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I adore that Gwen hugged Miles so tightly and so suddenly and when she thought that she seems too needy she let go but kept touching him cuz she doesn't want to let go of him yet but she doesn't want to look desperate if she keeps hugging him and she got nervous but couldn't stop smiling cuz she was so happy sjsksjsksk
#she had butterflies in her stomach#and her brain stopped working#she waited a year and four months for this moment#gwen stacy#miles morales#gwiles#ghostflower#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#Spiderverse#my gif
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Ember please you're gonna kill him
Rewinding back to the Last Light Inn cause I haven't tormented Rolan enough. Ember's got zero shame and no interest in getting dressed before breakfast (she's worked nights for 2 decades so the fact she's awake before noon is a miracle, honestly)
If Rolan didn't owe her big time she would be getting the dressing down (hah) of her life.
The Rolan Comic Part 1 • Latest part
#Her chest is covered and she's wearing underwear. In Ember's opinion she has done enough#she only stopped in to see if Rolan would bite her head off if she sat there#This wasn't planned and she's oblivious to what she just did to him lmao#Her brain won't start working for at least another hour#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 comic#rolan x tav#tav x rolan#rolan x ember#female tav#bg3 rolan#holy rolan empire#my tav#sharky's tav#tav: ember#oc: ember#sharky art#cw: suggestive
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recently I've been infected by her and it's bad
#like it's BAD it's severe#the part that upsets me is that her brain works the exact same way mine does. i just don't speak#also the Donald Trump impression clips....#i had her podcast running while i was working on art and kept having to stop bc my hand#was so unsteady bc i kept cracking.#and she's really making me appreciate straight woman culture btw. ally#video#tiktok
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I am so easily assimilated
#guys if youre wondering yes shes so easily assimilated#i just cant i look at her and my brain stops working#one braincell and its scrambled or whatever kids say nowadays#patti lupone#candide#the old lady#myedit#mygifs#stgedit#scheduled
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#this is the nonsense my brain was cooking all day at work.#bc for some reason i couldnt stop picturing javadi w WOKE DOG like a neon sign above her head#so then i was thinking about making this and i realized she is NOT woke dog at all so now here we are#any number of them could be woke dog of course if any scholars feel like arguing about it in the comments#i think the garbage image quality is a part of the charm here#the pitt#frank langdon#michael robinavitch#victoria javadi#trinity santos#bea.txt
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"why did devon call cobel?? i think devon's evil i think she's working with lumon and this was her plan all along!" i think some of you are stupid
#THURSDAY NIGHT 9PM EST CANNOT COME ANY SOONER#severance#severance spoilers#'she's wearing a turtleneck this is a SIGN#DEVON WAS SCARED#SHE IMMEDIATELY CAME IN AND TOLD REGHABI TO STOP FUCKING WITH HER BROTHERS BRAIN#BECAUSE HE WAS SEIZING AND COMATOSE#REGHABI REASSURED HER HE'S FINE#DEVON STAYED UP WITH HIM ALL NIGHT#JUST FOR REGHABI TO GO 'WHEN HE WAKES UP I'M DOING IT AGAIN'#AND TRIED TO COME UP WITH AN ALTERNATIVE#TO HER BROTHER'S BRAIN BEING FUCKED WITH FOR A THIRD TIME#FOURTH TIME ACTUALLY#THAT ISN'T THE WORK OF A LUMON SPY YOU DING BATS#IT WAS A SCARED SISTER WHO REALIZED SHE COULDN'T PROTECT HER BROTHER#FROM HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thoughts on transfem Ningguang with a fem!reader whose her bodyguard? Fem!reader whose like a loyal, protective dog out in the world when they're out and about together, but an utter submissive puppy behind closed doors for the Tianquan?
literally shaking like a chihuahua oh what i'd do to be the Tianquan's lap dog..mean femmes are so attractive its like putting my brain in a blender.
It's not surprising the Tianquan has a bodyguard. She's a key political figure in Liyue and anyone aiming to dismantle the carefully curated hierarchy has her at the top of the list. To the public, your just muscle to intimidate the lesser crooks from even thinking about it and deal with those who get too bold.
Behind closed doors, though? Your nothing but the Tianquan's lap dog at her beck and call.
She isn't fond of public displays, but she does like hiding it in public just for the thrill. Knowing you wear your collar under your uniform so you'll always remember who holds your leash is a thrill she can't beat.
