirror selfie.

Throwback Faves: “Chick Habit,” April March

“Dog Days Are Over,” Florence + The Machine

Fresh Inspo: “Boys & Blondes,” Dear Rouge

“New Touch,” Caveboy

Prepping for the Biggest Date of Your Life

If love is a drug, long-term relationships are like weed: You’re cozy, cuddly, couch-bound and calm with no immediate excitement. Dating, however, is more like cocaine: In between the brief, dizzy­ing highs, you just want to stab your eyes out. One of the best buzzes is the ecstatic moments before, during and after a spectacular first date—and the right accompanying track will help you really savour it. Light a small candle and send up a prayer to the gods of soul and blues that this time it will work out. Then finish off with a bouncy ’60s-inspired jam. Can you get an amen?

Throwback Faves: “Cry to Me,” Solomon Burke

“Smokestack Lightnin’,” Howlin’ Wolf

Fresh Inspo: “Let’s Call it Love,” Jill Barber

Trying to Hit it

OK, so you’ve got your crush back at your place. Now what? Every grown-ass woman should have a doing-it playlist at the ready. (Give it an innocuous label like “Work Tunes” or “Tax Songs” because you’re classy like that.) The perfect sex mix includes an elegant yet thirsty mélange of fuzzy synth-pop (’80s through to today), pervy hip-hop, Leonard Cohen and the live version of “Heartbeats” by The Knife—you know, the one mixed with the Twin Peaks theme. If any rumpy pumpy outlasts your playlist, (a) congrats, girl, and (b) one word: Sade.

Throwback Faves: “Try Me,” James Brown

“Tender Mercy,” Au Palais

Fresh Inspo: Anything from Sabrina Claudio’s mixtape About Time

Ready to Smash the Patriarchy

Replace all your misery music with bangin’ Rihanna and Rihanna-adjacent power anthems to blast at the gym, on the streetcar, in the shower—anywhere and everywhere. Let her strength course through you as you muster the courage to start dating again…then circle back to the beginning of this list and cue up your swiping tracks because it’s time to work, work, work, work, work, work.

Throwback Faves: “Here I Go Again,” Whitesnake

Fresh Inspo: “Lemon,” N.E.R.D. & Rihanna

“Bodak Yellow,” Cardi B