#and i disnt know this was out there

[nebulastarss]

I'm still so unironically upset about the minecraft movie

[spaceandbones]

Hhhhdhhhuhh UVHHHBHHHHH dabi just eating SHIT in several of his first appearances 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[ayay]

smiles serenely. I want to kill myself

[eileennatural]

here's my longlegs review. i liked it, my sister did not. very aestheticically cool, plot that ummm is fine. i guess. really good sound design. spoiler-y thoughts in the tags

[mossy-covered-bones]

Women are easily charmed by my nervous girlmod tboy swag

[trying-to-fight-it]

Succession is so incredible in that. We knew the ending from the start. Maybe not the specifics but it was always going to be a tragedy. Anyone can Google the Murdoch's or king Lear and get a pretty good idea of how this was going to turn out. And yet I went through every emotion in that finale, I was shocked and captivated and didn't want the inevitable conclusion.

[dingbatnix]

regarding your question in the tags, ibispaint x, the drawing software i use, has a bunch of filters! and one of them is the lens blur, which is how i achieved that blurring effect in the drawing. — 🎲

Ooo ok, ty!

[29121996]

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[rabbithaver]

why does anybody keep me around lmao

[ablazeinhim]

Anyway I've had a horrible day and it's my own fault and

[othercrossee]

More ideas for ARGirtuals

[polyhexianbirb]

OOKOSJEKJ SO I HAVE AN AU FOR EPIC I call it the Double Mulan au.

So Penelope, who is blessed by Ares does a Mulan and dresses in Odysseus's armour and head to war disguised as him. She cuts her hair and binds her chest and Ares gives her a gift that will make her voice deeper than it is. She can fight bc she is Spartan ofc.

But there cant be two Odysseus's running around, so when Odysseus realises she is gone, he starts dressing like her and pretending to be her, and he looks after Telemachus. He keeps the country in tact and gets to stay with his son, and Athena teaches him to weave. Just for authenticity's sake, he also grows his hair, and Athena gives a similar gift to him that Ares gave Penelope, just to make his voice more feminine.

Au notes down below:

And i have a whole plan for this au like. Penelope still gets gifted the Moly by Hermes bc he can respect the dedication to the bit. Penelope only reveals herself as a woman during Other Ways bc Circe had thought it was a man's chest and disnt mean to touch actual women Boobas how embarrassing--

Oh and the Cyclops thing is different. Penelope doesn't care enough about her crew and Ares is all about the passion of war (which is why he and Aphrodite are a thing, they're both passion and ugliness and desire and red and blood) eo he gets upset that she didn't care to bring back the dead bodies of the crew. She still yells Odysseus's name to puss of Ares, except literally only Ares and Athena know about the swap rn so Poseidon is just forever angry at the wrong person.

Sirens well just say that the only person to see the illusion is the person they're targeting, so only Penelope sees Odysseus, the others just see a siren. Otherwise it'd make Odysseus look like a second Narcissus. And she still kills them.

"I see your man with a wife who is haunting, a lady with a trail of bodies"

"WHO?"

Calypso is just happy to have someone there. She definetly knows this is a woman, but Penelope still tries to keep up the ruse. By God Games the gods who were all in it all found out by now about the switch, and hold up lemme wrote their arguments:

Apollo: she fought against Troy, she is one of the main reasons one of his temples is in disarray! How dare she! Plus the prophecies state Odysseus should've been the one to fight, that didn't happen though!

Hephestus: she literally didn't care, like seriously. His argument mostly stays the same, and Ares finds it hard to defend her on this one, because yeah, her family is her main priority, but she's passionate about them at least?

Aphrodite: my man is weak to Aphrodite. Her argument is that she left her beloved alone, disappearing to the middle of the night with no word of where she went, that isn't love, she disnt even say a proper goodbye. He tries to say that she loved him enough to leave, and Aphrodite is like 'you're lucky I love you, we're having such great ******** tonight"

Athena: she is upset because Odysseus has been alone, Penelope is cunning yes, but her champion was meant to be the one in the war, not Ares's he stole her spotlight, her champion is suffering now, and he should deal with the consequences. He basically uses logic against her, saying she is being emotional for a change and explains that if Penelope stays away, Odysseus will just keep suffering.

