#and i have to go noooo noo we don’t have to do that please

[jackalhadrurusluvr]

crossing my fingers and just hoping all the symptoms of ocd i have are just the autism instead

[beiasluv]

arrow and papaya | o. piastri (81)

a/n: idk what I am doing. Enjoyyy

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yourinsta hello qatar gp!

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landonorris what are you doing in mclaren 🤺

yourinsta wymm 😔

mclaren it’s on me, guys. I invited her here

yourinsta thank you, admin, love you 🧡

mercedesamgf1 rookie of the season has arrived!

yourinsta love you, admin 😙

georgerussell63 clearly, there’s favorite.

yourinsta ikr? 🥱

danielricciardo where are youuu

yourinsta i miss you ricccc

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landonorris: I am. but not for you 🥱

: i hate you 😔

landonorris: love you too, but I guess oscar does more

: good for me 😚

landonorris: ew 🤨

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yourinsta p5. tough quali today, hoping for a better tmr 💙 mercedesamgf1

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oscarpiastri good job today 👊

yourinsta thank you, os!

username yn calling oscar ‘os’??? this is my thirteenth reason

username naurrrrr ynnnn im your luverrr

mercedesamgf1 we love you 💙

yourinsta love you more!

lewishamilton well done today, yn 👏

yourinsta my mentorrr 🫶 please bring roscoe pleaseee

lewishamilton if you promise not to steal him like last time.

yourinsta yessss, i promise 🙏

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oscarpiastri how could you do this to me 😔

yourinsta wymm, you are the most good looking hash brown.

oscarpiastri of course. 😎

landonorris i am not a grandpa. I know how to use emoji ironically

yourinsta ik grandpa, it’s time for bed 😙

landonorris and it’s time you go back to yo team

yourinsta I’m telling mclaren.

carlossainz55 I didn’t know it was you, please forgive me ☹️

yourinsta chat, is this real??

carlossainz55 what is a chat??

landonorris no one. can do this. except me ;)

yourinsta and I thought you were on my side, lan 😞

scuddriaferrari it’s on us, ynn, let us treat you back ❤️

charles_leclerc what did i do?

landonorris what about my compensation?

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yourinsta respectfully, another pic dump 🧡

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mclaren respectfully, indeed. 🧡

mercedesamgf1 respectfully, yn. you’re our driver 🙁💙

yourinsta noooo i love you guysssss 😩

mercedesamgf1 let mclaren do their own promoting pleasee

yourinsta adminn 😭

username respectfully. yourinsta is doing the work of god.

oscarpiastri respectfully. you could’ve put my sprint picture first.

yourinsta respectfully, I have to let the world know that you give me the worst side eyes.

landonorris BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE.

yourinsta CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE SIDE EYES

oscarpiastri help me.

username can we get a yn.png?????

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oscarpiastri i got you 😌 mercedesamgf1 also, you look better in my papaya hat.

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yourinsta i think I look good in any merch 😔✊

oscarpiastri of course.

mercedesamgf1 thank you! 💙

yourinsta am i still your favorite driver??

mercedesamgf1 of course, just a little bit behind oscar

yourinsta toto is hearing about this 😙

landonorris mate where is my promotion??

danielriccairdo i have a couple of pictures…

landonorris noo. please don’t

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Should I make the fans reaction?? Loll

Like, comment, reblog if you liked it. If not, im going to find you 😙 jk

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[bi-demon-ium]

s2 ep4 liveblog!

uh oh !

GOING TO DIE OF ANXIETY ALREADY<3 literally nothing has happened yet

we’re still in the flashbacks/recap and I’m literally like oh im gonna puke oh no oh nooooo

mr benedict…number two….the kids…constance…..sebastian….AAAAAAA

OKAY HERE WE GO

four smelly american kids dlkfgjdfg

“no you speak bad portuguese”

“why would a man spend a sports team to follow you” LDKGJLDKJFG THEY’RE JUST HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AND THE TAXI DRIVER CAN JUST HEAR ALL OF THIS. “revenge is a dish served cold” “agree.” HE CAN JUST HEAR YOU HE CAN JUST HEAR ALL THIS

THE TALK OF KIDNAPPING AND WHISPERER

“we can outsmart anyone” “debatable” “it’s rude to listen in you know” [in Portuguese] “I don’t speak English”

THIS TAXI DRIVER IS SO FUNNY WHAT THE FUCK

i love him. who is he

although i do hope constance ruins him

THEME SONG???? WITH THAT???? GIRL IM BITING YOU.

honestly I thought before this started the taxi driver might be working with curtain (or possibly against him somehow but meh)

but now I think he’s just a little guy<3 a funky man

LEATHER HOLE PUNCH? WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE.

the whole bucket? absolutely not.

no NO NO NO CONSTANCE NO

NO CONSTANCE THAT’S GOING TO BE THE CLUE THEY NEED ISN’T IT

FUCK NO FUCK

also I love constance

I Am Having A Panic Attack

ANYWAY.

I adore constance. glkjfghgh “KATE could have figured that out” mean but funny. I love her

HEY WHY IS IT FREEZING NOO

nooNOONONONO WHY IS IT FREEZING I SWEAR IF I MISS WHOLE MINUTES BECAUSE OF THI—NOOOO I MISSED SOMETHING FUCK

ohh now just skipping to it

WHAMMIED MR BENEDICT ☹(

“your word. now that something” is right where I started which. HUGE OOF.

but also what is he talking about

volcano demonstration,,,,,

oh my god “no price too high” “…to pay for discovery” oh

oh this whole interaction is ominous its so scary im so sad what the fucj

okay now number two is. getting out of the pie truck??? was she let out??? what is hapepening .

also I don’t think this is going to happen but it would be extremely funny if she just ran into the kids. like just out and about.

I love rhonda

LDKJGFLDKJFG SHES LIKE “SHOULD WE JUST FUCKING ABANDON MISS PERUMAL” AND MILLIGANS LIKE MM MAYBE BUT WE ALREADY KNOW SHES GONNA PULL UP IN A STOLEN MOTORCYCLE THIS IS GOING OT BE SO FUNNY

THERE ITI S

I love miss perumal so much

and all of them

I love rhonda just watching all of this

rhonda and miss perumal pairing <33

DID YOU HOTWIRE THIS

THERE ARE THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME

EX CAR THIEF MISS PERUMAL????????

HYSTERICAL IM WHEEZING.

still extremely mad about the part that I just missed though. I have no idea what happened from constance saying “I don’t cheapen it” to curtain saying “oh, your word. now that is something” and I literally don’t know if that’s a big gap or like almost nothing and its driving me like. mildly insane? anyway

ohhhh the clip we saw

ohhhhhh they’re gonna need the necklace

ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo

still think its very funny sticky calls constances psychicness as unscientific lmao

OH HGLKJFGLHK FLASHBACK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

“I wish to be free of pointless commands” ohh….

CONSTANCE PUTTING THE FLAME OUT WITH HER FINGER LDKJFGH

oh I love their outfits…rhondas shirt and mr benedicts whole thing especially

rhonda and number two’s interactions ohhhh

SAWING THE CAKE FUCKING WEIRDOS I LOVE THEM

also CONSTANCE’S BIRTHDAY<3

I love hpw she includes people in her li—ADEQUATE CHESS PARTNER AND HE LOOKS SO PLEASED<3

“this is my home” oh

oh… it’s a little shell with a pearl……

“this is slightly ugly” and he looks deeply pleased I love them both

“you sacrificed it. for my bucket” oh,,

“We’re GETTING your locket back”

oh…… Jackson and jillson showing marlon sebastian and paula

also them knowing paula’s name when he didn’t

fglalkdfjglkdgfj “I don’t see the problem” [in unison] “UHHHH???”

“…OR?”

IS HE CURRENTLY IN A GOOD MOOD

THIS IS SO FUNNY

ALSO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

I ADORE JACKSON AND JILLSON SO MUCH

paula isn’t smiling though. is sebastian still smiling I can’t remember and they’re not showing them again

TAXI DRIVER AGAIN. ;FGKD;LFG KATE AND REYNIE JUST VISIBLY ARGUING WITHIN EYESIGHT

I hope this is part of the plan

very funny if it isn’t

oh is she pretending she stole something

oh are they saying the locket is fake

NOT THE MULTI-TOOL

IS IT GOING TO BE THE MULTI TOOL

I HOPE NOT

dkfgj what is that.

what did they give him help fglhkjfg

also lmao reynie helped run a con<3

SERIOUSLY WHAT DID THEY GIVE HIM

number two why would you go to the police. weren’t you just scolding mr benedict for this kind of stunt

oh is that the irony shes going to be in the position mr benedict was in?

“SOMEONE’S FINALLY AT THE WHEEL” OH?

COMPULSORY OR NOT? THAT IS FUCKED UP WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

OHHHH SHES GOING TO TRY AND CALL THE HUOSE AND NO ONE WILL BE THERE…… FUCK

rhonda and miss perumal again on the bike

DLFKFGJD HERE COMES MILLIGAN TRYING TO JUST FUCKING BOOK IT

SIR YOU CANT JUST BOOK IT

PLEASE

they just squint after him hilarious

MILLIGAN. WHAT THE FUCK

MILLIGAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU BEAUTIFUL STRANGE MAN

“you stole the gas” “I left ample compensation and a workman like note” dlgkjfgh

This is slightly ruined by him and miss perumal sharing a smile and I am paranoid again<3 if its nothing then I love this if theyre planning Something then im screaming and biting

ANYWAY

also you know this means he had to rely on that she’d be wearing it, that she’d want to wear it……..

and this is the part from the trailer where they scatter bc curtain’s men showed up dkgfljdgh

as she says that

yep! there they are!

also very funny Jeffers is the head scary one because he’s such a loser and like visibly so

ohhhh hes fighting it I think

oh nooooo

NUMBER TWO’S BACK

LKDJFGLKJDFG you stole a pie truck

dflkgjg no one believed me—yeah I mean what did you expect??

I CALLED MY FAMILY IN LUXENBURG???? YOUR WHAT????

DLKGJLKGJFGH mr benedict: YES :D

“curtan did his thing to you” UH OH

HER FACE GOD HER FACE

GOD IM DYING

FUCK

MY GOD

its worse bc he was fighting it before she got back I think the way he kept going back and forth

and now he cant stop smiling and shes just like oh god oh no

oh yes because them sitting completely catatonic (and not smiling anymore, both of them) is normal and fine

I think it’s especially weird they’re not smiling at all

another one in grim unison

also again im pretty sure that’s still not mr Oshiro

“Do I have a pen?”

fkglhlkfhjfgh palindrome, Germany

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT STICKY THERE IS NO WAY THAT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE

burrgurb???? lmao

DLKFGJDKG REYNIE I LOVE YOU

I know we’ve seen the plan shake and bake thing but it’s still funny

oh did they JUST arrive just in time to miss them? fuck

stop being creepy jeepers

SHE TRADED COATS WITH HER?????? DLKFGJDKFGJ

missed high five rip

water polo team and the greys don’t know each other?????? WAIT THE WATER POLO TEAM AREN’T CURTAINS??????? I feel like I should have expected that but

I wonder if it’s martina or garrison

(martina: wlw sports, garrison: red hair idk lkgfjfgh)

I love that constance just constantly attack mode

so it’s probably the water polo team that kidnaps curtain—the surprising foe or whatever?

