#and i cannot stop laughing i stg

[stcries]

@jtalis cursed me with this so now i am legally obligated to share it.

[lesbiandanhowell]

Sam reacts to: Do NOT read these cards out loud - Dan and Phil play Incohearent

Full disclosure this is my second watch. My first one was me fighting for my life in my bathtub because I was laughing so hard and kept almost drowning.

- Dan affirming the phil trash #1 status by pointing out the quiff before any of us even had a second to notice it.

- Dan warned us they would get demonetized and YET truly nothing could prepare you for this video.

- Glad phil noticed, same as all of tumblr, that they keep mentioning swinging AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOFTLAUNCH DANIEL? (Which literally is just him saying they are a couple which thanks Dan)

- Dan already with the heart eyes, he is making the name heart eyes howell really proud lately (the heart eyes not leave for a single second the entire video).

- I think I have to join the "they smoke weed" agenda now because there is no other way to interpret Dan's cheeky smile at the 4/20 card.

- Literally what makes me laugh most isn't the cards bur Dan laughing? His smile is so infectious it makes me belly laugh seeing him grin at the camera, eyes all but disappeared and just leaning back in the chair holding his stomach from laughter.

- "Oh I wonder why!" THE LOOK DAN GAVE PHIL I AM CRYING

- The way there is no competition and they are just so excited to see the other say weird shit, especially now that we have 'new Phil'.

- Phil never giving Dan the hints is so fucking funny to me, like I think he doesn't do it intentionally and just forgets they exist lmao.

- Dan just wanted to play this to see Phil get flustered by saying kinky shit let's be honest, but in the end Dan gets more flustered over it than Phil does.

- "There is no way this is gonna be monetized." No shit sherlock

- The way they keep making eye contact 😳

- "I know there are certain words you cannot say on youtube" "We're gonna find them out today!"

- "Okay Phil this one goes out to you" - Power Bottom GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK DANIEL WHO ASKED WHO THE FUCK ASKED (We know entirely too much about their sex life by now stg)

- I am afraid for their editors sanity after gamingmas I will be honest, because the same person has now edited so many of their absolutely horny videos and we're only on day 9.

- Dan leaning back in his chair when laughing is so funny in itself like I am worried every time he will fall off because he's laughing so much.

- I could feel Dan falling more in love with Phil with every single one these, like you could tell that he is down horrendously bad which is just adorable.

- I am with you Dan, I literally cried laughing.

No they are wrong we all WON, this was the funniest fucking video they have ever made I almost drowned, I cried, I can't stop laughing still. Thank you for this beautiful piece of media.

[mrzombielover]

Since I loved the general relationship headcanons you did for Christopher, I gotta request it for Paulie Walnuts. Thank you so much and I’m sorry for the questionable taste in men 😭 I also love ur blog’s aesthetic!! I’m living for slashers, BrBa/BCS, The Sopranos, Type O Negative, Rob Zombie, and Slipknot rn so it’s perfect

THANK U SMM and im glad you liked my other writing!! im so happy to find other sopranos fans on here haha and also NEVER apologize for your taste in men around here!!!!!

- i actually love paulie sm lmfao he’s so funny

- dating him (as with all the sopranos men) would be uhh really interesting

- i feel like if you stayed completely separate from his work and ignore his goomars and bad moods he’d actually be very good to be with i think

- he’s sooo unserious tho

- he’s actually like a whiny teenage girl i stg sometimes you’re wondering if he’s pmsing with the way he acts

- always tries to make you laugh and he’s ego will be very hurt if you don’t laugh at his jokes

- likes a partner who can match his energy and make jokes too (but not jokes at his expense lmfao he’s fragile)

- sporadically, he is very romantic. he has the classic italian idea of how to treat a lady, and pulls out the stops on anniversary’s, birthdays, and valentines

- for men/gnc ppl, it’s totally different though so lmk if i should write separate hcs on this lol

- of course, his work comes first. you’d have to deal with that, but if you made a fuss about it he’d try his best to make it up to you

- ideal dates include him driving you around, taking you to a nice restaurant, and lots of people watching where he can make comments about the passerby’s and (hopefully) make you laugh

- also would not like you working, it hurts his ego. wants to provide anything you with anything you want, and would actually get upset with you if you tried to be more independent

- fantasizes about taking you to italy and lounging on the beach with you all day

- also totally random but i think he’d really love a smart partner. he isn’t the brightest so the bar isn’t very high, but intelligence is very attractive to him (if you don’t embarrass him with it i cannot stress enough that he’s fragile)

- would love it if you cooked for him

- also loves massages, giving and receiving. it feels very intimate to him and idk he just has a thing for it

this is lowk all i can think of i think, thank you for reading :))))

comments + reblogs greatly appreciated !

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

Diamond Star Halos Track-By-Track Important Points:

Joe: "I got this tattoo of a girl sittin' on the moon" you sure do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

the flaming finger being for This Guitar (I kinda figured)

U Rok Mi isn't about a person it's about the feeling of inspiration

they're talking about all the imagery AND I MADE A POST DECIPHERING THIS MONTHS AGO AND I WAS. RIGHT. ABOUT. ALL OF THEM.

it's prerecorded but joe keeps laughing TPTPPGGABHBDE

Joe calling the album a "BITCH to autograph" bc of all the artwork

the quality of their interviews are SOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO GOOOD *chefs kiss* I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS TO BE THIS PROFESSIONAL LOOKING

Sav songs have L A Y E R S

PHIL BEARD PHIL BEARD PHIL BEARD SANTA PHIL

i cannot. stop. looking. at. Joe's. gorgeous. face. I could do this all night. I mean it.

i forgot Kick was the last thing made for the album GIROTGMTIMOT

where tf is Rick

Joe can't read Phil's handwriting LMAOOO

the random eye contact with the cameras keeps making my heart stop rtgonisrogotgstrg

i CAN'T STOP SMILINGGG

SAV'S HAIR IN HIS RESPONSE TO THE 4 OR 5 STRINGS QUESTION OH MY GODDDD SO CURLY AND SLEEK

Joe said the words "Panic! At the Disco" and I never. ever thought I'd hear him say those words

DSH is Phil song heaven and I think that's why I love it so much

Joe having SO MUCH TROUBLE SINGING FIRE IT UP

so glad joe being stubborn about This Guitar for nearly 20 years paid off

Viv: I think we know how to make records now-?

VIV PLAYING SLIDE GUITAR AND BEING LIKE EEEEEEEEEE

JOE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA TALKING ABOUT HOW HE TALKS TO ROBERT PLANT AND WIGGLES HIS EYEBROWS WIERFNOEQIRNGFQRIONG

SOS Emergency was one of the first songs written for DSH

"Phil, WHAT is liquid dust?" "it's US!!!"

Phil's children getting ukuleles

THE FLASHBACK TO JULY 2019 AWWWWWW

phil teaching himself ukulele off youtube

joe is always so enthusiastic i wanna just giddily nerd out with him he looks like he needs someone to reciprocate his giddiness

seriously WHERE IS RICK

joe: "we sing 'meh'"

THE OLD CLIP OF JOE AT THE PIANO

both sav and viv play piano???? I knew sav but VIV???

