#and finding one that doesn't have two named male characters that talk to each other about something other than a woman

[agnesandhilda]

I think it's funny when movies don't pass the reverse bechdel test like yessss take away HIS agency !!!

[casuallyanidiot]

Imagine Being stuck in the novel of a Yandere author...

Kina a soft continuation of this post.

tw. yandere, forced relationship, cosmic (?) horror

You get hit by a truck and end up in a story! Fortunately you're not the villainess destined to die a horrible fate. In fact, you get the luxury of being the main character and getting the hopeful happy end. Unfortunately, you don't recognize any of the plot points or the names of anything.

That part of it sucks, but you figure you could just follow how you assumed the story would go.

But you find it strange how much the male lead looks like that creepy guy from your work. There's a weird pit in your stomach when he sung your praises, and you can't help but recoil a bit in disgust when he kisses your hand. You know that it's your role in this story to end up with this guy, but geez he's so weird. If the two of you weren't in some weird historical fantasy world, you were sure that he would constantly be glued to your side.

Then you realize that, oh, hey you don't actually have to stick in the direction the plot of this world is trying to lead you in.

You find that the Northern Duke is quite cute, actually, and though he isn't as detailed as some of the other characters that were probably focused on more in the novel, he's still sweet enough. So, when the Male lead proposes to you, you politely reject him and run off to be with your new lover.

But when you arrive at the Duke's estate, you find that he's... the male lead?!

"You're not- how are you here?!" You say with narrowed eyes. The male lead merely smiles at you, if not a little confused. "My love? What are you talking about? Am I not your beloved Duke?" He laughs and spread his arms wide as if to embrace you. His skin feels colder than before for some reason, though you try to brush it off.

Your life in his estate was extremely strange from then on. It was like no one else could tell that the Duke had been replaced. He looked and acted completely different from before, and when you asked the staff about it, they looked at you as if you were the crazy one. They suggested that perhaps the two men were more alike than you initially thought, and that you should focus instead on settling into your role as his happy, unquestioning spouse. You tried not to frown, but with the way their eyes glazed over anytime you began to ask too many questions, you didn't think it mattered if they saw or not.

Your new fiancé was rather clingy. Annoyingly so. You had been trying to stand his lecherous touches and less than innocent advances for weeks now, to believe that perhaps you were crazy and had somehow mistaken the Duke and the Male lead for each other like everyone said you had. That it was just some byproduct of getting reincarnated.

But then you ended up speaking to a gardener.

She was obviously just a background character, one that probably wasn't even meant to be mentioned in the pages of this novel. She didn't even have a face, and her voice was disjointed and soft. When she spoke, her words echoed in the back of your brain as if she wasn't even meant to speak.

"The lord? He's been acting strange ever since you arrived here my lady," She said. You had to blink to make sure you heard her. To make sure she was actually there. "And his face doesn't look quite right. I'm glad you noticed, my lady. Someone has to."

When you sought her out the next day, she had disappeared without a trace.

You decided that whatever was happening with the estate, the Duke and his servants, was far too strange for you to ignore. Perhaps you had strayed far too much from the original plot and setting of the novel. Either way, it wasn't worth all the trouble. Not when the very thing you sought to avoid with the male lead seemed to follow you. Not when the world seemed to be shifting to try and keep you in the plot.

Wherever you went from then on, You would keep seeing the male lead appear. But it was the same as with the Duke. A character that was unique in appearance and personality would suddenly morph into him. And no one would notice. It was like it was completely normal to have dozens of copies of the same man occupying different names and roles.

You feel insane, like you've broken something in the world.

It's one night where you finally snap and stab one of the weird versions of the male lead where you find out the truth. You're panting and covered in blood, a knife gripped in your shaking hand. There's a manic relief that grasps you right then and there. Because, these characters aren't actually alive. They can't be. Not when they all have the same exact face and voice, smiling at you with empty eyes and words that don't feel like anyone would actually say them if this weren't a book.

You let out a sob of relief that for once you're not being reminded of the man who lurked around the corners of your pervious life. He made your skin crawl with the constant muttering under his breath, with the way he watched you. You did not want to see him in these, awful, awful mockeries of real people.

All you want to do, is have a happily ever after in this stupid novel.

Your eyes go wide and you let out a noise that's halfway between a sob and a laugh. The figure shambles up, seemingly unaffected by the wound in it's side. The face of the male lead, no, of that awful wannabe author, stares back at you without a care in the world.

"Did you get it out of your system? [Name]?" It asks you with a polite smile that doesn't reach the eyes and a tilt to the head.

You collapse to the ground, whimpering as the figure approaches you and pats you on the head. It said your name. Not the main character's name, your name from the real world. You swallow thickly as the puppet of a character kneels down with stilted motions. It's like every little movement is being directly controlled right now. As if it's being written right before your eyes.

"Are you ready to behave now?" It asks like you're some scared pet, and not a living, breathing thing that's being played with like a doll.

Your lips tremble as you nod. You feel something in your mind shatter as you realize that the happy ending written for this world was definitely not intended for you.

[mermaidfanficlibrary]

Hello, Hello!!

I hope my request isn't much of a burden-- however, I was wondering if you could do a one-shot with the decay of angels(Fyodor, Nikolai, and Sigma) with a male reader who has white wings?

Quick rundown for the idea;

The reader is the leader of a different organization called the Aviators; the Reader doesn't exactly have an ability but they do have wings-- the reader and their group side with the Armed Detective Agency because reader is heavily in love with bringing people to Justice, like the Decay Of Angels; however, something goes wrong and the reader gets captured while the three DOA members figure out what to do with them.

You can choose if it's more yandere-like or violent, I don't mind, really!! I usually write requests longer but I'm in a rush <\\3

These wings bind me | Bungou Stray Dogs x Male Reader

Characters: Nikolai Gogol, Fyodor, Sigma

Summary: Those wings you had didn't even grant you freedom

Warnings: Yandere behavior, Gore, Obsessive behavior, manipulation, death, kidnapping

Taglist: @nightshade-clown

A/n: This is very Nikolai heavy because I am biased. Also, sorry, the wings aren't mentioned as much

Y/n was a big name in Yokohama, well, a moderately big name. He was a well-known justice bringer with his group called the Aviators. It was a group of people who thought everyone deserved freedom and the choice on where their wings take them. Some of them were like Y/n, with giant wings granting them flight through the sky. 

But some had abilities that helped with bringing justice into the world. Y/n heavily believed in bringing justice to everything that tried to inflict on it. The Aviators seemed to be of decent popularity that even the ADA sought them out as an extra branch. The two organizations were seen as partner groups, essentially. 

Y/n still did whatever he really wanted under his association, but he would give the ADA extra people when they needed them. The same went with the ADA sending the Aviators people when they required them. It was quite the relationship between the organizations. No one really expected it, since Y/n was more about vigilante work and the ADA worked with the government in a way. 

But here is the leader of the Aviators, analyzing a case with some of ADA's best detectives. Dazai, Kunikida, Autsushi and Y/n were all lurking around the crime scene, looking for any form of evidence to link anyone or anything to the scene. Y/n was with Atsushi, as not wanting to deal with Dazai's shenanigans or Kunikida's harsh comments. Atsushi and Y/n were decent acquaintances and worked well with each other.

The two made basic small talk as they searched the crime scene and conversed with passerbys to see if any of them were a reliable witness. Atsushi left Y/n on his own to look for something, though Y/n didn’t know what. He was on his own, just standing out in the open, it seemed pretty safe with the amount of people around. However, there was something off, and Y/n felt it. 

Something in him made his white iridescent wings fluff out in anxiety. None of Y/n’s associates were near bye, and that worried Y/n. No one was there to protect him if something bad were to happen, well, something incredibly bad. Y/n could fend for himself, he knew basic martial arts, but against ability users all he could really do was fly to avoid as many hits as he can until back up comes. 

Y/n wasn’t completely helpless, but he preferred being with someone who could save him if he were in trouble. Y/n didn’t only feel just one pair of eyes on him, but multiple. They were watching him, marking his move and every twitch he made. But Y/n didn’t know who was watching him.

Just as the paranoia subsided, Y/n was swept away from where he was standing. The kidnapper knocked him out, and everything else was blurry in his head. Atsushi came back only to find where Y/n stood was blank. He wasn’t the only one who was worried, however. 

Atsushi went to his two fellow co-workers and told them what had happened, both seemingly hid their panic on the inside. Those other pairs of eyes that kept a close watch on Y/n left, to find their dearly beloved Angel. The crime scene was left barren by both the ADA and the Decay of Angels. Both were on the hunt to get Y/n back.

Sigma, Nikolai, and Fyodor looked everywhere in Yokohama, all the places they knew Y/n might have been taken. But there was no luck, not until a few days later. It was late at night, and the three DOA members followed some of what passing witnesses said they heard or saw a couple of days before. There was a tiny sliver of hope in all three men. 

Nikolai was the first to step into the abandoned shed that rested near a busy roadway. It was covered in foliage and trees, keeping the whole building a secret, or so it seemed. Nikolai, however, paid no mind to any of that, only focused on finding his Angel. Fyodor and Sigma only followed Nikolai, keeping the white haired man at a distance. 

The two didn’t trust anything about this place. They were prepared for any form of attack from anyone. Nikolai wondered in, carefree, not caring about anything else other than his Angel. The three stopped in their tracks as they heard metal bars swishing around. 

Nikolai ran in deeper into the building, stopping to marvel at the sight of a beautiful golden cage. What quickly knocked him out of the trance was the iridescent, feathered wings of his Angel. Nikolai felt angry that someone would do this to his Angel, no one should cage his dearly love up like this. He jumped up against boxes that were stacked to reach the cage. 

Y/n was startled by the sudden stop of the cage he was trying to escape from. He looked outside the bar with teary, enraged eyes. He was met with piercing blue gray eyes that streamed raw anger, yet there was love that trickled lightly. Y/n was left so confused as he just stared deep into the eyes that looked back. 

Y/n didn’t notice two others walking into the room that held him in the golden cage. The metal shined slightly with the whisps of moonlight beaming through the cracks of the wooden roof. Sigma glanced up to see Nikolai gazing at Y/n, holding the cage still. Something wasn’t right about the whole situation. 

Fyodor felt the same as Sigma as the two shared a knowing look of imminent danger. They stood back to back, covering each other's blind spots. Nikolai used his ability to bring himself into the cage. Y/n was taken aback by what this man did, why bring himself into the cage?

Nikolai crouched down to meet Y/n’s face, a sickly smile graced his face. It unsettled the winged boy, he tried to move out of range, but he was stuck to the floor of the cage. He felt the touch of Nikolai, and it increased the anxiety that floating in him. He brought Y/n into a warm embrace, his smile not ceasing from his lips. 

Nikolai gave the other two men a knowing look, and they nodded in agreement. The kidnapper seemed to notice the three and came out of the shadows. Their eyes gleamed with insanity, their laughing was incoherent to the three men and Y/n. Y/n’s fear was practically spilling out of his body, and Nikolai noticed. 

“Don’t worry, my dear Angel, we’ll set you free!”

Y/n felt disgusted by that nickname, coming from a stranger. There was so much going on, he didn’t know what to make out of anything. Nikolai covered Y/n’s ears and brought him even closer to him. He silently whispered to him. 

“No need to be scared, my Angel. Everything will be okay. You’re safe now! Sigma and Dotsoy have it all covered!”

Just behind Y/n, Sigma and Fyodor were fighting the kidnapper. Their anger was shown in their attacks, and it was scaring the kidnapper. The hood fell off, and it showed the face of the persecutor. Y/n glanced behind his back slightly and gasped as he saw the face of his kidnapper. 

“How did you find this place?! I was sure I kept everything out of the public eye!”

Sigma’s face stayed flat, but his emotions were clear to both the kidnapper and Fyodor. Nikolai was too busy with Y/n and comforting him to even notice. Fyodor managed to immobilize the assailant, pinning him to the ground. Sigma walked closer, as he bent down.

