#and i ADORE him and punz in the movie

[beeindaclouds]

hii! Is it alright that write all DSMP x reader but the DSMP (either cc or c) turns into their opposite gender? And they all like being confuse about their new shape of body and voice?? If you are okay with this one :D

Hallo, thanks for requesting and I hope you enjoy <3

Reader discovers Genderbend!DSMP

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Philza, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude

Click here before requesting, please ^^

Reader: GN - They/Them

Ps. Everyone is CC! Other then C!Phil and C!Techno. And I didn't include Eret, cause I feel like they're pretty genderfluid in their style already, so nothing would change

❝ Dream ❞

He's smug about it

Like "Oh wow, I have boobs, lemme check" kind of smug

Idk why but I can see him being so proud of being a women and looking attractive

To the point where he uses it against you and makes you question your sexuality lol

♀️♂️

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

George would be too embarrassed to show himself

He doesn't hate how he looks, he's just shy about showing you specifically

You have to reassure him many many times that it's ok and that you'll love him no matter what

And when he comes out you just can't help but shower him in compliments

♂️♀️

❝ Sapnap ❞

I can see him wanting to try womens clothes, to feel just how they are

He chickens out a little, cause he has to see boobs to change, but after he's just showing off his new fits and acting like he's in one of those "make over scenes" in the movies

Like, yeah, he could have done it before in his man body, but it's a different experience in a womans body

Not a fan of heels and he feels bad for you if you wear them

♀️♂️

❝ Badboyhalo + Skeppy ❞

Bad's completely flustered and all over the place, it takes him a while to get used to bring in a woman's body

Skeppy is absolutely loving it and planning the amout of youtube videos he can make out of this situation haha

I imagine you three making many make up and outfit videos, just for pure entertainment

Just leaving the fans confused to wth happened

♂️♀️

❝ Quackity ❞

Boobs

Is all he has to say

He wears the same thing, hoodies and a beanie, and just moves on with his life

But he does freak out when going to the bathroom, cause yk

Makes many jokes about you liking him more cause he has boobs now haha

♀️♂️

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Especially stuff he couldn't wear before, for fear of backlash

Karl definetly starts trying all different types of styles and clothings

I can see him liking very flowy skirts and puffy ones too; he finds them very comfy and adorable to wear

♂️♀️

You definetly make him wear the strawberry dress, you literally have been waiting for an opportunity to do so-

And make up, lots of make up!

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

"My eyes are up here buddy"

He tells you when you first found him in this new form

Honestly nothing much changes, other then the fact that he's more flirty and confident lol

Also imagine him in cute light academia outfits!!!

♀️♂️

❝ C!Philza & C!Technoblade❞

You had to stifle a laugh when you first saw them

The two just contacted you with an "s.o.s" and a "come here asap", so you thought the worst

But instead you found two women in the place of the two men you knew

Phil actually looked a lot like Mumza with his long curly hair

Nothing much changed for Techno, other then the fact that he would absolutely not get out of his cloak because his "body felt too revealing"

Poor Techno :'D

♂️♀️

❝ Nihachu ❞

She's a pretty boy

One of those boys that are born with pretty privileged, like George

[Not that she doesn't already have it-]

She honestly likes the change and is still comfortable wearing "femminine" clothes

You can't help but be mesmerized by how adorable she looks, even as a male

♀️♂️

❝ Punz ❞

"Who wears the pants in the relationship now?!" you happily bragged as you saw Punz

Man wouldn't move from the bed, he was in shock at the discovery of his new body

A little interested, but mostly shocked

Jokes aside, you stayed by his side and reassured him that he looked absolutely beautiful no matter what

And with a bit of buttering up, he got comfortable enough to show off his new body

He looked like a babe, obviously

♂️♀️

❝ FoolishGamers ❞

Man's still beafy, muscle and all

We love big strong beafy women!!

He feels a bit weird, but mostly doesn't see must change

He also tried wearing heels for fun, bad idea

For some reason I imagine you and Tina making him give you two a bit of a fashion show

Maybe inviting female Karl too haha

Imagine the stream y'all would have!!

♀️♂️

❝ Awesamdude ❞

Sam is confident

Like yes, I am the most beautiful women you have ever seen

Bow down to such beauty u.u

Nothing much changes with him either, he feels great in how he looks and loves every second if it

[mayawritestickles]

MCYT tickle HC’S: Punz!

request from @kasey-writes-stuff !! <3

NOTE: HII I'M BACK!! this is the first time in a while that i wrote HC’s for people so please be kind ALKDFJA !! also apologies, there's more ler!punz hc's then lee jksdfshjf

Other wise, enjoy!

Lee!

This cutie isn’t too ticklish around many people.

He’s a tough/stubborn lee around others but not around Sapnap or Dream.

He LOVES tickle games/challenges. Mainly with Sapnap or Dream. Sometimes, Dream and Sapnap will even team up against Punz instead of letting them take turns. 

Punz has a quiet but low laugh, but will melt into a squeaky giggle fit it you get the right spot on him.

He gets those cuddly lee moods where he will provoke Dream and Sapnap into tickling him, but start smiling and trying so hard not to giggle when they start smirking and cooing at him for how cute he’s being. 

I’ve mentioned this for a while in my mind, but yknow how in his MC skin, he has his hood over his head? I think he covers it just bc his ears are very ticklish/sensitive. 

You can make him hysterical and kicking my nibbling on his ears or that spot right below his ears. 

Also back to the MC skin HC, i strongly believe that his knee’s are ticklish and that he teases Dream and Sapnap whenever he’s in a bratty/teasy lee mood. 

CUDDLY SCENARIO RQ- him and Sapnap are cuddling one day, and he finds out that Punz snorts whenever his belly button is poked or tickled. Like- he hiccups and snorts with giggles and pushes him away gently, but doesn’t want him to ^^

“sAHahAPpY! *snort* stAHahaP! IHihitS nOhot a snohohort buttOHohon yOohou gOhohoof!”

Stuff like this ^^ 

Now for spots i'd say his worst are ears, underarms, ribs, belly button, knees and shoulder blades.

Ler!

This man is very teasy whenever he’s tickling someone. Verbally and while tickling someone. 

If he’s feeling very playful, he will come up with the silliest nicknames for you while tickling you, just to get you to laugh more.

He’s not the type of ler to use tools, but he will unless someone really wants him to. 

He loves tickle and chase. He will scoop you up in his arms, carry you bridal style and nibble on your neck with raspberries. Depending on how nice or mean he is, he’ll give your spots raspberries or kisses.

He will find out what nicknames get you and use them against you in teasing. 

“Aww, what’s the matter Princess/Prince?~ Does it tickle here? Well that’s too bad huh?”

He’s very teasy with his stubble, he loves to tickle people’s necks with it and smirk as they laugh and squeal. 

“Awww it tickles?~ My stubble tickles you? Ahaww isn’t that adorable?~” 

Another thing that he does is that he will lift up the lee’s shirt as he’s tickling them, and start to blow raspberries on their tummy as his stubble is now adding along with the tickles.

This man is e v i l with how he tickles people. 

He doesn’t tickle too rough with lees, unless they really want him to.

Tw // restraints/pinning - one of his favorite methods again is to take someone’s arms above their head and spider his fingers on their tummy or sides, really which ever spot there is that’s exposed to him.

He will SMIRK and say the most teasest stuff while tickling you.

“What’s that?~ You want me to stop?~ Hmmm… but are you sure you want me to sweetheart? You were the one that wanted me to tickle you after all pretty boy/girl~”

He mostly goes after Sapnap and Dream for them tickling him.

LOVES revenge tickles

I’ve mentioned this before with methods, but one of his main methods is pinning someone’s arms up above their head and vibrating his fingers into someone’s ribs or sides. He also loves cooing at them as they giggle, laugh and squeal “pleading” for him to stop.

“Stop? But I don’t think you want me to~ Soooo… nope! I’m good :D” 

I would say his favorite spots to tickle someone are the sides, tummy, back, and underarms.

Really puts all of his effort into after care. This man will get you water, cuddles, your favorite snacks, favorite movie or show. And oh SO much praise, just because he’s a tease.

That’s all! I’ll get to your requests more soon!! <3

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

Ready you are. You for questions have I!!!!! KAYLA

Now read that backwards :3

Ok ok ok

So was looking at tiny Mer au and found the post about Dream and Foolish. Are they related 👀👀👀

And because I’m fairly certain they are, is Puffy apart of your au and if yes, what is she????

