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The suitors: You can leave Queen Penelope alone for a while. She’s a grown woman, and you’re a grown man. Why do you stay by her side so often?
Telemachus:
#epic the musical#telemachus#penelope#penelope’s suitors#antinuous#he loves his mommy#he would kill someone to protect her#and he does#Telemachus: don’t worry mother I’ll protect you#Penelope: thank you baby#Odysseus: god I love this family#the odyssey
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I'll take care of you, take care of you. That's true.
#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD Season 2#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Edit#ofmdedit#ofmdgifs#ofmd gifs#ofmdblog#ofmdsource#ofmdaily#tv gifs#television gifs#DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS SUDDEN GIFING BURST CAME FROM BUT Y'KNOW WHAT HSDLKS#I'LL TAKE IT#MAYBE IT'S ~*~THE MONTH~*~#also the way my soul belonged to beach house all through may lol Send Help#ALSO also i feel like this is something of a Spiritual Sequel/Successor/Pair to my OTHER stede bunnet set hsdklsj#because in my eyes everything he's saying to that little bunny is essentially what he'd be telling stede#it's meant for stede#soooooo something something him vowing to keep that little bunny safe is also him vowing to keep HIS little bunny safe#AND HE DOES
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Malewife Gaz comes back from deployment desperate for his mean, office siren gf <3
MDNI / dub con-ish / public sex / overstim / anal play / grinding / Kyle is kinda gross lol I luv him / he eats it from the back :D / they're both switches / squirting
Reader works in an office, but it's not clear what she does. She does have her own private office though ;) you go girl!
You're ignoring him.
Your phone isn't turned off, it's not even on silent, but you haven't flipped it right side up despite the near constant buzzing. Kyle has been texting, calling, but you're cross at the moment and don't feel like having it out with him on a work day.
You should turn your phone off. It's distracting, and a little inappropriate to have it making so much noise even through the walls cushioning your personal office.
The thing is, it's a little gratifying that he's desperately trying to reach you. Part of it is the satisfaction that he's a little anxious and wants to make it up, and part of it is wanting him to be extra sorry when you gets home.
Kyle had been able to call you all through the past month despite being on deployment. At least twice a week, you'd be laid up in bed or tucked away on lunch in your office telling him about your day. A rare treat for someone of his vocation, and something you appreciated greatly. The expectation you always set for yourself was zero contact - something to keep you from being hurt or placing more stress on him. Truly, your workaholic tendencies made you perfect for somebody that spent so much time deployed. When he came back, he made you take a break. There was a balance.
Typically you'd get a window of time for when he'd be back home. Your favourite thing to do was to cook a British classic for the occasion, usually bangers and mash - his favourite. You always had his preferred beer too, a brand you noticed he copied from Price. So cute. Yesterday morning he'd sent you a message that he'd be home for 9pm, a little late for dinner but the boys wanted to catch up at their favourite pub before they separated.
Only last night you'd sat at the table waiting for two full hours by yourself before giving up. His meal was packed in the fridge while you'd eaten yours by yourself on the couch with a glass of wine, texts going unanswered.
The worst part wasn't that he hadn't shown up. Sometimes that happened, when missions ran long or he'd gotten too into his cups with his team. It was annoying, but your tradition was to spend the day together when he got back, and you didn't mind having breakfast with him instead. You just didn't appreciate that he didn't even call or text about it, and that in the morning you found him sprawled on the couch with just his boxers and a mess of clothing tossed on the ground from the door to the living room couch. Socks, pants, his tank top.
So, petty as you are, you go to work and forego the tradition. Ignoring him. You dressed nice, too, black stockings and as tarty as you could without getting a call from HR. He hadn't seen you leave, but you wanted to get home and remind him what he was missing.
Your office phone rang once, twice, "hello?" The secretary at the front of the building was a nice enough lady, but she rarely called you directly. "Your lunch is here - the deliveryman is just waiting."
"Deliveryman?" You say skeptically. You hadn't ordered lunch. You'd brought Kyle's leftovers.
"Yep. Should I send him up?" Though you probably know who it is, you tell her you'll be down in the lobby instead. You'd prefer to be safe than sorry, in case it isn't Kyle.