"ohhhh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) what about mike garson ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

i see joe's silver chest hair peekin' out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

joe wrote the lyric over the course of 3-4 days while he was picking up Finlay from his home-school lessons at someone else's house ;O;

"the lyrics aren't always as dumb as people think" -joe

viv doing the outro vocals of All We Need ;O;

I've come to the conclusion we don't get to see Rick at all in this

hearing all this makes me so happy i have a tattoo for this album uwu

I can't wait for Gimme a Kiss aka the Slut Song

P L E A S E TOUR WITH THE STRUTS I AM LITERALLY BEGGING

"We just wanted a smash-you-in-the-face song" -phil (smash you in the face, huh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this whole experience of recording DSH sounds like them having a sleepover

joe calling Gimme a Kiss "playful" and "fun" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is that what he calls it?

seriously. i can't STOP looking at joe's silver chest hair 👁👄👁

viv saying "Elton Joe" and I can't believe I didn't think of that first bc one of the first things I thought of Goodbye for Good This Time was that Elton should cover it

there is def Elton influence on this album and that's prob another reason why I love it so much

THEY REALLY ARE TALKING WITH THEIR HANDS THEY'RE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT IT AWWWW IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM SO HAPPY

joe wanting to punch his 22 year old self in the face bc of him making melodies so high to sing

joe: *talking about how Lifeless was just a generic heartbreak thing at that it wasn't inspired by anyone hurting him*

me:

this is really Phil and Joe PowerHour huh (not complaining)

viv did the solo on Unbreakable catch me loving it even more

i stg they don't even MENTION Rick once

"making From Here to Eternity was like giving birth to an elephant" -sav

sav calling it one of the oldest songs on the album

From Here to Eternity being about a love triangle where a man kills his lover's mistress

joe actually using the phrase "murder ballad"

viv calling From Here to Eternity a sav song "in case you can't tell- bc it's got that dramatic vibe to it"

viv's solo in From Here to Eternity being placed in the wrong spot but viv liking it better (and so do I)

they need to make a music video for FHTE in black and white as a film noir change my mind

[benditozorrito]

Kingdom Hearts 3 Part 1

First part of my Kingdom Hearts 3 playthrough under the cut!

For probably the first time ever, this was the least confusing opening cutscene

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Everyone says Sora has lost a great deal of power after KH:DDD shenanigans

Um this boy rocketing through the stratosphere and running up walls like he a damn hedgehog but go off I guess

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FFS Sora and Donald can you pay attention and stop making Goofy think he is going crazy. He is the most sensible one and I cannot believe I am typing this sentence with my own hands

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Ew its Xigbar

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Hercules actually looks pretty good this time around?? I'm surprised because his animation is pretty styalised

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Ah. Now I know why Maleficent bothers to keep Pete around. Manual labor

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I am just Going to cry when we finally see Aqua again

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Grabs square enix dev by the shoulders and whispers softly into their ear: I don't. Care. About. The gummi ship.

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I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT WORLD IN PEACE.

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Why does anyone let Sora near technology

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Okay Remmy is adorable

ALSO SORA WHAT THIS IS NOT HOW YOU COOK, STOP JUGGLING THE SHAKERS

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When you are about to get into a new world and then a Heartless boss ship drops in

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I have just entered the Toy Story world and I want to say that opening TV show cinamatic with vaguely KH looking characters was extremely disorienting never do that again

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"Oh! I can run into stuff and it will pushed out of the way!"

Immediately runs into everything and scatters stuff all over the place

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Collapses with laughter for 2 whole minutes watching a whimsical doll heartless sneak up on Buzz Lightyear in a sinister manner

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Inception

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I am playing a game in which it is possible for the character Goofy to sadly proclaim that Buzz Lightyear has disappeared into a corridor of darkness

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The series main villain was just dragged by a wild west sherriff toy

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The aliens are perhaps the best thing about this world

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So uh...we really doing this huh? We're going to get Roxas a body to inhabit...idk why but having them talk about needing a body to stuff a heart in is the most off-putting thing

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Laughs maniacaly while scattering objects off shelves

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I don't have a lot to say of Rapunzel world, possibly because it followed the movie closely. Which I appreciate that Sora and his friends impacted that very little.

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I love how she introduced Sora and co. to Maximus, and once she mentioned they had been helping her, he immediately nodded like "yes good"

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Tbh, possibly because I never played KH:DDD, I am constantly forgetting flow motion is a thing now I just keep running on the ground like some sort of peasant

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Also it cracks me up that the world map now very much resembles Mass Effect's

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ALSO I stg Sora being like "lol your FACE"at Donald was the most accurate teenager dialog in this entire series

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Okay Monsters inc. Sora's 3 mouth is the most adorable thing

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1) WAIT HE'S FUCKING REAL OUTSIDE THE DREAMSCAPE??

2) I AM DYING VANITAS HAS LOST ALL DIGNITY IN ONE MOTION LOL

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AQUA ;_;

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Goofy is actually the smartest one in this trio and he is a sweetheart I will fight you on this

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OK but they totally should have called the Teeny Ships, Friend Ships instead

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I'm going to be a bit disappointed if these treasure spheres are not a hint for a Treasure Planet world

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Ew its Larxene

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oh my god I forgot that Elsa's body guard was named Marshmallow that is the best thing ever

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unpopular opinion?? I kind of hate that the Pirates of the Caribbean movies got added to the series. Yeah this time around they made more of an effort to blend Sora and co. in by neutralizing their colors and giving them pirate-y outfits, but they still REALLY stand out;;

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plus nothing exemplifies the fact that PoC is the wrong tone for these games than the fact that we opened the world with "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)", but changed all the lyrics to talk about the plot so we don't have to mention drinking and murder

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OR even the fact that Sora and co. were literally led off somewhere else while most of the murder and backstabbing was happening;

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If they really wanted some pirates, they should have made it Treasure Planet, is what I am saying -is punched- Seriously though, would have hit the KH aesthetic more, plus Sora getting to solar sail?? damn missed opportunity there

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The KH experience is hearing the villains vague talking about their plot and you are:

"...Are they suggesting....OOOHHH MY GOOOO-no wait....is that possible....wait......"

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I will give PoC world this tho, they added a zelda WW like explore the Caribbean set up, and this pleases me greatly. Now if only it wasn't fake-Caribbean and I could visit Puerto Rico LOL

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Oh wow, with all that posturing and Sora adding in I thought we weren't going to stab Will at all but here we are lmaofhs didn't think you had it in you game

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Ok but Goofy and Donald sadly sending Elizabeth off was so cute and sincere I'm crying???

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SHUT UP AND WEAR THE NEW OUTFIT AXEL

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You full of shit Vexen

Also it is vital to know that my along for my emotional roller coaster gf has dubbed him Kid Rock

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How dare you hit me with these Roxas feels I was very unprepared

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SORA YOU TAKE THAT KEYBLADE AND RETURN IT TO AQUA I STG

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Okay but I cannot with Rikus new keyblade looking like a car key lmao

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AQUA BBY NO Q_Q

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AQUAS CRYING IM CRYING SHES HOME MY BABY'S BACK THANK YOU SORA YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY QvQ

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VENS BACK TOO NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIND THAT DOOFUS TERRA

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And Axel still needs so many hugs

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Tbh the pairing of Kairi and Sora has always seemed extremely heteronormative to me but then again maybe its because Kairi is never around to see them interact ffs

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I'M STILL REALLY SUSPICIOUS, but Vexen's interaction with Demyx was hilarious as fuck

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Lmao omg the frame rate on this heartless/nobody/unversed army is so sad I'm dying

I mean I understand completely but LOL

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I never thought I'd see a heartless tornado I could describe as a category five jesus fuck

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....UMM;; YEAH OK I THINK WE ARE SUPER DEAD???

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This is an extremely trippy limbo

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...SORA ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE LIVED THIS MOMENT BEFORE???

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Xehanort: Blah blah darkness will win blah blah I'm so evil

Terra: Surprise bitch, thought you'd seen the last of me.

