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Malewife Gaz comes back from deployment desperate for his mean, office siren gf <3
MDNI / dub con-ish / public sex / overstim / anal play / grinding / Kyle is kinda gross lol I luv him / he eats it from the back :D / they're both switches / squirting
Reader works in an office, but it's not clear what she does. She does have her own private office though ;) you go girl!
You're ignoring him.
Your phone isn't turned off, it's not even on silent, but you haven't flipped it right side up despite the near constant buzzing. Kyle has been texting, calling, but you're cross at the moment and don't feel like having it out with him on a work day.
You should turn your phone off. It's distracting, and a little inappropriate to have it making so much noise even through the walls cushioning your personal office.
The thing is, it's a little gratifying that he's desperately trying to reach you. Part of it is the satisfaction that he's a little anxious and wants to make it up, and part of it is wanting him to be extra sorry when you gets home.
Kyle had been able to call you all through the past month despite being on deployment. At least twice a week, you'd be laid up in bed or tucked away on lunch in your office telling him about your day. A rare treat for someone of his vocation, and something you appreciated greatly. The expectation you always set for yourself was zero contact - something to keep you from being hurt or placing more stress on him. Truly, your workaholic tendencies made you perfect for somebody that spent so much time deployed. When he came back, he made you take a break. There was a balance.
Typically you'd get a window of time for when he'd be back home. Your favourite thing to do was to cook a British classic for the occasion, usually bangers and mash - his favourite. You always had his preferred beer too, a brand you noticed he copied from Price. So cute. Yesterday morning he'd sent you a message that he'd be home for 9pm, a little late for dinner but the boys wanted to catch up at their favourite pub before they separated.
Only last night you'd sat at the table waiting for two full hours by yourself before giving up. His meal was packed in the fridge while you'd eaten yours by yourself on the couch with a glass of wine, texts going unanswered.
The worst part wasn't that he hadn't shown up. Sometimes that happened, when missions ran long or he'd gotten too into his cups with his team. It was annoying, but your tradition was to spend the day together when he got back, and you didn't mind having breakfast with him instead. You just didn't appreciate that he didn't even call or text about it, and that in the morning you found him sprawled on the couch with just his boxers and a mess of clothing tossed on the ground from the door to the living room couch. Socks, pants, his tank top.
So, petty as you are, you go to work and forego the tradition. Ignoring him. You dressed nice, too, black stockings and as tarty as you could without getting a call from HR. He hadn't seen you leave, but you wanted to get home and remind him what he was missing.
Your office phone rang once, twice, "hello?" The secretary at the front of the building was a nice enough lady, but she rarely called you directly. "Your lunch is here - the deliveryman is just waiting."
"Deliveryman?" You say skeptically. You hadn't ordered lunch. You'd brought Kyle's leftovers.
"Yep. Should I send him up?" Though you probably know who it is, you tell her you'll be down in the lobby instead. You'd prefer to be safe than sorry, in case it isn't Kyle.
It is.
He looks like a kicked puppy, holding some kind of takeout bag in one hand and a coffee in the other. He knows you love Los Vaqueros, the little coffeeshop next door. It's probably a macadamia nut latte, your favourite.
"Babe," he starts, sounding a little rough. Probably battling a hangover. He's wearing your favourite shirt, a tight black compression shirt that shows off his tits. Grey running sweats. Oh, he's good. "Is your phone dead?"
"I've got a pretty busy day today, Kyle," you're a little snotty about it. Your hip is cocked to the side. You want him to work a little. "I was in the middle of a meeting."
"You can't be that mad at me. I brought you macadamia and a caesar wrap. Come on, baby." He shifts the bag into the same hand as the coffee, using the other to show you his palm in apology.
You peer at him a little warily. It's times like this you wish he wasn't so tall, so that you could look at him all judgemental secretary like. You settle for arching a brow and squinting. "Go away now, I'll see you at home. I better not see any dirty socks on my floor, either."
"I cleaned them this morning, I swear."
"Good. Now scram, and give me that coffee." You reach for the coffee, but he intercept and grabs your elbow. Pulling you closer. "What- kyle--" his hands slides up to your upper back, making you shiver. When you don't pull away, he grins like a schoolboy and starts steering you down the hall. "I have work -!"
