#and i need to know where this baby at. like am i imagining it? cus i aint seen no babies. and thats why i know id get got

[nerdie-faerie]

I feel you should know that a mountain lion sounds like a crying baby or a woman screaming

Like if you hear a baby crying when you��re outside after dark in the Appalachian mountains (US east coast) it’s probably Not A Baby

Just a fun fact :)

That's terrifying. And you know what? I'd probably fool for it to. I hear a baby crying in public and I'm just 'someone's baby is crying. Who's baby is crying?' tryna find where it's coming from, I'd get got for sure. And honestly deserved

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

HELLOOO idk if ur requests are on rn so take ur time with this request and get to it at ur own time but i was wondering if u could make a short one shot fic abt reader who is in a relationship with katsuki and is at home while he's out in patrol and she sees his location with life 360 and sees that he's beside some sort of restaurant or supermarket so she texts him smth like

i see ur beside the ramen place i like can u buy dinner tonight 😊

AND THEN KATSUKI IS JUST 🤬🤬🤬 WTF HOW DO U KNOW WHERE I AM ARE U OUTSIDE RN

all lighthearted and funny :))

THANK UUU SO MUCHH 💞💞

LMFAOOOO thjs js so funny😭😭😭 tysm for this ask i hope i did it some justice :33 hope you’re still stickin around to read it anon ! Short lil drabble, much luv xx

“since you’re by that ramen place i like you can get some for dinner 💋💕”

“ ? what the fuck”

“?? where are you.”

“?”

before you can send another text message, your phone lights up with your boyfriend’s caller id, you giggle.

“hi, baby.”

“where the fuck are you at ?”

you snort, readjusting on your sofa “what are you talking about ?” you ask teasingly.

you catch the sound of people talking as you hear katsuki grumbling to himself “i don’t see you.”

you giggle, kicking your legs a little “and why would you need to see me ?”

katsuki groans, already exasperated and growing more and more impatient, you’re surprised he hasn’t started cursing your entire bloodline yet “quit it with that mysterious bullshit, how do you know where i’m at.”

and just to mess with him, you respond “i see you.”

it’s quiet on his end for a moment, aside from the chatter on the street “yn. i’ll fucking kill you.” you throw your head back and laugh “once i find you, you’re done for. your ass is grass.”

“i like it when you talk dirty to me.” you joke, he scoffs hard on the other end “freak.” you hear him mumble, you giggle some more.

“i’m at home, just saw your location and decided to ask you to get me some food.”

“get you some food.” he bites, scoffing in disbelief.

“us, get us some food. pretty please, suki ?” you use your sweetest voice, maybe he might even be able to imagine your puppy dog eyes through the phone.

he laughs sarcastically “right. what makes you think you deserve to get anything after that little stunt you pulled, huh ?”

you pout, whining so he knows you are “i was just kidding, was jus’ a little jokey-joke.” you can’t help but tease him a bit more.

“yeah, my ass.” you snort loudly, laughing and the huff he lets out clearly lets you know he’s not amused, you can see him rolling his eyes at your antics.

“we’ll see.” is the answer he graces you with. you squeal, cus you know that means you won. katsuki is quick to remind you he didn’t say yes, but you already know his mind’s been made.

“i’m surprised you didn’t ask me why i have your location on my phone.” you hum.

katsuki sounds utterly confused by your question when he responds “why would i give a shit about that ? s’not like i get somethin’ to hide. don’t care if you know where i’m at.” he responds simply.

“sides, i know how obsessed you are with me, so—”

“i’m hanging up now, katsuki. get me my ramen. toodles.” your bitter tone makes him laugh, and just to piss you off some more he adds in a honeyed sweet “see you later, babe. love ya.” before he hangs up. you huff shaking your head. a text pings and you swipe up to check it, it’s from katsuki again.

“i’m not getting you shit btw.”

he does indeed come back with ramen.

[distinguisheddwarffriend]

Inspired by that post about Thranduil being all defensive/protective over Gimli in Valinor:

We all know the head canon of Thorin being all "no nephew of mine even associates with an elf" BUT

Just imagine, in a world where all three Durins survived, and Tauriel saved Kili (again), and some other elf healed his and Fìli's wounds last minute.

Thorin saw both his nephews almost die before him, has LIVED through how the gold sickness twists the mind and perception of things, and after coming to terms with Bilbo's theft of the Arkenstone, he for a while questions EVERYTHING.

And yes, he totally has a dramatic phase of self pity, holing up in his rooms, drinking Elvish wine (cus thats all there is atm) and smoking Gandalf's pipeweed, and mourning how "everything i knew is a LIE" and "if elves can make such amazing wine there HAS to be some good in them" and "I almost got my boys killed I am such a failure boooohoooo", and after Bilbo kicks his ass out if depression (and a STRONG worded letter from his sister) he is like "okay FUCK y'all I have TRAUMA TM and will do WHATEVER I WANT!!"

So when Kili all shyly comes forward one day asking if Tauriel can please stay with them in the mountain because she's banished from the Woodland Realm he's all "OF COURSE she can stay, you do you my precious boy, if Thranduil is stupid enough to let such a great warrior go we'll stick it to him"

and BAM, Tauriel joins Dwalin in leading Erebor's guard, and Dwalin is torn between "excuse ME u want me to share my job with a pointy eared maiden?" And "holy hell that lass has fire can't show how impressed I am".

And Tauriel Takes No Shit even from her own boyfriend, so Kìli is forced to take his new responsibilities seriously because "I did NOT lose my home to live with a CHILD, Kili", and Fili gets dragged into the whole thing without really understanding what happened, but hey, his lil brother is happy so who cares really.

And whenever someone at council (like Dain) complains about an Elf in the mountain, Thorin goes absolutely FERAL like "are you saying I don't know what's best for this mountain I just won from A DRAGON?! are you suggesting that my perfect baby nephew has bad taste? Huh? Exactly, didn't think so!!!!" And is a protective Papa bear "listen Tauriel if someone gives you shit you SHOOT them. No, not killing them, but, you know, just maim them a little to make a point. Trust me I'm the king."

And once Kili and Tauriel have their first child Thorin constantly kidnaps the kid and has them in the forge before they can even talk because "need to keep up that good old dwarven influence".

Anyway I'll go cry myself to sleep now.

[just-a-ghost00]

A message from a beloved soul 🕊️

Recently, I felt called to ask for advice from passed on artists that have greatly impacted my life. A few months ago, my role model and most beloved artist passed away suddenly. I never thought this day would come. Or rather I didn’t want to think about it. And lately I feel his energy very strongly. I thought that maybe some of you could need some advice from an artist you miss dearly as well. I’m sorry if this triggers anybody. I thank these beautiful souls that have provided us with light and love for all these years for their messages and I hope that wherever they are in the Universe, their soul is at peace. ❤️

Group 1

Letters : B Y I T J S L G K M U A P G D F Words : guys, tails, mask, Sag, just, Jiluka, Atsuki, July, Aug, days, pay, gay, Yumi, Yuki, Bad guy, kid, must play, guita(r), fly, BSK, family, silk, ask my pals if I still must (???), stalk, dumb, Mt Fuji

Tissue box messages : Singer, blue eyes, Scorpio I TRANSFORM Nov 23 to Nov 29, Capricorn I CREATE Jan 20 to Feb 16, 6th house daily life I LOVE, 12th house Spiritual life I DREAM

Their channeled message to you :

Baby the world is yours to take. Fate is yours to create. No matter the pain, no matter the fears, no matter the obstacles, you must live on. Do you hear me? Live. Scream at the top of your lungs. You can cry too. But don’t give up. I am with you every step of the way. My wings will carry you for as long as I can.

