#and how he'd be on his knees for it
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simon going after very single baby moms cuz he wants some of that breastmilk 🥴
might even step into a crumbling relationship and simply take over all for the sake of having some of it spurt onto his chest hair.
#don't get me started on the post partum body#and how he'd be on his knees for it#then asks if it's too soon for you to give him another cuz that babe in the crib is his now sorry#at first this was simon#now i see homelander#anyway sniffing after the girl at work who just came back from maternity leave#prefers straight from the tap if you don't mind
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Xavier's sleeper build
#tch... yea right he's lax about working out... how dare u...#i remember after i was done w my cardio i was panting and shit and he was like 'are ur legs sore? you can lean on me if you want...'#and how i look like i'm about to faint... tch... LOOOL#see at first i think he'd have a comfy bed but then... his ass is sleeping anywhere huh...#anyway i love him v much he beat my ass in kitty cards one day and made such a snide comment about winning...#i had to tone down the muscles bc i made him TOO muscular at first HAHA#me and sushi cackling at the hand on knee bc of the sheer size diff between the lads men and the mc LOL#art#killamonart#fanart#love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#xavier#lads xavier#lads
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Steve worried about his pups hanging around Eddie 'the drug dealer' Munson and decided to spy on them during Hellfire hour, but was immediately sent into a presentation heat when he saw how good the alpha was with the kids.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#omegaverse#omega steve harrington#alpha eddie munson#steve 'mr i don't have daddy issues' harrington would feel his knees buckle every time he sees a good father#eddie might not know how to be a daddy yet but he'd have plenty times to practice with steve#sionewrites
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Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.
I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"
And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.
#tdp#the dragon prince#tdp rayla#tdp callum#text post#tdp season 5#rayllum#talk#funny#its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez)#HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM#not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you#he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him.#he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it'#as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny#absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now#also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS#WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE#hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs
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More Bad Bad Boy Baxter, some of which may have been touched upon in the original post but sorry he lives in my heart
Because this version of Baxter is still so perceptive. He can read you like a book, and he wants to memorize every word. He wants to open you up and break you down, chapter by chapter, page by page, until he can recite every single bit of you long after he's gone. And this Baxter will do it too, he'll sink his fingers in you, will take every single thing you offer.
He still knows he's going to leave, and he won't purposefully be a dick about it, but if you end up getting attached after he's made it clear that whatever it is between you has a definite expiration date, then that's on you. Sure, he may hate himself for it, he might curse himself after he watches you walk across the street and back into your safe, loving home well past your curfew, with parents who care enough to notice such things, and he may have a weak moment when he's chain-smoking on the balcony at 3 am, trying not to think about how good it would feel to play this game for keeps, but still. You knew what you were getting into.
There's one moment in the middle of the summer, after one of those curfew-breaking nights out. He stays out front of his condo, watching you stumble through your door, a bit wobbly from the drinks he'd snuck you at the club you'd went to in the city. He knows you look just a little wrecked, that you smell like smoke and liquor and him, and when he sees the living room lights flicker on he can't help but stay outside, lighting a cigarette and imagining what's happening inside.
But he doesn't have to imagine too much, because suddenly he hears raised voices. Nothing crazy, and he can hear more concern than anger in your mothers' tones as they carry across the quiet street. He hears something about being good -- you used to be so good, one of them told you, and he doesn't fight the little smirk that crosses his features at the thought.
Because it means he's changed you, even if just a little bit, even if just for now. He's corrupted at least a little sliver of the pretty little thing he was lucky enough to meet this summer, and it sends a thrill through him. He wants you to be different after him, because that means you might remember him. Which, at the heart of it, is all he's ever wanted.
#our life beginnings and always#baxter ward#our life#our life baxter#baxter x reader#baxter x mc#bad boy baxter please on my hands and knees#i also halfway think he has a couple dumb tattoos but i didn't want to disrupt the vibe#not like poorly done ones but really well done expensive ones that he thought he'd always love#maybe like a zebra idk like an artsy stylistic zebra on his arm stuff like that#and then in step 4 mc sees him and how cleancut and put together he is now and is like “whoa”#but then he rolls up his sleeves for wedding planning and he has a blackout tattoo to get rid of those silly ones?!?!?!?!?#kinda vibing with pierced nip nops too but idk maybe i'm just ovulating
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I was doing some VOD watching as a bit of fact-checking / research for something I'm working on and got absolutely bodied by this thing Fit said to Ramon:
"You are my light my boy. Without you I would be covered in darkness."
#*FALLS TO MY HANDS AND KNEES. CURLS UP IN A BALL. SUFFERS*#i talk#qsmp talk#this is Fit's June 6th VOD#Head in my hands thinking about how Ramon made Fit promise he'd never go on a murderous rampage if he (Ramon) died#aghhhhhh#Ramon softened his heart :(#or rather#Reminded him that he could allow his heart to be soft
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I feel like I'm trying to scoop water from a sinking boat... A few days ago I cut 7k words of Martyn-Cleo interactions with a plan to move them to a later arc in the story, and then today I reread a scene I finished a week ago, wanted to add a small detail, and it caused a whole spiral that's veering direction because they. won't. stop. talking.