Also it seems you like to paint George as a Villain for a lot of your aus. Just wondering what your reasons are behind that. (I actually think it’s really cool since George isn’t usually utilised as a villian against dream often)

For your Fairy au, do hunters exist in your universe? If so, who would the hunters be and what kind of uses would fairies hold in the eyes of a hunter?

Annnnnddd who and how do the characters come about breaking the language barrier? I know there’s a way to break it but you said it was rare. I wanna know!!!!!!

Surfer dream au, ha suck it George! Serves you right for tormenting Dream. However what changes George’s perspective on humans in the end? And when it does change, what happens with Dream and George’s relationship? I can imagine the tension would be high.

Also, any other characters you want to add to the surfer dream Au that you have yet to add yet? If yes, who and what are they?

Random side questions

Any recommendations for fics you love that you think everyone should read? (I want more reading material lol)

A gt movie you adore

Your favourite Christmas movie and/or Carol

Something you’d like to receive for Christmas

Thank you for answering and here’s many lollipops as thanks for answering 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

Woooooo! I received Questions!!! >:D Thank you Becky!!!

Yeah, Foolish and Dream are related in tiny mer au; Foolish is a shark mer that is also a sizeshifter but unlike Bad that he's human sized mer and can grow to 60ft tall mer, Foolish is a 4'5 inches tall mer that can only grow to human size.

Also for Puffy, I have no intention to add her to the au, since I'm not used to draw or write about her :')

I don't know in which more au's did I make George a villain but yeah, I kinda want to see George being a villain against Dream sometimes, since usually the villain is Dream, so I wanted to change that :]

Well, actually Fairy au is like the au that has a bit of angst at the beginning (because injuries at all) but is supposed to be a fluff au so I didn't add hunters to it :)

Well, for the language barrier; Karl likes to read a lot so one day, he finds a book where they talk about the "magic forest" and found a section were it was specifically focused on one mysterious berry that no one know its color; there are a lot of them, they have the same form but different colors; all of them are mortal if they're eaten, so that's why fairies stopped trying to find the actual one that breaks the barrier. But what will happen when Karl founds one of that berries and accidentally eat it, just to be able to understand the fairies not much later? >:]

Quackity probably reluctantly hands George something he really likes, saying it's from Dream, who wanted Quackity to give it to him since he didn't want to get anywhere near George. It would also change when Quackity reveals that Dream is actually only 16 and that he has only been trying to kill a kid...

George and Dream's relationship? Well, George would actually try to get closer to Dream but the human would only panic trying to get away from him, hiding behind Sapnap, Quackity or Punz (yeah, Punz and him are friends when this happens), but time to time Dream starts trusting George (slowly but he starts). Also because probably Sapnap and Quackity told him that George is trying to change and apologize to him.

Well, I'm also going to add Foolish to this au too :]

Recommendations?? Uhh... Right now I can't think of any but I'll tell you when I got some :']

Hmmm, Arrietty and Thumbelina (1994) :D

Christmas movie... I can't remember if I have seen any... And Carol; "25 de Diciembre, fun fun fun" (yeah, Spanish Carol UuU)

Cosplays and anime things, any type of things >:]

Thanks for the lollipops Becky!! :D

Have some cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[starsweepersold]

when u and ur twinnie just sitting and talking about the salt u have over how the t.angled series just ruins eugene’s character and he deserves so much better :///

[mcyt-peach]

Mcyt with a clingy s/o who loves kisses and hugs but like is super shy?? If that makes sense lol

mcyt with a clingy but shy s/o

⋆｡˚ including: cc!dream, cc!george, cc!sapnap, cc!karl, cc!quackity, cc!wilbur, cc!niki, cc!awesamdude, cc!punz and cc!foolish

⋆｡˚ warnings: reader uses they/them pronouns

⋆｡˚ note: ahhh this was such a cute idea I'm so glad you requested this I was totally blushing writing this, hope you enjoy it!!

Dream

you have hit the jackpot with this one

streaming without a face cam means you can plop down in his lap whenever you like

still, it doesn’t stop you from getting a bit shy, especially with Dream’s teasing nature

it doesn’t help that he’ll mention you’re with him 24/7

whether he’s just on call with some friends or streaming in front of thousands of people, he sneaks in comments here and there that make your face heat up

but it’s not like he’d let you leave, of course not

“Chat you should see them right now, all snuggled up against me. No no, where do you think you’re going, baby. You’re staying right here on my lap.”

George

he may not be the most touchy boyfriend, but there is nothing he loves more than a good cuddle sesh

he can never resist when you lay down on the couch and make grabby hands at him

but if he ever mentions it, you’re as embarrassed as could be

if we’re being honest, he enjoys making you flush just as much as he likes taking naps with you

you’ll 100% accidentally find out that his lock screen is a picture of you curled up against him in bed and he’ll never let you live it down

“Look at you, sound asleep on my shoulder, all snuggled up... I think you’re drooling a little.”

Sapnap

he definitely feels the same as you

he’s not always confident enough to make contact first, but he absolutely revels in the moments you’re together

after the first couple of dates, he finally musters up the courage to kiss you when he drops you off for the night

and to be quite frank, he wasn’t the only one blushing afterwards

he tries to act cool afterwards, but he’s grinning like an idiot

you’re not much better, doing the whole ‘run inside and slide down the door’ thing like you’re a movie star

he definitely texts you that night

“I think we should do that more often, honey. Even if you get all shy”

Karl

Karl is well known for his love of physical touch and you couldn’t be happier with it

but the trouble comes when he gets too bold with his love

one minute he’s having a chill stream, just talking to chat

and suddenly it’s chaos, because you’ve walked into the room and Karl finally has someone to shower in affection

he’s got his hands wrapped around you, holding you close, before he pulls back and plants a kiss right on your lips

“Karl you can’t just kiss me on stream!!!” “But you liked it :)” cue flustered silence from you

Quackity

not necessarily the type to be super outward with his feelings but adores your presence

so as long as you’re in the room with him, he’s happy

still, you just feel the need to be as close to him as possible

you’re watching a movie, nothing out of the ordinary for you two

what isn’t normal is you climbing on Q’s lap and wrapping your arms around his shoulders

when you do muster up the courage to lean back, he’s a blushing mess

which of course, makes you a mess as well

“W-what was that for. You can’t just jump on me out of nowhere. Ugh... I’m gonna melt.”

Wilbur

another one who loves when you get shy

in fact, he actively seeks it out because he thinks it’s adorable

never does it in front of chat though, he wants to be the only one who sees you all shy

first thing he does in the morning is draw you up against him and give you kisses all over your face

he’ll pull your face back with his hands and just wait to feel your cheeks heat up against his palms

he does that annoyingly cute laugh when you dive under the covers to escape him

“Ok, ok, no more hiding. Let me see that beautiful face of yours darling.”

Niki

Niki is very similar to you in the sense of clinginess, takes every opportunity to drape herself over you wherever you are

but the second the two of you realize just how sappy you’re being...

both of your faces are heating up, total tomato fest

she’ll get all blushy if you snuggle up next to her

you push through the embarrassment just to chase her around the room for kisses, to which she pleads for her cat’s help

“Noooo Zuko save meeeee! They’re going to smother me with kisses!”

Sam

this big teddy bear can’t deal with how bashful you get

of course, he still can’t deny you when you give him puppy dog eyes and ask for a kiss

this in turn gets him shy and suddenly you’re both giggling like high schoolers

loves cuddling with you at night because you’re too tired to deny him

buries his head in your shoulder because he can feel your whole body heat up

“You’re not gonna slip away in the middle of the night, are you honey? Nahhh, you like me too much to do that.”

Punz

omg this cocky mf would love to show you off, even if you get embarrassed

would full on make out with you on stream if you didn’t stop him

still, that doesn’t put an end to him flustering you in public

holding you hostage on his lap while on call with friends, sneaking kisses in public and always having a hand on you

he likes to call it “exposure therapy”, but it’s very obvious he just likes seeing you kiss drunk

“Babe, how are you ever gonna get over your shyness if we don’t do anything. Then again, you are pretty cute when you’re flustered.”

Foolish

he can not get over your blushy face

just breaks into a smile whenever he sees you get all flushed

doesn’t seem to understand why that makes you even more embarrassed, though

will 100% wrap you up in a blanket burrito so you can’t escape

sits you on his lap during a long stream, every once in a while, he gives you a kiss on top of your head

puts up a little sign on stream that says ‘cuddle time, don’t mention the burrito’ because he doesn’t want you to leave because of chat

“What? No chat, you can’t mention them! They’re gonna get all shy!”

