#and her husband. i guess

[sunshines-child]

[stealingpotatoes]

any thoughts on quarsh panaka (padme’s bodyguard in ep1)? I always found it kind of interesting that he nearly worked out leia was padme’s daughter

i didn't know that but that's so funny when you remember leia's actual biological father had 0 clue

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[backpackingspace]

Penelope: cupping odysseus's face: I would gut us both and entangled our intentions. I will stitch our skins together and tie us into knots you will never be able to unravel

Odysseus: peppering kisses across her face tearing up: that's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me

The rest of court watching them: uM

[inthehouseoffinwe]

Finarfin Fades.

No one expects it, no one’s faded in Valinor since Miriel. The War of Wrath is won and he comes back, waving off the courtiers, well wishers, and congratulators with his usual grace, and walks into the palace of Tirion. To rooms abandoned since their owners left so long ago. Winding deeper and deeper his feet take him to what was once Finwë’s favourite garden.

He’s so tired.

He’s fulfilled his promise to Fëanaro and Nolofinwë, to avenge them. To make the agony of their final moments - agony Finarfin felt, falling to the floor screaming as fire and darkness consumed his spirit - count for something. Now Morgoth is finally gone, but he’s not the only one.

His brothers, larger than life, larger than death, are gone. With them his sons. Niece. Nephews. Grandchildren. His daughter is never to return. He Saw little Nelyo’s death in his dreams and is sure hopes for the child’s own sake that Makalaurë will be close behind.

Little remains. Even less on these golden shores.

So Finarfin sits on a bench long overgrown with vines and weeds, and watches the sun filter through the thicket, wishing the ghosts he sees in his father’s garden would flesh out.

He sits. He waits.

And by the time anyone finds him, it’s too late.

…at least he’s smiling again.

[citroncynique]

The eminent members of Miss Furina's Salon Solitaire

I wanted to try my hand at designing human versions for Furina's little friends/assistants/oomfies, I might develop their personalities further at some point hehe

[styxxsyringe]

yeah boy and doll face

[pseudophan]

music to my ears listening to my mum and granddad talking about politics in the living room and hearing "nora said-" at least three times. yessss listen to me i'm very smart

[moonsglare]

me whenever i remember the fact that peruere has always been a fundamentally caring person right from the start. she cared for bambi and mourned it when it died. she cared for clervie and worried about the way crucabena treated her and still carries that care as grief. she cared for every single child that ever entered the halls of her house and if she could not protect them she would most certainly avenge them. she cares so fucking much she has so much love in that heart of hers i’m going to be sick and die arlecchino peruere snezhevna i love you so much

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

part 2 of the dinner scene in this ongoing au! first part here! third part here! fourth part here! fifth part here! sixth part here! seventh part here! eighth part here!

there's a masterlist now!

*very early morning, the next day*

*odysseus is making his way back down to the hidden cove*

(he totally wasn't kicked sent out their marriage bed by penelope, who was giggling to herself saying how "he should be excited to go and invite his friend to family dinner")

odysseus: *mumbling to himself* how do you even invite a god to a dinner? especially one that hunted you for 10 years?

odysseus: *arrives at the cove's beach*

odysseus: *sighs* well here goes nothing

odysseus: *looking out to the sea* poseidon! i again need to speak with you about something!

*unlike last time poseidon doesn't appear straight away*

odysseus: poseidon!

*still nothing*

odysseus: *rolling his eyes* do i really have to?

odysseus: *red eyes activated* POSEIDO-

*the water starts moving and poseidon is coming out it, and looks...sleepy?*

poseidon: *holding up his hands* i'm here! i'm here! please turn off the red eyes...

odysseus: *red eyes deactivated*

odysseus: ...well what took you so long to answer? you're normally much quicker

poseidon: *yawning* gods sleep too y'know?

odysseus: *surprised* ...oh, uh-

poseidon: -let's just get to the point. what do you need this time, king of ithaca?

odysseus: um.. dinner?

poseidon: *squinting at odysseus*

poseidon: *starts being salty* you woke me up before helios himself has taken to the sky? to get you DINNER?