I hope y'all like long chapters full of Martyn & Cleo talking, because I sure have a lot of that.
#Me: “I'll just write Martyn looking at photos on Cleo's wall.” -> “Wait he'd have a knee-jerk reaction to That Photo in particular.”#Zombiewood#trafficfic#Dog's Life#ridwriting#mcyt#Me sitting with my hand on my cheek b/c I've known for a year TrueSymmetry and MumboDrone are married but I never brought it up-#-and I'm now realizing the Implications of Martyn being at his ex-husband's brother's wedding and how hard that hits post-divorce#Dog's Life spoilers#ridspoilers
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Rip my beloved Priscilla Stoll, you'll always be famous to me
#Hermes was whipped for her#I have a smut wip that proves just how whipped he is. Bro was on his KNEES#and she loves that#Everyone should be whipped for her#Connor showed Drew a photo of her once and Drew asked point blank why did her genetics just give up on him and Travis#Malcolm replied with 'he'd be too powerful if he was any prettier. it was for the good of the world'#Connor crashed out both because Malcolm just implied he thought he was pretty and because of Drew#(they got her curly hair and freckles and thats already too much power)#She had to die when Travis was a little kid because if she survived the Stolls would be ten times worse#in a Hadestown Tratie AU she's in a toxic situationship with both the Hades' kid's moms and Persephone#the stoll brothers#pjo oc#<- technically she is a canon character we just dont know anything about her or have actually seen her
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it's Harassing You o'clock so i am gonna discuss my oc some more in the tags
#really been considering misha's weird relationship with authority and how it'd present in like. his everyday life#i kiiinda feel like it wouldn't be as simple as 'if i am scared of you i bend the knee' or 'if i am scared of you i will kill you'#like i feel like for his Inevitable religious crashout. he kinda needs more nuance in this specific area#because he simultaneously fears AND idolizes the emperor. he like. Switches lol. i keep projecting my bpd on misha.#i think because the emperor like.. THEORETICALLY#he CANNOT and WILL NOT abandon or betray misha. because the Way to impress him (in misha's mind) is so straightforward? like the emperor is#a symbol. he isn't a person who particularly cares about an individual's fucked up thoughts or minor mistakes. and misha believes he is#like FAVOURED by him. has like this parasocial bond that many adepta sororitas seem to have with the guy lol#anyway. i feel like with REGULAR PEOPLE? things are getting a little fucked up for him. because he's been traumatized and betrayed and#tormented and maimed by Regular People. part of the reason he is soo Angry and willing to Pulverize—believes humans are predisposed to evil#he's not CONSCIOUSLY aware of that fact. but his misanthropy is a major factor in his character lol. always assumes he's going to be#betrayed yet often walks right into it because he is So Blinded With Hope that SOMEONE loves him and cares about him#HOWEVER he also pushes people away because he DOES NOT want to experience more betrayal or pain. like the typical borderline paradox#where you simultaneously NEED constant human contact and reassurance to function but also isolate yourself to keep yourself and others safe#i think by his like. ''game-time'' appearance he'd be very much in a 'DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!' stage of his existence. makes his 'Own'#choices based on what He (emperor) tells him is right (misha is. delusional). struggles listening to authority figures like he could#when he was younger. generally just tries to keep to himself. which is a bit hard when you are in a nun mission LOL#i presume misha is working with an inquisitor or something and thus has more 'freedom' than his sisters. that's my only excuse for it akskdj#not to say he's like. some sort of rebel. he will go along with rules if it's easier and he has zero reason to Provoke you. but he is also a#moody and mentally ill freak with Anger ISSUES. thus will either be attacking YOU a heretic or himself. cannot repress his anger very well#at all LOL. it just Comes Out Of Him.#he IS a dogmatic puritan. at least for the most part. doesn't like BELIEVE IT in the sense that he GENUINELY believes it? believes it#because that's The Safest Way? Doesn't make him confront his relationship with religion and society? does that make any sense?#misha has MAJOR identity issues. he considers himself a totally empty vessel for the#emperor to enact his divine will. could not describe himself if you asked him to. not to say he DOESN'T have Traits or Qualities. he is just#hashtag bpd projection teehee..#had the Identity beaten out of him in the schola progenium <3#at least. misha believes the emperor won't abandon him. til he gets taken to commoragh and probably Loses It#anyyywayyyyyy. still fiddling around with him 👍#misha tag
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I'm the only one who thinks it's hot to see a wedding ring around aki's finger??!!!
aki's long pretty fingers would look so perfect with the silver wedding band you gave him.... siiigghhhh....
