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okay. scary dream
#i am harrowed#two strangers in my house#screaming for my mom and the stranger answers#attacked by both strangers but then they hide in the house again#cut to years later and i’m a teacher in this house#and every day i go to work in the house and before the kids show up i experience the same signs of haunting and signs that someone is in the#house#creaky door coming open. hallway that’s darker than it should be.#i get attacked by bats#and before the dream ended a bat attacked me and i had to kill it because it attached itself to my hand and i was freaking out#and then i had to peel it off my hand#SCARY SCARY#and someone made fun of my favorite coat :(#but brennan lee mulligan was briefly there#and i made him laugh. win
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(OC) boyfriends..... 🤭🧡💜
#my art#OC#baek siwon#(is the honey blonde one)#PURPLE EYES DOES NOT HAVE A NAME YET....#(idek where to start tbh lol like... HOW DO U NAME A WEREWOLF FOX MONSTER-#thats his default human form but yeah hes not human#siwon is human tho! just to confirm KDJDK#anyway im kicking my feet n giggling#HOPE U GUYS LIKE THEM TOO#also im laughing bc its so obv i have a visual type when it comes to ships#LIKE U CAN SEE THE SIMILARITIES W CEDJESS... (droopy eyes x sharp eyes... height diff...#OH ALSO BLONDE/BLACK HAIR YAOI ALWAYS WINS#I FINALLY MADE ONE OF MY OWN LMFAOOA#giving 💜 two-toned hair was a good decision tbh#bc i had been stuck on whether to give him dark or light hair... until i realized i could combine him <3#*combine them#O BTW... i mean the chibi confirms it but#can u tell that siwon is the bigger/taller one...🫣#golden retriever coded...#OH BTW CLOTHES R PLACEHOLDER!!!#SRRY IDK HOW TO DESIGN FASHION EXCUSE THE GOOFY ASS OUTFIT#ITS JUST A PLACEHOLDER TO SHOW THAT HE DRESSES GOTH...#i feel like maybe he has a cool assassin-like uniform normally#but if he were to dress casually... hed go for goth/emo/punk-like clothes FLDNDJ#could picture him playing guitar or bass or smth
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everyone say congratulations to the first time homeowners!
edit: i may or may not have been inspired to write some headcanons based on this, if you're interested
#is this anything? idk if this is anything but i made it anyway#i wanna write the misadventures of the eepies in their haunted house.#i feel like ii is the ghosts' favorite. while they might mess with the others they are actively helpful to him#like if someone doesn't close the door all the way it'll just slowly click shut so he doesn't have to get up#iii is very jealous that the ghosts like ii so much.#he holds seances at least once a week (despite vessel's many protests) basically just like 'why don't u like me🥺'#iv tries to win over the ghosts by doing nice things for them#if you've seen the show ghosts on cbs i imagine him being a little like jay lololol#leaving the tv on for them to watch or cooking something so they can smell it#(they still love ii the most)#vessel is definitely at least a LITTLE BIT of a medium so to him the haunted house just feels really crowded#though sometimes he'll listen in on their conversations when he's bored#so it's not uncommon for him to suddenly laugh in the middle of a silent room#(the others definitely aren't jealous at all)#anyways if you read all that and would want to read more lmk because i WILL write it#sleep token#worshitposting#sleep token memes#sleep token vessel#sleep token ii#sleep token iii#sleep token iv#em's worshitposting
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THE FUCK YOU WILL!!!
