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oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK
#i was feeling awful#and i found my vodka#after i drank i realized i had felt like i had to drini#drink#I'm not in control am i#no no no#this is bad#I'm predisposed to addiction#fuck#I've made a huge mistake#my family was right#I can't be trusted with alcohol#i guess i just didn't know what to do#vent#cw addiction#cw alcohol#tw addiction#tw alcohol#tw alcoholism
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noire and lokha would get along! too much actually. its terrible
#and the world will turn to ash#noire#ffxiv#lo'kha sehnlla#wow i have never actually tagged lokha before here thats wild#not pictured: amelie knocking back three shots of vodka#hi im here to bail out lok-- uhm#hello. did you lose something#i... i kind of? lost... a person? a redhead? he was supposed to be in jail#have you checked the lost and found desk#the police at that desk are er. unconscious#hm thats unfortunate. im amelie. i too have misplaced my walking human rights violation#im...graha? hi? erm...
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Unusual combination? Definitely.
But after the RP @docalu is currently writing with me, I completely fell in love with the idea of Vodka being like a big brother to Sherry (and a sturdy chest to vent into after Gin - once again - confused the hell out of poor Sherry). Heavily dialogue-littered version under the cut.
#Detective Conan#Miyano Shiho#Haibara Ai#GinSherry#Detective Conan Sherry#Detective Conan Vodka#Uokka Saburo#Lucrecia's Art#oh whoops look what I found rotting in my drafts lmao#well whatever let's post that one too#big brother Vodka has become one of my favorite things
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JEREMY RENNER for SWEET GRASS VODKA | Sep 2023
#jeremy renner#photoshoot#sweet grass vodka#my edit#found the original HQ#IS PERFECT!#i will post more gifs soon
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goooood morning i feel incredible today
#bosslady told me to come in tmrw 🫡 i said OKAY BOSS 🫡🫡 SURE THING#IM GOING TO DO JACK FUCKING SHIT TODAY#IT HAS BEEN SUCHHHHH A STRESSFUL TWO WEEKS I AM SO GLAD THATS ALL OVER#at least for a few days. until inevitably the next horrifically stressful thing happens as is such with my life#but i am going to just bask in it today#$6 bottle of vodka will be secured i found $5 while i was cleaning and i have come change#i will eat garbage i do not care i need to get FUCKED UP! and i have a couple dollars ive been sitting on for ramen#i can ask my brother to get it in his grocery order tmrw#yippppeeeeeeeeeeee
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save me pink lemonade flavored alcohol save me
#shoutout to the pink lemonade vodka i only even found at the meijer by my school o7#you were $5 and tasted like straight citric acid and nothing will ever top it o7777777777777
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i am a top quality drunk bitch poster if i do say so myself even if i do reach drunk bitch state alarmingly easily. asking my tumblr followers where my phone is is top notch
#1 drop of alcohol and i’m telling everyone on the planet how i love and cherish them#i have had 3 glasses of wine and you would think i have been pounding vodka the way i’m acting#i found my phone btw. me and find my iphone are like this🫂
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Scenes from a walk: a squirrel chilling on a branch, some interesting moss and lichen and tree bark textures, and an empty pint of Fleischmann’s vodka.
(December 30)
#jessie lynn mcmains#photography#walking#my neighborhood#things i found on the ground#trash#squirrel#trees#moss#lichen#southeastern wisconsin#my photos#not pictured:#the empty bag of beef jerky which was near the vodka
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took my sister to the train station to catch the overnighter to sydney like the wonderful big sister i am 🤡 train was 2 hours late and now it’s 2:30am and i can’t sleep
#i’m making cocktail syrups with all the fruit in my freezer#i’ve done a mango one — gonna do like a mango/malibu/bacardi kinda sitch#daiquiri vibes but not just white rum bc it smells like petrol to me#currently making a raspberry/lime one bc i found two punnets of raspberries - added a couple of strawberries too bc why not#i have no particular plans for this one but maybe rum again or maybe like a spritz of some sort#i also have a bag of dragonfruit and i’m like 👀 nice different unusual#maybe a bit of lime with her too#i have some lime infused vodka so maybe like a vodka soda or vodka lemonade with some syrup#it’s work christmas party on friday and we’re doing pre’s at mine bc i live like two minutes from the event place 😌#host of the year trialling some cocktails with my besties before my family christmas party 😌😌
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I've decided to get back into photography!! I dug out my Nana's old digital camera, charged up the battery, and it's good to go :3 I have a 4GB storage card for it right now, but I can always get another one if this one runs out too fast.
