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you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.
but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.
well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?
his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.
still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.
so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.
and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.
what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.
it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?
it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.
maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.
#spilled ink#warm up#oh im .... sick to my stomach.#i talked to him. like ....... we talked. that man interacted with my poetry and writing.#that article.... gutwrenching. i am so sorry to everyone he's ever even been in the room with.#i feel.... like... unbearably. sick.#he acted like he was cool and friends with me!! we were cool internet writers together!!!!!#i feel sick for even having been polite to him.#i ...... am experiencing something so fucking complicated.#i wonder how many of u are feeling that too. like ''oh i sent him an ask and he was funny and sweet''#THATS HOW THEY GET U. ..... and YES I KNOW!!!#i am so fucking well-read about parasocial relationships. it would just be nice to like. trust that someone ISNT#hiding a huge fucking background of BEING A COMPLETE MONSTER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.#by the way i am not part of a fandom. this is “what the fuck i accidentally supported a rapist” not#“but my showww”. like i care far more about like. the human cost.#but also like... people are people. idk i saw a take on here about how nobody should mourn the books#and idk. people almost always reply to any scenario with their personal experience first -#''i knew him'' or ''wow i was just at that store'' or ''i grew up there'' or whatever. because that is how we establish connection &#emotional weight. that's just... a person thing. and there is a difference between 'oh this guy is a monster'' & the feeling of:#he's been a monster and i SUPPORTED THAT. i CELEBRATED him. i !!! a fucking victim myself!!!!!!!!! SUPPORTED . HIM.#i am sick. i feel so much pain for her and everyone he's ever hurt. saying ''the books are ruined'' is i think ... like how people say#they're shocked and disgusted by him. (obviously there's nuance here. im sure there's some creep doin it wrong. but u know. in general)#idk..... im an author. i understand my work is in your life in whatever small way. i understand that connection. it's real.
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hehehehe i love You my summer !!!🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
u have probably heard/read me say 90% of these yet I still ran out of tags SOMEHOW. one of tehse days we will be together when it rains and Won't that be lovely day. also ride your wave + maquia + eeaao + your name (idk y). Ok i willstop rhere fr. see u in like 10 hours. HEH.
TELL ME WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH ME
COLORS, SONGS, AESTHETICS, PEOPLE, ANYTHTING
#@summer#HEHEHEHEHE 🩷🩷🩷🩷#Soz i dont have nickanems for ppl. what if everyone backed off from ever adding 'my' before ur naem. idk who does but back off /SILLY JOKE#red (hair + tomato/strawberry/apple + clown). purple *idk why. ur one dress + hair..? green now after ur jeopardy. primary colours#he x on my y til i z etc jokes. jokes in the same regard. also peanits#cats.. UR CATS💔🩷 the shelter. any little post w 2 cats. any little post abt 2 (best) friends. Heh#long dresses.. thin straps... not (usually)poofy but. tulle.(???)#checkered patterns. many layers. fun ties/socks. ties tied as bows. bloomers. sweater vest. ur dads jacket. lace/frill details. longshorts#< like w a button up or flowy shirt. cutesie flats/pumps. doc martens/mary janes loafers . converse. pointed heels. saw u wear and went woa#ur lilyof the valley headphone . um. crochet accessories..? fun little clips! ribbon! our neckacles...#rly close up selfies. :P. big eye stare. pouty face/ :* +wink. starfish jump#yuzuru keito shu nagisa ibara. srry worked hard 2 b able 2 list them quickly so i got to. KURAPIKA! akeshu. mizurui. mizisua. ill stop ther#guys with glasses . women with short hair .#can u imagine i listed off a bunch of media too. like a lot. you know i know#Soup. kitkats. energy drink. urbear sugar cookies (sooyummay).#tattooist Inchiostrocuore. amonfothers. that vibe. colourful thine linework(?!?!!) tattoos. douwanna get matchy tattoso#I am actually still so locked in on the furry heads btw. if u r. like i still want one genuinely. mymoney. but also. ohg#origami. i stillahve all the paper cranes u folded 4 my 18th (?) bday. little crocheted guys. Dolls... them and a birthdaycake#mitski. ptv. If either ever come 2 this god forsaken city. well. OH. Aespa Winter. that one pc. that. ..awman. chaewon#ig spam life update posts with many comments. long ig stories which im always excited 2 watch . voice msgplot dump. (Apologies)#going meowwww and YIPPEE!! and myannn...#a homes orange light thru a window in the eveningIn the sense that u evokr the same warmth/comfort/relief/happiness/curiosity#cutesie little houses. ones u drive by and go wait Omg that house is so cute/pretty. yeahhhh#think of u when i look at my jokebear plate/think abt making something else#letters and fun stickers.. i am always excited 2 see what paper u used + stickers uve added! Heh.#that one artist w that one oc. if u remember. sheepshoof . cant describe what artstyles i associate u with but i do have . styles.#cool stained glass windows + colorful tiles + rhat chessboard cost hanger#notrlly an Association but in kf @ reynahzwben it asks how comfy u r w touch i do Ok w close friends but im speckfically thinkihg of U#soz 4 clingingonto u at rikas Not that i rllyworry u mind but still soz 4 any future clinging/headon shoulder/etc action.#THATPHYSCIAL AFFECTJON HAS 2 GO SOMEWHERE AND U R THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS EVER UNLOCKEDIT@!
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Finally, my design for Mysterion!! this boy gave me so much heartache in the process of making this but its ok its all worth it for him <3
I also couldn't choose between the version with hair or without hair, so here's the one without under the cut (+ my initial drafts for his design):
#south park#south park fanart#south park the fractured but whole#tfbw#south park tfbw#mysterion#kenny mccormick#shroomer's archives: south park#shroomer's art !#time for me to yap about my design process in the tags again#so yea. MYSTERION!!! just another different flavor of kenny#are you sick of seeing me draw him yet#anyways. i made the poncho follow the shape of an M to recreate the M on his original design on his chest#but i also have green lines on his undershirt that travel up his arms and onto his chest to recreate the shape of an M#if the hood were to ever be ripped off#gave him the sort of police utility belts because he was close to the police in his first episode#and also just because theyre cool lol#ALSO I STOLE THE SPRAY PAINTED QUESTION MARK ON HIS HOOD i really like how it looks i think it was vicchaosz here on tumblr who inspired me#made the poncho ragged because. yknow. he dies a lot. that thing is not gonna walk away in tip top shape.#kept most of the colors the same with only a few changes like his boots and his underpants (which i changed to shorts)#OH AND MY FAVORITE HAPPY ACCIDENT!!! the underside of his hood was too dark in contrast to his shorts so i added some lilac to lighten it u#and it ended up looking like when mysterion goes into his ghost form in the game AND ITS JUST. UGH. SUCH A COOL HAPPY ACCIDENT.#so yea: not only did it help with the contrast its also THEMATIC!!#i swear he's not shorter in the lineup hes just slouching#i love this feral ass pose i put him in#ok i think thats it if you read this far ily and i smooch you#mwah#i hope this post does well lol i put so much effort into this
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update: this is how ur recommendations got me LOL
listened to enknee1 and gimme all ur luv and i LOVED THEM BOTH AAUAHJGHHG ur music can be so ethereal its so cool. thank u for the recommendations!!!!!!!!!!! and the reminder to listen to them HAHA
THIS IS UR EXTRA REMINDER TO KEEP LISTENING LOL! 👂
but also, LOVED doing those songs!