I love how shes just holding the whistle like that. huge same

OH REYNIE DOZING ON STICKY’S SHOULDER,

more sticky and constance interactions<33

LKJFGHLKJFGHLKJGH

“now. i sleep.” [immediately slumps over] HILARIOUS I LOVE HER.

its gonna cut to him asleep + constance gone in a second isn’t it

oh I thought it’d be a fast cut that’s almost worse

uh oh uh oh uh oh!

gonestance!!!!

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IDOLiSH7 Third BEAT! Episode 14 Review

It’s here. Finally. Also, I have decided to just share pictures this cour, unless something really catchy comes up.

🍀 A/N: I am scared, anxious and quite excited at the same time.

(Spoilers under the cut! Refrain if you don’t want to see the pictures and content!)

Starting it with this one.

I have got quite the idea how much interesting character Touma is. From the first cour, I gathered he is a nice boy, but seeing him taking part in that disgusting plan of Ryo made me question things. And now is this line. I am pretty sure there’s some hidden implication behind it and definitely all the boys from ZOOL have it too.

(MITSUUU!!! Yama! Oh, little snake Minami ahahaha)

(SOGO MY CUTE CHIBI ADOR- *ahem*)

I really like how every member who has met ZOOL has either negative or a subtle opinion, but Riku points out the good quality in Touma. He also mentions the line about Toma not singing earnestly, which has some hidden implication.

(Oh look. It’s my angel smilin- *covers mouth to stop fangirling*)

Anyway, well said Tenn. I was kind of worried that Tenn was turning a blind eye to Kujo’s tricks, but glad he goes up against him when the latter mentions how he used Haruka and abandoned him.

Of course, being a benefactor to Tenn, he can’t voice his thoughts further out loud, but that look on Kujo’s face serves him right. Tenn, how much of an amazing character you are...

They are rivals. But still standing up for each other when one’s in trouble. IDOLiSH7 is hands down a masterpiece where along with handsome idols, we see beautiful bonds, emotions and compassion.

This line catches my attention yet again. Some might think Riku is an innocent boy with lots of talent, but adding to that, he is so mature and is able to see things beyond seeable. Also, really proud of TRIGGER for holding their heads high and performing with the same energy despite all the drama going on. GO TRIGGER!!!

(Same here, add me in.)

I don’t know if Re:vale is also being targeted by Ryo seeing how the producer of their show is abruptly transferred, but if yes, this is beyond forgiving. Glad that at least they are able to see what’s going on and thinking on what to do next, without hesitation. But Ryo, involving Yaotome Papa has crossed all limits already, hmph.

There’s a line Ryu says, that if they start to hate Ryo and ZOOL, then how will they be any different. But at the same time, Re:Vale’s actions and TRIGGER’s actions are contrasting, one is planning how to fight back directly while the other is trying to negotiate/solve it without causing any massive drama.

(Well hello there. You are being used.)

Look at them. Just look at them. They even take a day off altogether so as to support TRIGGER. They are my only reason of smiling in this cour, it seems.

(Babies. Look at baby MEZZO”. Also SOO CHAN!!! ~\(≧▽≦)/~)

(hEH. ADSLAJALJKLSDJKL NOOOO!!!)

Also, what is this. TRIGGER being kidnapped but ZOOL being tied up in the ED.

I have to give positive points to ZOOL for singing this banger ED. I am still listening to it and boping my head.

(Also, the rain theme! TT)

Episode 15 is going to be another rollercoaster, but hey, we know we can manage that drama when our idols are here! Before we end the discussion, WHAT IS THIS.

(I hope he is not suffering, please NOO.)

I will say I am kind of glad next episode is after a week, cause this is really too much to handle. Especially that part where Mitsuki saves the show just after Mr. Shimooka asks Gaku a question related to the scandal. Just wondering that this is occuring to them, and how they are managing, is praiseworthy and terrifying at the same time.

Anyway, see you soon!

(Follow me on Twitter if you want to read the live reactions and discuss with me as wel!! XD)

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Two Hunks and a Reina

@doloresmadrigallllllll, I’m so sorry I couldn’t figure out what to write, please accept my offering. 

Dolores sat in your lap, her hands resting on your shoulders with her lips pressing kisses to your nose to your cheeks, your forehead and your chin while you sat in Mariano’s lap with a face of pure bliss as his lips attacked the back of your neck. Just as you grabbed a hold of Dolores’ hips she pulled away from you, her leaning to the right with her ear stretched out, “mi reina?”

“Abuela needs me, I’ll be back,”

“Noooo,” pulling her back down you hugged her tight to your chest, “you promised to hang out with us,”

“Sorry but Abuela needs me, someone might have gotten lost,” she tried to pull herself away but only managed to drag you out of Mariano’s lap, who only just realised what was happening with his lovers, “amor stay, I haven’t even given you a kiss yet,”

“Oh no don’t you two start, I need to go,” as she stood you held onto her waist, hanging off her with your face buried in her stomach “(Y/N), wait no Mariano noo,” said man was now standing and making his way behind Dolores, leaning over her he grabbed onto her wrists and began kissing the back of her neck, crawling up her body you nibbled on her collar bones and played with the pendant around her neck, “I, I have to go, oh my,” her eyes fluttered shut as she sunk back into Mariano, her head rolling back into Mariano’s neck to give both of you more access to the side of her neck. 

As the two of you kissed along her dark skin Dolores let sweet moans escape her mouth and allowed her body sway in pleasure, it wasn’t until you bit too hard on the flesh right below her collar did she snap back into a responsible mindset, her wiggling and flipping out of your grasps and running off before either of you could grab her.

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —

“Finally Dolores you’re, what happened to your neck, did mosquitoes get you?” Abuela lifted Dolores’ head, moving it from side to side to look at the red marks, “yeah two big mosquitoes,” Dolores glared at her brother before being given a patacone and being dragged away by her abuela, “Mrs Del Campo lost her child, he was playing around the forest come,” unbenounced to Abuela you were following the two and standing close enough to thread small yellow flowers into Dolores’ curly bun. When the three of you made it to the worrying woman Abuela was surprised to see Mariano running into the forest and you standing behind Dolores pulling on the curly strands of her now decorated hair, “those two are always around you,” plucking out one flower that was wilted Abuela tossed it to the ground, “yeah, they’re like bloodhounds, always able to find me no matter where I go”

“They’re definitely loud and slobbery enough,” she elbowed her brother and shooed him away with a glare, “don’t act like I’m wrong.

“Oh looks like we don’t need your help Dolores,” Mariano came out from the trees with a child in his arms, covered in plant life and dirt, “oh god,” as Mariano handed the child over to his mother Dolores covered her face in embarrassment and you clapped in pride, once he finished his delivery he ran over to the three of you, scooping you up into his arms and giving you a deep kiss, “such a good boy Mariano, you’re such a great addition to the family you should really make your position permanent,” she patted his cheek before walking off, “she knows we decided on me and Dolores marrying, right?”

“You know how she is,” reaching your hand out for Dolores you pulled her closer to the two of you, pressing a kiss to her knuckles, “she’ll get it soon, now come we have work to do,” jumping out of Mariano’s arms you ran off with Dolores in hand.

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Your skin to skin fic was so good!

If you need materials to write about maybe skin to skin for a sick baby reader who just needs cuddles and cares from daddies ?

Love your stuff btw

Xx

Sick baby

Y/n had woken up later than usual today which kinda worried Eddie and Steve considering that you usually had your morning routine done early and you would be up earlier than them. But it's now 2pm and y/n isn’t up yet, “Y/nnn sweety?” Steve said gently, shaking you but feeling that the sheets were damp. He thought maybe she accidentally went potty but when he gently turned you over he saw that you were sweating buckets, and your nose was red which made Steve and Eddie who was behind him gasp and frown. “Oh no our poor baby” Eddie said as steve picked you up which caused you to wake up, “mm dada i’s no feel good i’s feel icky” Y/n said starting to cry “Shh shhh I know sweetheart let daddy and dada make it better” he said after Steve passed you to him so Steve could make you a nice bubble bath and get medicine and a thermometer.

Once Steve was done he came back out to see Eddie trying to feed you a bottle but you didn’t want it “noo!!” you cried “ok ok shh shh it’s ok you don’t have to” Eddie said picking you up and putting your paci in your mouth only for you to spit it out on the ground. “Noooo! No! No! No!!!” She said kicking and squirming in eddies arms, ‘Kitten please..” Eddie said, trying not to drop you as he gently placed you on your shared bed at Steve's house. You were now sobbing you didn’t like being sick and you were hurting and they understood that, Eddie crouched down to your level “baby..daddy and dada sorry that your sick but please let us make it better…” he said on the verge of tears, because he knew his little wasn’t ok and he Hates seeing her cry especially like this.

Same with Steve he hated seeing his babies hurt or cry “U-Um i’m ready when you are'' Steve said to Eddie and he just nodded as he looked into your eyes seeing multiple emotions of guilt, sorrow, anger, and sadness “baby..can we help you?” he asked not wanting to do anythings to make you feel worse “m-mhm” you nodded and whined making grabby hands and he picked you up without hesitation and passed you to steve whiched cause you to whine because of the movement “Shh it’s ok my love we’re gonna make it better he said walking to the tub. He stripped you of your soiled onesie and diaper and put you in the warm bubbly water, which made you lay your head on the tub wall and sigh, closing your eyes. “Is that better little love?” Steve said

rubbing your knee “m-mhm..” she said and smiled sadly. Eddie was changing the solield sheets, making you a new bottle, Cleaning your paci, Turning on your favorite show, and getting ready to do skin to skin. He took his shirt off and threw it in the dirty pile and wiped his chest off with a wipe so he didn’t defeat the purpose of your bath. He changed into sweatpants so as to not hurt your bum with his jeans, he layed out your diaper and stuffy making sure to put the lotion (Or whatever you use<3) out too. He waited patiently, turning on the humidifier to make the room smell like the smell you like. Steve was gently washing you with the baby soap and it was already making you feel better, but it was also making you tired and he could sense that. “Baby are you ready to get out?” he asked and you nodded sluggishly, already dozing off which made Steve sigh and frown. He picked you up and wrapped the freshly out of the dryer towel around your sensitive body, he carried you out to the room and met with Eddie as he handed you to him. He was quick to dry you off and put your diaper/underwear on and lotion you down, once he was done he sat on the bed and did skin to skin patting your bum and rubbing your back humming and rocking you back and forth “ it’s ok..your daddies are here..we will take care of you”

He said as Steve went to go get in the shower thinking about what to do next, Steve about 15-20 mins later smiled to walk out and see you asleep in Eddies arms and Eddie dozing off “eds..” he whispered as he put his darker gray sweatpants on, “eds…” He said gently stroking his hair so as to not alert him. “H-hmm?” Eddie said slowly opening his eyes “Time to switch and she needs to drink medicine and her bottle” he said still whispering, “Okay..” Eddie Said passing you to Steve as gently as possible so Eddie could get the medicine and bottle. Eddie put the medicine in the bottle and gently put it in your mouth earning a soft hum from you, Steve and Eddie laid down with you in the middle Eddie in front and Steve in back “feel better little one..love you and stevie ” Eddie said as you and steve drifted off to sleep he gave a quick kiss on the forehead and went to sleep himself.

