#and go get a new one and thats like cute to me.

[migueoth]

MIGUEOTH CRIMES NEW CHARACTER REF SHEET JUST DROPPED!!!!!!!! 🏃

I present to you, the cooler Migueoth. Better than before, huh?

Now he has just as much lore as he had before, and im going to info dump 😈

INFO DUMP BELOW ↓

Lol. I think I should start by thanking @ellenofteamcealverse for this. Because, honestly, she is basically the reason why migueoth became such a funny and iconic character (and mandy too for adopting me in january 26th, sunday at 11 am 🥺).

Everything started back at 2022... when I had a super duper mega idea: WHAT IF I made myself a snail persona? "bro im such a genius" I thought. Turns out I really were a genius there. Except Migueoth wasn't his name, he was called "Oli lesma" instead. Lesma means snail in portuguese. And he was a femboy for some reason.

After 2022, I completely forgot about oli lesma, he just became important again when I made my Tumblr account in 2024. I decided having a persona for myself would be a nice idea again, and then I remembered about oli lesma. of course I had to redesing him, and at first my idea was making him inspired on my appearence, his name was Manxs (my nickname). Not much time later his character end up blooming into a new migueoth, now inspired by Gudetama. A lazy no energy guy. That was basically getting rid of the idea of him being a reflection of myself, what started Migueoth's new character arch.

Follow Migueoth evolution below loll

I remember how one of my friends said my ideas were icky because I mentioned making more bug inspired characters. Well, turns out I end up doing it anyways.

I simply love mixing up ideas and making character designs. I'll show some of my inspirations for Migueoth

Isn't he adorable 🥺

Maybe that also makes his anatomy easier to understand now.

It's funny that even when I try not to make him inspired on myself, he ends up being like me anyways. Maybe I just have a snail personality too

Well, now about how Migueoth became Migueoth Crimes. Everything started in a sunday..... 11 AM... when I had just woke up and found out I got adopted by Mandy 😭😭 I know how random it sounds, especially when you have no idea of who mandy is. He is one of ellen's characters that for some reason is the formula of character development, and that formula accidentally spilled on migueoth! Oh no oh yeah.

Actually, 70% of his lore was made up by silly jokes that ended up being way too genius to stay just as a joke. After I got adopted by Mandy, Migueoth had to become a criminal, and thats how I just joked about him being a hitman and thats what we got lol

Jokes aside, on his actual lore, he was a criminal since his 5 first snail years

Fun fact: the biological weapon happened in real life. and I MADE IT IN 6TH GRADE. except i didn't killed anyone, unlike migueoth. Also I got away with it because im just a quiet teachers pet anyway 😊😊

As mentioned above, he also got gifted his first and only gun, since he got so attached to it they became best friends. Migueoth and Doris are partners in crime and in friendship. Connor (his brother who is the UNIVERSE basically) gifted Doris to him on his 5th birthday.

Yeah you might think "Ohhh... buts its too dangerous to give a kid a gun!" yeah exactly, but their surname is crimes what did you expect lol. Not to mention they support and influence migueoth in his criminal life in every way. You might think thats worrying but all i think is how cute a family is (PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE THAT KID)

Along with being a hitman, Migueoth also had more criminal jobs to his crimes list, but thats not all! He also had silly jobs like party mascot for kids birthdays and even babysitter. He just happens to make his dad proud.

And the question is

@mandycommitscrimes Are YOU proud of your son? 🫵🤨

I think its funny to mention he retired from most of his jobs but still has 56. At this point it's not even for making Mandy proud, he just enjoys working. Yayy a floor to mop! Yayyy dishes.

Although, he still spends his quality time with both his family and being the clumsy criminal he is. Funny to say this, Migueoth love his family just like Mandy, we could say he takes after his dad but, well, he is adopted. 😞 Sorry to break it to you, buddy.

Migueoth has his biological family and it took him 20+ years for him to finally meet them. He has two lesbian moms. They're worms for the only reason worms can change their sex when needed. So it makes the possibility of him having lesbian moms possible.

It's actually sad because Mandy kidnapped migueoth almost the same minute he was born, her mothers couldn't even take a look at his face because their baby got stolen 💔 They also didn't got time to actually name him, so Mandy was the one who named him "Migueoth". Now you may ask, wow, how did he choose such an unique name?

Random word generator.

heeehee funny lesbians worms

BRUH. JOHN SMITTY IS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN

ELLEN COME GET YOUR DUMB KID😡😡

shut up

aw no, he pointed out a plot hole i thought no one was going to notice 💔 I'll have to make up a nonsensical explanation to that now. Uhhh let me get another paper to explain.

We also came up with migueoth having two moms while joking. Actually it was a typo of mine. I just decided making them worms would make sense since 7th grade science class... teacher was explaining about worms and that got my attention more than it should. Yeah, i know both worms get pregnant and they lay a bunch of eggs. JUST LET ME MAKE SILLY EXCUSES PLEASE 💔

Actually...