#tokyo debunker#tdb#tdb leo#i still hate him but this made me laugh#put a few fic ideas in my head... like can u picture kaito seeing this he'd die#sho mc leo lt where leo just tries to win over mc as a bet not because he likes her but to screw over sho#ends up catching the feels (but still looses to sho my no 1 bbg)
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yay! I drew these quite literally three years ago. dragonheart!milo and raihan! a knight on a doomed dragon hunt being lifted out of his station by a small village medicine man. together they become magic lawyers and overthrow the government
the main details in these do survive into the iterations I’ve drawn (instead of these actual designs I spent time to make el oh el): the “leaf” diamond quilt/gambeson and the plaited coattail for milo, the “atypical” weapons, long coat, and large number of scattered fake gold trims and accessories for raihan. I think I lost raihan the hat and added a cape for milo further down the line because like this their general silhouettes are too similar for my liking lol
#pokemon#swsh#applinshipping#dragonheart AU#gym leader raihan#gym leader milo#leon is the puppet king in this one (I never made a design for him lol. lmao) (its not about him!!!!) (it is just a tiny bit#sonia actually disappeared out to sea like just the year before raihan got sent off too. and the shows up where raihan and milo are later on#as usual the everything between those three are messy in a way that makes every one of them embarrassed to bring it up lmao#if u remember one of the october pieces I did last year. the applinshipping one. yeap thats from this AU too#lmao. also remembering the swordsman AU. in every AU where I bring up a king you can TELL I cant WAIT to get rid of that guy#(its usually leon)#anyways it's not about him this is about raihan and milo!!! iirc everyone in the village knows milo is Something. bc he has literally not#aged at all for four generations#he's like doing his therapy away from the dragon hierarchy out here and raihan crash lands nearby#laughs this is so hallmark movie romance I just realized. except the city girl is trying to#extract her family from the palace before stealing the declaration of independence#oh yeah the AU is named that Specifically because the 'artifact' the whole plot runs around is supposedly a 'calcified' heart of a dragon#and the magic lawyer part is so raihan will seize the right to the throne by haha. winning a living dragon's heart instead#I'm actually surprised I remember this much abt this AU lmao it's literally been three years! I don't even remember what Im#supposed to do tomorrow#it's gettign a USB stick isnt it. Im doin a canadian horror triple feature with the senpai#I gotta remember that. well I remember This so. maybe there's a chance#man there are actually a number of applinshipping things I wanna draw... theyre my Fuckin BoyS#well! there's this at least. have a good night lads! I'll have cake soon#it's time to put cinnamon in things.
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Ride 768: Doubashi attack!!
Pag 1
1: Orange....
“Less of a hero”? Ah!?
2: Nonsense!!
You've never been a hero to begin with!!
Pag 2
1: Ha..... Hakogaku!!
Even Hakogaku caught up!!
2: Thick.... thick.....
3: A man like this holds the strongest of powers!!
6: I'm thin compared to him!!
That's not true, Oosumi-kun!!
7: Senpai, is he strong?
The Hakogaku member who last year defeated Sohoku's Kaburagi in the first day's sprint is
Pag 3
1: him, Doubashi Masakiyo!!
Buah!!
Pag 4
2: Buah...
So in the end you've decided to run?
3: “Chicken”
Pag 5
1: We're passing by the sign the signals 5km until the sprint line!!
2: Hakone Academy.....!!
3: Ace sprinter, Doubashi!!
Ugh.....
6: We're at “5km left” until the sprint
7: There's not much left
Pag 6
1: It won't take more than “10 minutes”!!
2: So you've come, Doubashi!!
It's “san”!!
San!!
How many times have I told you!!
3: Again!!
Pag 7
1: You want to get revenge against me!!
2: That's how someone who won last year would speak, but you lost against me!!
3: Hahaha, are you being a sore loser?
I'm telling you you're the one who lost!!
4: Whatever, come at me!!
It's not whatever, what are you even thinkin when saying that!!
Are you that self confident
Pag 8
1: We'll definitely win!!
2: Interesting, buah!! I came here to humble you!!
4: Ugh....
He's different.....!! He's much more dangerous now that he's running rather than when I met him this morning in the tent!!
Pag 9
1: Hakone Academy's Doubashi!! He's so overwhelmingly intimidating!!
It's like the pressure of a huge raging bull that has its eyes on you!!
2: Just by looking at me he makes me feel like my hands and feet are restrained
Issa fought against someone like him last year!?
4: No!!
5: Calm down
Steady your breathing
6: Swallow your nerves, Danchiku Ryuuhou!!
Pag 10
1: He moved on his own!!
