#and i cant fucking handle it
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THEY'RE AT HIS PICNIC TABLEEEEEE
im gonNA CRYYYYY
#stranger things#im#gonna cry#oh my god#stranger things spoilers#stranger things season 5#i cant handle this#dustin henderson#will byers#mike wheeler#lucas sinclair#eddie munson#hellfire club#this is fucking sad
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modern media literacy is so cooked like what do you mean you gave saltburn a .5 star rating because it wasn’t the class consciousness film you wanted that’s not what the fucking movie is about… ‘they made it hard to keep rooting for him and identifying with him’ idk maybe don’t project onto every character in media you come across & then get scared when they act in a way you wouldn’t
#like not everything is superhero vs villian#not everything is defined as a good vs evil#morally grey characters exist and you guys just keep proving you cant handle them#like for the love of GOD!!!!!!!#watch the movie as it is and stop fucking trying to make everything something you want it to be#i could go on and on but#saltburn#rambles#random#movies
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Guys holy shit there's something going on w SCP shit I just found out thru the reddit scp sub and I'm losing my mind so much I need to report on this OK like.
So there are joke scps. If u don't know. That are jokes. Usually digs at common tropes on scps like the rock that makes u procrastinate is probably the most famous joke scp. Or the one I can't find rn where the researchers in the article are critiquing the scp item for being too tropey.
But. There's a new joke scp. SCP-021-J. It was posted yesterday and it's fighting for its fucking life. It has been slingshotting between bein rated -5 to +12 this whole time. The discussion on it is wild people fucking hate it or love it. Hard-core scp ppl are goin on paragraphs bout how it's not funny, its not even anything it's jus the worst of 'lol random' internet humour. And then there's the enjoyers who are jus like 'lol mfer can't handle it'
And all it is. Is evil water bottle.
This is it. The entire article. Evil :(
And ppl are LOSING IT. the discussion is full of ppl talkin like this is a sign and example of how the scp site has fallen so far, that scps are all shit now and things like this are taking away from Actually Good Scps. That it's disgusting and horrible. Like genuinely here's one dude calling it actually problematic
And this battle in the forum is genuinely the funniest thing bout this article like this exchange shows it perfectly
#i upvoted it i want this thing to live#SCP#mfers cant handle EVIL WATER BOTTLE#also the author has said fuck all bout it which is funnier to me. theres no meaning here. evil :(
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this is everyone’s friendly reminder that this is how husk reacted when angel said “if i end up broken, i won’t be his favorite toy anymore.”
i have two thoughts about this.
1. he’s just like us fr
2. im literally going to curl up in a corner and start crying HE HAD NEVER ACTED LIKE THAT BEFORE IN THE WHOLE SHOW. HIS WINGS FUCKING DROOPED AND HIS EARS PINNED BACK AND EVERYTHING IM GOING TO SCREAM 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#guys the way that every time i see this i need to find a fucking pillow to scream my lungs out in#i cant fucking handle this#i can’t fucking handle them#they are TOO FUCKING MUCH.#IM LITERALLY SOBBING RN.#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#angel dust#husk
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My ass can’t handle this -
#I CANT FUCKING HANDLE IT AAAAHHHH#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sonic x shadow generations#dark beginnings#shadow#team dark#sxsh generations#shadow dark beginnings#meme#sonic channel
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Instead of any sex toys, I want someone to tie me up and bring out a tool box. Use vice grips to squash my tits. Clamp my nipples and skin with pliers, stick a screwdriver in my ass. Use a drill against my skin. Shove a hammer in my cunt and make me stand up until it falls out of me, and punish me for it. Use a wrench and hammer to bruise my body. Stick as many allen keys in my cunt as you can and watch them all fall out. Shove all the little drill bits in my cunt and ass and punish me if i cant push out every single one. Make me fuck every handle of every tool and then lick them clean for you. Keep me in your garage and make sure i intimately know every tool you own..
#r@petoy#cnc roleplay#use me use me use me#r@pe kink#bd/sm slave#mas0chist#object insertion.#hard k1nk#bd/sm dynamic#bd/sm blog#this is why i love older men hehe#also i have fucked tool handles before their shape is so good omg#literally perfect for fucking#this is kinda the only fantasy i cant even do to myself...
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spock: goes through the evil time machine that makes you want to fuck women
spock: thinks even a little bit about fucking that woman
bones, the angriest he’s ever been: Well spock’s broken. we gotta get out of here right now. Gonna shove him against the wall and get really close to his face about it. To remind him that hes gay
#bones voice You dont want to bend heaven and hell to save kirk? Are you a BARBARIAN?#bones voice. you can exhale now simon#come for the spirk stay for the spock and bones extremely fucked up psychological drama#where bones is the only one who knows spocks gay and feels jealous about it and hates him and loves him and gets him like no one else#and spock cant handle his insight and would rather die than have HIM know anything about him#while they both circle kirk who is like. Smiles. I love being an awesome captain :-)#star trek#one ep left. devastating.