It is.
He looks like a kicked puppy, holding some kind of takeout bag in one hand and a coffee in the other. He knows you love Los Vaqueros, the little coffeeshop next door. It's probably a macadamia nut latte, your favourite.
"Babe," he starts, sounding a little rough. Probably battling a hangover. He's wearing your favourite shirt, a tight black compression shirt that shows off his tits. Grey running sweats. Oh, he's good. "Is your phone dead?"
"I've got a pretty busy day today, Kyle," you're a little snotty about it. Your hip is cocked to the side. You want him to work a little. "I was in the middle of a meeting."
"You can't be that mad at me. I brought you macadamia and a caesar wrap. Come on, baby." He shifts the bag into the same hand as the coffee, using the other to show you his palm in apology.
You peer at him a little warily. It's times like this you wish he wasn't so tall, so that you could look at him all judgemental secretary like. You settle for arching a brow and squinting. "Go away now, I'll see you at home. I better not see any dirty socks on my floor, either."
"I cleaned them this morning, I swear."
"Good. Now scram, and give me that coffee." You reach for the coffee, but he intercept and grabs your elbow. Pulling you closer. "What- kyle--" his hands slides up to your upper back, making you shiver. When you don't pull away, he grins like a schoolboy and starts steering you down the hall. "I have work -!"
"I know, baby, but I really wanna make it up to you. Let me make it up to you." He's speaking quietly as to not alert the secretary a few feet away. He's leading you to the bathroom.
"No! Kyle, I'm at work. Goddammit, I have things to do-"
"No you don't." When you've turned the corner and are out of sight, he slides his hand from your back to your ass, squeezing hard, making you squeak. "And I need you. I woke up so hard. I need your pussy." He's close to whining, tucking his face close to your ear, smelling your hair.
Your voice goes high pitched, flustered, not expecting him to try and cajole you into fucking in a public bathroom. At your workplace no less. "We can't!"
He used to do this when you first started dating; get needy, corner you in some barely secluded place and get you both off one way or another. Quick and dirty. He swore he never fucked anyone else while deployed, and if it wasn't the trust you had in him it was how desperate he seemed to get when he got back that assured you of his faithfulness. Sometimes it was your favourite, just how whiney and flustered he would get. As a treat, if he'd been very good during dinner, you'd wake him up by sucking him off the morning he got back. Surely he had missed that this morning, what with how fast he'd led you to the employee bathroom. Good.
He locks the door behind you, and you let him kiss you a little. You don't see him put your food down, but he must because both his hands squeeze your waist. You rub your thighs together to soothe the pulsing arousal building in your belly.
You hand goes to his chest, pushing him. He's so strong, it takes you slapping his chest and shoulders to move back, panting. "We can't, I'm serious. Do you want me to get fired?"
He licks his lips, not even looking you in the eye. "You won't get fired, baby. Just be quiet. Let me take care of you-" you interrupt him by grabbing his face and squeezing his cheeks hard, making his lips pucker up.
"Can you not think with your cock? Couldn't you have dropped lunch off and waited for me back home like a good boy?"
He slides his big hands down your waist to your hips, tilting his hard cock so its pressed against you. Despite you holding him, he walks you both forward until your back hits the wall and he can grind against you hard. "Kyle- I'm not kidding," you say sternly, but don't move away. His cock rubs deliciously against your mons, not quite where you want it, but a good enough tease that your breath shudders out in a moan.
"Please, please, let me," he begs, grinding. Pressing his body right up to yours. You acquiesce a little, moving your hand from his face to down his pants and into his boxers. "Hrmmn-nn fuck, fuck," he whines. Bypassing his dick, you feel him start to hump desperately, like a dog. He shudders hard and you're squashed against the wall as you palm his balls, playing with them a little. You feel wetness drip down your wrist.
"Did you just come?" Honestly, you're delighted, but you make sure your tone is disappointed. Mean. Your pussy squeezes, wets your panties a little more. "Bad boy. I thought you were going to make it up to me?"
"Oh fuck, thank you baby. I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you still. Just give me a second."