[snappleapple]

their favorite types of kisses

people in this - dream, georgenotfound, sapnap, wilbur, punz, jschlatt, awesamdude, quackity

headcanon!

the most disgusting fluff i’ve ever written

warning - cursing, i think that’s all but if there is more please do not hesitate to tell me :)

word count - 2k

a/n: okay okay, i might’ve lied earlier about that being my last post but this was short and easy to make which is why i would like to feed my readers this early haha. anyways, enjoy and please disregard the errors in this post, i hate proof reading anything lol. also, i’ve been very indecisive on the title and i might change it later and ooh, my masterlist will be made soon. i’ve just been feeling very unproductive these days. also, please put in requests, i am so bored and dumb therefore there are no ideas in this brain. and if you’d like a part 2, i might add more people for the part 2!anyways, peace!

dream -

i get the feeling that dream’s favorite type of kisses would be cheek kisses

he just likes to watch as you struggle to reach his height

“aw look at those little legs do their thing.”

ends up with you not giving him his kiss

and mans becomes SO pouty

“y/n…come on. don’t be this way.” :(

if you don’t kiss him on the cheek, will also become SO clingy and whiny

“why won’t you KISS ME!”

clenches his fists and stomps away like a teenage girl during puberty

slamming the door to your room

so then you have to go and give him all the kisses he wants

his face is slammed into your pillow

you sit on the side of the bed and pet his hair

leading him to stare up at you with puppy dog eyes

“i will give you all the kisses you want. so stop being so pouty, you big baby.”

will literally leave zero feet of space between you and him

taps his cheek to tell you he wants kisses

when you go on dates, will literally make you stand on your tippy toes to get his kisses

does not bend down at all and actually lifts his head higher to tease you

in other words, clingy but rude hoe

george -

george is a classic romantic

he loves just lip kisses

pecks or lingering ones

he doesn’t care

mans don’t need too many kisses

nor does he need to be too clingy

total opposite of dream and sapnap *ahem clingy ahem*

if he wants a kiss,

he will come over to you and get it

doesn’t get pouty if you’re busy

just waits patiently

doesn’t enjoy it when you interrupt him when he’s streaming so you do your own thing

when you’re watching a movie with him,

he will literally only stare at you with his cute smile

and listen to your every criticism of the movie

he likes to just peck your lips whenever he feels like it

and you’re just not surprised anymore

just likes to stare at your lips whenever you talk

overall, is very sweet but not to an extent with showing affection

sapnap -

omg

sapnap just vibes with neck kisses

it tickles his neck and he loves them

giggles when you pepper kisses along his neck and flushes a deep red

“y/n. stop.” giggles between each word

but when you do, becomes the saddest person in the whole world

“i was joking.” :(

when he’s streaming and he begins to miss you

would leave his room and find you just to get a kiss

just like dream, would get angry if you give him no kisses

“GIVE ME KISSIES!”

very amusing for you

and you love to tease him

“i don’t want to give you kissies.”

continues to stare at you with a large frown until you give in and give him kissies

lsg supremacy but i’ll get into this later hehe

you better give him kisses or you’ll be dealing with a very sad sapnap

sadnap :(

wilbur -

wilbur, wilbur, wilbur

what can i even say

total nose kiss guy

i bet he’ll boop your nose twenty four seven

asks stupid questions just to get your attention

“y/n?”

“yes wilbur?”

“is a hotdog a sandwich?”

“why-“

“boop.”

“did you just say boop while you booped my nose?”

if he’s streaming and you bring him a snack

he will hold your face still and leave kisses on your nose

not too clingy but not too distant

likes to be just right with you

if its snowy outside and your noses get red

makes dumb jokes about he is rudolph and you’re mrs. rudolph

just a lot of smooches from wilby

takes you to a lot of hidden cafes in the city

and while you read, he balances his head on his palm, staring at you in admiration

if you’re insecure about your nose, you legit can’t be around wilbur because he will go on a tangent about how beautiful it is

substantially, soft boy hours all day bro, besides when he gets mad then you leave the hormonal man tf alone

punz -

i don’t see a lot of punz on tumblr so here we go

punz loves hand kisses

not to an extent where he has a hand fetish

god no but just like

when your holding hands, he’ll occasionally pull your hand up to his lips and leave a kiss

lots of hand holding

and i mean lots

constantly gets mad fun of for being a simp but ignores those comments because he genuinely loves you so much

likes it when you play with his hair and messing it up

also likes to compare hand sizes with you

always has a hand on your thigh or your hand in his whenever he is driving somewhere with you

even when you go on dates, always holding hands

no matter how sweaty your hand gets, he will hold on

sometimes if he holds on for too long, you have to tell him to let go

“punz, my hand is super sweaty. lets take a break from the hand holding.”

would flat out decline so you would have to pry your hand out of his

he would also love it when you would kiss his hand

makes him feel all polite and precious LOL

would also wrap his pinky along yours when you walk together

he once came with you to a family gathering for christmas and was so SHY

shy boy held your hand for security while your younger siblings made fun of you

afterwards, when you were under a mistletoe, he kisses you on the lips before kissing you on his favorite part of your body,

your hand

c!jschlatt -

jschlatt is a whole mess

the first time you met, he confessed that he would hate you for as long as you lived because you made fun of his boots

now he says he still strongly dislikes you but you’re more tolerable

doesn’t like it when you make him soft and HATES it when he blushes

“why must you do this to me, mother nature?”

also “hates” it when you even touch him because he “hates” you

when he actually confessed to you that he liked you with his grumpy usual grandpa voice,

you kissed him on his forehead, after he bent down of course

he is an actual giant and threatens to squash you like an ant if he feels the need to

is an absolute monster to you but loves it when you kiss his forehead because it makes him feel secure and loved

likes to watch the wind blow through your hair and mess it up but gives you his hat because he like you being “all pretty and shit”

gets SUPER jealous when you hug children

like for example, when you went over to a family gathering at his house, his cousins came up to hug you

and when you let go of the child, the man child comes and lugs you over his shoulder

gets yelled at by his mom and gives her a sheepish smile before rolling his eyes and throwing you down on the sofa set next to him

his mom doesn’t approve of the way he treats you but you tell her its fine because he’s cute

when you are far from any type of civilization or in the safety and solitude of your own home, he wants kisses on the forehead

pointing up to it and bending down so you could reach it

“y/n, i only love you because of your forehead kisses.”

“you only love me for my kisses?” :(

“mhm.”

actually feels slightly bad

“and because of your personality.”

“thank you-“

“shut up. we don’t talk about this.”

in conclusion, give him his forehead kisses or perish

awesamdude -

sam just adores it when you give him jawline kisses

not because it’s basically the only place you could reach but because it’s a sweet gesture

sam is all about sweetness

i mean have you even seen this man on his stream

he likes to watch you while you have conversations with your friends

not in a creepy way but more like an adoring way

cause man does he love you

i mean not only does he love you but his whole family does

and when you’re alone with sam, you love to bury him underneath all of your love

“i love you sam!”

“no i love you more y/n!”

“NO i LOVE you more!”

“NO i LOVE you MORE!”

“SAM NO. I LOVE YOU MORE!”

“okay thank you sweet pea.”

leaving you a bit confused but happy that he accepts your love

when you cuddle, omg

he never stops peppering kisses all over your face and vice versa because your relationship is disgustingly fluffy

when he lends you one of his sweatshirts, you sure as hell better wear that shit out or else (i am leaving a blank threat here)

sam loves technology but you guys sort of have a system

a system that involves mailing each other love letters rather than texting them

you guys also go on a ton of walks just about anywhere

hand holding is mandatory even though you probably look like a child compared to him

just give sam lots of love and in return, you’ll receive lots of love

quackity -

mans cannot leave you tf alone

likes to do ANYTHING freaky around you

“i will follow you to the ends of the earth, mi amor.” or

“ayy, back off.” if anyone gets too close to you

messes with you twenty four seven and makes it his job to drive you insane

plays horror games at two in the morning for fun

and when he gets scared, hides in the safety of your arms

“mi amor. i’m scared.”

“shut the fuck up and sleep, alex.”

“okay.” shuts up quickly and snuggles deeper into the crook of your neck

loves you so deeply but HATES your cat

“look at that little dumb thing stare at me. you got a problem bro?”

your cat also HATES alex

scratches him all the time and hisses at him

if you think sapnap is babie, wait till you meet alex

“y/n he bit me!”

when you glance down, you don’t even see a scratch

“kiss my boo boo.”

wtf

“what boo boo? there’s nothing there.”

gasps as if you offended him

“this boo boo that your el demonio did to me.”

this man will do anything to get boo boo kisses

istg, you once found him provoking your cat to get some scratches

in alex’s mind, ouchies = kisses from y/n

always has ouchies from god knows where and shows it to you

even though you find it annoying at first, you grow used to it and it sorta becomes your thing with alex

alex is babie and you need to take good care of him :)

[itsonlydana]

aight-

A Foolish x GN!Reader were the reader is an amazing builder as well and the two of them decide to have a minecraft date were they build a whole town/city in a new world they made together!