Clarifications - 10 of swords, Black Numen, King of cups, King of wands, 10 of pentacles, 10 of cups

This artist that you are asking about knows that you are going through a hard time and that a part of you doesn’t believe in your ability to make it through but they want to reassure you because not only do you have what it takes but the outcome is going to be much more brighter than you could ever imagine. You’re getting there. You’re so close to reaching your goal. I believe that there are actually two artists that are surrounding you with their love. They are both encouraging you to keep moving, though you may not understand where this will lead you, though you may not see the bigger picture. Because after this period of grieving and emotional turmoil, of hardships and uncertainty, awaits a bright and warm future, full of joy and abundance. While one helps you heal your wounds and deal with possible depression/mental health issues, the other is helping you manifest success in all areas of your life by fueling your fire and inspiring you. You may feel like your creativity is boosted and your mind is fuming with new ideas. Both of them are masculine in their energy. One of them may especially connect with you through your dreams while the other would rather put on your way resources and people that are beneficial to your growth. The channeled message you received was from the one you were asking about. But the other artist still wanted to silently show their support. I believe that in their living time this person wasn’t very talkative but would instead show their love through actions. They remained the same in the after life.

🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

Group 2

Letters : A V U S E I F S V N A U I M K P Words : miss u, veins, pain, pause, Suki, fave, fame, pave, Mana, Aki, naive, invasive, Nivea, niveau (French for level), suave, Kaname, kiss me, five men, fans, vie (life/live), Pisa

Tissue box messages : Gym rat, creative soul, dorky/quirky, Scorpio I TRANSFORM Nov 23 to Nov 29, Ophiuchus I HEAL Nov 29 to Dec 17, 1st house awareness of self I AM

Their message to you :

My Jade ~ You are so beautiful. Your soul is so beautiful it shines all the way to heaven. God and the angels are so pleased with you. Seeing you grow so much has been my biggest joy and pride. I believe that you can light up this world and save so many people from themselves. But first make sure to save yourself, okay?! Love you ❤️

Clarifications - 9 of pentacles, The Lovers, Knight of cups, Judgment, King of cups, 6 of cups

You must prioritize yourself by choosing to give yourself the love you so willingly give to others. That much is clear. When the time is right and balance is restored, a soulmate will be sent to you to pour more love into your cup. They will come to you slowly but surely. You will recognize them by their piercing gaze and their powerful voice. You know them already. Wow that was very specific. There are a lot of water related cards, three of which can be associated with Scorpio. Then there is also Gemini energy and Taurus energy. I believe that in their living time the artist you asked about was a very generous and wise person. They were probably an old soul and had a hard time finding people they could deeply connect with. I get the feeling that you followed this person since you were a child and you looked up to them. They are a soulmate of yours. Their energy feels very balanced. I believe this person was very spiritual and always did their best to do the right choice and be the bigger person. They would always think of their loved ones before anything else and maybe that is one thing that caused this person a lot of sadness. Which is why they urge you to prioritize yourself. They know too well the cost of overgiving to others only to be left with so little.

🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

Group 3

Letters : C N L C Z E K U V O T B E A V M Words : clean, zen, luck, black, block me, metal, zone, cat, melon, love u, meat, meet u at ten, note, bone, tune, name, bake, cake, Ameba, volcano, Kubo, Kobe,

Tissue box messages : Gym rat, bookworm, unconventional, Leo I SHINE Aug 10 to Sept 16, Taurus I PROTECT May 13 to June 21, Sagittarius I KNOW Dec 17 to Jan 20

Their message :

Dear friend,

I am so glad the universe has sent me to you. I am so proud of you for fighting for your dreams and doing your best every day to be a better person. You have no idea how much this means to me that you are working so hard to walk in my footsteps. My soul is filled with warmth because of you. Thank you so much.❤️ I love you too!

Clarifications - 6 of cups, 6 of swords, King of pentacles, 8 of pentacles, Queen of pentacles, High priestess

This artist is a soulmate of yours. They had to leave for you to thrive. It was part of their journey to pass on to the other side for you to grow and for them to guide you. It was necessary because their departure triggered an awakening in you. Your gifts wouldn’t have woken up the way they are now otherwise. It was their duty to contribute to your accession to your throne. By that I mean that in order to claim your power and rise up to their level, they had to eclipse themselves and now evolve in the « dark » or in other words on the other side of the curtain. You and this artist mirror each other, especially when it comes to your careers. I would even go as far as to say that for some of you they are a divine counterpart. You are the High priestess. And I saw behind her the Magician. They were the spark and you are the torch that will pass on the knowledge. They’ve taught you everything they had to while they were living. Now is your turn to do the same. You can connect with this person through hard work but also by working on your gifts, especially your intuition. When they were living, they were very intuitive too. They were known as a hard worker and a force to be reckoned with. They inspired people to leave behind what didn’t serve them. And they are now trying to help you do the same thing they did : be a mentor and a guide for others, especially younger souls.

[olivianyx]

I am planning to permanently shift to a better CR DR. Where i can easily manifest things + where my aunt is still alive. When she died nobody told me about her in fear that i might get into depression and they told me after 3 days. She and me had very great bond more precious bond then my own family and my parents. Even though she no longer here in this reality I still feel like she is still alive and I want to see her again and hug her again tell her about my achivements because she was the only person who listens to me and believe me on whatever I said also supported me whenever I needed. That's I wanted to enter in void state and permanently shift to better CR. But I have been struggling a lot no matter what I tried. I have entered the void state 2 times but i wasn't aware about it when i was in void state and when i wake up from there i always had mental breakdown. Can you please help me?

Hi! Thanks for the ask honey ❣️

So basically you're planning to permashift to a reality where your aunt is still alive right? Okay, but you don't need the void for it sweetheart. Ik how you're feeling rn cus trust me I've been there too. I understand how you feel. First of all why would you assume that you can't enter the void no matter what you do? You enter the void everytime you're asleep. Yes you do. But actually to permashift you don't even need the void. You can do with just a command or by living in the end, or using subliminals, affirming, visualising, whatever. I mean I don't understand why the void is too overrated and people seem to overcomplicate it in this community. I personally don't like the void even though I've entered it after 2 years. But there's sats, lullaby method, alpha state meditation and many more. The lullaby method and sats are equally as powerful as the void honey. You don't gotta stress about the void.

Second of all, please do work on your self concept and stop overwhelming yourself. Actually I believe self concept isn't necessary but if you're having a hard time please do work on for a week and go on with the void.

If you really wanna enter the void, then I'd recommend doing psych-k sessions and the Wim hof breathing technique with pink noise.

Just remember what ever you do, please make sure you're fulfilled internally. That's the only key to achieving anything ❣️

You're pure consciousness, you're awareness, the God of your reality. Why would the creator be upset or stressing over his own creations? He knows he created it and he has the power to alter it too. So stop worrying baby. You can do it! I'd recommend putting on some music and imagining it (the distraction technique) and then zone out which practically is your pure awareness state where you aren't bothered by your physical realm.

If you still got doubts, you still can dm me, I'd like to help you honey ✨

You can do this! Lots of love ❤

[quitealotofsodapop]

Hmm...if Mac absorbs the egg - does that mean he would have a rock in his gut? How would that even work? Would the egg be draining Mac's magic as a form of sustenance to replace the umbilical cord? Imagine the panic those monkeys would have - "Didn't your rock blow up when you were born?!" "Calm down, I doubt it's gonna go all chestburster on you! I hope." "Chest-what?!" "Oh, right, you haven't seen the movies..." "WUKONG!" - or does the *baby* go to Mac and leaves an empty rock for SWK to use?

OK Im calling a Long Post warning; cus its a long answer, and gives a pretty good idea Why the plot happens.

Basically the stone "Egg" MK comes from was a comet containing Something. The Jade Emperor and a bunch of other Celestials noticed it coming right for earth and started panicing. To anyone not in the know, it just looked like an unseasonable meteor shower over Megapolis.

SWK is summoned cus the Jade Emperor had Visions of what was in the "Egg"; an infant Stone Monkey that could transform into an Eldritch Abomination. Jade Emperor gives the order of scrambled stone egg.

SWK and a bunch of other characters are Not Down For It; so they teleport to SWK's Shame Temple (seen in "Imposssible Delivery") to hopefully catch the Egg before it lands.

Coincidentally; The Shame Temple happens to be where Macaque was put to rest hundreds of years ago, and he's just Woken Up (more details on Why later) to his ex-best-friend/possible soulmate standing there.