OKAY I GUESS THIS IS HAPPENING NOW

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..shit this means I have 13 boss fights >_>

…plus whatever fuckery could happen last minute;;

I feel it is important to add that, in between the last couple days I have maybe spent 5 collective hours circle talking with myself on "wait is this really it?? Am I truly at the final battle??"

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and its one part: jrpgs are never that simple and one part: but we still have like SEVEN unaddressed plot points going on game and heaven help me if you apply them all at once in the last hour

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Xigbar if you actually believed that, you are the biggest fool of all of them

also Sora pls, they were assholes I know you are a kind boy and I squish your face but they do not deserve words of comfort

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TERRA IS BACK AND TELLING AQUA AND VEN HOW THEY LIT THE WAY FOR HIM AND EVERYONE IS CRYING AND HUGGING AND I AM DESTROYED BY FEELS

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ROXAAASSSS MAH BOOOIIIII

THERE IS SO MUCH HUGGING I CANT

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So wow….that was quite the ride… wow but wait what about the box and why are those people in the credits they weren't-

stinger cutscene plays

WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

[queenofbaws]

hat in hand i Respectfully ask for some ash/jess for my rarepair soul

"I don’t really think we should go out th - ” Ashley grimaced as Jess, fuming, stormed her way out of the guest cabin, slamming the door open with such force that it rattled on its hinges.

“HEY PRICKS,” she shouted out into the snow, clearly not sure whether she wanted to stand with her hands on her hips or with her arms furiously waving through the air, “I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE! THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO - YOU REALLY WANNA RUIN OUR FUN THAT BAD?! WELL GUESS WHAT - YOU CAN’T, YOU CAN’T RUIN OUR GOOD TIME, BECAUSE ASHLEY AND I ARE GOING TO FUCK! THAT’S RIGHT - WE’RE GOING TO HAVE SEX AND IT’S GONNA BE HOT, SO YOU BETTER ENJOY IT BECAUSE I KNOW WE’RE GOING TO!”

Staring wide-eyed and red-faced, Ash barely managed to eke out a quiet “...I-we are?” before Jess huffed angrily, turning away from the outside world to stomp back inside the cabin, yanking the door shut behind her.

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[lushthemagicdragon]

Ep 35, a Caduceus Clay recap:

Go to the docks at midnight to have a chat with a guy about a thing, they said.

It won’t take long they said.

You’ll be able to have a long rest after being knocked out three times in a row they said. 

The ocean is great and not full of sharks at all they said.

[elysianslove]

cheering you up ; haikyuu boys

synopsis; different ways the haikyuu boys care for you and cheer you up when you’re sad

pairings; karasuno x reader, nekoma x reader, aoba johsai x reader, fukurodani x reader, shiratorizawa x reader, inarizaki x reader

genre; fluff

warnings; none probably a bunch of mistakes lmfao

note; i had to repost this like 3 times rip. anyways, im sorry for not adding inarizaki on my last one jbshds but they’re here now!!

karasuno ━━

sugawara koshi; i definitely think he's so in tune with you, and your emotions. he learns your cues very well, and knows every little thing about you that there is to learn. if you're having a bad day, he'll notice right away. he won't comment on it though. all he'll do is these little things to try to cheer you up, but it's going to be very subtle. he'll let u rest ur head on his shoulder, run his fingers through ur hair. he'll sneakily buy u ur favorite snack. doesn't bring anything up until you do. ends the day with cuddles and a chick flick.

sawamura daichi; he notices but he doesn't really know how to react. not because he doesn't know what to do, but because he doesn't want to trigger you or deepen your sadness in any way. he's very careful with you. if it's something throughout the day, he's very quiet and tender with you, just silently lets you rest your head against his chest and rubs your back/arm tenderly. as you're walking home he asks if you want to talk about it, and reminds you that it's good to, but it's also okay if you don't want to.

nishinoya yuu; not a single sad moment with mr noya here. seriously you cannot breathe. ok but in all honesty, when you're sad. he's sad. sends you memes, and you'll be laughing at them with tears streaming down your face because you don't really know what you're feeling anymore. he does a lot of tiktok trends with you, any of the couple ones. grabs your faces and ,,, smooch all over. until you have no choice but to laugh. if you want to cry even more, he'll watch the notebook and the vow a thousand times over, and be a sobbing mess next to you. just don't tell the guys okay? <3

kageyama tobio; he's so.   bad. at this please help him. like he can tell ur sad, bc he's v good at reading people. but like. what the fuck is he supposed to do. anyways. when u two get to be alone and he kinda notices how quiet you are, he just nudges you slightly, and pulls you to him. it's easier to talk to you, he's calmer, when he can't directly look at you. when he feels you start to shake in his arms, feels the wet tears down your cheeks as you start to sob in his arms, his heart kinda breaks. all he can do is hold you, but it's what you need. and he'll listen too, if that's what you need as well.

tsukishima kei; i think he notices, but doesn't bring it up at all. the way he goes about it is he'll tease you to try and bring a smile on your face. because this is tsukki, and you know him well enough, you know the truth behind his jabs, enough to appreciate them. if it doesn't work, he'll just start to make fun of people in front of you, pointing random people out with you and just being like "wanna bet on what's making their relationship fall apart" this sadist i stg. like suga, he subtly makes you feel better until you yourself approach him about whatever's upsetting. actually gives 10/10 advice bc he's v honest.

asahi azumane; he's so empathetic oh my god bruh. notices immediately. "baby what's got u so upset" w a big pout on his face and when u just mumble "nothin" so low he barely catches it and instead throw yourself into his arms, he gives you a big, certified asahi bear hug. doesn't leave your side at all. constantly mutters sweet nothings and encouragements. if you do the bare minimum like make it through class he'll meet you after and be all "im so proud of my pretty baby". cuddles all day. all night. he's not very good at advice but he is the best listener !!! so attentive and you'll feel a huge weight lifted.

tanaka ryunosuke; "aight who do i need to jump" type beat. u love him so much though. that one sentence and sentiment already has you feeling better. immediately hugs you so tight, borderline suffocating you. "wanna ditch school". 100% willing to do so. he doesn't really know whether to approach it with distracting you or facing the obstacle head-on, but he finds a middle ground. eats your feelings out with you. saeko pulls out the embarrassing ryu pictures and suddenly you don't know why you were ever sad.

hinata shoyo; is really oblivious for a bit tbh. when he first meets you at the start of the day and his hyperactive self is greeted by your duller, sadder self, he doesn't think much of it. it's when you don't react to him or interact with him the way you usually would that he starts to notice you being off. he's actually super straightforward about it, and approaches you with some of your favorite snack that he bribed ukai to give him for free and just "wanna tell me whats up, baby?" he's so, so easy to talk to. immediately you're venting. and he listens to intently, gives stupidly good advice. it's like such simple approaches to your problem but?? it works. anyways you love him.

