#and funny af but is low-key

[emolionsrawr]

gerrard: buckley, what in the devils name are you doing?

buck, with a clipboard in hand: well, gerrard, i was going over everything in the firehouse and i noticed some things

gerrard: what is it buckley?

buck: well, you sir are in violation of the sexual orientation, gender identity or gender expression discrimination act, over the past week i've noticed you refer to henretta wilson with slurs, very offensive slurs, as well as myself, due to this myself and mrs wilson have made note of each time you've done this, and reported it to our head HR representative, this here *hands gerrard a piece of paper* is a letter from the chief, requesting your presence for a meeting about your retirement

gerrard: you fucking fa-

bobby: i'd be careful if i was you gerrard, and get out of MY firehouse

gerrard: *screws up the paper and leaves*

chimney: see i told you all we needed to do was set clipboard buck on his ass

hen: look i know i'm a lesbian, but buck has never looked so good before

buck: i am the defender of lesbians!!

[hikingofthenoldor]

Fat Cock Pride Flag

aka a quick sketch of my literal shower thought on how to maximize nazi annoyance by means of designing a special pride flag

No (semi) seriously tho. Take our beloved Fette Henne but make her actual poultry and gay and maybe also trans (make her a fat cock is what I am saying) and slap that wondrous bird on our boring old black red and golden banner. Et voilà, a very fine piece of art designed specifically to drive any nationalist right-wing homophobe crazy and make you, mein linksgrünversiffter Freund, comfortable to wear the colours of Schland again.

[sagearts3004]

I think my favorite part about Skyrim is actually the glitches

Can’t get arrested by a guard who’s literally in the ground anywhere else

Can’t find a dragon spinning in circles halfway in the ground anywhere else either

Theres also the glitch where you sell everything to a shopkeeper till they run out of money, quick save, punch them, reload the save, and they have money again

[hellfirenacht]

I have the option to do the funniest (to me) and cruelest (to y'all) ending for Wing Man. I won't, but I could.

[kokiri-clori]

Omg just when I thought Four was done he just goes off on Wild! Yes Four, I 100% agree!This conveys my true feelings about TOTK mechanics tbh. Fight me! I'm up for debates.

All of Four is offended by the existence of these ‘weapons’ and is in agreement that they do not deserved to exist.

[eclips-moon]

Cute things the Batboys do in a relationship:

Dick Grayson (Nightwing)

Morning Texts: This dude lives for sending those “Good morning, beautiful ” texts, usually with some goofy selfie where his hair’s a mess. He just wants to be the first thing you smile about.

Random Dance Breaks: If you’re in the kitchen or just standing around, Dick will 100% spin you around for a random dance. He’ll hum some random tune and make you laugh like it’s a movie moment.

Spontaneous Picnics: Out of nowhere, he’ll hit you with a “meet me at the park” text, and you show up to find he’s got a whole cute picnic setup. The dude’s got snacks, a blanket, and everything ready like a rom-com lead.

Cuddle Monster: Watching a movie? Cuddling. Sitting on the couch? Cuddling. He’s got an arm around you, pulling you into his chest every chance he gets. And don’t even get me started on bedtime—he’s glued to you.

Pet Names: You’re never just your name. It’s always “Sweetheart,” “Princess,” or something that’ll make you blush and roll your eyes. He loves seeing you react.

Jason Todd (Red Hood)

Cooking Shenanigans: He’s lowkey a beast in the kitchen, but acts like he needs your help. Next thing you know, you’re tossing flour at each other, making a mess, and laughing like idiots.

Protective as Hell: Jason’s that guy who’ll drape his jacket over you before you even realize you’re cold. If it’s raining, he’s got the umbrella over you—he doesn’t care if he gets soaked.

Books & Notes: He’ll leave books for you to read with little handwritten notes inside. Some are funny, some are deep, but he’s always thinking about you even when he’s not there.

Late Night Rides: He’s all about taking you on rides around the city late at night. It’s quiet, and the world feels like it’s just the two of you while the cool breeze whips by.

Forehead Kisses: Not super into PDA, but will definitely kiss your forehead when it’s just you two. It's his way of saying “I got you” without saying a word.

Tim Drake (Red Robin)

Study Dates: Tim’s ideal date is just chilling in a coffee shop, both of you working on stuff, but occasionally reaching over to hold hands or sneak in a quick kiss. He’s not the clingy type, but loves quiet closeness.

Geeky Gifts: He’s that guy who’ll surprise you with some gadget or comic you mentioned once. His memory for stuff you like is insane, and he’ll always find something that makes you smile.

Random Nerd Facts: You’ll be mid-conversation and he’ll just drop some random fact about the universe or tech that he knows will make you roll your eyes. He lives for those reactions.

Caring Vibes: Tim’s the type to bring you tea when you’re stressed or randomly tell you to take a break. And when you’re sad? He’ll pull you into his lap without saying anything—just wants to make sure you’re okay.

Subtle Compliments: He’s not super vocal, but you’ll catch him staring at you, and when you ask why, he’ll just casually be like, “You’re stunning,” with the softest smile. Smooth af.

Damian Wayne (Robin)

Low-Key Sweet: Damian won’t say it, but he shows love in little ways. Your favorite snack? He’ll just get it. Something broken? Fixed. His love language is basically “silent but effective.”

Learning Your Hobbies: Whatever you’re into, he’ll make it his mission to learn it. You mention an interest? Bet, he’s researching it like it’s a case for Batman. It’s his way of being involved without being obvious.

Animals Everywhere: He’s constantly bringing over animals, like “This cat needs to meet you.” If his pets like you, that’s basically a proposal in Damian-speak. And they always like you.

Art Hangouts: He loves painting, so sometimes he’ll invite you to join him, and it turns into a competition of who can make the dumbest art. Expect lots of teasing.

Acts of Service: He won’t say “I love you” all the time, but you’ll feel it in the way he does things for you—like carrying your stuff, fixing something, or just being there when you need him.

[yellowwwcrayon]

There's this very funny little detail in season 2 episode 5 where they are all cheering Hyunju's team winning the six-legged race and Jungbae turns and looks like he's about to hug Gihun or something and sees Inho/Gihun cheering off screen and he looks low key kinda startled by whatever homoerotic touching was going on between them, and he goes and hugs Daeho and Junhee again (he already hugged them) and it's the funniest thing ever to me.

(^ here's them standing next to Jungbae, Jungbae turns and looks at Inho, whatever he sees is weird af or something but he doesn't hug either of them, and turns back around and hugs the other two wholesome ones)

He was a pretty solid bro and never tried to get in the way between Gihun and Inho. (yes I am still bitter Inho killed him. I understand why for plot sakes, but still) I mean, if it were Sangwoo, Inho probably wouldn't even have gotten the chance to sit next to Gihun in the first place (Sangwoo would probably be suspicious of Inho very early on. Inho had it easy with Jungbae).

And the two of them calling Gihun "hyung" would have been diabolical.

[certifiedsexed]

hey i'm just curious: is this blog religiously tolerant of christians? not like Mormons or any of those freaks but like: are you fine with regular Christians without trying to tell them to abandon religion or convert, I've just had bad experiences (don't say "only if you aren't racist or homophobic" don't assume I am its low key very offensive to assume i'm a bigot off the bat)

Given mormonism is an off-branch of christianity, I don't think you have any room to be calling them freaks. Nor should you be, just to be clear.

Also, I do think its funny to find it offensive someone might question how tolerant you are because your religion has, for hundreds of years, been involved in pushing and institutionalizing colonialism and homo/transphobia but that's separate.

To be clear, no, I don't give AF about your religion, I don't know enough about you or your life to give any encouragement on leaving, converting or continuing with your religion, though I will warn you that I already pissed off the catholics by celebrating pope francis' death so like, if you'd be pissed off by something like that, it might only be a matter of time before I manage to do the same to y'all.

[larcenywrites]

any headcanons about what dating logan/wolverine might be like? 👀

I can try 😮‍💨 just like with sabretooth, I worry I can’t properly capture him… but we can always dabble around with ideas!

Wolverine x Reader

Warnings: definitely has nsfw | one line does refer to reader being AFAB |

🍺 Sigh… the real question is, how are you going to get in a relationship with this man 😒

🍺 Never mind whether he’s still pining after Jean or not, the guy just refuses to commit 🙄 doesn’t matter if you’ve fucked or not.

🍺 But let’s skip that whole dramatic montage and say you did manage to finally tie him down just a little 🤏

🍺 It’s not like Logan doesn’t have fun or smile or know how to love! But when it comes to an actual bona fide relationship… it’s just harder to comfortably do those things. He’s lived a long time, been through nearly every type of trauma, hates himself for what he is half the time, and, while it hides well behind all that attitude, he’s afraid of a lot of things— from himself to the world.

🍺 So it makes it hard for him to love like that. Feelings are kinda hard for him to talk about 😔 at least, at first. Later on it gets easier, and while his tone may still be soft and gruff and he might sound reserved, but he won’t shy away from any sweet pillow talk anymore 🥺 though… any specific topics pertaining to a future… he’s probably a little more eager to switch to something else 😣

🍺 He’ll definitely be all growly if you start playing with his hair 😤 believe it or not, he’s a little particular about his grooming, and still a little funny about being unexpectedly touched at times— even by his partner.

🍺 But perhaps the real show of love here is the fact that he still won’t stop you 🥲

🍺 Usually the free time he has is spent fucking shit up in the danger room or drinking at his favorite spot, but he will actually take you on dates that don’t involve either! (But let’s be honest, it’s kinda hot to watch him tear shit up sometimes 😏)

🍺 It’s canon that Logan enjoys some broadway musicals! And while it’s not its favorite thing to have to do, he can dress up quite nice 😘

🍺 Actually a horndog 😮‍💨 For a guy that’s always going on about controlling his raging animal or whatever, he sure doesn’t have much control when his sexual partner even looks at him the wrong way 🙄 Maybe it’s all the energy he can never quite get out, or maybe it’s because he goes without for a while at a time, but definitely don’t be surprised when, upon finally getting to share his bed, you don’t get very much sleep 😘

🍺 Unfortunately(?) the dude can smell horniness, which will get him going no matter what his current situation is 🤭

🍺 I know this man eats pussy like nobody’s business 🥴 literally pouncing on you 🥴 maybe a rather hard bite to your thigh before just literally diving in, but otherwise probably won’t do much foreplay, especially nothing all loving and sweet.

🍺 Surprisingly a cuddler? But not, like, when you do it :/ a selective cuddler, we’ll call him. He’ll roll over and trap you in a bear hug 🥰 but no matter if you are taller or shorter than him, he’s gonna be face planted in your shoulder blades

🍺 one of those people that will not be little spoon 😒😒😒😒😒 you might get away with it if you catch him already in bed and you just crawl on top of him and wrap around him 🤭

🍺 but he’s definitely a sucker for having you lie on his chest 🥺🥺🥺🥺 he’ll probably sigh as if you’re bothering him, but it’s kinda like that thing dogs do when they get comfy and sigh loudly 🥰

🍺 it’s counterintuitive, but tbh the more you shower him with love the more he low key hates himself… but he still definitely enjoys it! He actually does love to be loved! A little shy about it, though.

🍺 don’t be afraid to kiss his hand right where his claws come out 😘

🍺 not necessarily jealous as much as he is protective…

🍺 well, he does get a little possessive…

🍺 sometimes might be petty af if you try to come into bed smelling like someone who’s pissed him off that day (many people piss him off every day)

🍺 like it’s not your fault you were in the same general area as Cyclops for longer than ten minutes and Wolfie over here can smell that 😒

🍺 When he’s done throwing his pity party, though, you get way-too-tight cuddles though so it’s a win? How else are you supposed to smell like him again?

[butter-tart-art]

“It’s all in the odds”

Listen, the man creeps me tf out but like— he’s low-key funny af and cool

[biellescouts]

ohhh.. now i do.

bf!bang chan x f!reader

A/N: frontal lobe developed & i just realised im the most active at writing fics when i have exams… what a cute little quirk i have ☺️

CW: flashback, “bubba” 😟, curse words, he dropped that L bomb FIRST🙂‍↕️, kinda freaky.. oops — p in v sex, missionary, raw next question🤯 (wrap it up folks.)

Summary: you & bang chan came back to the hotel where you first met, and reminisce on how the two of you came to find eachother. & then some.

can be a standalone but!!! here’s part 1

the morning after, you woke up pissed off. your body clock thought it would be cool and cunt to wake you up and 7:30 am even though it was literally summer and you were literally on vacation… you lazily rolled over to smack your hand onto your phone and drag it off the bedside table to check your messages.

3 messages: from your friends to tell you how much fun they had… chop!

2 insta notifs: to tell you that doja cat is live & wants you to join [??]

and 1 text message: from “baddie from the bar.” …whoever the hell that is

at first you truly thought it was a scam caller trying to convince you to give out your card details so that they can finally send you your etsy package that you didn’t even order.

BUT, there was an emoji. scam callers don’t use emojis…

so, when you open it, everything from last night just rushes back into your head.

maybe 13 seconds into the elevator trip, “y’know what, you’re actually so funny and chill.”

you smack your forehead so loud that it echoes in the big hotel room. “EW!”

anyways,, after tweaking for maybe 30 seconds you get over yourself and actually open the message and reply. keeping it short and sweet with “hey how are you?” & closing your phone and throwing it across the room upon just remembering he was actually really fine.

coming out of the bathroom after showering, brushing your teeth and washing your face, you accidentally step on your phone and you have more messages. popular girl.

1 from one of your friends that left you alone; it reads: “waah don’t leave me on read, swear we’ll let you be a third wheel next time!!”

and ANOTHER text from “baddie from the bar”, yes god.

« i’m good thank you, can i see you? » HELLO.

after you’re done kicking your feet over genuinely a 13 second conversation, you try to make the nicest possible outfit out of what you brought with you and as soon as you’re done getting ready, he’s at the door knocking. scary af.

you open the door and there he is. clad in a black linen shirt and black pants to match. his hair is down in his face, flicking his eyelids and some very expensive looking sunglasses sit on the top of his head like a tiara.

“well, hi.” you beam up at his handsome face, giving it a slow once over.

“hello.” he flashed that charming smile at you and your legs almost gave out.

“we should go somewhere.” you playfully poke your finger into his hard torso, trying be cute, feigning confidence— even though youre low-key shitting, and he takes your hand in his.

as the two of you make it into the elevator, you lean on him once again; just like you did the night before.

he breaks your comfortable silence; “do you remember much of last night?”

you sigh out a quiet laugh, “i mean i think so.. what did i do?” involuntarily furrowing your brows.

he laughs with you, “no you didn’t do anything bad, i’m just wondering. to see if you still fuck with me.”

“pfft shut up.” you elbow his side.

6 months later, pan to a beautiful, luxurious and dimly lit hotel room, grey interior and a full back wall of floor to ceiling windows that let in the cool light of the city below you—

“…and the rest was history.” you sighed out dramatically with your eyes closed.

suspicious silence pulled you out of your dreamy state as you cracked your eyes open only to be met with bang chan’s incredulous expression. “babe, what?”

“i did not say that.” he burst into laughter before doing maybe the worst impression of himself ever “‘do you still fuck with me?’— no. not me.”

you threw your head back, “oh my god. you literally said that.”

“mmmm… i think you said that to me.”

“dude.”

he laughed, “anyway, anyway! i gotta tell you something. baby, you wanna know something?” he pokes the side of your arm.

“hm?”

“i made you a playlist— like i made a playlist that reminds me of you..” he dips his head down momentarily before looking back up at you— he’s shy.

“what?! you did?” your face lights up as you spring onto your knees on the hotel mattress.

“uh huh.”

“ooh who’s in there, lemme see!” beckoning motion with your hand so he passes you the phone but he flinches away.

“uh, no! no, it’s a secret.”

“what, it’s literally my playlist.”

— the two of you are play fighting for his phone by that point.

“actually, i’m the one who made it. so really it’s mine.” he quips back.

“channie.. one artist.” your brows furrow into a pleading expression.

“pfft, okay, um. ariana? grande?”

she just throws her head back and laughs.

“from which album?” and he just scoffs.

“baby, i don’t think that matters.”

“right.. right.”

“aye, but you know what does matter?” he taps the knuckle of his pointer finger across your chin, to grab your attention, “bubba, you know what matters?”

you throw your hands up dramatically, “oh man. i don’t know. what matters?”

he wraps a big arm around your torso and drags you into his side, “that you’re here with mee,” he says, dragging out the word, kissing up and down the sides of your face. “this is where we found eachotherr.” he nuzzles his face into your neck.

“my god, can you stop.” you barely laugh out as you turn to look at him. after flickering your eyes across his features you decide to kiss his nose making him scrunch it up.

“why is it that you’re allowed to be corny and affectionate but i’m not?”

you shrugged, “it’s normal when i do it.”

“now, as i was saying,” you ran a finger up his forearm and started to shift from your position next to him, “i like you a lot, and um. i’m really happy to be here with you. not even gonna lie, man.” you planted your knees on either side of his hips, lacing your fingers between his on one of his hands while the other came to rest on your hips as he laughed at your informality.

“‘man’.. yeah ok.”

“i just think it’s romantic that you wanted to come back here..”

“mhm.”

“and you tried to get the same hotel room…”

“mmhm.”

“and— channie, why are you shifting, i’m getting motion sickness.” you point a confused look at him but it seemingly goes right through him. his eyelids were dangerously low.

“you just look so pretty.” he shrugs innocently, “i don’t know.” and you just laugh at him. it makes you wonder just how much of your praise even went into his head.. and how much of it went maybe somewhere else. “let’s swap places.”

bang chan slides a big hand up your waist and behind your back and pulls you in, flush to his chest before lifting you slightly and turning you over— so that your now under him. now he was the one on his knees but you were looking up at him. you dragged your calves up his thighs to rest around his waist and pull him into you.

“y’know, you actually look really good from down here.”

“yeah?” he dipped down to plant an open mouthed kiss just below your jaw. this caused your cocky confidence to immediately fall flat.

“well, i mean yeah.”

and he just laughs with his face in the crook of your neck, “can you not make me laugh right now, i’m trying to seduce you.”

“oh, oh okay. yeah okay, sorry.”

he continued pressing feather-light kisses up your neck, the front of your neck, the side, your jawline again until he reached the corner of your mouth. he paused - just for a second - to bring his hand up to your face and rub the pad of his thumb over your cheekbones. you fluttered your eyes open, wondering why he hadn’t kissed you yet. he was just.. staring.

“baby, i love you.” oh.

before you could even respond to his confession. slowly, he pressed his soft lips against yours. starting out gentle, almost as if he was holding back, like you could shatter into a million pieces of fine china. however, after you had started to move your hands across his face and into his hair, his attempts at tame kisses could not prevail. the more of yourself you put into kissing him back, the weaker he became. you could hear him start to moan into the kisses as you gently pushed your hand under the back of his jacket and tank top, moving your other hand out of his hair to start tugging at the hem, signifying you wanted to take it off.

he momentarily broke away from the kiss with a ‘tch’ sound and rose back up onto his knees before you. he quickly took off his jacket and threw it onto the floor next to the bed before crossing his arms over his torso to remove his tank. when the tank top was off, lost somewhere in the comforter, you couldn’t help but run your hands over his abdomen, ever so slightly dragging your nails as you peered up at him through your lashes.

he reached down to hook a finger behind the waistline of your pants, silently asking to take them off. he dragged them down your legs, pressing a kiss to your hip, just above where your underpants start. he moved his face back up to ghost a kiss just below your ear.

“b- uhm, baby? i really need to be inside you. please?” he sighed out heavily, “could i take of your underpants?”

you threaded your fingers back into his soft brown hair “mhm.”

with your confirmation, he looped both pointer fingers into either side of your underpants to drag them down and pulled down his own boxers to reveal his hard dick.

he leaned down on his left elbow to press a kiss to your nose, “gonna put it in, okay?” and you nodded at him.

the two of you both sighed in unison as he slipped his dick inside you with ease. though you’d been together for months by this point, you still didn’t think you’d ever get used to the feel of his dick pushing past for the first time.

once he had made time for you to get somewhat used to the stretch of his dick, he started to thrust at a steady pace, grabbing at your thighs to pull your legs back around his waist. from this new angle, he was managing to hit your g-spot with every thrust. because of how close his hips had gotten to yours, you could feel your clit brush against his pelvis

“ough fuck— pussy feels so good around me…” he whined into your shoulder, “so tight around me.”

the sound of your hips slapping together bounced off the walls of the hotel room and you prayed for the walls to be sound proof.

“just like that, baby…”

you could tell chan was starting to get close by the way his thrusts became less calculated, he seemed more pleasure driven and his heavy breaths started to turn into low moans.

“babe, m’gonna need you to tell me when— mmph, when you get close, ‘kay?” he lifted himself off of his elbows, pulling your thighs into his arms and speeding up his pace, “gonna give it to you, mkay?”

“chan, baby, i’m close, i’m gonna—“

“cum with me, baby. cum on me, please, need it so bad.” he leaned back down to push sloppy kisses onto your lips and as you reached your orgasm, you felt the stutter of his hips against yours as he came inside you, whimpering and sighing in your ear.

after the two of you had come down from the highs of your orgasms, he slowly and carefully pulled out of you, put his dick back in his sweats and grabbed your panties from the bed side table to slide them back onto you and lovingly kissing your legs in the process.

“hey, chan?” you pulled him down into your arms with your legs and you stroked his ever so slightly sweaty hair away from his eyes, “i love you too.”

a/n: CORNY ASS ENDING but i lowk dk how to end fics,, especially after smut like damnnn chill on me. anyways, hope you liked😸 um and also, i dont think channie’s a minute man im just not too much of a smut connoisseur. i am once again pleasing that you chill on me. alas,.. THABK U FOR READING ANGELSSS & here are the requested tags ⬂

🏷️: @thinkingaboutlana @akindaflora @sammhisphere

[bivht]

Astrology Observations

😎Virgo moons are polite and respectful until you cross their boundaries. But people accuse them of being rude even when THEY were the ones put in a super uncomfortable situation

😎Aquarius and sagittarius placements are free-spirited. You tell them to do something and suddenly it’s an obligation rather than a choice and they don’t want to do it anymore lmao

😎Cancer risings and their low-key unhealthy relationship with food :0

😎Taurus is branded as the foodie of the zodiac but I think Sagittarius is the ultimate foodie

😎I like to see the moon sign as who a person is at their core. And the moon sign in your mercury persona chart is very insightful to how you express yourself.

for example:

Aries moon- expresses themselves passionately, perseverant, doesn’t give up easily, likes to keep things tidy, hard working, could be naggy, aggressive

Taurus moon- sweet and charming way of talking, logical, doesn’t like believe anything without concrete evidence, self care, words of affirmation, has definitive personal boundaries, slow down when you’re eating babes, when they’re toxic they’re some of the worst kinds of toxic

Gemini moon- domicile (home sign), real sweet talkers, witty, critical thinking skills on point, charmers, just the right amount of flirty, know how to talk themselves out of a situation, scatterbrained, PERFORMERS

Cancer moon- sweet, will remember your birthday, wants to include everyone, confused easily, overstimulated easily

Leo moon- humorous, dramatic af, will spread love to whoever gives them attention, gives their love to everyone, critical thinking not their forte

Virgo moon- domicile, polite, respectful, knows how to remain professional in awkward situations, hates the feeling of being stuffed full?? 7/10 full is sufficient for them, due to this they’re usually slim, “perfect” self expression, neat and tidy, expresses gratitude for every tiny thing, eats slowly, critical thinking on point, extremely private (esp. about relationships)

Libra moon- diplomatic, likes to agree, charming, soft and sweet but also vengeful, avoids confrontation, talks shit behind backs instead of addressing issue directly with person

Scorpio moon- opinionated, probably a coffee addict, death stares at people they dislike, private but not the same as virgo, virgos tell you things but won’t go into detail, scorpios just won’t tell you. so fiercely loyal, their charm is fatal

Sagittarius moon (detriment)- happy, seems like they’re always having fun, don’t take themselves too seriously, charmers, funny facial expressions, stuff themselves full. they DEVOUR food, tendency to overindulge so can be chubby cheeked, struggle to articulate themselves in a professional manner, hates being nagged, lacks critical thinking, they get bored easily so consistency is an ongoing struggle, can be flirty

Capricorn moon- logical, down to earth, realistic, charming, articulate, their smart little jokes, a bit reluctant to try new things but they will, loves feeling in control (more than anyone else), really patient, consistency is key, can be rude and dry, may make shy, insecure people shifty

Aquarius moon- they talk in a very self-important way, very recognisable tone of voice, an intellectual, research whore, likes to share their found knowledge with people, lecture people, full of themselves

Pisces moon (detriment)- ehhem OVERSHARER to the T, silly humour, a bit unreasonable as they don’t follow logic, poor critical thinking skills, either super empathetic or lacks any empathy, can be flirty

😎More of an assumption but Leo+Virgo (and/or taurus)= hating slimy and mushy textures like eggplant, okra, durian

😎Chiron in the 6h can be obsessed with hygiene and cleanliness. My brother has this and he will not eat from the same spoon or drink from the same straw as anyone else, not even his own mother. He’s criticized and scolded by his mother because of this

😎A mother with 10h mercury is scrutinizing their childrens’ speaking abilities and how they interact with people in public

😎Aries mars has a fit looking body

😎People with sun 1h in the mars persona chart can seem really athletic

😎Sometimes individuals with neptune hard aspects (esp. square) are accused of having a mental illness (bullied)

😎Mars square neptune is a really anxious placement. Their panic is so clear on their face. They get really nervous about things more than others. Their intentions are confusing and people find it hard to figure out what your intentions for your actions are

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

Yesterday I finished playing the second chapter of Deltarune and everytime Susie and Noelle interacted I was kicking my feet and giggling like a seven year old making my dolls kiss.

Like holy crap I'm more invested in those two useless lesbians than the plot!

Seriously tho, I'm rooting for them and I'm definitely drawing fanart. Plus, the second chapter is fire and I can't wait to play chapters 3 and 4. I'll probably be playing chapter 1 and 2 all over again because I have no impulse control and my attention span is shit soooo.

Anyways, Kris and Susie are still my favorite characters, I love them so much, they are so me (not really lol)

Also Berdly is funny af, I low key want to put him in a blender

[thoughtsonkm]

Hot spring buddies

It was a perfect balance of a fun episode but with a lot of domesticity and quirks and all around softness. Their day to day life when they finally found some free time is truly so peaceful and harmonious. They're just attuned to each other. Mischievousness and teasing is always present, they just can't get enough of having fun together.

Where?! Who?! You been where?! With who?!

JK was like: "Excuse me? You went with MY friends? Not ME? What am I chopped liver? 7 years ago you say? OK FINE

GODDAMMIT it's criminal to not do a original song together! It's criminal to not do an album together! Criminal offense! Judge lock em' up!

And Jimin lulling Jungkook to sleep..ah that angel voice 🥹

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"This is our last moment of relaxation" - JK 😭 😭 (I know everything going on was looming on their minds obviously but their hunger to enjoy and live to the fullest until the last minute makes me emo)

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NAH the damn haircut 😂 The way he has perfected the boba ball cut. The juxtaposition of his face/hair with his body is so funyyyy.

*Going to the hair stylist* JK: so.. I did a thing Stylist: fuck, okay let me think, I CAN FIX THIS

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He brought his cards cause he wanted to play only with Jimin since CT. Why do they have to be so adorable about these little supposedly insignificant details 😭

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Look at us. Look how far we've come. Who would've thought?

Okay testosterone calm down, OR DON'T (This was low-key hilarious af tho tbh)

I saw ppl hyperventilating because they were suddenly showing too much (Jimin I'm looking at you) but more than that I think it's nice that they were so relaxed and in their own world, so much so, that they didn't really think much about their every movement.

But also they need to stop with the moaning and grouting every 2 sec tho. Like I get it but? cmon

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Sorry but I live for the little funny details like Jungkook drenching the sea urchin in soy sauce and then putting it in vegetable soup to salvage it.

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As if you can deny this face anything??

Cause you know there's AYS stash but there's a personal stash too obviously.

Oh twin beds? Let us start our lights foreplay

Jungkook's semi romantic struggles continue. Feed yo man Jimin pls!

The whole ski part of the episode looked so fun. I'm sure they had a blast. This is officially the best activity they've tried during this series.

It was so adorable them continuously falling and getting up. Even the crew kept on falling. The snow must've been so thick.

Snow angel

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What in the meta shit is happening next week? I'm not ready to see them react to themselves. In the last episode to the first two episodes? Oh they're out for blood. And I know they're not gonna show what we want to see (ASS SLAP) but still those 5 minutes should be fun.

I wish sapporo would last forever. Weeks passed by so quickly. Why is it only one episode left? And then we're never seeing them again until next year (at least we have hobis discharge and the bts eps)

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options for new name :3

Sebastian (i rly like the nickname seb and @tortillachips19 loves it)

Theo/Theodore (idk its cute)

Marcus (starts with an M like my birth name, also Marc/Mark is a cool nickname ig)

Greyson (SPELLED WITH THE E, ONLY TIME I AGREE ON BRITISH/ALIEN SPELLING)

Ian (ive dated 3 ians, this is just funny af)

Finn/Finneas (book character i love/low key cute name)

Ash/Asher (idk sounds edgy and eMo)

Noah (basic white guy name)

Valentino (hazbin hotel fans gonna have a field day with this one- Val is a cute nickname, i like the letter V, valentines day is one of my fav holidays, and he's a bOoK cHaRaCtEr)

stick to Wren (lil too fem but im used to it and its my middle name)

Ren (pronounced same as Wren, but spelled more masc)

Vincent (again, love the letter V in names, Vincente is cute too)

Silas/Sylas (quirky, had a friend named silas)

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Okay soooo~ this is my first time writing to ur acc but- I have a headcon idea about the rottmnt boys and I just laughed so hard on the inside- Okay so picture them with a short bestfriend/crush like around 5,1 or 4,11 you get the idea anyway- So their bestfriend/crush made a bet that they couldn't find them in 5-10 minutes and since reader is so short they can fit into any type of space like the kitchen cabinets maybe the ceiling maybe even the lab- and the boys are just looking around trying to find their bestfriend/crush and then maybe after so much time has passed their bestfriend/crush jumps out and scares the living daylights out of them- (*cough* Mostly Donnie or Leo *cough*) those two have the best reactions when caught off guard can't convince me otherwise- tho I feel like Donnie would be getting scared shitless the most because he always somehow forgets their bestfriend/crush is short af and can fit and hide anywhere and probably in his lab- Like just imagine Donnie in his lab working on shelldon only for their bestfriend/crush scare him shitless while he just stands there frozen staring into space trying to come back down to reality- because the poor guy got so scared his soul almost left him early- I'm actually dying picturing it and it being so fucking funny-🤣😂

Nooooo ~ The worst part is that I also find this funny 🥹 Anyways.... (I'm also short, and I think I would end up scaring them by appearing out of nowhere because of my height) Hope you like it! ♡♡♡♡

Starts off cocky

He’s laughing as he searches, all swagger, tossing out taunts like, “C’mon, this’ll be easy! You’re like, what, a foot tall?”

At first, he checks all the obvious spots, confident he’ll win

But when he doesn’t find them right away

He starts getting… annoyed

With each passing minute, he’s scrambling more and getting low-key panicked

(But will never admit it)

He’s crawling under tables, looking behind every cabinet, even balancing on his toes to check high places, muttering, “Where are you?”

By minute 9, he’s convinced they’re using some kind of stealth magic

Just when he’s about to yell for a hint

His friend leaps out of a high cabinet right above his head, shouting, “Found you!”

Leo jumps about a mile in the air and definitely lets out a yelp, only to turn and immediately play it cool

“Pfft, please, I knew you were up there the whole time,” he insists, laughing nervously while they’re laughing their head off

(He’ll never live it down).

Donnie approaches the challenge like a tactical mission

He’s positive his analytical skills will give him the edge, he’s done simulations for situations like this

He starts systematically checking everywhere he deems logical, mumbling calculations under his breath

He doesn’t even consider weird spots like tiny cabinets or tight spaces because he just assumes “they can’t fit in there.”

But as time ticks down and they still haven’t turned up, he starts… glitching

It bothers him that he can’t find them

He’s questioning his methods, his intelligence, his sanity

By minute 10, he’s pulling apart his lab in desperation, muttering, “Statistically, this makes no sense…”

Then...

BAM!

They leap out from behind a stack of lab equipment, yelling “BOO!”

He freezes

Doesn’t move, doesn’t blink, just stands there, eyes wide, brain processing while his crush is cracking up

It takes him a solid five seconds to finally exhale and snap back to reality, half-annoyed, half-awed

“How… what… That was highly unnecessary.” But inside?

He’s impressed. Very impressed.

Raph is convinced he’s got this in the bag

He’s actually low-key excited to find them

Searches quickly, carefully looking under furniture and checking behind things

His biggest worry?

Accidentally breaking whatever tiny space they might be hiding in

Around the 5-minute mark, he’s getting a little worried, muttering “Alright, you gotta come out sometime.”

(He’s trying to sound annoyed but is actually having a blast.)

After a few more minutes, they finally jump out from a hidden nook and yell, “Gotcha!”

He’s startled, sure, but instead of jumping, he just lets out a big laugh and grins wide

“Nice try, short stuff. Almost got me there.”

He’s proud

Just doesn’t totally understand why anyone would want to squeeze into such a tiny spot to hide

Raph will start opening the cabins more carefully from now on, afraid that they might be hiding there out of nowhere.

He’s 100% into it, like it’s a treasure hunt, bouncing from place to place, calling out, “Ready or not, here I come!”

He’s convinced his “hide-and-seek intuition” will help him find them in record time

But when he can’t find them, he only gets more hyped

For Mikey, it’s all part of the fun

At minute 10, he’s practically pleading

“Alright, you win! Just tell me where you are!” He even starts rapping, trying to coax them out

When they finally jump out, surprising him with a “BOO!”

He lets out a huge scream and then immediately starts laughing

“That was awesome! You’re like a tiny ninja or something!”

(Mikey gets a little paranoid though, thinking they're going to jump out at him out of nowhere.)

100% asks for a rematch immediately

Mikey just wants an excuse to play this all over again.