"I know, baby, but I really wanna make it up to you. Let me make it up to you." He's speaking quietly as to not alert the secretary a few feet away. He's leading you to the bathroom.
"No! Kyle, I'm at work. Goddammit, I have things to do-"
"No you don't." When you've turned the corner and are out of sight, he slides his hand from your back to your ass, squeezing hard, making you squeak. "And I need you. I woke up so hard. I need your pussy." He's close to whining, tucking his face close to your ear, smelling your hair.
Your voice goes high pitched, flustered, not expecting him to try and cajole you into fucking in a public bathroom. At your workplace no less. "We can't!"
He used to do this when you first started dating; get needy, corner you in some barely secluded place and get you both off one way or another. Quick and dirty. He swore he never fucked anyone else while deployed, and if it wasn't the trust you had in him it was how desperate he seemed to get when he got back that assured you of his faithfulness. Sometimes it was your favourite, just how whiney and flustered he would get. As a treat, if he'd been very good during dinner, you'd wake him up by sucking him off the morning he got back. Surely he had missed that this morning, what with how fast he'd led you to the employee bathroom. Good.
He locks the door behind you, and you let him kiss you a little. You don't see him put your food down, but he must because both his hands squeeze your waist. You rub your thighs together to soothe the pulsing arousal building in your belly.
You hand goes to his chest, pushing him. He's so strong, it takes you slapping his chest and shoulders to move back, panting. "We can't, I'm serious. Do you want me to get fired?"
He licks his lips, not even looking you in the eye. "You won't get fired, baby. Just be quiet. Let me take care of you-" you interrupt him by grabbing his face and squeezing his cheeks hard, making his lips pucker up.
"Can you not think with your cock? Couldn't you have dropped lunch off and waited for me back home like a good boy?"
He slides his big hands down your waist to your hips, tilting his hard cock so its pressed against you. Despite you holding him, he walks you both forward until your back hits the wall and he can grind against you hard. "Kyle- I'm not kidding," you say sternly, but don't move away. His cock rubs deliciously against your mons, not quite where you want it, but a good enough tease that your breath shudders out in a moan.
"Please, please, let me," he begs, grinding. Pressing his body right up to yours. You acquiesce a little, moving your hand from his face to down his pants and into his boxers. "Hrmmn-nn fuck, fuck," he whines. Bypassing his dick, you feel him start to hump desperately, like a dog. He shudders hard and you're squashed against the wall as you palm his balls, playing with them a little. You feel wetness drip down your wrist.
"Did you just come?" Honestly, you're delighted, but you make sure your tone is disappointed. Mean. Your pussy squeezes, wets your panties a little more. "Bad boy. I thought you were going to make it up to me?"
"Oh fuck, thank you baby. I'm sorry, I'll make it up to you still. Just give me a second."
"No way. Get to work." It's easy to bully him a little when he's so fresh from his orgasm. You push him onto his knees and lift a heel to rest it on that big, muscular thigh.
Your tits feel squashed in your bra as you breathe hard, looking down at him. He pushes his forehead against your stomach, pushing your skirt up while murmuring something into the fabric. You palm yourself, pinch your own nipples through the fabric. Feeling empowered, your hand goes to his hair and you grind your panty covered pussy right on his nose.
"Go on."
He licks you through the fabric, long laps of his tongue. Sucks on where your clit is, wetting the fabric. Kyle grips your thighs and pulls them wider apart, making you teeter dangerously on one heel, the other digging into his leg. He mouths at your panties and bites gently at you while your scratch his scalp and neck.
He moans, and finally pushes your underwear down. You clench as your wetness is exposed to the air, cooling you. Your clit stands up, peeking out of your hood. He gives it a little lick, directly on the underside where you're most sensitive. It makes you jump, not expecting it. He doesn't let you move away, instead wrapping his lips around you and sucking, hard.
"Oh Jesus--" your knees buckle a little, "Kyle, fuck," he pulls back and turns you around forcefully, making you arch. His hand finds your ankle and lifts your leg up and out, tongue finding your cunt once again. He eats you out like he's making out with you, like a sloppy kiss. His other hand squeezes where your ass and thigh meet, spreading you open.