yamaguchi tadashi; will be super worried about what he could do to make it better, and kinda just tries to feed you as much positive energy as he can. once he's comfortable with people, he becomes really chatty, so i see him talking your ear off with the biggest smile on his face that you have no choice but to kind of ? mimic it? he just radiates goodness and sweetness that it shifts your own energy. he on some witchcraft shit on god. anyways when he walks you home or something, he'll just stop for a min and avoid your eyes when he says "ik u dont feel the best, but i dont want you to have to hide that from me, okay?" stan tadashi <3

nekoma ━━

kuroo tetsurō; drops everything. i mean it. i genuinely think kuroo would be such a good boyfriend that he'll sense it and text u as ur getting ready for school and be like "are u sad i feel like ur sad". you dont really wanna worry him and you'll just reassure him ur fine but he's already at your front door in — not his school uniform. insists the two of you take the day off saying "its fine babe im super smart". you two will spend the whole day just simply existing, talking when needed, he listens to you if you vent, and tries to come up with as many options of solutions for you so you don't feel weighed down. he'll make sure you eat even if you don't have an appetite, and will try to make u do something productive bc in a lotta cases, it could help you feel a lil better yk :)

kozume kenma; i pretend i do not see it — kozume kenma (2020). jbwjwks im jk. he's like tsukki in the sense that he will never address it, and he doesn't outwardly approach you about it. if it's just an off day for you, and you also happen to not have school, you'll go over to his house, hoping to feel a little bit better when you see him. "can i have a kiss, sunshine" to which he responds "why." you just go "im sad" and he gives u a big smooch. he'll have you lay on his lap while he plays his games, occasionally just sneaking in a peak at you to make sure you're okay. he'll ask if you wanna play to get your mind off things for a while. eventually, when things wind down a bit, he'll just mutter "yk i love you, yeah?" and that lights up your world hehe

haiba lev; as soon as he notices you're sad he just ☹️. he picks out a small flower and as soon as he sees you, he just tucks it by your ear, and smile so brightly and youll just be like "oh my god lev please stop being so cute". he won't really know what to do tbh, but the way he's so lost makes it so heartwarming and it honestly cheers you up all on its own. he just. "would a kiss make it better" and if you nod he'll just start kissing all over your face so softly, until he finally kisses your lips. when he pulls away he asks "again?" with a cute smile and if you nod he'll just kiss you over and over again. very simple way of cheering you up, and very foolproof tbh.

yaku morisuke; i think throughout the day, he might pester you a little bit about telling him what was wrong, but after you keep insisting you're fine, he relents, and decides that maybe giving you your own time and space to open up to him is better. he tries not to act differently in that sense, but he finds himself being a little more soft spoken, and gentler with you. i just had this image flash in my brain of you resting your head on a desk, head turned to the right, and then yaku comes and sits to your right, putting his head on the desk and facing you. and just. "hi :)" your heart melts. he kisses your forehead softly and tells you you're wonderful, in case you've forgotten. if, or when, you do open up to him, he'll be very eager to listen, and ready to fight off whoever upset you.

yamamoto taketora; this man is angry. like properly. "who the FUCK put a frown on my baby's face. speak the fuck up. i won't hurt you. ill just mutilate you." if you tell him that it's no one, and that you're just upset, he'll be so confused but he'll just nod and be like "okay. okay. do you want a hug?" and he'll hug you so tight. he'll admit that he doesn't like seeing you like this, and that he'll do anything to make it better. at first he's very cautious, but then he just lightbulb moment and as soon as you get home he'll be like "karaoke night babyyyyy" and then. no more sad.

aoba johsai ━━

oikawa tōru; very. perceptive. he greets you normally, even if he notices something's off, because he won't want to worsen anything. you meet him right before he has practice after school, and he'll just cup your face, lifting them to brush at your hair, and you just sigh. "my baby's had a long day, yeah?" he'll be very gentle and careful with you, i'm sure. he gives you a kiss, smiling softly into it, and reassuring you that you're much too strong to let a single bad day destroy you like this. he meets you later that night with a lotta ice cream and you two just binge watch any reality show you could find, shit talking the actors together. he himself is terrible at talking about his feelings this dumbass >:( so he understands if you don't want to yk? will encourage u to vent it out though. expect terrible, makes no sense advice

iwaizumi hajime; he kinda like. gets mad? when you continue to be upset and not speak about it? he's not mad at you! he's just. mad. this is iwa okay. anyways. he won't bring it up mostly, only being slightly more affectionate, especially in his hand holding, which is super gentle already as it is. when he invites you over, that's when he actually starts to talk to you about it. he lets you know that there's nothing worse than seeing you like this and not knowing what to do, and that he wants you to be able to talk to him. about anything. even if you think it's stupid. he'll listen, and tell you that it's not stupid if it's making you upset. he cooks for you <33333 then bakes with you <33333 you feel a lot lighter at the end of the night tbh

hanamaki takahiro; (he's so annoying i love him). as soon as he sees you upset he makes it his mission throughout the day to cheer you up in any possible way. spams your phone while you're class with ten thousand wholesome memes. sends you pick up lines. when he meets you in between classes he just yells out "how's my favorite person in the entire world!" and kisses you so wholly in the middle of the school hallway lmfao. while he's walking you home, takes a longer route and purposely, he passes by your favorite store/bakery/ice cream parlor. buys u ur favorite, and pretends to be shocked when you give him a piece. late at night, he'll facetime you, wondering how you're feeling, asking if you needed to talk about it. whether you do or you don't, you two will fall asleep facetiming.

matsukawa issei; the minute he sees you he's like "whats wrong". no hi or anything. he has like this frown on his face, which seems off bc it's rare to see a frown on issei's face, and he just tucks your chin in his palm gently and stares at your pout. "you good, baby?" he can tell you're not, but he wants you to be able to tell him on your own. sticks by your side the entire day, and nobody really mentions it. he talks to you as if it were a normal day, but his voice has a softer edge. he's not distracting you, per se. he's more, talking to fill the space while giving you your own space to think. once you're alone, he'll just drag you to the nearest comfy surface, flop down, and pull you on top of him. if you even try to resist or ask whats going on he'll just "nap and cuddles first." and when u sleep a lil bit of ur sadness away, he'll just let you talk it out as he continues to hold you <333

fukurodani ━━

bokuto kōtarō; just as empathetic as asahi, if not more. he really does feel it all with you. yk sympathy pains that partners get when women get contractions? bokuto is that partner. with bokuto, i feel like he'd never make you feel like you couldn't just straight up text him "im sad" and feel bad about it. if you ever do that, he'll immediately call, not even bothering with a text. if he can't come over, he stays with you until you've cried your heart out and then laughing until you can't breathe. if he can go over, he smothers you with love. repeatedly says "you know i love you, yeah? you know how grateful i am for you?" and in between kisses "im so lucky. so, so lucky."

akaashi keiji; i feel like as soon as akaashi notices you're down, or you're slightly off, he just grabs your hand and squeezes, forcing you to stop spacing out and focus on him for a second. if you're with a lot of people around you, he'll lean close to you and ask if you wanna go home. he'll be so soft and gentle and understanding, making up some excuse on the spot on why the two of you have to leave. if you're alone, he'll grab your hand and kind of tug you towards him, silently asking you to come into his arms, where you yourself know you feel safest. as soon as you're in the comfort of your home together, he'll like run you a bath and slip into it with you, just holding you until the water grows cold and the droplets on your skin are from your own tears. he'll wait it out, just holding you as reassurance, then make sure nothing's stopping you from spilling everything to him.

konoha akinori; when he first notices, he kinda deflates. like. who would wanna see their s/o like that? his smile is gentler when he greets you, and he's so soft with you. he grabs a pen and lifts your palm up, quickly scribbling down in his unique handwriting "i love you :) <3" on your skin, whispering for you not to wash it off until the end of the day. it is weirdly motivating tbh. as soon as the two of you are alone, he says it to you, face to face, an expected look on his face as if to ask "you know that, yeah?". puts on a movie to tune out the rest of the world, and holds you close to him as it drags on. he'll give advice if you're asking for it, but he's a better listener than anything else.