I've been wanting to get back into photography for a couple years now, and I never had a reason not to. I was talking with my partner earlier and I decided right then that I was gonna go find the camera and try again :3
I might start posting my photos here!! It depends on how I feel about them. I don't want to post anything that might share my location, so I will have to be careful with what I post.
#i also found a ziplock bag full of tiny vodka bottles#and i also found 3 other old cameras!! one is the old film camera and one is a slightly more recent digital camera#i have no idea what the last one is. i didnt look too closely. i was trying to find a battery charge port.#but my nanas old camera still works and its so small and compact :3#it would also free up my phone storage since i use my phone camera so much#batty blogging#text
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the time was 5:35 am. we had just camped out at a bluegrass festival. the bakery wasn't open yet.
#this night was so fun#eyes' phone died at like 11:30 so he kept running over and asking to use my flashlight#and then running away to look for flowers he could arrange into little bouquets#he kept giving them to people we met#i kept calling him little moth#we were all tripping hard#i myself traded some vodka sodas i found on the ground for some shrooms#with this woman who i later found out tours with robert plant#very very fun#oh also i included pics of us bc they came out good#eyes looks so pretty in the middle#art#clover#clover art#telly tag#this is your captain speaking#comics#@eyes
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@yourlocalcorvidcryptid
y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
#i am SO glad im never gunna be 15 again#i wuld smoke weed in the park before every class#id also drink my fun morning cocktail of vodka and orange juice#this was damn near a daily occurrence#id like to shake my 15 year old self and tell them how absurd it is to be crossfaded at 7am on a tuesday#AND NO ONE EVER FOUND OUT???#NONE OF MY TEACHERS CULD EVER TELL I WAS OFF MY ASS WASTED#noteably i neither drink nor smoke anymore#anyways funniest thing is that in my friend group i wasnt even the worst (best?) at being 15
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me: hey [husband-in-law], you're a Mormon. can you like, absolve me of my sins tonight before I go to church tomorrow morning?
he: uh, no. I'm not god??? and you're not Mormon??
work bestie: you're gonna be HUNGOVER? in the house of the LORD??
me: um. yes?
her: amen, bitch.*high-fives me*
#corner's personals#dallas chronicles#i love work parties and drinking with work friends and taking so many fucking drink tickets LMAO#i had uhhhhhhh seven?? drinks?? two tequila sunrises three glasses of wine one vodka cranberry and one dirty shirley#the mormons gave away their drink tickets because they don't drink and then i found one and then my asst manager gave me like two more 🥴#anyway.
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I want vodka i want vodka i want vodka i want vodka i want vodka i want vodka
#my ham sandwish and these pickles i found in the fridge at work are turning my pussy out tbh#i brought grapes too but im like fuuuucccckkkk how can i eat grapes when all i crave is savoury savoury!!!!#i want lasagna! i want garlic toast! i want fried chicken! i want a burger! i want samosas! roast beef! steak!!! sushi! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i could hit the liqour store after work but...i was gonna do that yesterday but i was asked to stay late and it was closed when i was done#im just saying its unpredictable so maybe ill just go now#im off tomorrow so if i wanna stay up and drink vodka thats my choice...#fuck
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Had a momence at the store where I brought up that I thought a certain item was a lower price and followed the cashier to check and he showed me that the price was per 100g and I'm trying not to beat myself up abt it.
#i wasn't angry and i didn't take a tone#he was completely neutral! its fine! he doesn't want me dead im not the worst person on earth!#my anxiety is thru the roof lately goddddd#gotta think of good things rn#im having a big plate of penne with vodka sauce and a glass of wine#i found birthday cake baileys at the liquor store so im gunna have that while having a bubble bath later#and im finishing the wine with appetizers and charcuterie type stuff for dinner tomorrow while i warch movies!#andddd i got 4 days off work!#its fine!!! its all good!!!#personable
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Oh man I sure have not taken a shot in years, huh
#found a mini bottle of smirnoff while cleaning my bedside table/alter#so i poured some for hestia bc she gets first sip#i poured some for hermes bc he's been pinging me#and i just downed the rest and WHOO vodka amiright#christina.txt#baby pagan adventures
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