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SO GUYSSSS I JUST FINISHED READING RULE OF WOLVES AND WHAT THE HELL???? I am a MESS

(so here are my thoughts that I had while reading it)

❗❗RULE OF WOLVES SPOILERS❗❗

• Lol Nikolai has a horse named Punchline, I love him so much

• Sankta Zoya Y E S

• Nina is sooo badass I love her - Brum needs to die btw

• Fjerda is a little shit

• "If not for Nina, their blessed termite eating at the heart of Fjerda’s government" - did I mention I love Nina?????

• Nikolai is a freaking mastermind and I love him

• OMG THEY HAVE AN ANTIDOTE FOR PAREM NOW???? HELL YEAH take THAT Fjerda!!!!

• Nina adopting Kaz's mindset when back at the Ice Court is what I live for

• UGH THE APPARAT

• Nikolai is soooo in love with Zoya I AM GOING CRAZY

• Zoya's "you forget that in Kerch greed is a virtue" gave me MAJOR Kaz vibes... I miss my crow babies

• Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but I don't really like Ehri

• ZOYALAI NATION, HOW ARE WE??? ARE WE CRYING?

• I just REALLY love the found family trope and seeing everyone gathered in Zoya's rooms and Zoya curled up on the couch next to Genya I just AAAAAAAAA

• I absolutely adore the whole concept of the Darkling's prison and the CONSTANT sunlight he has to face HA - Alina vibes

• OMG "bring me Alina Starkov" WHAT THE FUCK I have literal chills ESPECIALLY after seeing the S&B trailer:)

• Nina being so confident in everything she learned from the Crows gives me so much serotonin I WANT MY BABIESSS

• Oh my god... I like prince Rasmus, he gives me major Nikolai vibes

• I draw immense satisfaction from Kaz and Zoya using "podge" as their preferred curse word :))))

• NIKOLAI CAN SEPARATE HIMSELF FROM HIS DEMON???? King behavior

• HOLY SHIT ALINA AGREED TO THE MEETING here we go again, fam

• I'm seeing Nikolai talking a lot about accepting his death and being undisturbed by the prospect of it and it feeaks me out - if he dies, I die with him

• Random, but: they need to get the thorn stuff from the Order of Sankt Feliks or whatever, right??? Maybe they have to steal it... and they would require expertise... MAYBE SOME CROWS PLS???????? (I am such a clown)

• Okay wait... so the letters that prove Nikolai is a bastard are in the druskelle sector... PLEASE TELL ME NINA HAS TO BREAK IN THE ICE COURT the fact that she is back there ALONE makes my heart clench so hard... I MISS MY CROWS

• FUCK ALINA SHOWED UP (also Oncat apparently and now I want to cry about Harshaw again)... AND MAL I can't take this I AM HYPERVENTILATING

• I AM LEGIT ON THE FLOOR Yuri is still there FINALLY understanding that the Darkling is evil AND NOW MY MAIN MAN GOT HIS POWERS BACK oh, I love the chaos

• NIKOLAI FUCKING CARRIES ZOYA'S RIBBON IN HIS POCKET nobody fucking touch me

• THE WEDDING IS FOR GENYA AND DAVID????? I AM SOOO CONFUSED what the heck

• Nikoali is the most fucking badass amazing cunning freakishly intelligent idiot I have ever seen in my entire life, my love for him is immesurable, I cannot put into words just how awesome his awesomeness is TAKE THAT MAKHI YOU BITCH

• OH HELL NO the demon is trying to escape SMACK THAT BITCH NIKOLAI BABY

• Oh wow, Rasmus is crazyyyy af he isn't anything like Nikolai my perfect boi SORRY

• OMG Nikolai's dad us a good guy??? I feel so sorry for him... SO NIKOLAI WAS RIGHT TO BE A ROMANTIC huh

• FUCKING HELL again with the nichevo’ya???? Darkling bby, what the HECK

• Nononononooo NO NOOOO NOT DAVID WHAT THE FUCK LEIGH

• "This is what love does" one of the most powerful quotes tbh

• Wait... they want to???? STEAL??? titanium from the Kerch??? .... DOES THIS MEAN.... C R O W S?????

• Okay but... the Darkling's POV? POWER MOVE I love it!!! And the fact that he uses Aleksander as his name with zero reticence now is just *chef's kiss*

• I'm sorry but... I don't like Mayu's chapters I AM SO SORRY I DON'T

• Nina is my badass queen STEP ASIDE PEASANTS

• All these SoC Easter Eggs and mentions are driving me insane

• Idk why but imagining the Darkling drinking beer is sooo funny to me

• I AM LOSING MY SHIT they are in Ketterdam KETTERDAM does that mean ....DOES THAT MEAN ....I better see my Crows or I am throwing hands

• The Zoyalai conversations in this book are KILLING me

• OH MY FUCKING GOD so Kaz took the Emerald Palace over and renamed it THE SILVER SIX???? LIKE???? I AM LEGIT CRYING???

• Ummm...Zoya, honey, WHY do you want to VOLUNTARILY stay away from Nikolai, HUH?????

• THE ONLY REASON HE AGREED TO HELP NIKOLAI WAS BECAUSE HE GUARANTEES INEJ'S PROTECTION if that's not L O V E idk what is YAAASSS KANEJ

• FUCKING SHIT JESPER!!!! IT'S JESPER!!!! WYLAN!!!! I AM FAINTING MY BABIESS

• The Crows' banter is WHAT I LIVE FOR

• Kaz is the most cold, badass and calculating motherfucker on the planet, I love him soooo much

• No NO NOO JORAN IS THE ONE WHO KILLED MATTHIAS????? HOLY SHIT I am sooo scared LEIGH WHYYYY

• Kaz's reaction to Nikolai's demon is legit the funniest shit ever

• Kaz and Nikolai are bffs - THIS IS HEADCANON LEAVE ME BE

• Queen Leyti has severely disappointed me

• I am having waayyyyy too much fun reading about the Darkling among blindly faithful monks - this is the stuff of sitcoms

• (I know the Crows only had a cameo and they won't pop up again, but I can't help desperation wanting to see Nina reunite with them and PLEASE GIVE ME INEJ!!!)

• Honestly, it's pretty cool getting to have a look in the Darkling's head - it's SUPER fucked up

• OOOOO the blight vs the Darkling = the only confrontation I want to see

• FATHER AND SON REUNION

• I don't care much for Hanne x Nina, but I have to admit that they make a very cute couple

• FUCK THEY BROKE STURMHOND'S BLOCADE FUUUUCK

• WAIT NO it was their plan all along HOLY SHIT electricity RULEZZZZ who knew physics would prove THIS useful???

• UUUGHH FUCK THE APPARAT I am so sick of this guy - Zoya was right, they should have killed him

• I am really pissed at the Darkling- YOU FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE HOW MUCH RAVKA NEEDS YOUR HELP, YOU SEE NIKOLAI'S BRAVERY, YOU KNOW YOU CAM HELP, AND YOU DO NOTHING??? BRO WHAT THE FUCK

• HELL YEAH ZOYA IS A DRAGOOON fuck some shit up sweety Y E S

• MY SKIN IS CLEARED AND MY CROPS ARE WATERED BY THE DARKLING RAISING A MOB TO CALL ZOYA "SANKTA"

• Also... the Darkling winking at Nikolai? FLERT

• WHAT THE FUCK???? HANNE DIED??? holy shit, why???? WHY CAN'T NINA BE HAPPY???????

• Nikolai is an absolute SAVAGE in a debate

• Idk what to think abt Rasmus... he was kinda badass for standing up against Brum

• SOLDIER. SUMMONER. SAINT. slap me and call me a hoe I SCREAMED WHEN I READ THAT

• ZOYA AS QUEEN, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

• Okay I stan the Darkling again

• ZOYALAI IS CANON I REPEAT ZOYALAI IS CANONNNNN

• OKAY WOW HANNE IS A FULL-ON BADASS yep, I stan

• I really???? LOVE??? this ending for the Darkling??? Idk but it is VERY fitting

• ALINA!!!! AT ZOYA'S!!!! CORONATION!!!! my life is complete

• FUCKING SHIT INEJ!!! INEEEEEJJJJ my queen my love AAAAAA

• The conversation at the end between Alina, Zoya and Genya DESTROYED ME

• STEALING THE HEART OF SANKT FELIKS yes please BRING THE CROWS BACK!!!!! I NEED ANOTHER CROWS SEQUEL!!!!

• I fainted, I ascended, I DIED at the last page

• NOW I NEED A SEQUEL!!!

• Leigh, you ARE goig to write what happens next, right? RIGHT? RIGHT????

[osakunt]

hi ! hru ? well if you dont mind, naoto with a kind and rich, a very beautiful russian reader who has long soft hair, a very pale skin, with rare eyes (like purple eyes), she's the bestfriend of his sister hinata since she had 14 old,(when he was 13 she always tease him,making fun but still kind,when he become an adult she become shy) everytime when she sees him she'll blush like a mess and holds the arm of hinata a little tightly feeling embarassed xd (naoto has 25 old and she 26) thank you ❤️

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➫ 𝗡𝗮𝗼𝘁𝗼 𝘅 𝗙𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 [𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗽]

➫ 𝗛𝗲𝘆𝘆𝘆, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲 ! 𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹. 𝗨𝗛𝗛𝗠𝗠 𝗢𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗦𝗢.... 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘄𝗮𝘆. 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲. 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 <𝟯 ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃

‘Why the hell am I nervous ?? I can’t really be shy when I’m around him can I ?’ You think to your self thinking about the previous events that you had just gone through.

“(Y/n), how come you’re all of a sudden shy around my brother ? You used to pick on him when we were younger.” Her voice in a teasing tone, looking your way.

“Hina, I just…you know….. I don’t know to be honest.” You slump yourself on a chair in her kitchen area watching her giggle in amusement at you.

“Your death grip almost yanked my arm off” she laughs harder this time making your face drop in embarrassment.

“Whatever” grumbling under your breath you feel yourself shrinking hearing Naoto once again come into Hinata’s place.

He walks into where both of you where and when he makes eye contact with your purple hues his worries disappear in thin air. Though he had just seen you five minutes ago - you always gave him that calming feeling he needed after so many things happening at work.

“My bad…. I forgot my keys” his cheeks dust in pink seeing you react and reach for his keys to hand them to him.

“Here you go” you smile at him - your pale cheeks dusted in the same pink color his were just more prominent in color.

“T-thanks (y/n)” Naoto reaches out for his keys grabbing them and not to sure what to do next. Hinata noticed this and she smiled to herself humming a little tune that caught his attention. She eyes him and points her head towards you, telling him to stop standing there like some idiot.

The ring of your phone breaks you from your panic of what to do next and answer the phone hearing your fathers voice. “- oh I see. Yea I’ll be there - okay yes- perfect - bye dad” you hang up and the words Naoto heard come from you made him want to stop you but his own anxiousness made him stay out.

“I have to go but I’ll come next week. Tell Takemichi I said hey. Bye Hina ….. Naoto it w-was nice seeing you again. Take care” you say next to Hinata gripping the sleeve of her shirt softly before leaving.

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A week later just like you had said, you were with Hinata but in the building you owned and worked in. “This is all (y/n)’s !? How rich is she !!?” Takemichi looks around almost bumping into your secretary.

“Oh ms.Hinata welcome. My boss is waiting for you in her office. Please follow me” the young male with died red hair smiles offering his kindness.

