#and he was like thats so mild you shouldnt be embarrassed over that

[oflgtfol]

like i still dont know if i feel anything romantic for him but like i guess at this point it’s not really platonic either since like we’re kissing and holding hands but like. idk. i guess i just dont know what romantic feelings… feel like? in my mind it’s still just hanging out just like, different 😭😭😭 like i know everyone always says ur partner should be ur friend first but like. we’re literally just hanging out. like it doesn’t feel any deeper or anything like that, it just feels. different. bc we are doing different things with different expectations. so even though i mean like well i have a. God i cant even say the word rn. even though im dating someone now i still feel incredibly aromantic about it. and luckily he knows and he took it well and he knew it from the get go so it’s fine but i also can’t help but feel like ahhh i’m aromantic though

[demonprosecutor]

how would the boys react to learning hermes (idk how to spell his name) is a god?

aksjdfhlakjs ok this is gonna be an entire mess because i hc hermes being still being really powerful, but he isn’t as strong as he used to be

LUCIFER

ok admittedly, he’s super embarrassed in not catching on quicker because no matter how much hermes liked to pretend he was human, there were certain things that made it really clear that he wasn’t human

but the little slip-ups were times where he wanted to fuck around with luci and see if he would catch on. (hint: he never did)

but then again, lucifer wasn’t really well-versed with humans so he didnt really question a lot of things that hermes did because maybe that’s a human thing to do

but after figuring it out, he would definitely be a lot more wary of hermes because despite being weakened after centuries of lacking worship, he was still, like, a force to be reckoned with.

KLJASHDFKJASHLKJ LISTEN HE DOESNT BELIEVE HERMES AT FIRST AND HES LIKE “:/ ok stop messing around, you’re human”.

then spends 3 days in his study trying to process everything KJHAGSDFKJHAGFDSJKHASGFLKAJHDFGJK

MAMMON

mammon would be so fucking indignant because he and hermes would always race and hermes would always win

“thats why you’re always fucking winning!!!!! you’re a fucking cheater!”

he’d be so pouty because yeah, he finally broke down and asked satan for information

no wonder hermes kept on winning in casinos and the races, he’s a damn cheater!!!!!!!!

eventually he gets over it and begs hermes to teach him the proper tricks and they end up getting in shit because they stole a bunch of lucifer’s things to sell on devil ebay LMAOOOO

LEVIATHAN

i can see leviathan really going starry-eyed because this sounds like the storyline of an anime

and he does have fantasies of being the protag of that sort of anime and hermes being the other protag, but gets flustered since in those animes ppl usually end up together!!! he cannot!!!

nothing much changes tbh between them because hermes never really feels the need to flaunt his godliness

altho hermes does like to tease him until he’s red and stammering................. the reactions amuse him and endear him

SATAN

out of all of the brothers, satan probably figures it out first and doesn’t tell anyone. it’s more fun if they figure it out themselves.

at first, he notices certain things that hermes does that isn’t necessarily human -- like moving faster than anything he’s ever seen or stealing things despite the magic that protects them and that he never gets tired even if he doesn’t sleep or eat

so he does his research and is a bit shook about the thought of hermes being the god hermes

there’s a long period of stalking and writing down everything he sees

so in true satan fashion, he confronts hermes about it who tries to weasel his way out of it, but eventually fesses up because there’s no use in lying when satan figures it out

but he does ask about stories from during his time, hermes is a great storyteller and ajshdfgakjshdf tells him about great heroes of the past

ASMODEUS

YEAH ASMODEUS REALLY DOES FIGURE OUT SOMETHING IS UP WITH HERMES

because hermes is never shy about sex or bedding people, so he does take asmo’s offer in sex and dear god, this man has stamina and is willing to do the kinkiest shit

asmo doesn’t really react beyond like oh. that makes sense...........

tbh he finds that extremely attractive because asmo has a kink of corrupting something so pure (even if Hermes isn’t pure LMAOOOO)

BEELZEBUB

beel doesn’t care, ok there’s really mild shock on his part

because you dont need to eat or drink? how horrible!

out of the brothers, Beel is the only one that doesnt change his behaviour upon the revelation that hermes is a god

which he kinda appreciates because everyone has acted so weird about it!!!!

BELPHEGOR

belphie really figured out hermes was a god in the worst ways aka during that scene where belphie is freed and tries to kill the MC

he tries to kill hermes, but that’s where he figures out that hermes isnt a human because even with his neck crushed, he’s still smiling and laughing

it terrifies him, especially seeing the ichor that flows from the cuts and onto his shirt

hermes isn’t a killer at all, but belphie does think that he was going to die at that moment

yeah he was this close in killing belphie

but hermes thinks its the funniest shit because “you really shouldnt lash out if you don’t know the other person and how strong they are.”

this was really a scary moment for him tbh