“It’s easy for us to find what we want. Now you will pay for stealing from us.”

Sigma looked at Fyodor with an approving look. Y/n and Nikolai were watching from the cage, Nikolai waiting for a change to get Y/n out of said cage. He gripped Y/n harder, to a point it hurt, but he didn’t want to let the h/c haired boy go. Blood splattered everywhere, as Fyodor used his ability to get rid of this pest. 

Y/n wasn’t shocked about the death and red soaking everything around him, but it amazed him how easily someone would end other's life. He has killed others before, but only because they were hurting and taking other’s freedom. Nikolai scooped Y/n into his slender arms, hopping out of the cage, unknown to Y/n how he did, but Y/n couldn’t get out of his grip. Y/n was then surrounded by Sigma and Fyodor. 

Y/n tried to stand, but his legs were still asleep and he collapsed. Sigma caught him, being careful of his white wings. As Sigma stroked Y/n’s h/c hair, loving how it felt against his fingers. Fyodor was busy taking care of the dead body, and Nikolai was gently touching Y/n’s wings. 

Y/n looked up at Sigma, with watery eyes glistening the little moonlight that let itself into the cracks. His lips quivered a bit, fear still settling in his heart after a traumatic event. Sigma brought one of his hands to cup Y/n’s cheek, wiping away tears that threatened to fall. Y/n’s voice was sweet and soft to the three men that surrounded him, they all slightly blushed, feeling honored to hear it. 

“Why did you come and save me?” 

Fyodor came back, gently walking to the side of Y/n. Y/n’s e/c eyes looked at Fyodor, he stopped slightly. Oddly enough, those e/c eyes froze Fyodor right in his place. He sighed, trying to keep Y/n’s eyes on him. 

“Why wouldn’t we? We adore you, my dear.”

Y/n was so confused and look to all three men. He didn’t know who any of these people were and why they were here. The silence filled the building, making Y/n even more uneasy. He wasn’t sure what was going to happen to him. 

Y/n looked back to Sigma, hoping he could bring himself to ask the most important question. For some reason, Y/n already knew the answer based on the grip Sigma had on him. The more Y/n slightly struggled to get out, the harsher Sigma’s grip became. The hope Y/n had was slowly diminishing. 

“Can I go home now?”

The quiver in his voice was noticeable. Nikolai slightly hugged Y/n’s back as a big grin once again found its way to his face. He was noticeably giggling, seemingly finding the question Y/n asked funny. He brought a hand to pat the winged boy’s head. 

“Oh, my dear Angel! Of course not! How else are we supposed to keep you safe if you go home? We can’t watch you every day now, can we?”

Y/n’s eyes widened, more questions and confusion were swirling in his head. Before Y/n could speak again, he was knocked out once again, but this time no one would come to save him. Fyodor carried the winged boy out of the building, leaving NIkolai and Sigma to walk behind him. 

Y/n woke up in a dark room, nothing but a bed, a desk, and a bathroom as all that filled the room. The bit of light came from a small lamp on the desk. Y/n panicked and ran to the door, trying to open it, but to no avail. His wings fluffed out in panic, feathers falling due to the amount of stress Y/n was under. 

Y/n fell to the ground, trying to hold in sobs. He was so busy with trying to not make a lot of noise, he didn’t notice the three people that came into the room. Y/n froze, feeling arms snake around his body. He frantically looked around and recognized the people as the ones who saved him. 

Sigma looked down to Y/n, seeing the fear in his eyes. It did something to him, he cupped Y/n’s face and brought his lips to Y/n’s. Y/n’s e/c eyes widened with fear, but for some reason he couldn’t bring himself to push Sigma away. Fyodor and Nikolai kissed Y/n’s cheeks softly, trying to calm the boy down.

Sigma spoke up, his voice was warm and loving.

"No need to worry anymore my doll, you are safe now. No one will take you from us. Never again."

Y/n choked back sobs. He didn't understand what went wrong. He remembered being with Atsushi, and somehow it came to him being caged once more.

What irony this was, wanting to bring freedom to others and not having any of his own.

Do not repost or translate without my explicit permission! Reblogs are welcome!

[finnzhal]

@averagetoyakinnie asked.

Romantic male match up for Hazbin Hotel and Helluva boss !

FINN answered.

I love how detailed your informations are, the more i read it the more i see you as a wonderful person. This is my first match-up, i hope you love it <33 ! 31 headcanons in one request, holy.. but i'm afraid it's not the best.

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I will not be showing the deep informations about the people who asked for a match-up.

Reader : MALE!READER

Characters : HELLUVA BOSS - FIZZAROLLI / MOXXIE & HAZBIN HOTEL - ANGEL DUST

Mentions : fluff, a bit angsty, I tried

Links : Masterlinks + MATCH-UP for requesting !

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HELLUVA BOSS : FIZZAROLLI & MOXXIE !

FIZZAROLLI

I find you guys similar to each other and i thought why not put two silly people together–

He would be confused on what to call you as you have alot of names but he would be happy to call you by all of them, asking you if what preferred name you want to be called each day

When you first met, it was awkward but Fizzarolli can easily make up conversations to make you feel comfortable with him. Small talks turned into philosophical ft. Fizzarolli's out of pocket sarcastic jokes, you guys would be kicked out by how loud you guys were talking –

he would give you a stink eye whenever you use deeper words, asking for a simple word that have the same meaning

Rule breaking at night with him will be a blast, just make sure not to get caught. Both being curious about something will lead you both into trouble, You guys would have endless of entertaining stuff to do.

Your optimism brings him joy and reassured that he's being to be safe around you and/or with you at all times.

You being like a dad and caring, he knows how ready you are to take care of him. Just by a small bruise he's already over reacting just for you to take care of him, chance to get affection.

Late nights, having a self-doubting boyfriend because of his broken horns.. he needs his boyfriend to say sweet things to him, he doesn't need to act like his persona up stage whenever he's with you. He's a bit dependent on you.

Misuse of phrases can bring you both to silence, he too misuse alot. If you talk to him in different languages, he swore you're just cursing him because he doesn't understand them. Maybe you can teach him a thing or two

He loves how you dance, especially if you're just dancing for him. He asked you one time if you can do flexible types.. and leading you to a broken bone, realizing you're not like a sling toy like him

Seeing you have fun with kids (he adores kids) makes him so gleeful, He once learned sign language for his favourite child fan and you helping kids in need? Muahmuahmuah

Singing. You guys would sync randomly and it would sound so beautifully but if you have to record, it would have endless of laughters. Your laugh made him laugh even harder til you guys stop recording and redo it again. Hey why does the other video have you guys smothering kisses all over each other's faces? Weird.

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MOXXIE KNOLASTNAME

You guys would be like the father and Papa of the group, Him being concerned and you having a ready aid kit in your bag when something bad happens.

Hearing and listening to you talk about something you like for endless of hours while he's laying on your chest, hearing your heartbeat is voice makes him happy to know that you're here with him.

Your mischievous, curious, and rule breaker traits makes him worried.. only to have him get involve in your troubles in order to make you safe but if it's rumors and gossips, he would make you stay away from getting involved.

He's surprised to see how many stuff you got in your bag based on how small it is, why is there a shotgun?

He'll help you calm down whenever someone triggers you or when you get provoked, talking maturely and listening to both sides right after he comforted you.

He dislikes leaving you behind during missions knowing how you get deep and start questioning alot of things. Don't worry, he'll come right back with needing affection from you. Whenever there's a crowd he'll hold your hand, reminding you to squeeze them whenever you're uncomfortable

You get so confrontational towards Blitzo too many times when the imp gets too harsh om your boyfriend, Moxxie had to calmly stop multiple times. Leading you both in a private room to have your sweet reassurance

He's the type of boyfriend who writes songs, giving you homemade goods. Seeing you so happy with what he made makes him so glad to have you as his, smothering him with praises and kisses oh boy you got him wrapped around your finger.

You guys comfort each other during rough mental health days, giving him ice cream and is patient enough just for him to tell his feelings.. he couldn't be more happy and lucky than he already is. He cries how much you love and care of him

Celebrating each other's small successes is common in your relationship, Loving each other so comfortably. Anyone with you would be so lucky. He loves you so much.

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HAZBIN HOTEL : POLY!ANGEL DUST & ALASTOR

Chaotic boyfriend + chaotic boyfriend + a silent chaotic boyfriend trio. Iloveitbwshdhfjfn

with you three confessing to each other at the same time was something that other people in the hotel never expect. Having you three is like a warning sign that something is bound to happen, for good and for worse.. always trouble.

Talking with Alastor and saying deep words with Angel dust just in the middle confused as hell on what the words meant and making you both explain what it meant in order for him to know what's happening.

Being Angel dust's new make-up artist and just a bag because of you brining alot of stuff when Alastor can just summon it in one second –

They both love how helping and hardworking you are, it shows so much that you cared about others around you. You somehow influence them into being like that a little too, even more as for standing up for them. Makes them fall in love with you even more.

Seeing Angel Dust lock himself in his room and crying is common, You always come in just to comfort him. He is never afraid of telling you how he feels, while Alastor is there to give you both the physical affection.

Alastor buying you so much stuff in order to see your reactions, he gets so geedy whenever you look so happy about receiving them. You feeling comfortable and safe of course being loved is their top priority.

You guys would have endless of activities to do based on your hobbies whenever you three have free time. Especially Arts, Alastor would hang both of his lovers' art works up the wall even if people find them ugly.. don't worry those people are now missing.

Midnight baking is common, Angel Dust loves baking apparently and what he makes always taste so good. Alastor would deny but you can see him devouring it after.

Jokes are endless too, Good or Bad you guys always laughing and smiling to each other. One time you slipped while you guys were walking down stairs, One of them is laughing like a hyena before he slips too while the other is trying to hold it in as he helps you both.

the misuse of phrases you give them, Angel Dust always had something out of pocket to say. Most inappropriate or most random thing while Alastor tells Angel Dust to stop before joining in

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©Finnzhal. Do not steal someone else's works and claim it as yours.

[spaceorphan18]

The Rogue and Gambit Project: Omega Red (X-Men #5-7)

Okay, so neither Rogue or Gambit are chilling on the cover - but at least they get to be in the little Marvel logo!

This arc was started in #4 and dragged out for another three issues. And it's very Wolverine focused. I don't really care that much for Wolverine's backstory, and honestly, it doesn't matter that much, but there are some juicy tidbits to pick out of the rest of the arc.

On we go with Omega Red....

X-Men #5

When we last saw them, Rogue and Gambit were taken prisoner and look! They're being transported together. How cute to see their names together, lol!

X-Men #5

Gambit with the literal tricks up his sleeve! Again, I had forgotten how this early work makes him look so cool. Also - I feel like it's time, again, to make the obligatory comment about how Rogue and Gambit end up in chains together. This will be a common thread throughout their romance together.

X-Men #5

I've always loved badass Rogue. Her dress is torn to shreds, her shoes are gone, they've ruined her first real date. She's about to bring it.

X-Men #5

I don't really have a whole lot of commentary other than - how hot do they look just being on the same panel together? While I do have some qualms about Jim Lee's art (Psylocke, ooff...) they look so good here. The story isn't as important, they've evade capture for the time being. ...that's about it.

X-Men #5

I kind of love these double spreads of the full team. You get so many personalities and so many dynamics and we just don't see a lot of it anymore -- doesn't help that there are a million X-Men these days. A lot of this is just moving plot forward -- Blue Team going to find Wolverine (and Omega Red) while the Gold Team are going to go on their own adventures. Not much to comment on - but I do like that they're consistently putting Rogue and Gambit near each other.

X-Men #5

Just another action shot of the two of them together at the end of this particular issue.

I guess I'll take a moment to talk about the subplot of these issues being the return of Dazzler and Longshot. There's no real connection there, other than it's going on, and I'll have to talk about it in a about a half dozen issues or so.

