#and gobble it all up

[bakatenshii]

MERRYY CHRISTMAS MY LOVES, for christmas this yr this hellsite gifted me the lovely reminder of just how much of a dumpster fire it is by unfollowing mother weese (◞‸◟；)

I HOPE UR HAVING THE BEST HOLIDAYS AHHHH KISS KISS

[hooned]

[...] the streets are filled with citizens demanding the eradication of vampires, while special forces are intensifying the operation nationwide to apprehend these creatures once and for all. vampires are attempting to escape under the cover of night.

[shima-draws]

I am GOING to fucking CR Y

[rohirric-hunter]

Genuinely amused when people who don't know anything about Christianity try to draw on it as a source for their fantasy -- "Oh this is my half-demon OC who takes damage from holy things and is stuck in a church, better hope that communion wine in the back doesn't spill anywhere!" You mean the regular. wine in the back? The very normal alcohol that is completely indistinguishable from any other alcohol to anyone at all until the actual communion ceremony? The Mogen David? That wine? Okay. Sure. *is imagining your OC screaming and running from a liquor store*

[legionofpotatoes]

puss in boots 2 is the real deal. this cat isn't just passionately voiced by antonio banderas and rendered in a stunning new style that pushes 3d further out of the generic wax museum; he also has anxiety

[includingyuu]

img; "Hello! Dropping off some Damnation! Vil fanart, don't mind me! I adore @shiny-jr 's writings so much they pulled me out of my creative block, I can't believe I waited as long as I did to read their damnation series! Feel free (PLEASE) to talk to me about it!" end.

*Hits them with my anime-ification beam (it has glitter, too, if you care)*

☹ Do not repost or steal my artwork! ☹

[sanjiafterhours]

if i joined in the ace retrieval mission, they'd have to surgically remove me from his dick

[daeneryspilled]

“i, criston cole, a grown man in my early twenties (when the show starts), met the princess when she was 14 (in hotd) and 8 (in f&b), groomed her, and then had sex with her while she was intoxicated (and still a teenager) but my stans seem to believe that i, A GROWN MAN, was the one taken advantage of and raped.”

even though she was a child in f&b and these were unsubstantiated rumors. even though he’s been an adult since the show started and she was still a kid. even though he’s been her closest confidant for years and watched her grow up. even though the writers and producers and show runners and actors ALL AGREE that it was meant to be consensual in the show. CRISTON is the one who was taken advantage of? CRISTON is the one who was raped? either get real or get slapped because i have no time for that type of bullshit.

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Gods, I was not ready for Ifan's bedroom scene. I don't know what I expected, but... NOT. ALL. THAT. 🙊🙈 Not the whole process. It's been a while, but it really is now just permanently embedded in my brain.

It starts so sweet and awkward. At least, depending on your choices. (Though the more impatient route is also very much worth starting with. Look, I've replayed it the normal number of times, okay?)

Just having a little chat about all the enjoyable time spent together. Either way, it quickly evolves into the most delightful (and also horny) love confession I've ever heard in a video game. Or, well, anywhere.

💕 Peppered with some sweet and a bit wild intimacy in between, it makes for a steamy situation as it is. Before, Ifan came off as rather shy. The narrator mentions him blushing and acting a bit awkwardly quite a few times. Well, turns out the man is fucking feral and has been holding on by his fingernails the whole time, when all he can think about is the Godwoken, how much he loves them, and about railing them in a hundred different ways. This was the moment I thought, "I'll be replaying this game, armed with this knowledge, huh? Yeah, I will."

And don't get me started about the particularly naughty bits. Wait, too late, I've already started. Because HOLY HELL?!

This thing is very... interactive.

And...

This is just a very nice, clean, and polite way to say my girl can feel his huge throbbing-- (gets forcefully dragged off the platform)

Forgive me, I've just got a bit carried away. Get it? Carried away... ANYWAY.

As I said, INTERACTIVE. OF COURSE, SHE UNDRESSES HIM. THIS IS A GAME FOR TWO.

I feel completely normal about (gestures vaguely) all of this. (tea cup starts developing cracks in the grip of her hand) Among other things, the narrator also tells you what his scent is like, what he feels like, what he tastes like. You know, normal things.

And they even tell you exactly when...

(fruity gasp) OKAY! That's something they wrote in and had the narrator say. They had the poor man narrate all that and more.

They make sure to let me know that my girl is getting the banging of her life. Good for her. 🧁 Thanks, Larian, that's important to me. Tell me more.

We even get a dedicated climax button, among other things. You're not allowed to RP having a lame time. Sex with Ifan is canonically either good, very good, or extremely fucking good. The only option lacking from the selection is crying out his name.

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL OF IT.

Larian.

LARIAN.

Listen to me.

Look at me.

Look into my eyes.

Larian...

DO IT AGAIN.

I'll pay for a DLC.