Moskha and Nezha have to keep the monkeys apart long enough to form a plan.

The comet that contains the Egg finally crashes down, and begins leaking a horrific chaotic energy thats ripping apart the reality around it. It takes the power of SWK, Nezha, Mohska, and Guanyin herself to perform a ritual to contain the energy within a confined space.

Problem was that when The Egg hit the earth, it had cracked open. But unlike SWK and Mac, it had not developed a body for its soul to survive in just yet.

Wukong has a rare lightbulb moment.

Wukong: "Hey, if *our* eggs held us - then could we use our old shells to patch it up and let it finish cooking?"

Macaque: "Thats the stupidiest idea you've ever had. Lets do it."

Guanyin gives the thumbs up, and Macaque takes SWK's place in the ritual, summoning all his shadow powers to keep the Soul within the temple. SWK causes some chaos zipping around to Flower Fruit Mountain and the Moon for the remains of his and Mac's stone eggs.

SWK patches the broken Cosmic Egg with the remaining shells, successfully trapping the energy.

Then Macaque's control on the shadows faulter, causing the Cosmic Egg to zoom towards him (Samadhi Fire flashbacks anyone?) and hit just before Wukong can jump in for a save; the Soul contained within the Egg absorbing into Macaque's body and leaving behind a seemingly normal egg-shaped rock in Wukong's hands.

Everyone starts panicking.

Guanyin explains: since the Soul existed outside of the natural order, it couldnt just simply jump into the nearest body like a reincarnation. It needed similarly un-natural progenitors.

In essense; the undercooked MK soul was like: "Where am I?! What am I!? Why am i so cold!? Where's my parents!?" *sees SWK and Macaque fixing his egg* "Oh, there they are, my bad."

Which means that Shadowpeach just metaphorically and *literally* concieved a future mystic Monkey.

Macaque is NOT HAPPY and immediately jumps to beat the crap out of SWK.

Moksha has to stop herself from laughing cus; "Bro you just magically knocked up your ex.", while Nezha looks horrified cus he thinks he just saw what Stone Monkey baby-making looks like.

Guanyin advises the two monkeys that if they keep things civil, the Soul will likely incarnate into a physical body and get born as an infant Monkey demon do. But there's a catch:

On a gross physical scale; its not an issue. Mystic Monkeys exist outside the natural category of creatures, and are shapeshifters to boot, meaning that Macaque already had built-in "equipment" to carry a kid. Its just him and SWK never "tried" making more of themselves - a war and a bad break-up put a damper on any family planning they had.

On a magical + spirtual scale though? : Its Dangerous.

The mystical pregnancy takes so much energy from Macaque that he needs to in-turn "steal" energy from other life sources in order to keep both of them healthy/alive. SWK thankfully cannot die and can replenish his energy on his own via food and rest, but the HP donation in turn drains his powers.

Basically by deciding to spare the Egg, Sun Wukong and Macaque have become functionally Mortal until MK is able to provide for himself.

As for the leftover shell; SWK presents it to the Jade Emperor as evidence that he "scrambled" whatever was inside. The celestials present can tell that whatever was in there, isnt anymore, so they accept that SWK did as he was told.

Except for Erlang Shen who's like; "SWK would never do what he's told! This is sus. Imma keep my eye on you if anything new enters the celestial realm."

SWK: "Fine by me, imma go back to being retired and having my main antagonists sealed away."

Once its confirmed that the Celestial Realm considers the Egg destroyed; SWK and Macaque agree to hide in plain sight among the mortal world for the time being. There's a *few* hiccups along the way ofc, but by the time MK is born, they're settled into the apartment above Pigsy's, and faking being a "Completely Normal (Demon) Couple With Baby", and are getting forcibly adopted by the reincarnations of the old JTTW gang.

Cue the rest of the story, and Shadowpeach forgetting where the Fake Relationship ends and where the "Whoops, you're still my soulmate!" begins.

And the three Realms collectively crapping themselves when MK picks up the staff.

And yes; Wukong would worry about the possibly of MK being born chestburter-style. Macaque would then yell at him and banish him to his cloud for the night.

I'm close to finishing the first chapter, so please continue sending asks for more details you'd like to know, and I'll answer without giving away too many spoilers.

Tldr: No rock in Macaque's gut, just baby. Leftover cosmic eggshell used to juke the god. MK is the result of a Covalent Bond. Guanyin is an amazing Fairy Godmother

[general-du-vallon]

i started making a fic once where aramis holds his baby and thinks like 'well i did one treason how worse could it be if i stole this baby away', and he thinking about he could put another baby in its place and then i thought WELL WHY NOT

Anyway now am thinking about the stolen baby au

Porthos waiting on a horse to spirit the baby away (just have the image of him waiting in the dark. He takes the baby cus like i s2 final where he rides off alone to be heroic)

Aramis having a moment to talk to Q.A (quee ann) before the baby is born and saying it as a joke and they both just look at each other

the other musketrs being like 'u decided what now with Q.A?!'

where they gonna get a baby?! well. Porthos can be like 'i know a guy'. I'm sure Flea could find them a baby needing a nice home.

Aramis being like '...and then i will slide the baby in' and Constance being like 'uh huh mm hhmm. WHILE THE QUEEN IS HAVING THE OTHER BABY?!? HM?!? u gonna GO IN THERE WHILE SHE PUSHES A WHOLE HUMAN OUT OF HER?!'

aramis after constance rant, as if there been no interuption 'and then constance will swap them' and constance being like THAT IS WHAT i THOUGHT

I mean the baby is already not king of france so who cares?! it could be ANY baby. Who says this ISNT what hapened?

anyway one of the big reasons i think this is hilarious is we already know there's a safe place for accidental french not-quite-heirs cus that's where Agnes and Henry went.

Aramis and Agnes and king of france (but louis did it instead) and the king of france (but random baby from court of miracles did it instead).

aramis giving in his commission; 'GONNA GO UH.... JOIN A MONESTARY. THATS IT. THATS RIGHT. THAT'S WHERE IM GOING'.

imagine in s3 if he was in that monestary and the others staring around at the hundred of babies aramis is sherpherding about like 'is it that one... is it that one... is it that one' (I know this is diff to the living in bliss with agnes plus king 1 and king 2 like the cat in the hat. but whatever. Did i say it all has to cohere?!?! HUH!?!)

it is actually surprising to me hwo much i could just... slide this into canon. That's really funny. Aramis coming back to paris with a couple of refugee babies and beingn like 'and this one I'm keeping FOR NO REASON he gonna live with me. um. better. really. nenver ever go to the palace. eek'

It would be fun reversal. Q.A sneaking into the garrison to see her baby. aramis being like 'you so really absolutely totally cannot be here' standing at the end of a corridor full of men used to living in barracks like not entirely dressed and sort of being awful all like O_O O_O O_O like those picures where the light in rats eyes.

Q.A being like 'and now this is aramis he is coming to court to be honoured and the king has decided in his generosity that aramis's baby is coming also and oops louis jr just happened to meet him oh look at that oh dear i tripped over and my two babies are friends what a big oopsie daisy no aramis i didn't do anything at all'

Q.A loves BOTH her babies. for the record. baby number 2 is GONNA BE LOVED.

I think porthos watching the king dote on miracle court baby would be fun. Porthos "shall we show him what being poor in paris is really like" du Vallon.

the king doesn't know. the king doesnt care.

the rest of the show can be p much the same. tbf i only watched bits of s3 and skipped a lot of the more plotty stuff so i dont actually know this. the version I watched could fit this change easy and who cares what other ppl watched.

