#and his feral wife

[quartersold-blog]

Honestly I'm much more interested in the shadow bugs that I got. Hello-Kittys-Pastel-Bullshit isn't really my thing either, but I'm a bit obsessed with him. He's got such strong GNC vibes and honestly love him for it. Had to get him an intimidating partner. Dunno if I wanna give them silhouette scrolls tbh.

Sandollar/Robin/Robin (M)

Cantaloupe/Fire/Gloom

[tomahachi12]

That’s how that works, right?

[zer0point5ive]

gay people never flirt normally it’s always gotta be shit like this

[witless-winion1]

listening to Suffering while I build a cabinet the size of my thumb- this came to me like a vision

Remember how Mr. PamPam said the siren’s magic basically dug the information out through their voice? And the siren Penelope got some details off because he couldn’t hear her? I just started thinking of it like that Red Riding Hood excerpt

Odysseus: my, your eyes are bigger then I remember, my dear…

Siren: I’m just so happy to see you, love, my eyes are opened wider to see you better~

Odysseus: and forgive me, but when did you start liking dresses with silver trim? You always preferred gold, if I recall correctly…

Siren, sweating: I thought I’d surprise you, since you like silver better…

Odysseus: and your teeth seem sharper…how is that to be explained, darling? Have you started eating whatever foolish suitor comes to try and woo you?

Siren: n-no??

Odysseus: shame. That would’ve been so hot.

[lex-crow]

Headcanon (kinda)

Hiccup being allergic to dragon root. Not like it’s going to kill him but it’ll make him terribly ill.

This doesn’t help the roomers that he’s not human. The twins started it and hiccup being himself doesn’t help and doesn’t know.

Also when his mom returnes she also has the same reaction to dragon root

And people just go. “Ah yeah stoic and his half feral, vigilante, fae wife and their son who definitely took after mom.”

Does this make any sense?

[pretty-little-mind33]

GO LOOK AT ATJ's INSTAGRAM i'm foaming i need go stalk your acc to quench myself

HELLO?!!! OMG!!???

he looks so good i have tears in my eyes—genuine tears—i don't know how to proceed with this information

BRO LIKE HELP 😭

the jumping pics also have me foaming at the mouth.

credit: his instagram lmao

[starberry-cupcake]

that time jim kirk was this close to murdering a superior officer because he endangered his ship, didn't want to give him spock and the only thing that stopped him was that he didn't have to do it himself (and probably that he found out he had also dismissed mccoy from the bridge after it was all over)

[uncharted-constellations]

Dreaming about them 🥰

[thehalloweenspooks]

I might've doodled my pookie wookie cutie patootie boy <3

I believe it's nice for my first time trying to draw him-

[fuumiku]

Who’s taking who too lightly now? Playfighting my beloved

Rabbit Marcille and stoat Chilchuck, yay for rabbitstoat au, for no reason for funsies! This is here that I reveal humanoid monsters are my top favorite thing to draw actually. I really like centaur Marcille x satyr Chilchuck so this is kinda in the same vein~ I was gonna do weasel Chil at first but then friendo said a stoat’s personality fits him more and I said yes chief I trust you w my life. Speaking of, my own Chil stoat-sphinx design is partially inspired by said friend’s here!

Chilchuck playfighting and trying to "teach her a lesson" bc she's not taking him seriously so he pounces on her and pins her down but she's just giggling and smiling and beaming and suddenly she’s bigger too she’s not just a ball of fluff all stretched and it all makes him feel a little something. Chil wanting to get back at her for her teasing but he can’t go too hard on the threatening bc he’ll want to pounce on her one way or another if he gets too caught up in it whooops 💞 Timeless marchil staple, put that man in situations

Smaller predator x bigger prey animal is very fun, thank you lucky-fy’s dunmeshi beastars au for making me think of them that way… It adds to it I think, that sort of "well even if I do want you you’re out of reach" bc like even if the predator does manage to kill it it’d have a hard time eating it all right away and idk idk…. It’s that "No. No she’s offlimits" he says at himself bc ‘it wouldn’t work out’ even if it feels right… The sort of going against nature in both that they wouldn’t want to kill each other and that the dynamic shouldn’t be going this way around, and that despite everything pointing to how they shouldn’t be able to work out they can still make their relationship into what they want it to be. -gestures- Metaphors. Well sorta gdbdga in this AU I just think about them frolicking in the fields on sunny days then having tension once in a blue moon and that’s it lmao. "I can’t return your feelings because I’d only hurt you in the long run" "🧍‍♀️bruh be for real". Chilchuck guilt & longing meanwhile Marcille is just chilling having the time of her life, either blissfully unaware or just waiting for him to get his head out of his ass

It’s like how Chilchuck is so tall for a half-foot, within half-foot circles he has no problem being seen as very much a man and a rather well-ofd handsome one at that, but as soon as it’s with other races the dynamic is completely changed and he’s kinda stripped of that aspect of himself in social dynamics. No weasel or mouse would belittle the graveness of a stoat as a predator but wolves and foxes and hawks may laugh at them yk what I mean. Sighh sigh sigh sigh. Them. He’s her rotten soldier, her sweet cheese, her good-time boy

Making their way in the dungeon like "you see this shit Chilchuck?"

[chaosgremlinmunson]

"Middle of the night and have to nurse-maid for a sick relative?