shiratorizawa ━━

ushijima wakatoshi; does not notice. in all honesty, he expects you to approach him whenever you have an issue or if you're upset. he's kinda like ? so confused when you're so down and really unresponsive, until he starts to notice how touchy you are. like you're leaning more into his touch, holding onto his hand like it's your lifeline, stealing his vbc jacket because it smells like him. is very straightforward, and will just ask you if you're okay as he walks/drives you home. kinda just stops in front of your house and presses a kiss to your forehead, then pulling you into a hug. "please don't be upset." he won't tell you that it kills him, but you can sense the unsaid words. he urges you to keep his jacket when he notices how safe it makes you feel. greets you the next morning with a new cactus in a pot hehe.

semi eita; is very cuddly once he notices. you'll sit at a table in school and he'll be sitting next to you, but he just pulls you into him and lets you rest your head on his chest, mumbling softly into your hair "i know you're sad and it's okay." he doesn't say anything else, just holds you there with a few kisses in between until he has to let go. late at night, if your thoughts are still keeping you up, he'll be up too, worrying, and will text you at 3 am if u wanna sneak out to meet him. takes you to the park and lays on the grass with you, picking out stars and constellations in the sky, with a soft soundtrack playing from his phone next to the two of you. he makes you feel secure enough to be sad even if you have all the blessings in the world, and makes sure you know that he'll always be there for you, even at 3 in the morning.

satori tendō; cheers you up by making you forget literally everything. replaces the sadness in your brain with just pure serotonin in any way he can think of. he'll take you to an amusement park, get ice cream with you, take you to the carnival in town, to the park, to the beach, to the pool, take you up to his house's rooftop. literally anything. and then he'll say something like "life's too short to spend it being sad over anything, darling." he's so understanding, and if you're frustrated or something he'll tell you to let it out by like wrestling him or some shit. exhausts you so much and you're filled to the brim with dopamine. he makes sure you're always happy, never seeing a dull moment in your relationship with him.

goshiki tsutomu; freaks out. plain and simple lmfao. but once he like grounds himself, he just softly comes up to you and asks you if you wanna talk about it, or if there's anything he can do. if yes, he'll break his leg running to go do it. if no, he'll just sit with you in silence, leaning over to hold your hand, talking to you about volleyball and his aspirations and how well he's improving. he's better at distracting you than helping you face your issues, mainly because he stresses out about giving the wrong advice or somehow making you sadder. he'll take a lot of pictures of you together on snapchat random filters to try and cheer you up, then later on in the night he'll send them to you and be like "look how cute we are ugh what a power couple" i love this dorkhabsjsks

shirabu kenjirō; i think he definitely notices, but keeps it to himself. he’d maybe think he’s imagining things and that you’re okay, so he’d go about his day normally. he doesn’t see you after school, and that’s when he puts two and two together and realizes yeah maybe you are sad. so he texts you, and texts you, and texts you, and gets no reply, so he just. comes over. unannounced. uninvited. just straight vibes. he’s already ordered your favorite take out, and already settling in bed with you under the cover with the lights dimmed and some chick flick playing in the background. gives the b e s t advice because he’s so blunt. like he will tell you if you’re overreacting, but you’re still his s/o, so he’d like wince as he says it. that’s all the sympathy you’re getting <3 but his bluntness will shock you into laughing hehe

inarizaki ━━

miya atsumu; usually, with atsumu, you’re always experiencing loud days. your relationship is all fun and flirty and suave and cool. but when he notices you’re sad, he goes quiet. like. eerily so. immediately pulls you aside somewhere private if you’re at a public place like school or something, and with his hands in yours he asks you if you’re okay. yk that thing where ur on the verge of tears and someone asks you if you’re okay and you just burst. yeah <3. his heart absolutely breaks and he just pulls you into a hug, resting your head on his chest and wrapping his arms around your neck. he just holds you there, even if you’re missing class/your friends are worried. he’ll stay with you until your tears have dried up, until you yourself let go.

miya osamu; i don’t see osamu as someone that loves pda. i feel like he’d be a more lowkey kinda guy. but if you’re sad, that gets thrown out the window. he doesn’t really in the moment, and won’t think too much when he pulls you close to his side and just wraps an arm around your waist/shoulder. yeah he’ll get looks but he can feel you trembling and shaking from holding back tears so yk, priorities. he’ll definitely stress eat with you. takes you literally anywhere and feeds you as you rant to him with tears streaming down your face and he’s just nodding sympathetically as he stuffs your mouth one bite after the other. romance is beautiful

suna rinatarō; when he notices you’re sad, his first response is alright what the fuck who messed up. he immediately blames someone else, and if he’s right, he’ll only get really agitated. just giving everyone the side eye from where you can’t see as he walks the two of you, your hand in his tight. if it’s not someone specific, he’ll just hum thoughtfully and then nod, before pulling you away somewhere private and just sitting you down and saying “talk.” very, very good listener. i can’t stress this enough. as you’re speaking he’s already thinking of a million different ways to help you solve your problem. walks with you as he traces your hands and just quietly tells you all the solutions.

aran ojiro; oh my god as a boyfriend he ticks all the boxes. he’s great at communicating, always satisfies your needs, is trustworthy and trusts you. the list goes on. immediately knows when you’re off/sad, and just smiles softly as he takes your hand, kissing your knuckles and saying, “let’s go home, yeah?” at home, he makes you some calming tea, probably pulls out some cookies or brownies or biscuits (that HE made but we’re not gonna get into that) and just listens as you talk, whether it’s about why you’re sad or just in general. gives you honest advice, but also a lil biased bc he loves you hehe <3

[guqin-and-flute]

How to Romance a Woman feat. Jin Zixuan [Episode 25]

[TRANSCRIPT BELOW]

(1) LWJ: oh god more straight nonsense is this gonna be like the soup thing? the soup thing was s t u p i d

WWX: the soup thingn was HIGHLY OFFENSIVE omg keep up lan zhan

LWJ: no wei ying it was stupid

WWX: look at him fuckin t a l k i n g and shit the gall

(2) JZX: HEY LOOK! OOZE

JYL: oh. cool…?

(3) JZX: do u like ooze?

JYL: not particularly… but if that’s ur thing that’s…fine i can work with ooze …i think

(4) JZX: that was snake ooze

JYL: Oh. ok is that good? i have no idea

JZX: this place is dangerous af does that turn u on?

(5) JYL: no?? ? that frightens me like a regular person strangely enough wtf wtf wtf

(6) JZX: that’s weird every other girl has liked the dangerous ooze i’ve shown her (guess my mom doesn’t count tho)

(7) JZX: I LIED BEFORE the ooze is fine totally safe definitely not a sign of man eating snakes

JYL: why don’t i feel like that’s true??

(8) JYL: okay?? good? i guess?? …i’m not following

JZX: oh look more ooze

JYL: omg why is he talking about ooze so much?

(9) LWJ: jfc this is worse than the soup

WWX: holy shit he’s bad at this

LWJ: is this just what being straight is? i am physically nauseated

WWX: i’ve seen fish flirt better now i’m hungry i want fish

(10) JZX: wouldn’t it be cool if someone died at one of these? maybe some light maiming

JYL: literally no?? what is h a p p e n i n g

(11) JYL: honey i wanna work with u but you GOTTA give me something pls stop talking about ooze for the love of god

(12) JZX: oh so u hate me u want me dead u want to snap my neck and leave me alone to die slowly in these woods so that’s what ur saying and u’ve been laughing at me this whole time figures

(13) JYL: uh no idea how we got from there to heare i just said i didn’t wanna watch forest based blood sports maybe a dinner? or a nice movie? i’m trying i’m so confused

(14) LWJ: i stg if u prolong this bullshit by leaping down like a caped crusader i will personally end you

WWX: but LAN ZHAN—

LWJ: THE SOUP WEI YING I WON’T REPEAT IT

(15) JZX: SO U DON’T LIKE OOZE AND U DON’T LIKE MURDER WTF DO U LIKE? why isn’t being incredibly haughty WORKING?

