#Larian really went and wrote Ifan x Reader smut fic

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

Gods, I was not ready for Ifan's bedroom scene. I don't know what I expected, but... NOT. ALL. THAT. 🙊🙈 Not the whole process. It's been a while, but it really is now just permanently embedded in my brain.

It starts so sweet and awkward. At least, depending on your choices. (Though the more impatient route is also very much worth starting with. Look, I've replayed it the normal number of times, okay?)

Just having a little chat about all the enjoyable time spent together. Either way, it quickly evolves into the most delightful (and also horny) love confession I've ever heard in a video game. Or, well, anywhere.

💕 Peppered with some sweet and a bit wild intimacy in between, it makes for a steamy situation as it is. Before, Ifan came off as rather shy. The narrator mentions him blushing and acting a bit awkwardly quite a few times. Well, turns out the man is fucking feral and has been holding on by his fingernails the whole time, when all he can think about is the Godwoken, how much he loves them, and about railing them in a hundred different ways. This was the moment I thought, "I'll be replaying this game, armed with this knowledge, huh? Yeah, I will."

And don't get me started about the particularly naughty bits. Wait, too late, I've already started. Because HOLY HELL?!

This thing is very... interactive.

And...

This is just a very nice, clean, and polite way to say my girl can feel his huge throbbing-- (gets forcefully dragged off the platform)

Forgive me, I've just got a bit carried away. Get it? Carried away... ANYWAY.

As I said, INTERACTIVE. OF COURSE, SHE UNDRESSES HIM. THIS IS A GAME FOR TWO.

I feel completely normal about (gestures vaguely) all of this. (tea cup starts developing cracks in the grip of her hand) Among other things, the narrator also tells you what his scent is like, what he feels like, what he tastes like. You know, normal things.

And they even tell you exactly when...

(fruity gasp) OKAY! That's something they wrote in and had the narrator say. They had the poor man narrate all that and more.

They make sure to let me know that my girl is getting the banging of her life. Good for her. 🧁 Thanks, Larian, that's important to me. Tell me more.

We even get a dedicated climax button, among other things. You're not allowed to RP having a lame time. Sex with Ifan is canonically either good, very good, or extremely fucking good. The only option lacking from the selection is crying out his name.

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL OF IT.

Larian.

LARIAN.

Listen to me.

Look at me.

Look into my eyes.

Larian...

DO IT AGAIN.

I'll pay for a DLC.