She's a bit mean and sadistic, really, but she's the Tianquan. She has the money to spoil you like a good puppy afterwards..so long as you behave and exceed expectations. Whether you lean more dominant or submissive doesn't matter, since you'll probably be subbing whether your top or bottom. It's a different kind of thrill to make you sit on her lap, stuffed full of her cock, while she works. That or she has you under her desk, one hand fisted in your hair while she uses your mouth instead.
She has to be at the top of her game, after all, and her position is a stressful one. What better way to de-stress then to put her little puppy to good use? You're just so pliant when she orders you on your knees.
She keeps it tame if thats more your thing, but if you give her the go ahead she will buy you muzzles. Some just the standard muzzle, others with gags, plenty of collars and leashes for all sorts of occasions..she might even get you faux ears and a tail just for a little finishing touch.
She's just as big on aftercare, though. She puts her money to good use spoiling you, partially because she knows she can get a little rough with you. That and as much as she likes to call you her puppy, she won't have you smelling like a wet dog. Get in the bath.
You won't stay clean for long, especially because she absolutely goes all out on her tub so it's more then big enough for some extra activities, but it's better then nothing.
Sometimes, though, she just needs to be pampered herself. She adores body worship after a particularly stressful day. Just lounging in half tied silk while you worship every inch of her.
And if anyone notices you limping the morning after..they say nothing. They just chalk it up to a fight with some assassin or similar. And if they do know, they know better then to bring it up.
Bonus for being shared with Beidou when she drops by Liyue harbor. Nothing like a rowdy pirate to shake things up and make a mess of you on the Tianquan's bed while she watches.
#asks#Anonymous#minors dni#genshin impact smut#genshin smut#ningguang#ningguang smut#beidou was my og main does that say anything abt me. i was shaking like a leaf when i saw miss ningguang like h#mean femmes r literally so hot it rots my brain. i love u mean femmes mwah#sorry i see an ask abt any femmes and my brain stops working :(#oh right erm#fem reader#anyway miss ningguang using reader for her pleasure...........#treating you like a glorified toy#falls down a flight of stairs#obligatory mention that she will absolutely tie reader up. but shes extra abt it#shibari. weirdest edging session ever she spends like 1h tying reader up#i think she'd also be into wax play. tying you up and putting a muzzle+gag on you while she drips wax onto you..#g-d damn it i got carried away in the tags AGAIN free me#i am a chronic yapper#obligatory beidou mention btw. frequently bought together do not seperate#also did i answer this MONTHS later? yeah. um. coughs.
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honestly foolish's character walking the slightly meta line of "oo this'll be fun content" makes him feel like that marvel immortal character who is only immortal as long as he doesn't get bored (and was played by jeff goldblum in the movies). like idk why but the more i see of foolish's rp the more solidified the comparison gets in my mind.
like it's kinda cool for a headcanon ngl and also it means i'm not really surprised pikachu-ing when, say, he flips a coin to decide whether to rat out his son-in-law, or climbs into an incubator of corruption crystals, or doesn't ENTIRELY kick owen out of the kingdom. it's not that he doesn't CARE, but..... well, wouldn't it be interesting? don't you want to know what would happen?
#the realm smp#tr!foolish#q!foolish#foolish gamers#at this point it's kinda my baseline interpretation for !foolish#not that his immortality depends on it necessarily but that. his MO is to See What Happens#his ass needs new stimuli#idk i could be off base but ngl the interpretation has held up weirdly well so far#like him being eternal nemesis with bbh definitely plays into it for me bc. well. he's definitely not bored with bad around.#o woe befall me why can't tumblr tags work like ao3........ there's 80 billion ways to tag this guy........#this is why i don't do character analysis idk wtf to tag it lmfaooo#and also i'm dumb stupid but that's secondary#please don't bully me for my bad takes i am just a silly guy :3#block game brainrot#shut up vic#to elaborate: i think he does genuinely care about ros and her well being#i'm thinking he's def weighing that into his 'this could be interesting' bc he DID kick owen out#but i'm also thinking in his calculations he didn't see enough immediate danger to stop him from inviting pili2 to yellow team#i definitely think he CARES but he's doing math in his brain and plugging the variables into formulas that mortals don't use#so when they look at him they try to reverse the calculation using the wrong formula and come up with 'He Does Not Care' but yes he does#he's just doing the math a little differently#FUCK DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE IT'S 1:30 AM HERE I'M SO SORRY#i've been rolling this around in my brain since the last server okkkkkkkk if we're talking abt !foolish then i'm just gonna say it#(by mortals i'm referring to the characters on the server btw not. tumblr think posts lmao)#(that would be unhinged)#IDK UGH TOO MANY TAGS HEAD EMPTY I SLEEP#long tags
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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i like my ships with an air of trauma and tragedy around them.
