#and i need to

[evermorepeyton]

“whatever the fuck this is” as in i literally don’t know what the fuck this is

[atomic-rattz]

PLEsASEEEEE E PLELSSEEEEE R I NEED TO GO HOME LET ME FO HOME PLEASEEEEE

[emilyjunk]

imagining a world where i didn't feel the need to write a 40k one shot for every fandom i'm in

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

I want a lesbian cover of You Belong With Me, where she's talking about her childhood friend who has a boyfriend who isn't deserving of her...like I have this whole animatic in my head of it and I need it to be a thing. Example lyrics:

You're on the phone with your boyfriend, he's upset He's going off about something that you said 'Cause he doesn't get your humor like I do

I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night I'm listening to the kind of music he doesn't like And he'll never know your story like I do

But you wear short skirts I wear T-shirts You're Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time

The bridge bit (?) with the short skirts/t shirt comparison would be more of a "we're so different, you're so cool, why would you notice me :( please notice me"...

(Yes I'm aware of "Walk in the streets with you in your worn-out jeans" but that would be like, the bi woman is more relaxed with her friend/secret crush (yes secret crush she likes her back already but is shy) and so doesn't feel the need to do the whole short skirts heels etc thing.)

Also the animatic would have a point where they see each other at pride, with the singer holding a lesbian flag and the crush holding a bisexual flag. They make eye contact (bleugh but) and the lesbian's heart jumps...

Also at the end the bisexual woman breaks up with her undeserving boyfriend cause she's tired of pretending she doesn't like her weird childhood friend in the bleachers.

[carrotcakecrumble]

16 yo at my work just texted me that he has something to confess to me tomorrow and in the same string of messages that he’s just broken up with his girlfriend and girls I am SICK I cannot go into work tomorrow what do I do how have I found myself in this situation I don’t deserve this I live a simple life

[ttraumattized]

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[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[auxoubliettes]

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[dullanyan]

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

[chicagocubsreactions]

Seiya taking hacks with a katana.

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[cadaverousdecay]

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