That sounds so cut oml-

They just make a whole town in minecraft together because they are in a long distance relationship 🥺 And its just very aesthetic and shit.

headcannons ro one shot i dont care ^^

And you dont have to do this lol

just an idea

"close to you"➷ Foolish

➛ pairing: cc!Foolish x gn!reader

➛ idea: it's date night and since you recently came home and you were back to long-distance, you decide to meet in minecraft

➛ tags/warnings: none, fluff

➛ an: this is such an adorable idea D:

You never intended to have a long-distance relationship. When you thought about long-distance relationships, the counterpoints were always heavier than the ones in favor, and yet you repressed them, ignored them, threw them overboard when you met Foolish.

of course there were days, sometimes even weeks when you longed for each other's touch, especially when something had happened in your lives that you would have preferred to tell the other in person or not, and only wanted to be held

most of the time these days ended in endless phone calls throughout the day, always interspersed as soon as you could and when it was time to sleep, you were there for each other

sometimes you also sent things from your everyday life, like a printed photo, a receipt from a café, a movie ticket, a bracelet or small drawings, so that you could keep something of the other and not everything was online

your relationship was public, mainly because Foolish couldn't stop talking about you or teasing Punz about having a partner, but it wasn't open. You kept most of it to yourselves and in your closer group of friends, you both didn't want a love triangle with the internet

despite the private nature of it, it was clear why Foolish would sometimes cancel streams at short notice or disappear for a week; "partner-holiday" as the doozers called it, and when it happened, a lot of fanart always appeared afterwards

you both relied on having a routine even if you lived far apart and it had been Foolish's idea to create a minecraft world for the two of you since you had been building in your own for a long time while you were on the phone

it had become a regular part of your day that you sat together in the voice and played in this world, completely hidden away from the duties of life

"Where are you Foosh?" You skipped across one of the many paths that wound through the world, the sound of gravel and dirt in your headphones, the soft patter of rain against your window panes muffled. 

It was already dark outside and your room was lit by the flickering light of your PC, as well as the screen with the sunny minecraft day, and the open video call with Foolish on your other. While you preferred it dark in your room, Foolish always sat there with full lighting, providing enough light for both of you. 

When your boyfriend didn't respond to your question, you squinted to the side where he was looking at his screen with a grin. He was deliberately ignoring you, he was definitely plotting, but what was unclear to you; you hadn't seen him in your area in quite some time. 

So you kept walking through the world you'd been playing in for months now. Over gravel paths winding through forests, over bridges crossing rivers, past the small village where you had started, past the Japanese garden you had recently been working on, and finally you landed in Foolish's final project: 

Atlantis

While you mostly focused on making everything fit together and working on backstory, like hidden easter-eggs or just the paths that connected everything, Foolish threw himself into gigantic masterpieces. What he built on the Dream Smp seemed tiny compared to Atlantis, the lost city. For the twenty conduits alone, floating in tall towers, you barely slept for several days because Foolish was eager to start building and couldn't do it without them. Not to mention collecting the materials.

But again, you couldn't see any sign of your boyfriend.

"Foolish?" you asked again, then you saw the sign.

"come to other side of forest :)"

"Foolish!" you exclaimed, throwing your head against the back of your chair. Sighing, you turned your character around. "That's where I was just now. Couldn't you have let me know sooner?"

"Nope," Foolish said cheerfully, in a high pitch that definitely betrayed a plan behind this detour. 

You ran back again, not without complaining in the meantime that you were being attacked by monsters because Foolish hadn't lit up again, or just because he was making such a big mystery. Normally he couldn't keep a secret from you, you just had to smile at him and everything would bubble out of him like a bottle that had been shaken too long. Unstoppable and by the time he noticed it was usually too late.

"Okay Foosh, I'm there, where are you?" You ran out of the forest into a clearing where Foolish's character was sneaking in his shining netherrite armor. Armor that you had gotten for him because he kept dying from fall damage. For this, he had paid you with plenty of kisses during your last visit.

In front of Foolish, was a single button on the moss floor. You feared in what direction his secretive planning had gone.

"Are you ready?" he asked, and you looked to the screen where he wiggled his eyebrows and grinned broadly.

"Foolish, if you lose our armor I'll send the Doozers after you," you threatened. 

He waved it off, and pressed the button. 

You squeezed your eyes shut briefly as you heard the click and activation of redstone underground, but when nothing happened, you opened them again.

You waited.

You were about to say something, but you didn't get a chance.

For suddenly there was a hiss and one rocket after another flew into the air around you, exploding brightly in the dark night sky and coloring the night in all the colors of the rainbow. A jukebox started playing, your favorite record, and all you could do was stare riveted to your screen. 

You heard Foolish whisper something under his breath, then immediately several rockets flew up and exploded above you both in a red, sparkling heart.

You turned your head, tears threatening to break their way out in your eyes, and your lip quivered slightly.

Foolish smiled. "I know you wanted to see the fireworks show here, but had to leave early. I hope you like it."

[literallykenmaandshoyo]

Being in a long distance relationship with cc!Foolish

cc!Foolish x reader (gender neutral)

Requested: No

Proofread: No

Music: Surface Pressure from the movie Encanto

Warnings: Long distance, none tbh Foolish is a sweet boy

Author's note: More Kenma having a brain rot for ccs!

-Mod Kenma

First and foremost, his family loves you

Like I'm not kidding

His sisters will highjack a phonecall to say hi to you

You two don't mind though, finding it adorable

His mom loves you

She always sends you treats and sends you family recipes to try out

You two call so often that the doggos know your name and voice (one time they even responded to you)

You're almost always in chat and are a VIP!

When you're on stream with him, he trolls you constantly

Especially if you two are playing games together

Foolish wants to introduce you to his friends so you guys can play together

They all enjoy your company and think you two fit each other perfectly

You don't play with them often but they are a blast to play with

By they I mean Punz, Sapnap, Gumi, Antfrost, Sam, and Boomer

You're not really active, being busy with your own life

Foolish does not shut up about you

Every chance he gets, he WILL talk about you

It's become a common thing to make into a compilation

There are up to 5 compilations so far

Foolish likes to spoil the fuck out of you occasionally

Like, he'll send you random gifts and his excuse would be "this made me think of you :)"

Most of it is random nicknacks that you can put around your house

And the rest of the stuff is matching shirts (yes you have a matching jaws shirt) and sweaters

Once every 2 months, you'll get a care package from his family

He does make a subgoal you going over to stay for a while (He pays for your trip of course)

When he reaches the subgoal, he tells everybody

He buys you your ticket and surprises you

When you go to visit, there is a party!

Foolish spends the rest of the night cuddling you

You're in the background of streams, asking him if he's eaten or if he needs water

You say hi to chat and they lose their mind

They literally beg Foolish to let you stay

A chair is pulled up for you and you sit next to him

Q&A streams are a common thing

Most of them are light-hearted

But some of them turn into debates between the two of you

Most of them are dumb like pineapple on pizza or who is the better hunter in manhunt

When Foolish streams, you'll hang out with whatever sibling isn't busy

Or with Mamafoolish

With Mamafoolish, you help with chores, cooking, and even going around doing errands

A lot of stuff in the PO box comes in for you

Most of them are shark plushies and fanart but it's still adorable

Honestly, even though the relationship is long distance, it's nice

[hiccanna-tidbits]

WHAT UP @ohlooksheswriting HAVE AN INDIRECT CONTRIBUTION TO HICCUNZEL MONTH

SO I think my main reservation about shipping romantic Hiccunzel has always been the fact that I stan Hiccanna and Jackunzel so hard, like. I simply cannot look at Rapunzel x Hiccup and NOT go “but what of Jack and Anna??? Are they now fated to not find true love??? They’re gonna be so sad D:”

So the obvious solution all along was to have Hiccup and Rapunzel date Anna, Jack, AND each other, EZ

And HiJack and Annunzel are pretty solid gay ships, so like??? It kinda WORKS???

And thus the RotBTD discord came up with Hijannunzel, which might well be the most blursed ship in existence XD Legit poly ships are too powerful. Once you start shipping them, it’s like “oh, this solves SO many problems??? And also if they all got married and got a tax break they’d be OP as hell??? And having a 3-way support system of awesome people to kiss and cuddle and hang out with would be SICK???”

ANYWAYS! I decided to style this so that I put a thing I think each pair would bond over between their pictures because I think it’d be neat!!!