....eh well....in the moment.......😅
gimme all ur luv I wrote after a 6 month period of not writing anything and I literally locked myself in the bathroom and forced myself to come up with song ideas while shittin on the toilet 😭
and then enknee1 I made during a week where I stopped talking to people and I was in the corner of my room eating oatmeal cause I was so overwhelmed....
I feel like you can hear those vibes in each respective songs. Like now that I think about, enknee1 does sound like a song where I had locked myself in my room in the dark and ate oatmeal for days 😅
FUN TIMES!!
(but no really in hindsight wouldn't have it any other way tbh)
-🔒😋
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BURN MORE
#danger mouse#danger mouse 2015#sinister mouse#artists on tumblr#danger mouse fanart#GRAAAHHH#every character is made cooler with a big coat or cape cmon now#I made two bc i liked the drawing how it was without background and filters so u get TWO#i gave SM cool arm blades cuz i keep imagining him w them#they match his vibe i think
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(Oh god I hope I’m doing this right🫠) uuuummm ask game with “SOMETHING sy and bingge” ???? I love your art and writing so much it makes me crazy 😔😔😔
You're doing great and I love u, Thank u so much <3
"SOMETHING sy and bingge" is a little one-shot I wrote where SY from syonr meets Bingge in a dream!
I think I can share the whole thing since I'm probably not gonna add anything to it- please forgive the nonexistent grammar, I'm too tired to fix it.
Shen Yuan wasn't aware that he wasn't simply dreaming.
He might have been.
If he hadn't left his system on silent, the notification of a brand new side quest would have been a giveaway.
But as it stood now, he had no clue anything was amiss when the beautiful, dark-haired figure he only remembered from his fanmade posters back home stood in front of him.
Luo Binghe.
It wasn't his Binghe, his friend was still shorter than him at this point and his demon heritage was still firmly locked away. The man in front of him was- Wow! Truly out of the final chapters of Proud Immortal Demon Way!
Tall and Handsome, his curly dark hair cascading on his shoulders artfully and framing his face perfectly, letting his shiny zuiyin peek from behind his locks just enough to paint, overall, unfairly beautiful picture.
No wonder every woman fell into the guy's bed! Who wouldn't?
Shen Yuan couldn't help a little squeal of excitement when he spotted Xin Mo– Xin Mo! Was in his hands! He could act a little excited about it, it was a dream after all! He didn’t have to hold back his inner fanboy
“Can I hold Xin Mo?” He asked before Luo Binghe could say anything.
Shen Yuan had paid no mind to how the man had been staring at him until then, his mind probably couldn't come up with more cool things to have this perfect copy of Binghe do.
Just existing was cool enough!
But now that he was waiting for an answer he paid more attention to the movements of the demon emperor. Luo Binghe seemed startled by the request. He looked down at the sword, then back at Shen Yuan.
“You know its name. “ He said.
Shen Yuan scoffed and rolled his eyes.
“Of course I know its name! It's the strongest sword in the world!” What sort of question was this? Brain please make the cool Binghe of his dreams not make dumb questions.
Luo Binghe's eyes narrowed, then he stepped closer to Shen Yuan.
He was huge compared to him in his stupid teen body. Shen Yuan might have stepped back if he were awake simply because Luo Binghe's presence was the sort that made you want to shrink back in fear.
But it was only a dream! It was his favorite character in front of him, in all his glory! He couldn't help the grinning from ear to ear.
Binghe seemed… confused by this.
Shen Yuan hummed, still waiting for an answer. He thought, maybe this version of Binghe was slightly influenced by how he saw his own Binghe. This close up, If he looked at him right, with just a tilt of his head to the side he could spot tiny details this version of Binghe shared with his friend.
Despite the age difference they made the same expression when they were confused, their eyebrows creased in the same way, their eyes darted to the side then back down like always. It made him smile more.
“Do you know it's cursed? “ Luo Binghe asks.
“Duh!” He has to roll his eyes again. Really, brain. What sort of questions are you making him ask? “ It's only a dream, what harm can it do?” He says instead.
Binghe keeps staring at him but this time Shen Yuan is not able to read that expression, it's not like any his friend has shown before. Then a smile paints itself on the demon's face.
“You can hold the sword if you answer some questions I have.” He says.
Shen Yuan grimaces. Not even in his dreams can he just have a cool thing! Knowing his brain, Binghe is gonna ask him to recite that poem he's been struggling to copy down in calligraphy class. ugh.
“Okay, but no questions on the curriculum!”
Ah, there's that confused expression again. that's funny.
Binghe clears his throat.
“Are you Shen Jiu?”
Shen yuan blinks. Who's that supposed to be now? Ah, wasn't that Shen Qingqiu’s name before ascension? bah, it didn't matter!
“No, That's Shizun. I'm Shen Yuan. Let me hold the sword now” He reached for the hilt but Binghe simply raised it out of his reach. Then he had the nerve to look amused.
Look at you already abusing your height A-Luo!
“I said questions.” He mocked. “Do you recognize me? You don't seem scared.”
What sort of interview was this? He crossed his arms.
“How many questions? Give me a number!” He wasn't about to have his dream end before being able to hold the sword!
The demon smiled. “A thousand.”
“Eh?! That's so unfair, Binghe!” Shen Yuan cried “I'm gonna wake up before even reaching half of that! Heartless! “
The demon seemed even more amused at the teen's outburst.
Then the hilt of Xin Mo was presented to Shen Yuan.
He let out an undignified squeal again and reached for the sword. only to have it yanked back up before he could touch it again.
Unfair!!! He was being bullied by the hot future version of his best friend!!!
“I changed my mind, I don't want to hold Xin Mo.” He pouted.
A small laugh left the demon emperor.
—
Luo Binghe was known across the three realms as the immortal demon emperor.
He was known by now for taking what he wanted.
In his search for his “Nice Shizun” he hadn’t thought he’d find so many different versions of him. Sometimes his nice shizun wasn’t his shizun at all. Sometimes it was a nice shishu, sometimes it was a nice stranger, sometimes it was a nice shidi.
This “Nice Shizun” seemed to be the main variant missing from his life, every other world he visited had some version of it, only his didn’t.
Why, he couldn’t understand. But he wouldn’t wallow in how unfair his life was, he’d stopped doing that when he first hit the bottom of the abyss.
He just needed to find the perfect nice Shizun to steal for himself. Have another version of himself suffer like he did. it would only be fair.
Maybe the nice Shidi could work.
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Which op yan do you think would be the most annoying texter in a modern au?? I think sanji would drive me insane, I know he'd be texting nonstop. I also think buggy would ask his romantic interest if they'd still love him as a worm. Many times.
Sanji would be so excessive. You have to put your phone on do not disturb just to have a moment's peace. It literally never ends.