[natasha-in-space]

So I'm replaying Ray's After ending rn, and it got me thinking that what I adore so much about Rika as an antagonist is just how damn scary she can be. I always found those who cause harm with good intentions (at least in their point of view) much scarier than those who hurt you with pure intention on hurting you. I think the best example of it is this CG in particular:

Look at that. Such a loving, gentle expression on her face. Probably kissing his forehead. Because she loves him. Heck, without any context, this CG looks even sweet, if you think about it. And yet, all that is while Saeyoung is forcefully sedated on a powerful concoction of drugs even a trained agent like him can't do anything about (and Saeyoung WAS definitely trained to deal with this sort of thing, hence it's mentioned that this is a 'special' kind of drugs). He looks miserable. Bags under his eyes, his expression pained and troubled, even his hair is paler than usual. All that as a direct result of her actions. But she's utterly blind to it. What's scarier, is that she knowingly shuts off her understanding of what's really happening. She's not oblivious to it at all. She just chooses not to see it that way. Simply because she doesn't want to.

Rika is the type of antagonist that will cup your cheek into her warm hand with the most loving of smiles on her face, all while you are getting elixir poured down your throat. Even whispering to you that you're doing great, that the pain will soon pass, and that she can't wait to see you reach the happiness she knows you deserve. I won't be surprised if she even cried genuine tears of compassion during some ceremonies for her believers. All while being the sole reason behind their suffering.

And that's... God, that's terrifying to me. I love that about her.

Rika Kim, they could never make me hate you

[kindlespark]

anywayyy i shouldn't be surprised the tumblr fan reaction is so wild bc it's been like 6 straight months of dunking on groomed and manipulated 17 yr olds and calling a teenage girl slurs every time i log on here which is why i quarantined myself to twitter in the first place. goodbye <3

[amourningcrow]

(This got a little long-ish so I put it under a cut, it's just me daydreaming about Lucanis's romance)

I've been thinking about him a lot and how some people already pointed out that crows sometimes bring gifts to people they like and I'm sitting here like...

Have you considered the following: Lucanis really likes knives. It's on the list of things he likes the most in this world. Mary Kirby said so herself. So what if - hear me out here - WHAT IF he gifted you DAGGERS (or swords for a warrior Rook ig idk)?

He'll make it look like he doesn't really care - 'I found this lying around, thought you could use it' and he won't look you in the eye. (Maybe he will blush a little bit and then I will die. I will cease to exist immediately.)

And then he slowely starts bringing you more!! 'You really need better gear to defend yourself, why are you using that rusty old blade?' And he's shaking his head and pressing it into your hand before you can do anything, vehemently denying that he's worried about you. This happens a couple of times. Maybe we can tease him a bit.

And then right at the end, after he and Rook actually get together, you'll notice him acting a little suspicious, leaving on his own a lot more, asking weird questions (what's your favourite gem stone? favourite metal?) and before the final fight he'll present you with this BEAUTIFUL dagger, hilt like the beak of a crow and decorated with little gem stones and - and idk, he'll ask you to stay safe and that he commissioned this blade just for you, so you had some part of him with you! Even though he can't be right next to you all the time, his dagger will protect you.

Or something. Idk. This likely won't be in the game, so I'll just have to write the fic myself I guess.

[drawbauchery]

I made sure to mix in some of your favorite characters with your least favorite characters to balance things out

[oddthesungod]

ashton protecting a very hurt orym in the fight from last nights episode 🤌🤌🤌🤌

[oldworldwidgets]

look, in all my time on fo4 tumblr and on the fo4 subreddit where hatred runs rampant, ive still only seen two valid criticisms of the railroad as a faction. ever.

(im putting aside the whole entire slavery allegory for the purposes of this post)

these two criticisms are:

if you (yes, you. the player) fundamentally disagree with the notion that synths are sentient people, the organization makes no sense and is useless. i cant change your bedrock beliefs on what constitutes a person, so this criticism stands

the mind wipes might border on unethical. the idea is good and well-intentioned, but it kinda sucks in practice. synths can choose not to have the procedure, but the railroad's catastrophizing about what will happen if they dont feels coercive sometimes. i could probably be convinced otherwise, but i think this is a pretty good point

thats it. there are no more. im absolutely open to (and would love, actually) yall trying to change my mind but just know that if your criticisms are:

they're short-sighted; the organization will eventually dissolve because there will be no more synths left to help

they have no plan nor reason to help synths post-institute; the moment the institute explodes, so does the railroad

they're too narrow-minded; they should be helping people too, not just synths

by destroying the institute, they're stopping the production of synths; this nullifies their efforts in saving synths and is even, dare i say, hypocritical

their password being railroad is far too simple and the freedom trail is too easy to follow; theyre just asking for another switchboard

[insert member of the railroad, usually desdemona] is mean; the organization is full of assholes

then ur efforts will be wasted on me. all of these criticisms are bad <3