X-Men #6

More action shenanigans! Also, Gambit being sassy with the villains, something I do appreciate about him.

X-Men #6

Alright, so I gotta talk about this panel for a moment. Time to address something that happens a lot in comics, and Jim Lee is particularly bad about it. It's the whole women having to be overly sexualized while fighting (dying/being in pain/etc). I'm not saying the male characters aren't overly done either, but the women in comics often are very much portrayed for the male gaze and sometimes it feels a lot more gratuitous than not.

This is the classic tits and ass shot, where women in comics are contorted in an unnatural way so they can show off their bodies so they can look hot to the male reader. And yeah, it's annoying. I don't particularly like it. I clearly won't be talking about it every time it happens, but I do think Rogue gets over sexualized /a lot/ and it is worth talking about. You can have a character be sexy - and that is fine. And yes, I realize the nature of comics in general is to be unrealistic in all body types. But I still think there's some worth acknowledging it, and commenting that in some ways, we have come a long way with comics art and in some ways we haven't. It's a worthwhile conversation to have.

X-Men #6

Alright, back to more fun things. Gambit is kind of knocked out at the moment, and we have the cute moment of Rogue calling him 'Loverbayou'.

And also kind of out of nowhere, Psylocke reminds Rogue (and the audience) that Gambit is still a relatively new character. This is kind of planting the seeds for a couple of things -- for one, Sabretooth is gonna show up and being really cryptic about something. For two, Bishop is gonna show up and be really cryptic about something. For three, Belladonna is going to show up and be rather blunt about something.

X-Men #6

Hey, look, they're strung up next to each other again! Take a shot! ;)

X-Men #6

So, this is arguably the most important sequence in these entire there issues, and it's mostly set up for what's coming down the road.

First of all -- Sabretooth mentions that Gambit is 'workin' the side of the angels'. It's an interesting statement meant to set up that maybe Gambit has some skeletons in his closet he isn't so proud of.

I'm not sure if this is set up for his connection with the marauders, or the Genevieve nonsense, or the X-Traitor stuff Bishop is going to bring or if they just want to dangle a thread and see where it goes. But Gambit's got a past, and we're gonna find some stuff out... just not in this arc.

Secondly, two things strike me as particularly funny here -- the fact that Gambit - a known smoker - is talking about the consequences of second hand smoke is just ridiculous, and the fact that Sabretooth calls his blood spicy. Which, I mean, that's gross. But also hilarious.

X-Men #6

Gambit continues to be his sassy, sarcastic self. What we don't know at the moment is that Gambit did not grow up with a mother. It just adds an interesting layer onto this comment.

X-Men #7

Alright, so after a bunch of Wolverine related nonsense, and after the longwinded Dazzler/Longshot subplot, our heroes are finally getting rescued... By Sabretooth? Um, sure. It really doesn't matter. Unless you're a huge Wolverine fan, then maybe go back and catch up, but this plot just isn't relevant here.

Rogue and Gambit are still hanging around here, though. That's still fun!

X-Men #7

Not much to say - I just like the action/hero shot.

X-Men #7

Another action sequence where Rogue and Gambit get to be badasses together! Rogue is so sassy here. I really appreciate her.

Anyway - they save Wolverine from Omega Red and Fenris! Whoo!

X-Men #7

...and that's really it! We end our arc with Rogue and Gambit standing next to each other.

Can't say this was the most exciting arc we get, but at least they get some nice action sequences and nearly all of their appearances are next to each other. There is this kind of underlying vibe that they're kind of a pair now, despite the fact that the date and anything from issue #4 was not commented on.

Well, it will be... Buckle up kids, because we're for a whole lot of fun in X-Men #8. ;)

[platinumrosetail]

Can I have yandere Macaqua and sun x mk older sister. Separately

Like the reader is from the future and was sent to the past on a accident Join the journey to the West with the monkey boys

But the boys fell in love with her and was obsessed with her but didn't know she was from the future.

So when the reader final got back to the future with her precious little brother mk who is also like a son to her cuz she raised him. But also finds out that the monkey king is his mentors and Macaqa as well and she try to tell mk don't tell them about her. Plus she doesn't want to break his heart about what they are like. There true SLef plus she pergent with there cub. So during the fight with lbd mk says he needs to get his sister/mom and says reader name and says there with cub

And they snap at that and fight and win against Lbd and sun who was taken over snaps out of it when he hears that cuz his dealing is having another Cub ( we all know sun and Macaqa think of mk like a son.

And this time they won't let them go

I am speechless as this is such a cool and interesting request!! Hope I do it justice that it deserves!!

Also me and hoshi (this lovely darling) both talked and she meant that mk is the cub that (Y/n) raised as her little brother so letting you guys know about that before I start!

I checked in with how his and she changed from them being separate to being shadow peach x reader so a heads up about that!!

Warning: noob author, female reader, yandere characters, and others

Characters: sun wukong, macaque, separately.

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Shadowpeach:

It was when you were attacked by a group of demons did you meet sun and the others. You had heard stories from tang about them so you quickly know who they are and that they would save you because of Tripitaka being with them.

Sun was still suspicious of you even though he can clearly see that you hold no aura like a god/goddess or demon would have when he looks at their direction. Pigsy like you but that was because of his fixation and liking towards woman. Sandy was definitely like the one from your time and like with your sandy you get along great with this sandy as well plus it confirms both yours and sandy theory about the reincarnation. Tripitaka was a sweet and caring one, trying to make sure you’re comfortable, but is simply too naive and such a damsel in distress that it gets tiring and stressed when he believed every demon made up story.

Which is why you and monkey king gets along with each other than before now with how you two try and convince Tripitaka that he should at least be cautious and suspicious with how there’s been many demon kidnappings .

Some of the demons also went as far as kidnapping you and Tripitaka which infuriated monkey king than it should have which he soon understands why when the group had visited a town and he saw another male flirting with you even though you clearly showed signs you weren’t interested plus one time when you were helping a lost child find their mother.

You had met macaque the sixes eared by pure chance when you went up on the roof for some fresh air also making sure to bring your weapons that you soon started to use against the demons that try to come after you as well as Tripitaka you two talked for a a bit and he told you about how you shouldn’t trust the monkey king as he betrayed him and his kingdom all those years ago but you quickly explained to macaque what had happened about when he disappeared from them.

You were shocked that monkey king was in a relationship with macaque as there wasn’t anything said about their relationship but you guess that it was kept a secret for reasons unknown to you.

You, monkey king, and macaque had started falling in love with each other once you finally had them rekindled their relationship that monkey king didn’t know was even broken. Though soon after you three become an item monkey king soon gave you permission to call him sun, macaque had already allowed for you to call him macaque.

With the intimate times you three had spend together with no sort of protection it wasn’t long before you fell pregnant you were going to tell them but before you could you were swiftly pulled back into your time like when you were pushed back to the past. Your sudden disappearance made the two demon monkeys furious with each other as they thought the other was hiding her for themselves which lead to sun killing macaque out of blind rage, though what the two did know was that she was with a child from their senses put together.

Tang and pigsy were shocked to finally see you’re pregnant after a month of searching ways to get you back. Pigsy scolded you but you had explained that it the child was made from love rather than a one night stand gone wrong though the more you thought about it you think it would be best if you raised the child as you’re brother rather than your son, which tang and pigsy hesitantly agreed as it was your child and they only want the best for you and the child.

Your son grew up to be a energetic young man;he get’s your kindness, suns liking for bright coulombs, and dark hair from macaque though he doesn’t know about this as pigsy, tang, sandy and you kept it a secret as you didn’t feel exactly ready for a child at that very moment and cause of protection of any kind as there still could be enemy’s from macaque and sun still alive till this day.

When mk showed off sun’s staff he interpreted your shock as something like the others but really it’s how he found his actual father’s staff. When he started training with sun and soon after macaque you had hoped that he only briefly mentioned you or never mentioned you at all as you don’t want to go through the heart break of seeing them having moved on from what happened between the three of you so hopefully mk took pity on you without him knowing and spared you.

When sun had heard your name from mk he couldn’t only think it was someone different and not his (Y/n) as she and their cub would most likely be dead by now, maybe the cub still being alive with his and macaques blood but with how the cub has a quarter of humans blood they could be too old to be able to do the things he sadly missed out on.

Though when he finally joined the group and seen you still young and thriving made him have all sorts of emotion in him which lead him to only stare at you most of the time if it weren’t for the others questions and needing to guid the others to the samadhi fire.

Macaque had known you were alive but couldn’t interact with you in fear of what lbd would do to you if she found out about you.

When sun got amnesia from the pepper he was shocked to see you as it been a long while that he started to think you and the cub had passed away before the cub was able to be born. He hugged you but made sure to be carful and mindful as he has a lot of strength and caused he might hurt the non existing baby that he doesn’t know is already born.

It wasn’t until sun got possessed by lbd did mk’s true father or fathers were brought to light which broke lbd spell that she had on sun and soon after lbd was defeated and you three rekindled your relationship plus having a sun along with another one on the way soon after.

(A/n: hoped you like what i did with it! And i did more than 7 paragraphs as i thought it was needed for this request. Anyway hope you have a wonderful day/evening/night!!)

[yansimstorythatiwillnotworkon]

Emile Cappella

Name: Emile Cappella

Gender: Male

Class: 2-1

Club: None

Persona: Sleuth

Reputation:

Overall: +30

Liked: +30

Respected: +20

Fear: +10

Crush: Colleen Smith

Strength: Incapable

Likes: Money, Gossip, Reading, The Supernatural, Psychology

Dislikes: Justice, Video Games, Anime, Family, Memes

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I think Emile might just be one of my more normal characters. While writing about him, I figured out that I wanted to keep him as a light-hearted, well-meaning character.

The only problem that occurs is his incurable nosy-ness. Originally, he was based on two generally light-hearted and well-liked characters from two different fandoms, and Emile was meant to make up the worst of both of those characters by being more secretive and sneaky. As of now, he's just nosy and a nerd.

But, similar to other well-meaning characters (like Fureddo, Kuroko, most of the Martial arts club), his willingness to help tied with his inability to mind his business might lead to an untimely end. Not that I have one planned out at the moment, but I'm glad I can put him in a certain "category". That will definitely help me proceed with the story.

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1. Emile doesn't talk about this often, but he depends quite a lot on his peers for entertainment. This us why he likes gossip and myths so much- so he can decide whether or not it's true by gathering evidence. Alternatively speaking, he hopes to turn his life into constant twists and turns of mystery for the sake of making his life less boring.

2. He likes meeting and chatting with his friends' parents as a way to get closer to them.

3. Popularly, he's known for being a goody nerd- making jokes that reference academic studies and such. Due to this, he's THE most popular student tutor available.

4. Thanks to people coming to Emile for studies. He often hears bits and pieces of drama and his classmates' lives. Unfortunately, he's 100% one to like gossip and ends up blabbing about private knowledge that he's able to confirm as true.

Colleen Smith: Emile, despite it being common knowledge that he has a crush on Colleen, has managed to be perceived as suspicious by her due to his very frequent attempts to get closer to her. He knows very well that she's regularly very suspicious of things she's not used to, so he hopes that by interacting with her often, she'll become more used to him.

Chojo Tekina: Chojo is considered a very good friend by Emile, as Emile likes hearing him blab about the supernatural. It's an interest they both have in common, and their dynamic consists of Chojo finding myths and Emile investigating to see if they're true or not. Together. The two are something like kids detectives, despite socially being known as Pilar opposites.

Kaga Kusha: Kaga and Emile don't know each other well because Kaga (thankfully) Likes to keep his peers a very far distance from his personal life. Still, Emile likes to run info-gathering errands for Kaga from time to time simply because it helps him learn things- which is Emile's favorite hobby. Sometimes Kaga let's some information about himself slip during random ramblings, which Emile likes to keep in mind.