Sanji: Good morning, my love! It's another beautiful day of being able to call you mine 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
*pic attached*
Sanji: Here's the breakfast I'm making you! I'll bring it over as soon as it's done 😋😘
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*sends a pic of any two things next to each other*
Sanji: This is literally us 🥺
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Sanji: I just wanted to say again how much I love you💞❤️🩷💕💞💓🩷💕💞 (he says this even though he saw you in person three minutes ago and said the exact same thing then)
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Sanji: Where did you go???? Are you mad at me??????? Have you been kidnapped?????????
Sanji: Oh wait never mind I see you now
Sanji: I'm calling your name why are you running the other way?
Buggy is someone who needs constant reassurance, and he uses having your phone number as a means to constantly get that from you. But like he's also very dramatic about it.
Buggy: do u hate me now? say it to my face at least
You: literally what are you talking about?
Buggy: I asked you a question and you ignored me!
You: I was gone for like 2 minutes????
Buggy: AND???? Why were you gone???
You: I was ordering some food for us but nvm I'm gonna go home and eat it all myself 😒
Buggy: ...
Buggy: I'm sorry please don't hate me for real now 🥺🥺🥺 I love you so much baby please don't leave me ���😭😭
Zoro is on the opposite end of the spectrum because he doesn't text excessively, but you are lucky to get more than a one word response out of him. You could send him a several paragraph long text spilling your guts to him and all you'll get from him is a "k" or "alright" or "👍". If you send more than two texts in a row, he'll tell you to just call him if you're going to yap that much.
Luffy doesn't text, he sends voice memos. Not only does he send an absurd amount of them, but they're also all stupidly long because he gets distracted and rambles to his heart's content. What was supposed to be a simple voice memo asking if his jacket is at your place comes to you with a 31:46 time on it because he saw a cool looking beetle outside and just had to tell you about it in the memo. Half the time he forgets that he isn't actually on the phone with you and will ask a question several times before he remembers.
Doflamingo sends a lot of texts, but all of them are voice to text and are almost entirely unintelligible. The voice to text function wasn't designed to interpret his weird inflections and maniacal laughter. He also has a tendency to talk to other people in the middle of sending a text to you, so you have a whole ass random conversation smack in the middle of the text. He then has the audacity to have an attitude with you when you didn't catch the important thing he told you.
With Ace, you're going to feel like you're communicating via hieroglyphics because of how many of his messages to you are just memes/reaction images. He won't elaborate and lets you figure out what they mean. Did he just find that meme funny, or is there a hidden message in it? Who knows.
And then you have all of the old men (Sengoku, Garp, Whitebeard, etc) who can't text for shit and will send a series of unintelligible and confused texts before sending a very defeated "please call me"
#yandere one piece#one piece x reader#sanji#black leg sanji#buggy the clown#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#donquixote doflamingo#portgas d ace#monkey d garp#sengoku the buddha#whitebeard one piece#one piece x y/n#one piece x you#I'm not much of a texter so these probably aren't good lmao#these aren't all that yandere coded oops
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Can u write headcanons for the sakamoto days characters as the animes coming out on Saturday. For ur bestie friendie 😆😆
Sakamoto days x reader headcanons
Yes I will, happy birthday to you. You should be ecstatic rn.
Is the Sakamoto days fandom alive on here??? Hope so.
Shin
He's really obvious about the fact he like you, like reallyyy obvious
Puts extra effort into every little action he does so you think he's cool(he's really not),if you two met in the JCC he'd make sure his entire routine for group assassination missions is basically flawless.
Can't help being curious about what you thought and tunes into your thoughts and has to pretend his face isn't growing hotter by the second as he walks back in line, your inner thoughts of admiration replaying in his head.
Has at least one person(Mr Sakamoto) who he talks to endlessly about you, if he was still an assassin he'd have found it unbearable but now he sits blissfully with a ramen cup in hand as Shin talks away, when his mind wanders to young love and then eventually his wife, Shin snaps at him to pay attention.
Knows a lot about you (most without you knowing but sh), sometimes he just comes up to you and reminds you of something you're about to forget or a question too niche for him to ask and you're like "huh?" and he just blinks at you before going "huh-?"
Takes a deep breath and does that silly shake thing guys do when they're about to run when he's determined to talk to you, ends up folding anyway because he's geeked you asked to eat with him today.
Does the absolute most to keep you out of danger, at the JCC and at the shop, enemies seem to be popping up from anywhere now he and Sakamoto had dropped from the ranks and he didn't want you wrapped up in that.
Cannot flirt, he cannot and it's so embarassing, it's sweet when he tries though, the moment he sees you trying to hold your laugh he just gives up and holds his flushed face as you double over laughing. At least you said he was cute(internally.)
I can imagine you two in his or your room on a hot day, the windows wide open and the fan is blasting in your faces as you split twin popsicles, he thinks you look beautiful even as you sweat profusely and fan your face with your hand.
Nagumo
So annoying, to the point it's almost driving you mad, makes every excuse under the sun to come see you, be it day or night. People often ask how you deal with his unprecedented visits and you can only drag out a sigh and shrug.
Terrible gift giver but it's clear he tries, hands you a beaten up rubber duck and looks at you expectantly when you're not immediately ecstatic (cause what??). He'll explain like some expertise in the science of you that he saw you cooing and feeding ducks one day in the summer five years ago. You look down at the small colourful bird and decide it's actually quite cute, it can go in your random trinket box.
Naturally touchy guy, an arm around your shoulder is not a rare thing but one thing he does get nervous about is holding your hand. Yes he could hold you against his chest for ages as you read out something to him but the idea of holding your has his head in his hands as he squats on the floor.
Would love it if you liked his stupid jokes but would love it even more if you made it your goal to absolutely despite them. He finds the dynamic quite funny. Actively enjoys seeing the way your face crumples up when he cracks a joke at the absolute worst time, something dumb about grannies as the both of you are still panting and painted in blood in a care home of all places.
Not that jealous or possessive but will feel left out when he notices you're hanging out with someone a bit more than him. Will insert himself between you and this new person, mostly unaware he's acting on self preservation to keep himself in your sights.
Shishiba
He's so calm and collected all the time, the concept of him liking someone and that person possibly being you had never crossed your mind and it probably never will.
He likes to praise your work ethic a lot, "Looks good." , "You cleaned them up yourself?" You just nod back with a smile and he's convinced he made the boldest move in the books.
Would want to make absolute certain you like him before saying anything life threateningly risky. Pretty traditional with it, asks you out to eat after work and lets you choose the place. Insists he pays because he earns more than you but he just wanted to treat you. Has a list on his phone of the places you two enjoyed the most and pins them on Maps in case you want to go again.
The type to stare daggers into you while you're busy talking to someone else, when you're done talking he's still looking your way and waits for you to acknowledge him. Sometimes he announces himself, sometimes he'll just walk up beside you and hands your new assignment over which honestly startles you at times.
Wish he could've met you under different circumstances, wherever you're in his line of work or not. He'll never be truly satisfied with the way things are, constantly weighing the options.