Rapunzel & Hiccup: Art!!! He sketches, she paints, and they definitely draw each other and nerd out over different art styles together!!! Catch them on an art museum date any day. They’ve also definitely made art of each other, and the rest of the polycule. Rapunzel & Jack: Outdoorsy winter fun!!! Like Rapunzel is literally ALWAYS down for a gigantic, Extra snowball fight and you can’t change my mind. Punz just really likes being outside (I mean, she was locked inside for years, can you blame her???) and appreciates all the seasons, but like...overappreciates winter because she figures it could use the love XD Anna & Jack: Sweets!!! I am 1000% convinced both these kids are sugar junkies. Anna has a preference for chocolate obviously, but Jack will devour anything with a sugar content Tooth would absolutely not approve of. They also both adore hot cocoa, and you can’t change my mind. Anna & Hiccup: Dragons/animals in general!!! Anna’s such an animal whisperer in Frozen 1, like. She gets three ducklings to jump into her hands, befriends Hans’ horse, vents to her own horse, and sees a guy talking to his reindeer like a buddy and just immediately starts doing the same thing. Ain’t no one convincing me Anna wouldn’t think dragons were the coolest shit ever, and she would try to (perhaps unwisely) befriend every single one.

Couldn’t include in this one, BUT ALSO:

Jack & Hiccup: Flying and thrill-seeking!!! Like they both seem to be hardcore adrenaline junkies, if Jack letting the wind blow him around every which way and Hiccup literally inventing a funky winged device so he can fly with Toothless is anything to go by. These two would really love flying and exploring together! The adventures AND the poor decisions would be unparalleled XD Rapunzel & Anna: Flower appreciation!!! They both dun got big springtime vibes, and would probably be constantly picking wildflower bouquets for each other. I feel like they’d get into gardening, and try to befriend all the pollinator bugs--even the scary ones XD Love that they both have floral motifs, and Anna’s is a sunflower while Rapunzel’s is...a literal sun flower XD Also love the idea of them bonding over girly stuff in general, and doing things like dress-shopping and meadow-frolicking together :D

Anyways, they all share an apartment and have movie and video game nights where they all get into a cuddle pile on the couch and it’s wholesome and fantastic. They also like to crash fancy parties paired off and then stage dramatic “reveals” where they get caught cheating on each other and make a whole production out of it, solely to be chaotic. Also to snack on fancy little cheese blocks on toothpicks and crostini. Have a great rest of your night.

Pic credits available upon request!

[someone1348]

Eee your CC!Punz caregiver stuff was so cute can I also get CC!Sapnap ones ?

Ahh! Thank you Kasey!! @kasey-writes-stuff

And YESS! AHH OMG! SAPPPY!!! WOOHOO!!

Let's goooo!!

Sapnap <3

Alrighty!!

Caregiver!cc!Sapnap:

-He is just as amazing as Punz oh my goodness!

-Sapnap is more on the fun and upbeat side when it comes to caregiving while Punz is the fun but stern one

-The difference between them is while Punz will make sure you stick to bedtime Sapnap won't care if you stay up a little longer than your bedtime as long as your happy

-He is a "I'll give you 5 more minutes" kind of guy!

-He is so protective of you it is adorable!

-When it comes to bad situations though he is on top of things right away

-He is patient, calm, confident and respectful when it comes to you and bad situations, Same as Punz!

-If there is crying involved he will hold you until your heart rate is steady again but immediately will do anything he can to make you laugh or smile

-From funny faces to some light/gentle tickles he will do whatever it takes to cheer you up

-And for doing such an amazing job he will get you some ice cream or whatever your favorite dessert is as a reward for handling that bad situation like a champ!

-He may not show it on camera but Sapnap doesn't mind cuddles one bit! Well at least when it comes to you (and Karl lmaoo)

-One word Hoodies!

-He has a ton! So he will either give you his or you can climb into his hoodie, like go underneath the hoodie, pop your head out the top while he holds you close! So cute!

-You both also have matching panda onzies and have done an at home photoshoot together in them!

-Movie nights and Cuddles are a must!

-He knows all of your favorites but still asks you anyway which one you want to watch

-He knows a few littles that regress to a paci age so he has some stored in a drawer just in case! (If you regress to that age he is prepared!)

-He has all different types and every color, he even let you pick one out and decorate it!

-If he happened to be out without you and you slip and let him know that you are feeling "small" he will drop whatever he was previously doing and go home to you to take care of you

-Not only that but he will pick up your favorite snacks/drink/food on the way home and some other random goodies like stickers and fun stuff for you to enjoy when he gets home

-He just adores you so much!

-If you are getting sleepy he will point it out and say how adorable you are/how cute your yawn was

-He is just full of compliments!

-In public, if you slip into little space he will notice right away and make sure you stick to him when you two walk together

-Say you are at a grocery store and you accidentally slip into little space he will pull you closer to him and speedrun through the groceries so he can get you out of the big crowd and safely back into the car and back home

-He is so caring and considerate!

-If you are comfortable with others knowing about you being a little then all of his friends are fully prepared to take care of you too!

-The only one of his friends that knew before the others was Dream because the two of them live together and Dream had taken care of you a couple of times before if Sapnap wasn't around and you happened to slip into little space

-You didn't mind though, Dream made sure that you were comfortable and informed you that he knew about little space and had his little moments before but is fully prepared to be your temporary Caregiver if Sapnap was out of the house

-Both you and Sapnap were very thankful for that and for Dream

-But yeah all of his friends love you and are 100% ready to take care of you

-They all give you a safe and comfortable environment so if you were ever going to slip you would be safe there

-Cuddle piles are huge whenever you slip around the group!

-They are all very good caregivers

-Whenever you are little in front of the group though Sapnap makes it his duty to prove his "Manliness" in front of you and that starts the light saber wars which never fail to put a smile on your face

-Sapnap loves when you sit on his lap, he likes to hold you close and this makes him feel safe and comforted

-So if it is a chill day or it's getting late he will just hold you and hum whatever song was stuck in his head this time, it's very calming

-With this too he will hold you close to him on his lap while he plays video games

-If he wins he quietly cheers so you can sleep on his shoulder

-The faint background sounds of buttons being pressed or a keyboard clicking, maybe some soft and quite singing out of his mouth will drift you right off to sleep

-He will tuck you in at night too and will make up the most amazing stories to help spark some good dreams that night, a great bedtime story teller

-He likes to rub your back alot too he says it's calming

-He gives you nicknames too but loves when you call him 'sappy' he thinks it is adorable

-He will never get angry at you, if he is ever angry its in a joking way to make you laugh

-Which when that happens it will most likely result in tickles

-When he tickles you in LS he will make a whole bunch of silly sounds too to go along with it, and raspberries tickle extra because of his beard/scruff

-He is big on games so he will color with you, play hide and seek with you, board games, anything you want!

-He is awesome!

-Again we stan Caregiver Sapnap!

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I love him so much! Thank you Kasey! I hope you all enjoyed!!

-K :]

[beeindaclouds]

Hallo anonymous, thank you for the request <3

I forgot I wnated to write this so, thank you for requesting it ^^

I'll do everyone sp that the post is not that short

Hope you enjoy <3

How the DSMP act when they have a crush on you

Pairings: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers × Reader

❝ Dream ❞

His tone of voice changes

He subconsciously talks to you in a softer and sweetly filled voice

You don't realize it, because he always talks to you in that way

But others around you do

Especially George and Sapnap who don't waste time in teasing the poor man

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

He remembers very random things about you

You may have told him something when you first met and even after many years he still remembers it

Sometimes you may forget something you like and he just pops out of nowhere like "yeah, It's this thing"

To give an example

"Oh god, my favourite movie, I completely forgot the name-"

"Isn't it that one we watched last May?"

"YES! Wait...that was 6 months ago, how do you still remember?!"

❝ Sapnap ❞

He'll start to find ways to have any sort of contact with you

Like he'll randomly hold your hand, or puts his arm around you, even just having his legs flushed against yours while you're sitting

He just likes the warm feeling that the touch gives off

But while doing it he won't look at you and will act like nothing is happening and that everything is totally normal

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

He starts to talk about you more

Even if conversations that you are not a part of he'll randomly slip your name in

"Y/N did that!" "Did you know that Y/N" "OH the other day Y/N-"

Your name pops up so much in random conversations that his friends have started to think that you are the only thing going through his head

❝ Quackity ❞

He'll start going out of his way to make you laugh

Seeing you smile is one of the things he absolutely loves about you and if it's paired with one of your angelic laughs it's even better

So whenever you're present, he starts cracking random jokes or awful pick up lines that always seem to work in making you laugh

He gets so mesmerized when you do so that you have caught him many times

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Except being clingier than usual he feels the need to hang out with you more

He'll ask to meet up even for the simplest of things

He's going grocery shopping? He'll pass by your house

He's having a cartoon marathon? Oh time to call you up and see if you're available

Mr Beast has asked for more people for a video? Why yes, you should be available

He just wants to spend as much time with you as he can

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

You knwo that adorable thing where people just naturally lean into someone when they're attracted to them?

