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eternallyungrateful · 18 days ago

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Fuck canon, Severus and Lily are besties and Lily tells him all about Gryffindore tea and Severus tells her all the Slytherin tea.

Lily: James has finally stopped flirting with me. I wonder if he's fallen for another girl?

Severus: Fallen for another, yes. For a girl, no.

#marauders #the marauders #marauders headcanon #lily evans #severus snape #fuck jkr #and fuck canon #no one is a blood supremacist in my universe #snape and lily are silly little besties #snape and lily #snape and the Marauders still dislike eachothers tho #only because its funny

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ottosbigtop · 5 months ago

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends #and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024 #text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat

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radiantbastard · 8 months ago

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Friendly reminder that Epson sells inkjet printers with refillable ink tanks.

So no to bullshit ink cartridges, and no to bullshit DRM chips.

Hp anon may be thinking about hp printers

fuck printers 10000 year death blast to HP 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#fuck hp #and fuck canon #epson /encourages/ you to use their ink #but realistically theres nothing stopping you from using third party ink to refill

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mr-malumm · 9 months ago

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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv #are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord #imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES #your pitch crush is showing #radiostatic #i fell for the fucking tv #vox #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #alastor #katie killjoy #my art

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zillychu · 1 month ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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sreppub · 6 months ago

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jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta

#dc #mine #jason todd #tim drake #red robin #red hood #batfam #yeah jason wears ankle socks with boots #listen if its wildly AU and they're little creatures or kids or something i will draw them so schmoopy and cuddly and lame #but if they are adults/canon adjacent? they're so fucking annoying #they do not know each other and do not want to #they'll die for each other. but cannot be in the same room

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lotus-pear · 2 months ago

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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

#how atlus felt making the black mask design by far the most visually disturbing horrific thing witnessed by human eyes #what the FUCK is he wearing. what is that fucking OIL SPILL #didnt even BOTHER looking up a reference bc it was so hideous i didnt want to see it again.#“a persona users outfit reflects their desires and the manifestation of their persona�� IS LOKI SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ZEBRA???????????????#I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY #ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SEXY SERRATED SWORD THAT COMES WITH IT #anyway i genuinely dont give a fuck if this isnt the canon design i refuse to draw that one #there is no way this bitch was the one behind all the mental shutdowns he looks like he cant even hold a sword 😭😭 stupid femboy twink😭😭#anyway i digress i loved watching his sanity rapidly deteriorate as he got the deer in headlights stare when he looked at you #anyway akechi flopped with this one 0/10 don't come back like this again #imagine dying in this fit not even the flames of hell would burn hotter than my unadultered rage 💀💀#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #goro akechi #akechi goro #lotus draws

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shitpostingkats · 2 months ago

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I've been making a collection of aa4 lines that make me lose my entire mind

#the amount of times I've said 'and a sixth person could help!'#yeah I know ive posted half of these already #but now theyre bundled together for your convenience!#I mean I headcanon apollo is an anglesized version of his name. but thats not canon #making 'I call him Apollo' THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING PHOENIX HAS EVER SAID #spk plays apollo justice #apollo justice #apollo justice ace attorney #aa4 #aj aa #kristoph gavin #trucy wright #klavier gavin #daryan crescend #phoenix wright

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fluffbeast7 · 4 months ago

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I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

people who disagree or made me embarassed to have had headcanons about this are LOSERS

as i said as soon as i saw this on twitter:

''I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTT I K N E W IT I FUCKING WON!!! I MAY SUCK AT FNAF THEORIES BUT I FUCKING WON AT THIS ONE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO god anyways i love kellen he was an inspo before the dca existed- this guy is such a goat!! autism icon!!''

@basyacriptid i'm fucking losing my shit sorry if u already saw this

#dca #fav #moondrop #sundrop #fnaf #security breach #ok this might not be CANON but it FUCKING IS TO ME #IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF for making that video such a long ass time ago about moon being autistic #a person even came to me and refered to me as the ''person who did the autistic moon thing''

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havenshereagain · 3 months ago

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DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

#dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #tim drake #red robin #i have no ideas what happens beyond danny realizing it's been tim the whole time #and having a 'fuck ive been arguing with the big boss' moment #cause of course when he thinks its some asshole from his own department hes snarky as hell #but the ceo??#should he stop with the sarcastic explanations behind his designs?#or will tim think its weird if his tone changes #in my head this does end up being dead tired somehow #just because i love the idea of these two bonding over snarkiness and engineering #and i feel like tim would simultaneously love and hate danny's notes #but also is that actually in character? cause the only batman thing i've read is rhe webtoon #and i know some vague things about canon #but thats it

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d-1hater · 4 months ago

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honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

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demigods-posts · 4 months ago

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i'm one hundred percent certain that after percy and annabeth made out underwater. and he wanted to make their relationship official. the question was not "will you be my girlfriend?" but "can i be your boyfriend?" i don't care what the canon says. percy gave annabeth the space to take the lead in the relationship. because after a lifetime of being abandoned by everyone she dared to care for. and then watching her on the brink of a panic attack at the thought of losing him the last four years. he wanted to honor a new beginning between them by follow her lead and moving at her pace.