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"Im not trying to care for you as if it's an effort I'm trying to care in a way you need" AUGH WAAA Every conversation with Eaves tonight has had a moment that absolutely kills me I love him so much
#vaerna#i love our party with my entire heart and body#jalandri and eaves are so so special#and eaves and georgie making soup?#augh!!!!!#of course she wants him there!!!#shes scared hes mad at her#and hes scared shes mad at him!#slash lightly reductive
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I don't care what the hatman says I firmly believe Ahsoka is not describing Anakin as anything other than the most cringefail jedi ever.
When she finds out Anakin is Darth Vader? The same Vader she's been fighting against for a decade? The same Vader who's crimes she's had a front row seat for in the rebellion? Who killed all the friends and family she grew up with and is now also killing the new friends and family she's managed to scrape together in the ashes of everything she ever knew? Who puppets around the 501st, her and Rex's brothers, the men who trusted him with their lives, as nothing more than mindless murderers? Ohoho she wants him dead sooo bad. She takes 3 business days to process then comes back with full murderous rage unlocked. She's outside his evil lair banging pots and pans together telling him to square the fuck up, Master. Her Cain instinct is fully activated. Move outta the way old man, Ahsoka's going to do what she must and she's actually going to follow through with her words.
Obi-Wan's got the cornerstone on depression, Ahsoka's got rage covered, together they almost form one healthy grief response. (I'm imagining them both living at the same rebel base post O66 and the twins going between them for wildly contrasting takes on their dad lmao)
#she's hopping on the holonet and setting up bots to call darth vader a bitch ass little loser on every social media platform#this is her most important work as Fulcrum#also Rex too he fucking hates Vader for what he did to the 501st Ahsoka might eventually make peace with it all but he will fucking not#and thats so valid of him king#Vader being just a little proud of how good Ahsoka is when she duels him which just makes her even more mad because he has no right anymore#slightly scared cause this feels like a hot take in this fandom#ahsoka tano#darth vader#star wars
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Radahn designs + Headcanons
Lands between's biggest horse girl
#Elden ring#I like to think Ranni and Miq were friends because they shared a love of scheming while being cutie patooties#like they had sleepovers together where they would just surf the dark web#meanwhile radahn befriended Malenia by throwing her like a football until she wasn’t scared of him anymore#she’s like ‘radahn my arm fell off but look Miquella made me an arm that’s a sword’ and radahn spent the next 15 years begging#Ranni to make him a sword prosthetic for Leonard#Ranni is like ‘that’s Miquella’s job’ and radahn gets mad and calls her a shitty empyrean#rykard is left alone in the corner and is planning how he wants to get eaten by a snake
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#pokemon#pmd#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd eos#art#comic#pokemon art#nova the shinx#venus the eevee#luxio#leafeon#dusknoir#chatot#celebi#grovyle#so many people hate chatot but I think hes cool#i love him#he's taking applications for the Venus protection squad that he's now realizing needs to be a thing#also#I know it looks like Nova is mad at Venus (thats what she thinks too)#but they're mostly just frustrated at the situation and scared for their best friend#and her complete lack of survival instincts#I'm gonna draw more of his perspective soon I think#just realized i forgot his neck fur lol
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An excerpt from a fic I’m writing:
“DON’T-”
The Red Hood turned toward her so fast, he hissed as he felt a sharp pain in his side. Oh right. He’d been shot. Twice.
“Touch that.” Jazz finished quietly. She strode over to his bedside and sat down, revealing a first aid bag. She waited until he nodded his consent to check his bandages and started to change them.
Shit that hurt. Her touch was light but a bullet wound was still a bullet wound. In an attempt to keep his mind off of what she was doing, he asked about the object.
“What is it?” She looked up. He nodded his head toward the… whatever it was. He could have sworn it had a faint green glow around it now.
“Oh that.” She resumed her work while she spoke. “It’s highly contaminated. One touch and your food will come alive and attack you for days until it wears off.”
Ooookay. Not what he expected to hear. And she was so nonchalant about it.
“Really?!” He asked incredulously.
“No!” She finished wrapping his side with new bandages and moved on to his arm.
“I just don’t want you to touch it.” She said with a mischevious smile, then resumed her work.
He chuckled at that, then winced at the pain.
“Careful. Don’t tear the stitches I put in. I won’t do it again.”