Why not make pigs in a blanket?

It's fast, easy, and delicious.

Pigs in a blanket, the late night snack that anyone can make."

Steve scoffed at his television, so yeah he was a nurse maid for his very sick platonic soulmate, her wife and his husband. But c'mon now, it was 2:48 in the goddamn morning, who needed snacks?!

"Dingusss, I'm hungry and need to take my medicine. It says I have to eat with it!" Robin's congested voice called from the puppy pile on the huge the pillow forte made in their living room.

"Ooooh, snacks?" Came Eddie's raspy voice next, "Stevie, can we have snacks? I want a cuddly piggy in a bankie!"

The chorus of the three rose up and before Steve knew it he was at the fridge grabbing the croissant dough and Vienna sausages with shredded cheese and a herb butter he'd prepared. Yeah, he'd make this God forsaken thing they wanted but he was going to make it taste good, damn it.

He got started making the snacks and came back in the room with the platter and a stack of paper plates snuggling in next to Eddie before dishing out everyone's food and meds.

"You're the best Stevie" Eddie said mouth full as he leaned against Steve's chest while eating.

"Damn right I am, achooo!!" Steve sneezed, "well shit." Now Steve was sick too, great.

[somepsychopomp]

Hm. Werewolf AU where Ody turns into a massive tawny wolf every month under the full moon. The Greeks during the Trojan War r like “this is so rad I bet he’ll be really good at killing our enemies”

Only to be kept up all night bc all wolf!Ody does is howl at the moon bc he misses his mate/wife. Just the most pathetic, heart-wrenching crying imaginable. He’s like a massive puppy crying for milk.

Eurylochus & Polites take shifts each night to stay up with their captain and give him treats + pets in an attempt to calm him down.

Alternatively, who among you shall stop me from writing a hybrid AU where Odysseus is born as a little wolf pup hybrid with floppy ears, a button nose, and teeny tiny pink toe beans on his feet. He grows into a gangly teenager with fur that never seems to want to stay neat and combed, plus a sharpened sense of smell and hearing. He hunts Athena’s boar bc at that age, his prey drive is through the roof and also, he’s got too much energy and desperately needs an outlet.

Athena, attempting to take the severed boar’s leg from Odysseus: “Give it here, boy. Come here! Come on, Ody. Give me the leg!”

Only for him to scamper away with his prize.

Also there’s several huge holes in the palace grounds/gardens bc those were his attempts at digging a den.

[wildsaltair]

one night, Maximus! one night and then a lifetime PLEASE I am begging you

[nothanksjohnny]

Let him bite _part one (I'm tired)

give me Optimus holding ratchet by his neck. He's disappointed in the medic for over working himself again. He's disappointed he allowed it to happen. It's alright he'll get him to rest as he slowly sinks his fanged denta deeper a small flow of energon streaming out of the wounds as the medic huffs and whines. Back strut shivering as a itch is scratched. A small tug has his voice hitch with underlining static. " rest. I won't repeat it dear friend." Is rumbled out of the primes mouth as his EM field hugs the medic in invisible coos and gentle touches causing a soft pleasure to cloud ratches mind. Making so sweet and willing to listen.

Give me Optimus that huffs at he to is stuck now as he holds the back of Arcees neck. " I dont need to babysitter prime I'm not a sparkling." Is snapped back with biting fangs. A growl and weight pushed upon her frame. Not enough to cause damage beyond just scuff marks to still heavy enough to make a message known. Annoyance no different than a cat scolding their kitten his audial fins twitched and flick. He'd let her fo eventually. When she learns to behave and not put herself in danger.

Give me a Optimus that grumbles as he scruffs Bumblebee. " hey they started it!" Hissed out in certain defense. Still,Annoyed, and Care I'd what flows around th two due to Optimus encircling them in his EM field. Primus he had yet to sire and yet it seemed he was just that to many of his younger soilders and scouts. Bumblebee being the one who often received his attempts to "ground" the scout. Small spats of hisses that soon dwindled into grumbles of a limp and submitting mech. It was almost enough to make Optimus smile if he didn't have a point to prove. A quick dig of his canines into the mesh and cabling of the scouts neck and he let go and softly lapped up the stray drops of energon. " Behave." He stated knowing it won't be long until he's pinning the scout again with a huff and churr.

Give me a snarling Optimus baring his teeth as he holds down wheeljack and clamps down. It isn't often he gets to personally remind his solders he chooses to speak rather than this. Keeping the others arms down but having his servos on the. Growls that vibrate the sensitive puncher wounds due to the primes bite. Many would assume it's out a malice. Perhaps he's gotten tired of repeating himself. And he has but just as he huffs and keeps Jack down its no different that a wolf keeping another member in pack from being reckless and causing trouble. Soon whrrs and tunes that could fool others of soon spilled from the wrecker mech. In plea of forgiveness and submission. "I learned my lesson damn it prime please?" Is begged through a EM field wobbling around them. A quick deeper digging o denta through mesh and the wrecker is released of the hold. Scrapes and mild denting follows through both of the mechs plating due to the scuffle that was started to pin down the cocky younger mech. Ratchet won't be pleased.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Joyce Jameson

The Comedy of Terrors (1964) dir. Jacques Tourneur

[mother-of-houseplants-2]

father // the front bottoms