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Training up a husband is a lot of work but Poirot thinks Hastings is worth it! 💜
#papa poirot is very particular#and he has high expectations#but he def knows how to motivate a man ifyouknowwhatimean#poirot/hastings#agatha christie’s poirot#hercule poirot#David Suchet#arthur hastings#Hugh Fraser#agatha christie#rain edits
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Happy gay month. Can’t believe everyone in Hatchetfield is gay.
#this….this is so dumb JBHGJHBJH#okay but does like…anyone actually think Ted is straight?#I think the fandom has universally agreed he’s a boy kisser#guys I did this in 20 mins y’all better not expect high quality shitposts from me#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#tgwdlm#the guy who didn’t like musicals#tgwdlm fanart#the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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He’s making a super interesting point about philosophy, you have to trust me
#everything I have ever done has been for Max Durden enjoyers#my ideal reality is one where he becomes a major plot point in some way#you cant introduce a character called ‘boltcutter max’ and expect me to feel a normal way about it#max durden#fantasy high#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#undescribed#not described#my art
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and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…
#dennis thinks he’s losing his edge and mac thinks he’s perfect anyway#mac feels like no one in his life has ever needed him enough to stay but dennis can’t stay away#IM ILLLLLL about these men from the world’s stupidest sitcom#sorry if this got a little freudian I don’t LITERALLY mean it in the sense that mac/dennis are seeking something that reminds them of their#parents (gross) (although pretty character accurate to the SINNED system)#but rather that our childhoods teach us what we should expect and look out for in life#and it never really leaves us#this all stemmed from me contemplating MADMTTS and how it would’ve made way more sense for mac (high energy adhd) to be out in the world#and dennis (bpd anger issues) to be indoors free from the triggers of the world#but they INSISTED on mac being housewife dennis being breadwinner#same as their little battle over supposed roles/dynamics as hugh honey/vic vinegar/brian lefevre etc#you are two queer men why on earth do you care about sticking to heterosexual gender roles#but it was never about the gender roles it was about what they self-assign their value to…#mac and dennis#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#its always sunny#macdennis#macden
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(i n / s p)
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#something something mobius helping loki take some time only for the two of them to lose it even faster 🙃🙃#new year new techniques to properly convey the most tragically beautiful ship in existence my roman empire my everything#this has been ringing in my mind for them so loudly it's almost driven me insane lmao and yes expect equally angsty mobius sets to follow#requests first though which i'm starting now!#shoutout to getting the don funko today which tbh gave a serotonin boost to finish this in between my hellish work schedule 😅#he inexplicably got shipped in a package marked 'high priority' FOUR times doubled boxed and wrapped in three different paddings#aka what he deserves <33#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#flashing cw
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This was going to be a panel of a little comic but I got too invested in drawing minute background details so, here.
#They are having an argument over 1) whether crops can be grown on the moons 2) what - if any - impact does this have on the feasibility#of an afterlife being located on the moons#Brakul is a partial convert to the Imperial Wardi faith but this mostly entails having adopted the seven faced God (and some#other elements of the belief system) into his worldview and participating in expected rites while retaining his central#ancestor veneration practices completely unchanged and mostly prioritized.#This doesn't actually cause much friction in of itself with the big exception being disagreements on the afterlife#Wardi practices surrounding death prioritize proper handling of the corpse and funerary rites in order to get the dead where they#need to be- death is a fraught transition from one state to another. analogous to birth. The role of the living is to get the dead through#this transition (preventing them from being stuck earthbound as earthbound ghosts - which is the Bad afterlife). Once the dead#make it to the moons that's it. They don't really interact with the living. There's plenty of conceptualization of what it's Like#in the lunar lands but the cultural priority is not even slightly on the Logistics of existence there.#Whereas the CORE of religious practice among the Hill Tribes is ancestor veneration - ancestors remain interactive with the living#and require/desire their continual support. They are conceptualized as having earthlike 'lives' where they eat and drink#and grow crops and herd livestock and they need the support of the living (in prayers and offerings) to do so prosperously.#There is a HIGH cultural priority on the logistics of their afterlife and it's self-apparent that the world of the dead needs fertile earth#to support them.#So like bottom line Brakul thinks there's no goddamn way that the moons could support an afterlife (they are described as#barren rock that was flung into the sky during creation and certainly Look that way)#and that the Wardi are just wrong about their afterlife's location. They probably go to the celestial fields (which are located#behind the moons and stars) like everyone else#And Janeys finds this aggravating and doesn't see his fucking point but has developed a nagging concern that Brakul Could be#partly right in that the celestial fields could Maybe exist in addition to the lunar lands.#So like maybe they aren't going to go to the same place when they die?#He's already terrified that he'll be stuck as an earthbound ghost and really doesn't want to be even further separated so#he figures he should make sure he gets himself dead and cremated at the same time as Brakul so they can navigate the#transitional period together.#Brakul is unconcerned because he figures that if Janeys actually does get stuck on those barren ass moons he can just kinda#Go Get Him#Ancestor spirits fly to the earth all the time and the moons would be a much shorter distance. Probably wouldn't be an issue.#Long story short these disagreements and underlying anxieties result in fights over whether you can grow corn on the moons or nah
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[MASTERPOST]
Milek has high expectations how that talk should go, but also many many fears. And he does talk shit about Jaskier all the time, but I think their relationship wouldn't recover for a long time (maybe never) if Geralt said something wrong or nasty about Jaskier, because Milek is a loyal boy.