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*gomens 2 spoilers*
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THE FACT THAT MOST OF THE "CLUES" THAT THEY HAD ABOUT GABRIEL LOSING HIS MEMORY ALL CAME FROM HIM AND BEELZEBUB LIKE
the matchbox -> that was where they put their gift to him that night in the pub, the first thing he was ever given
the song "everyday" by buddy holly -> it was a song that they liked that he REMEMBERED. he remembered it, declared that he liked it because they did, and then went on to make sure it plays in that pub in Edinburgh to comfort the afflicted
AND!! THE REASON HE LOST HIS MEMORIES IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE HE ENJOYED SPENDING TIME WITH THEM!!! HE WAS HONOURING THEIR AGREEMENT TO NO ARMAGEDDON!! AND THAT'S WHY HE LOST HIS MEMORIES!!
and not only fucking that
HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO GO TO THEM, AFTER HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE PUNISHED.
he made plans, he wanted to go to them for help or protection or just to be there. when he asked aziraphale "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?" HE MEANT BEELZEBUB!!!
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS IS REAL
#CAN YOU HEAR ME SHOUTING FROM HERE#I CANNOT HANDLE THIS#I CANT BELIEVE IT#YALL HAVE NO IDEA#ineffable bureaucracy#jon hamm#shelley conn#beelzebub good omens#gabriel good omens#gabriel x beelzebub#archangel fucking gabriel#good omens season 2#good omens 2 spoilers#good omens 2#good omens#go2 spoilers#spoilers
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She haunts me like a ghost and I'm the dead one.
#ultrakill#artists on tumblr#mirage ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#vee (2) posting.#i never fucking met her ans she haunts me like a GHOST i cant get her out of my head#somebody please remedy this#i cant handle thinking about her for more than a couple seconds without feeling like the loneliest machine alive#Dect
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kaleidoscopic crush
#spider man: across the spider verse#pavitr prabhakar#gwen stacy#spider noir#spider punk#hobie brown#noirpunk#so. maybe i went a bit insane#i like poetry a regular amount i promise#this might be one of my favorite things i’ve ever made#first time drawing pav & gwen! they turned out—uh. okay!#the universes & noir himself get brighter as he acclimates :)#treacle (tart) means sweetheart in cockney rhyming slang#bc i cant fucking help myself lol#noir is so in love……….. just like we all are sdfkjhg#mans CANNOT handle how pretty hobie is in his element#to the anon who gave me the idea: thank you so much oh my gods#cw eyestrain#just in case#there is so much going on lol
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isn't it a little messed up that in orv your story is you. your soul. your sense of self. your life. and your relationships
isn't it a little fucked up that yoo joonghyuk thought that his story came to an end when the lone reader went away. that his life ended when kim dokja left. save me from this hell
#joongdok#orv#the fact hes giving emphasis to his reader but not his author urghhh#when he cant handle it anymore he goes to her so that he can die#when he wants to die he goes to his author but when he wants to live he seeks his reader im gonna be sick first thing in the morning#and he wants to live more than anything despite his tragedy#fuck you orv (affectionate)#yoo joonghyuk#kim dokja#i swear i love them a normal amount (lie)
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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favourite bang chan fancams 5 / ∞ [ 210912 inkigayo - thunderous ⋆ ]
#skz#stray kids#bang chan#bangchan#christopher bang#feat changbin!!#channiesnet#staydaily#bystay#staysource#:mine#t:gif#s:favchancams#t:fancam#tw flashing#sayang#i love him hes so <33333#bit of a different format cause its a facecam#they were all so giggly in this performance my heart cant take it AAAA#hes just so fucking cute here guys thats my MEOW MEOW RIGHT THERE#my fav genre of chan is him just smiling and happy bro makes me a fucking SAP#i love when he gets embarrassed/shy#and the DIMPLED SMILE GOD SMITE ME RN I CANT HANDLE THIS#anyway i love chan sm
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DMs with a terf. My existence shatters their hyper reductive version of the world, oppression, sex, gender, patriarchy, etc. If a single terf had the capacity to read whipping girl in good faith, well, then I could actually have a deep conversation with a terf. But they can't! Sad.
#terfs fuck off#terfs feel free to interact if you can handle a civil discussion with someone who contradicts all of your preconceived notions#but if you cant deal with that?#terfs don't interact#subconscious sex#thats the term i was looking for#whipping girl#its been a while since ive read whipping girl#so i forgot the term subconscious sex
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the get down circa 2017 literally shouldve had this website in a fucking chokehold like. shao and zeke shouldve had white yaoi tumblr ship levels of engagement..... we're in the worst timeline
#i say shouldve for two reasons#1) this site is white as fuck.....#nd 2) bc the show got cancelled so early on#but they literally had that will-they wont-they that tumblr loves#but yall cant handle black men being queer unless the other man theyre in love with is white...#which is why people liked dizzy with that lame ass white dude.......#but shao and zeke are THE main characters#and arguably the show was going to go that way if they had been able to continue#whew. still angry about this cancellation!! oh well#the get down#mel says stuff
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