#kili x tauriel
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trianna-phoenix · 1 day ago
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Since it’s pretty canon and both Kili and thorin were less then attractive to their own people, do you think the fact that they both ended up with partners outside of their race turned into like a royal talking point?
Like they’re just living life then some asshole is like “you’re so ugly you couldn’t even get a dwarf to love you” type shit
Idk I’m just thinking of potential assholes to put into fanfics for drama, take it however you want
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chardysstuff · 11 months ago
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Like Icarus, he fell in love with the sun ☀️ <33
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pitsazawr · 8 months ago
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hilarious idiots
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distinguisheddwarffriend · 8 months ago
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Inspired by that post about Thranduil being all defensive/protective over Gimli in Valinor:
We all know the head canon of Thorin being all "no nephew of mine even associates with an elf" BUT
Just imagine, in a world where all three Durins survived, and Tauriel saved Kili (again), and some other elf healed his and Fìli's wounds last minute.
Thorin saw both his nephews almost die before him, has LIVED through how the gold sickness twists the mind and perception of things, and after coming to terms with Bilbo's theft of the Arkenstone, he for a while questions EVERYTHING.
And yes, he totally has a dramatic phase of self pity, holing up in his rooms, drinking Elvish wine (cus thats all there is atm) and smoking Gandalf's pipeweed, and mourning how "everything i knew is a LIE" and "if elves can make such amazing wine there HAS to be some good in them" and "I almost got my boys killed I am such a failure boooohoooo", and after Bilbo kicks his ass out if depression (and a STRONG worded letter from his sister) he is like "okay FUCK y'all I have TRAUMA TM and will do WHATEVER I WANT!!"
So when Kili all shyly comes forward one day asking if Tauriel can please stay with them in the mountain because she's banished from the Woodland Realm he's all "OF COURSE she can stay, you do you my precious boy, if Thranduil is stupid enough to let such a great warrior go we'll stick it to him"
and BAM, Tauriel joins Dwalin in leading Erebor's guard, and Dwalin is torn between "excuse ME u want me to share my job with a pointy eared maiden?" And "holy hell that lass has fire can't show how impressed I am".
And Tauriel Takes No Shit even from her own boyfriend, so Kìli is forced to take his new responsibilities seriously because "I did NOT lose my home to live with a CHILD, Kili", and Fili gets dragged into the whole thing without really understanding what happened, but hey, his lil brother is happy so who cares really.
And whenever someone at council (like Dain) complains about an Elf in the mountain, Thorin goes absolutely FERAL like "are you saying I don't know what's best for this mountain I just won from A DRAGON?! are you suggesting that my perfect baby nephew has bad taste? Huh? Exactly, didn't think so!!!!" And is a protective Papa bear "listen Tauriel if someone gives you shit you SHOOT them. No, not killing them, but, you know, just maim them a little to make a point. Trust me I'm the king."
And once Kili and Tauriel have their first child Thorin constantly kidnaps the kid and has them in the forge before they can even talk because "need to keep up that good old dwarven influence".
Anyway I'll go cry myself to sleep now.
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alenseress · 3 months ago
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must-be-mr-boggins · 3 months ago
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Technically it’s “the Dwarf spirit,” but you get the picture.
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this-train-aint-stopping · 11 months ago
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I'm In Love With A Dumbass Dwarf Club
Biblo: Are you sure that hair braiding is a big deal? Thorin does it all the time.
Tauriel: Yes, Kili was quite clear about that.
Biblo: *wordless, muffled screaming*
Legolas: *walks into the room*
Tauriel & Legolas: World's most awkward stare down
Legolas: It appears I was slightly incorrect in my assumptions that all dwarves were intolerable.
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Thorin, angrily: Fuck elves!
Kili, looking at Tauriel and taking off his shirt: Way ahead of you, Uncle.
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kilielweek · 2 months ago
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Welcome to Kilielweek tumblr
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This is a space for the kilielweek event which will be running from NOV 17-23rd 2024
We want to thank @arofili for handing the event over to us!
And we also have exiting news; In addition to Kiliel Week we will also be working with @tolkienpinupcalendar to bring you a Kiliel smut week running at the same time!
Stay tuned to see the prompts coming soon!
For now there are only two things to know:
Kiliel of all types is allowed! (fics, drabbles, art, doodles, playlists, anything you want!)
We take submissions in any language!
We look forward to seeing what you create.
Mods @frosticenow @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book @metztlilua
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nessjo · 5 months ago
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The Hobbit Spoof 6
This is based on "The Hobbit Spoof" by SweetLadyBat on YouTube
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~Fili and Kili talking after escaping the prison~
Fili: "Did you want to jump her?"
Kili: "It always comes back to s€x with you doesn't it?"
Fili: "That's a fair question"
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itsthemxze · 7 months ago
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Kili was 0 to 100 and I can’t say I blame him
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deadthingposting · 2 years ago
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Kili*very angry*: this is just great huh, when I decided to marry a elf it was "dishonoring my whole blood line" and "killing mother" and " a stupid political decision for our still broken kingdom" but when little Gimli does it is "healing thousands of years of prejudice " and "he is such a great diplomat " and " a new peaceful beginning of a great friendship " this is all bullshit!
Gimli*smug* : he is just mad because i was declared a Elf-friend before him
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shionne22 · 8 months ago
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This Denffely what happened in the hobbit
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tolkien-povs · 8 months ago
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POV:
When you started off saying, "Tea is at four!" so you don't socialise, but you end it in, "Tea is at four." so you can socialise with whoever is left.
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alenseress · 3 months ago
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must-be-mr-boggins · 9 months ago
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You don’t need rizz if you look like Kili.
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