For now he's enjoying watching you enjoy your favourite snacks and his heart warms when you offer him a generous bite.
Kashimo
Doesn't know what he's feeling towards you, the only thing he knew was his loyalty to Slur and you were gradually changing that one situation at a time.
It started when you'd apply ointments to where his body disconnected even though he was literally designed to be able to be broken and put back together with no effort. But you put in that effort, insisting he should let you and it'd be beneficial in the long wrong, he liked to believe you.
Often shows up to your cubicle at work just to say good morning then walk away, not even waiting for you to respond. You find it oddly charming and he just likes hearing your giggle as he leaves the office.
He believes you're also one of those people whose never done anything worth damning in their entire life. You're so kind and considerate of him he couldn't even fathom you doing anything wrong. Sometimes he hopes he's still capable of dying just so it could be alongside you, doesn't understand what that means fully though, it's just an ideal.
Likes it when you hold his arm, patting it slightly as you give some feedback on the latest mission. Doesn't understand the point in it but is far from complaining, he enjoys your attention and doting words.
Doesn't like to hold delicate things, like cats he really likes them but has a lingering fear he'd accidentally hurt the small thing. Instead he likes watching you hold these fragile things, pointing to them and you pick them up with a questioning look on your face, he makes a motion for you to scratch it's ears, he's pleased when you do.
(Y'all know like those slime stimboard monkey vids💀💀)
He considers you to also be delicate, so you'll never catch him making a move to touch you even though sometimes his bones ache to, he's fine with the brief touches you give him he couldn't ask for anything more.
Heisuke
He's also helplessly down bad for you, instead he tries his best to be helpful to you but you always seem to one up him in that area, especially when you let him crash at your place. Like a true angel.
Doesn't bother with pickup lines he's tried them out and they're not really his thing but sometimes he says something so heartmoving you pause all together. When he notices your reaction he's completely oblivious he's successfully shot his shot, "Pfft look at ya face."
Piisuke loves you because he does, it's like their brains are interlinked. The bird will catch small sight of you and immediately rush over to perch itself on your shoulder and snuggle its beak into your cheek, it hurts but how could you say no. Heisuke already knows that whenever his small partner did this you were likely around, so he's walking up to you bashfully and taking Piisuke back (he's secretly setting the two of you up.)
Showers you with compliments and praise likes it's nothing, words of affirmation is definitely one of his top love languages on hopefully getting you to like him back. But the moment you reciprocate, admiring his terrifyingly precise sniping skill he's so flushed and hot and fumbling his words he just has to slap a hand over his mouth. Needs a minute before he's chucking softly, his hands smoothly over the rough build of the artillery as he thanks you.
The forgetful sort but not when it comes to you, suddenly he remembers everything. Sometimes he comes to you to say something he needs to remember because it's so much easier when it's your face and voice he remembers reprimanding him.
Dreams of a soft domestic life with you, maybe, if you like, a kid or two to complete the picture and of course the family pet as Piisuke. Grins stupidly to himself at the idea of how he'd propose to you (you're not even together yet.)
#sakamoto days#saka days#sakamoto days x reader#shin x reader#nagumo x reader#kashimo x reader#heisuke mashimo#heisuke x reader#headcanon#yh
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do you do requests? if you do, may I request choi soobin x fem!reader where it's dubcon with Soobin being a stalker/serial killer with some knife play? maybe ending with fluffy kisses as reader is a stalker for him and Soobin is like "omg finally someone who gets me" pFFT-
omfggg i love this, as my first request i made this long, hope u enjoy girl!
STALKER SOOBIN — choi soobin x reader
— w/c:1.5k
— choi soobin who has enough of just staring from afar
warning!, knife play, obviously soobin being a stalker.. also lots of slut shaming DO NOT READ IF YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE! BLOCK OR IGNORE!
soobin who has been following you for months, walking behind you after class or after you leave from work.
soobin who went as far as to rent an apartment near you, soobin who watches you from your bedroom window, you must love having an audience as you unclothes. hes watching as you strip out of your clothes, palming his hard dick as you bend your ass over. soobin cant help but imagine how he'll slap that ass till its red. fuck you drive him crazy.
soobin who sees you get ready, applying heavy makeup that makes you look ten times sexy, mini skirt and a revealing top. just where the fuck were you going?!
soobin grits his teeth, mad. chewing on his bottom lip furious that he's been obsessing over a fucking slut this whole time! this is the first time he's seen you like this, hiding your body with baggy clothes.
its okay.. he takes a deep breath and starts getting ready.
soobin will just follow you.
your two best friends came to pick you up, of course he knows their names too, dressed just as slutty as you. soobin who sees you hop into your friends car and hes quick to follow behind.
it doesn't take too long till you all were inside a club. it doesn't take long till he spots you, hanging out with your two girlfriends as random men surrounding you three. and like a bitch, you're talking to one of those thirsty men.
it doesn't take much till you take this mans hand and go dance with him in the crowd of bodies. soobin who gets close, maybe too close.. he's never been this close and hes getting so fucking pissed when he sees you wrapping your arms around this man as you grind on him.
he's holding onto that blade tight that he's been hiding on his back pocket. you little fucking slut. he was just standing there, while you were totally unaware.
after a few minutes, your toy leaves you, whispering something in you ear before you nod your head and he leaves. leaving you alone. as soon as your toy leaves, soobin makes a move.
soobin who gets behind you, pressing himself and his blade to your body while wrapping the other arm over your waist. you jump at the touch, "if you try to scream, ill cut you up bitch." he lowers his body and whispers in your ear.
you nod your head, body shaking and he could feel it. "move." he gives you a push, the arm that was on your waist going to your shoulder and the blade still to your back. you two are soon at the exit, feeling the cool air touch your skin, you begin to shake more.
not too far, soobin pulls you to an ally, going further till he's sure no one will hear you, you still haven't turned around yet. thats when out of nowhere, hes not pressing the blade to your back, and as soon as he did. you open your mouth ready to yell, "hel-" when he slams your head to the brick wall making you let out a scream in pain.
"scream one more fucking time! i dare you!" he yells at your face, shoving your face further as you sobb. "please! let me go, please!" you pleaded with the man. he ignores you, taking his blade and dragging it up your thigh, letting out shrieks every time you feel it cut you.
"think you can dance like a little fucking slut and i wouldn't be mad?!" he drops the hand on your face and brings both his hands under your skirt, dragging those pink undies down while you cry to him. "mister, let me go please!" you cry to him wiggling your ass.
pulling your underwear down, he sees a wet line connecting from your pussy. "you like this, huh? this slutty cunt is dripping." you just shake your head no as he continues to drag your panties all the way down, the blood that was trailing down your thigh getting caught by the cotton of your undies.