(16) JYL: omg what is happening why are we yelling?

JZX: BECAUSE I HAVE LIMITED SOCIAL CONTACT WITH PEOPLE MY AGE CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY AND A LIFETIME WITHOUT ANY THERAPY TO SPEAK OF NEVERMIND GIRLS SUCK U SMELL

(17) JYL: okay??? guess i’ll go now?? wtf i have literally no idea what’s going on come out to the forest he says i need to talk to you he says do you like ooze he says

(18) JZX: NO PLEASE WAIT I LOVE U

JYL: why am i like this?

Sound coming from offscreen: nyooooooooooo-

(19) Sound coming IN from offscreen: oooooooooooooooom

LWJ (offscreen): wEi YiNg

Random bush/narrator’s note: here he comes, cockblock mcgee

(20) WWX: SURPRISE ASSHOLE

JZX: wtaf

JYL: omg why

WWX: bitchslap for a bitch

JZX: get ur own tragically maladjusted love life

(21) WWX: eat shit and die, skanklord i already HAVE my own tragically maladjusted love life thank you very much

JYL: omg a-xian please he was about to have a coherent THOUGHT

(22) LWJ: i am here now and i cannot begin to describe the agony that causes me

JZX: i’m beginning to think i have problems communicating

JYL: a-xian p l e a s e he’s forming actual sentences i must go to him

WWX: at this point i’m protecting u from urself

LWJ: u are all so terrible at everything

[more brief summaries i suppose]

[thequibblah]

i'm rereading CT (it's brilliant, i can't express how brilliant it is) and i got to the "I'm not short. You're just overgrown" part five minutes ago and stg I cannot stop laughing HFJDGAJGSJ i ADORE this interaction

you’re so sweet 🥺 and haaa i forgot all about that conversation INSISJAKSJSJ

[goodomens-goodomenseverywhere]

Loki ep 6 thoughts

-FEAR

-recap reminds me I hate ravonna

-I want more mobius/sylvie

-THE SONG WAHHH

-The QUOTES IN THE INTRO?? WAHHH?,

-OH,?? REAL PEOPLE VOICES??

-Greta thin burg I love u

-upside down heart in rock

-THE SUSOICIOUS LACK OF THEME MUSIC WITH THE LOKI LOGO

-this music slaps everyone say thank u Natalie holt

-they look so good….ugh

-sylvies hair…wah

-THE LITTLE CALLBACK TO LAMENTIS

-she’s asking him to tell her to stop :’)

-best buds I love dem

-she’s pulling the ‘I’m 8 minutes older than u!!’ Argument that every twin pulls

-she needs a moment now but she didn’t hesitate back in ep 4. Hmm

-Tom looks fuckin great here let’s not lie

-statues?? Omg who

-ominous door slam

-I FUCKING JUMPED

-OMINOUS ‘HEY YALL???’

-THAT WAS HORRIFYING

-what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

-I need a second

-I’m so sorry that gives me the ‘HEY SISTERS’ jumpscare energy I’m laughing but terrified

-kang

-it’s fuckin kang aint it

-oh he scared

-he’s scared

-of the lokis

-wants to bargain with them hmm

-bitchboy

-this never ends well

-BRO HES PAST THIS STUPID FUCKIN BATTLE

-this is a trick loki PLS DONT FALL FOR IT

-full offense but ‘we can reinsert you so you won’t disrupt the timeline’ and ‘you can kill thanos and have the infinity gauntlet’ cannot POSSIBLY coincide

-her eyes are creepy

-don’t let this overrule your GOAL SYLVIE

-god one of you have braincells pls

-oh she thinks they’re a thing too huh

-Disney don’t do it I stg

-THANK u

-sylvie looks so annoyed girl me too

-even my cat’s confused

-I don’t wanna have any sympathy for ravonna don’t show me those stupid fuckin rings

-LMAO THE CLOCK IS PLAYING RAVONNA TOO

-why is this so funny

-knife buds

-I shouldn’t love him but I kinda do

-okay but they’re so funny just holding their knives to him

-I’m so sorry sylvie is so cute

-her little hair flips

-it’s a Loki thing

-he’s funny but I’m fairly certain I’m gonna hate him

-at least call her by her preferred name bitch

-MOBIUS MY KINGGGGG

-WHAT A BAD BITCH I FUCKIN LOVE YOU

-“one mans void is another man’s….piece of cake”

-SHES SO ANNOYEDFKSIFKS

-youre not sorry bitch

-LMAO B-15 YOU BAD FUCKING BITCH

-OMG OMG OMG PRINCIPAL NOT-RAVONNA IS SO HOT

-B-15 like I’ll expose the fuck outta your ass

-Loki I love you but this is obviously bigger than you think

-man’s a script writer omg

-ugh not him being a sylkie shipper

-man I hate u

-NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN IM TIRED

-right when they thought they could start doing their own thing and making their own decisions he’s like SIKE!!!

-I sad

-this bitch is exactly why I’m like meh on Christian god

-must be boring

-man I don’t want him to turn them against each other

-IS THIS A RELIGIOUS ALLEGORY

-ravonna is. A little unhinged

-‘an illusion conjured by the the weak to inspire fear. A desperate bid from control’

-I’m sorry but she sounds like cliche christians

-this is coming from a cradle Catholic

-why is this the mokius/Loki fight from ep 4 all over again

-she literally says crisis of faith

-mobius: hey I think this entire institution has manipulated us and I'm gonna try and figure out what's at the bottom of it

ravonna: lies to him, has him killed

ravonna: wow i cant believe he would betray me like that

-no bc its giving Aaron burr 'now I'm the villain in your history'

-its giving catra and adora in s1 when adora's like 'they're awful' and catras like 'yeah we been knew. How dare u not condone that'

-except I don't ship Mobius and ravonna

-I had to pause to write this rant

-she threatens to prune him again as if he wouldn't just go back to the void

-mobius: we can't take away ppl's free will

Ravonna: i disagree

mobius: where are u going

ravonna: in search of free will

-PICK A SIDE

-IM TIRED

-mobius being left ONCE AGAIN

-poor bitch

-everyone has evil clones just let shit happen

-why is it literally an entire religious allegory

-HW FOUND BABY ALIOTH

-im so confused

-what does the illusion of the time keepers do at all

-he fills the same spot as them either way

-is it anonymity?

-why doesn't he just kill all the bad variants of himself

-he sounds like a liar I don't trust him

-hes just an asshole

-why doesn't he offer ppl the option to work for the tva

-if he thinks they'll still work under Sylvie and Loki then he must think they'd help

-why does he look scared

-idk why but I'm real tired of all this

-time shit's confusing

-dude i just want lokius interaction

-NOOO NOT A SYLKIE FIGHT

-no I’m so ficking emo

-I want them to be besties

-“because you can’t trust. And I can’t be trusted”

-bro I’m sad

-I’m so sad ab Loki

-he’s trying so hard not to hurt her pls

-WAHHHHH

-I am going to SOB

-HE THREW HIS SWORD DOWN IM GOING TO CRY

-he’s GROWN SO MUCH

-LOUD CRYING

-that’s it I’m fucking logging out

-Disney I hate you

-I’m so fucking pissed

-I’m so tempted not to finish this episode I’m mad

-anger fills me from top to bottom

-NOT THIS AGAIN

-I am taking a moment

-are you SERIOUS

-man

-my exact words when she says ‘I’m not you’ were “AH fuck. GODdammit” but I need you to take the liberty of imagining the exhaustion in my voice

-bro I’m just so mad

-I’m like apathetic to the rest of the plot rn sorry

-I couldn’t care less ab this

-man I am so disappointed

-I’m sorry I just am

-does it really fuckin have to go like that

-god at least let me have one last Lokius moment

-Tom Hiddleston’s deliverance of that rant was so fucking good

-like. You can hear how truly fucked up he is about all this. We’ve never seen Loki like this

-I’m rly emo about it

-I’m actually going to kill marvel

-I am. Divorcing this show

-are you fucking kidding me

-no because fuck you

-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

-I am SO ANGRY

-I am going to be pissed forever

-you fucking make MOBIUS FORGET HIM?? JUST LIKE THAT???