Well, that's Wilbur

Whenever he laughs, he hides into your neck

When your cold he'll lean closer to radiate some of his warmth onto you

If he's teasing you he'll lean in until both of your foreheads are touching

A cure gesture that cannot go unnoticed by anybody

❝ C!Technoblade ❞

He talks more

Tries to find anyway to start a conversation with you just so you can get to know eachother

Also talks about himself, which is something he rarely does

By doing so he'll building trust with you

The voices 100% agree with all of his actions, which is rare

❝ Nihachu ❞

Niki gets clumsy

She gets very distracted which causes her to fall or make things fall a lot of times

The amout of times she has ran into something because she was talking or thinking of you is uncountable

But it has his positives

If she falls in front of you, you'll quickly run to her to make sure that she's ok, so she has all of your attention

❝ Eret ❞

Eret is usually a pretty confident person

But when she's around you everything goes out the window

The little dudes in her head are jumping on the "Panic Mode" button

She gets shy and sometimes forgets how to communicate with another human being

You find it very cute, especially when it's paired with a dust of pink on her cheeks

❝ Punz ❞

Tries to show off whenever he can

Especially if you're both playing Valorant togheter

He's gonna go all out just to get your attention

And let's not talk about sports

He'll do all sorts of tricks that will make you gawk at him

❝ FoolishGamers ❞

He does everything in his power to get praises from you

Especially after he's done with one of his builds on the SMP

He'll quickly call you up to show it to you and get your reaction

He melts if you give him any kind of compliments

[angel-anoetic]

Hey Angel! 🌿 here, I was wondering if you could write anything with xey/xem pronouns? Friend of mine is feeling a little down, and I think it would cheer xer up! Xer favorites are Eret, Ponk, and Punz!

hi 🌿! of course, I hope xey feel better and xer troubles turn into great gifts! enjoy these headcannons for three of the best SMP members (in my opinion).

c!DSMP x Xey/Xem! Reader - See the Light

[/rom Eret, Ponk, Punz]

genre: /rom, comfort, pure fluff and happiness

warning(s):

masterlist <3

Eret

Eret knows that there are days you just want to lounge around the house and chill with them. He doesn't mind at all either, as he'll take any excuse to avoid doing his work as ruler of the SMP for a bit.

Even when his advisors appear at his front door demanding he handles business you can hear them dismiss them with a simple,

"Xey have requested a day at home, and who am I to decline? We will continue business as usual tomorrow."

When he turns the corner he finds you leaning against the wall, a grin stuck on your face.

"What is it love?" He smiles back, placing his hands on your cheeks, gently running her thumbs against your skin.

"Just feeling a little guilty, taking you away from work and all."

"Nah, don't. You know I enjoy being away from work, especially if I'm away from work with you."

He places a kiss on your forehead and takes your hand and holds it softly in his. "Now tell me darling, what does the itinerary look like today? We could visit Niki, or maybe see if Foolish is building anything grand?"

"Hm...I think we could visit Niki, maybe get some cakes, then come back and watch movies?"

"Sounds wonderful."

Ponk

You and Ponk had been seeing one another for a little over two months now. You enjoyed being able to find him near where the lemon tree used to stand or by the large flower base they built.

You adored the way he spoke about you to his friends.

"Xey always make sure I'm comfortable, an I swear xey only make me feel alive, never drained and when I see xer it's just- oh did I tell you what we did yesterday..."

It will get to the point that Sam is begging you to take Ponk away so he can work instead of hearing all the stories of you and Ponk's adventures around the SMP.

One day you and he are sitting atop a hill, flowers scattered around the ground, the sunset slowly making its way, painting the sky a marvelous array of pinks, orange, and purples.

"Hey."

"Yeah?"

"I...I really appreciate you. I don't even need to talk to you, it's like being near you is enough. You just make me feel...complete."

You lean over, resting your head on his shoulder, taking in his presence. "Thank you Ponky, I feel the exact same when I'm with you."

You intertwine your fingers as you both admire what remains of the sunset and the stars that begin to fill the night sky.

Punz

Punz found you asleep in bed and decided he wanted to get you out of the house. He sat next to you, rubbing your back slowly.

"Hey sleepyhead, wake up I wanna do something."

You would roll over, cursing him for waking you in the middle of the night. He swears up and down that it's worth it so you stubbornly slip on some shoes and a coat.

He wraps his fingers in yours and leads you away from the buildings, towards the dock where there is a boat awaiting you both.

He carefully helps you into the boat, then begins paddling you both away.

You're still a little sleepy, so you lean against him, arms wrapped around his waist, eyes fluttering open and closed until you feel the boat come to a slow stop.

You blinked a few times and observed your surroundings. There was almost nothing, only a flower island to the east, and rigid terrain to the north.

"Where are we Punzo?"

"I'm not sure. A few thousand blocks from spawn, but I'm really not sure. But if you give it a sec," He turned to face you, "just wait for the magic to happen."

You quirked an eyebrow but soon saw what he meant as the water around you began to light up. Sea lanterns and coral, colors of all ranges mashing together to create a beautiful eclipse across the seafloor. Fish swimming slowly, others rushing past.

You stared in amazement at the scene as Punz look towards you, admiring the way the water reflected off your face, the way your eyes twinkled, almost holding the stars if you looked close enough.

"What would you do without me huh?"

You snickered and slapped his shoulder softly. "Whatever. Thank you."

"Of course."

[nevadawasnottaken]