Sylvie being like 'he is the king of france' abt the dauphin and constance being like '....well. technically u r correct. but. uh.' and sylvie being like 'this is another of those treason things isnt it' and constance like 'a bit' and sylvie like 'yesssss tell me tell me'

[diagonal-queen]

belated thungo thursday! someone's about to be real sad and that someone is ME

dazai: you have to do an impossibly important job for me akutagawa: oka- dazai: keep atsushi safe akutagawa: N E V E R

akutagawa was like 'dont kill the weretiger. not cus i like him or anything, but because if you kill him, he's gonna revive and he's gonna be an even bigger pain in the ass. save all of us the trouble'

NOT fukuchi being like 'respect the elderly' and akutagawa is like 'i don't discriminate. i hate everyone regardless of their age'

am i the only one who sometimes gets a little annoyed at how atsushi and akutagawa are always arguing with each other? like in the right time and place it's very funny and actually very important to their relationship but the two of them will literally put more effort into insulting each other than defending their lives from the powerful enemy who is very much trying to kill them. PRIORITIES BOYS. PRIORITIES. EVEN SOUKOKU DON'T DO THAT

'Do we need any more?' who wants to tell him

(SORRY THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR LMAOOAAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOA)

i wonder how fukuchi discovered his ability. like imagine as a kid he was just like hanging out with a friend or something and they were eating chips or something and he jokingly throws a chip at his friend and the impact from that single chip makes said friend fly across the room and land on the floor dead and fukuchi is like 'uh. whoops'

NOOOOO THEY DIDNT ANIMATE THE PART WHERE AKUTAGAWA AND ATSUSHI WERE ARM IN ARM FOR A SECOND BEFORE AKUTAGAWA PUSHED HIM AWAY :(

'four years ago dazai san abandoned me' omg akutagawa taking that shit SO personal. he left because his bestie got killed by some french dude it had nothing to do with your emo ass

'i don't get paid enough to die with a villain!' he was so real for that

holy shit the part where sskk caught the bullets and dropped them i fucking gasped. that was so sexy and for what??? why was that so hot i rewatched it like ten times holy shit hotties

okay akutagawa knowing how to safely choke someone?? i guess we know what he's into

im curious as to why atsushi didnt ask akutagawa to go longer without killing someone- like a year or something. did he think he'd say no? was he thinking 'that's too high a goal for this maniac. baby steps' LMAOOOO

i love how atsushi's run is like this goofy ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ thing while akutagawa just naruto runs with a stone cold expression

'should we be outed, my head will be the first to fly' akutagawa on his odasaku arc

(THAT ONE WAS EVEN MEANER HELP IM SO SORRY)

i think its established pretty well now that i find atsushi sexy (and im sure absolutely nobody else does, but dont come for me) his tiger stripe mark things on his face make him look WICKEDLY attractive. argue with the wall

fukuchi live tweeting this crap like 'having a smoke while these gay boys plan to kill me. i'll update if i live lol'

people really always be like 'fukuchi has a point because of his war experience' i guarantee you if you were to approach any actual veterans and ask them if their experience in conflict made them want to plot for decades in order to kill everyone in the world who has ever been a veteran/fought in any sort of conflict, they would NOT give you an affirmative response. shut the fuck up

AND HE'S LIKE 'my struggles have been infinite and nobody gives me recognition for them so im mad' BUDDY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?????? AKUTAGAWA IS RIGHT THERE (and atsushi too but i mean he's kinda gotten some recognition for his rough life. akutagawa's gotten NONE)

imagine akutagawa like in beast breaking his arm and yosano is like 'oh dw akutagawa i can fi-' and then he's just using rashoumon to do it himself lmao (does he do that in beast? i havent finished it)

atsushi: i need to defeat this villain me: cus he wants to end the wor- atsushi: because i dont want akutagawa to do it first me:

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THEIR CONSTANT BICKERING???? DAMNIT SSKK

heyyyyy we finally got an akutagawa ass shot!!! *adds to collection* i

akutagawa: i need to defeat this villain me: cus he wants to end the wor- akutagawa: because i want dazai to think im cool me:

i mean he soon followed it by saying 'i would never work for you because you'll never be as cool as dazai' which is very true, so i guess you've redeemed yourself for now akutagawa

akutagawa in uniform >>>>>>>>

whoever is voicing akutagawa and atsushi in this ep deserves a million billion dollars

im sorry sskk. i didnt mean to laugh. but the sudden triumphant moment being cut off (as well as atsushi's hand lmaoo) made me giggle im sorry

TIGER FISHEYE

this episode got me wondering all over again; HOW is anybody going to defeat fukuchi. there is (seemingly) literally no way to best the spacetime sword (can't be arsed to remember its name im sorry). how the hell are they gonna resolve this. im not smart enough to theorise like the rest of you guys

holy shit what a perfect way to end that episode. like the suddenness of it and screaming akutagawa's name, but also because i haven't stopped listening to tetsu no ori since it came out and i'm obsessed with this song. everyone say thankyou granrodeo

i'm surprised i spent most of that time thirsting instead of crying. let's wait and see what happens next thungo thursday!!

[jaeminsnanadoongie]

Always With You 🍂

Epilogue

Summary: "Close your eyes

And I'll be there

Cause no matter where I go

I'll be Always With You"🍂

Two teenagers, a hospital and a deadly disease....🍂Will they survive??

AU: Hospital au

Word count : 1.2K (approx.)

Warnings : Nothing for the epilogue

Genre: Angst (A little bit), fluff, a innie tiny bit emotional (cus I'm not that good at writing emotional stuff)

Pairing (s): Huang Renjun × OC

Disclaimer: This is a pure work of fiction. None of the incidents depicted here has no connection to the actual persons, living or dead, or actual events. Any resemblance found with another story is clearly unintentional. The personality or behaviour of the idol depicted here is not the related to his/her personality or behaviour in real life.It's pure work of imagination by the author.

All that I have ever wanted to say and do with you

1st February 2025

1. Teddy bear.mp3                ~     4:02

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2. Life is still...on.mp3         ~     3:39

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3.Walk you home.mp3        ~      2:55

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4. ANL.mp3                              ~     3:46

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5. It's your's.mp3                  ~     3:44

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6. Irreplaceable.mp3.         ~      3:24

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7. Candle light.mp3             ~      3:47

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8. Rainbow.mp3                     ~      3:52

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9. Puzzle piece.mp3               ~     3:47

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10. My Everything.mp3         ~      3:41

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11. Be there for you.mp3      ~      3:44

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12. Never goodbye.mp3     ~     3:33

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Now playing Candle light.mp3...

                         Candle light

Oh, woah, candle light, candle light

Wait just a minute, are you ready?

When I signal you

Count one, two, three and open your eyes

I know you're wondering why I'm doing this

But this is no ordinary day

Like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

The moments I am with you are always

Special every day

Blow the candle light, candle light, candle light, baby

It means I'm thankful for all of the days we spent together

In times like this, somehow I, somehow I, baby

I get embarrassed, but it means I love you

When I see your dazzling and bright smile

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

My wish for you and I to be together forever

I think will come true, woo

I know the days to come are very uncertain

And the days gone by might have been sad (Oh, sad)

But don't worry anymore

Adding days like this (A day)

Is what we need to do, woo

I, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

I make my plans so they can be spent only with you

I think that would be perfect

Blow the candle light, candle light, candle light, baby

It means I'm thankful for all of the days we spent together

In times like this, somehow I, somehow I, baby

I get embarrassed, but it means I love you

When I see your dazzling and bright smile

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

My wish for you and I to be together forever

I think will come true, woo

Because you are in my heart, my melody is natural

Thanks to you, my dreams became possible

I want to accomplish them all with you

I'm not alone now that I'm with you, girl

You appeared when I was lonely and needed someone

Among what is ordinary, I celebrate your preciousness

Streets shining with candles, even the lights are so special

Always stay by my side, ooh

Now open your eyes, open your eyes, open your eyes, baby

I want to give you days that are like gifts

Like this, you and I, you and I, you and I, baby

Can we be still be together around this time next year?

Each section of the calendar on your desk

Without leaving a single day, it will only be you and me

Like a candle light that never goes out

My wish for you and I to be together forever

I think will come true, woo

(23rd April 2023)

The wind sending shivers down her spine yet she felt his warmth radiate as she listened to all the recordings once again. Each sentence made her lose another drop of water as her dried tear stained cheeks grew red.

