🥩28♓genderfluid,bi, mixed race (canadian and carribean 🇨🇦🇬🇾) my name saturn and i am slime🥩
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it sounds stupid but nobody talks about how many years of joyful swimming transphobia and dysphoria take away from you
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Partied hard this weekend....had a great time!....im feeling so lazy right now tho lol.....i should get up and put away my laundry....i should rotate the washer and dryer too....and i should get up and cook....i even know what i want to make....i just....want to laze around a bit longer...........bleehhh...
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can i unironically have sex with you
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(depeche mode voice) your own. personal. pizza
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thats what rebels say
the aesthetic of maga goofs is so dang weird. they see themselves as anti-establishment 'dont tread on me' folks but now theyre all 'THE MAINSTREAM GOVERNMENT IS SO COOL I LOVE AUTHORITY' so weird seeing these people who liked to pretend they were rebels making big government their whole personality
maybe weird is the wrong word because well OF COURSE this is what they do, they dont actually mean any of the things they say so there is no point in even mentioning hypocracy, but its just astonishing to watch folks be like 'IM A REBEL OUTSIDER AND THE PRESIDENT IS COOL AS HECK'
a goof like kid rock is actually going to be trying to tell folks for the next four years 'yeah im a BAD ASS REBEL who says HECK OFF to EVERYONE and ALSO the PRESIDENT is SO COOL and so are CONSERVATIVE SENATORS WITH AUTHORITARIAN POLICIES thats what rebels say'
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IF you can haul wood or mix cement: quit your job, say goodbye to your friends and family. come reinforce my forbidding fortress's palisades.
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I love snuggling with my dog on cold winter nights she like, radiates heat♡ so cozy~
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Saint Seiya / Knights of the Zodiac fandom - I am auctioning off this Aquarius Camus God Cloth EX figure to raise money for Palestinian families!
This was bought for me by my shitty ex years ago, but now I am putting it toward a good cause. I still have the box but not its blister packaging anymore.
Please spread this post in the fandom to reach people who might be interested! I know Saint Seiya isn't big in the anglosphere but it's huge everywhere else. I'll ship anywhere in the world.
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as a lesbian named grace this pin I found on the lesbian history archive is making me scream
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it’s so funny how this site cracked down even more on the mild classism in the “inbred white southerners” joke faster than the genuine antiblackness like now yall overcorrected and convinced yourselves incest is fine and “just a kink” like which is it are you mad that people joke about white ppl being incestuous or are you owning it. pick a lane is it insulting or not
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Men can have sex with eachother
Ive seen it on my phone
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Smoking pot makes you freaking horny. Not even trying to fearmonger... just stating facts here.
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Remember when landlords said that "being a landlord is hard work"?
Here we have a landlord literally saying word for word that it's "so easy".
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