"No way. Get to work." It's easy to bully him a little when he's so fresh from his orgasm. You push him onto his knees and lift a heel to rest it on that big, muscular thigh.
Your tits feel squashed in your bra as you breathe hard, looking down at him. He pushes his forehead against your stomach, pushing your skirt up while murmuring something into the fabric. You palm yourself, pinch your own nipples through the fabric. Feeling empowered, your hand goes to his hair and you grind your panty covered pussy right on his nose.
"Go on."
He licks you through the fabric, long laps of his tongue. Sucks on where your clit is, wetting the fabric. Kyle grips your thighs and pulls them wider apart, making you teeter dangerously on one heel, the other digging into his leg. He mouths at your panties and bites gently at you while your scratch his scalp and neck.
He moans, and finally pushes your underwear down. You clench as your wetness is exposed to the air, cooling you. Your clit stands up, peeking out of your hood. He gives it a little lick, directly on the underside where you're most sensitive. It makes you jump, not expecting it. He doesn't let you move away, instead wrapping his lips around you and sucking, hard.
"Oh Jesus--" your knees buckle a little, "Kyle, fuck," he pulls back and turns you around forcefully, making you arch. His hand finds your ankle and lifts your leg up and out, tongue finding your cunt once again. He eats you out like he's making out with you, like a sloppy kiss. His other hand squeezes where your ass and thigh meet, spreading you open.
"I missed you so much," he says. "I missed this pretty little cunt. Oh, jesus, I'm hard again." Of course he is - his refractory period has always been quick. This is a new record, though. "Can I fuck you, baby?"
You have to really force your words out, with how he spreads your asscheeks and licks your other hole. "Nn- no. You haven't - haven't earned it yet."
Kyle doesn't say anything to that, just curls his tongue in your ass and let's your ankle go to pinch your clit between two fingers, twisting it. You shout, then go still, remembering where you are. "Kyle --!" It sneaks up on you, how fast your orgasm comes. From your toes to your nipples, electricity shoots through you and tightens your skin. You tremble violently, soaking his fingers and his face. He stands up while you go through the aftershocks, hands stroking your belly and holding you from behind, crowding you and making you feel safe.
Kyle kisses your nape, sucks your earlobe a little. Waits like a gentleman. You lean back against him and squeeze his fingers.
"I'm gonna fuck you now." He's not asking anymore, and you're boneless, so you just spread your legs and let him push his cock into you slowly, enjoying the stretch. It makes you rise onto your tiptoes, letting him take your weight. He rocks into you slowly at first, hands roaming from your stomach to your tits to your throat. Pinching and squeezing, having earned your submission.
"I missed you too," you admit finally, breathily. "I love you, big boy."
Kyle hums, sucking a mark into your neck, picking up his pace. "I love you too." He nibbles on you a little. His thumb finds your asshole again, pushing in, making you whine high and thin. "You gonna be a good girl and come all over my cock? I've been waiting for this, you know. Your pussy feels like home."
Your cunt drips on him, making wet little sounds while he fucks you hard against the wall. You're still sensitive from coming earlier, so you squirm on his cock, squeezing around him. "Come inside me, please," you beg. You need to feel it. He uses his free hand to push your face into the wall, bucking into you once, twice, then holding himself taut as a bowstring. His hips grind minutely against your ass while he comes, flooding your pussy.
Kyle doesn't let you go, just pulls his cock and thumb out quickly, taking advantage of your stupor to cup your pussy and roughly squeeze your clit. You yelp, jumping, but keep your legs spread. Your peak is building again, and he knows it. Two of his big fingers find your stretched hole and push in, curling and rubbing viciously until the pressure builds and builds and your pussy contracts, pleasure slicing through your abdomen painfully. You cover your mouth with your hands just barely in time to shout, knees buckling with your orgasm.
If not for Kyle holding you up, you'd have fallen down to the floor. You shake, feeling cored. He nuzzles you sweetly, licking your ear. His hand pets your pussy gently until you push him away, way too sensitive.
"Can I take you home, babygirl?"
"Yes please," your voice is a croak.
