#and he was driving a truck

[voshaduan]

DCXDP or regular DC writing prompt!

Cross country road trip with (a very reluctant) John Constantine.

Constantine didn’t want to pick up a hitchhiker, but they were very persistent, and he could tell something was up with either them or the situation, his ‘occult senses’ were tingling.

Bonus points if it’s Danny or Dani/Ellie that hitches a ride!

[kizzer55555]

The power of hotdogs

Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.

Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!

Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.

But they didn’t understand.

They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.

Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).

And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.

Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.

[callixspod]

Persona 4 Golden Update but... Something's off. (Read ID: Important)

Expect to see more soon!

[bishopony]

My neighbor's giant f150 that doesn't fit in his driveway or garage is currently stuck in 8 inches of snow

[cod-dump]

Price: Why are you holed up in your quarters?

Graves, sitting on the floor, staring blankly: No Reason.

Price:

Price: Nik picked you up without any effort at all, and now you don't know how to process how turned on it got you, is that it?

Graves: what the FUCK

Price: What?

Graves: HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT IN TWO SECONDS???

Price: Oh, I saw it happen. It was funny. And it happened to me about 10 years ago.

[legumie]

Sonictober Day 8 - Truck

top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

[kingofanemptyworld]

midoriya almost got isekai’d out of his own story holy shit

[aakeysmash]

how did farmer!sukuna propose and what was their wedding like? btw I love your fics they give me life ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

AAA FIRST OF ALL TY BAE! i’m so glad you enjoy my silly little fics ihihih.

Regarding the wedding: they made it in secret and with no one to attend it lol. They showed up at Yuuji’s (Sukuna’s twin) a week later, casually mentioning the wedding, and received insults left and right for not inviting anyone lol. The proposal was a whole different story though.

I think farmer!sukuna wanted to put a ring on it the first time he saw you. I imagine you two getting married really young, like at 20 years old, since you both knew you were the right ones for the other right from the start. He didn’t do some grand gesture, he’s not that type of guy, but he put as much thought as he could into it. He grew roses for months before picking them one by one and separating the petals. He then invited you over “for dinner or whatever”, he said, and you even brought some wine your family produced that year. You opened the door of his house with the keys he already gave you, just to find him putting said petals on the floor in front of you. You’re completely caught off guard and let the bottle of wine slip from your fingers. It crashed on the ground, completely drenching all of his hard work.

“I told you 8 pm, not as early as you can,” he gritted out, facepalming himself.

“I texted you when I left my house!” You replied, putting your hands on your hips and looking at his still crouching form.

“I was busy, as you can see,” he barked out, standing up. You scoffed. He frustratedly passed his hands in his hair, finally gazing at your face.

“Well, let me just get out then-“

“Will you marry me?”

You said at the same time. You froze, widening your eyes and your mouth, not believing his words. He fidgeted a little, panicking, running to his room mumbling curses and telling you to wait. He left you on his front door porch, in disbelief, just to get back to you with a simple gold band.

“I made it,” he softly said, opening his palm to allow you to put yours in his. “But if you don’t like it I can always buy you one- you don’t even have to marry m-“

“Yes,” you responded, bottom lip trembling and hand shaking.

“Really?” He grinned, almost as shocked as you. You nodded. His breath got caught in his lungs until the golden band was hugging your ring finger perfectly. You flew into his arms but he wasn’t ready to catch you, stepping back and immediately wincing.

You passed the rest of the day at the hospital to get the pieces of glass (which were still on the floor) out of his foot.

[charmvinyl]

guuuuysss... hear me out... sleazy drug dealer! Art with shy inexperienced reader... the cute, perfect girl who's never touched drugs or alcohol but wants to try it out cause all her friends do it! and of course art's perfect. he's constantly hanging out around the area, overcharging shitty high school kids just cause he can. he'd definitely charge you 80 for a gram the first time u meet just to see if you'd actually take the bait. surprised enough when u do and God. it's so fun toying with you </33

[postheist]

i just think the first time buck sees tommy carry both their kids at the same time, like one in each arm style, he immediately is thinking about having a third. personally

[ritoryb]

farthest strand

[munsonsfairy]

lost files 📸✨🍳🧰

[pattydia]

he’s so redneck here i’m drooling

[nocturnaldancers]

I made a nocturnals oc :D her name is stella (provisional). I head canon that she was the one who taught ted how to drive lol

Extra doodles I made for the discord

[indieyuugure]

tommy. i want to see more tommy.

should 100% let tommy drive again.

PFFT HAHAHA 😂

Tommy has had his license revoked 8 times in the 7 years he has had it. On the flip slide he has also been to driver’s ed 4 times, so I’m sure he’s very qualified 👍

[ceilidho]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzJkhXRLjEU/?igshid=ODhhZWM5NmIwOQ==

Price ✨

OKAY WAIT THOUGH please someone write this I’ll scream

Poor single mom who just upended her entire life and moved to a new town, and obviously during their first week there, she gets into a car accident that completely totals her car :(( and she can only afford a ten year old manual car with like 90k miles on it :(( even though she doesn’t know how to drive stick

Cue the grumpy local sheriff, who was the first on the scene when she had her accident, teaching her how to drive stick by making her sit in his lap. Then invites himself over for dinner after their “lessons” and holds her baby in his lap the whole time and does little airplane noises to feed the baby supper