[loveyazy]

Hi! So I haven't read acotar (well a little bit but it didn't hook me) but I've been reading your posts about the upcoming book and I'm so curious, I don't know these characters but the second hand gossip is fun and I'm rooting for them lol when does the book come out? when will it be announced who the protagonists are?

JSHDKAKJSD I had written so much on my phone but then I closed all the apps and I lost it so hopefully I can remember most of it still.

The thing is it's OBVIOUS it's going to be Elain. She has even said in this interview x at 25:00. I don't know why people genuinely think GWYN is going to be the next book 🫠. Her purpose was to help Nesta. Outside of that, there is not much left to tell of her story. It's done. TBH, I completely forgot she even existed after I finished reading ACOSF. Like I kept seeing posts about her on my insta discover, and I was like who tf is Gwyn? 💀

Also just... ELAIN IS THE THIRD ARCHERON SISTER. How can it NOT be about her when Feyre had the first three and then Nesta had the fourth? Like it's so painfully obvious. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just delusional.

Even if it's not Elain and it happens to be Mor, it's NOT going to be Gwyn before Elain LMFAO.

But this is why I think it's going to be Elriel and not Elucien.

Firstly, Koschei the Deathless. The story follows Ivan marries his THREE SISTERS to THREE WIZARDS.

Ivan saw his three sisters wed to the first suitors who came across them—wizards in the form of birds.

Hmmm THREE SISTERS. BIRDS >>>> BATS. 👀

Eventually Ivan goes on to defeat Koschei with the help of his sisters and their husbands.

And then we have another Koschei retelling. The FOX and the FIREBIRD. Listen Sarah was not subtle with the names. Vasalisa >> Vassa. Lucien had a fox mask in ACOTAR, making him the obvious fox. You can read more on it here but I'm going to do a quick summary.

A king has a garden that produces one gold apple a day, but it was stolen every night. He promised half his kingdom to whichever son could catch the thief. He has three sons, and they all tried to catch it. The third son saw the firebird and shot at it, and hit the bird in the wing, but it escaped and left behind a golden feather. The king wants the fire bird and promises whoever brings the fire bird alive would get half the kingdom and be the heir. So they all go out to find the Fire Bird, and they all encounter a Red Fox.

The fox approaches each prince, and asks for something to eat, but the first two shoot at it. The third prince shares his food. So the Red Fox takes him to the palace where the fire bird is and tells him how to grab the fire bird by putting it in the wooden cage, not the golden. Well, the prince says how can a lovely bird be in a wooden cage and proceeds to put it back in the golden, but then basically sounds an alarm and he gets arrested. The King tells him to bring him back a golden man.

The fox says he'll help the prince, but of course the prince is a dumbass and goes I'm gonna choose the pretty one instead of the one the fox told me to choose and he gets arrested and this king says bring back Princess Goldilocks from the Golden Palace in the Black Sea.

Anyways it goes on and the third brother is betrayed by his other two, and the fox brings him back to life. In the end he gets the kingdom, the firebird, Goldilocks, etc. The fox is very instrumental in this story.

SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL OF ACOTAR

We have hints that Lucien and Vassa are very close. They talk to each other. Plus they live together along with Jurian.

Plus if it was going to be Elucien there would be hints that Elain even had romantic feelings for him. Even a little attraction. She doesn't. She literally stares at a boiling tea kettle until he leaves because she doesn't want to spend any time with him.

She wants nothing to do with him. And yes sure she says she doesn't want a male, but remember that she is still dealing with the traumatic events of being forced into the cauldron and being changed.

This though, happens a year later with Azriel...

Imagine seeing this in the most recent book, and thinking they're like siblings. Sounds like the antis have some sort of incesty weird freaky ass sibling relationships. 😬

This also happens in the book, which I believe is during the same time? But Az's was a bonus chapter and this was available to everyone.

Elain is not herself around Lucien. I don't understand how anyone can see their relationship and think that's going to be endgame. This was the most recent book.

Even before ACOSF, Nesta and Cassian had this in the previous book that alluded to their romance.

But there is absolutely nothing to allude to any sort of Elucien romance. Elain wants NOTHING to do with Lucien. And honestly, I don't blame her. Who would? He was a part of the most traumatic thing that ever happened to her.

I'll never understand Elucien shippers. If you like Lucien, why would you ship him with someone who wants nothing to do with him? If you like Elain why would you ship her with someone she wants nothing to do with?

I'm 10000000% convinced the Elucien shippers are just Gwynriels who ship them so they can have their ship justified, but most of their evidence is just their headcanons, and them not being able to read between the lines and interpreting things very wrong.

[authorchia]

⋆｡˚ ☁︎ ˚ 𝚂𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚕𝚢. ⋆｡𖦹 °

𝚅𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗

AHA! I knew I would make a dedicated post for my personal r1999 crack ship! If you see this post you're in for a ride because I will make you interested in this ship~

As you may know from the title, I ship Shamane x Eternity, or I also like to call it SeaGoat/Capricorn. I already have a few reasons and headcanons for this couple, so heads up! Long post incoming below!

💙 Ship name origin

It was a usual day in the r1999 discord server, and at that time they were talking about ships and stuff. I playfully asked if there's a good name for my ShamaNity ship. Then I got a revelation that I can call them SeaGoat because of Shamane's udimo and Eternity's sea/ocean theme! And one of the members said "...Capricorn". At first I was confused so I googled it AND I FOUND OUT CAPRICORN IS A SEA GOAT! "THIS IS GENIUS" I said, so that's how I adopt the ship name! Though I know it doesn't really fit with one of Eternity's voiceline. But if I name it OceanGoat... it's- uh- you get the point.

💙 Their dynamics

Good lord, they give off so many dynamics... But looking at their voicelines and in-game lore:

1. I can pretty much tell they're both yappers (in a good way). Eternity talks about mostly about seafood and about her experience as an immortal, while Shamane talks all about his journey being a shaman and some giving food to us (Vertin). I can see them talk back and forth about their experiences from their respective lives. They could know how each sees the world through the eyes of a mortal and an immortal. I like to think the suitcase feels lively as the both of them always talk to each other, no matter the time or circumstances (✿ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)⁾⁾

2. THEY'RE BOTH OLD. In the current global roster, Shamane is the oldest of all the male characters (being 45 y/o) while Eternity is the oldest of all the female characters (being over a century old because she's a vampire). They definitely act like an old married couple. They'll be the suitcase crew's parents like isn't that just the sweetest thing?

3. Their Ultimate animation Just look at these!!!

Shamane represents the sky while Eternity represents the sea/ocean, and it really tickles my neurons thinking about it. NOT TO MENTION Shamane's ultimate also has what it looks like some sort of lake? The point is that they both have something to do with water on it!

4. They both can fill their loneliness This more just me doing some headcanon, but from Eternity's voicelines, I can tell she's pretty lonely. Being an immortal has its advantages but also comes with a price. I haven't seen Shamane's full backstory, but judging from the trailer, he definitely went through a lot on his journey to become a shaman. As the two gets closer, Eternity would find him amusing yet inspiring for he's still alive after going through so much as a mortal and Shamane would find her intriguing and would be curious about the immortal's life. They slowly find solace with each other, the shaman receiving simple yet genuine love and care while the vampire gets to have someone who can have fun and relax together. Though Eternity knows they won't last forever, for Shamane's life is nothing but temporary in her eyes. She will be lonely in the end, like she always have, but at least she got to experience something new...

💙 Last words

Aaaaaand that's the end of why I ship them! If you made it this far, WOW! You certainly are a reader, my friend! Have a cookie for compensation~ 🍪

[savachpencil]

Call Of Duty - Black Ops 6

Alejo "Toro" Carasco 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

Headcanons-

This actually works more as a personal take on the character? I'm projecting My culture on him. (From one Argentine to another)

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+ SFW. Crimson One Operator.

Related to his background:

• Born around 1966, in the game events he surely is 25/27 years old as he's described as young.

• Place of birth, Salta, Córdoba, or Mendoza cause i cannot conceive that he might be from Buenos Aires. Country side.

• He was born and lived through two military dictatorships; Carlos Ongania (1966-1973) / Junta Militar (1976-1983).

• Lower class citizen.

• Children of divorced parents. Father left at early age so his older brother took care of being the man the house who went to Malvinas War at 19 years old dying there. I imagine Alejo might have been 15-17 when that happened. Then he decided to travel from the interior of the country to the capital to be able to enter in the Argentinian Navy.

• I theorize that he could have been part of an amphibious command, naval prefecture, or a marine command before the Argentine army was dismantled. The yellow handkerchief on his arm is related to a Argentinian Task Force deployed in the Malvinas even thought he was not there.

• He decided to become a mercenary by fleeing the country when the national government took actions against the army after the last coup (1976). He is probably a fugitive, a deserter, or a persona non grata in the country.

• For canonical cultural reasons, he fervently hates the British and Chileans.

• His last name is actually "Carrasco", but it was misspelled in his file.

Related to his person:

• It is impossible for him to not speak without saying a curse in almost each sentence.

• Loves fucking around but despises finding out. He mockes people but can't take back mockery.

• Heavy joker, he bothers his companions out of boredom and because he feels comfortable among them.

• Doesn't likes being alone; wich makes him a loud talkative creature cause he likes the attention. He needs to attract attention to himself. I see him able to follow You around just to keep a conversation while You try to scape from him.

• Behind that ego there is a great insecurity perhaps???? That need of approval the description mentions is for a reason.

• Short temperament, street smart but easy to provoke. He is very confident of himself, which brings him problems since he can underestimate things.

• Competitive af. Likes to have the last word at discussions; and oh shit, don't touch the topic of politics because that is closing the coffin for You.

• He seems like a guy with ADHD with a very extroverted character.

• His loyalty is absolute to the people who earn it.

Other stuff i headcanon about him:

• He's 175cm / 5'8" like the average male Argentinian.

• Good card player.

• Will throw a random fact about himself or his country, doing that often. Misses his homeland.

• He likes to pretend he doesn't understand English when teammates speak to him in English to annoy them.

• He has a nickname for every one of them.

• Jackson Caine by now is the only person that knows how to handle his behavior keeping him on line outside tasks.

• He's pissed that he can't find Yerba Mate anywhere. Avid drinker of mate and almost any kind of alcohol You can give him.

• National Rock enjoyer. (Charli García, Sumo, Los Abuelos de la Nada, Los prisioneros, Virus, Soda Estereo, Fito Páez, Serú Giran, etc.) And a good party dancer.

• He surerly prefers to be addressed by his last name or nickname rather than his first name by strangers; That's something really common here.

• He knows a thing or two about mechanics and economy. Great crafter, and knows how to make good ribs.

• Wild football fan, he went rabid and feral once the Argentine national team won the World Cup in 1974 and 1986. So yeah, he a Maradona and Kempes lover.

• Excellent hand-eye coordination, a football player in his neighborhood as a child. Give him a ball and he will be entertained for a couple of hours.

• His body paint stains everything.

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- A song that could be his Main Theme.

HE HAS SELF STEEM ISSUES AND DADDY ISSUES.

I did common sense common sense of why he might not have a dad.

Reasons ☝🏼🤓 -

- Attached to his older brother

- He sought a replacement with Caine.

- It's really a normal thing here dad leaving and more at that time where people were disappearing in the midst of an economic crisis.

- His temperament and need of approval of making someone proud. And i quote:

"Because of his need to prove his worth, Toro often angers his peers."

"Did everybody see that?! Please tell me You saw that!"

"See??? I told You that You need me."

- He needs an older brother figure to look at.

That just screams he doesn't has a dad.

There's more I could add but I can't think of much more right now, maybe I'll make a second part!

Man, voice acting made him have dialogues with mexican terms...