love languages

the love language of dream smp members :) (platonic for minors! romantic for others) im doing them all bc they all deserve recognition! :D keep in mind i dont know all of their personalities well! (hbomb, antfrost, ponk, lazarbeam, etc) these are all c!dsmp (in game) those marked with * are ones im uncertain about/unfamiliar with! -- dream: gift giving or acts of service with a twinge of physical touch. mans will get anything for you, no lie. you want it? hes got it. dream xd: acts of service or gift giving. possibly touch, but i dont see him being keen on it unless its in private. i see him as someone who tries to spoil his s/o a lot. if youre a worthy lover of a god, you should be treated like one. george: probably acts of service, quality time and touch. man would probably cuddle with you while watching some movie that neither of you pay attention to. sapnap: touch or words of affirmation. he does like giving gifts on occasion though! probably something thatll remind you of him. but overall, he prefers hand holding or something. he likes knowing youre there. callahan*: quality time. i imagine he likes going places all over the smp. it makes him happy to take you places that he finds beautiful. even better when you find them beautiful too! sam: acts of service for sure. he would make you tea (or your preferred drink) on a bad day and wrap you in blankets and cuddle as much as youd like. or, he would leave you alone if you need it. hes very caring, warden persona aside. sam nook: gift giving seems his thing! or acts of service! he seems as if he would get you things to cheer you up, or just simply do things like tuck you in. if you want, he gladly will let you pet his lil ears. (yes i hc that sam nook has lil ears :) ) alyssa*: even if we dont see her much, she strikes me as the type to enjoy physical touch. hand holding or something simple. she prefers to stay out of the thick of things and chill, thanks. ponk*: touch or words of affirmation i think are very fitting. he seems the type to always have an arm around you or holding your hand. he definitely would be good at comforting, i think. badboyhalo: i think we can all agree that hes a mix of everything. i think hes most oriented with words of affirmation and quality time. he likes spending time with you, just telling you all the things he loves about you. tommy: more than likely quality time. i dont see him as one to like holding hands (”me? hold hands? grOSS! step away and leave some space for the holy spirit!”) or anything. hes not good with words of affirmation (he needs them, really) and hes a bit awkward with things like hand holding. so spending time with him is his thing. listening to his discs and joking around with you and tubbo is what makes him happy. tubbo: gift giving, touch and quality time. he likes spending time with those he cares for, as well as giving them gifts. little trinkets, mostly. for example, he gave ghostbur a bracelet woven from friends wool, and hes given tommy a ruby! :) fundy: probably gifts. fox man will find you shiny things. emeralds, diamonds, gold, you name it. even if you dont need/want it, he gets you things. rings and necklaces and bracelets. it makes him happy to see you wear them. not all at once, of course, but wear them nonetheless. punz*: acts of service and touch. hes the type to arrange your things to suprise you or leave you flowers on a bad day. he also would probably cuddle and ramble about how perfect you are to him. purpled*: quality time. i think he would gladly spend time with you if you asked him to :) wilbur: a little bit of everything, i think. but one thing i think he would definitely do is write songs, so basically making playlists, but he sings for you instead! but for one of the main ones, i think he mostly is one for touch and affirmations. he likes being comforted/comforting you. ghostbur: gift giving or touch. quality time, too! i think he likes giving you things (like blue!) in general. he also seems very clingy (which is adorable <3 anyone who says its not can fight me rn) and would gladly hold your hand! he often will just take it anyways. :) (”i like holding your hand! your hands are nice to hold because theyre warm!”) schlatt: quality time. like tommy, i think he isnt one for touch. maybe he will give you gifts, but spending time with him is enough of a gift for him. skeppy*: gift giving. he would probably get you big gifts, like stuffed animals or something. or photos. seems like a skeppy type thing to me. :) eret: a little of everything, i think. but i see his thing being touch and quality time. i think they would very gladly cuddle if you asked them to! but shes big spoon, no doubt about it. only little spoon if you ask. jack manifold*: acts of service or touch. he would make you food if you wanted it, i think, or hold your hand. maybe not the best with comfort or cooking, but he tries. (”look i- i know the cookies arent good, but its the thought that counds, right?”) niki: words of affirmation, quality time and touch would all be nikis thing! :) she would spend time with you, probably cuddling and providing comfort if needed. she would remind you every day that youre loved and youre worth it. quackity: definitely touch and quality time. when hes not busy, he takes you places. often to watch the sunset. he also strikes me as one for pda! a bit shy at first, but relaxes into it. hes definitely one to say “gotta show off my partner! >:)” mexican dream*: words of affirmation but in spanish dont @ me karl: do we need to even question this? (spoiler alert: quality time and touch) hbomb*: strikes me as the type for quality time and some touch :) techno: probably acts of service, gift giving and quality time. he likes holidays like christmas and your birthday because he can give you things. he likes shiny things! and he likes you, so he gives them to you! antfrost*: quality time and touch seem fitting. just the peace of being together. philza: quality time and gift giving with a bit of touch. he likes when you touch his wings, running your fingertips over the smooth feathers, or fixing any ruffled spots. he also likes spending quiet time together. he can give words of affirmation and comfort if you need them. connor*: probably touch! i see him as the type to want to hold your hand a lot. so def one for pda :) puffy: probably quality time and words of affirmation. goat mom would def be able to encourage and comfort you. vikkstar*: i think touch is fitting :) pda really, and acts of service lazarbeam*: acts of service seem most fitting! he seems the type to do things for you, especially on bad days. ranboo: gift giving and quality time! he is definitely the type to get you little things! or grass blocks. he gets sad if you rid of a grass block, so you kinda have to store em. or kindly explain that you dont want dirt inside, so you can put the grass blocks outside. foolish: the type for acts of service, i think! and maybe some touch. i think he gladly will do things for you, no questions asked. (unless it seems harmful ofc!) hannah*: seems the type to like words of affirmation (giving and receiving!) especially on your/her bad days. slimecicle: gift giving. he probably picks you flowers and does nice things whilst being sarcastic. he will comfort you on bad days, though. -- as usual, lmk if i should change tags! requests are open! 

[dodo-begone]

The Kidnapping...

(Aka in a nutshell the Yandere boys kidnap reader)

They adored you. They befriended you. They payed attention to you. All for one very important reason. They loved you. And they were quite sure you felt the same for each of them. However. There was no good way of keeping the thing they loved safe and hidden from everyone else. Something so good could be snatched away right from their finger tips. They couldn’t let that happen. Not to you. So they created a plan. A plan to keep you safe. More precisely, a plan to kidnap you.

After sometime they realized their feelings for you. The four sat down to talk about their feelings for you. Tommy confessed first, stating that he should have the reader for himself, followed by Tubbo barking back that reader and him were closer then Tommy and reader ever were. Ranboo jumped into the fight  stating that Tommy was just being a selfish child and that Tubbo was just as immature as him. Purpled knew this was a battle he had to fight in too. “I should have (y/n) for myself! They actually notice me and make me feel seen!” Purpled said. “Your just desperate for attention from someone Purpled! You’re always just giving them crap to make reader like you!” Tommy shouted at Purpled. Before they knew it the argument turned violent with Purpled trying to stab the shit out of Tommy. Just as Purpled backed Tommy into a corner ready to plunge his dagger into Tommy’s throat, Ranboo yelled “Wait! W-What if we s-shared them?” Purpled turned his head to Ranboo so fast it could give him a whiplash. Everyone in the room went silent at his comment. “That could work.” Tubbo agreed. “Fine I guess I can work with this.” Tommy grumbled. Purpled gave a silent nod signifying he agreed. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief after Purpled put his dagger into his hoodie pocket.

They finally all agreed to share you. It was better this way. This way no ones feelings were trampled on and together they’d have a better chance of keeping you safe. The next day they confessed their (platonic) love for reader. They wanted to keep you for themselves forever safe forever! After all you guys are such good friends. They could make sure you’re taken care of. You’ll have everything you could ever want. Just please stay with them. If you say yes? Great! You get to move into your new forever home with them. They’ll cut you off from the rest of the server. If anyone asks about you or tries to search the forever home? They’ll get a nice wack to the head from Purpled and wake up outside their base or home unaware of what just happened or how they ended back up here. If you want to leave, they’ll guilt trip you into staying with them. This is your home now. And they’re your best friends! Don’t you love them? Why would you ever want to leave? “Are you tired of me (y/n)? Is that what it is?” Tommy said. “Please don’t leave me alone (y/n)! You don’t hate me do you? Oh thank goodness your willing to listen, come over here and we can have a nice cuddle session! No need to focus on the outside world!” Tubbo said. “What if I forget you (y/n)? I could never forgive myself if I did (y/n). Do you want that?” Ranboo said. “You could get hurt if you leave here! Please just stay by my side and I’ll keep you safe (y/n). I won’t let a single person lay a finger on my best friend.” Purpled said. Eventually after cuddles, gifts, and kind words from the strange teenage boys. Your content (or you think your content) with living here. You’re stuck either way.

If you say no? Fine. They’ll do things the hard way. Over the next few days you’ll start to notice foot steps behind you, more random noises in your house then usual, and wherever you go somewhere you feel rather unsafe. Eventually you reach your breaking point when you come home one night to find your house’s door wide open and your kitchen window smashed. You take off in a random direction with tears streaming down your face. As your running into the distance you bump into someone. In the dark you can’t quite see who it is but whoever it was offered to take you back to their base to calm you down. As you reach their home you start to see the lights of the forever home in the distance. Entering the forever home, you finally realize who your savior is. Not only did you have one savior, you had two. Ranboo and Purpled. You didn’t care it was them in the moment. You felt to scared to be in your home alone in the moment. “Oh you poor thing! You’re shaking! Here have some tea to warm up.” Tubbo said as he handed you a cup of tea while you sat in their living room shaking like a leaf. After drinking away the entire cup of tea you started to feel tired. You didn’t feel calm or scared. You felt numb, like the world was slipping out of your grasp. The last thing you remembered before you blacked out was being picked up by Tommy and being placed somewhere warm.

You’re their beloved best friend. They could never let you go. Even if you try to escape or scream how much you hate them. That won’t change anything. They just think your tired and cranky. So they’ll take you to bed for naps and cuddles instead. But honestly living with them isn’t so bad. Besides any teenage boy habits and random little things they might do that seem a little strange. They don’t try to hurt or punish you. They’re usually just overly sweet and soft towards you. When ever the boys talk to anyone in the outside world they’re usually more loud and obnoxious towards everyone. But to you, they’re as soft as cotton candy. Days could be spent with doing small to large tasks with them in the home. Or just enjoying movies together that turn into late night cuddles. Cuddle piles are the best! They don’t exactly know how to cook, but they’ll often try to cook meals for you which turn out rather interesting. Their favorite part about the process is when you compliment their food. Any compliment you give the four boys will send them over the moon. Often times they’ll try to 1-up each other all the time to see who can get the reader’s appraise over the others. It’s really cute what they’re willing to do for you.