“A secretary too ?!!” The man looks over to his fiancé shook. “I mean.. yea” Hinata shrugs not knowing tk to respond. “Are we sure this is the same (y/n) from middle school. Ya know - the one with soft hair and who teased Naoto and sat Mikey in front of her to do his hair ? I think about this here and there but this feels surreal” “oh yea I wanted to talk to you about that. You noticed how she’s shy around Naoto now ?” Hinata continues to talk with her husband to be until they both hear a kick on the a big ass door.

“Come in” your voice is heard from the other side. The door is open exes and the secretary announces who was there to see you. Smiling you get up and greet both Hinata and Takemichi. The way you held yourself with confidence and elegance was amazing. But that same grace would crumble done once Naoto was in front of you.

You didn’t understand why you felt that way. All you ever truly knew was school and work. So did all of a sudden you become shy with Naoto. A question that was always in a constant loop in your head.

“Please sit down. Sorry I couldn’t make it to your pace. I was held back with a meeting today - I hope this wasn’t of bad conveniences for you” your smile brights up the couple. “Noo !!!! Of course not!! This way we get to meet your workers and more about your job” Takemichi blurts out still looking around at the expensive decode in your office. “Is that -oh my god it is” he runs to a big screen tv and turns it on, settling down in a fancy couch in front of it.

Not minding him you and Hinata talk about everything and nothing. At one point she brings up your way of being when Naoto comes around. “(Y/n) you like him. That’s the only reason why.” “Like him ? Like as a friend, yea-” “noooo dummy!!! Like , like like him. You have feelings for my brother”

Hearing a Hinata you laugh humorously thinking she was joking but soon that laughter dies down when you see her not laughing with you. Staying quiet for a moment and thinking about everything Hinata has told you, realization hits you.

“Oh shit, Hinata - I like Naoto” your eyes grow wide

“I know (y/n)” she smiles giving you a hug “I CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO BE MY SISTER IN LAW !!!!”

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[ladyanonymous]

A/N: Okay, ladies and gents the time is finally here. Here is Part II for Golden Boy. There will be one final part so stay tuned for that. Thank you for all the love and support on Golden Boy Part I. I hope Golden Boy II is up to your standards.

Much love,

Lady Anonymous

Warnings: flirting?

Type of writing: very slight angst, fluff fluff fluff

Request: in Part I

Golden Boy Part II

I finally made it to Fancy’s Diner. Mr. Phillips rounds the corner coming from the kitchen, storming towards me. “You are late again Y/N!” “Yes, I know. I got here as soon as I could. I fell on the w-“ “ I don’t care! You need to be here when you are told too! I am taking money off of your paycheck. Understood?!” “Yes sir.” I whisper quitely. As I walk towards the back to clock in all the customers are staring at me. I speed walk to the back. As soon as I am, I sigh with relief but then remember that I have to serve those same customers who just saw me get yelled at by my boss. I put on my apron, put my personal belongings away, reach into my pocket to put my necklace on and it’s not there.

I check the other pocket. Not there either. “Where could it be?” I gasp and go wide eyed with realization. I must have dropped it when I ran into that man, Steve. “Oh no. Ohhh noo.” I get teary eyed as that is the last thing I have of my mother. “Okay, calm down. Everything is fine. I will go back for it after my shift surely no one has picked it up.” I finish clocking in and walk into the front of the diner. I go to greet my first table. While pulling out my notepad, I don’t look up.

“Hello, my name is Y/N. I will be your server today. What drinks can I get started for you?” I finally look up and I’ll be damned. Steve Rogers and some other man who I assume is his friend. “Hey doll. I’ll take a water and Steve here will take a chocolate milkshake.” I keep staring at Steve as he stares at me. I keep eye contact as I say “coming right up” and I break eye contact as I walk away. This day is so weird.

Steve’s POV

“What was that all about?” Bucky said. “What do you mean?” “I mean the goggly eyes that dame was giving you.” “She wasn’t giving me goggly eyes.” “Like hell she wasn’t!” “Buck, please not right now.” “Steve this is the first time a woman has had interest in you, don’t take that the wrong way.” “I didn’t and I know. But, I think she already has a boyfriend.” “Well, you never know until you ask.” As Bucky stops talking and watches someone walking to our table.

Y/N’s POV

“Alright, gentlemen. Here are your drinks. Would you like to go ahead and order?” “Uh, yes. I would like a burger with a side of fries and Steve here would like to know if you are in a relationship?” Steve chokes on his milkshake. While I look between the both of them. “Um, no. I don’t.” I laugh both from the question and the situation. Steve stares daggers through Bucky. Steve slowly turns towards me. “I will have the same thing he is having. Also, I’m sorry about him.” “No, you both are fine. I’ll be right back.”

Steve’s POV

“What the hell Buck?!” “What? I knew you would never ask her and that is your one chance at having a doll especially one that is so pretty.”

“Bucky, you are starting to piss me off.” “Steve Rogers is already protective and jealous over, What’s her name again? Y/N?” “Can we drop this please? I have a plan.” “A plan? What kind of plan?” “A plan that doesn’t involve you because you run your mouth too much.” Bucky gasps and places a hand over his heart to add to his dramatic reaction. “Noooo. Not me. It couldn’t possibly be me.” Steve chuckles. Bucky smiles. “Okay man. I’ll let you do what you need to with your so called ‘plan’.” “Thanks Buck.” Bucky just nods his head.

Y/N’s POV

“Here are your meals fellas. Is there anything else I can get you?” As I dust off my hands. “Actually, I would like to know if you would like to join me at the bar down on Hall Street sometime this week?” I am calm on the outside but on the inside I am screaming. Steve Rogers, the finest man alive is asking me on a date. “Um, sure. What day and what time?” “Is Friday at 7 okay?” “Absolutely.” I smile and Steve grins. “I’ll leave you guys to it then.” I walk away from the table giggling to myself.

Steve’s POV

“Holy shit, Steve. You actually did it.” Bucky laughs while he smacked the table. I smile while chuckling. Clutching onto her necklace with hope.

[haruhey]

chronological thoughts of twd 11x16

(i didn’t get cake, let’s see what happens)

- omg i fully forgot about leah omg

- omg r they gonna smoke maggie out

- lance is certifiably insane

- timeskip again omg

- are they calling it act of god because of leah’s cult past

- 19 HOURS AND ONE ACT OF GOD AGO STOP WHY IS THAT FUNNY TO ME

- i have no subtitles i dont know what they’re saying omg hershel’s going somewhere he doesnt want to go to but IDK WHERE THAT IS

- aw maggie is sad :(

- hershel is so cute

- omg not the two face coin

- DID THEY HAVE SEX

- THOUGHT WE HAD A LOVELY NIGHT DIDNT WE oh they definitely had sex

- stfu i don’t want to think about physics

- stop eugene is actually so romantic

- DARYLLL

- omg they’re gonna try and ditch

- oh my god that guy punched through the walker

- wow he is so bald

- wait are they going to the commonwealth i don’t know what she said at the beginning I DIDNT HAVE SUBTITLES IM ESL IM SORRY

- literally what did maggie do to you she just didn’t want to join ur stupid communities jesus christ let it GO u white man

- omg elijah make your move

- OH ITS THE OTHER COMMUNITY

- omg maggie rlly went ‘thoughts n concerns?’

- wait hold on negan and maggie have a spinoff right how is that gonna work for negan and annie? is annie gonna die or smth?

- NO NOT MAGGIE STARTING TO TRUST NEGAN NOOOO NO NOOOOO MAGGIE I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU

- omg what she said before was RIVERBEND i couldn’t hear it through her accent i’m so stupid

- maggie rhee DOES have big balls. beach ball sized lady nuts, if you will

- i want annie and maggie to be gfs

- no ew not buzzing bugs ew i’m sorry i’m out

- gabriel is so fucking TIRED omg i feel you

- oh god are they gonna try and kill daryl and aaron and gabriel

- YES ACTION SEQUENCE

- damn they really hate team family huh

- YES DARYL FUCKING GUN WHIP HIM HE DESERVED IT

- hes so fucking cool daryl give me a chance

- god theyre so fucking cool

- OMG GABRIEL WITH THE SHIN STAB

- damn these stormtroopers really are storm troopers their aims r shit

- oh no hes going for the walkie talkie isnt he

- omg daryl fuck yes fuck up that bald headed guy

- DARYL GETTING THE LAST WORD FUCK HES SO FUCKING COOL

- “he ain’t here no more” WITH THAT ANGLE WAS CHEFS KISS

- i hate pamela idc idc idc idc

- that blue colour is fire tho

- they have so many pencils holy shit

- damn pamela rlly said fuck them kids its not my fault they’re poor

- is max gonna get caught

- please let her be the girlboss she is destined to be

- i forgot what she’s looking for omg 😭😭

- fuck it’s sebastian

- i hate sebastian so much

- is he drunk

- i hate this scene

- i hate him so much

- literally what is this bug motif i do not get it

- WHY IS THIS SHOW SO DARK I CANT SEE ANYTHING

- OH MY GOD THEY SET UP A BOMB

- damn leah rlly fucked that kid up huh

- is that jdm’s kid as a walker

- AHAHHAA LEAH SAID “damn that sucks ://“

- these bugs are making it hard for me to hear omg

- are they gonna kill hornsby

- omg the traps r reminding daryl of leah cause arent they the traps leah set up in 10x18 when he met her

- omg are they at leah’s camp

- oh oh oh oh oh nooooo

-i still don’t understand the importance of the bugs

- damn leah’s gonna have a lot of back pain from standing that way

- EZEKIELLLLLLL I LOVE YOU

- HELL YEAH WE’RE DOING THIS RESIST THE COMMONWEALTH FUCK YEAH

- oh no maggie its a trap its a trap maggie oh no

- oh so it wasnt a trap?

- oh no no music means TRAP

- omg she got leah or what

- damn leah got her but its okay maggie has plot armour

- omg another cabin

- maggie’s eyes match her jacket

- hes just going around touching blood like that damn what if you have a paper cut or smth :/

- THEYRE BOTH SHAKING AND ITS KINDA FUNNY IM SORRY IK ITS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTENSE MOMENT BUT IM LAUGHING

- omg maggie fuck her up

- oh maggie is getting fucked up

- oh damn just a single gunshot

- NOO THAT MEANS CAROL NEVER MET LEAH

- good job daryl ilysm

- OMG DARYL INJURED HORNSBY FUCK YEAH

- hornsby lowkey giving joker realness

- damn maggie really got fucked up

- hershel said fuck negan ✋ but annie is cool ❤️

- max’s table is so tiny

- PAMELA MILTON IS LYING TO YOU DAMN RIGHT SHE IS

- NOOO THE COMMONWEALTH FLAG OVER ALEXANDRIA

- NOOOOO THE COMMONWEALTH FLAGS OVER HILLTOP

- LANCE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

- never trust a white man fr fr

- omg they’re explaining the bugs

- omg angela kang said it’s pathetic fallacy idiot

- SASHA

- NOOO NOT HERSHEL’S WATCH

- “that is a fight of pure hatred”

- okay but maggie was right it was fully leah’s fault

- “to him, there’s no choice to make. the choice is maggie” PERIODDDDDDT TEAM FAMILY ALL THE WAY

- “to hornsby, this is a no good very bad day.” stop angela is actually hahaha knee slap

- okay now that i finished season 11b what do i do with my life :(

- i miss carol too :(( </3

[delightfulfics]

Try Not to Laugh (Peter x Reader)

Anon Prompt #22: “Where they are both at a sleepover playing a game of “try not to laugh” at the readers (gender-neutral) suggestion, and then after some ‘last resort’ thinking, Peter discovers the reader actually likes being tickled and it takes a fluffy turn from there?”

