#and i think itd be really fucking funny
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.....grandpafucker Jade.......
#local arson baby rants#this is spawned by . nothing#well#nothing except me realising that dave didnt talk to jade at all in those pesterlogs (+1 chatlog) i wrote#and i think itd be really fucking funny#if dave approached jade with the same 'have you thought of porkin your x?' question he asked john#and she replied 'oh! i do that every night actually :D'#harleycest
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i like him
#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him#i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form#it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again#if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat#or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour#idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed#i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny#if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive#never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny#im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory#i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that#i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit#myart#my art#doodles#stardew valley#stardew#sdv#sdv harvey#kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat
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listen. listen. im gonna say it. if youre writting omegaverse/magic child bearing pill fic about hualian and decide xie lian is the one to get pregnant. please.
look at me dead in the eye and tell me you believe hua cheng would be willing to let xie lian go through labour. this man has a stroke everytime xie lian as much as trips and falls and you think he'd let him experience that?be fr the second xie lian voices he'd take the pill hua cheng would be like "gege no let me"
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven officials blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian#this ia very obviously a joke btw write whatever makes yall happy#thats what creativity is for#i just think itd be really fucking funny
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new selfship art idea: draw your s/is and f/os as those fucked up spongebob memes
like these:
pr0ship/c0mship dni
#self ship#safeship#self ship community#oc x canon#f/o#fictional other#self ship imagine#I JUST THINK ITD BE REALLY FUNNY#ive seen some ppl redraw the carbon monoxide one with diff characters#theyre just so fucking funny to me im sorry 😭#꒰ meow.txt ꒱ ☁️
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i just want something to come up about the bright queen being older than ludinus in-game. i want them to have that moment of knowing that there was someone who was at least 200 at the Start of the calamity.
#critical role#cr spoilers#this is bcuz in the cooldown they were saying that everyone there was born centuries after the calamity sjksnfjs#i also think its possible in other ways for there to be people older than him tbh#bcuz like. yeah he extended his life artifically but even fully with no magic reasoning i feel like theres Gotta be outliers for lifespans#obviously 200 years over the typically listed lifespan is a stretch But#its possible!#and then there are the magical ways that arent as fucked up as ludinus like druids and shit lmao#i just really want there to be an elf thats ludinus's age or older that is just like that though.#just bcuz itd be funny in comparison to him slurping up fey or whatever#also back to the bright queen. i am just a little curious about the age of arcanum in the underdark#most of what we've heard about is the flying cities so like. what was going on down there.#i want to know more abt her early life so bad#ok these tags rly got away from me at this point im just having a great time abt this episode LMAO
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ok one more thing. absolutely criminal that phi and akane don't interact more in ztd because to me they could be besties...... if you even care
#trevor.txt#girls who are living paradoxes <3#and also so very autistic and Love to infodump#vlr/ztd spoilers in tags ->#well. i do think any interactions between them would be sort of awkward considering phi mostly knows akane as herself in 2074 co-running#the nonary game there. like shes not zero but she def helped sigma work on it. so i do think phi would not really trust her all that much#for a while. she doesnt trust easily anyways but. yk. if they get past that though i think they could be good friends. theyre both so insan#also another thing they have in common . they both burned to death. and live at One point in timelines where they died#aka d-end 2 for phi and any 999 end where junpei doesnt save akane#but past how Insane they are as characters i think a conversation between them would be funny#infodumping for 2 hours straight. theyd be like fuck yes lets talk about multiple timelines and physics and the morphogenetic field and#psychology. itd be funny trust#zero escape#zero escape phi#phi vlr#akane kurashiki#999#9 hours 9 persons 9 doors#virtue's last reward#vlr#ztd#zero time dilemma
