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this post triggered kotlc social media thoughts sorry
kotlc characters reading the books?
no no no
I want them to know about the fandom
#fintan would get on social media exclusively to fight on twitter i think#and his ass would get BEAT#no other social media because he is LAME and not hip with the kids#sophie is a spotify and pinterest kind of girl i think#marella has snapchat streaks with half of foxfire and has every social media known to man#mostly so she has access for any stalking or searching purposes#but she probably also posts a lot#biana is an insta girl and fitz also has it but only for reels#biana goes on tiktok to scroll but has like one post#fitz just doesn’t have tiktok#keefe has tiktok. his screen time is atrocious and he opens instagram only to look at reels#but it’s mostly tiktok and he comments stupid shit#his reposts are probably terrible#councilor oralie has facebook#tam is on his quest for a myspace reboot /j#would he have tumblr i have yet to decide. if he does it means keefe also does. i think they’re too normal for this app#linh is also pinterest and spotify but in a different way than sophie is#sophie also seems like a youtube while she eats girl where linh does not#tam also spotify yes#dex has instagram and tiktok but he forgets to check them tbh my boy is on messages and youtube#ummm ran out of thoughts more at 7!!!!
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When your own Grandma is terrible, you might as well act like one.
#rookanis#lucanis x rook#lucanis dellamorte#rook dragon age#rook de riva#dragon age the veilguard#oc: renzo de riva#oc: renzo#lucaren#my art#dav#dragon age#lucanis' big bird instincts kicked in lmao#he looked at ren's slutty waist and instead of experiencing some kind of attraction went 'HE DOESN'T EAT ENOUGH HE'S GOING TO DIE'#not entirely wrong#renzo would get his ass beat in a fight with most things#with wind for instance
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"batman has kryptonite so he can take down any kryptonian!!" i need you to understand that if that was all it took, metallo would run the world. shockingly, the superfam in fact deal with villains who have kryptonite on the regular. it is not a guaranteed victory condition. of course you'd have to pick up a superman comic to know this but good fucking god
#rimi talks#and this isn't even getting into the fact that batman has gotten his ass beat plenty of times by people less op than superman (or supergirl)#but of course you'd also need to read a batman comic to know that. lol. lmao#anyways. im starting a kickstarter to have bruce wayne put down. the benefits of this would include the superfam getting insulted way less--
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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)
athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute
odysseus: what?
athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do
penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes
odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?
athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.
penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire
athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.
penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment
zeus: where are they going
hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-
#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates#(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying#at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault#the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus#but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT#but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming#odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end#their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia#athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor#odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov#him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives#odypenath#odypenetha#odysseus#penelope#athena#odypen#odyath#penath#epic the musical#love in paradise
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Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything
had way too much fun with this one hahah
#listen i know that baizhu's eyes should be red in theory here but like#im too used to my golden eyed princess to change that#plus its funnier what with the whole childe crush list#also im sorry but i can't think how to explain it away rn#baizhu's not even a relevant character so it doesn't even matter but still#we'll just roll w it#anyway#we can name baizhu's snake smth else too#idk what#just in case anyone here doesn't realize gui is herbalist gui#hilariously enough gui also fits like. a good chunk of childe's crush list#like he's only missing the 'being able to beat his ass' and the 'deep voice'#the rest of it checks out iirc#childe; still a bit in shock at the revelation: huh- the husband is literally just some guy#gui; very friendly and polite and sweet invites ajax into the convo and never sidelines him and is always happy to meet new people:#childe; touched and charmed: yeah ok this makes sense actually. i get it#guizhong and ping yan only found out about the short crush like. months after LMAO#changsheng and gui are cannonically gossip buddies so i think the dynamic would be hilarious whenever baizhu goes to the clan#changsheng dumps a bunch of homework/tests on him to run and then goes sit w gui to the side to gossip for the rest of the day#she approved the husband from day1