[tnoy-keraxis]

What would each CC characters podcasts be about

THE QUESTION EVER!!!!!! I have developed this au so far and I love talking about it. I am going to put a cut after the background info because im going to be so annoying

So, for background, they all work for a little podcast network known in my heart as 'Bogs Hollow FM' (BHFM) <3. It was founded by Ragweed and The Narrator (David)* after their podcast was so successful that they could afford to not only expand their podcast but acquire others and fund some new ones!

*Note: I know that this mixes the two layers of fiction that we are given in CC. I know that the Narrator and Ragweed don't actually know the main characters. I know the characters are played by The Players. I know the story in CC is mostly fiction. This is just me having fun <3 Im just saying this because I would argue with myself over this.

but anyway!!! talk about the podcasts below the cut because this shit is LONG (i know you didnt ask for all the lore but i like talking)

Starting with the one that started it all, Ragweed and David have a weekly podcast called The Woodblock (this is one of the few names I'm sure of). It is just general news/guys talking. It got popular fast and good on them. It's become a huge production and most of the audience just shitposts about how they seemingly get divorced every episode. Ragweed's real name isn't Ragweed, but he refuses to tell anyone what his real name is.

Then, when The Woodblock became so successful, and they started BHFM, they acquired 3 other podcasts that were already successful in their own right and gave them increased funding.

First, The Prince (Nicholas) has a podcast which is essentially a painful rehash of alpha-male podcasts. But it did not find it's intended audience... Now it's essentially got the worlds queerest audience that just makes fun of him, but he does not notice. People assume it's a parody. It was originally just him, until he bullied Tadius into being his cohost but that's a story for another day

Then, Ella has an audience helpline podcast where she just answers questions and does general self-help/wellbeing content. We love a girl working through her trauma and helping others at the same time. She doesn't have a cohost but occasionally invites Lucy and Justine on, but they don't take things seriously enough. It is her sanctuary, and she wants to keep it as just hers. The last podcast they acquired was The Stepmother's podcast which is just an aggressive drama podcast, tragically the only way I can explain the energy is Frenemies meets Drama Alert, and I hope that gives you an idea of how horrific the energy is. Putrice and Rancilda are frequently their as well.

But when they acquired those 3, they also got handed some spin-off podcasts (which i dont have much to say about):

Rancilda has a daily riddles podcast that she is "hiding" from her stepmother (she isn't, its call "ranciriddles"). She has an audience suggested riddle every week.

Putrice has a more lowkey gossip podcast because she wants to be just like her mother but its way less toxic and tbh it's a good time.

Lucy and Justine have like a fun little sleepover style podcast, they just play games and talk and have a good time. They once did a whole episode reading fanfic about The Prince and Tadius just to fuck with them.

Crumb and Sir Hop-a-Lot (real names Chris and Harold <3) have a motivational/workout podcast, they are just the world's most chaotic duo, no one really understands what their podcast is trying to be.

The Fairy Queen has a daily affirmations podcast that she films at 3am. No one knows her real name. No one knows who she is.

and then lastly, they have a group dnd podcast run by David with the exact plot to Cinderella's Castle. It's a mess.

and that's a basic rundown of all the podcasts. There has been a lot of drama between them all including the aforementioned fanfic beef, the several times Tadius has been locked in a storage cupboard and why the Fairy Queen records at 3am but that's a post for another day.

[searchingforgravity]

Love Me Tender PART 1(Elvis/Austin!Elvis x Reader)

Character/Fandom: Elvis - Elvis (2022)

Prompt: You are in the front row in an Elvis concert when he starts singing Love Me Tender, starting towards the sea of women. At the blink of an eye, he is suddenly over you, looking in your eyes as he leans down for a kiss. You decide to give it your all as you kiss him with as much need as you feel in that moment. You aren't expecting him to pull you in for another kiss, sparking something within the two of you.

TW: Smut, sex, handjob, fingering, dry humping, praise kink, dirty talk

Rating: Mature/Explicit

Word Count: 6361

A/N: This is a long one, but I got inspired to write this by Elvis' Love Me Tender performance. Also, Vegas era Elvis has me in a death grip.

You feel his lips soft against yours. You can't help the flutter in your heart as you stand on your tip toes. This is a once in a lifetime chance, and you're not planning on waisting a single second of it. Ignoring the fact that there are hundreds of eyes on the two of you, you deepen the kiss, pressing your lips hard onto his warm, plush ones as your tongue comes in contact with his bottom lip. You feel him pull away before snapping your eyes open, the roar of the crowd still in the background as you lock eyes with him. Slight surprise plays on his features before a smirk forms on his mouth, those damn hypnotizing blue eyes penetrate yours before he drops his gaze to your lips. Before you can register what's happening, he is dipping his head down to you again, his lips connecting to yours with more urgency than before. A shock of pleasure shoots through you as he gently places his large hand on the side of your face, causing you to sigh into his mouth. Much too soon for your liking, he removes himself from you before continuing down the stage, kissing women as he went.

You are so shocked, you just stand there with your mouth slightly agape, trying to process what just happened. You had just kissed Elvis Presley, and he kissed you a second time. The sounds of the people around snap you back to your senses as your best friend, Amy, shakes your shoulder. The noise is suddenly too much as you have to strain to hear what she is yelling at you. "Oh my God! Elvis Presley just kissed you!" She screams in your ear, but it sounds far away as you're still paralyzed from what just happened. "(Y/N)!" Amy shouts, shaking your arm more aggressively. This snaps you out of your trance as a wave of exhilaration runs through you, plastering a stupid smile across your face as you turn to her. "Oh my God!" you shout, yelling like a school girl as your cheeks flush a bright crimson.

The rest of the show goes by in a blur, with you and Amy clinging to each other and screaming as your childhood crush traipses around the room, teasing every woman at the concert. You are about to yell over to Amy when you hear an "Excuse me, miss." You look in the direction from where you heard this male voice and see a tall man towering over you with fire engine red hair. You would later discover that this man's name is 'Red' West, and that he's Elvis' friend and bodyguard. He looks at you inquisitively before leaning in slightly, trying to keep what he is saying private. "Mr. Presley would like to see you after the show."

You can almost feel your heart stop at this. You couldn't have possibly heard him right. You look up on stage to find Elvis on the far end, preoccupied with the crowd. You look back at Red and he is watching you, waiting for an answer. "W-What?" You say back, loud enough for him to hear, but quiet enough to be somewhat discreet. You assume he doesn't want to arouse suspicion as he simply asks "What is your answer?"

After finally wrapping your head around the idea that Elvis wants to see you after the show, all you can do is vigorously nod your head. This makes him smirk a little to himself before he gently takes your arm as he starts to lead you away. You convince him to let you take your friend with you and after he looks your friend up and down, it doesn't take him long to agree before you are both being led backstage. After what seems like hours of weaving through the crowd, you arrive to a lounge area with about two dozen people. Some of which you recognize as the as the Memphis Mafia with their arms slung around various women, some giddy and hanging on their every word, and some talking amongst themselves. There are various men there as well as their eyes land on you and Amy as you walk in, giving the two of you the once-over. You suddenly become self conscious as you turn to Red. "Please, help yourselves to any food or drinks you wish. Elvis should be done within the next 20 minutes," Red says as he motions to a corner in the room with various alcohol and snacks.

After you and Amy grab a drink, you huddle together and observe the room of people, talking amongst yourselves. "Oh my God, I can't believe this is happening," she whispers in your ear, her eyes wide as she stands there, starstruck. You aren't much better as your nerves start bubbling up to the surface. Your mind keeps coming back to the fact that Elvis wants to see you after the show. Just the thought of it makes your stomach flip. Your eyes trail over the room with half a dozen women and you wonder if you're one of many women he inquired about.

The rest of his set goes by quickly and you are suddenly standing alone. Amy demanded that she was to stay by your side but one of Elvis' friends, Jerry, couldn't take his eyes off her. He asked if she wanted to talk over by the sofas and he seemed like a genuinely good man, so you told her to go enjoy herself. After some hesitation, she smiled softly at him before joining him on one of the sofas. You now cradle your drink in your hands, much too nervous to consume it. The music had stopped and everyone is now waiting with bated breath for the superstar to walk into the room. After some commotion, Elvis finally appears through the opening and you can't help the gasp that leaves your lips.

His eyes are slightly drooped with exertion, his face flushed and his exposed chest glistening with sweat. His swollen, pouty lips are parted as he pants softly, taking a white handkerchief from one of his entourage as he brings it to his face. People start crowding around him, congratulating him as he makes his way to the far side of the room for some water. "Thank you, honey," he breathes to a woman about your age, who is practically hanging on his arm, telling him how amazing he did. You quickly look away from the scene, the stinging bite of jealousy coursing through you. He probably invited her backstage, too. You suddenly feel stupid that you'd expected anything from being invited back here tonight. A good 15 minutes go by of him mingling with people as you look over at Amy, who is completely engrossed in what Jerry is saying to her, his hand resting on the dip in her back. You turn your attention back to your drink as you swirl the liquid around in the glass, bringing it to your lips.

"Hey, beautiful," you hear, suddenly pulled out of your thoughts. You look up in the direction of the voice and see none other than Elvis' eyes looking back at you. It takes you by such surprise that you choke on your drink, throwing yourself into a fit of coughing. He quirks an eyebrow at you as a soft chuckle leaves his lips. "Didn't mean to scare ya', honey," he chuckles as he leans closer to you. Your eyes scan the room for the woman he was just with, and you find her engaged with another man, though she doesn't look enthused. Your eyes widen slightly as he inches forward, making a private area for you both as his body creates a barrier from you to the rest of the room. Your cheeks flush at his boldness as you take a step back out of reflex. "I-I'm sorry. I just- you caught me off guard..." you trail, humiliation playing on your face from stumbling your words in front of him. This is your first conversation and you're already messing it up.

"That's alright, darlin', you don't gotta be nervous," he says lowly, as his eyes sweep over your face, landing on your lips. "You certainly weren't at the show tonight," he mumbles as he pulls his gaze away from your lips to look in your eyes again. He is so close to you, that you can feel the warmth radiating off of him. Your cheeks flush again as you back up once more, your head suddenly dizzy. "I didn't know you'd like it so much," you say before you think. He smirks at your response, his eyes darkening the slightest bit. "A kiss like that? You really know how to make a man want you," he breathes as he inches closer again, your back hitting the wall as you back up more, your breath catching in your throat. "Hey E.P., get over here! I want you to meet someone!" a man shouts from behind you two. An exasperated groan leaves his lips as he looks at you for a second longer. "Wait for me," he says, his eyes suddenly pleading with you. You can only nod as you gaze up at him. Your head is spinning from his closeness, and you think that in that moment you would do anything he asked you to. Then, in an instant, he turns and joins one of his friends as they introduce him to a bombshell of a woman.

You exhale the breath you'd been holding, your face flushing at the intimacy of what just happened. Your eyes search desperately for Amy who is now tucked away in a corner of the room with Jerry. You rush over to her, and when you approach the two, they are so engrossed in each other that she doesn't notice you standing beside her. "Amy," you call sternly at her side. She is smiling stupidly at something Jerry has just told her. "Yes?" she says in a sing song voice, her eyes never leaving his. "Uh, I need to talk to you...alone."

At this, she pulls her eyes away from him to look at you. "I'll be right back. Will you wait for me?" she breathes to Jerry and he takes her hand in his, giving it a tender kiss. "Of course." You are then pulling her to an abandoned hallway. Your blood is suddenly heating up as you think of a plan. "What?" Amy hisses, clearly annoyed you had pulled her away from Jerry. "What are you, in love with him or something?" you retort in a hushed voice. She rolls her eyes as she cocks her eyebrow at you, waiting for you to get the the point. You huff as you try to sort through your thoughts.

"We need to leave," you start as you look for the exit. "What?!" she says loudly, prompting you to shush her. "Are you crazy?!" she hisses in a whisper. "No! Amy...I think Elvis wants to spend the night with me," you whisper harshly causing her jaw to drop. "Why the hell would you want to leave?! You really are cra-" she starts before stopping in her tracks, her eyes widening. You are about to ask her what's wrong when you hear a familiar voice from behind you. "Hello ladies. I hope I'm not interrupting."

