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soft launch

you decide to post a soft launch of a date with your mystery man cough chris cough

TW use of y/n, hate comments ig?? idk what else bye

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y/n.kellerman guess who..

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chrissturniolo i wonder 🤔🤔

| y/n.kellerman what a mystery..

nicksturniolo YESSSSS!!!!

| y/n.kellerman HEY BABE 💋💋

sturnfan345 wtf??? Is that Chris

| user5764 lmao my exact reaction..

| walr.num is there a problem

uh oh! the queens getting hate.. idk what this is ok. ib from this post!!!

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I CANT STOP LAUGHING i love u 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mortician .ᐟ Matt

This blurb contains ghostly content (matt being the makeup guru he is at heart) Fun fact - This was my dream job as a kid. I love doing makeup but I hated talking to people. Then I realized it wasn't just makeup and dead people freak me out so.... ALSO - this is inspired by my FAV series "WEDNESDAY" !!! Morticia Addams is my wife.

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"She slays," Matt says, booping your cold nose as he clutches the beauty blender between his fingers in a tight pinch.

The slaying masterpiece slayed boots. The Houston was almost as deceased as you.

Your pale face is a deathly sight. Matt smiles at himself. He's so proud of his work, seeing his slaying art being the most slay shit in the slaying land.

"Oh...uwu," he purrs, petting your lifeless cheek.

Maybe it's the walls around him echoing his own voice, but he swears it's softer, lighter than his voice - lighter than life.

In a ghostly chant, he hears the words repeat, "UuuuuWuuuuuUuuu!"

A/N: Mad that I 'copied' you? Well I'm mad you groomed minors and won't take any sort of accountability. You will not have an ounce of peace or fun on this platform with me here. Leave. I do not have an issue with bullying a pedophile to keep them preoccupied from grooming more minors or causing more harm. NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE. @sturniololuv08

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BRO GUYS I LOST MY RIGHT AIRPOD AND I CANT FIND IT AHYWEHRE PLS I'M GONNA ACUTALLY DIE I NEED THAT SHIT ITS LITERALLY MY LIFELINE WTF

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you seem so funny to be around 😭😭😭😭

LMAOO THANK U i like to think i'm really cool and mysterious when i'm in public

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ok. WHY IS THIS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A FACEBOOK MOM WTF i have like 0 interactions and i look like a weirdo who's basically talking to herself

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hi who wants to be friends i'm feeling lonely on here!

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So when r we getting some fics????? Love the bots but I wanna peep something to read too 😩😩

ok i'm trying to write some fics but i lowk have no ideas.. i need requests or smt bc i'm on writers block unfortunately 😀.

if you wanna read stuff though i recommend @bernardsbendystraws @chrismalfoy @y3sterdaysproblem @sosasturns !! i also have mire in my following but those are the main people with some of my favourite fics and blurbs :))

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NAVIGATION.

$ - CHRIS STURNIOLO

all other masterlists still in progress, please be patient! you can also send requests (go to the pinned post on my page) !!

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⸝⸝ welcome to @filipowitch ‘s blog . . .ᐟ

⎯ alexandria (dria for short). 18. written by the neighbourhood. she/her. straight. brunette. sturniolo triplets. madi filipowicz. ariana greenblatt. sophia birlem. blue, pink, grey & dark red. sweet tooth. lil peep. netflix. tatbilb. arctic monkeys. pinterest girl. fresh love. space camp. summer & winter.

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fics, blurbs & randoms:

soft launch - in which you post a pic of you and your mystery man on a date. (random)

bots:

distracted

i love you - young slo-be

about you - the 1975

drivers license

helper

brothers bestfriend - fwb

i like me better when i'm with you

back to friends - sombr

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