#lemme lemme see#percabeth rayllum fiddauthor#VALGRACE#even in the most childish of children shows#aka twiset#and sciset#jamaya my beloved. still think abt the scene amaya has to hold janai down to stop her from reaching for her sister#i cant think of anything else. damn#ik fs there r more examples my brain just isnt working
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I stumbled my way through some pseudo-milestone social and personal stuff today and you know what? it was incredibly nice and a good experience and I'm proud of myself, actually. needless to say my nervous system in the immediate aftermath is also humming at at a pitch that could break glass and kill dolphins, and I feel faintly like three day old sunkissed roadkill, but sometimes you just have to tank that shit because that seems to happen whether what's going on is good or bad lmao
#my brain goes 'never met a stimuli that didn't make me long to return to the form of a jellyfish' no matter what#it just needs some time to process. and is extremely dramatic about it every time lol. getting a failing grade in being conscious#something that is possible to achieve and normal to dread if you just work hard and believe in yourself etc.#a reader may perhaps extrapolate some things from the ease and instinctiveness with which I understand lucanis dellamorte#and his problems with feelings of confusion fear overwhelm or ambivalence#even towards positive things happening in his life lmao#you know. it's a hell of a thing to be born with this nervous system but I guess someone had to be so let's make the best of it I guess#I think it did help a bit that I forgot to be nervous on the bus there because I got caught in an amazing drama-chasing wikiwalk#through the personal lives of the norwegian artistic elite of the 1800s. bjørnstjerne bjørnson was one of The messiest people#who have ever lived or written poems god bless. and his daughter bergljiot was one of the most hard core#(she held her father at gunpoint with his own weapon and threatened to shoot him if he didn't stop cheating on their mum#like he'd promised so many times. worrying behaviour. undeniably kind of badass. life before no fault divorce was Bad actually)#it felt like every new name I clicked to follow the trail of hot goss had me gasping like 'nO! no TELL me he didn't... but of course#of course he did *morbid glee*'#lots of people dying dramatically of tuberculosis at 23 and that kind of stuff peppered in too it was delicious#also for possibly the first time I had the instinct to reach out to someone to help me process after and it really did help to do it#which again. as small steps go. it does not a moon landing make but it remains a step taken#now I intend to play ds3 and let my brain stay on an elevator music channel until it's ready to actually be of use again#I may be a while
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Psst this makes no sense timewise but fucky Stephjay where teenage Jason briefly worked for Cluemaster to pay for food/rent.
I doubt Jason would be a drug runner as a kid but I can see him as a lookout or maybe bodyguard/errand boy for the Browns.
YOUR MIND MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD
Jason working for Cluemaster is *so* good, my god. especially if Jason doesn't want to be there and doesn't like it, but he has no other option to pay the bills (i think this would be a fun AU to keep Catherine alive in, maybe he's trying desperately to pay medical bills to ensure she keeps getting medication she needs which makes him even more desperate for money and willing to do things he wouldn't normally) so he starts working for small time villains, ones he thinks won't be as bad as Joker or the like. which lands him as a goon for Cluemaster and somehow, he's either useful or interesting enough to Arthur that he decides to keep promoting Jason. until one day, he offers a very high pay raise for Jason to look after Steph. it's not necessarily that Arthur cares about Steph or her mother, but he does care about his reputation so when someone threatens his family, he needs to save face.
i think this could be fun to explore before Jason becomes Robin (maybe making him Robin a *little* later just so he and Steph have a significant time together as teenagers). and Jason ends up sort of close to this spunky, angry kid of Arthur Brown who calmly tells Jason she is going to do everything in her power to get her father behind bars and she's sorry but not sorry if and when that lands Jason out of a job. bc maybe she's suspicious of Jason first, bc what kind of guy willingly works for Cluemaster, but then, as she learns more about where he is in life, she Gets it. she understands bc she sees the shady things her own mother, Crystal does to get by under Arthur's thumb.
when Jason vanishes bc he becomes Robin, Steph is disappointed but she gets it. Bruce Wayne suddenly publically has a new ward and hell, Steph can't blame a guy for taking that chance bc that kind of money will *definitely* help Catherine. Steph's life goes on with her father being her father.