Your body goes stiff as a smirk forms on Amy's face. "Absolutely not, Mr. Presley!" she chimes, giving him her award winning smile. It sometimes annoys you how much of a people person she is. You turn to look at Elvis and his eyes instantly land on yours, lingering there for a moment. "Jerry was just asking for you, sweet heart," He says to Amy as he pulls his gaze away from you, her face instantly lighting up. "Why, thank you," she says as she starts sauntering down the hall. In a last attempt to stop her, you grab to the fabric of her arm before she pulls away swiftly, leaving you alone in the hall with Elvis.

You swallow at the short silence that follows, looking towards the room of people, unaware of you and Elvis in the hall together. Your breathing becomes shallow as Elvis returns his gaze to you, taking a step closer. Your eyes snap to his as you stand stiff. Even in your current state of anxiety, you can't help the thrill that runs through you at this gorgeous man desiring you. "I thought I said to wait for me, little girl," he breathes, taking another step towards you, causing you to feel the warmth of his body. You take a small step backwards at his advance. He notices this, but makes no attempt to stop his advances, inching closer until he has you trapped between the wall behind you and his arms, which now rest on the wall on either side of your body.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd've thought you're scared of me," he whispers, now so close you can feel the warmth of his breath on your face. You can't take his gaze anymore as you look down, your mind completely muddled as you try to think of a way out of this. You don't hook up with people, it's just not who you are. Even if in this moment, you wanted nothing more than to feel his hands on you. "N-No, I just- I have to leave soon. My boyfriend will be-" you lie in an attempt to stop his advances. A soft laugh leaves his plush lips, interrupting your sentence. "Aw, now c'mon, honey. You're gonna hafta do a little better than that," he pokes as he inches ever so closer, your bodies almost touching.

"If you really don't want me, just say so," he mumbles as he dips his head down to your ear, his lips ghosting just over the shell, causing a slight tickle. "But I'd very much enjoy your company tonight." Your cheeks flush at this as your mind spins. You bring your hands to his chest in an attempt to push him away, but he is quick to grasp at your wrist, keeping it on him as it slips through the fabric to his bare chest, causing you to feel his heartbeat, it's pace quicker than you anticipated. You gasp softly at this as you are stunned in place, your hand soft on his chest.

"I-I'm not that kinda girl," you whisper, your voice suddenly failing you as your mouth runs dry. "I'm sure there are many girls in there that can give you what you want," you breathe out, bringing your gaze up to his. He looks back at you and you can see pure desire in his gaze as he looks at you longingly. "I want you," he whispers as his hand leaves your wrist, trailing to your cheek as he cradles your face gently in his hand.

You are just about to protest when he leans down, connecting his lips to yours. Another small gasp leaves your mouth as you grab at the fabric of his jumpsuit, preparing to push him away. He can sense your plans as his hand leaves your face, his arms wrapping around your waist as he pulls you flush against him, deepening the kiss. Suddenly, your self restraint snaps as you feel him hard against your thigh. You sigh at this, wrapping your hands around his neck, pulling him down to your height as you open your mouth to give him access to you. A soft groan leaves his mouth as he stumbles slightly at the surprise of your action, before quickly regaining his composure, his tongue slipping into your mouth and quickly connecting with yours.

The kiss is heated and needy as his hands come to your hips, squeezing slightly. His tongue swirls around yours as he claims dominance over it, causing a soft moan to escape your throat. Your face flushes at the sound and this snaps you back to reality as you push him away, suddenly gasping for air as it's become hard to breathe. He tries pulling you back to him, his breathing now quick and heated as he leans down to connect his lips to yours. "No! It's- there are people here," you hiss, using all of your strength to resist him. "Come to my room with me," he begs as he pulls you impossibly close, making you feel the strain of his cock in his white jumpsuit. Your face flushes as you consider this, pulling your bottom lip between your teeth in hesitation.

"Elvis," you whisper, your hand coming back to his chest, not to push him away, but to feel the fast pace of his heart. He rests his left hand over top of yours as his other comes to the wall by your face. "Say you will," he mumbles, leaning over you. You will yourself to look in his eyes and they are looking back at you with a wanting you've never experienced from another man. In that moment, you know you'll stay the night with him. "Hey E.P.- oh, sorry," you hear from your right side as you both turn in the direction of the voice, still entangled in each other. You see Jerry standing there in the opening as you pull away from Elvis, him clearing his throat softly as he runs his hand through his hair. "What, Jer?" Elvis questions, slight irritation in his voice.

"Well, I was just gonna say- a few of us are going to go out if you and (y/n) wanna come." Anxiety courses through you at his words, knowing that now Elvis would have you all to himself with no more interruptions. "I actually think we're gonna retire for the night, but have a good time." Mortification floods your senses as Jerry nods knowingly. "Right well, see ya' later. Nice to meet you (y/n)." With that it's just you and Elvis again. This time, the connected room is empty, you hadn't even noticed people starting to leave. Elvis gently takes your hand as he leads you down the hall, through the lounge room. When you arrive at an elevator, your heart is pounding in your chest as he presses the button leading upstairs.

You avoid his gaze as you look down, your hand in his. The silence that falls between you two is a little awkward. You are wracking your brain for something to say when he beats you to it. "Have you never done this before?" Your face flushes as you look up at him. You are surprised to see a soft smirk on his face. It makes you scoff as you reply "Sorry, I don't usually sleep around with men I've just met." He holds up his hand in defense as a soft chuckle escapes his lip. "Didn't mean no harm by it, darlin'."

Suddenly, the elevator dings as the doors open. "Ladies first," he mumbles as he kisses your cheek, the suddenness of it making you blush as you step in the elevator. As he steps in, he presses the penthouse floor, snaking his arm around your waist, feeling your body tense. "Baby, relax. I ain't gonna hurt ya'...unless you like that kinda thing," he mumbles as he dips down to kiss your cheek again. You roll your eyes at this, but relax into his touch, a soft sigh leaving your lips. "There she is," he mumbles as he turns you towards him, his lips trailing slowly down to your neck, gently suckling on it. You gasp at the sensation as your hands reflexively fly to his neck. He quickly pulls you closer and your thigh comes in contact with his clothed cock again, impossibly hard.

You decide to gently rub against him, now desperate for some friction as his kisses are getting you hot and bothered. He gasps when he feels this, pulling you closer than before, his hands cautiously coming to rest on your ass. You surprise yourself when you pull his face up to yours, kissing him with a new urgency. A groan leaves his throat as he kisses you back hard. The kiss is sloppy as he tangles his hands in your hair, grinding himself onto you as he plunges his tongue in your mouth, forcing it past your lips. A small whine escapes from you as you pull him down to you further, your hands still wrapped around his neck. He groans into your mouth again when he feels you bite down on his bottom lip, the sound causing lust to course through you.

The ding of the elevator forces you two to pull away from each other reluctantly. "C'mon, honey," he groans as he grabs your hand, practically dragging you down the hall. He unlocks the door swiftly as he pulls you inside. You stop for a moment as you see how beautiful the room is. It has a window wall overlooking the city, and is beautifully decorated, with gold and royal blues. He sighs as he nearly collapses on the couch, and you can see the exhaustion return to his face from the show. You walk over to him as you sit down, straddling his lap. "For someone who's never down this before, you sure do learn quick," he jokes as he smirks up at you. You roll your eyes at this. "You know what, maybe I have changed my mind..." you joke as you start to get off him. His hands come to grasp your thighs, keeping you in place.

A comfortable silence fills the room as you gaze down at him. He gently squeezes your thighs as his thumbs massage them. "You're so pretty," he mumbles as he looks up at you. You smile softly as you hesitantly bring your hand up to his hair. He sighs as he leans into your touch, now desperate for it as you fully thread your fingers through his damp locks. His hands trail to your waist as he leans his torso up to you, his lips reaching for yours, quivering the slightest bit from desire. You gladly connect your lips to his as you lean into him. The kiss starts out gently, but quickly turn into something more heated as his tongue invades your mouth for the third time that night.

He groans softly as you grind your hips into his, the kiss quickly turning into a make out session as you basically shoves your tongues down each others throat, moving in rhythm. He brings his hands to cup your cheeks as he smashes your mouth to his even harder than before, bucking his hips up to meet yours. A whine escapes your mouth at this as your hands come to rest on the back of the couch.

You gasp softly, when his hand slips under your dress to your panties. "Is this okay?" he mumbles against your lips as he pauses momentarily. You nod your head vigorously, causing him to laugh softly. He dips his hand under your panties to feel the slick between your legs, gasping at how completely soaked you are. "Jesus," he groans as he finds your clit, coating it with his now wet fingers as he circles it softly, his lips coming to kiss your neck.

You suck in a stuttering breath at this, grinding into his hand. A moan falls from your mouth as he picks up the pace. "That feel good, mama?" he groans as he nibbles on your neck, making your face flush. "Y-Yeah," you stutter quietly, your face beet red. "You embarrassed?" he mutters, slowing down his movements at your tone. He pulls his face away from your neck to look in your eyes, seeing how red you are. After a moment of debating with himself, he pulls his hand away from you. "No! Don't stop-" you start before he interrupts you. "Calm down, little honey. Let's go to the bedroom, I want ya' to be comfortable."

After collecting yourself off of him and leading you to his room, he looks at you for a moment. "Lay down for me," he mumbles, but as you go to, he catches your wrist in his hand. "Wait," he whispers softly as he glides his hands down your body. Your breath catches in your throat as he plays with the hem of your dress, inching it up until it's around your waist, his eyes on yours the whole time. Slowly, you lift your hands above your head so he can take it off the rest of the way.

Insecurity runs though you as he gazes at your body, now only covered in your bra and panties. You see his adams apple bob slightly in his throat as he swallows harshly. Your breath hitches as he drops to his knees in front of you, still fully clothed in his exposing suit. The sight is enough for you to come undone then and there. He brings his eyes up to yours in his new position, his eyes blown with lust as he leans forward, softly kissing your navel. His hands are warm on you as he softly dips them under the lace of your underwear, his eyes still on you for approval. You nod quickly, causing him to gently pull them down your legs. When they are completely off, he dips his head down and you feel his tongue on you.

You gasp as you reflexively pull back, making him bring his hands to your hips, keeping them in place as he licks a thick stripe up your opening to your clit, circling his tongue around it. Your hands come to his head as you try to hold your balance, pleasure coursing through you at the feeling of his tongue. He moans softly as he feels you pull his hair, pulling his face away from you as he kissing up your stomach. You groan in frustration, this now being the second time he's stopped in the middle of pleasing you.

He quirks an eyebrow as you now stands again, his lips kissing the valley between your breasts. "What, baby?" he asks innocently as if he doesn't know exactly what he's doing. You huff as you avoid his eyes, refusing to answer. He tsks teasingly as his hands come around to unhook your bra. "Now, honey. If we're gonna be together this way, you gotta tell me what's on your mind," he mutters in your ear as he slips yours bra off, letting it fall to the floor. "Don't tease me, Elvis," you groan, breathless. You feel the smirk on his lips as he kisses your shoulder. "That's my favorite part, watchin' you quiverin' for me," he mumbles, his hands softly cupping your breasts as he pulls away to look at them, swiping his thumbs over your sensitive nipples.

You just watch him, paralyzed where you stand, arousal now pooling in your core. He leans down, kissing them softly before releasing them, sucking his bottom lip into his mouth. "Lay down, honey," he croaks, his voice suddenly strained. You lay down as you're told and watch him struggle to get his suit off. "Come here," you say, finding your voice, causing him to look over to you. He obliges as he comes to the side of the bed. Leaning over, you trail your hands up his suit, resting them momentarily on his bare chest. You impulsively lean forward, placing soft, open mouthed kissing along his pecs, causing him to run his fingers through your hair.