"i wont tell anybody please!" you turn your head, finally able to get a good look at your abuser. "shut the fuck up" he groans pulling the blade to your neck and you cant help but whine feeling the cold metal pressed against your neck.
with skills he manages to pull his pants and boxers down and turns your body till your facing him finally. the tears running down your cheeks and mascara staining your bottom lashes. "please let me go" you sobb.
pressing the blade harder to your throat, you shut up instantly, feeling it make a small cut. "i told you to shut the fuck up!" he groans, flipping your skirt up and pressing his body closer to you, his hand guiding his hard long dick to your cunt.
you whine and lead further against the wall as soobin dragged his tip up and down your folds, occasionally brushing against your clit. "you love this?" still you shake your head no. he scoffs, pulling the blade away from you, and shoving it in his back pocket.
like a puppy thats been kicked, you look up at him confused. he places his hand on your throat and gives it a good squeeze making you squeak. "youre going to take this like a good bitch, right" "y-yes!" a bit of frightnes and trill showing in your eyes.
soobin grabs onto one of your legs, and whispers to you to jump. holding onto your waist, he has your back against the wall and lets wrapped around his waist, and arms around his neck.
his hard dick pressing right outside your tight hole, and with no warning he shoves himself all the way in. because of this, he has you screaming out against his ear, clearly unprepared to have a giant dick shoved in that tight pussy of yours.
your body tense and soobin lets out a howl as your tight warmth snugs him. "too big! pull out!" you yelp moving around. "i told you, youre going to take this like a good fucking bitch" he groans before pulling out and shoving himself back in, making you scream one more time.
not even caring if you were okay, he starts bouncing you up and down his long thick dick and you yelp and moan throwing your head back. you dont care if his dick was splitting you open, you were awaiting this day for too long.
"you fucking slut, squeezing me real tight" he moans in your ear as you have your head leaning on your shoulder. his hand on your waist were for sure going to leave bruises on you. "dont ever let me catch you with another man." he growls like a wolf, and just the thought of it makes hims squeeze your neck a little harder.
your cunt squeezes him a bit tighter and he groans-and continues to abuse your hole. jumping you up and down as your pussy kept making wet noises, plap plap plap.
"i-i wont soobin!" hes too busy digging into your pussy to notice the slip up from your lips, his tip kissing your cervix repeatedly, by the way you were moaning and legs squeezing his torso tight, it was clear you were close to cumming.
"youre fucking mine." he ruts into you, hammering his hips inside, going full on animalistic as he was close too. "all yours.." you whine as you release on him, soobin following close behind coating the inside of your pussy white.
taking a breath to catch up you two stare at each other and it wasnt long till you two connect lips and have a long passionate kiss. this was sick. but fuck, was it hot.
soobin always dreamed of this, going inside your home. hes always seen your room, knows every little thing about it and occasionally your hallway. and here you were, pulling on his hand as you lead him thru the apartment complex.
opening your door, he noticed how cozy your place was. just as he imagined it. he smiled to himself looking at the amount of plants that you have and your fat lazy cat he's had staring contest with thru your window when you weren't around.
"nice place." you turn around to smile at him and let go of his hand "let me go change, ill be back." he nods his head and sees you disappear inside your room. he decided to explore more than just your living room.
twisting the knob of another room, he opens it and turns the lights on to see his face plastered all over the wall. have you been stalking him.. are you obsessed with him just as he is with you?!
"hey, where did you go-" your smile vanishes when he sees you inside your secret room. "whats this..?" he asks curiously. you give him the cutest puppy eyes as you look up at him, "im sorta.. crazy.." you admit.
"good, cause im unhinge too."
#tw.dark content#tw.noncon#tw.yandere#choi soobin x reader#choi soobin smut#choi soobin#txt x reader#txt smut#tubatu#txt#txt moa#yancore#stalking fantasy#dead dove do not eat
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Love your transformation stories; they're wicked hot. I am a clean cut, type A, academic, professional, reasonably fit guy, but love the idea of being covertly or unconsentingly tranformed. I've always wanted to give up control, give into urges, go blank, and have someone think for me
Dearest mom, the new semester has started well. As I haven't really recovered from the accident during the vacations, Coach has suspended me from the lacrosse team for the time being. Our physiotherapist has recommended that I go to the gym a bit more to strengthen my muscles again. You know I hate the gym. But I can't do without sport. Apart from that, everything is fine, the first lectures were very interesting. Contract law in particular seems to be exciting. I like the professor. Best wishes to dad, your Philipp
Dear mom, I know you're going to hate me, but I got a tattoo. Almost all the boys at the gym have one. And I love the gym and want to be one of the boys. The training is having an effect, your little son is starting to grow. Please don't show the photo to Dad. And don't tell him that I'm thinking about switching from law to business studies. Somehow I'm just not cut out for reading laws. All the best, Philipp
Hi mom, I'm having a short break between my shift at the gym and my own training. Yes, I've found a cool gym where I can train even harder. They're open 24/7 and the good thing is that I can earn some extra money here. Still as a janitor. But maybe soon as a trainer too. And there's a cool tattoo studio right next to the gym. Don't worry, I'll take the piercing out when I get home for Thanksgiving. My studies are going so-so, it's possible that I would have failed for the second time if I'd passed. That would suck. Tell Dad I need money. These supplements are bloody expensive. Yours Phil
Yo, what’s good, ma? I know, it's been ages since I hit you up. Been dealing with some heavy stuff. Got booted from uni and tossed from my pad. Crashed at some buddies' places and even on the couch at the tattoo shop. Now I’m chillin' with Luke, one of the piercers. Dude knows how to vibe, for real. Ever hooked up with a guy rockin' a PA? Straight 10, bro! Wait, the old man’s coming over? He lookin' to throw me back to school? Better watch it. I've been in the gym more than he has. Mom, Luke’s calling. Next round’s on! Catch ya later, P.
Shud tell u dad's cumin home 2morrow. Im thru w/ him. He's a real stud fo' an boomer. But ig u no tht! p
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*wiggles seductively* hi birb, what are ur thoughts on the tailed beasts + jinchuriki
Woah Oni how did u get in my asks box
UMMM TAILED BEASTS AND THEIR JINCHIRUKI OK LETS SEE
I've had (and posted about) a few scattered thoughts ab both the tailed beast and their jinchuriki before, so let's see what I remember off the top of my head
I think Utakata is contender for my favorite Jinchiruki— we don't see much of him but what we do intrigues me. I'm a sucker for a man in slutty, slutty robes and his bubble ability is both interesting and cute to me. I wish there was more content for him
Other than him tho, Gaara is ofc, fucking amazing as a character. I think his entire situation is a great example of the lengths people will go for power, and how willing some parents are to destroy their own children in the hopes of power.
Its a theme that fits in very interestingly specifically in the earlier chapters of naruto, when we are seeing the shinobi world from the shiny eyes of children, who think the whole thing is "cool" and treat the many tiny tragedies and traumas of the adults around them as much more lighthearted than they could be read as. Idk, it's fun to think about
I know we all joke about how "oh its stupid of people to have mistreated the jinchuriki, they're literally walking nukes just be nice to them omg ur signing ur own death warrant rn" but it's easy to see in text why people are so scared of them— especially civilians
They're walking nukes! They have demons in them! The propoganda machine works overtime to make people fear jinchuriki, both on purpose (other villages fear mongering) and just due to natural cultural beliefs (literal demons in rural Japan. The fear writes itself.)