#the witcher#geraskier lovechild#ciri#cirilla fiona elen riannon#artists on tumblr#Milek and Ciri start to have a sibling relationship!#he starts to confine in her!!#he is a very scared boy at the core who wants to be loved by his father#he has high expectations but also high fears#he wants Geralt to be 100% happy and accepting immediately but he also knows that realistically it's a shock but he also#the worst case scenario also lives rent free in his head#but the most important thing is that they find Jaskier!!! so everything has to wait
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The fact that Ruben doesn’t remember what happened is absolutely sending me.
Like, imagine your name is Ruben Hopclap. You wake up in front of a ruined school gym wearing clothes you don’t recognize and missing your favorite necklace. You don’t remember falling asleep. Your chest hurts.
Uncle Henry is there talking to principal Auegfort over scraps of a robot. For a moment he looks at you like you’re a ghost before wrapping you in a tight hug. He asks what you remember. You tell him you remember packing your bag to go to the mountains of chaos for your spring break quest. You don’t remember anything after that. He hugs you again.
Your party’s there too. Most of them at least. Along with another party that you recognize as the Bad Kids, the most infamous party in your grade, maybe in the whole school. You tamp down any jealousy you might feel about that when you see the way that Mary Ann Almost-but-not-quite smiles at their barbarian. Instead you go to where Oisin and Ivy are huddle together, speaking softly to each other.
You ask where Kipperlily is. They look uncomfortable. For a moment you think about asking after Buddy, but then you realize you don’t know who that is. They keep avoiding answering the question, so you walk away. You almost go to talk to Lucy, but you see how uncomfortable she looks, how she flinches away when you start to move towards her. You decide to leave her alone.
Eventually Henry takes you home. On the drive home he turns on the radio and you hear yourself singing a song you’ve never heard. It’s loud and chaotic and so so angry. The sound of it makes you want to throw up. You turn it off and ride in silence back to the house.
The walls of your bedroom have been painted a deep, bloody red. There’s an electric guitar that you don’t know how to play leaning against the wall. Your desk is covered in notes and plans, some of it written in codes you can’t decipher. That doesn’t really matter because you don’t understand the stuff that’s not in code either.
Your parents look almost scared of you when you ask where your normal clothes are. They tell you that you got rid of them. They keep apologizing, like they think you’ll get mad at them. You tell them it’s okay, but still search your closet for something a bit more your style. You find a box shoved into a corner, under some clothes. Inside is your puka shell necklace and your ukulele. The string on the necklace is broken like it had been ripped off. The body of the ukulele is cracked like it had been thrown to the ground. You decide to deal with that in the morning.
You fall asleep and you dream of a girl. She’s a tiefling with red and black raccoon streaks in her hair. She smiles at you with lips painted black. If you stare at her for too long you can see blood dripping out of those lips and a crossbow bolt lodged in her side. You look at her and feel longing, feel grief, feel betrayal. You want to stop dreaming of her, but some part of you knows that any other dream would be filled with blood and crystals and rage. You accept that you are doomed to Wanda.