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#jazz fenton#dp x dc crossover#jasmine fenton#anger management ship#hardcover ship#jason x jazz#jazz x jason#she didn’t mean to scare him#he was about to touch a ghost zone rock or something#I haven’t decided what the object is yet#but it definitely causes ecto-contamination#and she definitely told the truth then lied about it#because she’s pretty positive he won’t believe her#she’s right#for now#red hood still has his helmet on#she wasn’t about to try to take it off until he was conscious#anyway still a lot to write#but chapter 2 is well on its way now#half to death and back again#brainrot is real and I’m mad about it
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also evie’s little spat with henry is all emotional and dramatic and such yes but i cannot take it seriously because. i took my eyes off the man for exactly one minute, and he immediately got kidnapped? he’s been undercover in london for how many years on his own again?? that shit was hilarious they should’ve had henry getting hauled off like a damsel in distress every single sequence
#KNOCKED HIM OUT AND THREW HIM IN A CARRIAGE AND EVERYTHING ITS SO FUNNYYY#like yeah evie’s sad/mad because she’s too emotionally invested in him and it scares her and it’s also ‘endangering’ her mission very#compellingg and dramatic and whatever. he got kidnapped like princess peach to make this happen tho#bless evie. she is surrounded by the most incompetent men in the world and she’s the only thing keeping them alive.#well i mean jacob could probably keep himself alive on his own its just he’d also explode london if left to his own devices#assassin's creed#the game writers are right though henry is so kidnappable
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I'm going feral again with a silly headcanon.
I just had that post on how Odysseus made Puzzles for himself and Penelope and I have another idea and I'm just really excited to share it lksdjf
I basically plan to have this man in love with Penelope within 10 mins (I HAVE A PLAN! It sounds crazy but I think it'll work. Plus these two are reckless and young when married. His first crush and he's not handling it well.)
This is them. Or at the very least Penelope is definitely playing it off very nonchalantly and is kind of messing around at first, thinking that the "trickster" is "not being genuine" when he's never been more genuine in his life. She can see right through all his lies and bullshit and basically forces him to be vulnerable, something he loves yet is TERRIFIED of. Especially as she "unmasked" him so quickly (and tricked HIM.😉 Won't say how. no spoilers yet) and so effortlessly and he's just a MESS. Athena isn't helping and just watches them both fumble around, even when Odysseus is asking for some guidance, Athena just smiles and is all like "I'm the Goddess of Wisdom, not of Love. Figure it out yourself." (PENELOPE IS JUST AS MUCH OF A BLORBO TO HER AS ODYSSEUS IS, YOU COWARDS!)
(Art by isei-silva right here on tumblr! Their post! )
I won't go into huge details. I WILL write this fic someday and I need to leave SOME things a surprise. But KNOW this man will be pulling out all the stops trying to impress her and tries to show all the things he's good at and one will be his "puzzle making".
He'll bring a puzzle to her TRYING to talk all "suave" (he'll be semi-tongue tied. Something that he's not used to and is annoyed that he can't seem to think around her)
It'll probably have a little gift inside and he'll be chatting away about how he worked hard to make it and that there's a trick to it and blah blah blah
Penelope: Oh! There's (some sort of treat or gift) inside!
Odysseus: Wait, you solved it already?
Penelope,🤨: Yes. All you have to do is this.
Odysseus, falling (more like sprinting at this point) further in love but also mad his plan to woo her didn't work: Well... Yeah. That's a gift for you.
He's trying SOOOO hard but he has to stop "showboating" to genuinely impress her. Man has to be fucking vulnerable for her to be impressed by him because she already can read his "tells" on when he's pulling something. No more "tricks". Be yourself, you fucking idiot >:D
#uygfidhsojhf I revealed a LOT already but I just??? I really love writing this man being a fucking mess and not knowing what to do#for once in his life. The man who “always has a plan” now DOESN'T know what to do and he's all feelings right now.#And Penelope has no time for tricks (unless she's the one pulling one). They've both met their match (in practically everything. Likeminded#remember?) and they're both excited and scared because#I'm a trickster. He/She is just like me. I desperately want this to be real but I know how good I am at tricking people. What if this is a#lie?“ BOTH have to stop ”tricking“ in order to truly bond. And then I get into the nitty gritty >:D#Like how Odysseus has to be vulnerable and sob about their bed to get her to believe it's him. They did the same in their youth.#It's a PATTERN for them at this point.#I love making this man simp and her realizing that this “trickster” IS genuine. This man actually loves her and that there's no “game”.#then it's HER turn to be a mess >:D#odypen#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#Hi. I'm vibrating from excitement and I don't know what to do.
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One of the most iconic Soy Luna scenes if not the very best is the scene where Luna's all nervous about to declare her feelings to Simón only for him to basically cut her off and tell her he's in love w Ámbar
#like that scene has me in a choke hold even after all this years#i laugh so hard every time#like she really thought she could toy around w him and keep him as s second option and he would stay put through it all#after everything she “took” from Ambar that was so refreshing to see#like she was pining for him so hard the previous episodes and when he started talking I got scared bc he really didnt seem interested befor#and then the si... de Ámbar#ugghhh#the way her name scapes from his mouth and Lunitas face completely drops#simbar#soy luna#simon alvarez#the man you are#luna beson#ámbar smith#soy luna 3#(instered in Luna I mean)#like I was like if they used the little simbar moments for clout Ill be so mad#also iconic Matteo falling from the gate
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In My Closet
A short comic strip for the MAD!AU (This is just a concept! I highly doubt that this will end up being a series, but I'm too hyperfixated to just do nothing)
TWs for gore and suggested child death
Enjoy <3
#fnaf#fnaf au#fnaf 4 crying child#crying child#evan afton#chris afton#elizabeth afton#cw: gore#cw: death#mad fnaf au#I like to imagine that she just stands there in his closet#right before he actually passes out#and scares him awake#horror#tw horror#tw dead body
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oh yeah i do think freya found val. like that’s in my head 23/7
#the leftover hour is elena time#anyways I like to think that they thought he was sleeping in so Hans was like Hey Useless Kid go look for my heir#and vals always had breathing problems so she sees him facedown in bed and is like hey you know Hilda doesn’t like it when you do that#i think it scares her :(#come on man dads getting mad already#val#val wake up.#:3#og
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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Where Did Alisa’s Dad Go?