"I missed you so much," he says. "I missed this pretty little cunt. Oh, jesus, I'm hard again." Of course he is - his refractory period has always been quick. This is a new record, though. "Can I fuck you, baby?"
You have to really force your words out, with how he spreads your asscheeks and licks your other hole. "Nn- no. You haven't - haven't earned it yet."
Kyle doesn't say anything to that, just curls his tongue in your ass and let's your ankle go to pinch your clit between two fingers, twisting it. You shout, then go still, remembering where you are. "Kyle --!" It sneaks up on you, how fast your orgasm comes. From your toes to your nipples, electricity shoots through you and tightens your skin. You tremble violently, soaking his fingers and his face. He stands up while you go through the aftershocks, hands stroking your belly and holding you from behind, crowding you and making you feel safe.
Kyle kisses your nape, sucks your earlobe a little. Waits like a gentleman. You lean back against him and squeeze his fingers.
"I'm gonna fuck you now." He's not asking anymore, and you're boneless, so you just spread your legs and let him push his cock into you slowly, enjoying the stretch. It makes you rise onto your tiptoes, letting him take your weight. He rocks into you slowly at first, hands roaming from your stomach to your tits to your throat. Pinching and squeezing, having earned your submission.
"I missed you too," you admit finally, breathily. "I love you, big boy."
Kyle hums, sucking a mark into your neck, picking up his pace. "I love you too." He nibbles on you a little. His thumb finds your asshole again, pushing in, making you whine high and thin. "You gonna be a good girl and come all over my cock? I've been waiting for this, you know. Your pussy feels like home."
Your cunt drips on him, making wet little sounds while he fucks you hard against the wall. You're still sensitive from coming earlier, so you squirm on his cock, squeezing around him. "Come inside me, please," you beg. You need to feel it. He uses his free hand to push your face into the wall, bucking into you once, twice, then holding himself taut as a bowstring. His hips grind minutely against your ass while he comes, flooding your pussy.
Kyle doesn't let you go, just pulls his cock and thumb out quickly, taking advantage of your stupor to cup your pussy and roughly squeeze your clit. You yelp, jumping, but keep your legs spread. Your peak is building again, and he knows it. Two of his big fingers find your stretched hole and push in, curling and rubbing viciously until the pressure builds and builds and your pussy contracts, pleasure slicing through your abdomen painfully. You cover your mouth with your hands just barely in time to shout, knees buckling with your orgasm.
If not for Kyle holding you up, you'd have fallen down to the floor. You shake, feeling cored. He nuzzles you sweetly, licking your ear. His hand pets your pussy gently until you push him away, way too sensitive.
"Can I take you home, babygirl?"
"Yes please," your voice is a croak.
Kyle is a little inconsiderate in this but I hope it didn't read as angst and more playfulness between established partners <3<3 I feel like Kyle is a very noble character and he puts a lot of pressure on himself. Always worrying about what the right thing is. I figure with reader he can let go a little :') reader is a little miffed but she's soft for her man <3
Also I wrote this on my phone between shifts during a 13 hour day so please forgive any typos or grammar mistakes
#kyle is a malewife#a simp#a MUNCH#kyle gaz garrick#gaz garrick#gaz x reader#kyle garrick#kyle garrick x reader#cod x reader#cod mw2#reader is a sexy mean office siren#she makes gaz WORK for it#and he does#because hes a good boy#kyle gaz garrick x reader#gaz garrick x reader#gaz garrick x you#kyle garrick x you#imagine#cod imagine#cod gaz#task force 141#drgnfly writes#kyle makes me go meow meow
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something something “there’s a lot to be said for a pair of kind, honest eyes”
#I know what you are Rupert#A SIMP#rupert campbell black#taggie o'hara#angelblack#rivals#rupert x taggie
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When Mark comments on Fernando’s post when he doesn’t follow him and wasn’t even tagged in the post…
WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MARK, WE ALL FUCKING KNOW
#a simp#that’s it Mark#you���re down bad for a man who you don’t even follow#fernando alonso#mark webber#webbonso
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OH.
MY.
SWEET.
BABY FENRIR.
I fucking LOVE Milo Rossi. HES SO FUCKING FUNNY AND EVERYTIME HE POPS UP ON MY FYP I JUST GIGGLE LIKE A 7 year old school girl. He combines my favorite things. Pretty man + history nerd + dry humor + sarcasm = Milo Rossi. We Stan Milo Rossi in this household. alright I’m done ranting now.