A/N: I apologize for not completing this prompt faster. I just have not had any motivation recently but I am trying. I hope you enjoy :)

“Y/N, I have an idea,” Peter stated. You both were currently in your room scrolling through your phones. Peter was staying overnight at the Avengers Tower since it was Friday and neither of you were on any missions and had any school work. It didn’t take that much time to convince Tony since he knew you both were good students and that you weren’t able to hang out with each other in a while. You and Peter have been in your room for about an hour trying to find out what to do when Peter finally figured out something.

“What Pete?”

“Remember that game we played on Sunday?” Sunday? Oh, that was the night where everyone had the day off and every Sunday Tony would always insist that we all get together in the living room and play games as a family. Some games were better than others to play since everyone is competitive. Like for instance, Monopoly... let’s just say that it was a very eventful day and friendships were broken

“Which one?”

“The one where you try not to laugh.”

“Okay?”

“But, I have a bet.”

Oh, crap. Bets are never good to make. Especially with Peter.

“Peter, really?”

“What? It ups the anti. Do you have a better idea?”

You groaned because you didn’t. It was too late to do anything else. So, whatever. “Fine. What is your bet?”

Peter grinned, “If you laugh, you have to paint Bucky’s arm and dye Sam’s suit.”

“No way!”

“What?! I will have to do the same thing if I laugh first.”

“You want Bucky and Sam to kill us don’t you?”

“Oh please, you love pranking them as much as I do.”

You couldn’t deny that one.

“Ugh, fine,” Pete smiled and hopped off the bed sitting on the floor waving you over to a spot across from him. Rolling your eyes, you hopped off the bed and sat across from him with a huge smile plastered on his face.

“Okay, rules are simple. The first one to laugh loses.”

“Peter, I know.”

“Well, you never know. I call going first.”

“Alright, but I hate to tell you this but you’re not gonna win.”

“Yeah, yeah. We will see about that.”

Peter’s first try included him sticking his tongue out and making very weird fake laughs. In response you sat there, face stone cold.

“Really? That wasn’t funny?”

“Yeah, no.”

“Ah! I got one!” Peter yelled and shot up from where he was sitting, standing and posing like a solider, “nOt aLl oF uS cAn stOrM A BeAcH oR DriVE A-“ pausing, Peter glanced at you, confident that you were trying to hold in your laugh from his amazing impression. But to his disappointment you sat there once again with no expression.

“What are you doing?”

“What do you mean- I am Cap!”

“Oh?”

Peter rolled his eyes, slammed his butt on the floor, and crossed his arms to glare into your dead eyes trying to find something, anything that could at least make you giggle. Giggle. 

“Awhhhh, Y/N you’re giggling. That is so adorable! Maybe I should tickle you more often so I could hear those giggles more often.”

Yes, that was it. Last week you had bothered the crap out of Tony and he retaliated by tickling you. Peter had been walking towards the kitchen when he paused when he heard Tony teasing you and your loud giggles coming from the living room.

Meanwhile, while Peter was reminiscing on recent event you sat there staring at Peter in confusion. What could he be possibly planning? Oh if only you knew what trouble was ahead.

Out of nowhere you felt a poke in your right side resulting in you flinching away from the touch and glancing up at Peter, looking like a deer in headlights.

“What are you doing, Peter?”

“You know exactly what I am about to do,” he smirked.

“Well, Nice try but you’re gonna have to do better than that to make me laAUGH,” you screamed as Peter shot his hands towards your sides, scratching the sensitive skin. 

“Guess I won.”

“ThAt iS ChEAtinG.”

“I don’t think I would call it cheating,” Peter said as you started to fall onto your back, making him climb over you and place himself on your waist to give him more access to your worse spots, “I would just call it improvising,” you screeched at the top of your lungs when Peter reached your ribs, digging his fingers into each spot. “See! You agree with me!”

“PETE, STOP!” 

“Awhhhh, is baby Y/N, ticklish?” he teased.

“NOOOO!”

“Ouuuu I think you are lying. You know what happens to liars Y/N?”

“NOO!”

“They get raspberries,” and without a second though, Peter grabbed both of your arms with one hand, pinning them above your head, and ever so slowly moving his face towards your stomach.

“PeTeR pLEaSe!” 

“Please what? Tickle you? Gladly,” he smirked. Before you knew it, Peter blew the biggest raspberry on your stomach and you screeched like a banshee. Peter swore that when you screamed that the whole compound could hear you. That was his cue to calm it down a bit.

“Are you sorry for lying?”

“YESSS!”

Peter picked up his head from your stomach and put his lips near your ear. “Are you positive about that?” You could hear the smirk in his voice. You slammed your neck to block your skin from his breath tickling your neck and squealed, “YeSsS, I PrOMisE.”

He chuckled, sat up straight and gave you a minute.

“Did I hurt you?”

“Noo, I-I am fine,” you said, letting out the rest of your giggles out.

“Good because you have some work to do.”

Oh, crap...

[gigglz]

The live

A/N: Hii this is my first fic so please be nice! Also sorry if its short!

Reader X Tom Holland

FT: some of the Avengers cast.

Warnings: this is a tickle fic (no its not sexual), bad grammar.

Prompt: You just finished shooting a scene on set with your friends, and you found Tom in your trailer, you decided to go live.

Word count: 1,305 

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You had finally wrapped up a pretty long scene with Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans. aka Iron man and Captain America.

You had been working on the set with the Avengers for a little over 9 months  now, so you havent been in any of the movies yet. Tho you have become really close with all the cast members. 

You had an especially good bond with Tom Holland.

“Hey, Y/N!” Chris called out to you, “wanna come get a coffee with us?”

“No, im good! Thanks! I have tea in my trailer, ill just go there and relax.” You replied with a kind smile.

“Suit yourself! Were going out, we’ll be gone for a while!” Robert tried to change your mind.

“Im good! You can go!” You assured him.

“Kk.” He said trying to copy your language.

“Hey! I dont talk like that!” You fake whined.

“Mhm, okayy! Can we just go now? I want coffee!” Chris was already out the door.

“Coming!” Robert scoffed, and went with Chris.

You started heading for your trailer, you opened the door and saw Tom sitting on  the couch.

“Y/N! Finally!” he whined.

“Oh! Tom! Hi, sorry had to retake the scene too many times.” You flopped on the couch next to him.

“Are they annoying you? Cuz that wouldn’t be suprising, they sometimes drive me crazy! But theyre fun to work with!” Tom said with a chuckle.

“No, no! Its fine, just wanted some tea.” You said as you stood up to go warm up some water.

“Hey! I already made tea!” he showed you the two cups of tea that were sitting on the counter.

“Thanks!” You flopped down on the couch and took the mug in hand.

“So... i’m bored! Wanna go live?” Tom said already opening instagram on his phone.

“Sure! I mean we got nothing else to do!” You said as you scooted a little closer to Tom.

“Alright! Let’s not make it too long tho, I wanna rest a little after this.” Tom said starting the live.

You nodded.

“Hey guys! We have a small break from shooting! So me and Y/N decided to go live!” Tom said nugging you.

“Hey! Don’t spill my tea!” You exclaimed, slapping his shoulder with one hand.

“Haha! Sorry!” He chuckled. He picked up his cup of tea and took a sip.

“Oh! Right! You don’t know who Y/N is yet! Maybe some of you do, that check the cast member list.” He talked to the camera while you took another sip. “Shes playing the role of the new character “Z” in the movie, shes a bit younger then me! So i finally have a friend here, unlike those old men and women.” He giggled, of course he was joking. He loved his other cast members.

“Rude! I like them more than you!” You said sarcastically and laughed at the face that Tom made.

His mouth was wide open and eyes big, he was just looking at you with disbelief. “Z! You can’t say that!!” He turned to you and fake whined.

“Did you just call be by my hero name? Hah! Okay, Spider-man!” You teased him.

The live was filled with the laughing emojis, they seemed to love you already!

“Don’t talk to me like that! I’m the mighty Spider-man!” He called out with pride.

You chuckled. “Okay, Spider-Boy!” you laughed.

He fake gasped while putting his hand to his chest. “How dare you! I could beat you in any battle!” Tom said getting into his Spider-Man character.

“Hah! Yeah right!” You scoffed and he looked at you with a glint of playfulness in his eyes.

“Watch me!” He exclaimed and tackled you to the couch.

He seemed to act if there were no people watching you do this.

“Hey! Tom! I-AGH!” You let out a squeak.

Tom looked at you. “... you ticklish?” He had a small smirk on his face.

“well.. I.. No?” You said with a stutter.

“So.. you wouldn’t mind if i..  DID THIS!” As he said that, he dug into your sides with both hands.

“AGH! TOM! NO! Stahahahap! Nohohooo!” You arched your back while trying to pry his hands off of your sides.

“Ha! You lied! It isnt wise to lie to Spider-Man! TAKE THIS!” He said as he dug into yout stomach.

“AAAAAGH! TOM! TOOOM! Ahahah! noOOo!” You cried out.

“Who is Tom? I’m Peter!” Tom said with a smrik that you could not see.

“OKOK! PETER! STAHAHAP! Nahahaaa!” You laughed your head off, and his teasing didn’t help very much.

“Hey, what’s so funny? Did I miss a joke? Tell meee!” Tom said as he dug deeper into your belly.

“NAHAHAHA! STAHAP! IM GONNA DIHIHIHIE!” You fell into histerics.

“Hey! You didn’t answer my question! Why are you laughing?? Z? Hello?” He teased you, he knew exactly what he was doing.

“PEHEHETER! YOUHAHAHA! YOU’RE TIHIHICKLING MEHEHEEE!” You screamed hoping he would stop, but you also didn’t.

“Ooooh! So that’s why you are laughing, huh? Didn’t take you for the type to be ticklish, Z!” Tom teased as the live was filled with laughing emojis and comments about your cute laugh.

“TOHOHO- I MEAN PEHETER! STAHAP! IHI CAHAHAN’T TAKE IHIT!” You were being pushed to your limit and Tom felt that, he started slowing down but not stopping completely.

Someone entered the live.. it was Robert Downey Jr.

Tom looked over at the live while he was still attacking your ribs, and saw Robert’s comment.

Robert wrote: “Hey, Y/N! You should’ve come with us! Regret it yet? Anyways.. were coming to save you.”

Tom read the comment and let go, “No, wait! You what? Robert!” he scrolled through the lives comments.

You were finally free and you could finally breathe. “Ehehh.. huff..”.

The comments were filled with “OOO!”, “You better run, Spider-man! Iron man is gonna get ya!”, and “OOOOH!”’s.

You sat up and looked over to Tom, when u saw his face in the camera you couldnt help but laugh. “Haha! what happened now??” You saw the You better run comment and realized.

“Hey, no! Y/N help me! He’s gonna actually kill me!” Tom looked over to you.

“Well.. i sujest-” KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

“Come in!” You said with a laugh, Tom looked at you like you had just stabbed him.

“Heyyy! Y/N, you alive?” Robert and Chris entered your trailer.

“Yeheah! I couldn’t say the same for Tom tho!” You said while turning to Tom who just looked confused and scared at the same time.

Tom was still live, you grabbed the phone from the table and turned the camera, you knew what was going to happen.

