#and her girlfriend

[marcobodtlives]

The Crime - The Culprits: Homework

The crime: not doing their homework

The culprits:

(Only does their science homework and nothing else)

(Inherently disagrees with the idea of assigning homework just for the sake of having homework) ((only completes homework they find relevant for their studies and beneficial for their learning)) (((sometimes does self-appointed study when the teacher sucks at giving proper homework)))

(Copies Bertholdt’s homework the night before)

(Just won’t do homework at all no matter what) ((will help Historia with her homework if she’s stuck))

(Does half, gets distracted) ((excels in cooking homework))

(“We had homework?”) ((copies half of Sasha’s, tries to copy Jean’s, but eventually has to copy Marco’s))

(Does his homework but gets it all incorrect) ((panics and copies Armin’s five minutes before class))

[deadbeatbirdmom]

Of Yorse there's no 'right' answer WRT Blake's species in such continuities, but for yarns where she isn't humanoid I propose introducing the noble Blanticore. Similar 'humeface on animal body' charm, carnivore-loves-herd-beastie tension, and the tail sting makes for a neat Gambol substitute.

Oh wow, Blanticore sounds suitably cursed to be with Yorse! And that whole forbidden love aspect too, with predator and prey, although horses might not be Blanticore's natural prey.

I feel I have to bring this to the attention of my fellow Raven and specialist in cursed edits @the-sapphic-raven.

[zem1ya]

Dungeon Meshi anime came out! Hell yea!! I've been waiting for this since like 2021, and I'm so happy that its finally here :D

I Wanted to draw this fail-girl to celebrate its release but I got a bit carried away... (I actually had to down scale the final image png a bit cos it wouldn't upload on NewGrounds lmao)

Anyways if you haven't seen the anime yet, go watch it, and if you have, then go read the manga if u wanna and haven't yet!

[taking-username-suggestions]

When are y'all gonna believe me when I say Genshin is just a Honkai Yae x Mei AU

The proof

Is in

The pudding

[arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

oh heck 2 moons!!!!

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[midnightcrisisstuff]

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[canisalbus]

Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.

[specialshinytrinkets]

@legushach1yajabka

Pomni and Ragatha because they were the best🫶🫶

[islanddads]

just re-read my island wives fic after i got a new comment on it that made me so happy and i am thinking… final chapter?? to wrap it up before the sea-quel?? i never wrote it to have an official ending but now that i know we will be getting more content for them i feel like i can give an ending to my version of their future before finally getting to read about their real future :D

[punkitt-is-here]

the gang gets snacks

[foxdoodles]

*waits for alecto the ninth faster*

[alphawhitefox]

Get rekt

[shushmal]

"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."

"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"

"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.

"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.

"You didn't tell me he was hot!"

The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"

Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.

"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"

"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"

"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"

"Dustin!"

"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.

Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."

"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"

"Whoa," whispers hot guy.

"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"

"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."

Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"

"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.

[greykolla-art]

Guys! Can you believe I was gonna just CASUALLY watch Hazbin Hotel???

But it’s way too good. The writing is so tight, all the characters are interesting and layered, ALL THE SONGS:🔥🔥🔥

Alastor is such a Cheshire Cat! Not a characteristic I see often, but it’s always good! Gimme more immediately.👏👏👏

[future-crab]

What if you were Pluto’s most devout nun and you found out the only two people you’ve ever had romantic feelings for were God’s dead girlfriend and God’s dead daughter. Like what are you even supposed to do with that information.