I do think there's an interesting middleground there of like. A jinchuriki being treated with kindness literally only out of fear. Which is still better than blatant abuse, but also still fun to think of the ramifications of being raised like that
I think it's also interesting to see the difference of how many jinchuriki were treated in their villages— some for sure got it worse than others, even if there was a solid through line between all of them of different degrees of "people are scared of me and no one fucking likes me"
I do wish we'd gotten more of the jinchuriki's all together, I love fics where they get to come interact together as some sort of messy family.
Similarly, I love the biiju as just. The world's most dysfunctional family. They are so fun as characters, most of them just want to be left the fuck alone but have no issues with flattening humans if they come too close and I love this for them
I think the relationship between biiju and their jinchuriki are so fun, they are both victims here, they are both justified in hating eachother. But if they are able to overcome that hate and get along— its just really interesting to see. That takes some real strength, on both their parts.
A human trusting a demon, a demon trusting a human. Its desperation that got them there. Desperation and exhaustion and a wish to be free.
The tragedy really writes itself
I've read several fics that take an angle of "since the biiju were sealed, the natural balances of the world have been thrown out of wack" where they'll have things like nature getting more violent or common yokai having dissapeared in the years following the biiju's sealing
I think that's super, super fun and I personally like to use the hc of "yeah no, yokai were super common like ~60 years ago but then Hashirama sealed the Biiju and they all just kinda of dissapeared in the following years. Almost like they sensed the absence of the big spirits and went into hiding in response"
Super fun! Instantly adds several fascinating implications about the naruto world and how it works and how the biiju interact with it by just existing
I also love, love, LOVE to think about the initial reactions to the biiju being sealed back in early konoha. Bc like. Ok so you have this culture, this Japanese culture, that largely revolves around the spirits and respecting them in the hopes that they will leave you be. Generations of people raised with the rules of "leave yokai the fuck alone"
And then you go and have your leader seal one of THE biggest yokai inside of his wife.
The bad karma is off the fucking charts. I refuse to believe everyone just nodded and went "wow what a great idea! Nothing bad could possibly come from this!"
No, no, there were for sure different camps of people who were different levels of horrified / disgusted / terrified / etc.
I think maybe the younger, less superstitious, more ambitious and power trippy people might have been some flavor of pleased, while the older more superstitious people just. "Oh god what have you DONE what have you LET INTO OUR HOMES!!??!"
I imagine that in the following year, Hashirama had to work overtime in appeasing people for fear as whispers of "this village was a bad idea, look now we've gone and angered the kyuubi. He will break free and kill us all and we'll deserve it for being such fools as to try and keep him sealed" grew louder
I remember someone told me that in the manga, we got a couple panels of where it looked like the uchiha had made a shrine to the fox after Kurama was sealed? Which just. Fascinates me. Because it shows that there was some sort of effort made to presumably appease him, which, again, oh man the implications
And then ofc Hashirama goes and gives all the other villages the keys to getting their own Biiju. And people start to fucking hunt them.
And then all the yokai are dissapearing and the bad omens are only getting worse and—
Well, you get the picture.
Anyways, yeah. Early Konoha and general shinobi world reactions to the biiju being sealed fascinate and delight me in equal measure. There's so much room there for practically anything ur gay little heart desires
Oh on that topic, I think it's also interesting to think ab like. Maybe at first, the jinchuriki were genuinley revered. Again, like, culturally, most people are gonna see (especially big) spirits and start trying to appease it so it leaves them the fuck alone, right?
So just. Thinking ab how at first, the jinchuriki were treated with largely (terrified) respect. Especially when they were no doubt first put into already respected and powerful people.
And then, yk, time passes.
People get more used to the idea of jinchuriki as more "honored demon containers" and more "demons themselves."
Jinchuriki are placed into children. Jinchuriki are used in the war effort. They're given names. Faces to fear. People who have killed loved ones— put into bingo books besides other shinobi, just another man to fear.
Theyre... human.
(Theyre hated.)
Nost yokai aren't around anymore, and while many still give their respects at shrines and crossroads, its not with the same urgency and genuine belief as before. Many of the new generation pay no respects at all, and the lack of consequence from the still gone yokai does nothing to convince them to start
It becomes easier and easier to let the "terror" to win over "reverence."
Anyways just. The changing of attitude towards jinchuriki as they become more normalized as just another person over the years. Also something that's fun to think about
Anyways that's what I got, thanks for stopping by my ask box Oni, love u
#birds fic talk#birds asks#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto meta#jinchuriki#sabaku no gaara#gaara#utakata naruto#gaara of the sand#warring states era#warring states#early konoha#konoha#oni#jinchuriki meta#naruto biiju
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I love to see all the posts and asks about your training and maximums and stuff, and I’d love to know how you spend time with such a powerful heart like that when it’s just chillin out. What do you appreciate most about its feel/sound or what’s something u like to do when it’s beating at its slowest?
I've actually really begun appreciating and enjoying how my heart functions at rest the past year or two, I've been such an intense "heart maximalist" chasing high rates and intense arrhythmia that I didn't really get into it until my heart started slowing down and enlarging. (That and my heart literally cannot go as fast as it used to. I would kill to go over 200 again.)
My heart is big. My heart is especially big for my body. It's rubbing against both lungs, my ribs, my spine, my pushing my diaphragm enough to move my liver, my right ventricle even protudes into my sternal notch so that my stomach pulse is actually not just my abdominal aorta but actually partly my beating heart.
Because of that I don't just feel my heart beating at all times, I feel it in detail. I can feel the shape of my left ventricle inside me, I can feel the right against the back of my sternum, I can feel my atria higher up in my chest. Partly from the size and partly from my heart obsession. Possibly also the "mind muscle connection" a lot of bodybuilders use, which is just a practice of hyper awareness of movement inside the body.
It feels *amazing*. I'm honestly so glad I'm a cardiophile because I think it would drive a normal person insane. I have to actively tune it out sometimes.
I really love my heart rhythm at rest. You get used to it, but feeling your heart just sort of hanging loose and full inside of your chest, waiting almost 2 full seconds between beats, actually feels really good when it's in a healthy context. It's like the thrill i get seeing myself pass a mirror and seeing how muscular I've gotten, just kind of a 'wow' moment. I feel very accomplished.
My heart has also gotten fairly irregular at rest. I had it checked for this and it's definitely benign, so I just enjoy it. It's because my heart is so slow my heart's backup pacemaker (AV node) will start competing with the primary (SA node). I get a ton of random, lurching, intense but brief flutters. I just love being able to feel one of my heart chambers overfilling or spasming. It makes it feel huge and powerful.
Often at rest I just like to sit around and feel it beating inside me, occasionally palpating all the spots on my chest where it nearly sticks out of me.
On audio, I love how you can hear how long it takes my heart to fill. A noticeably long time between valve closures as my heart lets itself hang open. It's really cool to compare to other people's resting hearts, you can hear how my pump is taking big lazy gulps where others sound very snappy. I also love comparing it to my heart working hard, you can really hear it working harder at increasing exercise load as my heart continues to increase its stroke volume along with the rate. Then the rapid deceleration as well. It's wild to me to think of people exercising and their hearts are still taxed and fast for almost an hour later. I max my heart out and it's down to 60 in 3 minutes, back to the 30s within 5.
