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chocolate-quotes · 5 months ago

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the curse of lesbians is falling in love with your best friend and never getting over it

#im so tired actually #she texted me today after a year to show something we did when we were in high school #and i had a heart attack #quite literally #we haven’t been best friends for over 3 years #but the fucking feelings don't go away #lord help me #i am not your strongest soldier #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #tragic gays

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the-dragon-girl-27 · 1 year ago

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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

#fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #walrus #why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art #like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy #meme art #things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack #maybe #has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet #also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc)#also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory #i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings #fairy walrus #dragon draws creatures

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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 2 years ago

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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that?#anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

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dianucs · 1 month ago

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ºº|| Surely you’re my destiny || ºº

#my art #puella magi madoka magica #pmmm #madoka kaname #homura akemi #madohomu #I forgot I never posted this piece I did for my friends bday #they said they’ve never seen madohomu heart attack fanart so naturally I had to intervene with normal feelings #:D

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runawaymarbles · 3 months ago

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guess who just got exposed to WHOOPING COUGH!!!!!!! *jazz hands*

#I'm so angry #they told the guy that he had a really bad post-nasal drip #and that he wasn't contagious #and then sent him test results IN THE MAIL #I was sitting next to him for about half an hour last night while he convulsed because I was legitimately afraid #that he was going to keel over #or have a heart attack #i have never heard a person make the noises he was making #cannot express in mere words how much I do not want to go through what he was #unfortunately that means I was extremely exposed #anyway get your fucking vaccines jesus FUCKING christ #op #lore drop

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onemillionfurries · 3 days ago

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im so fucking tired

#lab notes #cat had a heart attack or some shit like an hour after we got home from visiting family #so we were at the emergency vet for like 4 hours #she's fine now all the tests we could afford came back normal #but im down 550 so like.#hey if anyone wants to commission me #thatd be great #idk i might make a gofundme or something to recoup some of the costs

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thatpunnyperson · 2 years ago

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According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die'#another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings'#also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special'#also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages #im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe #sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth #cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine #Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED #and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass #fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted #and he actually WAS able to rescue people #but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach #there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked #negligence all around #anyway #oceangate

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allieinarden · 1 year ago

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I think in the back of my mind I always thought Phineas and Ferb used the term “evil scientist” instead of the more classic “mad scientist” out of not wanting to stigmatize the mentally ill or something, but in retrospect, clearly it’s because the main characters are themselves mad scientists and Doofenshmirtz and his ilk only differ from them by being evil.

#Phineas and Ferb #I saw someone writing up “today’s” PnF episode and almost had a heart attack thinking they’d dropped the revival while I wasn’t looking #it was just an ongoing review series

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byjove · 6 months ago

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GIRL NOOOO. NOOOOOOOOO.

#odette #philomena #Philomena was flummoxed. she was like ‘are you seeing this shit’#de Odette got down she’s okay #i almost had a heart attack

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knockknockwhosthereartistism · 5 months ago

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This thing but it’s a Billford child

#gravity falls #book of bill #stanford pines #ford pines #bill cipher #billford #I fully believe if Bill was able to baby trap Ford he would’ve #furby cipher-pines #gender unknown #the Twitter image is so funny if I had a dog like that Ik I would have 8 heart attacks daily

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isjasz · 1 year ago

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[Day 258]

Ok how do I explain this one. Uh @iiiacs and I somehow made a chem lab AU so here are some doodles LMAOFJASKDJAWAK THEYRE SO SILLY

#dddaily4sherin #how do i even.#dd lab au #goodtimeswithscar #grian #ft gem and mumbo #desert duo #hermitblr #isdoodles #can you tell i havent had chem in a year #(all the bad practices are drawn on purpose tho :3)#shout out to chemists out there love you guys sorry for the heart attacks HJAHSJEHWJWHAJAJQJQ

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lilybug-02 · 7 months ago

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In short- the bugs of Hallownest did not take it well. Lots of screaming about "The end of the world" and "past sins coming back to haunt them". Elderbug almost had his second heart attack and basically every bug, other than the Pale King children and Quirrel, hid for several hours. (Zote likes to claim he was the first to make contact)

As for why Dewi's Dad is in Dirtmouth? Well, he wasn't very happy when his 11 year old son told him about going into a 'mysterious cave' to see his bug friends. Adult supervision and all that.

#Elderbug: “Guess I'll die”#Dewi is a lot less intimidating than his Dad. (Despite both looking like eldrich horrors to bugs) He's very gentle with his movements #Compared to his dad who has no idea how to handle bugs at all and is frankly terrified that they are crawling all over him #But man. Dewi idolizes his Dad so hard #The Old Stag is here and Also almost had a heart attack. But he likes Dewi and was curious enough to meet his Dad. <3 why not at this point #Hollow is not wanting to explain their first meeting with Dewi to his Dad. Despite being possessed by an evil moth she-demon.#hehe I loved drawing these guys. tho this took wayyyyy longer than it should have. Anatomy is HARD #dewi #dewi's adventures in Hollow Knight #my art #ask stuff

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thisisahyperfixationnow · 6 months ago

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Welcome back SmallEtho you have been missed

#trafficblr #wildlife #wild life #life series #life smp #grian #ethoslab #etho #smalletho #we will never leave the trenches I fear #actually paused grian’s ep to make this I was possessed #“little etho” I about had a heart attack #boat boys #the one duo to rule us all #also kudos to Etho for immediately joining up with god #(just for god to refuse to share the secrets but good try)#we expect nothing less from The Minecraft YouTuber (TM)#anyways everyone go watch the new series #ITS HERE BOYS

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tagerrkix · 1 year ago

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WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)