#yearning for him always#I've been thinking a lot about aki proposing to you these days#the way he'd think about it for so long#he loves you so much and he knows he wants to marry you he just wants to do this right#there's so many times where he has your ring in his pocket#and he debates asking you but gets too nervous#he doesn't know if he'll ever have the courage#but then one time happens and everything in that moment just feels. right#he taps you on the shoulder and when you turn around he's getting down on one knee#he can't look at you for a second#but he's smiling while taking your hands#admitting how nervous he is but how long he's wanted to do this#he has tears in his eyes when you tell him yes#his expression so soft while he holds your hand delicately and slips the ring on your finger#just. sedate me#ask mags
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Joe ultimately sacrificed his knee for Ja'Marr Chase
#what a romantic and poetic way to state that cally!! thank you!!!#i forgive you for making ja'marr throw the ball sometimes (maybe.)#but yes!!!#this video keeps on giving#did joe sacrifice his knee on purpose for ja'marr? no!#would joe do it all again the same way knowing that it would end with him getting ja'marr back??#absolutely!!!#(would joe take a hammer to his knee if a time traveler told him that was how he'd get ja'marr back??)#(i think so <3 <3)#joe burrow#ja'marr chase#brian callahan#thanks cally i'm always saying this :)
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first on va voir and now l'appel du vide? S!? HOW DARE YOU 🥵😤😳😳
related to chapter 8 of "Money Magic"
How could I not?
On va voir is just knee weakening, like, that post where it calls that voice Steve's sex voice? Yeah. They're so fucking right 😮💨 So, y'know, I had to continue the legacy.
#asks#steve rogers#stucky#if canon steve really do speak french bucky is on his knees BEGGING for him to use it in the bedroom and not just when he's kicking ass#in all universes#including in money magic#i don't care how fin dom he is... he'd pay to hear steve purr out french words like velvet with a fire lit in his eyes 🥴🥴
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I love writing Dandelion because he's a performer. An unreliable narrator of his own life. He exaggerates and lies through his teeth and will dig and dig and dig into the backstory of a friend but clam up the second you ask him anything about his own and find ways to deflect and demure. He's hyperaware of how people view him and just doesn't seem to care. If you think he's a silly bard without a brain that's how he'll act for you and if you only see him as a flirt who makes terrible jokes that's how he'll act for you, he puts on whatever mask he thinks people want most from him which is why it's so compelling that his bestest friend in the whole wide world is Geralt - a Witcher who can effortlessly see through it all and strip him down to his bones if he wants to
Truly the mortifying ordeal of being Known
#the witcher books#meta post#kinda sorta it's close enough#it annoys me a lot how many people assume he must've been the worst spy ever#because if he was truly as bad as all that he wouldn't have survived the war for so long with such a position#you forget that he doesn't *always* travel with geralt#obviously he knows how to look after himself he just turns off some of that self-preservation#when he's with his friends because he's safe enough to do so#and geralt's not exactly the bees knees either for a witcher whose lived for a hundred years#you'd think he'd know better than to use a fish hook and wire to sew a wound shut but nooooooo#it's part of the best friend code that when you're together you become dumb as fuck and do stupid shit
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{{ Finally beat the Neth.erbrain. What a lovely epilogue that was! I'd been spoiled to small bits of it, but most of it was a very delightful surprise. }}
#{{ Got Alaara hitched and everything. B) }}#{{ I was DYING at Astarion's interaction. Even after everything he's still himself. PBFFF. }}#{{ Look at him finding new and exciting ways to murder. Good for him. }}#{{ And Wyll! Doing well even without magic at his disposal. He should keep scrolls on him. }}#{{ Lae'zel... God she grew so much... }}#{{ And Halsin! He wanted to chat my ears off about how happy he'd become. }}#{{ Minsc and Jaheira were doing well. So was Shadowheart. All of them getting up to misadventures. }}#{{ DJ speaks;; }}#{{ Seeing Tara was a delight. She was so sassy about everyone in camp. Called 'em ugly. PBFFT. }}#{{ Can't forget the ol' wizard now can we? He kept complaining about his knees. But loved his new job. }}#{{I didn't have Karlach or Minthara in this run unfortunately. Lessons learned. }}
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the idea of beard having an old, faded kinda rackety pair of crutches tucked away in his closet at all times....yeah. he has had,,, quite a lot of leg injuries.
#you know how matthew gray gubler injured his knee heavily while dancing + needed surgeries and to walk with a cane#unfortunately that would happen to beard#but whenever he's asked he'd give a different mysterious answer#jamie is convinced beard is a spy (ted knows he injured his knee at the disco)
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See Nine would have been normal about it if Rose came on to him, maybe had some hangups about the alien thing, age difference, if she actually broke up with Mickey, but none enough to stop him. Maybe even be normal enough about it to not hide it from Jackie. Introduce Rose to everyone as his partner with the explicit understanding that they're together.
Meanwhile if Rose came onto Ten he'd simply combust.
#dw#i could keep going with this#if it was eleven i think he'd say 'fuck it' and be fine#Twelve would again have age and species hangups (like he did with clara) but she would wear him down quick#Thirteen would spend half a season thinking theres no way rose still wants her no matter how obvious shes being but then realize and OH#Fourteen would fall to his knees in front of her
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