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viper in the latest valorant cinematic….. good googly moogly

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NOW READING:

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i don't fw hyacine like that but in a modern au it'd be so funny if she's like the sweetest med student you've ever met but as stress relief she can fucking tear up a stage a la babymetal style. her hit single ft. guitarist mydei and drummer/backup vocals phainon is proi proi

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every day i am haunted by the fics i know i can't pull off

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found an artist on twt who drew a little collection of a fox and rabbit… oh my sevchino…

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my lust for generals is so extreme there was a brief, intense phase in my life where i was so incredibly in love (and a part of me still is, in the way you’d kind of always still have feelings for a first love) with sylvanas windrunner, ranger general of the farstriders turned banshee queen of the forsaken turned warchief. no i have never and will never play world of warcraft

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have had this in my head over a month now

Don’t you dare say this to me

you'd be able to see your dick too. just saying 😇

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ik my zzz post kinda kicked off in the woowaa fandom but can i be so honest. yes the discourse around mrover and wise is very similar wrt them being percieved as “irresistible to waifus” but mrover and wise are fundamentally such different characters imo what i said doesn’t even apply to mrover dhdjkckcldkd

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eating this up so fucking bad................... ueuueuueueu trigger i love u

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enthusiastic modern au discussion w angey has me thinking about vehicles for blorbos... anyway this is what i think all my blorbos drive:

arlecchino: mercedes amg-gt 4 door coupe

kujou sara: 2025 toyota corolla cross hybrid

feixiao: 2020 toyota gr supra mk4 & mk5

chasca: 1969 ford mustang mach 1 & ford mustang s550 gt

mavuika: yamaha r7 & ducati panigale v4

shalom: porsche macan gts

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gosh how do you think feixiao would confess if she were the first to catch feelings for reader..

(sorry if im breaking any rules this is like my first ask ever💧💧)

it depends on like.... if this happens pre-crimson moon or post-crimson moon. because if she catches feelings before the crimson moon she's taking those feelings to her grave HFJHDFKJD like. i think she wouldn't refuse any sort of physical relationship but the commitment of a romantic one, the promise of a future... that's too much for her during the time she thinks she's still going to die early. i don't think she would want to really burden her partner with the grief of losing her even if that means missing out on something loving.

post-crimson moon though... she definitely confesses, in a bit of a long, roundabout way. i think she tests the waters first, inviting you on outings or whatnot ("definitely not a date, haha!") and just spends more time with you. gets a little bit more touchy, in a soft, affectionate kind of way. she also just lets any rumors about her dating you brew unchecked and if you ask her about them she'll just smile and say "ah, i don't really mind them". her confession would be in person, somewhere special to her, and just the two of you. she's very clearly nervous, ear twitching and hands uncharacteristically restless, fiddling with her sleeves or cracking her knuckles ever so often, but the confession itself is direct and clear. very obviously slumps in relief when you reciprocate her feelings, and gets so unbelievably giddy when she kisses you (now as your girlfriend) she has to do a few laps to calm down. feixiao's a very energetic girlfriend though so good luck entertaining her !!

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how do you think arlecchino would meet sevsara and end up together with them if it was an sevchisara AU where sev and sara were already together first.

this is such a good question but my honest answer is they wouldn't 😔 or rather with the canon of the game and its progression there wouldn't be sufficient time or the perfect circumstances for it to happen. sevchino w/out the bond from our time in the hearth would make it very difficult to connect with arle, much less getting her to open up, so any sort of meaningful relationship wld kinda struggle to form. and i think that sara's own self-worth issues would severely tank any possibility of her agreeing to have a third person in the relationship. not that i think sara is against the idea of polycules ofc, but moreso i think she would inevitably feel a truly diabolical amount of self-doubt that would make it hard for her to open up to arle. not to mention how in this timeline sevsara wld probably be highly suspicious of arle's intentions as a fatui diplomat, especially if she makes her appearance after signora's death. i'm not sure if any of this makes sense hdfhjsfksdfhskj

although....... now am thinking abt alt timeline sevsara only lore...... hmm

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this has been in my mind for hours now, but, what if, you get stuck in a closet with arle ,,,,

THIS IS SO RANDOM LMAO ?? but to answer the question i think it depends on a whole variety of factors... i'll try and break it all down:

if you're her longtime partner: finds the entire situation mildly amusing. flirts with the idea of maybe getting frisky but it would depend on how long you both might spend in the closet. would find it very cute if you're flustered. mostly i think she'd use it as an excuse to touch you, not necessarily in a sexual way. a hand on your hip or waist while the other tucks a strand of hair behind your ear or fixes a crease in your clothes, that kind of thing.

if you just got together: definitely more reserved but still quite relaxed/unbothered. not as forward with her touches, but will reciprocate if you do. keeps a polite distance to not crowd you, but is in no extreme rush to get out of the closet either. will maybe strike up a light conversation to kill the time.

if you're just friends: even more stiff as compared to prev. keeps her hands folded behind her back and herself pressed against a wall to keep as much space between you two as possible. very obviously annoyed with the situation and snappish with whoever is on the other side working to unlock the closet.

if you're strangers: she's breaking the door down.

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You know the funny thing about reaching the domestic bliss brain about Catherine. Which I'll be vague about since Idk how much you've looked up CN spoilers. Is that much like many Blorbo of yours. It ends up turning her story from Tragic to bittersweet.

don’t do this to me.

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my biggest zzz hot take will always be that the men who cling to the idea of ‘harem protagonist wise who gets soooooo much pussy he just like me fr’ just completely and utterly miss the most fundamental character trait wise has that allows him to actually make genuine connections with women: he doesn’t fucking treat them like an object to be earned and used, he treats them like people. like dawg u don’t have to be a supermodel to be likable you just gotta be sincere and not a piece of shit it’s srsly not that deep LMFAO

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my descent jnto blorboism always has some distinct characteristics. it starts off as crazy unabashed lust, then gets sappily romantic, and my final, terminal state of blorboism is always delusions of domestic bliss. but i REFUSE i REFUSE to think ANYTHING about that last part with CATHERINE AUGUSTUS ANDORHAR I REFUSEEEEEEEEEE

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by talos this can’t be happening.

i wonder if i’ll ever have a blorbo who’s just a stupid insufferable annoying piece of shit bastard who raises my blood pressure with annoyance and who i wanna kiss so bad it makes me look stupid. i think it’d be funny to be the moronsexual for once