Everyone is so overpowered by Hakogaku that they're not moving!!
For me, on the contrary
2: It's a chance!!
Nagoya's Komao used the curve and jumped ahead
He plans on going ahead alone!!
Pag 11
3: The sprint line is 5km from here!!
Horse acceleration!!
I think I can aim for a breakaway victory!!
4: That guy has a reputation for running solo!!
Gallop!!
This is bad!!
5: Doubashi has an incredible pressure!? But isn't this kind of things
6: just fears that we create ourselves!?
7: I can keep going like this!!
Doubashi isn't worth fearing!!
Pag 13
1: Where are you going?
3: Uaaaaaaagh
Pag 14
1: I thought I was 200m ahead of him, and yet
2: I could have let you go freely, but if you keep wandering around in front of my eyes like that
3: I can't win comfortably!!
Wa-
Pag 15
1: Hakogaku's Doubashi accelerated in an instant and passed Nagoya!!
Gallop!!
2: Together with Sohoku!!
3: Ah!? “Sohoku”!? Tch!! He reacted at the same time as me...?
4: You're the only one who can react at the same speed as me in this leading pack
Orange!!
Pag 16
2: Chicken!!
Pag 17
2: Orange is still behind!?
3: Did he give an order to this guy?
4: And he still managed to keep up with my speed of reaction!?
6: What, this guy's eyes, this running
Pag 18
1: What happened, your expression has changed!!
So this guy wasn't a chicken!!
2: Sorry, Doubashi-san
We'll take this sprint
3: The two of us!!
Pag 19
1: Garuaagh
2: After stopping Nagoya down, Sohoku number 5 jumped out from there
3: and attacked again!!
Tch
4: Hahaha
I told you!!
Pag 20
1: “We'll definitely win”!!
2: Orange!!
Hahaha, what we're aiming for is to be
3: “Japan's number one”!!
4: I'll make you Japan number two!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 768#kaburagi keeps being the funniest person around i adore him asdhsdgfkd#how tf did he became 100 times more stupid since aoyagi left#did aoyagi take aways all of his braincells when he left????#was he actually kaburagi's brain????#anyway i adore him and i adora his relationship with doubashi ashdlsdfjhlds#their whole exchange in this chapter made me laugh so much i took longer than necessary to translate that part lmao#the best way to defeat your opponent is just to pretend youve won already against the#mental battle won: kabu 1 doubashi 0#now leaving those two dumbasses aside for a moment#DANCHIKUUUUU YOU FUCKING GO BOYYYYY#its his time to shine you go boy show us (and doubashi) what youve got#i love this thing they have where kabu gives the order#bc one would think danchiku (being the one with a brain) would do that but nope! kabu does#and when it comes down to it he is pretty good at it#btw lets not forget that kiji is about to arrive too#and hes going to be the last - which means by kabu's logic that hes the hero#which means that hes gonna win????#idk i feel like thats whats gonna happen
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"Women couldn't resist me in those days, you know. I was a very dangerous man." PAYNE 1.02 "Sexual Intercom"
#I've only had royal payne for a few minutes but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone and then myself etc#loved this scene bc I think JB was genuinely making the other actors laugh way harder than they were supposed to#john larroquette#payne#*#ik everyone hated this show including john who thinks of it as a horrible embarrassing failure#but of the one episode I watched I thought it was fine 😭#not gonna cure cancer or win emmys or anything but john playing an asshole in a sitcom is kinda infallible!#it was dumb. it made me laugh. larroquette fucked. what else do y'all want omg
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deceased at the implication that lewis was so deeply hurt by max’s dumb secret santa gift to valterri one year that he refuses to participate in the videos as a staunch moral stance. max lives rent free in these people’s heads so badly that they have to write fanfiction that frames lewis as some heroic protector of bottas to cope with him … just not wanting to do something he doesn’t have to do? save lewis from his own fans, man.