“Hey... uhm- I have to go..” Tom said while slowly standing up.

“no can’t do, sorry kid.” Robert said as he grabbed Tom and tackled him to the ground.

“HEY HEY HEY! NOO! Rohobert!! Plehease don’t!” Tom said trying to fight back.

Chris just sat next to you and enjoyed the scene that was about to play out.

“Kid, i’m not even touching you yet!” Robert laughed.

“Whyhy are you talking like Stahark?” Tom said giggling.

“what do you mean? Peter? Are you alright?” Robert said in a sarcastic tone.

“Noho doHONHAHAHAA! ROHOBEHEHERTTT! NAHAHAHA!” Tom broke out in laughter for his fans to see.

Robert dug into his belly, that was one of his worst spots.

“Who’s Robert? I’m Iron Man!” Robert laughed to himself as he quoted the same thing Tom said to you.

Rest of the 10 minutes were filled with Spider-Man’s laughter, as Iron Man wrecked him. Captain America and Z watched the scene with amusement.

After sometime had passed and it was time to go to lseep, you opened Instagram and saw that a lot of people had tagged you and Tom in videos of you getting tickled.

You smiled and went to sleep.

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I hope you enjoyed the fic! I tried really hard to not make any mistakes, but theres probably a shit ton LMAO- That was it for now! I’ll be writing new fics as often as i can! Hope you liked it!

[metamelonisle]

Some time after Dark Meta Knight realized that Kirby took the Star Power he had been hiding and took it very badly... BANDANA WADDLE DEE: (thinking) Huh, that’s odd. I don’t feel anything anymore. Wonder if we lost him?

(Dark Meta Knight dashes past BWD and stops in midair. His eyes are bloodshot as they have gone crazy from his blind rage.)

DAMETA: (delirious) I am here for it...

BWD: (scared) For what?

DAMETA: Star... Power. I... need... that Star Power. Give it to me. The one you took. I need my wish...

BWD: Are... you OK?

GHOST VUL: I think your rage broke, Dameta.

DAMETA: SHUT UP, GHOST OF VUL!!!

BWD: What was that?

DAMETA: I'M NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU, VUL!

GHOST VUL: (more amused than anything else) Ayyyyy.

BWD: Who are you talking to?

DAMETA: Star Power! Hand now, please.

BWD: Um, I don't... really... have it.

(a blood vessel bursts in Dameta's right eye, making it turn red)

DAMETA: No...

BWD: What..?

DAMETA: (right eye starts dripping blood) Noo...

BWD: Uh...

DAMETA: (slowly starts approaching BWD; both eyes now bloodshot red) Noooo...

BWD: (whimpers in fear)

(Dameta continues approaching BWD, then suddenly feels Computer Virus powering up Kirby and snaps out of it)

DAMETA: Huh, wait, what? Where am I? (to BWD) Why are you here? Where's Vul?

BWD: Didn't you kill him?

DAMETA: Yes. Of course I did. He's dead... forever.

BWD: So, uh....

DAMETA: Where's that immense power coming from?

BWD: (quickly) Oh, that's probably Kirby over by the Fountain of Dreams where the creator of the fountain is, you know, the one who can unlock your potential by basically leveling you up in real life-- Oh, God, I cannot shut up when I am scared...

DAMETA: Interesting. I'm gonna pay him a... What do you call it?

BWD: A visit?

DAMETA: Beating! That's it. I'm gonna go pay him a beating.

BWD: Aww! Crapbaskets.

[remmushound]

Beyond the Bay Chapter 12 - Hidden City

Summary: The turtles go off in search of a new rift in the Hidden City

Tags: @brightlotusmoon @selfindulgenz @digitl-art-monstr @ilo-artistry

Leo hated every part of this. The sun was up, so they should be down, and out of sight. He had known his counterparts long enough to know how loose they often played with the rules his family followed so diligently, but to take to the streets under the danger of daylight for something that could easily wait for the blanket of night was absurd! In his two decades of life, Leo could count the amount of daylight explorations he had taken on two hands; the risk was hardly ever worth it. Despite the prickling insecurities inside him, Leo pushed himself onward to follow Raphael’s lead. This city was so familiar, yet so foreign at the same time. So easy to get lost in. Leo found himself picking out familiar buildings to assure that this place was still New York, even in this toony world so colorful that he could almost believe a pallet of paint had been spilled over it. This was New York and New York would always be home, even if home was a whole dimension away.

Raphael’s guidance brought the group of anxious turtles to an alleyway. They dropped down from above; Leo felt a shutter go through his body, a cold chill seizing his senses and stealing away his breath as he passed through something that seemed almost… green. The sudden shock made him stutter, his balance unsteady enough to knock over a trash can upon landing. With a clutter and a clang the silver bin fell and rolled, several more loud crashes sounding off each time it hit something. The eyes of Donnie and Raph turned to the shock-stricken Leo, who could only stare with his wide, cerulean eyes. The people walking past in the streets to either side, just feet away from what they’d see as monsters, didn’t stopped. Leo let himself breathe and the three brothers, muscles still tensed and ready to hide at the slightest sign of trouble, moved back into a tight formation around their younger counterparts.

“What are we doing here?” Leo couldn’t contain it anymore and he had to ask. His voice was a low whisper. “We could be seen!”

“Relax.” Leonardo laughed, and his voice wasn’t at all soft. He was met with three sets of shhhhh from the Splintersons, but laughed each of them off, “This alleyway has a mystic shimmer. We can see them.” He cleared his throat, “BUT THEY CAN’T SEE OR HEAR US!”

True to his word, the people in the street kept on their way as if the turtles didn't even exist. So that was what Leo felt! What had made him stumble!  The cautious tension in Donnie was immediately replaced by heart-fluttering curiosity. He couldn’t resist a high-pitched whistle, striding away from the group before Leo could say a word to stop him; he went as close as he dared to the end of the alleyway, waving and laughing and calling out to the streets with, to his utter joy, no response.

“This is so cool this is so cool this is so cool!” Donnie’s voice got higher with each repeat, flapping his wrists, “W-what is it, some type of four-lensed blind spot? O-or something using metamaterials or—?”

“Noooo, it’s mystic.” Leonardo said, and with a snap of his fingers Michelangelo perked up. He removed a small item that had been hidden in the rainbow pouch around his neck, the artifact attached to him by a slim golden collar; it was almost like a keychain he hung around his neck. “And so is this.”

Leo eyed the little trinket curiously; in shape, it was similar to Donatello’s gift, except with greens and golds instead of orange and reds. He could have mistaken it for an oddly colored compass with kanji if he hadn’t seen that familiar, lop-sided M in the middle. The compass itself was pointing directly at the wall, glowing the most vibrant neon and pulsing slightly. Leo could feel the energy radiating.

With a hand as steady as a seasoned artist, Michelangelo traced the trinket across the wall using the M as a guiding map. Before the astonished eyes of the Splinterson brothers, the compass left what looked almost like a trail of paint in its wake, except it didn't drip, and when Michelangelo had completed his work it began to glow. It was green at first, then shifted into a soft baby blue, and then into white as the faux paint finally started to drip and melt into a doorway. Leo felt an immediate draw toward it, like the force that would try to lasso them into Leonardo’s rift except not as strong. Raph gave a simple hiss in response, pulling back and shaking his head while Donnie did the exact opposite, reaching for the rift as if it were the most precious treasure. 

“I thought only your Leo could make rifts…” Leo said.

“Pretty cool, huh?” Leonardo asked, dancing over to stand proud at Leo’s side, “Portals are the only way into the Hidden City!”

“Hidden City?” Raph breathed through his teeth, eyes still fixed on the rift.

“Yeah!” Raphael said unhelpfully, “You three should stay close to us; the mystic types can be pretty jarring for first timers.”

Raph started to say, “I think I can handle them” before he felt a gentle tug at his hand. Raph looked to see Michelangelo holding his hand, resting his full weight against Raphael’s arm without the older mutant so much as flinching. Michelangelo’s eyes were wide, the colors flowing in them like a warm sunset as he beamed up at his friend.

“Don’t be scared, Raphie! You can hold my hand if you want to!”

“Uh…” Looking down at this tiny, vibrant young shinobi that barely came up to his stomach in height, Raph couldn’t say anything except, “Y-yeah, sure. Thanks kid…”

Michelangelo have a happy giggle and wiggled his joy. He snatched Donnie with his other hand before the tallest box turtle could get very far.

“You can hold my hand too, Donna!”

“Donna?” Raph breathed through his nose, then laughed, “Hell yeah. Down with the patriarchy.”

Donnie, upon being grabbed by Michelangelo, had much the same reaction as Raph. He didn't know what to do, and then he fell to soft adoration as he realized he would do anything for this kid.

“Thanks Mike.”

“Can I hold your hand too?” Leo asked brightly

Michelangelo’s expression flattened. “Only got two hands, Leon.”

Donatello cleared his throat and stepped forward to motion the first group through the rift. “Please keep your hands and feet inside the mystic rift until the ride has ended, keep all personals close as we will not be liable for any limbs or items that may turn up missing. Keep your shells on, your heads low, and watch out for portal jackers as we take this small voyage to Run-Of-The-Mill pizza.”

With that, Michelangelo and the two other box turtles that had to crouch to be able to hold his hand went through the rift without fear. Leo, his mouth still hanging open, turned to look at Raphael, who could only shrug before going through the rift himself. 

“Lady’s first~” Leonardo gave what could have resembled a polite bow if not for the mocking tone, motioning Leo through first.

Leo sucked in a breath, shaking the nervous jitters like water off a duck's back before he stepped through. The pull was very much so like the rift he and his family had taken to wind up in this world to begin with, except less painful. When he opened his eyes again he was standing in… a restaurant?

The smell of cumin and Chili filled the air. The feeling of the polished floor under Leo’s feet was unlike anything he had ever felt before. Like ice, except not cold; soft, but hard at the same time if that was possible. His eyes adjusted to the darkness of the building and more details were quick to come to him; wooden booths with dark brown cushions and tables clean enough to shine under the candlelight that filled the restaurant; the candles, it seemed, were held up by nothing at all! They were shaped almost like they were living; Leo thought it nothing more than a cool design before he realized they actually were living! Living candles with curves and form almost like human women, their hair the flaming candle wicks and the bottom of their shafts flowing out like a ball gown! Closer still and Leo could even begin to make out tiny, detailed faces!

“You want your normal seats I presume?” 

Leo blinked and shook his head as the familiar voice brought him back down to earth. Though he hadn’t seen Hueso in just over two years, the skeleton man had hardly changed at all. The calaca’s white pupils danced across the group with a curious hum.

“And shall I double your usual then?” Hueso queried.

“Bone man!” Leonardo explained, scooping Hueso up in a hug before the older yokai could make his escape. “Good to see ya!”

“Wish I could say the same.” Hueso grumbled, then added bitterly, “Problem child…”

“And that’s why you love me!” Leonardo blew a kiss, “Now Hueso, you remember the other us’s, right?”

“Unfortunately, it’s a pleasure to remake your acquaintance.”

Hueso was met with three half-hearted mutters of greeting; none of the Splintersons were even looking at him! Why would they when there were so many different creatures to see? In most every booth and table and barstool were mutants out of a fantasy book; beings even Donnie couldn’t single out as anything familiar! Some of them had characteristics that could have been compared to more natural animals— tentacles and fangs and frills. Creatures as big as an elephant or small as a shrew, with varying table sizes to accommodate all in between.

