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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 1 minute ago
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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 1 minute ago
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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 6 minutes ago
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there's a fascinating type of post on this site which boils down to "what if, instead of being cliché, such-and-such work of fiction instead dodged all genre tropes in a way that instead made it really boring"
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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"in north korea they teach kids to hate america since birth" wish I had had formal training too I had to learn to hate america all by myself
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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This is projection as fuck but look at what happened to my christmas penguins ;_;
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Why is the girl one slashed up and the boy one has a lil heart drawn on it?????
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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you need to expand your taste in movies beyond disney cartoons if you want to develop a strong palette and critical eye "like what?" idk. predator? predator kicks ass.
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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one of the more upsetting things you notice if you look back at older european weapons is that nobody fucking named any of the types of flail so you've gotta describe them by appearance every single time
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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small musicians who don't post their lyrics online anywhere. Why do you hate me
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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*lands on an alien planet*
*hears paul simon in the distance*
……………… optimal conditions
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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Why would tarrifs on Canadian goods hurt Canadians, not just Americans? America companies have to pay and it will affect Americans not us.
It will effect us. If its more expensive for Americans to import Canadian goods, they'll just import less goods from Canada, which will hurt Canadian businesses. Something like 80% of Canada's exports go to the USA.
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 4 hours ago
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people call you childish and unserious for abstaining or voting third party in protest of genocide meanwhile these are the reasons they came up with for why she should get your vote. like sorry i care about real things like the politics and rhetoric of the person running for president and not.. how nice of a name they have ?? how attractive she is??? get real man
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 8 hours ago
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Dude it must be so fucked up to be a smart breed of dog and meet other dogs and theyre all legit stupid animals without souls and your're aware of this but youre also both dogs and youre both stupid animals without souls
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 8 hours ago
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my fellow yucky stinking tooth havers are you aware of this delicacy
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 8 hours ago
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 8 hours ago
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my job under siege by zant's foul army
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thebestofthebestofthebestof · 9 hours ago
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FUCKING ATTACKA U WITH MY HOOVES
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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