#whackjobs 😭😭#this really made me laugh so hard#sometimes i really do feel for lewis#such an incredibly talented driver#competitive and willing to do ANYTHING to win#waged absolute mental warfare on nico rosberg and sent the man to retirement#and his fans disrespect all that legacy#and paint him as so mentally weak that he gets offended by his teammate getting a can of fish so he cant handle doing secret santa videos#some of his fans really dont appreciate him for what he is#which is a fierce competitor who will do ANYTHING to win#if you have to erase half your drivers personality to like him#and its the part that makes him most successful in a racecar#you either dont understand this sport or just dont like your driver very much#didnt mean for this to become such a passionate defence of lewis but he just deserves more respect from a small segment of his fans#*
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sometimes pecco pops his pussy so hard that i’m like wow you really are 3 time world champion! other times he decides to go play in the gravel when leading and i remember that he scored 0 points in his moto3 rookie season
when the commentary during the sprint was like 'you know, he could have been on five consecutive race wins now if he hadn't crashed out of the catalunya sprint on the last lap', I had to laugh because that's the pecco bagnaia experience right there isn't it. even when he's winning four races in a row, a part of your brain is still remembering the disaster that directly preceded it. when he got that track limit warning, I was convinced he was gonna mess it up. not because it's something he usually messes up, because it isn't - just because you're always waiting for something to go wrong and that seemed as good an opening as any. but no, apparently he's just in the bit of the season where he wins stuff. for whatever reason. or maybe he'll crash on sunday. who knows
#ask made me laugh cheers anon#the moto3 campaign is just such a perfect detail. when uccio was like wow this child should smile more#real character establishment moment. the saddest little ferret in the whole wide world#pecco does slightly break my brain because *nothing* about him suggests he should be capable of these kinds of runs of form#like I get how he wins titles. I don't get how he wins this many races in a row. where does this pace come from where does it go#I'm always like 'well y'know he's a smart rider... he WORKS his way to success' okay maybe or maybe he's just obscenely fast...?#at least catalunya mugello assen I kinda get why you'd be fast in all of those places. I mean *gestures* look at his mentor#his 2022 run...? buddy what is wrong with you#I quickly pulled up the 2022 season again and just looking at the results table gives me a migraine#//#brr brr#batsplat responds#yes he's not the first inconsistent rider who sometimes catches fire but you do not win CHAMPIONSHIPS like this my fucking god#decades worth of people blathering on about titles being won on your worst days. well CLEARLY not#current tag
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it’s mr. sel’s birthday today !!!!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹
#aka my most favourite day of the year !!!!!!!!!!!#my most favourite person in the world 🥺#he was cracking up and laughing at the presentation i made him 🥹#also teared up a lil#which is. A WIN to me 🙂↕️😌#i talked so much again#lovebug
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I can't believe that there's even an option to tell Raphael that you're in love with the Emperor. Like why the Fuck would you tell him that?????? He already thinks that you're stupid now you're just pissing him off!!!!!!!!!
#to be clear this is not hating on romancing Emp#he is a hard smash#it's just such a bizarre option because the Emperor clearly wants to hide that he slept with Tav/Durge from everyone else#and there they go pulling a straight up “but Daddy I love him” right in front of the second biggest threat to the crown#outside of the Dead Three who literally already have it#it made me belly laugh loud af irl when I saw it because I've never talked to Raphi after sleeping with him before that playthrough#I guess real win for people roleplaying a dumbshit cringe monsterfucker Tav/Durge I guess#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 the emperor#bg3 raphael
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cala calling Leo ‘Leo’ while Eddie was out here calling Leo by his government name
#I always win#just rewatched cala’s interview and realized that#bc it made me laugh when Eddie called him Leandro in the eddiereiss video#are we not all friends here!#me when I can’t decide on what to call riccardo#but I saw someone call him Cala and it’s sooo cute
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Where the West Begins
12. Stubborn as a Mule
Leonard McCoy had a problem. A big problem. A big, annoying, furry little problem.
Franklin.
Jaylah’s cat had taken an instant liking to the doctor.
McCoy did not return the feeling.
Now the doctor was not a disliker of animals, far from it. They had their uses, but so far Franklin had only shown an impressive talent for being wherever McCoy needed to be.
