#and i think that’d be funny

[apollos-boyfriend]

i hope tazercraft DO build a hide-and-seek arena based off of cops and robbers/jail, both because that’d be super cool and because as much as i love him the concept of cellbit’s literal years of therapy being undone by two clowns who are more cartoon character than human is SO funny to me

[machveil]

Roommate!Ghost coming back after a long deployment where outside communication wasn't allowed, only to see you've gotten a cat during that time. The cat's name? Cat Simon. A chonky black cat with a bit of RBF who needs to be snuggled at all hours, and was lovingly provided via finding him in an alley trying to eat thrown out chinese food in the pouring rain. His paws are rated E for everybody and he sounds cranky when he meows while his purrs will vibrate the entire couch and can be heard across a room. Now Human Simon and Cat Simon have to figure out who gets to be the little spoon and who gets the most forehead kissies. (Surprise, there's actually two cats, they just look really really similar and for a while Simon didn't see them in the same space at the same time. This one's name? Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Reese or PB for short.)

-🐸

🐸 anon, your mind never ceases to amaze me

if you brought two chunky little cats home Simon wouldn’t even bat an eye - he might bat an eye at ‘Simon’ the cat, but he can work with that. since there’s two cats I think it’d be really funny if, while Simon thinks there’s only one, he thinks little Simon kitty man isn’t a fan of him. he’ll pspspsp Simon the cat and call his name - sometimes he chirps and comes right over (cat Simon) and sometimes Simon gets flat out ignored (PB)

once he sees two chunky cats eating in the kitchen he does a double take, eyebrows screwed together. “Oh— wha’ the fuck?”, he snorts and goes off to find you, chuckling when you nervously say PB looked so miserable when you found them, so… it’s okay to keep them both, right? obviously, Simon was already a proud father of what he presumed to be one, now he’s got basically twins

[royaltea000]

Al the kinda guy to nut in his pants after a threat

[aardvaark]

all i want from the next episode of leverage redemption is for parker and astrid’s conflict to be played as though it’s a ridiculously intense sibling rivalry. not the whole episode, clearly it’s gonna get a lot more dramatic, but just a couple of comedic moments where parker is seething at having to share her mother figure with her kind-of-ex-nemesis. parker has gotten a little used to being mom’s (sophie’s) favorite child through the years and she does NOT want a new interpol agent sister.

[hmsdoodlin]

(39) None of them handle horror games very well.

Hearts wings and hair puff up to twice their size like a studio ghibli character.

Mind blue screens because he can’t outwardly show that he’s scared, that’d hurt his ego too much. Even if it’s very obvious when he does it.

Soul usually falls off of chairs/jumps and his void part gets all spikey. He’s so tall and lanky I can imagine him hitting something on the desk by accident.

I think it’d be cool if either Mind or Soul narrated whatever was happening in games so Heart can be included. It can vary depending on their understanding of the game, and opens doors for arguments because no! Soul that is NOT a furry it’s an animatronic. They both suck at it regardless though. Mind usually goes nonverbal and Soul gets bored easily and doesn’t take it seriously.

Transcript under the cut

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Heart: Soul! Keep me updated I don’t know what’s happening. Is he winning?

Mind: *Locked in*

Soul: This game is boring as all hell

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Heart: *Jumpscare is LOUD*

Mind: *Blue screened*

Soul: *Terrified because he wasn’t paying attention*

[alaskan-wallflower]

i don’t ship pidbit(?) romantically because i kinda just…don’t, but GOD that would be a foul friend group. very south park esque imo.

darry, tim, paul and two bit would be the most horrifying friend group ever 😭they’re actually the friends that ‘if the group chat got leaked the fbi would swat our house’ face it

[yakuza-emulation]

Shoutout to this one YouTube comment for being the funniest motherfucker I’ve seen. For it being so funny (to me at least), I wanted to draw it lol

Under the cut is the original comment (with some more context lol)

This was posted under a Gacha video featuring the Glam-Mike theory prevalently. I don’t think OP even gave any evidence (aside from maybe Freddy’s classic: “I am not me.” line.)