Hera: "look how much she loves him! They're so in love they think alike! They have both been loyal!" And Hera ofc eats that shit up.

And I feel like for Odysseus's side of things he couldn't really teach Telemachus too much in fighting, bc the suitors are there messing with everything. Instead of Athena helping Telemachus in a fight it's Ares, an then when he sees how stressed Odysseus is, how far the charade has gone, he realises Penelope has to get home.

Oh and Penelope definetly makes some Poseidon Sashimi on the way home.

[ellaa-writes]

Hallow Love

angst, heartbreak

He never touched you anymore, at first it was short fleeting moments and the I'm not in the mood right now's.

You tried not to think about it, life's been tough, loosing your secure job of 5 years and him telling you not worry about it. He can take care of the both of you just fine. You could just stay home, get a hobby or start a small business. Too really live you life but that all sounded to easy.

He came home injured, bits and pieces of him missing,not just on the outside but on the inside too. His kisses start to feel unfamiliar and distant. More excuses, my love for you has changed and it's hard for me to see you like that. You disnt understand, it didn't make sense but you clutched onto the lies with all your heart, believing them cause it was the only hope you had left.

When a month turned into a year, you came undone at the seams. The guilt of not being enough ripped you open at the seams. Of course he felt horrible, but he also didn't feel ashamed. If you could only understand, that's how his defense always started. And you screaming back tell me so I can understand!

But he never did, leaving the room as you sobbed for anything. Any sign that your once loving husband was still alive inside, or was he hallowed out and replaced with this stranger.

He'd come crawling back with begging promises to change and to get better. But he never does, a year turned into 4 and it felt like you were living with a ghost. He no longer slept in the same bed, haven't shared a family dinner in a year. Barely seeing eachother in passing, like two bitter roommates avoiding eachother at every chance.

You didn't know why you stayed for so long, the guilt probably. The strong loving man you once knew now snears everytime your near. He stopped apologizing along time ago. You finally built up enough courage to leave, to pack your stuff and flee.

He leaves for a mission, doesn't tell you where or for how long, not like he does anyways. You waited an hour after he left to pack all your belongings into the back of your car and peel out of your driveway.

3 months passed by, then it turned into a year and you still haven't heard from him. You stopped waiting after 2, hoping that he got help, found a better wife someone who could understand him. You hoped he had the family he always talked about, and you hoped the most that he is still alive.

[butterflykisses86]

The Pitt episode 7:

- Did not see that ending coming for Dr Collins this early. I really thought they would have it at min around ep 9 or closer to the finale, but I love that it sets up the rest of the season and how she will navigate whether to tell anyone (Lead Nurse may find out) or continuing to hide it and possibly works herself to becoming a patient and Robby finds out that way. Could definitely see fallout come finale.

- Oh Santos. Shes is still thee worse, but I am glad we finally got some kind of explanation to her attitude. I feel real bad for her but the way she handled everything was just speak forst, think later and it definitely will bote her in the ass. Maybe we find out the Dad disnt really dp it and it was someone else? Maybe the Dad tells on her when he can speak? Or maybe ahe made it worse for the daughter.

- Also what is Santos's endgame with Langdon? Os she trying to get him fired/reprimanded cause he dare question her tactics? Which probably leads to Langdon losing that possible promotion and she gets in trouble anyway.

- Mel: she is THEE best character and deserves the world. Imo, shes the character with the most depth, someone you can truly connect with. Also, I dont know where they are going with Mel x Langdon, but their scenes felt different and he was definitely in awe and smitten by the way she handled his patient...and who can blame him?

[filipowitch]

THE ONLY EXCEPTION

y/n goes to a party and ends up drunk texting brothersbsf!chris.. who she hasn't spoken to in weeks.

-> pt 1 (can also be read as a one thing, but like.. it's better reading pt 1 first!)

not many warnings. just use of y/n, a tiiiiny bit of smut and fluff! also, i disnt like properly proof read this, so my bad if there's mistakes. idk what else so enjoy.

It's been almost a month since you and Chris have talked or even seen each other. Ever since he walked in on you changing, it's like he's been avoiding you.. Not just you. He's even been ignoring Nate. It's weird. He never comes over anymore. He rarely texts Nate or you, and even in school, he avoids you both as much as he can.