In Honey’s stall during the morning chores, McCoy would turn around and there was the cat, meowing up at him with big, wide eyes. He’d retreat to the hayloft and Franklin managed to follow.
The walk to the house for breakfast McCoy would be paced by the small cat. Jaylah would then step outside and scoop up the kitten for a cuddle before giving him his breakfast.
After meals it did not matter which door McCoy left the house from, Franklin was waiting.
“The wee beastie loves ye Len,” Scotty would chuckle, but McCoy only scowled.
Where McCoy went to work for the day his fuzzy shadow followed. Franklin would find himself a perch to watch from, or shade to lounge in, making sure to keep one eye on the doctor. Or so McCoy assumed, for if he made any move to go somewhere else on the ranch the little cat was on his feet in an instant.
At first it had been humorous. Then annoying.
Then McCoy woke up one cool morning. Scotty next to him was still asleep and snoring softly. McCoy moved carefully and began to stretch. His toes under the blanket bumped something. He wiped a hand across his face and slowly sat up.
Looking at McCoy, curled in a tight little ball on the end of the bed, was Franklin.
“How in the hell?!”
“Huh?” Scotty groggily lifted his head, blinking.
McCoy swung his legs out of bed, stood up and grabbed the little cat by the scruff of his neck. Two strides to the door, McCoy opened it with a flourish and set the cat outside. Quickly he closed the door before the cat could get back in.
“Unbelievable,” he muttered, moving back to grab his pants and get dressed for the day.
“Len…”
“How did he even get in here?” McCoy demanded as he buttoned up his shirt.
“Dunno love,” Scotty said as he sat up. He knew it was better to let the doctor get his venting out before saying anything else.
“I’m going to have to check all around and make sure there aren’t any loose boards!” McCoy shoved his feet in his boots and stalked out of the cabin.
He nearly cursed as a small meow greeted him outside the door.
That afternoon McCoy had gone off to work alone in one of the sheds near the east pasture. He made a point of ignoring the small cat following him.
The hours wore away as McCoy worked, stopping occasionally to stretch, or wipe a sleeve across his face. Franklin had found a shady spot and was stretched out; McCoy had nearly forgotten about the cat.
He turned and bent to pick up a tool that had fallen earlier in the afternoon. But before his hand reached it, Franklin was there, batting his hand away.
“You little sonofa—” McCoy said as he swatted back at the cat then reached for the tool again.
This time Franklin used his claws and scratched McCoy across the wrist, through his shirt sleeve.
“Hey!” he called out, getting angry. “You no good—”
McCoy froze at a familiar rattling sound. He took a step back and looked down where the tool was. A big rattlesnake was lying coiled in the shade, lifting its head.
McCoy looked at the small cat, who was staring back at him with big green eyes. A faint smile pulled the side of McCoy’s mouth.
“Thanks,” he said, surprising himself. “Guess you ain’t so bad after all.” He reached over and scratched under the little cat’s chin. He glanced at the snake again.
“I think that’s enough work for now, huh?” McCoy said to Franklin. “Besides, I need to go clean these scratches, don’t I?” Franklin began to purr as McCoy continued to scratch, moving to the cat's ears. After a moment he scooped the little cat up and held him close.
“Just no more in my cabin, alright? We’ll be friends, but that’s where I draw the line. Alright?” He pointed a finger at Franklin. A little tongue peeked out and licked the end of McCoy’s work glove.
“Glad you agree,” McCoy said, and still carrying the little cat, headed for the house.
#where the west begins#sequel to#when the cactus blooms#star trek#leonard mccoy#the doctor met someone as stubborn as him#I made hubs laugh with this so that’s a win#yeehaw!