-GODDAMIR

-SO IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER KANG THE CONQUERER??

-I’m so tired

-I just want to take a long fucking nap

-I’m gonna spend the next few years pretending this episode doesn’t exist

-fuck everything man. I’m fucking mad I haven’t been this mad since I watched infinity war in theaters.

-with that I will be. Dying somewhere

[stephanidftba]

"Ask me about my WIPs" meme

Thank you @cardassiangoodreads for the tag! I'm going to list my current WIPs and tag some folks, and y'all have free reign in my askbox :) Stories on ao3 have links in their titles.

Bloody Kira and Laughing Dax - KiraDax pirates AU, Kira attacks Jadzia and gets taken captive. Updating every other Wednesday, 19 chapters posted, writing #33.

Laughing Dax and Bloody Kira - same story, told from Jadzia's POV. Will post when Bloody Kira is done. Writing ch 21.

Airport AU - a request that I'm currently stuck on. KiraDax human AU, they meet in an airport.

New Everything - 7 chapters posted, this has basically moved from Hiatus to Abandoned due to lack of ideas and interest. High School AU but Freshman Ziyal's POV, she's been recently adopted by Kira, the school assistant principal. As she navigates a new school, new friends, and new family, Ziyal finds out her mom likes the librarian, Miss Dax, and the home-ec teacher Mr. Garak is dating nurse Bashir. The eventual goal was for Ziyal to tell Kira "I love you, Mom." ❤️

She's Imperfect, But She Tries - everyone lives canon rewrite feat. KiraDax (and Garashir) parenting Ziyal. Also treats the trauma Kira goes through as realistically as I can manage, will add Counselor Ezri Tigan when I reach that point. Stopped at 17 chapters, just after Kira gives birth to Kirayoshi. STG I will return to this when I have the energy to rewatch and rewrite the Dominion Occupation eps.

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My memory is ✨terrible✨ and I cannot remember which of my friends are writers/which screenname is which person, so if you want to do this, please do! And @ me so I can ask you questions about your WIPs!

[blunicornia]

Okay okay okay I finally saw it-

Here’s a rundown of the episode (not in chronological order) brought to you by my brain...

[Spoilers Below]

How are any of them right-handed????? Ambidextrous????? So talented *clap clap*

Patton & Logan are lab partners. I repeat. Patton and Logan are lab partners-

On today’s episode of ‘Patton’s Vulgar Vocabulary’... (It got WORSE, folks)

Wtf is “consummation of flavor” and “tree’s nuts”??? Patton, Google exists, y‘know-

‘Hey there buddy. Come to my suspicious-looking off-white car if you want some jam.’

Roman in overalls and glasses and riding a bike. (Banger tweet)

There are 2 types of lab partners: Logan and whatever the hell Patton has going on with the board oh my g-

Virgil and the Dead Roses (he’s so emo)

Virgil cannot skateboard. The emo gained -1 edgyness but he’s still cool, so shhhut up-

He got a snapback and threw out his back-

Patton’s doodles... LOOK AT THEM (You’re doing great, Pat <3)

Damn, Roman is so boujee lmao

Logan “What can I say, I’m a slut for Crofters” Sanders

Roman has come up with so many clever nicknames for Logan and he chooses “infodump”??? Eh, I’ll let it slide (this one time)

Yeah, he’s a sk8tr boi, so what?

ROMAN STOP PASSING OUT OR I STG-

Virgil, if you don’t fIX YOUR PANTS, DUDE-

Virge and Ro-Ro, go off with the 80s/90s vibez-

Finally FINALLY our himbo can have a smidge of happiness for goodness sake-

I hope Roman’s jam tastes like his tears of joy because they’re the only proof we’ll get that he is happy-

When you, a 31 y/o, come home after a long day of work to your unappreciative son, who’s also a 31 y/o (C’mon kid, show a little respect for Pop, okay?)

Wait... Patton- Patton, whose house is that???

Pat missed the opportunity to say”pawfice”

“Patton, we’re the same age” LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT, VIRGIL

Roman, you broke your binoculars, you absolute creep /lh

[Roman.exe has stopped working]

“How does it feel to want?” Bow down, peasants-

Is it me, or did Patton snap back at Logan? Like, damn okay-

Roman missed the perfect opportunity to do the Michael Scott bit when he rolled down the window-

Janus and Remus are definitely not jealous- (Although, a Remus-flavor would most likely be inedible and atrocious)

Virgil definitely got laughed at for his lack of skateboarding skills (Probably Janus... scratch that, Janus would actually do that)

Logan angst be like: Guess I’m not that special anymore :’( [yes, that hurt to write, ty very much]

Haha, either Roman can’t drive or he’s just too privileged-

Virgil and Roman had meals on wheels-

Yellow knee-high socks-

LoLo astounds everyone with his undying love for Crofters, Virge-

They’re all gay for Crofters and we all are, too :’)

There were puns, but not as much as the musical-

I wish all [Sides with Crofters jams] a very, very pleasant evening (and the other ones, too, ofc)

[discotenny]

xxX_Epic Memer Significant Other_Xxx

Ango, Fyodor, and Kunikida dealing with a significant other who likes showing and quoting obscure memes

Requested by !anon! [unedited]

Ango

P-please stop sending him pictures informing him that he has ‘been beaned’

Ango is so confused at your actions. He’s never mad, just in a constant state of questioning your sanity whenever you show him a meme you find funny

Okay maybe a little bit of annoyance mixed in with the confusion

He never understands the obscure jokes and memes sent to him, so he takes all of them literally

‘Y/n becoming a clothing hanger is unrealistic and you should put the degree you earned to good use’ 

He brings up your antics one day to Dazai and Oda, and his smelly friend concocts a plan to hopefully bring an end to your ways

though Dazai is just messing with him whoops

Following his friend’s instructions, he waits for the eventual moment where you stride over to ask what he did today

“Well we had to deal with another gifted person attempting to break into our organization. However they did drop their ID as they fled the building. Not stonks for them I suppose”

“W-what did you just say”

“Hm? I simply explained that their plan had completely backfired on them, which could be compared to stocks plummeting after a bad crash”

You didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

Kunikida

This man deals with so much shit from the agency already

Aside from a few slips here and there, joking around with Dazai about some coat hanger video, and the occasional vine you’ll send him; Kunikida has no idea about your ‘hidden side’

That is until he asks you if you could read some paper work for him [man can’t see small fonts he is blind]

“No I cannot” he looks at you with an empty expression. “What’s up I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read” You conclude your quotations with a whip

“Y/n you’re 21″

No matter how much he loves you, you drive him insane whenever you blurt out random vine references during the day

How may times do you have to say you hope the road works whenever you come across a sign please