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theyre in my head. forever. take some scraps
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc gangle#tadc jax#tadc zooble#tadc pomni#before anyone speaks up i am a lesbian pls dont point out the dyke part#i simply think he could be lesbian material. is he? no#i personally see him as very questioning and weird. too stunted with too many walls for romance#begrudgingly accepts friendships and maybe gets One close enough that gives him a weird. moment. realization#kicks his ass into gear that oops cant be driving them all away now or ill wanna kms#i wish i was capable of multishipping bc ribbun has some funny potential but man.#as is its too Not For Me. but gangle beating on jax for revenge is sooooo funny#also the fact ragatha and jax are the same person in different flavors? delightful.#both hiding themselves to such an extent that the one everyone knows isnt Real.#rags hiding herself through helping others while jax does it through pushing them away viciously and acting out#despicable. they care for each other in their own weird way.#she hates him but doesnt want him to die. she hates him but if something happened then she would be worried.#thanks for reading my rambling
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Idc if Megatron's been redeemed in Earthspark, seeing Starscream be so giddy about whooping his ass and hating every inch of his being without the show villainizing his valid hatred of his former abuser was a win in my book
#he was so happy abt beating his ass you would think he was getting an oscar for it#I wish they'd allow him to talk abt it more bcs it kinda feels like they let Megs get off the hook#but it's a kids show and the network was probably pushing them to finish it quick I know#but a win is a win!!#transformers earthspark#earthspark#tf earthspark#earthspark spoilers#starscream earthspark#megatron earthspark#megatron#Starscream
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When you and your brothers gf are forced to get along but you forget she can read your mind
My final art trade and this ones for @loudlychoppedbread!! YIPEEEEEE
Was thinking about all the possibilities and interactions these two could have while drawing this... Their (unfortunately non-existent) dynamic fueled me and I think we should see them fight
#Dion would get his ass beat 100%. Anyways art trades were funnnn#I need a break but I def want to do more in the future#Also click 4 better quality what the shit#I suck at backgrounds ok and I didn't know what to do for it mnnagagaggaggggg#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#lili zanotto#dion aquato
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evil, yet ethereal
#☆#lookism#lookism spoilers#lookism 537#ouuuhh … he beat jay up …but he looks so cool#who is his dentist though??? the teeth are actually so sick#evil ass grin though#oh but his little fangs when he smiles <3#his nasty lick …he wants to bite james sooo bad (ptj please make it happen somehow it would be so funny)#james gets Bitten by a freak -1000 aura#baek sang#oh my god the way his hair falls in the last panel
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#ultrakill#dev#id in alt#who would have EVER guessed this of arsi “guy gets his ass beat so hard he has a gay awakening: the game” patala?
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Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting
Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?
Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-
Bruce: -turns back around-
Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here
Tim: I just like power point presentations
#Jason keeps beating up Tim and then chasing him around trying to get him to join him#including AFTER Tim kicked him directly in the balls#he had a whole murder board about Tim when he was stalking him#Damian also keeps trying to beat up/kill Tim and prove he is the 'superior Robin'#Dick is generally pretty chill but he and Tim have a history of getting into shenanigans together#also Dick has a tendency to go a bit feral when Tim is involved and hurt#Stephanie once said Tim had a 'bad case of the Stephs' and while I love that for her absolutely not#Cass neither wants to kill Tim nor be romantically entangled with him#which is good!#but like Dick she also goes along with his plans without as many follow up questions as she should probably have#and by 'as many' I mean 'any'#she pretended to stab him through the chest to throw off a bunch of assassins#and I'm pretty sure she didn't question a single second of it#Tim just turned to her like 'I have a fake sword and I need you to pretend to kill me with it'#Cass just gave a thumbs up with no follow-up questions#Duke#my beloved#I know he and Tim don't interact much in canon#but in my heart I feel he would not be normal about Tim either#like regular ass Tim Drake figuring out Batman's secret identity and deciding to just become Robin because Gotham and Batman need it?