After some time with the yan boys, you’ll start to love their company just as much they love yours. Days where they’re busy become incredibly lonely and dull in the home. So because of this reader would make small gifts for the boys while they were out. Like little flower crowns out of the flowers they brought home for you yesterday. Or writing little letters telling them how much they mean to you. Or just trying to make them some food for when they come home to you. Just little things to make them happy. When they find these things, they’re more then happy. They’re overjoyed! The fact you’d do this for them proves you think about them even when they’re not there! They couldn’t be happier! They’d wear or use anything you give them with pride. One day Purpled decided to wear a flower crown the reader made. Turns out the same day he was going to train with Punz. “So Purpled, what’s up with the flower crown? It’s not usually your sty-“ “Shh! More training less talking!” Purpled would say while dragging a confused Punz by his hood.

Although things weren’t all calm. People already suspected the boys kidnapping reader beforehand due to how they had already made such attempts in the past. We already knew that if someone made an attempt to search the home they’d be put to a stop by one of the boys. But what if none of the boys were home? Uh oh. Say if one of the caretakers of the smp(Puffy, Philza, or Sam) came to the home in another search of reader. And found them inside the house. We’d be in trouble. All I can imagine is the reader kicking or screaming to be released back home. And the the caretaker would just be like: “but we are going home? What’s the problem?” I can just see the reader being sad cause they miss the boys and know the boys miss them.

As soon as the yan boys find their bestie has been taken away. Panic. It’s panic mode baby. The four gear up in full netherite and grab any weapons necessary. Along with an extra set of netherite for reader. Tommy and Purpled scout outside. While Tubbo and Ranboo stay at the forever home just in case you come home. At a certain point while Tommy and Purpled were searching, they heard from Niki that she’d seen reader with Puffy. Tommy and Purpled were overjoyed and quickly ran back to the forever home to alert Tubbo and Ranboo of their discovery. They decided on ambush. They went to Puffy’s base ready to ambush but were completely unaware that Sam and Phil were currently taking care of reader with Puffy. So this ‘ambush’ went less then pleasant. The four went into the water stream that went down into Puffy’s underground base. Phil was about to go upstream to grab some more medicine from his base only to be greeted with four angry teens ready to tear the place down just to find reader. Phil knew exactly why they were there based on how reader had been ranting on and on about how they were going to come and save them or something. Tommy and Tubbo tried to hold off Phil as Purpled and Ranboo searched for reader. It wasn’t hard to find reader at all. Sam and Puffy were just keeping reader restrained in a small makeshift room in the west wing. Purpled and Ranboo saw Puffy and Sam by reader’s side trying to convince them they were safe and the boys wouldn’t find them here only for them to quickly stand up pulling out weapons ready to defend reader. Purpled being more experienced in combat than Ranboo instructed he help reader while he took on Puffy and Sam. 2 against one wasn’t easy due to the fact that Puffy and Sam were strong fighters too. However Ranboo was quick to follow orders. Ranboo in a hurry took off reader’s restraints and handed them a full set of netherite armor. Both hurried to assist the now cornered Purpled. Reader took a running start launching themselves onto Puffy. Due to the unexpected weight, Puffy went tumbling down knocking Sam down with her in the process. With reader now saved, the three ran out into main area of the under ground base to find Tommy and Tubbo still battling with the Angel of Death. Tommy and Tubbo noticed Reader and they all headed for the water stream up. Finally after a long day of fighting and searching for reader they had them home safe again. The long day had the five tired. They all laid down near the fireplace for some late night cuddles.

Yay! Good list/story? I don’t know. This kinda turned into a strange story at the end lol. I hope you liked this either way. This was just something I made while being sick. So your welcome I guess Dodo :D Apparently I wasn’t done with kidnapping head cannons after that one alien-purpled thing. Either way. Good day. -Toma can anon 🥫

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First off, Toma I’m so sorry that I took ages to answer this. Second off- FUCKING POP OFF MAN THIS WAS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT. I McLove it.

Okay so I won’t be writing too much of a commentary on this- I want ppl to enjoy this masterpiece in their own plus anxiety but let’s not talk about that. Anyways beyond the cut is my commentary- so tw for jokes and all of the stuff from above.

KSJDJDJD PURPLED PULLED THE QUIET KID MOVE- lmao Purpled the Quiet Kid tm. It just reminds me of that one fucking meme: “I wanna kill you and destroy you. I want you died. #scene #anger #fuck #die #hatred”.

Can we just mention that the bonking ppl on the head and them appearing at their homes confused and shit is literally just the despawn system in mc. Like right on par- that’s the literal version of it and that’s how I’m seeing it and I’m fucking cackling at the idea of it-

OKAY LEMMIE GET ANGSTY!!! WHAT IF- What if, when the boys start getting so busy that you practically don’t see them anymore. Eventually you leave to either find them or just leave the house (for company or freedom). You feel that they don’t like you anymore. That you were just a bother. No wonder they haven’t come back. The withering alium flower crown in your hands was a somber reminder of the better times that weren’t so long ago.

[wavesol]

➼ Punz x Reader

,could you write a punz x reader where the reader is kinda sad/stressed and he helps them feel better?? love your writing <3

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You twirl around in your chair to face Punz who was sitting on one of the beanbags in the office, letting out an exasperated sigh he looks up at you.

He looks back down at his phone ignoring you, wow. 

You swivel back to face your computer screen and rub your hand over your face. Placing your hands on the keys you feel your fingers hesitate, nothing was coming to your mind so you huff.

You were so overwhelmed that you felt like you could start crying, why couldn’t you just get this stupid assignment done? “Punz?”

You heard the shuffling of the beanbag moving around and Punz grunt as he got off. His footsteps were soft against the carpet as he slowly made his way to you.

“Yeah?” He leaned over the chair, wrapping his arms below your chest, and placed his chin on your shoulder. You look over at him and pout, he starts giving you kisses on the lower half of your face, he was trying to cheer you up.

You let out a giggle and reach one of your hands to cup his face, he looks into your eyes, and you could see some emotions flashing in and out; Worry, love, adoration, happyness. You rub your thumb over his jaw and kiss his nose, his face schuches up as they make contact, you giggle at his expression when you pull away.

Punz unhooks in arms from around you and backs away a little while spinning the chair to face him, he grabs your hands and starts tugging lightly on them encouraging you to stand up with him. You turn your head to the side before hesitantly getting up, you let out a surprised squeak as he scoops you up.

“We’re going to do something to get your mind off that essay, how about we watch your favorite show/movie?” He was making his way down the halls to go to your shared bedroom. You smile, he was the best boyfriend ever.

“Yeah that sounds nice thank you Punz. I love you.”

[blueeyedgeorgie]

Playing With Punz’s Hair

A/N: I HAD TO WRITE THIS. IT’S SHORT BUT ENJOY !

A headcanon

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Let's get one thing straight

Punz LOVES when you play with his hair

First, it started with cuddling in bed

You'd brush a hand through his hair and he just loved the feeling

Even when you weren't in bed cuddling, you had begun to play with his hair

Makeout sessions would be filled with you brushing your fingers against his scalp

He just loved it so much

Even when you guys are just talking, you'd play with his hair

gently brushing your fingers through his hair

One of his guilty pleasures is using your thighs as pillows while you play with his hair

There's a 99% chance of him falling asleep on you while using your pillows as thighs

During quarantine, Punz had decided to grow out his hair

Which made it 10 times better when playing with his hair

And you could tug on it better while getting railed

Sometime during quarantine, you had decided to start brushing his hair

You two could be watching a movie and you'd disappear in the bathroom for a second, only to come back out with a hairbrush

"Sit on the ground, take off your beanie, I wanna brush your hair."

He'd just accept it

Because it made you happy

And it felt kinda nice

One day you'd sneak hairclips into his hair

You would take pictures of his hair with all the pretty hairclips

Telling him he looks cute with all the hairclips

"You post those photos on social media and I promise you I'll shave all my hair off right now."

The thought of him losing all his hair is a fear of yours now

You just love his hair

When his hair would reach shoulder length, you'd begin to braid his hair

You'd try as many braids on his hair

French braids, dutch braids, everything

Teaching him how to braid

Punz would find it adorable how much you enjoy styling his hair

PUTTING HIS HAIR IN A PONYTAIL OR BUN

You aren't a fan of man buns, but messy bun Punz is pretty adorable

Wearing matching scrunchies

You'd beg Punz to stream with his hair in a braid, bun, or ponytail, anything like that

At first, he would say no

But eventually, he'd cave in and stream with his hair in a braid

He'd wear a beanie at first to cover it up

It'd soon get too hot for a beanie

So he'd end up showing his short braid to the chat

Fans would lose their shit over seeing Punz with a braid

The chat would be begging to know where Punz learned to braid

"My partner braided my hair, they're the one who taught me to braid."

He'd be so proud while saying that

You'd find the clip of him talking about his braid on Twitter

Smiling so much over seeing him talk about his hair