You want a way to distract Kunikida from all his responsibilities? Send him a deepfried meme and he has to take a five minute break to process the content

Do you know the biggest way to drive him up the wall? Have him walk in on you recording something stupid for your account and he might just faint

With the reveal of your true sense of humor, Kunikida now has two dumbasses to deal with 

Fyodor

Okay so I am a firm believer that Fyodor is the biggest fucking troll in the BSD Universe

Like did you see him Naruto run away from stabbing Mori

Any meme you throw his way he’ll reply with another meme almost instantly, he’s not even fazed by it I stg

AHA HA YOU AND FYODOR BROWSE REDDIT TOGETHER IN HIS DOWNTIME

One day, you come across a folder on your laptop titled ‘send to dazai’

That folder wasn’t there before, yet there were numerous files inside of it. You clicked on one of the files and a picture of a bandaged up man, who you had seen roaming the streets of Yokohama, in a position similar to one taken for an ID. The caption read, ‘And then he betrayed the mafia. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen’

There wasn’t nobody else who used your laptop.... Nobody else but Fyodor

You called for your boyfriend and he strolled in from the other room. “Ye- Oh”

His face contorted into unease as you pointed to the computer screen

You had to cover your mouth to stop the giggles that were threatening to escape

Fyodor explained that he made the folder because he needed a place to store his creations. He would later email them to Dazai [who he described as a friend he knew from work], as a form of playful work banter

You simply laughed at him, ignorant to the true purpose of the folder

The next day, Dazai checked his work email and was met with Fyodor’s ‘gift’. A cry was heard that day

hhhnn I thought I had big brain moment with Fyodor but sadly I don’t think it turned out well ;~; this isn’t funny at all im so sorry T-T

[yuvon-writes-letters]

Wow..you really replied...

In case you want to know, I'm laughing now. Maybe you can, too? :)

When I wrote my first letter I only had access to your first one...All the others, also the ones from Rai, came through shortly after I sent mine. And I am still mindblown.

Sooo, where to start now? [Words crossed out mutliple times] Oh, I know! You are right, I am still able to hold contact with everyone in my world (it feels so weird to write that!!) except for the Duskwood group. It is my third stasis and the last one took almost 4 months, at least if counted right. But it seems..different than before.

What I mean when saying this is: I went out today and I saw some of the 'I am Jake' stickers (this happened with you too, right? I still cannot believe that) that people put everywhere in my city. When the whole I thing started I saw some boys from my neighborhood putting some stickers in place, even filming a video. I have to admit, I only trusted myself to do a picture when it happened... [the next words are a bit difficult to read] But I a_ dig_ess__g.

[They're readable again] Sorry, I had to search a different pen!! So, continuing my weird story. I saw those boys again when I went out to buy some things to cook tonight (I wanted to make something chinese...). And I don't know why, but I got the absoluetely GREAT (not) idea to ask them about the stickers. Why they put them there.

Maybe my time with the Crow-Crew (hehe, I like that) from Duskwood made me do as dumb things as just breaking in somewhere.

But the reply of the boys was very weird...They asked me what stickers I meant and when I told them they said they looked cool but never once saw them before. And I know those boys. Normally they would not lie to me. But maybe I'm just becoming paranoid, too.

But yeah, that was what happened...And still no message from anyone in Duskwood. Honestly, I really miss my Jake. It was complicated, but...he started to open up so much. Started imagining what would happen if the both of us just would run away together (even though he'd never do it..my safety...) :) But yeah [again there is a single tear stain], could you tell your Jake I said hi? It's not the same, but..yeah...

I hope you're feeling well,

Liska🐾🔥

[The text seems to be written very hastily] Ps. Oh my..I [words crossed out]. I didn't think I would add more to the letter. But I just wanted to send it (like the last one). In this moment I'm staring at a call I'm getting. Unknown...

[Heyho, real person behind Liska. I hope that's not too far-fetched xD]

Liska,

Huh. I wonder why it sent like that. Maybe the eldritch entity of trees and whatever the hell is happening anymore messed up? If so, that’s actually pretty relieving, knowing it CAN mess up.

Four months? Oh hell. I do NOT want to be stuck in this damn place for FOUR MONTHS. I need to find a way out asap.

Yeah, the #IAmJake happened here too; and while Rai didn’t specifically confirm nor deny whether it happened in their world they didn’t ask surprised at all when I mentioned it, and their Jake was okay with us using his name. So, it seems like our universes have that in common, at least.

Crow Crew XD   I’m gonna have to steal that sometime.

That’s... very odd, about the stickers, though. I have no idea what the hell is up with that. Maybe the entity has trouble filtering everything related to Duskwood in your world? Maybe that’s why I’m in here instead, easier to control one person and freeze a world than to specifically filter for things relating to the Duskwood case. Maybe some stuff slipped through the cracks.

Jake is probably I can understand Jake fairly well. What I don’t understand is his stance on our feelings. I tend to take the attitude of “shove it all in a box and forget it exists” towards issues like this, but you saw how well that worked out when I finally told Jake everything.

I left out some of the more personal stuff, since I wasn’t sure whether or not you wanted Jake to hear it, even if it’s not “your” Jake, but I said hi to him for you. He says hi back. He’s been fairly sympathetic towards you in between trying to deal with the damn trees, and he told me to assure you that whatever was keeping your Jake from contacting you, it had absolutely nothing to do with Jake himself nor his pursuers.

“Unknown”? That, uh, sounds. Well. Interesting. Let me know how that one turns out. There’s a limited number of people I can think of who that’d likely be (plus spam callers XD), and only one of them is someone I’d particularly like to speak to.

Thanks for the well-wishes, Liska. You too, especially since you’re actually in a place where you can be injured...

—Yuvon

(The letter tucks itself in the paper clip with the others.)

(For the most part, I’m going to try to avoid going out of character on this blog. However, I’ll make an exception this time.

I already have my entity, its MO, its motivations, and the very basic plot progression of this blog (if Yuvon and Jake can stop obsessing over the fucking trees for ONE second, I stg I made Yuvon’s character and I still don’t understand the shit she does sometimes) mapped out, plus exactly how much I’m going to address the current pause between episodes. Some bits of all this are going to be kind of insane, so don’t worry about things being far-fetched. However, whatever Yuvon thinks, the entity she’s dealing with and whatever’s causing your character’s situation don’t quite match up, so our characters can’t work together on that front.

Feel free to make your own entity, though, if you want to. There’s definitely enough of the reality warping amoral bastards to go around, and Yuvon will still help Liska however she can.

Oh. One tip for interacting with this blog, since no one’s quite done this yet, and you sort of need to very soon for Yuvon’s next little plot arc.

Yuvon is not a reliable narrator. Yuvon lies.

Sometimes, you may need to confront her on this.

If you ever need a hint, ask or message @yuvon-augold79​ the word “hint”, and specify what you’re stuck on, and I’ll come up with one.)

[number-ones-numberone]

i love how in Who Mourns For Adonais Kirk’s entire solution to being held captive by Apollo is to laugh at/bully him until he gets mad.

kirk was like “okay guys this guy says he’s apollo and has demonstrated godlike abilities that we cannot possibly match. but don’t worry i got an idea” and like 2 minutes later when Apollo shows up and demands them to worship him kirk and gang is just

“BRO sacrifice a deer?? 😭😭😂😂 that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard my guy,, 😭😭lmaooo you want us to worship you?? 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 broo thats so funny 😂😂😭 hilarious bruh i stg 😂😭😭✊🏻✊🏻 bro you gotta stop with this whole wrath of apollo shit i’m literally CRYING 😂😂😭😭😂😂😂”