#attaching rockets to a skateboard to get around?#coming up with insane and convoluted plans and consistencies that don't make sense to anyone else?#plans and contingencies that WORK?#Duke would see Tim as aspirational and go along with whatever insane bullshit nonsense he comes up with just to see what happens#he would 100% be down for whatever Tim has planned and would absolutely feed into it#he just wants to crank that little chaos gremlin up to eleven and watch him go#Bruce is desperate to keep them from interacting in any capacity for longer than thirty seconds at a time because HE KNOWS#HE KNOWS what will happen if they ever team up#it's why he put them on separate shifts#for the record Bruce ALSO had to sit through this presentation
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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metal sonic and chaos sonic would hate each other so bad. well metal would hate beepo. beepo would find metal pathetic and laughable, like, you’re telling me the knockoff of me has a bootleg too? he’d taunt them about it and then metal would try to tear his head off it’d be great
#i feel like beepo would be capable in a fight against metal too is the thing… like he wouldnt go down easy#i really like to imagine both metal and sonic getting sick of his shit and then having to team up to beat his ass#beepo#metal
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Headcanon that Cass’ general solution to her brothers being upset about something is to spar with them. On one level, the physical activity helps them work through the anger. On an another, getting soundly beaten leads to a certain level of humility that lead to them actually talking. It’s also the only time they’ll go all out in a spar which she personally enjoys. She also enjoys beating up her brothers, just a lil.
Cass to her brothers: Get your ass handed to you and maybe you’ll calm down
#this came to me in a dream#batman#batfam#batfamily#cassandra cain#we’re taking about the girl#who faced her fear of death by getting killed#she would 100% see getting beat in a fight#as a good solution to your problems#dick being angsty?#Cass is dragging him over to a mat#Jason seeing green?#Cass is hovering in crime alley until he fights her#Tim on a ranting spree?#Cass has his Bo staff#Damien is just constantly being put on his ass#he doesn’t even look at her and she’s judo flipping him over the coffee table#with love
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DP x DC Prompt #82
Danny’s helping ghosts get closure so they can get to their after life (if possible). Johnny and Kitty’s killer is still at large, somehow, after all these years.
When Danny tracks him down, he’s shocked. What kind of place has such a large green pit of green goo?
#finemeal prompt#dp x dc#danny fenton#johnny 13#kitty dp#ra's al ghul#ra's killed johnny and kitty#for why?#who knows#lazarus pit#i also just think danny would want to help ghosts out#like get closure#ghosts who still have unfinished business and shit#cuz danny's a good guy#and ra's is about to get his ass beat
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Jason knows Bruce loved him that's why he's so pissed that Jokers still alive, he wants Bruce to PROVE that he still loves Jason by letting him kill his murderer, by choosing him.
The point of Red Hood is doing what Batman can't and nothing Bruce or Dick can say would change that Joker is still alive and there's another Robin who's going to suffer.
"Jason come home we still love you despite the murders 🥺" Okay then prove it, watch me put a bullet through the head of the man who murdered me and then let me come home. No? You can't? Well then I guess I was right the entire time and you're all useless and will never love me as I am. I'm going to non-fatally but very painfully hurt you now btw.
^ how it would actually go if Dick or Bruce or whoever found out his identity early
#don't even get me started on Tim#no they would not like each other#Tik would talk shit like he did all through Jason's death and then Jason would put his stupid ass in a locker until the bats came#dc#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#just read an identity reveal fic and I don't even know why I bother because none of them get the point#Dick and Jason can have brother feels without you guys stripping Jason of all his beliefs#I should've known it was gonna be bullshit when they started talking about the Pit#you guys can't ever let him have cool side effects it's always a reason for him beat up Tim or blow up a high school#guys we know that's ooc you don't have to explain it you can just roll your eyes and ignore like you do with every other#aspect of his character that's incompatible with your big happy bat fam ideals
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