Milo slays :) (Go follow his yt: miniminuteman)
#milo rossi#I’m not affiliated with him in anyway#I just think he’s hot#Don’t judge me#hes a pretty boy#And I’m#a simp
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He looks so good im gonna explode
SORRY FOR POSTING MY KPOP STUFF BUT NOT SORRY STFU RAAAAH CHOI SAN-
ALSO MOTHER HEEY
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how to say 'oh my god i would die for you and im very close to doing that actually' casually??
#not abt geo at all#whenver you stalk my page next u'll see this#argh#also like does it take effort to be cute and hot at the same time#or does it come naturally#oh my god im simping#holy shit what have i become#a simp#and im fucking loving it#im also a shitshow#not loving that bit
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Sometimes I think "MCD Season 3 is fucking insane and I don't want to watch it again." and then I see clips of Laurance doing anything and suddenly I'm sold on whatever scene I have to watch to make that hit as hard as possible
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rereading the whispering skull and lucy is not at all subtle from BOOK TWO talking about lockwood’s sleeves being rolled up while he’s sparring…i know what you are …
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Sir Tim Laurence arriving at The Royal British Legion Festival of Remembrance at the Royal Albert Hall on 11 November 2023
#tim gets his own post because look at him#what a dork#the most unproblematic man to Ever#ALSO#he’s wearing his commonwealth war graves commission tie#the day after his wife became its President#he’s her biggest fan#a simp#we love to see it#tim laurence#timothy laurence#festival of remembrance#british royal family#brf#princess anne#princess royal
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I have never related to a protagonist more than I have Rae Taylor
#GIRLIE I GET IT#she’s just like me frfr#a simp#i’m in love with the villainess#I read the light novel and I’ve been meaning to watch the anime (I saw clips of it on YouTube)#but goddammit she gets me#rae taylor
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he really said "till death do us part with the forza ferrari bracelet" (i am so normal about it) - x
#HE'S SO NOT OKAY#get help (about me too)#A SIMP#gnawing at my phone#charles leclerc#ferrari#f1#jo.edit
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continued from here @generalzelgius
Appearances mattered, even when one expected privacy. It was the nature of being a First Class SOLDIER. The public eye was always critical, and when the tabloids ran low on mildly interesting topics to feed the public, they could tear a public figure to shreds over something as ridiculous as an outfit they wore on their own time. General Zelgius, however, was something of a public sweetheart. The droves of women he attracted and growing rumors of the rise of his own fanclub filled much of the space where criticism could have crept. He could have shown up in a t-shirt and some jeans and magazines would lose themselves over how domestic and husband material he was. Or maybe Genesis had just spent too long looking at the mirror, distracted. "I think you'll break every heart on the way to, at, and after the dinner. It's a good color on you." Although, if they did not leave HQ soon, they would be a bit more than fashionably late. This, of course, did not stop Genesis from flattening out the perfectly straight lapels of Zelgius' suit. Secretly, he wondered if his own outfit... complimented the other-- a long, tan trench coat, white button-down shirt, black pants. Did it make Zelgius look good? Fuck, why did he care in the first place. "You can preen in the car. It's waiting outside."
#generalzelgius#rp: tbd#verse: pre-Crisis Core#hello i offer u#a simp#skjdfksljd#AND HELLO I HAVE MISSED U
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Me: Just relax and watch Tristamp. You're so exhausted and stressed, no meta or anything Wolfwood: *appears* Me: Fuck
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@suirenfiles when @nottoyatodoroki exists uwu
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jjk have u and oc showered together?
"of course," jungkook says. "it's more efficient that way."
a sly smirk appears on his face. "okay, maybe i sneak into the bathroom when ___ showers, but it's become a habit."
"it's just very cozy, intimate. we both love it," jungkook explains. "oh, but only as long as ___ is in charge of the temperature." he lifts a finger. "she likes to shower with way too hot water." jungkook scrunches his nose briefly.
"but, y'know. i let her decide because i love spending time with her."
#a whipped man#a simp#everything for his one n only#ask my characters#darly asks#anon#fic: long way home
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