#dimension 20#fantasy high#dimension 20 fhjy#ruben hopclap#rat grinders#meta#i just keep thinking about him#and I keep thinking about the rest of the party walking on eggshells around him#none of them want to let him know what happened over the last year#i Didn’t expect Ruben to be the rat grinder that I get emotional about#but here we are#god and people coming up to him flooding him for autographs and he’s got no clue what he’s so famous for#he’s dodging calls from Lola embers because he doesn’t know who that is but apparently he’s supposed to release an album#and she says they won’t produce any of the music he sends her that he sings softly and plays of his ukulele#because she says that that’s not who ‘Ruben hopclap’ is#and at this point he has no clue who Ruben hopclap is#poor guy
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my bingo of everything that could happen with Jay in S2
#It would be great if you know-#He has adopted a feral kid but I am not going to have high expectations#anyway-#If he simply falls in love with Nya as soon as he sees her and recovers his memories instantly#I will not be responsible for my actions#ninjago#jay ninjago#jay walker#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago jay#Ninjago spoilers#Ninjago leaks#Ninjago dragons rising spoilers#Ninjago dragons rising leaks
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there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these
#you can't really argue he planned the extent of Thor's downfall#that was all Odin#Loki didn't force Thor to invade Jotunheim he isn't even the one who gave Thor the idea -- Thor did that all on his own!#that he was doing waswasa @ thor didn't help but wasn't really crime worthy on its own#Thor himself took time convincing the other warriors to be okay with the trip despite the treason and danger involved#like. what. Thor can't differentiate good advice from bad and is emotionally volatile and reckless and that's Loki's fault?#THOR was the one who got them past Heimdall too#the entire ordeal inadvertently showed off the favouritism Thor was receiving in comparison to Loki#even though Loki was the one supposedly so easily influencing Thor to such an extent#call Thor a puppet the way he--wait. no. that sounds weird. uhhhhh#you get the point#people will claim Loki was all up in there rearranging Thor's mental processes to cause his downfall#when really it was Loki doing the bare minimum instigation and watching things only devolve from there#because Thor WAS reckless and immature ?? and he WAS quick to anger and enjoyed exerting his power with violence ??#Loki didn't STEAL THE THRONE FROM THOR he literally just is implied to undermine the coronation#that's not even confirmed but we assume it's true that he let the frost giants in near the casket etc.#Loki has his own actual crimes that he did against Thor and hugging his bro's arm and saying 'you're soooooo strong and correct' was not on#even if you manage to argue Loki was cheering Thor on for the invasion (he wasn't) it was clearly to dob Thor in with Odin#which he did when he had some guard inform Odin#that Odin's chosen punishment was for Thor's disobedience aside stop blaming Loki for the damage ODIN inflicted on him#focus on Loki making up lies to Thor about how Odin died instead like at least Loki DID SOMETHING for that#you can even ascribe as evil a motive as you want there bc Loki was slipping fr#twirling his hair and telling Thor he's smarter about the realm's safety than the king was on the normal scale#you want to talk morals go look at how eager Thor was to invade mass destroy and massacre in the other realm#and expected Odin to 'finish them off! together!' bc he was power high on whatever bloodlust pheromones battle apparently imitates for him#sigh. this is why you can't have nice things Thor. no Loki you're barely any better. sit down. have a cookie.