Kyle is a little inconsiderate in this but I hope it didn't read as angst and more playfulness between established partners <3<3 I feel like Kyle is a very noble character and he puts a lot of pressure on himself. Always worrying about what the right thing is. I figure with reader he can let go a little :') reader is a little miffed but she's soft for her man <3
Also I wrote this on my phone between shifts during a 13 hour day so please forgive any typos or grammar mistakes
#kyle is a malewife#a simp#a MUNCH#kyle gaz garrick#gaz garrick#gaz x reader#kyle garrick#kyle garrick x reader#cod x reader#cod mw2#reader is a sexy mean office siren#she makes gaz WORK for it#and he does#because hes a good boy#kyle gaz garrick x reader#gaz garrick x reader#gaz garrick x you#kyle garrick x you#imagine#cod imagine#cod gaz#task force 141#drgnfly writes#kyle makes me go meow meow
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Decided to redraw this screenshot for fun after seeing other versions of it
#transformers#transformers animated#tfa#shockwave#tf shockwave#tfa shockwave#tf spoilers#tfa longarm#tfa art#tf art#he thinks he’s looking badass#and he does
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i love the genre of fic where it's just tim drake going to the most cartoon-ish lengths to reconcile with jason.
(whether that be to restore his own views of the robin he knew. or to get jason to see him as tim, instead of a replacement).
and it works every time too. at the end i'm always like, 'yeah buddy you go! but i feel like i just watched an episode of tom and jerry with those stunts you were pulling'
#shoutout to that one fic where he's being borderline murdered by jason and tim just asks out of nowhere if he could help him with english#AND he does#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#red robin#robin#the robins#batboys#batfam#batfamily#dc batman#dc comics#dcu#dc#gothihop speaks
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tim wright would make dad noises doing like any sort of physical activity. he would probably fall asleep on the couch while watching tv too.
#and he does#LOL#he’s so dad#love the guy#tim wright#yappin#marble hornets#core#he is so . dad coded
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its joey its joey its acting he grabs the railing so he doesnt fall it doesnt mean anything owens dead owens dead owen dea-
*heavy breathing*
#okay but an au where owen just. cannot die.#idk how hes got immortality but he does#thats how he survives the fall originally#but imagine the direct aftermath of curt shooing him but owen still lives#curt finally works through his years of grieving and guilt and finally convinced himself to pull the trigger#and he does#but it doesnt work#owen is still right there#and he just kinda loses it#spies are forever#owen carvour#agent curt mega#curtwen#saf#tin can bros#tcb
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ok but what’s really funny is that kim dokja presented himself to bihyung and essentially said ‘I’m gonna make you a lot of money, I’m gonna make us famous’ and bihyung was like ‘the audacity of this punk… prove it’
and then kim dokja did
okay now picture this but bihyung is a talent scouter/unsuccessful manager and kim dokja is tryna be an idol
I could see that sob being an actor
#orv#omniscient reader webtoon#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscent reader#kim dokja#kpop idol#au#joongdok#and Yoo Joonghyuk has already been a big deal like child star basically and he’s so done with everything#and then this kim dokja morherfucker shows up and is like yuri on ice but swap anxiety for depression#I mean that he is like ‘I’ve been ur biggest fan for forever and hey I can do this better than you fucking watch me’#and he does#and they fall in love
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Beard and Ted’s reactions to / about Roy are some of my favourite things.
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7.04:
HOUSE: […] Yes, [Chase has] been dating at a near-Clooney pace recently, but at this point, the only hole he's trying to fill is the one in his soul, which means it's the emotional connection with Cameron that he misses.
7.10:
WOMAN DOXING CHASE: When we were talking, you seemed like a nice guy. So either you're a great actor, or you're a nice guy who lost his way.
7.14:
PATIENT : Haven't you ever done something in a relationship you wish you could take back? CHASE : Maybe. PATIENT : How'd you handle it? CHASE : I told the truth. Eventually. PATIENT : How'd that work out? CHASE : Not well.
7.19:
CHASE: My time here changed me in ways not everyone in my life thought was for the better. […] MASTERS: Were those people right? CHASE: I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.