"None of this can become true Renjun and you know that..." Her whisper came out louder as she sniffed. Her red nose picked in the cold air as she looked at the city view from the top of the rooftop.

"You know if you sit here any longer you're gonna catch a cold imma guarantee you that" hyucks voice startled the girl as she snapped her head towards the voice.

Quickly rubbing off the excess tears she gave him a look. "You know crying at nights doesn't make him come back...and I'm sure he won't like it" placing himself right next to he turned his head too see her eyes already on him.

Nodding she sniffed once again. "I know but how much ever anyone says as long as am alive please let me think about him time to time and cry cause, i just want to never forget him, i want him to be with me all the time" her voice quavered while her head hanged low.

"I understand but don't just keep crying live, love and do all that he has ever wanted to do and make him stay with you in hear" holding her hands tightly he pointed into her heart while she let out silent tears.

Just nodding she looked at the book tha held all the lyrics including his tiny letter which were her time pass readings.

And as for the songs they were her safe place.

"By the way..." Now all clear her tears stopped as her voice turned a bit more clear as hyuck looked at her. "When did you guys even record these songs??"

Her question made him chuckle as he remembered all the nights him and mark sat and made tunes for the song as they recorded it along with Renjun who sneaked out the hospital just for this.

"Thats a secret" giving her a smirk while she scoffed. "Whatever" turning around she looked at the building right infront of theirs as the scene changed as the now adults hyuck and doyeon sat there on the same spot staring at the same building which was now shining brightly.

(1st February 2025)

"You know?? Today's the day i first met him and that was a really bad encounter" her words made hyuck laugh as he looked up at the sky. "He will be happy now won't he??" "Ofcourse..." His whisper flew up with the air as the horns of the car rang through their ears.

"It's funny how time flies off-" hyuck chuckled as she looked at him bewildered. "I remember you sitting her and crying your eyes out for Renjun just like it happened yesterday and now look at you all grown up" showing her a gleaming smile he patted her head as she giggled.

"Things have changed and now I'm happy" but no matter what happens I'll never forget you Huang Renjun and I am never letting you go...

Things had changed as she grew up to be the perfect business woman, taking up her parents company she brought it up to another level, but she still hung out with the boys as she and hyuck grew closer each day.

Things were back to normal, though it seemed tough but thats how life is isn't it?? Tough but enjoyable. Whatever night she went through be it stressful or happy or a sad one she always felt him right beside her.

And she never forgot to let out a tear remembering him every now and then as she met his grave.

She grew up to be the woman he had ever wanted her to be. And he never left her side but now seeing her happy he gazed at her and hyuck sitting on top of the rooftop as he smiled.

"I'm so proud of you...and now i know you don't need me anymore cause he is there and I'm sure he will take care of you way better than me. So goodbye love let's meet in heaven..."

ƬʜᴇꔷᎬɴᴅ

Prologue / Part I / Part II / Epilogue

And yea do you guys want me to make a playlist for this book?? If so let me know!! And yea i would recommend listening to the songs in listed above while reading!

[paarksunghoon]

HAIII it is ur fav person ever (Joking. unless...) sorry i didnt send an ask today morning (or night for u idk) i was busy trying to lock in, failed at it, took a nap, went to uni, came back n then finally locked in (face sitting w nerd chan sometimes my brain amazes me) BUT ANYWAYS! how are u my baby i hope u r doing well n that ur road trip went good!!! if u want i can share my chan playlist w u bcs it has cute love songs on it or give u some skz recs if u haven't fully checked out their discography cus tee bee eich idk how much of skz u actually know...

anyways u asked for a separate deep honey ask so i am delivering teehee but basically everything abt deep honey is my favourite duh!!! i loved the way hoon basically immediately took y/n into his arms the minute he saw her like no questions asked nothing or how he held her like a lil baby when they were in heeseung's room n brushed her tears away n gave her kisses :( the line of how he says he'd come running to her in a heartbeat n how u described him loving her like she's the only woman he's ever loved in his life was so so sooooo sweet i need a love like that so bad bcs he is just the most precious boy ever 🥹🥹 n then hee jay n jake all ordering her fav food n comforting her n jaeyun calling y/nhoon cuties ohhhh mannnn n OMG WAIT LISTEN... imagine an extension of deep honey universe where jake gets his own girl or smth... he meets her at a bookstore n tries reading her fav books in order to strike up conversation w her but he gets the details wrong n stumbles over his words n she just giggles at him n he asks for her number n GRRRRRRR MY JAEYUNIE

anyways if u have any more thoughts on deep honey u would like 2 share w the class i will be happy to listen to u 😇😇 as always much love from #1 paarksunghoon stan aka me n i hope u have the bestest day to come today n tmr n every other day for the rest of ur life i love u

— ur fav dh (altho im off priv but u can keep tagging me as this n i will keep signing off as this lolz)

hi!! send at your leisure. my inbox welcomes you whenever you want to stop by.

life is pretty difficult these days for a multitude of reasons. road trip was good, I’m happy to be reconnecting with a lot of friends I haven’t seen in a while. tomorrow I’m seeing a friend I met at my last enha concert because we both went alone and ended up talking + exchanging socials. suuuper excited

I like skz! they aren’t in my ults list but I appreciate their music and admire their production skills. han and I would so be best friends.

I love that you love deep honey. everything I write has a little bit of myself in there so it makes me happy to know this resonated with you. I felt quite soft when I wrote it. forever wishing I could hug sunghoon on the good and bad days. I also have a separate little jake wip in the works that originally wasn’t in the deep honey universe buuuut I might twist it a little and make my own literary universe.

I’d love to imagine deep honey sunghoon really loves to hold hands in public as opposed to full on PDA. he and his gf are really into movies + dinner (after watching) and he’s probably on the more reserved side, so he’ll let her talk and talk until he gets motivated to share his opinions. jay probably has to tell them to shut up if they all watch movies in his apartment bc they get so energetic 😭

eventually, yn probably gets really comfortable with sunghoon’s friends too (they did see and hear her sob her eyes out). hoon’s the type to always tell them random facts about her so they know things about her and she’s like ?? how do u know that ?? for example they know her top 3 cocktail orders so if she’s running late they get her one she likes. they probably know types of restaurants she likes so if no one knows where to go, they’ll pick something sunghoon mentioned. 1000% they know how she takes her coffee (vanilla latte with oat milk, half sweet) so if they go out when she’s not there, they always bring one back for her 😆

jakeyn = power best friends; yn will listen to him talk about this really cute girl who he accidentally spilled coffee on and needs advice on how to talk to her (from said wip); jake will playfully get mad @ her for “stealing” sunghoon; very sibling type of relationship

jayyn = chaotic duo; cracking really bad jokes that everyone tolerates; probably the first to be level headed when planning things (everyone leaves it up to them to plan hang outs because they have an #itinerary); in charge of shopping/ordering food because they always know how much to get without going overboard

heeyn = calm duo; heeseung brings out the more quiet side of yn and they could sit in the same room for hours, not say a word but do their own thing, and count that as quality bonding time; will text in depth about philosophical and life shit; they go to each other for advice a lot (yn will go to him first if hoon isn’t available and heeseung will send her 6 minute audio messages)

not unusual for yn to hang out with them without sunghoon because in my head, male/female friendships can 100% be platonic. sunghoon isn’t threatened but will still be all kissy kissy with her in front of them

sunghoon when he sees yn and his friends get close: back off that’s my gf

heeseung, jay, jake: ew she’s like my sister

sunghoon: wdym you guys don’t find her hot

heeseung, jay, jake: ???