[acoraxia]

Red Son is actually such a cool character when you separate him from shipping.

He’s not angry and hot-tempered, actually, he’s just very dramatic and has a constant flare for making things more.. extravagant than they need to be. He’s actually more dramatic than Macaque is with the way he presents his inventions and his own person.

He rarely gets mad. Mostly annoyed but never down right mad at either Xiaotian or Xiaojiao.

He also seems to lack social interaction and doesn’t understand a lot of social cues? At least, from what I can remember he’s thrown off by how friendly Xiaojiao and Xiaotian are and almost seemed overwhelmed by it.

Cannot really tell if he enjoys hanging out with them in small doses or if he would prefer spending time alone. Because when he does “hang out” with them it’s not up to him �� they’re always saving the world from a bone spirit or healing people from spider poison. And he wasn’t even there for the final Azure fight so he wasn’t really needed for that. He just happened to show up at the beach ending scenes but he seems the happiest when he’s with his parents or alone? It’s weird

He’s not as social as the other two and frankly sometimes it just feels like he’s watching over them to make sure they don’t die or something

But he is so cool

[electrozeistyking]

decided to go slightly more “cartoony” here, you could say. all in all my brain is registering that haircut as “das a rooster baybee”

[smilesrobotlover]

Twilight princess is the best cuz it’s simultaneously the most mature and goofiest game in the series

[casperheights]

I’ve been drawing a bunch of Fourteenth Doctors and the way I draw his hair is suuuper similar to how I draw Danny’s (like. Down to a light streak and everything) and it got me thinking:

Me n my Aliens Professor (yes, I am in a class about aliens for credit. It goes crazy) were talking about Doctor Who and Star Trek and Star Wars and how different people like different ones and his hypothesis about more scientific people liking Star Trek and more artistic people liking Star Wars (both of us fit this) but how Doctor Who TRANSCENDS that. Both artistic and scientific people like it.

Stay with me here

We all know the extremely popular (and based) headcanon that Danny is a trans guy. We also know he loves space. It wouldn’t be that big of a stretch for him to be a Doctor Who fan.

David Tennant, the Tenth Doctor, 10.5, Tentoo, and Fourteenth Doctor is the epitome of gender and extremely prominent in New Who. Is he has air in his body they will have him back for an anniversary special. I stg every trans guy I know wish they were David Tennant.

STAY WITH ME HERE

What if Danny, when he was younger, was watching Doctor Who and when he first saw the Tenth Doctor was like :0 and later had Jazz cut his hair to look like his.

And what if a few years later, after the accident, Danny is watching the 60th specials like “yooo I love David Tennant” and realizes. “Oh god he got gray in his hair and I got white. I’m still fucking David Tennant.”

Basically what if Danny’s transgender awakening was David Tennant and when he fucking dies he just counties to share the Doctor Who hairstyle of David Tennant. Now with hair streaks included.

This is the most hyperfixated deranged self-indulgent my-style-is-very-limited ahh take I think I’ve ever had and almost exclusively fits with my style but I think that’s beautiful

[colliehollie]

I DONT REMEMBER MAKING THIS AT ALL LMAOO

[rexoroni]

i really really really REALLY loved how every power fit the person so well like yeah give the past radio host a walkie talkie like power that can listen in also aligning with him being a listener, give the clock master the ability to control time, give the zombie the ability to revive the dead, give ldSHADOWlady a shadow like power like that’s SOSO SICKKKK

you can tell a lot of thought was put into these powers and whether they were all decisions from grian or like a group decision they were so cool i loved this ep so bad

[mortiflyer]

Text STOP to get jannik sinner to STOP hitting drop shots

[seethinglikeme]

i think sebastian would’ve grown up to be either a curse-breaker, healer, or professor. he came way too close to azkaban for him to realistically become an auror imo. my hc though is that he became the hogwarts dada professor and one of his students was dumbledore

[madlad-link]

terrible au idea. The Krew but they’re obscure cryptids/supernatural beings. comedy fic. Beast hunters Zhu Li (the normal one) and Varrick (everyone hates him) and they get clowned by the Krew at every turn