#and get rid of hosts

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

The worst thing any awards show can do is try to be funny and entertaining. Just shows us the outfits and tell us who won, that's all anyone cares about.

[pandadrake]

Horses. I really like that other movie that Hobie's voice actor was in.

IDK why I ended up putting so much effort into the rendering this was just supposed to be a shitpost.

Hobie's pose is heavily referenced from a shot from the movie Nope (2022). The background texture is also from the same frame.

Miguel is cast as the stressed-out, half-Latino, tech guy with an angel name who watches camera feeds all day and bitches about his life to people he just met.

[cozylittleartblog]

Hello! 🦠 anon here again... I'm not sure if my ask wast sent so im gonna ask again,

What are your headcanons on swatch? Can you tell more of your concept of them? Like how do you view him? I would really appreciate it even it's like small fun facts! thanks a lot :)

you're fine i didn't have art to post so i didn't log in for a few days. uhhhhhh SwatchThoughts(tm):

they're the head butler ofc, but they're also queen's right-hand-man (gender neutral), her #1 bestie. they know everything about her, even about lancer before the events of ch2. they will literally do anything she asks and anything that will entertain her. it's tiring and they do complain sometimes but they enjoy their work, they know what a kind person she really is and that she's generally a good ruler, so they like to make her happy :)

weirdly competitive. nobody beats them in queen's monthly fruit-smashing competition and if you somehow do, they're a good sport but You Will Not Win Next Month. You Won't.

workaholic. oh god they wear so many hats in the mansion and they're so tired all the time, it's a miracle they get everything done

the color cafe is a regular butler cafe up front and a host club in the back. a handful of the birds, including swatch, can be paid (at quite high rates, swatch especially) to join you for drinks or sweets, flirt with you, cuddle - p much have a sweet and lightly romantic time. you would not believe how much money spamton dumped into the host club back in the day. their undisputed #1 customer even 20 years later

i generally view them as very asexual (demi specifically. + nonbinary) but they still love their host work! it's fun, they like making people happy and playing at being a romantic. and the sweets. they like the sweets just as much 🍰

damn good chef and an even better baker

very polite but short tempered 😔 they're quick to rough up people who don't follow the rules or who just personally annoy them/cause chaos, and they always win

they are the tallest swatchling, at 9 feet tall. Beast. good for carrying queen on their broad shoulders though!

their feathers, which are all slightly curly, have a slight iridescence to them that tint, along with accents on their outfit, in accordance to their mood or the paint they've been drinking . the default is pink

dressed to the nines 24/7. even on their time off.

they adore their birds. they spawned each and every single one of them (the ones in their own flock that work for queen, anyway), they know all their names even when everyone's the same color and they remember what's going on in their lives. which is impressive when there's at least a couple hundred of them ;;;

their favorite flavor of paint is dusty lilac

their favorite normal flavor is strawberry

as an art program they not only create things for lightners but also for queen ! they design a lot of things for her with her input, and with as quickly as they can draw things directly into the dark world they're always working on things for her, while dressing up their cafe for themed events in-between.

the underside of their tail is a swatchbook

they love being pet please pet them please please please p

[recreationaldivorce]

i installed the tumblr app bc tumblr on a mobile web browser was just awful but i tried tumblr web on mobile again just now and it seems ok... might uninstall the app

[sunflowerdragonsunny]

Thinking about reading the manga for all the animes I watched as a kid

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

iyhsb my absolute beloved,,

[maraschinotopped]

artfight attack dump number twoooo

characters (left to right): Flicker, Gardener, Vessel, Peach Bomber, L1NuX, Marbre & Mary Byrrd, Sketchpad, and Glam

[moodlesmain]

Saotome Ranma and Fujioka Haruhi should be friends

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Hanging out and waiting for the flea spray to dry and then I get to vacuum again and wipe down everything in my room!!! Yippee!!!!

[eldritch-bf]

I’ve got some kind of curse on my boy pussy. Guys will hit it once or twice and it’s fine but hit it thrice and it makes them go cuckoo for cocoa puffs. last guy wanted me to marry him after knowing each other for a week, saying we were made for each other, and that he loved me (several times) I thought he was just saying that because of the edible. no. he was serious. now this other guy is asking if we can discuss me quitting my job to become his for real sex slave. first of all no. second of all your dick is not nearly good enough. also tonight he smelled REALLY weird. No idea what the smell is but I made Hemlock roll in my bed to get rid of it.

[nyamikawaii]

my alters are all scared of me. they call me a persecutor. they give me a codename and don’t speak of me in public. “if i leave, koyori will come back…” and? i’m doing more for this body than any of the rest of you have. you should count yourself lucky that i’m here <3

[space-ninja-fashion-show]

Sometimes running public exterminate bounties is a lot of fun, with really nice random squads who breeze through the mission together, stick together for multiple runs, and overall get up to fun nonsense

And then sometimes it's this

[cagneyblooms]

(shows off poppets design like a girlboss)

(also adult poppet as a treat!)

[ptsd-tiger]

isn't it amazing how every single attempt to try and fix myself comes immediately crashing down on me because tiger always resurfaces. really funny joke, it is.

[fingertipsmp3]

I really feel like eurovision this year was rigged, and not even because of the mic stuff or ABBA’s 50th anniversary. I just don’t believe Austria got that few votes from the public

[dexaroth]

this is just my webpages and 3 gifs 😭 is 50gb even gonna be enough when i upload my gallery...