It's because of Sthella's part of family. Basically we can say she holds snail DNA because of her dad's father. Back when her grandmother met her grandfather, interracial marriage was forbidden, so two different species couldn't marry legally.... But they married anyway. yeah.

Migueoth just got lucky to be born a snail lol. It actually would raise controversies over Sthella and Annelia. "The worms who had a snail baby" it would get in the news and newspapers but they didn't even got time to tell people about their baby because a half centimeter tall pink fly moth thing just casually kidnapped their baby. Kinda saved them from stupid questions, but that doesn't cover the fact it caused them a big trauma. Sthella and Annelia spent their lives looking for their lost baby, and when they finally found him, he was already an adult wearing a suit, holding a sentient gun with canadian accent and calling an ugly ass pink insect his dad.

Crazy, huh? Yeah, but that's just Migueoth Crimes' lore. expect me posting A LOT about him in the future because he is to precious to be forgotten.

That's it 🫶

ellen's characters:

John Smitty

Little Mandy crimes

[loveregrown]

I believe in Tsumugi healthy weight gain I've talked about this so many times but I love to think that he was underweight as a child and into his early teens (he already had a comically large frame he was lanky like beanpole) partially due to his living situation & the neglect partially due to the depression & how truly hard it is to eat sometimes. And now he's big and soft like a teddy bear. Want to bite a chunk out of him...

[heartorbit]

i just wanted to draw the ave mujica outfits .

[sieglinde-freud]

let it be known that i love prince inigo with my whole soul. however sometimes it is SO much fun to think about owain and his two most loyal-est knights you ever seen: worst guy in the world #1 and worst guy in the world #2. i love retainer inigo and severa so much. retainers who bully you and make fun of you and trash on you but they’d leave behind everyone and everything they ever knew to follow you and protect you in a whole new universe. they love you so much that they’d swear allegiance to total strangers but that loyalty pales in comparison to what they’d do for you. and they were all lovers!!!!!!!

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍

(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)

[milkbreadtoast]

looking back at the yjh webtoon screencaps i have saved and giggling... hes so cute... moe... my pookie ^___^ 🥰🥰 poor little meow meow woof woo- *eliminated where i stand*

also these poses are sooooo... 꺄아악🖤🫣🫣🫣🫣

[boxwinebaddie]

rip in honor of an anon who asked me to have ravenstan and jerseykyle write them something cute ( smh jk )

this never fails to be funny to me

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i hope they add charles to rivals soon i need to have an aneurysm over what to make my desktop wallpaper and i know his MVP intros are gonna add to my problem

[anotherpapercut]

one of the 3rd graders at work has become very attached to me recently and does not want to leave my side and today he had to go home while he was in another room and one of my coworkers said over the walkie "*kids name* really wants to come say goodbye to you, Orion. he's on his way" and a few seconds later he like burst through the doors, hugged me super tight, and then ran back out of the room. I almost cried

[gilfhunter069]

Being autistic with extreme hyperfixations is so funny bc i'll be like "Yea I'm p sure I'm mulitfandom/mulitshipper" and then I only focus on one hyperfix for months/year on end, go silent until I pick up something else and never speak about that hyperfix again. Or get uncomfortable of another ship involving one of the characters of the ship i'm extremely attached too. And then I realize I am neither of those, but in fact a secret third thing.

[strawberry-cowmilk]

I swear a sales trick is putting a cute little smiley face on your coffee to go plushie keychain because the hardest thing I did this week was leave him at the store while he was looking at me with those little eyes

[sunbedo]

last night i dreamt i held you (stardew valley 1.6 update for console) in my arms.....

[todayisafridaynight]

mine thing im crazy about today: the strained grin he gives when pretending like hes not about to attempt murder on his subordinate hes literally What did something good happen :)

in his defense (the only one he gets) kinda stupid to be talking shit about the chairman for being young when the chairman of the company YOURE in (whos 2 feet in front of you and known to be nutty) is younger lol

ITS LEGITIMATELY SOOOOO GOOD mine's the most valid person on earth for stabbing a wank right after his Cinnamon Apple (platonic) just presumably kicked the bucket and this twat's cheerin bout it. WHILE SAYIN HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO BE IN THAT POSITION OF POWER BUT THEN THE NEXT BREATH SAYIN HIS BOSS (WHO IS YOUNGER) SHOULD BE NEXT IN LINE ☠️☠️ absolute kissasses the lot of em..

[13eyond13]

Time to start reading The Queen of the Damned I GUESS

[killuaisaprincess]

Someone likes my edit

Me:

[crimmson]

between my computer deciding to rebel, and work, and life, and I feel like I have a perpetual minor cold with that kinda slightly stuffy feel and that taste in the back of my throat,

I am kindly requesting someone to just Old Yeller me at this point