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I do think it's pretty funny that throughout the siracusa event there's like multiple scenes of the characters meeting up at restaurants/over dinner and almost every time the characters just order a pizza. like sure there are a few cases like lappland offering texas a mille-feuille or one of the characters having ordered steak for a party so at the very least we know other food exists but outside of that basically every meal is the good ol pie. it seems like in siracusa the only thing they do when they aren't murdering each other really is just cooka da pizza
#the writers DO do their research too and like i dont think itd be impossible to just look up like 5 italian dishes#so either the translators got funny or the writers really were like 'because this is fictional italia lets have siracusas main dish pizza#zerav meme#arknights#sidenote how the FUCK does pennance keep herself so damn fine if she lives off pizza
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very fast scribble because i had to get this out of my system. they're at a house party. worst guests fr 🙄
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#birdperson#my art#birdrick#flesh curtains#flesh curtains rick#this guy is sooooo drunk lmao#also was thinking itd be REALLy funny if this happened and birdperson was still entirely unaware of rick pining for him.#like. rick spends this entire party almost in bps lap telling him hes so fucking cooool#sometime later squanchys like 'wait you guys DIDNT squanch at that party??' and birdperson is like 'no. why would we.'#grungy punk wraps his arms around ur neck and runs his fingers thru ur hair(feathers). normal platonic relationship.#birdperson lets rick feed him the wine leftover in that bottle hes holding and rick almost passes out#anyywayyy i think itd be rly funny if rick 'fucked a planet' sanchez couldnt get into his besties pants even as like. fwb#not for lack of trying!#first time drawing bp b gentleeeee
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I… am not a crossover person. It’s just not my thing. And I see y’all out here writing crossovers and that’s wonderful, write what makes you happy, or sad or angry; write what you want to write. But I see y’all putting Jon and/or Martin in the Mechanisms, and I get it, I do! But, I mean, you can have a Jon and Jonny and that’s fine; you can have two Archivists and that’s awesome (although Ivy’s better at the job); but I don’t see anyone writing two Tims! You could have TWO TIMS! Why wouldn’t you want that? And I think they’d fucking hate each other. Just, from misreading each other upon first meeting, completely hate each other. Two Tims! Both very sad about the death of a man they were close to, both visibly queer, and both fucking loathe each other’s guts for no real reason. Two Tims!
#the mechanisms#gunpowder tim#tma#tim stoker#i think maybe i just like tims…#if anybody sees this and does decide to write. let me know. because i will read this#i cant really explain why i think theyd hate each other#itd be fucking funny though#TWO TIMS#i had my phones screenreader read this to make sure that it would read the uppercase words correctly#and it is very funny to me when it says ‘fucking’
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#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#last one is exclusively bc i think itd be incredibly funny#also bc the odds are actually really fucking high yall
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k.. kuboyasu aren.. bbut he plays guitar and he plays guitar FOR SAIKI KUSUO
#was thinking acoustic but also itd be REALLY funny if he just pulls out a bass and starts playing that for saiki#kuboyasu please put the giant fucking amp away this is really embarrassing no i do like your playing i swear just not now please-#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#kuboyasu aren#kubosai#meows post
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The urge to give modern au Hiccup the name Håkon and have Hiccup be a nickname but also it's so fucking funny to me when modern aus have his full legal name be 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III' in the 21st century.
#just thinking abt him having to show his id for stuff and people looking at him funny or thinking its some kind of prank..#i feel like håkon suits him tho like if he changed to it i feel like itd be a 'hey if i was born a boy#what would you have named me' and that wouldve been valkas idea so its what he goes with and i think thats sweet#modern aus where valkas alive but still absent and hiccup has this like idea of her being the perfect parent when really shes Not....#but i digress#even if i renamed him to that id keep his middle name bc its just too fucking good. also he'd still be 3rd of his name#we keep the triple H. legacy alive here#httyd modern au#moth.txt#please agree w me tho håkon sounds better than fucking henry tho thats also acceptable#he looks a bit like a henry i suppose also haydens fine. but some of the 'normal' names ive seen people guve him..... unacceptable.#deyas dragons
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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.