[wcmcink]

how we are

it is through these binary positions that we navigate the real, that we find truth… the truth isn’t that one aspect is good & one aspect is bad, or so & so’s a hero & so & so’s a villain (the idea of the movie theatre is to walk out of it, not make the movie), the reality of these binary oppositions exists somewhere in the interstices. thats how they get you in the end— they make you aware of all these different options & demand that loyalty insists that you choose one & stick to that one. we have duality, we have more than duality, we have many different things living inside of us & we must honor that. we are plural. we must evacuate these things of all weighted definitions if we seek to come to terms with our life. the balance.

i woke up this morning with the presidents thesis on the ground…

i started my thesis on aesthetics & practice years ago & never finished it—

i read somewhere in an article “a naked exposure to the rage of the world…” maybe i am mad; but i ain’t stressing…i take too much prozak to be mad…i’m a big fan of western pharmacology…big narcotic titty… she’s a maniac, maniac, on the dance flooor… there is so much junk rattling around my brain… just for today i will try to resist the social programming of the system…don’t be an incel, get laid, be somebody…its not her fault she doesn’t like you bro…who hates you baby…you know what don’t make it up to me, make it up to someone else at this point…

i put some rites of spring on (not stravinsky), i don’t even know what happened to that t-shirt… i’m always losing my shit in my radical moves, could you imagine what it was like seeing guy picciotto dangle off the headboards in the school gymnasium screaming, “i, i, believe memory by memory no reflections on me…”? righteous bro.

i’ve been experimenting with new forms, new ideas, new poetry, capped my book, started a third one… busy…busy…busy… it approaches pop in a digital field… you know something on c-86 or the wedding present would sing about…

tales from the creator/ the third collect for peace

putting it down for bitches on the block the mommas its war, pig slime or whatever your nAme is jump that pussy wide open fuck a little bit get some i pose right & all the cup-cakes you can eat bro, have you ever seen frogs fight? i got this app on my phone 'cus... playing off i was taken away the sacrifices of god is a broken spirit more ministers than a deck of cards these are the wages of a broken heart prepare the dry lands & love sees through you real less than along & how to hide someone from memories the young lions on the bed... living with the man was never easy... watch my three & celebrate the days of the week dance in the fear & sleep in the madness/  it takes you

if you wanna know the truth i don’t believe in anything, most days i’m too busy in the politics of survival to believe anything. i have ideas sure, ideas i share & open to discussion; but beliefs are at odds with practice… if you believe something & are engaged in some kind of dogmatic ritual, you can’t change your practice when it no longer suits you, so to speak. change, change, change & change again until your expression has reached its final form (it never reaches finality, it continues… purposefully). 

fear or hate thats all there is in the city. narrate yourself against it, remember your heart, remember your mind. the withered bones of a hateful man, perverted by fear…come on old man…i don’t want to understand, i don’t need to.

i hit a guy last night at a meeting. makes me think of an embrace lyric don’t “mistake hatred for courage…” where will i go now? i’m a changed man… i’m up early again 4:37, sometimes i get decent sleep but most days i’m awake, listening to the feed trail off into no-where in particular… you know “grilling on the feed again”… it sucks but its the way it is…something i wrote, something that got lost in the interstices…no more poems for the sky & i’m not better than making a few bucks…

when i would go out on the streets, lived is far fetched… i would make music, poems, & toss them around into nothing… it was my contribution to the universe; tell you the truth it would’ve been nice to see some dividends as opposed to the odd twenty bucks some citizen would throw my way…or being smoked out…i always called them poems for the sky…every-time i came in i would swear no more, no more talking to myself, no more grilling on the feed, no more push & pull, sanity, integration into a system that works for me… even anarchy is a system of ideas… not like i’m such a crusty, but anyway i digress…chimp & sneer, the battlegrounds…

i’m in favour of never learning your lesson…where life teaches no lessons, offers no wisdom but nature & the viccissitudes of…this isle is filled with noises…when the thought is in the action, i kind of believe “hey, you left it out bro…” 

haven’t you seen anyone talk with their hands before? bullshit you’re throwing up…when even gentle words won’t do/

[valkyrayn]

Brainrot? as a fellow breeding kink enthusiast who of the 4 ToT men do you think would have the strongest kink? Marius an obvious one bc he needs an heir, male wife Artem probably dreams of having a family, but so does Luke with the childhood friends troupe he seems like such a family guy and kinda possessive?. Vyn seems least likely imo but I am interested in ur thoughts 👀

hello fellow breeding kink enthusiast. i’d like to think all of them have a breeding kink 😌

Marius has a breeding kink only cus he is nasty like that. he just loves filling you up to the brim with his cum until it leaks down your thighs. he loves making a mess out of you, he just wants all of you and all of him on you and inside you. but also on a more serious note, he really wants to have children with you. he can’t wait to shower them with love - especially the kind of motherly love that he never got to experience. he knows you’ll be a great mom and while he does have the fear of losing you like his mom, you convince him that everything will be okay. and that it’s fine for him to put a baby in you. ‘i’m ready to be the mother to your children, marius…’ and so he tries his best to — every day, every night, filling you up full with his hot seed.

Artem being the malewife that he is, has been preparing his whole life to be a dad. you’ve known for a while now that you want to have babies with him cus he’ll be such an amazing father to your kids. so the moment you said to him ‘put a baby in me’ he freezes for a bit cus he can’t believe you just said it so casually like that. he asks you a few times just to be sure he hadn’t misheard you. you smile and cup his face - ‘yes. now artem, please cum inside me.’ and he does, over and over again. he fills your womb every single night, at least 3 times a day and then making sure to place a pillow underneath you to prop your hips up. he rubs circles on your tummy and you see him smiling softly at it. he can’t wait to see you swell with his child.

Luke has been dreaming of starting a family with you ever since he first met you probably. he’s always wanted a big family, and he can’t imagine having children with anyone else but you. he can’t remember if that was the reason why he has a breeding kink. maybe cus he just loves coming inside you or because he actually wants to make babies with you. he says it during sex all the time, how he’ll breed you and will fill you up full. but tonight, he’s a bit different. ‘should we…try to make a baby. for real this time?’ you can see that he’s nervous. but you’re so glad that he asked. ‘thought you’d never ask,’ you reply. and that’s all he needed to hear before he completely destroys your cunt and plants his seed deep within your womb :)

Vyn doesn’t outright admit it, but he does have a breeding kink. the first time he came inside you without protection, was the moment he realized that he wants to keep doing it — to fill you up with his seed, to completely own you. the thought of injecting you with a part of him like that sends a rush throughout his body and he feels extremely connected with you more than ever. ‘tell me where you want it,’ he asks, just in case. he wants to cum inside you so badly but he wants to make sure you want it as much as he does. ‘inside me, please,’ you beg. and from then on, he makes sure to finish inside you every single time. he’s never thought about it before but now, all he wants is to conceive a baby and start a family with you, his rose, his and only his.

[kim-seung-mo]

New follower found you by accident and binge read Ur fics and wow I love them so much, I liked the 22 one where all of them were pregnant, cus it was new (I feel odd that I like it so much-)

Right I was gonna request something, can you do one after they give birth, like how it's like, them being dad's (I am so soft over men with kids-) if you can't do all then just seung cus I need more fics of this boy 😭

Can I be 🍒 anon?

Cus Ik I'm gonna be coming back for more hehe

𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕪 𝕂𝕚𝕕𝕤 𝔸𝕤 𝔽𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤

or...stray kids as dads, but there's a twist cuz they're taking the traditional mom role

♩ g/n!reader, omegaverse but it's barely there, pure fluff, just stray kids being cute with their children, though this can be read as its own, it is a direct continuation of this imagine so maybe read that one first?

♩♩ word count: 1.9k

♩♩♩ A/N: idk if ur even still here 🍒 this was from last year probably but here you go~

prompt list here (or you can request ur own)

Chan

Despite all the worries during his pregnancy, everything seemed to flow smoothly after the birth of your baby.

Chan seemed to have endless patience with the baby, whether it was feeding him, putting him to bed, or getting up in the middle of the night to change his nappy, he always had a smile on his face.

You were always afraid that he would get tired, after all, he already had to take care of his seven other children, and now with another one you were afraid that he might not really be able to handle it.

You were always proposing to him that you could take care of the children too, so that he could take a proper break.

But he would always say no, saying that it was his job to take care of the children and that he enjoyed it, and every time he would ask you not to worry about him.

Chan, a busy man, sometimes doesn't have time to breastfeed, so he brings the baby straight into the studio and takes care of it while he's making music.