It's not like you care anyway. He can do whatever he wants. But something just feels off. You've grown so used to seeing him everywhere you go. But whatever. People drift apart.

9:56PM

A few hours ago, you were on call with Madi, your best friend, just talking about school. She ended up mentioning a party she was throwing and invited you to come over. And now, you're at her house, in the middle of a humongous sweaty crowd of random people you'll probably never see again.

But in the back of your mind, there was Chris. You couldn't stop thinking about him, no matter what. It was weird. Everything was weird. Were you actually missing him? Missing the annoying fuckass Christopher? God, what is happening?? You couldn't handle it anymore. You had to do something to get your mind off of him.

You look around, walking through the crowd, trying to find Madi. But of course, she's talking to some guy. She looks happy. You can't help but wish that were you and Chris. God, stop. Stop thinking of this stupid boy.

And so, you walk over to the kitchen, the only semi-empty place in the house. Opening the fridge, you search for something to drink. Anything to get your mind off him.

"Hmm.." You hum, your eyes skimming through until they land on a can of beer. Great. You grab it without having a second thought, opening it and chugging it down.

CHRIS' POV: 11:48PM

"C'mon, you can take it. I know y'can." He grunts, pushing his length deeper into her.

He didn't even know her name properly. Talia? Italy? Italian food? Hmm, he might buy some of that for dinner, actually.. Oh, right. The girl.

He was growing so bored of this. There was no tension, no lust. He wasn't even feeling it at all. It wasn't even intimate. The only tension in the room was probably the tension in his shoulders from holding himself up on top of her for so long. Why did she take so long to cum? Fucks sake.

She was practically fucked out of her mind. Her eyes were glued to the back of her head as she arched her back. He almost grimaced at the sight.

Just as he was about to call it a night and pull out, his phone pinged. Multiple times. Who was it now?

He looked over at the girl before grabbing his phone, unlocking it. His heart almost stopped when he saw the name. Y/n.

He chuckled softly before noticing the spelling mistakes. She rarely made spelling mistakes.. which could only mean one thing. God, she was drunk. Of course.

Finally. He got to leave and he got to see his favourite girl again. Life couldn't be any better.

He pulled out of the girl, ignoring her whines and protests before getting out of her bed and putting his clothes back on. "0/10 experience, by the way. Was probably the worst sex I've ever had." He says to her before grabbing his phone and leaving her room, leaving the girl speechless.

He heads down the stairs, slipping on his shoes and jacket before leaving the house and walking up to his car. Time to go pick up y/n.

After a bit of struggling to find the right roads to drive through, he finally ended up at Madis' place. He parked near the house before walking up to the front door where y/n was standing. His gaze instantly softened, and he changed his tone to a gentle one. "Hi baby. Ready to go?"

She looks up at him, a curious look on her face. "Where?" She mumbles. He chuckles. Cute. "My place, f'course. Where else?"

"Ohhh." Her expression changes to a happier one as she smiles. "Okay! Let's go." She giggles.

"You fine to walk to my car or d'you need help, hm?" He murmurs. She looks down at her shoes before looking back at him. "Hm. I think- I don't know.."

"That's okay. I'l carry you, yeah? How's that sound?" He says with a small smirk. She nods, and so that's what he does. He gently wraps scoops her up into his arms and carries her down to his car and opens up the passenger side door.

He gently places her down into the seat, buckling her in before closing the door and heading over to the drivers side, doing the same for him.

The drive was pretty silent, the only sound being the low hum of the engine. Thankfully, the drive home wasn't too long. They arrived in a few minutes. "Want me to carry you inside, baby?" He asks gently as he turns off the car engine, unbuckling himself.

"Nuh uh. I wanna go by myself." He chuckles at her new attitude. She's such a baby. "Alright. Whatever you say goes."

After a lot of stumbling and whining, they managed to make it inside Chris' house. Chris slipped off his shoes and jacket before leading her into his living room and gently sitting her down on the couch.

He kneels down, slipping off her heels and placing them to the side before heading to the kitchen and getting a glass of water and some medicine, feeding her.