“Hey, listen bone man.” Leonardo tried to whisk Hueso away for a private conversation, but Hueso ducked to avoid the fate. His eyes and Leonardo’s were locked until Leonardo backed down, “We need a favor.”

“Don’t you always?” Hueso asked, “Seems every time you come to pay a visit it is for your own gain.”

“What? Noooo! Me? Noo!” Leonardo scoffed, waving a dismissive hand and laughing before quickly giving up the ruse, “It’s important this time. We need to find a yokai who sells decent rifts at an affordable price, and we need it like yesterday if we want to get these boys home.”

Hueso hummed, bringing his fingers to his mouth as he considered. “Define affordable.”

“Somewhere in the price range of… eight hundred US dollars or nine thousand Japanese yen.” Donatello said.

Hueso hissed through his teeth. “You won’t get any that cheap. Cheapest I know of would be Monroe, but quality rifters at his place run upward to three million pesos.”

Donatello took out his phone and ran some quick calculations. “Okay guess we’re not eating this month.”

“Wish I could be of more help pepino.” Hueso said, turning to leave while he was still talking, “I’ll go get you directions to Monroe.”

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“This looks like the place…” Donatello said, and he indicated a small sliver of alleyway squeezed between two tall buildings.

“Doesn’t look like much.” Raph huffed; Michelangelo still had a tight hold on his and Donnie’s hands for support.

“But it is discrete though.” Donnie pointed out; his mind was still wandering, trying its best to soak up the tangled stimuli from the buildings and the mutants that looked almost like something out of a cartoon! Like a child had drawn these characters and these structures and planted them together in a bright, yet disorienting, array of flashing colors. “I’d hate to be an epileptic in this place…”

“Are we… gonna be able to fit through there?” Leo asked, his question directed toward Leonardo.

Leonardo flashed Leo a warning glare before saying, “Raph, are you and the guys gonna be able to fit?”

Raphael gave a low whine. His beak crinkled in concentration as his first idea was to simply walk forward, which proved him too wide. Then he huffed and turned sideways, but was still too bulky. It seemed Raphael ran out of ideas, so Donatello cleared his throat.

“If I could direct everyone’s attention slightly upwaaaard~”

Following his motion, they found what could have resembled a bell hanging above the alleyway. It looked as if it were made of slime with little chunks of something floating inside. Raph cringed at the sight of it, but Raphael gave a far too curious ooo and reached to touch it. Leonardo quickly stepped between Raphael and the slime-bell.

“No no no no, no no. No.” Leonardo said, forcing Raphael back, “Bad Raph.”

“I wasn’t gonna eat it.” Raphael pouted.

Leonardo narrowed his eyes. Raphael stuck out his bottom lip and tapped his fingers. 

“Okay I was gonna eat it. You can ring it.”

“Eh… not sure if I want to…” Despite his words, Leonardo reached up and took the slimy rope of the bell, a texture not unlike a worm, and yanked on it. Instead of ringing, it gave off a sound like a foghorn blowing that made every turtle cover their ears, though Leonardo removed his hands from his head just as quickly when he realized it was still covered in slime. “Ew ew ew ew—“

There was a pop and they were swallowed by a slimy, green bubble. What followed was mixed reactions of terror and disgust as they moved into a tighter group, shell to shell with the bigger ones surrounding the smaller. The bubble lifted then off their feet and through the wall like they had no matter at all, carried past the narrow door and lowered to the ground on the other side before the slime bubble popped and left them confused and disgruntled.

“What is this place?” Donnie was the first to separate from the group to look around. The space around them was not unlike an auction house, filled with all sorts of items on display. They filled shelf after shelf after shelf, placed around with no true order. Looking up would reveal several more floors, all just as filled with artifacts and creatures for purchase, with a convenient opening through the middle of each floor.

“Looks like some sort of witchy auction place…” Raph commented. Not to be outdone by his younger brother, Raph separated and started to investigate the place for himself, “How does a grimy grifter get a place like this?”

“Wait a minute…” Leonardo frowned as he looked around, “Wait— I know this place.”

Raph picked up a gem-encrusted chalice, turning it around curiously. “Huh. Fancy.”

“Raph, don’t touch anything.” Leo groaned.

“What?” Raph scoffed, “Guess you don’t want me to do this either, huh?”

He began to juggle the chalice with surprising style.

“Raph, stop that!” Leo tried to intervene, but that only seemed to egg Raph on. He danced out of Leo’s reach, laughing as he pretended to drop the decor before catching it at the last second, “I’m serious!”

Raph only laughed. At least, he was laughing until he actually did drop it— right on the head of a small, purple yokai who had been observing the scene, as still as one of his statues. Raph swore, trying to recover the drop but it was too late. It sank into the yokai’s head as if he were made of pure gelatin, and they could still see the gold through the flesh and skin. The purple yokai blinked, and Raph screamed.

The purple yokai’s skin shifted into flowing rings of yellow and orange that forced the chalice up and out of his head, into his hand. He didn't look like much— something akin to a slug if anything— with a soft beak and a snaggle tooth like Raphael’s only smaller. He breathed onto the chalice and wiped it off with his sleeve before placing it back on the shelf.

“Please don’t touch.”

“YOU!” Leonardo pointed accusingly, “You’re that slug guy who sold me wallet-stealing hair! You’re Monroe?!”

“That’s a talking slug—” Raph withdrew back into the crowd of his brothers, eyes wide. 

Donnie gasped, pulling his goggles down over his eyes and advancing as quickly as Raph had retreated. The slug drew into himself, his entire body constricting like a squeezed stress ball. Leo visibly cringed, while Raphael and his brothers didn't seem all that bothered beyond a few yawns or comforting pats for Raph.

“This is incredible— there’s compounds in him that fail to be isolated or traced!” Donnie picked up one of the slugs arms to investigate every inch of him. “He doesn’t even seem to be carbon based at all; there’s elements I can’t even identify— what…?” Donnie pulled up his goggles as the astonishment gave way to a confused frown, “Is— is he a mutant?”

“No.” Donatello scoffed.

That was met with three very confused box turtles casting side glances. 

“Are… are any of them mutants?” Leo asked.

Leonardo laughed, “What? You though every yokai in the Hidden City was mutated by Draxum and his army of mutant mosquitoes? Ha! W-what dumb idiots would think that?” Leonardo was visibly sweating.

“Not these dumb idiots, that’s for sure.” Donatello tried to brush past, scratching his neck.

“W-wait, so none’a them guys we passed were mutants?” Raph asked, pointing back at the door.

“Well, some of them might have been, but the majority? No; they’re yokai and cryptids.”

“Yokai…” Donnie breathed, and that astonished look returned to his face as he continued to circle Monroe, “They exist in your world? Oh my kama this just keeps getting better—“

“Don.” Raph whistled as if Donnie was a dog, “Buy first, geek later.”

Monroe’s eyes lit up at that and he pulled himself away from Donnie to give a polite bow to the rest of the group. “If sales you wants, sales I’s gots! I gots artifacts from all around the world, from the tombs of Giza to the ancient Amazons. If you needs it, I gots it!”

“Great!” Raphael clapped. “Cause we need a high quality rifter.”

Monroe sank into himself. “Not that’s I don’t gots…”

A visible vein twitched in Leo. “What?”

“I solds out…” He frowned, tapping his nubby hands together.

“WHEN?”

“Like ten minutes ago, don’t yell at me.” The slug quivered, his eyes like saucers.

Leonardo sucked in a slow, deep breath, “Who bought them, Monroe?”

“Oh, an andoroido with a nice voice ands such manners. He’s having buying all my rifters. He’s very rich.”

“All of them?” Raphael whimpered, “Y-you don’t even got a… a small busted one in the back?”

Monroe shook his head. “Not one! He was be very insistent he gets alls of them. But I do has a very special hover pod with your name witten all over it if you—“

“Not interested.” Leonardo quickly dismissed, pulling on his face in his frustration, “Great. We— we’ll find somewhere else to look.”

“But I is to be assuring you that no other shop has rifters worth your while…” Monroe said.

“That's what every illegal rifter peddler would say!”

“Not this illegal rifter peddler, I swearing it to you!”

“And I swear I’ll bust your teeth in if you’re lying…” Leonardo seized Monroe by the collar and lifted him up.

“Leo.” Raphael was quick to correct. His eyes met Leonardo’s for just a moment. That was all it took for Leonardo to relent and release the Yokai. Raphael made a quick point to help Monroe fix his shirt. “Sorry ‘bout that. If you happen to find a rifter you missed, could you give us a call?”

Without having to be asked, Donatello had already written up his phone number and placed it in Monroe’s hand.

“You wouldn’t happen to have any more contacts, do you Don?”

Donatello took a long, slow breath. “I’ll see what I can find.”

[multifanficss]

Emergency Room (BTS X READER)- 24

A/N: Hey everyone, I hope you are all well! Here is part 24 and excuse me for the late updates. I will try my very best to finish this book as soon as possible. I really hope you enjoy it!! P.S. I will be revising this one, needs more work still!!

TW: Shooting, mentions of weapons, blood. etc. 

December 15

Y/n's POV:

Taehyung and I have been engaged for about 5 months now. Everything has been going smoothly and our wedding should be taking place in May of next year. The boys have been very supportive throughout this whole process. Park Hana along with B/F/N  are our wedding planners and which has been great. They have been doing an excellent job and I couldn't be happier. Today was an exciting day for the both of us as are going to be doing a cake tasting and will be able to see our finished invitations for the first time. Taehyung and I are currently filling out charts but for some reason, I haven't been able to concentrate on them. I have been having this weird feeling all morning and it hasn't been able to go away.  Suddenly I heard my name being called out and I realized my mind went blank. I snapped out of it and saw Taehyung looking at me oddly. "Hey,? Are you okay? You seem off? " he said concerned. "Yeah, I was just thinking," I said and smiled at him. He nodded and was about to leave when he remembered, "I have to go but don't be late to the cake tasting. It's at 1 pm in the board room." he said, kissed my forehead, and left to attend patients. I was about to go on about finishing charts when I was being paged to the ICU. I then left to go see what was going on.

Once I reached the intensive care unit, I saw Dr. Kim Seokjin and Dr. Jung waiting and discussing. "Hey, you paged?" I asked both of them. They nodded, "We need you to help us on this case since the resident who was assigned called in sick." Hoseok said. "Yeah sure, what is the case," I Said as Taemin had just left the room and went towards the three of us. "Taemin present," Seokjin said. "Alex Sanchez, 20 years old, post-op from heart surgery, has severe third-degree burns on arms and stomach that have been treated but Dr. Kim Seokjin will go in to see the further damage. It is highly possible he could have internal injuries due to his fall." Taemin said. "He was in a huge fire and the floor just collapsed. luckily, they were able to get in out right in time." Hoseok said. "So, You and I will go in and Dr.Jung will monitor to make sure he is stable throughout the whole surgery." Dr.Kim said. I nodded, "Taemin, Begin to prep him for the O.R. we will see you there." Dr.Jung said. He nodded and we all left to go scrub in.

end of Y/N's POV

Third-person POV

*Trigger warning: I added once more due to sensitive topic*

As y/n began to scrub in, someone had entered the hospital seeking revenge. They walked in full of rage and hate. They walked around the hospital trying their best to blend in with the crowd but somehow it was not possible. "Hey, Can I help you?" an intern walked up to them and asked. "Where is Dr. L/N, Dr.Kim Taehyung, or Dr.Park Jimin?" they asked. "I am sorry, but why are you looking for them?" the intern said. The person took off their mask and hood and the intern looked surprised, "Alice?! What are you-?!" the intern said before they were shot in the abdomen. They fell and were about to get up when they have shot again. This time in in the liver which caused them to bleed out even more. Alice leaned down and said "should've just told me. Now look,..... Pathetic." she said and walked. However, People began to run out of the building and Lockdown had begun as the presence of a shooter had become known.