Sometimes, after he finishes a song, he would ask the baby if it sounds good.

Your child who is less than a year old and couldn't even say "Mama" or "Papa" yet just looks at his father with his head sideways.

But he would always tell you that he was sure his children would grow up to love music as much as he does.

You don't doubt it for a second.

After all, Chan has been playing songs by Stray Kids for your baby ever since he got pregnant.

Minho

You had thought Minho wouldn't like children very much, and to be honest it's still a miracle that he would let you knock a baby into him.

But after the baby was born, all your worries seemed to disappear instantly.

Minho was simply adorable when he was with your baby.

There was a look in his eyes that you'd never seen before, one that was so tender and gentle.

The cats you owned seemed to know that there was a new baby in the house. They used to jump right on you or Minho, but now they were careful not to step on the baby.

The happiest moment for you is probably when you are all lying on the sofa together, Minho feeding the baby, you lying on his lap and the cat lying on top of you, sunbathing together as a family.

Although you were a little annoyed that Minho always focused on the baby and ignored you a little, it was your baby after all, so you didn't do much except ask him for more kisses at night.

Even when the child couldn't even stand on his own, Minho would still carry him by the hand and help him dance.

The smile on Minho's face when he did this was something you wanted to cherish for the rest of your life.

Changbin

"Changbin-ah, you know your son can't even speak yet, right?"

Changbin was trying to get his six-month-old son to sing his rap for the tenth time.

How could your son rap when he can't even say "dada" yet?

But Changbin just seemed so convinced that his son was "a genius like him".

Although you doubt that he could rap at six months, you did also believe that your son would grow up to be a genius.

After all, his father is Seo Changbin.

"Gee, if only we had a daughter......"

He grumbled to you as you both laid in bed after changing your son's nappy at 2am, holding your hand.

"Hey, he can't hear that. Besides, won't your daughter need her nappy changed too?"

Changbin grunts a little and wraps his arms around you.

"Daughters are so cute, sons are too naughty, I already see myself getting pissed off at him when he grows up......"

You kissed his forehead, "It's okay Binnie, you're going to be the best father ever. You already are."

Then you were silent for a moment and spoke again, "But...If you want to have another one...... I wouldn't say no."

And then... A year later, your daughter was born.

Hyunjin

Something went wrong the day Hyunjin gave birth and for a while things were a little dicey. You hovered in front of the operating room for hours in fear, your heart pounding.

At the time, you thought, "If something happened to Hyunjin or your two children, you would have hated yourself forever."

But in the end, everything went smoothly, Hyunjin's life was not in danger, and both children were healthy.

You were there that night... No, it was four or five in the morning, at Hyunjin's bedside, holding his hand and crying uncontrollably. Thanking God while hating yourself for not being able to help him bear the pain with him.

He had so many complaints under his breath, but when he saw how worried and scared you were because he was in danger, all his complaints disappeared instantly.

When you came home, you stayed with him for the whole day, not letting him go anywhere, except to look after the kids.

Although he said that you were a bit annoying, he knew that the fact that you were so worried about him was proof of his importance to you. So secretly he was a bit delighted.

There were two children, so it took double the effort. By the end of each day, Hyunjin was basically in a state where he couldn't keep his eyes open. It hurts your heart to see it and there was nothing you could do about it.

You could only do what you could to help him, whether it was looking after the children or taking care of him.

He always kissed you and told you he was fine. And said that this burden was a happy one.

You always reassured him too, saying that everything would be fine in the end and that there would only be happy days from now on.

Jisung

Although you have tried your best to reassure him that even after the baby is born, he would still be your first priority.

But after the baby was born, he still felt a little frustrated when you would always get up in the middle of the night to comfort the crying baby instead of staying with him in your warm bed.

Every time he feeds his baby, he has to sit in your arms while you help him pump out the rest of the milk the baby can't finish.

He still cries when his breasts hurt, just like he did when he was pregnant, and doesn't care if he wets your shirt.

You always felt like you were raising two children, even though there was only one real little baby.

He really does compete with the baby for favour and will get angry all day if you give the baby more kisses than you give him.

"Do you love me more or the baby more!"

Every time he asks this question, you facepalm yourself and give him a two-hour-long hugging session with your arms wide open.

But although he always pretended like he was at war with your child, he actually still loves him deeply in his heart.

As soon as the child starts crying, he gets upset too and even cries together.

Such scenes make you feel conflicted, not knowing if you should be crying or laughing. But at the same time, you would exclaim that Jisung really is the cutest person in the world.

Felix

"Y/N, can't an eight-month-old eat brownies?"

"Felix, he doesn't even have all his teeth yet..."

"Fine... I'll just go learn how to make baby food then."

Ever since the baby was born, Felix has been diving headfirst into the world of baby food preparation methods.

Every time you came back from outside you would smell a whiff of baby food in the house.

And Felix himself always smelled like milk.

He loved buying the baby nice clothes, cute little toys and the most versatile stroller.

When he pushes the baby out, he bounces around like a child with a toy car, which is probably the cutest thing ever.

The baby would always be in his arms if he wasn't in the stroller, and he even had to sleep with the baby in his arms at bedtime.

You always complained that the two of you couldn't get close like that, but when Felix looked at you with kittenish eyes and begged you if he could sleep with the baby in his arms, you couldn't refuse.

In the end, to keep you both happy, the three of you become a sort of chain of spoons.

You holding Felix from behind, Felix holding the baby from behind and the baby with his toys in his arms.

One more little thing...... That is, ever since your baby was born, the Stray Kids' Tik Tok account has been all about videos of your baby and nothing else.

Seungmin

Seungmin and the baby were like a big puppy and a little dog. Both were cute as hell.

He loved to let the baby sleep on top of him, just like he always used to love to sleep on top of you.

There was nothing about the baby from his clothes to his shoes to his toys that wasn't dog related.

You've seen a lot of pictures of Seungmin as a child. Your child arguably looked exactly like Seungmin when he was a baby.

You even start to wonder where your genes have gone.

"He has your eyes and your ears." That was Seungmin's reply.

But in your eyes, your child was practically a miniature version of Seungmin.

Your original nickname for Seungmin was puppy, but now you have a baby.

So it became big puppy and little puppy.

Seungmin's camera roll used to be filled with pictures of you and beautiful landscapes.

After the baby was born, it became you and the baby.

You didn't think it was wrong that everything was related to puppies.

It wasn't until when your child's first words were not "dada" or "mama" but "mongmong" that you realized the problem.

Jeongin

How was he going to take care of other babies when he was a baby himself?

That was your worry at first.

But it turns out that if Jeongin chose to do something, he would do it to the end, and he would do it better than anyone else.

You had all sorts of parenting books piling up in your house, and the YouTube recommendations page was filled with videos on how to take care of children.

You worried at first that he might be overwhelmed and panicky and frightened.

But he didn't at all, instead he seemed very proficient, as if he had done it many times before.

He was learning some new recipe or tip every time he had a spare moment.

Even when he was breastfeeding by himself, he was constantly flicking through them on his phone.

He really did try hard to be a good father, and it was all there for you to see.

He was obviously tired by the time he came home, but still insisted on cooking the baby's dinner, making milk powder, and singing a lullaby.

It wasn't just the child who loved to hear him sing lullabies, it was you too.

In his gentle voice, you too could sleep peacefully.

Your little fox has really grown up.

[quitealotofsodapop]

[Smokey is a protective guy at the best of times, and now that his mate is vunerable He's like a guard dog ready to snap at anyone who comes close to his little troop.]

Oof, imagine if a certain rhino tries something on Liang? Think Lao Tzu’s gonna need to find a whole new pet by the end of that chapter.

[Xiao Qi doesn't know what to expect - Bama isn't a tree, where fruit coming out?]

Ooof! I don’t think anybody is ready for that talk yet…so, they ask Peach and Plum for help. In turn those two ask their Tang and Pigsy for help…

Smokey, disbelief: Really?!

Peach: Look, Tang has the power points and Pigsy can keep him from going too in depth. Trust me, best way of keeping it PG.