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Favorite character dynamics: —Auron and Yuna
#auron#final fantasy#final fantasy x#yuna#yuna x auron#he's always so gentle with her#father figure#gifs#my gifs#love his sense of humor#he took what yuna would expect him to say during any other time and turned it into light-hearted poking#not quite a dad joke but a dad!auron joke certainly#tidus in the third gif hoping to high heaven that auron doesn't embarrass him in front of his crush#“aw great the comedian has been activated”#he knows all about dad!auron
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demiromantic asexual riz gukgak save me… save me demi/ace riz who can’t distinguish his romantic feelings for fabian from his platonic ones
#the demi experience of ‘is this a crush or are we just really good friends’#yes im projecting shut up#not to mention fabian whose comphet goes so hard he can’t even consider the reason he’s constantly bringing up riz around girls#mazey ily but baby do not date that boy#this has me thinking about that sophmore year moment where murph implies riz stayed up all night to watch fabian dance in fallinel#like I’ll throw up wdym he didn’t want to dance but still stayed to be with fabian#maybe this is the day I finally open a document and write a little scene about that#because murph simply cannot insinuate that and just expect me to move on#like. sorry ? he was there all night just watching him ? no way that wasn’t a night of an intense examination of his life and feelings#not that I don’t love the idea of aroace riz#it just fucks me up so bad when I read into all the accidental subtext murph and lou add so casually#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#fabriz
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i love that ugly, freakish pervert (creep!loser!könig)
(+ headcannons in the tags (content warning though))
#he's conventionally unattractive and doesn't fit into the beauty standards#he's not ridiculously muscular and toned. if anything - he's a bit soft - like a teddy bear.#he has a roman nose - where his thin rectangular glasses sit.#he has natural eye bags that never fade away - no matter how much sleep he gets.#he had scars along his jaw from his line of work and cuts from shaving his stubbled face.#and his personality doesn't make up for it :(#he's creepy - pushy - selfish - and perverted#he upskirts women everytime he's in public - usually on the train or some form of transport.#hs can't hold a conversation without being creepy - especially while drunk. he's backed women up and fondled with their breasts.#he can't control himself when he's intoxicated and high! he rubs his leaking cock against women's rears#+ yells and shames them for wearing revealing clothing.#he's an incel (if it wasn't already obvious)#he's a gooner...#he has unrealistic expectations for his future significant other.#he's manipulative and toxic :(#könig call of duty#könig#konig x you#cod konig#konig call of duty#konig headcanons
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Toshinori and Inko finding out their pregnant a year into marriage and just sitting staring at the test like...oh. This was not exactly in the plan...nor did they even think it was possible??
They tell Izuku first of course and when they do he actually thinks they're kidding! Haha! That's actually...pretty funny, guys...uhhh...why do you both look so serious.......oh, oh shit. OH. All Might and Mom are having a kid? He's going to be a brother? In his twenties??? HUH?
Cut to nine months later and Izuku's holding his little sister, Toshinori beside him, arm around his shoulder, as Inko watches on with love and pride, because their family feels even more complete than it was before.
#i just think the comedy involved in this would be wonderful#and also the angst because already toshi was worried about how long he'd be around for Izuku but now that's exasperated by their youngest#but if gran torino is kicking all might is kicking ass at 100 so no worries#izuku spends more time worrying about BEING jealous than actually being jealous during inko's pregnancy (only child syndrome)#Also he works with high schoolers and Eri & Kota & Kazuma are all grown up so he just BIG BROTHER THRIVES when she's born.#Also also Toshi and Izuku dote on Inko for the whole nine months because she's older and everyone's worried#She escapes to Mitsuki sometimes because look she loves them but the boys are being a Bit Much TM#(it is a little nice though because Hisashi was always working when she was pregnant with Izuku and it was really just her on her own)#the new member of the yagi-mido family has the fluffiest yellow-green hair. also everyone expects her to be quirkless...but...nope#not entirely sure but imagine her quirk derives from Inko's but allows her to use it on herself...almost like Float#toshinko#mha#yagi toshinori#inko midoriya#izuku midoriya#dad might
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Due to the inherent secrecy of spy work, Agent Phoenix rarely got thanked. Sure, on their occasional visits to Agency headquarters, the newer spies would gawk and the older spies would give them a slap on the back and a “nice work not being dead yet!” but Ollie’s sincerity caught them a bit off guard.
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now that Ollie’s in the know, i wonder what’ll happen next…
#ollie is interesting to me bc he’s the only ieytd character i can imagine having a normal emotional response to anything#like sure he has a very high nonsense tolerance what with Zor abandoning him in that lab#but with how deranged everyone else is he’s pretty tame in regards to the kinds of walls he puts up#ieytd#i expect you to die#agent phoenix#ollie ieytd#ieytd ollie#ollie at the agency#my art
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are we ready for the transracial adoptee gorgug conversation cause. it’s literally the core of his identity.
#he is so. kid of colour trying to right by his yt parents but running into these walls#*do right by#where everyone has expectations about him and the way he shows his emotions and the goals he has#loving them but feeling that dissonance.#fellow wasian zac oyama knows what’s up. it’s abt feeling the strain between the two things you’re supposed to be#and wanting both. and wanting neither.#anyway#gorgug thistlespring#dimension 20#fhjy#fantasy high
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