Sheesh i love talking about my heart lol
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FLIPFLOPPED NAME INTERACTIONS
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Naming the fallen works identically to how it does in Undertale, but I thought it could be fun to add more name easter eggs. :]
[O] - Usable Names
[X] - Unusable Names
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[O] "FRISK" - WARNING! This little shit will drive you insane. Proceed anyway? (Enables Hard Mode)
[O] "ROONEY" or "ROONIE" - ". . . I see."
[X] "MADDIE" - "No. NO. NO! THAT'S MY NAME, BRAT!"
[O] "DUMMY" - "ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZED IT!!"
[O] "METTA", "MTT", or "TONTON" - "OOO~ PROMOTING MY BRAND ARE YOU DARLING?"
[X] "LEGDAD" - "SORRY DARLING, BUT THAT ALREADY MY NAME. IT SAYS SO ON THIS MUG. (ALPHYS GET ME A MUG AND A MARKER)"
[O] "HAPSTA" - "YOU CAN HAVE THAT NAME, DARLING. I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE."
[O] "NAPSTA", "BLOOKY", or "BLOOK" - "oh... that's my name... i don't think it'll hurt to let you use it."
[X] "ALPHYS" - "H-Hey! Don't do that!"
[O] "ALPHY" or "ALPH" - "Umm. I guess that works???"
[X] "UNDYNE" - "Nuh-uh! Get your OWN name, snotface!"
[X] "PAPYRU", "PAPS", OR "PAPY" - "WOWIE! WHAT AN AWESOME NAME. THOUGH I WOULD RECOMMEND CHOOSING A CODE NAME TO USE INCASE WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM!" (Makes you go back to the menu.)
[O] "sans" or "lazymf" - "i doubt that's your actual name, but who am i to rain on your parade, i guess."
[X] "ASGORE" - "I wouldn't want to wish this name on anyone. Please pick a different name, young one."
[O] "GOREY" - "You must be serious about this. I suppose this wouldn't hurt anyone."
[X] "TORIEL" - "Perhaps you should try picking a different name, my child. Come on, think!"
[X] "TORI" - "Uh, you are... getting the right idea, I think. But maybe try something else."
[X] "ASRIEL" or "AZZY" - "In your dreams, kid! First come, first served."
[X] "FLOWEY" - "Sorry pal, I already chose that name!"
[O] "FLOWEE" - "REAL creative solution."
[X] "CHARA" - "Demons can not be named the same name. Try again. =)"
[O] "MUFFET" or "TUFFET" - "Alright dearie, don't worry, I'll just put it on your tab~ (WARNING: THIS ENABLES TAX PAYER MODE. YOU WILL BE BROKE.)" (You start the game with -9999 G.)
[O] "SOURPU" - "Little buddy, This name is already giving me hell. Please save yourself and pick something else."
[X] "NICEZ" or "NCG" - "Sorry buddy. I'm not taking sponsors right now."
[X] "NICEE" - "Plagerism isn't very nice, buddy. Try something else. I know you can do it!"
[O] "GRILLB" - "............. fine."
[X] "TEMMIE" - "woAhz! WoAHZ! u an tem has same names!! but wait tem already pick dis name? ;w; sowee!"
[O] "TEMMIY" - "YaYAYayAYAYA!!! pwoblem solv!"
[O] "QC" or "QT" - "Hahaha! Welcome to the crew then, Hun."
[O] "BRATTY" - "Like! OHMYGOD! That's my name, creep!"
[O] "CATTY" - "Like! OHMYGOD! Bratty! Bratty! That's like, MY NAME!"
[O] "GASTER" or "GEETER" - "............ YEAH, SURE WHY NOT."
[O] "SEMI" - "HMM?! EH?! WHO'S THERE?! WHO'S INTERRUPTING MY NAP?!"
[O] "GERSON" or "GERSY" - "I highly doubt that dorky name is yer' actual name, whipper snapper. But SURE, why not? WAH HA HA!"
[O] "RIVER" or "RIVERP" - "Tra la la. Maybe that is really your name. Maybe it isn't. It doesn't matter anyway."
[X] "MK" or "GONER" - (Crashes the game)
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OTHER NAME EASTER EGGS
[X] "TOBY" - "Bark Bark!"
[O] "KRIS" - "Very interesting..."
[O] "SUZY" or "SUSIE" - "Get your own name DUMBASS!" (Instead of a "Proceed" button to confirm your name, the Proceed Button is replaced with "Ignore.'
[O] "NOEL" or "NOELLE" - "Uhm... I can't stop you, b-but, please don't???"
[O] "BIRDLY" or "BERDLY" - Hmm! It's probably the smartest choice for your name! It's not as smart as ME, though!"
[X] "RUDY" - "And risk you ruining my reputation as mayor?! Nope. Beat it."
[X] "DESS" - "I see you found the cool name. Sorry, kid. Already picked this name."
[X] "CAROL" - "......... no."
[O] "CLOVER" - "I don't see why not pard'ner!"
[X] "CEROBA" or "ROBA" - "Absolutely not."
[X] "AXIS" - "ERROR. NAME UNUSABLE. LOSER."
[X] "NORTHS" or "STARLO" - "Sorry partner, but this name ain't big enough for the two of us!"
[X] "CHUJIN" - "This is Chujin... Piss off. This is my name."
[X] "MARTLE" or "MARTLT" - "Hahaha! I'm flattered, but no, this is my name."
[X] "KANAKO" - "(They refuse to let you pick this name.)"
[X] "MO" - "Laaame! I didn't die fer' you to steal my name, kid."
[X] "DALV" - "This name carries too much grief. Sorry..."
[X] "PANGIR" or "PGIRL" - (In Comic Sans) "uh, yeah no. pick another one, bucko."
[X] "HOOLYA" - "You're an idiot if you think you can just steal my name. Beat it."
[X] "MONO" - "(I don't care who you are, Noir what you say. This name is reserved for a real hero.)"
[O] "CHLOE" - "This name feels so familiar. You are filled with the power of... giraffes?"
[O] "LILY" or "VIOLET" - "Don't worry. No Mushrooms or Hot topics to be seen down here... right?"
[O] "ROYELL" - "The name of royalty! You are filled with the power of... MK and Ronalds???"
[O] "JEFFRY" - "Have no fear, for I am a professional lawyer!"
[O] "SUSHI" - "No."
[O] "PORK" or "PROCTR" - "The EVILEST NAME!"
[X] "ARCHIE" - "(Fun fact! Raccoons are our founding fathers! Unless you are a raccoon, you won't be getting this name.)
[O] "PETER", "CHMUET", and "MOON" - "(You must be a wonderful person if you pick this name! We hope you succeed in whatever you are doing now.)"
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MISC NAMES.
[O] "ICEE" or "MERG" - "(WARNING! This name will activate NIGHTMARE MODE! One hit, and it's back to start for you. Resetting will deactivate this mode. Proceed anyway?)"
[O] "SHAYY" - "Nice try, hot shot. There is a ban on Punch cards down here."