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whshdfhfjf.,,,
#close up!! because i firstly Did Not render them with such insanity in order for tumblr's lack of general resolution to make it blur#look at all the lines!!! teehee i still really really like this style of digital painting it's super super fun to do!!! and also secondly#because i went back and added a tag ramble and as i seem to often be doing??? lately?? reached the 30 tag limit and went 'hm ok how else..'#anyway the tag essay on that one is now up and talks about the artwork generally and miscellaneous thoughts!! that said. i need a space to#ramble about beatrix at Length because look you don't draw and paint etc a character for like ten hours without having a lot of thoughts#anyways ! i digress terrifically. tag rambles are more like trains of thoughts masquerading as subways and you get on and it's unfortunately#a rollercoaster track. but this is My Blog and i can do Whatever I Want as long as i don't hurt anyone <- affirmations!! also Harm Principle#lately it's been like *kicks up feet* *opens tumblr tags* *treats it as own personal journal* and tbh Good for me!! anyways back to beatrix#fun fact ! the thing that pushed me over the edge to go watch the musical after looking through the tumblr tag was a very specific poll.#and the fact that the winning option was blue hair and pronouns made me double over laughing so hard i had to go see the source material#mm i feel like lately the academic Context has been tossing me essentially into a blender HAHA ;-; so everyone in adamandi is to some extent#a Mood. but bea-specific (haha be specific)(sorry!)(wow this is the same reaction mechanism of my friend who points out innuendos)(...)#i think it's the wanting to prove herself. like from the whole abuela etc thing there's proof here she's got a Stable Support System of sort#and instead what beatrix continues to do is push themselves. 'i guess u could say i'm married to my work? god that's depressing' // no one#here to enforce that // abuela tells me to rest says i'm constantly stressed and i'll just get depressed like before but i still have to try#like. that shred of desperation that pushes you to the brink to neglect yourself (well i guess physically but also your morals..) and like!!#the whole 'lose half your soul thing' proves she's self aware!! like they know what they're doing is super dubious yknow! but they're still#they're still doing it even if it goes into conflict with their morality system in a way and then they justify it to themselves (see pt 1#of ghostwriter) and the whole wanting to achieve at all costs Despite the self awareness. (i think? this aspect also applied to quincy. but#thoughts on him will come later). more beatrix specific also is the fact that they genuinely adore their work.. 'i just love it here where#you know they'll be printing forever and you are just part of it' because that does kind of resonate with me. also the being behind in the#competition is real!!! i'm maybe talking about Art as a subject because that same drive for it exists on my good days i think. even#even when nothing seems to be going right and you've ended up at the back the intent passion inherent in what you do is still there!!!#the genuine. care she has for reporting. is so !!!!! to me... other beatrix thoughts include 'why reveal yourself at the end' aka vincent's#'u should have stayed silent u had a smart plan' like rip to them but i would not // it feels with bea's complex character i can't imagine h#her Not doing that. like the guilt is real i guess. and i am running out of tags but! smth also about her fervent hope or smth that she'll#eventually get to where she wants. and the resilient determination.. 'i won't let their deaths be pointless there's more good i'm gonna do'#they're so so real for that. i'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing; seeing myself reflected in aspects of characters like this.. but it's#it's there regardless. smth smth just make your peace with the person you are ig!! tldr beatrix campbell my beloved. hehe#adamandi
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#nemanja vidic#manchester united#i finally had time to watch the interview#its so nice to see him again 😭#he doesnt do interviews often so this was a nice surprise#we stan a man who knows when to keep quiet dajfdhdh#loved reminiscing about the old times i didnt know how good they were till they were gone#hes so thoughtful with how he approaches the changes in the club when comparing it to his time like he doesnt go around blaming whoever#and understands how the sport has progressed#hes so nice he went easy on maguire and his praise for licha made me 🥺#but also when asked whos the best united player after his era he said it was difficult to judge when you dont win trophies lmao roast them#oh and how quick he said he would not have wanted to play under lvg bvhfgdsf i appreciate the honesty#and hes always making rio laugh its so cute#ahhh i missed him hes my forever captain
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#apparently it's the first time they met#I can feel the awkwardness deep in bones especially babe's#i remember him saying he didn't speak a word to billy expect something about billy winning lottery which made him laugh#i can see that#billybabe#the sign#billy patchanon#babe tanatat#the sign the series
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