After another moment of admiring his body, you push the fabric off his shoulders as he helps with the belt. A surprised gasp falls from your lips at seeing him not wearing any underwear as he stands before you now completely naked. "C'mere mama," he mumbles, hunger in his voice as he bends down, capturing your lips in his. Your eyes flutter closed at the sensation, pulling him on top of you. He follows your lead as he climbs over you on the bed, spreading your thighs with his strong, slightly calloused hands as he kneels in between them.

Your heart begins to race again as you softly drag your nails along his back, bringing your lips to his desperately. A small groan leaves his lips as he settles on top of you, his hands roaming around your naked form. He kisses you tenderly as he travels his long fingers in between your heat, finding your clit swiftly. You can't help but whine into his mouth as you reach around his neck, pulling him further down onto you, needing him as close as possible.

This elicits a laugh from his gorgeous, now swollen lips. "Calm down, baby...let's go slow." For some reason, he isn't sure why, he wants to take his time. He wants to drag the night out as long as he can. He wants to make love to you.

"S-Sorry," you whisper, embarrassed as you go to move your hands from his neck. He momentarily removes his hand from your heat to keep your hands in place. "You don't hafta stop. Don't be sorry, honey. Just...let's take our time," he whispers back, showing you how to hold him as he guides your hands to his hair, threading it through gently. "Okay."

His lips trail to your neck as he kisses and sucks gently. You softly arch up into him as you revel in the pleasure, moaning quietly. You cautiously grind up into him, causing him to groan into your neck as he lowers his hips down, meeting your action. Gently, his takes your hand in his as he guides it down to his now throbbing cock, wrapping your fingers around him.

You hesitate slightly, this concept of hooking up still strange for you. "You don't have to," he breathes, releasing your hand, but you keep your grip on him. "No, I want to." With that, you stroke him softly, your thumb swiping over his leaking tip. "Fuck," he grunts as he buries his face in your neck. Hearing him feel good makes you clench around nothing as you continue this action, speeding up only slightly.

Soon, he is groaning repeatedly into your neck, softly thrusting into your hand. You bite your lip at this as you look down to watch. Without warning, he trails his hand back down to your clit, rubbing in soft circles. You gasp at this as your pace on his cock falters slightly. "Jesus, your hand looks so pretty 'round me," he whines and you look at him to find he's watching with you, watching you jerk him off as he touches you at the same time.

You blush as you bring your lips to his, groaning as he continues to circle your sensitive. He accepts as he sighs into the kiss, suddenly removing your hand from his erection. He lines himself up at your entrance as he runs his cock along your opening, wetting himself with your slick. You both moan at the feeling as he rubs from your opening up to your clit.

"Shit," you gasp as you grip his shoulders, your head relaxing into the pillow. "Such a dirty mouth for such a pretty girl," he teases as he gives you an open mouthed kiss. Finally, he slowly starts pushing himself inside. You gasp as a mild pain fills you from not having sex in a while, causing him to snap his eyes to yours. "Are you okay, honey?" he asks through gritted teeth, as he's practically mewling from how good you feel. You nod. "Yes, I'm fine. Keep going," you grit out, knowing the pain will subside.

He bottoms out as he stills himself inside you. You can feel him practically shaking from the pleasure as he groans deeply at your pussy around him. "M'sorry," he mumbles, his face buried in your neck again. "Just feels so good," he moans, unable to contain his noises as he forces himself to wait for you. You smile at this, taking enormous pleasure from the noises escaping him. You run your fingers up and down his back as you feel yourself adjusting to his size. "Fuck, you're so big."

He groans at this, he loves praise during sex. "You're so tight," he mumbles, his hands running up and down your shoulders. He doesn't think he can't take the waiting much longer, and you can feel him getting antsy. "You can move," you say and he waists no time pulling almost all the way out before thrusting back in slowly. You both moan loudly at this, the pleasure unlike anything you've felt before. "Jesus Christ," he groans as he quickly sets a pace. You gasp at each slow thrust as you dig your nails into his back, the pleasure almost too much to handle.

"You feel so good," you gasp quietly, your face flushing at the confession. He brings his lips to kiss your face, humming at your words. "I'm doing a good job, mama?" he asks, and this time it's his turn to blush. He's trying to get you to praise him, he needs it.

You somehow catch on that this is what he wants as you gently massage his back. It's hard for you to form words as you're both moaning messes, his thrusts slow and steady as he plunges himself into you, his hands scooping your legs up and around his waist. "Y-Yes, doing- oh god- such a good job. No one could fuck me better," you moan. This is exactly what he needs as he brings his lips to yours, biting gently at your bottom lip. "That's right, sweet heart. This pussy is all mine," he moans as he brings his thumb to your clit.

You cry out at the new sensation as you grind up into him. "Louder," he mumbles, making you clench around him. You moan again, giving him a bit of a show. He groans as he slightly speeds up his pace. "Louder," he moans again. "I-I want everyone in this damn building t-to know who's makin' you feel so good," He stutters out from the pleasure you're giving him. You whine at his words, your mind turning to goo as he softly pounds into you. "Elvis," you practically scream as he speeds up his pace on your clit. "Shit, that's it, honey," he groans. His thrusts speeding up slightly as he gently kisses your neck, loud moans escaping his mouth as the sounds of slapping skin reverberate through the room.

"Elvis, shit! You fuck me so good," you moan out, bucking into him, your eyes rolling back as you dig your nails into his shoulders. You don't think you've ever felt like this before, in complete bliss. "Oh my lord" he groans as he picks up the pace, hitting somewhere inside you you've never felt before. You gasp so loud, he thinks he's hurt you as he looks in your eyes, concern washing over him. "A-Are you hurting?" he gasps, slowing his movements. You can only shake your head and, looking in your eyes, he knows exactly what's happened.

He picks up the pace again as you mewl under him, the pleasure almost too much as he hits that spot over and over again. Tears start coming to your eyes as your nails dig into his back. "I know baby. It feels so good, doesn't it mama?" he groans, kissing your face as he continuous his steady pace. "You're gonna make me cum, shit," you whine as you latch your legs around him. He groans loudly at this, speeding up his pace. "Fuck, say it again," he pleads as his thumb applies more pressure to your clit. "You're gonna make me cum, Elvis," you groan and he whines into your neck, your words absolutely destroying him.

"Fuck, baby," he moans, his thrusts becoming sloppy. You feel your orgasm approaching quickly, and you can only cling to him as it arrives. You latch onto him as you scream out, his cock trapped in a vice grip as you clench around him over and over again, your orgasm wracking through your body. He shouts out as he plunges into you, his orgasm just as intense as he releases into you. A silence fills the air as you both come down from your highs, your minds muddled from pleasure. "Fuck, fuck, fuck," he gasps when he realizes he came inside you, his face flushing harshly.

You rub his back as you try to come back down to Earth. "It's okay," you whisper trying to comfort him. "I-I didn't mean to," he stutters into your shoulder, kissing it over and over again, still buried in your warm cunt. "It's alright," you whisper as you thread your fingers through his hair, his body shaking above you. Truthfully, you aren't even sure if you can get pregnant. You and your ex have had unprotected sex a lot, but nothing ever came of it. It doesn't help, however, the small tinge of nervousness in the back of your mind. You push the thought away as you rub his back.

"I can't get pregnant, it's alright," you whisper, trying to comfort him. He pulls his face back to look at you, and you think you see a tinge of disappointment in his eyes, but decide you're just imagining it. "Really? I'm sorry," he whispers as he wipes damp hair out of your face. You shake your head, laughing softly at what the conversation has turned into as he's still balls deep inside you. "It's alright," you whisper, leaning up to kiss his lips. He pulls you close, wanting to stay connected to you a little longer. "That was the best sex I've ever had," he mumbles, his breathing ragged as his warm breath washes over your cheek. You blush at this. "Oh, I bet you say that all the time," you whisper back, but grin to yourself as you play with his hair. He shakes his head as he kisses your neck. It's indeed, the first time he's ever told anyone. And the thought scares him.

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[schwirrymartz]

Yomi no Tsugai is almost three years old, so it's time to at least dream of an anime adaptation. So, I tried to think of who I hear when I read the manga, and came up with this list. I tried to provide video examples, but, sadly, not every seiyuu has a "{name} roles compilation" video. Also, some videos are hyperlinked because of tumblr's 10-videos-per-post limit.

Under the cut is the part of the main cast I could come up with voices for. Warning: the fact that I have only seen like three anime (is it comical exaggeration? who knows) is even more glaringly obvious here.

aaaand i'll have to repeat because this is the piss on the poor website: there's no news about the anime yet! no one is talking about it officially at the moment! it's my dream cast! who i personally imagine when i read! you absolutely can and should disagree with me and maybe share who you would like to hear as who!

Yuru IMHO, he should be voiced by male seiyuu. For example, Takeo Ootsuka (the closest to what I imagine is Oshi no Ko's Aqua).

Asa (real) Her seiyuu should be able to switch between two modes: the "cold and ruthless" mode and the "sweet teenage girl" mode, and her voice should be relatively deep. I can hear someone like Mizuki Nana (FMAB's Lan Fan, Uramichi Oniisan's Utano Tadano). I mean, Lan Fan has both of these sides.

Asa (fake) She is a sweet girl like 100% of the time, and Saori Hayami's voice (Spy x Family's Yor, Majo to Yajuu's Phanora) would fit her perfectly.

Danji (and Ken) I hear each of these guys' lines in either Megumi Ogata's voice (Shinji from NGE, Hanako from Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun), or Maaya Sakamoto's (Ciel from Black Butler, Haruhi from OHSHC). I'd say, Danji's voice in my head is closer to Shinji's.

Gab Her voice should be high-pitched. Rie Kugumiya (do I even need to) maybe? Definitely not her Al voice, but closer to her Kagura Gintama five years later voice. steal one of the brothers' look, steal the other's voice :D

Left She probably should have the deepest voice compared to the rest of the female cast. I'd probably choose someone like Romi Paku (but not her Ed Elric voice; her Kill la Kill's Ragyou Kiryuuin or Black Butler's Madam Red voice. Or something in between; god, this woman's vocal range...).

I also thought about Shouko Tsuda (Izumi from FMA and FMAB; Martha from Spy x Family), but couldn't find a video.

Right Someone like Rikiya Koyama (Lum's father from Urusei Yatsura 2022, Neptune Shoukaku from Gintama (beware of spoilers in this example). He should sound like one of these two characters, not like, for example, Fukuzawa BSD <- unbelievable that these three have the same seiyuu).

Dera Sugita Tomokazu. Is it because he voiced Gintoki, another morally dubious badass fighter guy who sees a kid, asks "who's gonna adopt them" and doesn't wait for an answer, and then goes to spend all of his money on gambling? Maybe. Oh, he's also voiced Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya and Joseph Joestar. (god, his voice is too recognizable)

Hana Satsuki Yukino (FMAB!Rosé, Tae from Gintama, Kagome from InuYasha). Yes, it's because of Tae. Both Tae and Hana are 1) pretty (and) dangerous, and 2) the best girls of their respective manga. Also, her voice just fits. Another option would be Marina Inoue (TTGL's Yoko Littner, Gintama's Ikeda Asaemon, SZS's Kitsu Chiri <- another best girl, what an unbelievable coincidence)

Jin His voice should be deep, that's what I'm certain of. He also should sound like he's permanently very, very, very tired of everything. I think of someone like Hosoya Yoshimasa (Kunikida BSD, Reiner AOT). The videoo with examples does not provide any example of tiredness, but does provide an example of a deep voice.

[italeean]

Hello ^^ I’m honestly pretty late, but may I partake in the event?