After she had shot some, she had stopped since the building was practically empty. The only people in the building who remained were Dr. Kim Seokjin, Dr.Jung Hoseok, Dr.L/N, Dr. Park Jimin, Dr.Min Yoongi, and Dr.Kim Taehyung. Dr.Kim Namjoon, Dr. BFN, Dr. Park Hana, and Dr.Jeon were all outside waiting to hear any news about their friends. Those who remained inside had no clue of what was going on as they were in surgery. After an hour or so of searching, Alice realized that they were not anywhere in the office. She realized they would be in the O.R. and sure enough, she read the O.R. and began to analyze. She went straight to the O.R. where Y/N had been. Once she stepped in she saw only Dr. Jung and Dr.Kim Seokjin. "Alice, what are you doing here?" Dr. Jung had asked. "Where is Dr. L/N?!" She said as she pointed her weapon at them both. "Alice, calm down," he said. "Calm down, how would you feel if you had all your hopes and dreams crushed by one person," she said as she walked near them. "Wouldn't you be mad, angry, and seek revenge?" she said smirking. "You wouldn't understand," she said and shot Dr.Jung in the leg. "Now tell me, where is she?!" He didn't say anything. "She just left, I don't know." Dr.Kim Seokjin said. She scoffed and left to look for them. Dr. Seokjin helps Hoseok quickly so he wouldn't bleed out.

She looked back at the O.R.  board and saw that Dr. Park Jimin and Dr. Kim Taehyung had both finished their surgeries, she knew exactly where the three of them would be. She got to the chief's hallway and saw the three of them get out of the elevator. However, once she saw Taehyung and Y/N holding hands, she got even more upset and walked straight towards them. The three doctors looked confused. "What are you doing here?" Jimin asked her. "Seeking revenge, I told you I would," she said and smirked. She pulled out her weapon and pointed it directly at Y/N. "You stole everything from me. Now I'll take it from you," she said and shot Taehyung. "NOOOO!!" y/n yelled before she was also shot. Before Jimin was attacked the cops had attacked her on the floor and she was taken into custody right away. "Tae..." y/n said softly. she heard no response. Jimin was helping but he was bleeding a lot. Min Yoongi had just gotten there and saw them on the floor. "Y/n?!" he said and ran towards her. "Noo, help Tae please help him," she said as she was covering a piece of cloth on her shoulder.  Yoongi went to taehyung and saw that he was breathing slowly. Luckily, Namjoon, the chief, and Jungkook were allowed back in. The chief saw and told Jungkook and Namjoon to get two gurneys. "Taehyung, can you hear me,?" the chief asked. He slowly nodded. "Where's?...." was all he could say before the pain began to get worse. "Y/N's right here. How is she Yoongi?" Yoongi was with her and examining. “there is an entry wound no exit wound. How about Taehyung,?" " Entry and exit." That's when y/n began to seize. "Jimin help me put her on her side. we need to take her to the O.R. quickly," he said. "Quickly both of them. Now" The chief said.

end of 24

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the lesbian himbo solidarity post

okay so. basically this dude named max was in my anatomy class and we sat next to each other for the whole year so we had No Choice but to vibe

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so he’s a Large football jock and i’m smol. we were both seniors tho and there were only three seniors in that class so we bonded over that. so he looks,, really scary tbh. like. ya know. the Exact type of person who would bully you and call you slurs. so i was like “oh god oh god oh god” every class bc i was like “this is it, this is the day i Die by his hand”

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the first time we really vibed was when i came from culinary one friday bc i had culinary right before anatomy. and i had Cookies. a lot of them. and i had them in a little brown paper bag sitting right in the corner of my desk just bc like why not. cue max rolling up to class, throwing his stuff down and coming up Right Next To Me and Intensely eyeing the bag before going “hey jc, whatcha got there”. and i went “...cookies from my culinary class” and he just “👀👀” so i go “do you,, do you want one?”.  g r a b s  the bag while yelling “HELL YEAH” and really excitedly just eats a cookie and i just go “you can,, you can just take the bag if you want”. he obviously took the bag. we were Bros from that day on

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i was Notorious for being the Class Nerd bc i loved anatomy and i had over 100% in the class. he was Not as into anatomy and just wanted to vibe and i feel that bc i had a class like that too, so i just gave him my notes and warm up answers to copy bc i’m Like That. we had like,, a system in place, so he would tell jokes or just say random shit and i’d kinda laugh and vibe while taking notes

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one time i was kinda tired and staring off into space and he rolled up to class and goes “jcccc why are you saaaad :((” and i was like “i,, i’m not???” and he was like super confident that i was Going Through It and was like “you can’t lie to me, i already saw that sad face” i’m like “you mean my Normal Face???”. but so while i was taking notes that day, he leaned over and drew a lil happy face on my packet, so i looked over and smiled at him. aND NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER, he leans back over and turns it into a dick. and i go “b r o  i gotta turn this shit in i’m gonna get in trouble?????” and he Panicked on my behalf, Stood Up in his seat,  Y E L L S  to the teacher “SIR, I DREW A  M A L E  G E N I T A L I A  ON JC’S NOTES, IT’S NOT HER FAULT”. teacher just Looks over at us, blinks, goes back to his lecture. my face is Red, max turns to me,  w i n k s, and goes “i gochu”

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so my group Abandoned Me one day for a lab bc neither of them were there and i rolled up to the teacher like “k i’ll be Stabbing A Brain alone today” and my teacher’s like “but??? you need to Poke A Brain With A Group” and i go “but i have None Friends and my group mates aren’t here”. so max heard this whole interaction go down and is like “jc i Cannot Believe, you’re gonna group with us”. drags me over to some other people who sit near us that i anxiously vibe with, who had apparently been struggling to stab the labels into the brain for like seven minutes before i rolled up. max goes “okay guys jc’s in our group”. everyone’s hype. i labeled it, filled out the sheet, let everyone copy it, and all of us vibed for like half an hour

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he was struggling to label to bones in the body for our warm up. two minutes in he goes “damn i know like,, four of these. jc how many do you know”, looks over at my worksheet, his eyes pop out of his damn skull. “JC ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS”. holds up my worksheet that’s completely filled out, points aggressively at it while looking at our teacher, “ARE YOU SEEIN THIS SHIT???”

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straight up asked if i was a mom one time bc he said i give off “mom vibes”. his response to me not wanting kids was “really??? i want like six”. appreciated me saying “oh, well i want a career” a little too much bc he couldn’t stop laughing

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a regular occurrence was me finishing a worksheet really fast and standing to turn it in, then max going “sit your ass back down, i needa see that” followed by “bro i appreciate you actually letting me copy your shit but Please write neater”. his handwriting was worse than mine and he could read my writing but he likes to Complain

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another Regular Occurrence was me finishing a test in about five minutes followed by him yelling “JC ARE YOU  F U C K I N G  KIDDING ME”

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i’d bring food from culinary a lot and he’d just go “👀” and i would just give it to him and he’d be so excited and go “jc you’re the best” while proceeding to shove a cupcake down his face or whatever else it was i brought while  M O A N I N G

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he asked me one time why i’m so nervous around him, and he was probably expecting me to say some shit like “oh nooo i’m not i’m just Shy tm” but i Instantly responded with “bc you look like you’re gonna call me a slur in the 7/11″ and he was so genuinely upset and he goes “noooo jc D: i’m not a baseball boy” and i Died

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some dude smacked him on the back of his head and he goes “OW MY-” looks at me, “hey jc, what’s the back of the head called again?” and i go “the occipital” and he’s like “great, thanks”, turns around again to the other dude, “MY  O C C I P I T A L”

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“jc have you ever been depressed” “max i have depression” “sick, you should listen to this band”

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he slowly tried to put something on my desk and i was still adjusting to “okay not everyone is gonna hit me” and thought he was trying to do like a fistbump or something. and he goes “oh no i wasn’t-” and i’m like “oKaY yEaH iT’S fiNe”, he puts whatever lil eraser on my desk then goes “NO NO, GIVE ME SOME JC” and fistbumped me but it still Haunts Me bc he Was Not Trying To Do That

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“i’m gonna go as a cop for halloween” “...okay max” “all i have to do is wear a wifebeater shirt” “i-” “because. because ya know. cops beat their wives”

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asked what kind of music i listen to once, and i went “uh,, it depends” he goes “what are you listening to now??” aND I HAD TO GO “um,, bruises and bitemarks” and he screeched bc whatever he was expecting from the shy quiet girl who sits next to him, it was Not That

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so i wasn’t sure how to like,, come out but i have a bunch of gay pins on my backpack so i didn’t know if he knew or not. but then one time he just starts asking the people around him if they would kiss/date someone of the same gender. so i go “i mean,, yeah” and he goes “wait really” and i was Scared tm bc oh god here it comes. i go “yeah” he goes “full gay or like bi” and i was like “full,, full gay. i’m a lesbian” and he’s like “BROOOO THAT’S SICK :D” and he was so genuinely excited that i like girls

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ever since he found out that i’m a lesbian, he would move his desk reeeeaaally close to mine to show me pictures of girls and be like “hey hey what do you think of her”, trying to invite me to parties so he could set me up with someone, attempting to be my wingman

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he constantly shoved one of his earbuds into my ear so i could bop to his music with him. set his phone on my desk a few times so i could choose something and i go “oh no, i have garbage taste in music” and he goes “well i don’t, that’s why you’re choosing from my playlist” and i just Sat there like “wow okay but also that’s valid”. he shockingly had a few songs on there that i listen to, so we vibed to those. he listened to my playlists a couple times and he’d be like “most of these are either depressing, horny, or gay, and that sums you up pretty well” and i was Offended but he’s right

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“hey jc, what’s the bone that sounds like my name” “...maxilla???” “fuck yeah, there’s a bone named after me”

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asked me if i ever had a girlfriend before and i was like “n o  :((((” and he’s like “on god bro, you gonna get you some pussy”

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every time he’d see me out of class, he point at me and wave really aggressively and be like “HI JC :D” and i’d kinda wave back really shyly while watching him tell whoever he was with that we were bros. after a couple times, i asked him next class why he waved at me and he’s like “why wouldn’t i??” and i go “um. bc you’re pretty popular and well liked and nobody knows i exist and i’m pretty uncool????” and he deadass is like “J C  NOO YOU’RE REALLY COOL WYM PEOPLE LIKE YOU” and that’s how i found out that people actually knew me bc a bunch of the football guys i talked to in anatomy would point me out when they saw me bc they liked vibing with me so that was A Time. made sense why random people would like,, nod at me while walking by

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i brought cookies for my teachers and friends on valentine’s day and i gave max a couple and i was like “hey i’m giving these to all my friends so like here” and he just “jc you consider us friends???” and i thought he was gonna laugh at me and i just went “ah,,, yeah” and he was So Excited