Mr. Ortega is in one scene in the first book. He is mentioned by Alisa one or two other times in the first book, and then NEVER TALKED ABOUT AGAIN. Like??? Avery gets his phone number???
Also- in the final gambit, does NO ONE think to inform him that his daughter’s been kidnapped? Alisa doesn’t canonically have siblings, but her dad is IN AVERY’S CONTACTS. You have time to threaten Mr. Laughlin that you’ll burn a maze down (how does she expect to find people without Alisa?) but you don’t have time for a quick call to a probably worried father?
Maybe Nash or someone told him, but I find it HIGHLY unrealistic that he wouldn’t come banging on the door to help get his daughter back.
In conclusion- justice for Alisa and her father.
#alisa ortega#mr. ortega#avery grambs#the final gambit#the inheritance games#literally where is he though#Give Alisa someone who doesn’t have conditional love for her my god#is the trauma she must have had from being kidnapped ever shown?#NO#Just let the Ortegas be happy#jeeze#Nash if you didn’t tell him I’m so mad#Avery’s literally like “Nice you’re not dying but probably are shaken up and scared after being kidnapped because of me#this is a GREAT time to threaten your job”
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My current favorite Ward headcanon that is absolutely untrue to everyone but me is that Florence Vasil gets along so well with Foil and Parian
This is mostly just because she likes frilly goth tea party dresses and so does Parian. But it is also because Florence is the most nightmarish Vasil and I think there's a lot of comedic potential pairing her with the least nightmarish undersiders
#the other vasils are mad because sabbah and lily are all nice but a little bit scared of them but not of Florence who is way scarier#alec deus ex machina resurrects just so he can get into an argument with foil about how she hated him but loves his freak sister
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how long do you think professor ji kept himself up at night when he learned the link between complex and madness was made worse by repression
#jungle juice#it's one thing that gayeon was outcast#another that she was put in a life-or-death situation (WHAT WAS IIIIIIT)#but she probably trusted him so much. she wouldn't hate him the way she does if she didn't. and it lead to her downfall#sorry ghouls I'm just still going nuts over how gayeon‚ happy and unscarred by his flames‚ was his very last thought#before maehwa took him down#hell the FIRST THING he asks her is 'how have you been?'#going insane also over the paneling in that scene‚ the wide irreparable distance between them#think whatever of his methods but he cares abt his students w all his heart#(thinks abt how he climbed up that tree after huijin when she too was scared of being outcasted. FUCK)#so it probably KILLED to know he had a hand in her madness#which is probably why he was so‚ ah‚ DEDICATED to prove suchan was different
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Move over, Aristaeus. I am the cheese god now.
#would he eat the cheese off frozen pizza? I don't think so.#I am more powerful than him >:D#...#I am so fucking tired homies#it is 3 am for me! :D#I've been styaing with Pumpkin as she's scared but skldfj sd#Mad rambles
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my mom is making a "disciplinary whip" for my dog.
#cw animal abuse#tw abuse#immediate trigger warning as this is just straight up abuse#wanna know why? because she got mad at him for being hyper because he's hungry#because my older brother won't feed him at a consistent time#and all they do is yell at him to “sit down” even though he's ansty about something#either it be he wants to go outside or he's hungry#anyway she hit the table with it in my general direction and I got really scared she was gonna hit me#because she used to “beat” me with a wooden plank fron my old bed#and she keeps making me really uncomfortable whenever she talks about this thing because she's always joking about it#like WHIPPING the dog is a normal and acceptable thing#also in the same 10 minutes she threatened to kick the dog#like kick him directly in his face#he didn't flinch at all. which upsets me because he has virtually no survival instinct around my mom#she'll do this thing where she'll neglect him emotionally (in a sense) if he angers her and be really hostile towards him#and then she'll shower him with love and give him treats and everything and then the second he does something “wrong” it's back to the hate#like why would she fucking get a dog just to treat him like shit#like he's a little hardheaded but I mean He's a Dog.#anyway I feel too much empathy for him because I'm also an animal and go through the same cycles with my mom#I wish I could take him with me when I leave because I can't#if I get another dog it's gonna be specifically a service animal and I wouldn't be able to take care of him as I would need to#hopefully I can convince her to give him away to someone I know and trust because I'm tired of her shit with MY animals#anyway. rant over. this is a touchy thing for me#-jael
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