#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean#so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him#a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww#i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now#but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting#so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3#and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that#so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it#anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of#doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes#all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups#(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really#tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze#i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time#but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it#will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy#would be. and i cant do that for him#again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go#'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad#ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not#because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience#to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever#because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it#^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows#idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster#about it and i want it so bad
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uuuuuhhh no reason just wanna see the robot get preggers because nobody is really taking advantage of the narrative consequences of the robots of ULTRAKILL having fleshy bits inside them (in my humble opinion hahahaha...hahaha....hah....). Anywhosen also a sucker for general Bad End especially when it involves a psycho-sexual (breeding) binding to a greater entity but also I wanna see the murder-robot get knocked up. And the galaxy brain bit of this is instead of calming down they just get Worse.
YEAH NO ONE REALLY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT. and well i mostly assumed a very small percentage of people actually want to breed the robots like that which is why.
also i don't think this as a bad end, but a bad path that can lead to some other.. inch resting things (my stupid ass is trying to craft a plot with horror and drama from this path and how it'd change the story slightly despite knowing I will never get around to writing it in fic form except tiny excerpt ideas and art)
also i have so much to say abt the 'it doesn't calm down it just gets worse' bc its So true
#kicking my legs. it sooo genuinely gets worse i think it believes its actually in “love” with hell. and maybe it is.#gets worse and loses itself more and more. abandon any last trace of identity that had never been regarded anyway by anyone#its easy to let something guide you and instruct you in nearly everything if it feels too painfully good? and why spend more power thinking#altho for the. plot i was conducting in my head it was msotly involving gabriel and the primes bc of an idea my friend gave me which was#that if this occurred before v1 reached the prime sanctums it could have been guided or instructed to go to the sanctums but at the time#it does its currently carrying a child and because of that both the primes and v1 itself are spared because. i dont know if i think#the kings would fight a pregnant person . i at least think sisyphus Wouldnt because wheres the fun in an opponent who appears to already#be disadvantaged. (even if it can fare just fine.)#if any friendships were able to be made (cough . i like sisyphus qnd v1 platonic and romantic) itd be kind of. sad from an outside perspect#ve to watch it deteriorate into being less of its own entity and becoming slowly just another extension of hell. even in fighting it shows.#i wish i could explain it all better#and sorry if this ask is late to be answered i was writing my rwsponse at a con LMAOOO#.txt#ask#i want to write i have no timeee no energyyy but hear me out there is potential for crazy wackjob shit#ive decided also not to kill gabriel i think i should do somethign fucked up with him and his inexperience in relationshios#i forgot who suggested he should get so desperate that he begs for hell to take him as well. (which i cant decide if it would or wouldnt bc#its kind of really funny and mean if it#says no)
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#dream posting#fabulous friendshow#i wanted to type it out in a post rather than posting the screenshots but. i didnt have the energy to rewrite everything.#the idea of squidward going into spongebobs house with a hose still has me laughing#that and the idea of mr krabs wanting an excuse to key spongebobs house is really fucking funny#i think mr krabs called the krusty krab pineapple something specific... like the krusty something. but i couldnt remember#it was also like. specifically he had an AI designed to like. know how to rebuild customers houses.#like i dont know if he designed it himself or what. but he had like a touchscreen on a wall of... presumably the krusty krab pineapple.#when i was writing it all down. i couldnt help but be reminded of ai dungeon. and how this could be something itd write.
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There a possible part 4 to that farcille yuri duty of yours? 👀
oh the yuri duty series is just me putting all my farcille stuff in a neat collection for perusing not like a real plan or roadmap fjdjkdf but once I get this chapter of a little creature out, maybe I'll have a new oneshot, who knows
#asks#honestly i have a lot of ideas but never time to write them#also first on the priority list before new projects is a commission so we'll have to see if inspiration strikes at all fjdjf#and then after that its like. 100 nasty fucking scenarios and a really funny 'series of people randomly falling for marcille' thing#i know its weird and im sorry but. i think developing a crush on marcille would be good for shuros mental health and general self esteem#i know that sounds counterintuitive bc itd be unrequited but just trust me guys i have a vision okay
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