it's a bit unrealistic but. i sort of like the idea that when Jason dies, Bruce is so caught up in grief and funeral proceedings and anger that he sort of forgets about Catherine. and Steph will be damned if Catherine Todd is forgotten about and left to rot as a childless mother. i'd love to write Steph and Crystal finding the money to manage to keep Catherine afloat as well and Steph getting really close to Catherine bc of it. also would be fun if Steph becomes Spoiler partly in honor of Jason bc (not knowing he was Robin) she wants to do the good he never got to.
and THEN the fucked up-ness of it all that Steph finds out Jason was Robin when she takes up the torch and so quickly dies afterward she never fully gets to process how she feels about that. how to handle her pride in Jason for getting to be more than what he was versus her anger at Bruce for letting him die. and on the horrible flip side, Jason comes back and finds out Bruce let another kid die as Robin, and that kid was *Steph*. he finds out it was Steph who kept his mom alive, Steph who died in a mantle that should've ended with Jason and he's even angrier at Bruce. i do think he'd kill Black Mask in a slow, painful way to avenge her since clearly, Bruce can't.
and then Steph comes back and there's all the complicated feelings i just. oh your brain this is such a good idea i want to write it so bad. anything that explores connections Jason and Steph could've had before Bruce because they truly deserve to be more entangled than they already are. let them be weird about each other DC.
#necrotic answerings#jaysteph#stephanie brown x jason todd#this thought is fucking galaxy brained oh my GOD#I cannot stop thinking about all the ways it could be done#bc you could even go in a “Jason never becomes Robin and works with Steph when she's spoiler” route#and tbh you don't have to keep Catherine alive. I just want to.#bc I think Steph taking care of her after jason's death could be super interesting#these two deserve the world.#ty for this au. I'm unwell.
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Hmm was Lucy going to sit on Tim’s lap? Asking for a friend 🤭
#Bc Tim looks shooked.#but then again when is he not when it comes to Lucy?#the rookie#chenford#spoilers#his brain stops working and I’m here for it#like bestie was kinda arching her back a lil bit and also on him#which I approve#always
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Made Shin look miserable but still babygirl
#star wars#ahsoka#wolfwren#sabine wren#shin hati#art#artists on tumblr#no color and background#because my brain refused to work that far#the belt pulling bye-#stop looking at her like that#girl get up
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Don’t be silly! Okay, be a little silly (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Sans#Papyrus#Could also be general Undertale again but y'know lol#Silliness is the only thing on the menu I'm sorry but we're out of everything else it's the one remaining option#Speaking of silliness! I started that first one in an attempt to draw Sans' blind side and then-#I had a 50-50 chance of what direction to have him face and I picked the wrong one brain why lol#Well he was still fun to draw anyhow lol it all works out#Tired Papyrus toting an even tireder Sans around#I imagine Undyne called him to do something and he just brought Sans along since he was already carrying him lol#Sans waking up in random places like ''Ah. Papyrus-teleportation'' lol#Another mini set based on me and smol! Just try and stop me!!#We frequently talk about dreams right after we wake up if we happen to catch each other - and remember lol#And one of her dreams was just so absurd that the harder I imagined it the funnier it got lol#So I gave it to Sans to enjoy lol - him enjoying when Papyrus is intentionally silly with him makes my heart happy <3#Papyrus plays his straight man so often that when he does come in with something funny it just catches Sans off guard haha#Pleased all the way around!#Also ft. a slight headcanon I have about Sans' lowercasedness lol#About his voice being naturally quiet and all that - that even when he laughs really hard it's still on the quiet side#Tires him out but it's kinda breathy#And if you can believe it I am Still getting used to drawing Sans' face pftbltl#He's so roundy! I feel like he'd be easy to draw and then I do and like#Sometimes yes sometimes no! I'm starting to recognize which features do it but dang I wasn't expecting him to be harder to draw than Papyrus#I feel like Papyrus' design is a little more forgiving - like if you mess up a detail you can still be like ''Okay but that's like 95% him''#With Sans it's like ''Well I did Something. And now he's Extremely off-model. Could I tell you what I did? Uhm'' Lol#I'll get it figured out! I will!
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kara cass friendship hm


#also sorry if i got kara wrong i was working w the little parts my brain has of her.....#i'll read more on her when i stop being so fixated on the batfam women LMAO#dc#dc comics#cassandra cain#kara zor el#kara danvers#linda lee danvers#god only knows what her civilian name is i am So confused (maybe i should read her comics smh)#my art >:DD
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