odysseus: *starts being snarky back* oh yeah! my first thought of the day was, i could really go for dinner now instead of breakfast, GUESS I'D BETTER GO CALL POSEIDON

poseidon: *eye twitching* listen here you little shi-

odysseus: I'M INVITING YOU TO DINNER YOU-

poseidon: *pointing at odysseus* YOU JUST SAID "DINNER" NOTHING ELSE-

poseidon: *now confused* -wait, why are you inviting me to dinner?

odysseus: *sighing and holding the bridge of his nose* look telemachus wants to have a family dinner-

poseidon: *pointing at himself* family?!?

odysseus: -AND he wants me to invite my "friend"

poseidon:

poseidon: ...and if i refuse?

odysseus: *sighs again* look- i know we're not friends, but my son thinks we are.

odysseus: *now looking at poseidon* and as much as i hate to admit it, you really impressed him when he met you

odysseus: *looking down & speaking under his breath* hades knows why-

odysseus: *back to looking at poseidon* so im not gonna force you this time. but i am just going to ask you, if you would please come to dinner?

odysseus: *with pleading eyes* i understand you don't want to do it for me. however as a father speaking to another father, could you please do this for my son?

poseidon: *closes his eyes*

poseidon: *thinking he could just say no and go back home,,, but-*

poseidon: ... i accept.

odysseus: *in genuine shock* thank yo-

poseidon: *grins* i mean obviously your son is smarter than you, he sees just how great i am. clearly he gets that from his mother and not you.

odysseus: *regretting asking* (¬_¬)

poseidon: so when is this "family" dinner?

odysseus: tomorrow evening.

poseidon: tomorrow evening then. i will take my leave for now.

poseidon: *turning back to head back into the sea*

odysseus: *grins remembering something* oh i just remembered my son will be bringing his friend too

poseidon: *without looking back & waving his hand in a not worried motion* i'm not bothered by another mortal odysseus

odysseus: *shit-eating grin gets bigger* oh no, i'm sure you're not...

odysseus: *in a sing-song voice* this is however no mortal though~

poseidon: *stops*

poseidon: *turns with slight worry* what do you mean no mortal?

odysseus: oh you know, its only... athena.

poseidon: ATHENA?!

odysseus: well i'd best be getting back! don't forgot tomorrow evening poseidon!~

odysseus: *runs back to the palace laughing*

poseidon: ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA!

so.... part 3 coming soon! part 3 is here!

(listen i know i said two parts but i ran away with these two and their bickering)

[churrobird]

I put way too much effort into this relationship chart of all my headcanons for the great kingdom of fools polycule. please enjoy

[veththeebrave]

if your only response to this is "I don't like to imagine Veth cheating!" you can go ahead and scroll past this poll it's not for you. and if you think imagining fictional characters cheating on each other is evil and I'm evil you can do us both a favor and block me. peace and love on the planet earth talk to me about veth rarepairs

[strunmah-mah]

You know it really is no wonder Sakura was so obsessed with Sasuke.

Your crush has been infected by the mark of evil and looses consciousness, you stay up overnight to defend him, you get the absolute crap beat out of you defending him. When he regains consciousness he sees your broken form and the first thing he says is "who did this to you?" and without waiting for an answer tries to tear the arms off the person responsible for your wounds and doesn't stop until your tears land on the mark and the recede from his form.

Like damn. That is some fairy tale romance nonsense. For a romantically inclined 13 year old there could not be a stronger core memory then what happened to them in The Forest of Death.

[chidatokiko]

serious trans headcanon + "why not" trans headcanon undercut

[kibutsulove]

— “you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.”

@atlararepairmonth , week one, prompt: Mental Health/Support Systems

Pairing: Ilah / Azulon

technically not a rarepair cuz they’re canon but they have less than 100 fics so I guess i get a pass for this one

[iswearimahuman]

i see a lot of hate for grace and for her letting the vampires in and I have to say I disagree. I mean this is a horror movie we all know that you have to fight the monsters at some point. It was always gonna happen and if we look at it in the metaphorical way of the vampires being the oppressive white people who want to stamp out the black peoples culture then obviously you have to fight it. You can wait and wait until the time comes and they’ll all jsut go away (burn up in the sun) but before then how many more people will they kill? How much more destruction will have to take place before you stand up and fight. Grace did the necessary thing and let the monsters in so they could finally fight. She served her narrative purpose and I don’t know why people are mad at her for that

[lazygyodza]

Smooch colored

Good Catch Lady and her affectionate monster husbando 💕