(NAMES ARE STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS AND MORE WILL PROBABLY BE ADDED IN THE FUTURE)
~ProctorDorkchop
#flipflopped#aflippedflop#undertale au#alphys#undyne#frisk#papyrus#mad dummy#Maddie#Sans#ton ton#Mettaton#Hapstablook#Napstablook#Toriel#Asgore#Asriel#Chara#Flowey#Monster Kid#Gaster#Rooney#Ruins Dummy
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What’s hazels opinion on ved?
What’s her opinion on dev? (Devzel please 🙏)
Mod here! This one’s kinda meta, so I figured I’d answer it- (regarding Hazel’s opinion on VED, you’ll have to ask her when she gets here hehehehe >:3c)
So, while devzel IS canon to the swap au, in the time period of the ask blog they are not YET dating. This is simply because Dev has not yet worked up the nerve to actually ask Hazel out, despite his massive crush being completely obvious to all the other faries, Hazel herself included. Hazel absolutley adores Dev, but Dev has trouble taking her affection at face value due to emotional trauma (thank u dale very cool) and and trust issues, as well as just secretly thinking she’s straight up too good for him and deserves better (never noticing that Hazel hasn’t dated since they went to god-parenting school together, due to the fact that she’s patiently waiting for Dev to just confess already, but doesn’t want to push too hard and is letting him decide when he’s ready to take that step)
What finally gives Dev the confidence he needs to admit to Hazel that he’s been in love with her for YEARS is actually a SPOILER, so I’ll put it below the cut uwu - here’s a doodle of how she reacts to said confession tho cndncnsncndjjvjd- get smothered, idiot ❤️💜
PLOT SPOILERS: When Ved finally enacts his plan to take over fairy world and turn the earth into a dark, hellish ‘paradise’ (tho thankfully he doesn’t get that far)- Dev is preeeeettty sure the only real way to stop him is going to be sacrificing himself in order to take his anti fairy out with him ☠️☠️
LUCKILY THIS IS NOT THE CASE, and with the help of Iris and Perry (and Krentz, actually) Ved is defeated, fairyworld is restored, and when the dream team finally arrive SLIGHTLY too late for the actual battle, Dev is SO happy to see Hazel and still be alive that he just collapses into her arms and confesses everything. Hazel returns his feelings in full, and they stay together for the rest of eternity uwu
#fairly normal parents au#fop au#dev dimmadome#divination dimmadome#hazel wells#Hazel wishingwell#spoilers#devzel
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Tell me some FANON facts that you don't like
I think I've already mentioned most of them, but I'll quote them again with summary explanations:
The "Happy Robin" and "Angry Robin" thing.
Especially Jason as the "Happy Robin", not because I have anything against Jason being happy as Robin, but because the fandom generally infantilizes him excessively, makes him behave like a 5-year-old instead of a 13-year-old. Plus, I do like the post-crisis Jason, more rebellious and with more personality.
Tim being an insomniac coffee addict.
Tim is the brother who falls asleep anywhere, at any time. If you're not careful, the guy has already slept for 14 hours between micro-naps and is going for more hours.
Tim being an extremely thin, delicate and shy boy.
He's so cool in canon, I just can't stan his fanon version.
Dick being the laughing stock of the batfamily.
Like, he's literally probably the most respected member (not after, ALONG with Batman), and probably one of the few whose threats would be taken seriously by everyone, but the fandom only has him as comic relief for being the most optimistic and cheerful of the family.
The thing about Alfred only letting Jason in the kitchen because he's the only one who knows how to cook.
He taught Dick to cook in his own kitchen- Dick has cooked for his family before, and he's lived alone for almost 10 years - how could he not know how to cook? If he is banned from the kitchen, it is because he climbed onto the fridge as if he were a cat, or because he is delirious with fever and refuses to rest.
Dick living in the mansion again.
You want my man to have a nervous breakdown???
That they lower the abilities of some family members in order to exalt others.
Just because Cass is better at fighting doesn't make the others useless? Plus I think it's canon that some can beat her, not all the time, but like, in sparring matches they can actually beat her sometimes too? Just because Tim is the "detective" doesn't mean everyone else is bad at it? Just because Jason is the best with guns doesn't mean the others don't have good aim?
Duke being the normal one in the family.
NO ONE is normal in that family. Not even Alfred.
When they make Dick a mediocre student.
My boy was a top student, kinda a nerd but also a athlete, don't discredit him like that.
Jason being Tim's Robin.
Tim was first a fan of Dick Grayson and then a person dude, there's no way.
Jason calling Tim's replacement 24/7.
While the relationship between Jason and Tim is not as close as the fandom presents (they usually use facts from Tim and Dick's relationship to make him act like that with Jason), Jason doesn't live in a spiral of hatred towards Tim either, maybe at first, but then things calm down quite a bit between them.
The sexualization of Dick's character.
I don't mean like in canon, I mean how people directly turn him into a whore who would have sex with anyone who offers to him. Like, no???? What's wrong with u???
I actually hate that with any character, but it happens more with him.
Bruce being too perfect that none of his kids can even surprise him.
Canonically Dick scared him more than once, and I'm sure his other kids also managed to surprise him at least. Let the guy be a human, he's not an omnipresent god.
Completely ignore Clark and Dick's uncle-nephew relationship.
I don't think I need to explain this.
That's what I can think of now, there's probably more to it, but aha-
I don't completely hate these facts, and I don't mind people using them exactly, but I don't like it when they pass them off as canon- If you like it more than canon, it's completely valid, they are fictional characters and it doesn't hurt anyone, but don't expect me to agree with you if you tell me that's the true personality of the characters, u know?
#ask blog#batfamily#canon vs fanon#I seriously don't care if people prefer fanon#I'm just not one of those people#the canon characters are so complete and cool that I can't help but love them like that
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How are the love interests responding to a surprise party being thrown for them by the MC?
✨ Love Interests Reacting to a Surprise Party
Kayn: If it's a surprise party, I think they'd prefer a small one actually (like just Central gang, tbh). But as long as it's a chill one, they'd enjoy it and be rly touched you planned this for them. Lil kiss on the forehead for you, MC.
Druk: LET'S GOOOOOO. he's stoked. Is really happy to see all his friends in one place. He'll probably spend a good amount of the party being a party animal, but when it's over, he'll make sure he does his due diligence of making sure you know how much he loved it
Fenir: Gonna be real, I don't know if he likes surprises LMAO . It's a toss up. He might get emotional and cry bc no one's ever done that for him or he might clam up and shut down alsdjifaisdjf
Etza: Jumps a little bit and seems surprised for a second before easing back into their usual expression. Stays close to you the whole party though so you know how much they appreciated it
Kuna'a: Doesn't make much of a reaction when everyone yells surprise and plays it pretty cool. When the whole party is over, though, he'll thank you. It's be a quick thank you, but you'll knowit's genuine
Aisa: Just stands there like 🧍♂️ for a second not knowing what to do LAFJSDIJF. But eventually they will cough out an awkward thank you to everyone who came and then cling to you for the rest of the party ((they like the party, they just like being next to u more)).
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