"You okay?" He asks gently as she finishes swallowing the tablet. "Mhm. M'tired." She mumbles, rubbing her eyes.

"Yeah? Alright, c'mon. Let's get you changed and into bed." He says as he gets up, taking a hold of her hand and helping her up. Without another word, he scoops her up into his arms and carries her up into his room, setting her down onto the bed.

"I could've walked up by myself, y'know." She pouts. He smirks, letting out a quiet chuckle. "Yeah, sure. Need help getting changed?" He asks as he puts one of his hoodies and sweats onto the bed next to her.

She looks hesitant for a second, just sitting there quietly. "C'mon, baby, you need help or no? I won't judge." He murmurs, his fingers playing with her hair.

"Mhm." She mumbles out. "That's my girl. See, that wasn't so hard, huh?" He teases as he goes to unzipping her dress, taking it off. Damn. She really was perfect.

"Wanna take this off too?" He asks as he hooks his finger in her bra strap. She nods, and he gently unclasps her bra, placing it on the side with her dress.

"Arms up, pretty." He says as he puts the hoodie on her before kneeling down. "Now hips." He murmurs. She lifts her hips up, and he slides on the sweats. "Better?"

"Mhm. Thank you." He smiles. "No problem. Need anything else? Makeup removing or..?" She shakes her head. "I dont have much makeup on. Just lipstick and mascara, so it's fine."

He nods, before helping her up. "Lay down, yeah?" She lays down in his bed and he gently tucks her in. "Let me know if you need anything else. I'll be here." He says as he goes to sit down.

"Chris?" He looks at her. "Hm?" "Can you cuddle with me?" The question catches him off guard. Cuddle? That's a first.

"Are you sure? I don't wanna make you uncomfortable or anything-" "I'm sure. Please?"

He couldn't say no to her. "Alright. Budge up a lil', sweetheart." He mumbles, gently moving her. She scoots over, making space for him as he climbs into bed, pulling the covers over both of them. Chris then loosely wraps his arm around her waist, gently pulling her into his chest. "Comfy?" He murmurs into her ear, gently running his fingers through her hair with his free hand.

She hums in response. "I'll take that as a yes." He says with a small smirk, running his hand up and down her side. Her perfume was filling his nostrils, the smell of beer mixing with it, but he didn't mind. She still smelled good. She always does. "Chris?" He hums. "Hm?"

"I love you."

His movements come to a stop as he processes her words. Did she really just say that? Is he dreaming? What is happening?..

But before he could even reply, he was met with her soft snores, her body melting into his. He let out a quiet sigh, resuming his movements, gently running his fingers through her hair with one hand as the other stayed loosely around her waist.

"I love you more, y/n." He whispers, gently kissing the top of her head before closing his eyes and going to sleep.

a/n: Hi. Sorry this took so long. I had ZERO ideas to write until like 2 days ago at 1AM. 😭😭😭😭 anyway, idk if I like this, but wtv!

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[dino--draws]

Saving that diagram iiiinto my camera roll mine now

Ok the fact that it all seems to link to Breach branch timelines makes a lot of sense! 7243 is, well, an og43 article and a nod to all the different breach timelines when the explosion of Site-43 launches shit into multiverse equivalent of the stratosphere makes sense! and then MAGIC DRAWER starts to compound on shit (just on purpose this time lmao, i forgot that those were two separate events in my initial screaming and mixed some stuff up). It’s interesting (if not incredibly ironic) if those little bad end breach timelines are somewhat caused by MAGIC DRAWER treating all this like a multiuniversal dump ground. Congratzs Dougall you are ruining everything for everyone everywhere!!! Youre really good at that!!

Back on my bullshit because I’m shrieking about this still and I’m incapable of being normal ever this damn series has my brain in a chokehold

A convo with my buddy @moose-in-jeans also proposed the following:

Since narrative travel requires an abuse of plot convience and a continuation of the current story (implying no genre hopping, this would explain part of ‘why go to a Deepwell timeline?’ Its the same level of tragedy as TL-5956-X)

Wouldn’t it be similarly plot convenient if there just… wasn’t an Ilse Reynders in admoline? If there wasn’t the one person there capable of stopping him? …until one followed and carved herself a place..?

Also, bonus: