#and fuck canon
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eternallyungrateful · 18 days ago
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Fuck canon, Severus and Lily are besties and Lily tells him all about Gryffindore tea and Severus tells her all the Slytherin tea.
Lily: James has finally stopped flirting with me. I wonder if he's fallen for another girl?
Severus: Fallen for another, yes. For a girl, no.
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ottosbigtop · 5 months ago
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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
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radiantbastard · 8 months ago
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Friendly reminder that Epson sells inkjet printers with refillable ink tanks.
So no to bullshit ink cartridges, and no to bullshit DRM chips.
Hp anon may be thinking about hp printers
fuck printers 10000 year death blast to HP 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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mr-malumm · 9 months ago
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
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zillychu · 1 month ago
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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn
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sreppub · 6 months ago
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jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta
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lotus-pear · 2 months ago
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
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shitpostingkats · 2 months ago
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I've been making a collection of aa4 lines that make me lose my entire mind
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fluffbeast7 · 4 months ago
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I WAS FUCKING RIGHT
people who disagree or made me embarassed to have had headcanons about this are LOSERS
as i said as soon as i saw this on twitter:
''I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTT I K N E W IT I FUCKING WON!!! I MAY SUCK AT FNAF THEORIES BUT I FUCKING WON AT THIS ONE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO god anyways i love kellen he was an inspo before the dca existed- this guy is such a goat!! autism icon!!''
@basyacriptid i'm fucking losing my shit sorry if u already saw this
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havenshereagain · 3 months ago
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DPxDC Idea
Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff
He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)
Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app
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d-1hater · 4 months ago
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honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???
like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers
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demigods-posts · 4 months ago
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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.
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araneapeixes · 6 months ago
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silly comic idea I've been chipping away at :) welcome tomy shadowheart poly shipping propaganda show
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galaghiel · 27 days ago
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i just had to draw this dialogue. the voices compelled me
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lotus-pear · 7 months ago
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top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)
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ruporas · 8 months ago
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kiss of the divine
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