7.20:
CHASE: I think you're stuck. Last month or so I've turned my life around. I'm happier than ever. FOREMAN: Sleeping with ten women instead of four? CHASE : Try none. […] FOREMAN: […] None? CHASE : Was having tons of sex, and I was bored, hating myself. Was never gonna be ready when something real came along.
[He sleeps with a nurse at the end of this episode, and looks conflicted about it.]
8.10:
ADAMS: Do you think people can change? CHASE: No. But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion, because… people don't change.
8.12:
HOUSE: You can do anything. So you come back to the same building you've worked in for years. Guess you can cross that off your bucket list. CHASE: Can we get to my patient sometime soon? HOUSE: As soon as you admit that you're a confused mess, sure.
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HOUSE: Or you're terrified of intimacy, which is why you're a serial slut. But right now you're grasping at an emotional life raft. Ideally someone for whom intimacy's not an option.
8.16:
PARK: You were jealous of me. My family. CHASE: Maybe you've got too much, and I've got too little.
8.17:
CHASE: I have meaningless sex with random strangers. Thanks for the insight, but I stopped that months ago. I actually had a relationship. HOUSE: With a patient. You just date whoever happens to cross your path. CHASE: My dating is getting in the way of my dating? HOUSE: You don't go looking for the right person. You just shack up with whoever's in the room, and then you get surprised and/or divorced when it doesn't work out.
anyway, chase's dumb whoring as a symptom of his loneliness. his immediately falling for cameron at the first scrap of affection as a symptom of his loneliness. he sleeps around after his divorce and then stops. he sleeps around after his stabbing and then stops. it takes him a long time to get over his divorce -- there's a running theme of him wanting to change, feeling like he can't, that no one can, that it is a problem, that all he can do is what he's stuck doing, but he keeps attaching to the first people who show him affection (which he mostly interprets as sex) because he doesn't know what other relationships look like.
#robert chase#and this is also why 13 and park are such good friends for him#because he can't sleep with one and he genuinely isn't interested in the other#meaning that he actually has to connect with them for real#and he does#anyway this post is also why the second part of the stabbing story is taking so long. i realized my outline was Wrong#malpractice posting
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at the club asking the dj to play prelude in g minor opus 23 no.5 by sergei rachmaninoff
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it’s games night and cards against humanity is on. the lans are fucking obliterating the scoreboard
#everyone expects jingyi to win some sets#and he does#it starts with one set won by lwj and the circle of friends laughs#like hey he can be funny#then lxc puts down the most insane cards#followed by sizhui#the laughter stops after the lans win 8 rounds#and the worst fucking thing is that they’re still so reserved like they always are#then lan qiren joins#I just know the lans are eldritch beings#mdzs#lan wangji#lan xichen#lan jingyi#lan sizhui
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Still getting used to the blonde but as long as he smiles like that idc what his hair looks like
#taylor came to Paris to serve#and he does#it actually could be worse#or maybe I just have really bad taste#taylor fritz#tennis
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Truly astronomical levels of cunt. They'll have to invent a new emmy category just for cuntery for her.
#they really gave this man 2000s britney curls#and put him in a hot girl outfit#and then told him to just serve#and he DOES#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#iwtv
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Blue Lily, Lily Blue ch 47 // The Raven King ch 67
#blueseyedit#ganseyedit#blueedit#trcedit#Bluesey#Gansey#Blue Sargent#TRC#quote posts#there's something very symbolic to me about this being turned back on Gansey#esp after Gansey tried and failed to wake Glendower whom he is so strongly paralleled/associated with#and the way death and sleeping are often metaphors for mental (and physical but in this case mental) illness#you can't always save yourself#it's not a matter of will power and just talking yourself out of your depression or suicidal ideation#and you can't always do for yourself what you can do for others#you can be a crucial lifeline and lifesaver for someone else and still not be able to claw your way out of your own mind by yourself#someone needs to be that lifeline for you in return#someone needs to reach back#Gansey can't wake himself up#but Blue can#Blue and Adam and Ronan and Henry and Noah together can reach out and bring him back from that edge#wake up she tells him#and he does
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