[Zhu Bajie: "...I'm terrifed of that Liu'er Mihou. Any being that can get Older Brother to behave himself has power rivalling the Buddha himself."]

Honestly? Not the worst policy to have. Those LEMs do be terrifying and feral when given the chance – and they tend to woo absolute simps. XD

It’s like the ‘We support Women's Rights and Women's Wrongs!’ Except it’s Macaques.

referencing the Reborn! couple's twins + or why a pregnant monkey on a Journey is very difficult.

[Oof, imagine if a certain rhino tries something on Liang? Think Lao Tzu’s gonna need to find a whole new pet by the end of that chapter.]

A certain Rhino quickly learns that no matter the universe, SWK will turn him into minced beef for touching his mate. The Reborn! Rhino King gets sent to Lao Tzu as a handbag for touching Smokey's pregnant mate and/or their uber-powerful kids.

[Ooof! I don’t think anybody is ready for that talk yet…]

Smokey and Liang try to get a dialog going to explain to the kids where the twins are gonna come out, but they panic and try to pass the buck to another Pilgrim.

Xuanzang/Reborn!Tripitaka, also panicking: "Um. As I have taken a vow of chasitiy, I am not privy to such knowledge. Brother Bajie?" Zhu Bajie: "Hey! Just cus I like the act, doesn't mean I understand the schematics of it! Wujing reads those kind of books!" Sha Wujing: *nervously laughing and shaking his head No* Ao Lie, in horse-form: "When two beings come together and form a physical union..."

The horse has the best version of the Talk ready. Though he accidentally refers to the babies as coming out as eggs.

I love the idea of LMK! Tang being the kind of parent to have a powerpoint presentation ready for the occassion. He just wants to give the kids the straight facts.

[It’s like the ‘We support Women's Rights and Women's Wrongs!’ Except it’s Macaques.]

Oh gosh, I def can see a few of the Macaques wearing a t-shirt like that. The LMK!Macaques defintely.

Some SWKs oppose the title of "simp", but one look from their respective LEMs just proves the title further.

[ladymorghul]

I had an idea for a story/comic and wanted to hear your opinion cus I absolutely adore ur headcanons about alicent and her children! It might be a FAR reach but i mean it's fiction ... So... Anyway my idea was what would happen if in the setting of the show around the time of Episode 8 maybe before the family dinner (and disaster) Alicent were turned back into an 16/17 year old who just gave birth to Aegon and how everyone would react to that around her especially her kids and what they would do if they saw their mother as a very young distressed girl and their relationship to her. (i also imagend the "introduction" scene like alicent running down the corridors of the red keep screaming and crying at the top of her lungs where HER baby aegon is)

I hope this is somewhat coherent lol i also would love to know if you maybe have some ideas? I need some help lol

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interesting story to tell!!!!

im not good with storytelling honestly, but you could make it like a dream.

the story could start with alicent pregnant with aegon and her struggling and her having memory of her children but it'd almost feel like she dreamed her children and they were just a figment of her imagination and it's all a blur because look, she's very much pregnant with aegon now so she couldn't have had them already.

and she's panicked because she feels like something is wrong (on top of everything else that is already wrong) and that's when her maid tells her that the dinner will be served soon and that she should help alicent dress. alicent is too confused to even protest so she lets the maid dress her and she wanders into the dining room to wait for viserys and whoever else would join them that evening.

but then aegon, aemond, helaena and possibly even daeron walk in, grown as they are in ep.8 and it's all a shock

alicent looks up at them and it's like she remembers them but also she doesn't? like it's all blurry in her head while the kids are also shocked because that looks like their mother but also not really. she looks like the paintings of mother when she was younger. aegon is the first one who recognizes her changed features but the other ones catch up quickly.

and bam, you suddenly have 15-16 year old alicent meeting her adult children as she's weirdly pregnant with aegon but it's all a dream so it can be nonsensical

sorry i am very bad at this

it's funny because just the other day i was wondering how they'd react to have a picture of alicent as a teen and be like "that's mother"

[bitchkay]

Roy in bondage and blindfolded. He's completely at your mercy, and all he can do is beg you to fuck him after teasing him to almost no end. That's it. Go crazy, go stupid

Anon you're flirting with me😍😍

Listen-

No cus why was I literally just thinking about how Roy looks like such a slut in the 2nd Anniversary art--

LISTEN-

The face card is definitely giving 'roy you notti notti boi😏'

One of those things where you're like 'yea his arch game stupid😌'

There was one event epilogue(?) where mc was "going down on him" not actually going down on him but kissing down his body in a way that made you think shorty was gonna suck dick but like cod writers hate cock apparently and never let mc suck dick- ANYWAY she was going down on him Roy was out here moaning and shit, I think he begged at one point and the way Roy was acting was like ouu boy I just know you submissive😏😏 you just had to be there man

Roy almost reaches Fenn level horny honestly

He been acting mad horny lately🤨

ANYWAY- tying Roy up???? That's some fruit for thought👀

Yall know how I feel about dominating men so whew am I all for it

And Roy is absolutely whipped for you, you think he wouldn't also agree???

Roy liking this more than you

Roy wants you to want him. Roy wants you to be obsessed with him so when you take the reigns in any context hes reeling

Now Roy being a submissive little bitch, that teasing glint in his eyes is no where to be found replaced by a doe eyed plea for mercy

Golden yellow eyes now dark round and wet, light pink strands of hair stuck to his forehead from sweat, streams of tears down his cheek and the lulling out of his tongue

Roy was already pretty vocal, now he won't shut the fuck up

Nothing but pleas for more, moans of pleasure, him begging for you to untie his wrists so he can reach out and touch you, he doesn't know how to be quiet

Imagine this☆:

Bound to a chair. Arms securely ties behind him at the wrists, bent at the elbows. Calfs tied to the legs of the chair, planted apart. Torso roped to the back of the chair keeping him in place. Can't have him squirming around to much. Roy butt naked and tied to a chair. You –in nothing but lingerie– laid delicate touches on his exposed body, tracing outlines on his skin. His dick stood on attention, stiff and leaking precum, burning red from lack of stimulation. "Touch me... please." Roy mumbled, probably the quietest he's ever been. He whined as you ignored his pleas, admiring his body and the way the ropes left red marks on his skin. "Please..!" You sat on his legs, thighs on either side of him, wrapping your arms around his neck. "Roy baby, you're so gorgeous," you cooed a hand on his cheek. "I- ineedyousomuchyourebeingmean..." With words slurred together he pulled at his restraints to no avail. "Mean? Sweetheart I'm just admiring what's mine. You are mine right?" You spoke sweetly running your hands down his chest, eyes trailing his broad body. "Right?" "Right... I wa- Ack!" Wrapping your hands around his shaft your slowly jerked him off in your hand. "Ha- ah! Heartspell that's- that's so good oh my-!" Having been worked up to this point, Roy was extremely sensitive, the drag of your fingers on his cock making his brain short circuit, shocks of pleasure going through him making his body twitch. "You're so sexy when you're like this~" Increasing your pace on his cock Roy threw his head back a guttural moan roaring up his throat, his body heating up. "Ugh! Creator! Please please please-! I'm- I'm so- Heartspell I'm so close!" "Close? You wanna cum?" "Mhm!" Using both hands to jerk him, Roy's head fell forward, mouth gaped a string of droll falling from his lips, so utterly bliss out from your ministrations. His cock twitched involuntarily right as he was about to shoot then- You stopped. "What? No! Please please I cannot- I need you-" "Stop it Roy." You stood up from his lap. His dick stood stiff, an angry red as precum drool down the side, twitching from his ruined orgasm. You unclipped your bra and drew down your panties. "... what are you doing..?" The chair tilted slightly as he leaned forward seeking you out. Returning to his side, you kissed his lips messily, pushing pink and yellow strands of hair away from his sweat stained forehead. Pulling away with a wet smack of your lips you sat on his lap facing away from him, pushing your ass against his hard cock. "What? Didn't you want me to fuck you?"