#and i think itd be really fucking funny
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burnin-hot · 2 years ago
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.....grandpafucker Jade.......
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puppyeared · 8 months ago
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i like him
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potatosaresweet · 1 day ago
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listen. listen. im gonna say it. if youre writting omegaverse/magic child bearing pill fic about hualian and decide xie lian is the one to get pregnant. please.
look at me dead in the eye and tell me you believe hua cheng would be willing to let xie lian go through labour. this man has a stroke everytime xie lian as much as trips and falls and you think he'd let him experience that?be fr the second xie lian voices he'd take the pill hua cheng would be like "gege no let me"
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mothfinite · 9 months ago
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new selfship art idea: draw your s/is and f/os as those fucked up spongebob memes
like these:
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pr0ship/c0mship dni
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balleater · 4 months ago
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i just want something to come up about the bright queen being older than ludinus in-game. i want them to have that moment of knowing that there was someone who was at least 200 at the Start of the calamity.
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meowsticmarvels · 3 months ago
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ok one more thing. absolutely criminal that phi and akane don't interact more in ztd because to me they could be besties...... if you even care
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zeravmeta · 2 years ago
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I do think it's pretty funny that throughout the siracusa event there's like multiple scenes of the characters meeting up at restaurants/over dinner and almost every time the characters just order a pizza. like sure there are a few cases like lappland offering texas a mille-feuille or one of the characters having ordered steak for a party so at the very least we know other food exists but outside of that basically every meal is the good ol pie. it seems like in siracusa the only thing they do when they aren't murdering each other really is just cooka da pizza
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slimeyoldman · 7 months ago
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very fast scribble because i had to get this out of my system. they're at a house party. worst guests fr 🙄
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majorshatterandhare · 1 year ago
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I… am not a crossover person. It’s just not my thing. And I see y’all out here writing crossovers and that’s wonderful, write what makes you happy, or sad or angry; write what you want to write. But I see y’all putting Jon and/or Martin in the Mechanisms, and I get it, I do! But, I mean, you can have a Jon and Jonny and that’s fine; you can have two Archivists and that’s awesome (although Ivy’s better at the job); but I don’t see anyone writing two Tims! You could have TWO TIMS! Why wouldn’t you want that? And I think they’d fucking hate each other. Just, from misreading each other upon first meeting, completely hate each other. Two Tims! Both very sad about the death of a man they were close to, both visibly queer, and both fucking loathe each other’s guts for no real reason. Two Tims!
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pstelwitchcraft · 6 months ago
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oceanwithouthermoon · 1 year ago
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k.. kuboyasu aren.. bbut he plays guitar and he plays guitar FOR SAIKI KUSUO
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saturnniidae · 4 months ago
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The urge to give modern au Hiccup the name Håkon and have Hiccup be a nickname but also it's so fucking funny to me when modern aus have his full legal name be 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III' in the 21st century.
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termagax · 3 months ago
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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.
#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean#so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him#a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww#i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now#but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting#so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3#and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that#so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it#anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of#doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes#all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups#(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really#tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze#i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time#but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it#will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy#would be. and i cant do that for him#again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go#'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad#ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not#because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience#to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever#because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it#^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows#idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster#about it and i want it so bad
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robotpanties · 6 months ago
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uuuuuhhh no reason just wanna see the robot get preggers because nobody is really taking advantage of the narrative consequences of the robots of ULTRAKILL having fleshy bits inside them (in my humble opinion hahahaha...hahaha....hah....). Anywhosen also a sucker for general Bad End especially when it involves a psycho-sexual (breeding) binding to a greater entity but also I wanna see the murder-robot get knocked up. And the galaxy brain bit of this is instead of calming down they just get Worse.
YEAH NO ONE REALLY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT. and well i mostly assumed a very small percentage of people actually want to breed the robots like that which is why.
also i don't think this as a bad end, but a bad path that can lead to some other.. inch resting things (my stupid ass is trying to craft a plot with horror and drama from this path and how it'd change the story slightly despite knowing I will never get around to writing it in fic form except tiny excerpt ideas and art)
also i have so much to say abt the 'it doesn't calm down it just gets worse' bc its So true
#kicking my legs. it sooo genuinely gets worse i think it believes its actually in “love” with hell. and maybe it is.#gets worse and loses itself more and more. abandon any last trace of identity that had never been regarded anyway by anyone#its easy to let something guide you and instruct you in nearly everything if it feels too painfully good? and why spend more power thinking#altho for the. plot i was conducting in my head it was msotly involving gabriel and the primes bc of an idea my friend gave me which was#that if this occurred before v1 reached the prime sanctums it could have been guided or instructed to go to the sanctums but at the time#it does its currently carrying a child and because of that both the primes and v1 itself are spared because. i dont know if i think#the kings would fight a pregnant person . i at least think sisyphus Wouldnt because wheres the fun in an opponent who appears to already#be disadvantaged. (even if it can fare just fine.)#if any friendships were able to be made (cough . i like sisyphus qnd v1 platonic and romantic) itd be kind of. sad from an outside perspect#ve to watch it deteriorate into being less of its own entity and becoming slowly just another extension of hell. even in fighting it shows.#i wish i could explain it all better#and sorry if this ask is late to be answered i was writing my rwsponse at a con LMAOOO#.txt#ask#i want to write i have no timeee no energyyy but hear me out there is potential for crazy wackjob shit#ive decided also not to kill gabriel i think i should do somethign fucked up with him and his inexperience in relationshios#i forgot who suggested he should get so desperate that he begs for hell to take him as well. (which i cant decide if it would or wouldnt bc#its kind of really funny and mean if it#says no)
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skeletalheartattack · 1 year ago
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possamble · 6 months ago
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There a possible part 4 to that farcille yuri duty of yours? 👀
oh the yuri duty series is just me putting all my farcille stuff in a neat collection for perusing not like a real plan or roadmap fjdjkdf but once I get this chapter of a little creature out, maybe I'll have a new oneshot, who knows
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