Name— Suzuni or nickname of Suzu

Description— I enjoy writing stories (though I more often than not find myself daydreaming about what I could write instead lol) and artistic activities such as painting/art & ceramics. Ofc I suck at my hobbies 👍👍 (I think so anyway)

I like,, honestly I have no idea. Daydreaming/picturing scenarios in my mind? I do it rlly often lol, so ig I probably like it? As for dislikes, myself— And rudeness and arrogance lol 

I try to surround myself with people who are both playful/teasy but also decently observant (Warning for mental illness mention— I have depression and consequently may make darker comments at times). I also tend to use a lighthearted and casual tone when talking about serious topics relating to myself (e.g., warning again here, self-death)

Oops that got long, sorry about that :’l

I’m a lee, and as for fandom, either Haikyuu! or My Hero Academia if that’s alright ^^

Relationship— romantic because why not lol

Preferably a male character

Anyhow, have a nice day/evening ^^

Hiiii!! Sorry for the inactivity... again 😅 istg this period is driving me bonkers but I'm also having lots of fun!! Anyway, thanks for participating, I hope you'll like who I matched you up with ❤️🍡 *hands you the usual dango to eat while you read*

🔮 So, for my event your pair is... SHINSOU

🔮 Why did I choose him for you?

1. Sneaky, fairly smug and a little mysterious. Perfect ler material if you ask me 😌 2. I see him as a very caring and careful soul, who doesn't bond with everyone but holds extremely close the ones who manage to gain his trust 3. He would be able to understand if you need help or are struggling mentally, and he'd be there 24/7 for you 4. He could use his quirk to induce relaxation and/or make you fall asleep... obviously if you're comfortable with it and give your consent 5. He would totally get involved in your hobbies! I already see you two painting or doing ceramics together 6. You probably have made a "couple sculpture"... like a heart broken in half and each one of you keeps a half in their bedroom 7. He trained with Aizawa. He knows how to be silent. Expect surprise tickle attacks from any direction at any time~ 8. He'd be extremely happy to read your writings and give you a review about them!! He'd probably use tickling to convince you to let him read them hehe 9. Tickles whenever you say that you suck at what you do! He doesn't tolerate when someone talks badly about someone he loves (even when it's you talking badly about yourself) 10. He finds it extremely cute when you space out and daydream, so instead of interrupting you, he would cuddle up to you and hold you in his arms while you imagine any kind of scenario 11. He probably volunteers cat shelter, and sometimes you join him. Seeing how gentle he is with cats made you fall in love with him all over again. 12. When his insomnia hits hard, he comes to your room and you two end up hanging out together all night long. Or if you fall asleep, he just cuddles you and watches over you, as if he could keep bad dreams away.

🔮 Tickle scenario

Everyone liked weekends, but you surely had one more reason to enjoy them. Both you and Shinsou were free from school, which only meant one thing: date!

You always did something different: watching anime, making sculptures, painting, chatting, taking walks... one time you even tried to crochet, but he made a mess and got so grumpy that you decided to drop that activity.

That Saturday, you two decided to go at the cat shelter to do some volunteering. It was a really unusual date, but you loved spending time with each other and a ton of purring furballs. Also, the happy, adoring expression on Shinsou's face was so endearing...

The owners of the shelter were extremely nice with you, and they adored how you spent your free time on "volunteering dates". Obviously they made you work a little, but then they let you play with the kitties as much as you wanted! Actually, they let you play until it was closing time... or else you would've never gone back home.

"Hey baby I'm done with Kai, we can go home." Shinsou called for you after leaving a 5-month-old kitten to sleep, but he got no response. He saw you sitting on a chair, your back was facing him. "Baby didn't you hear me? We got-" "Shh!" You suddenly interrupted him.

He raised an eyebrow and approached you, and he couldn't believe his eyes. The new refugee of the cat shelter, who refused even to approach the sweet owners, was cuddled up on your lap and peacefully asleep. "Would you look at that..." the tall teenager smiled, "seems like this little rascal finally chose someone to trust." He was overjoyed to see that furball finally open up.

"Too bad that this human is already busy with someone else~" He reached out to grab the kitten and put him back in his sleeping pillow, but you swatted his hands away. "You're not ruining this moment..!" You whisper-yelled to not disturb the sleepy little angel, "It took me the whole day to get to this point, now we're staying here." You stated, more assertive than ever.

Your boyfriend raised an eyebrow, clearly amused with your antics, "Oh really? Then it would be a shame if a sudden earthquake disrupted your peace~"

You didn't have time to ask him what he meant. A tingly feeling spread throughout your body, making you almost jump and throw away the poor kitten. "Shinsohohou!! Stahap ihihihihit!!" You did your best to keep your legs still and not wake the little furball, but at the same time you desperately tried to swat Shinsou's hands away from your sides.

"But I'm doing nothing, honey... it's just the earthquake." He mused, close enough to your ear to make it tickle, and then blew a raspberry on your neck for good measure. He had to admit, he was a little surprised by how much you were resisting the impulse to squirm away. In other circumstances, you would've already jumped away and hidden somewhere, maybe curled up in a ball.

"Wow, not so squirmy now that you have the little rascal on your lap, huh?" He asked as his fingers played with both sides of your ribcage as if it was a piano, "I think we should name him Giggles... a fitting name related to a wonderful memory like this one..." He thought out loud with the clear intent to tease.

However, the fun had to come to an end. The owners were closing up and you two had to go back to school. He chuckled evilly and without wasting time, he drilled softly under your arms. This time, you couldn't hold back the squeal, which woke up the cat.

"Ah... you're finally awake, Giggles. Did you have a nice rest on my girlfriend's lap?" The violet-haired guy slowly approached the cat, "Now it's time to go to your actual bed, though. But we'll be back soon, alright?" He picked up the little one and laid him on his sleeping pillow and waited for him to fall asleep, then he looked at you and helped you up.

"Come on, say goodbye to giggles and get ready to go, or else I'll let you alone in Aizawa's clutches if we arrive late to UA." He told you with a smug grin on his face. You quickly got ready, not wanting to be scolded by the strict teacher, said goodbye to the owners and got on your way with your boyfriend.

"So... did you have fun on this date, Giggles 2?" Shinsou asked, laughing at how red your face turned, which made you smack his arm in utter embarrassment.

"Shut up..."

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Forsaken AU's back on the brain, have some fun facts

Mystery Link!

Although he has a horse named Epona, he rarely uses her. She journeyed with him in the early years of his adventures, but after she sustained grievous injuries and almost died, Link set up her in the best stable he could find and she is retired from Hero Duties in his book. He still visits her and rides her, but she's the stable's baby now and relaxes and helps the local village children learn how to ride.

As a result, Link doesn't really have a horse. He tames wild horses long enough to get where he needs to go before letting them go again. Because of this, he's quite the expert in recognizing horse breeds and knowing their temperaments and qualities quickly.

Link is a major introvert. He'd really rather not deal with people at all. He comes in, saves the day, and he leaves ASAP. When traveling he rarely, if ever, uses the roads, instead going through the forests and thickets and plains and fields. He'll go months without talking to anyone.

Has worn the same clothes for actual years. Villages that see him on more than one occasion gift him clothes because he'll wear what he has until its threadbare.

Speaking of gifts, many villages leave offerings for him in places where he's likely to find them, far from people. They know he doesn't interact with others much. They tend to leave gifts for him in pots on the edge of town. He didn't accept them at first, but when people go out of their way to find him and insist, he learns to accept it.

Wielded the Triforce of Courage on his first adventure, but this time when the Triforce shatters Wisdom chooses him instead. He keeps this fact to himself, though he sadly, quietly reflects that it's appropriate he lost the right to Courage.

Gerudo Link!

He grew up in a settlement on the edge of Gerudo Desert. His mother never wanted him near her people's own cities (of which there are multiple) because she didn't want anyone to know that a Gerudo male had been born.

Link had the option of being a scholar like his father, but he much prefers working with his hands and seeing more immediate results. He also just likes to make people happy.

He's curious to see the world, as his father has told him so many stories. While he isn't hugely adventurous, he is willing to leave his comfort zone and familiar area to travel to his father's hometown and try to start a life for himself there.

His massage therapy is hugely popular - the entire region is sad when Zelda drags him away.

Due to said popularity, he's surprisingly well off for an almost-nineteen-year-old kid just starting out on his own.

His favorite season is spring - although he is used to the heat and prefers it, summers in his new area are too humid for his liking. Spring is perfect, though.

Princess Zelda!

She's an excellent rider and loves pushing her horse to run as fast as possible. Her horse, in return, loves to run, so they're a good match.

Grew up on legends and stories of the royal family protecting Hyrule and is enamored with them. She 100% wants to be the next queen who protects her people.

Has never truly been independent in her life, so when she runs away to seek out the Hero she quickly realizes she has no idea how to cook, camp, anything. Eh, I'll figure it out! Wisdom is inherent to my bloodline!

She stole multiple magical artifacts from the royal library to help in her quest, including an adventure pouch that has endless storage and a staff that compels people to tell the truth--but only if wielded correctly. She's yet to figure out how to use the staff, but boy does she want to use it on Mystery Link.

Loves drama and romance, and tales of them as well. She'll read all the young adult novels, she'll ship all the characters, and she has drawn fan art of her favorite stories. Her favorite story is The Tale of Two Swords, a legend of twin spirits destined to be eternal enemies despite their eternal love for each other. She cries every time she talks about it.

Blue is her favorite color

The Chocolate Chonkster!

Is the best

Will always be the best

Loves everyone (but especially Mystery Link)

Knows deep pressure therapy (she's a snuggler and she senses that it helps calm Link) and can sense when Mystery Link is in need of comfort. Will pin him to the ground whether he likes it or not.

Loves going hunting with Mystery Link and will retrieve anything he kills. Has sometimes retrieved monsters, much to his exasperation

Did I mention that she's the best

[royalfriday]

Hello again Royal.

As you asked, here is my request:

QingYi and Grace. The story specifically talks about how Grace will answer QingYi's musing about the nature of robot. Can be taken in the platonic or romantic

Don't know if you accept char x char stories or deeper character deconstruction,so here is another one:

The proxy twins' uncle or older nephew (or aunt or older niece if you prefer) who is a wreck of a life decided to get his/her/their shit together and take the twins under their wing. They hold fort, focusing more on the house and rental instead of proxy work. They also make sure to take care of the twins, cooking, cleaning, making sure they get enough sleep, etc. This one will be platonic. (After typing this, I realized how loaded the request is, sorry :v)

If you aren't interested in any of this, I can try thinking of more.

Hello since i am not sure for he charxchar i will do the second ine with the twins . Also i don't know what to do with the male reader so i written with gender neutral 😭 in mind but it doesn't have pronouns so you can have any gender you want with it 👍. Pls enjoy and let my know what you think

So Belle and Wise with uncle/aunty/ cousin gender neutral reader

Uncle one

*Crash*

You get up like some robot and run to look what happen

It came from the twins room

When you go ot there you saw them playing with the Bangboo .

Or to be honest it was a RocketBoo

Since before your sister and her husband say "ok those are yours now "

Ok maybe not exactly like that but still

You liked to fly and explore the nature

Something that you can't do now with two adorable cutie pies that are like the ying and yang

Who also happened to be around 5 years old

While you remember whow you got them in the first place while watching them look at you

Your RocketBoo was trying to go away and get behind you

Something that it succeeded

As you look at ot you notice yhe stickers that Belle probably put on it

And the hat that belong to Wise.

You let a big breath of relief that it wasn't something that could harm them but it was probably them arguing who would play with the poor Bangboo

Maybe you should get them one for each other

You know soo yours could find peace and for them to not argue who will play with it

You smile and look at them with soft eyes while you just got the perfect idea for a birthday present

So you did it

Not only you had thought right about to solve the problem

But they also found a little interesting with the years passing about that little hobby you were doing to get much money home

And yes you were a proxy but not so much interest in that but also taking the business of the shop

You a person that was almost homeless

And when their parents disappear you started living with them in their little tape shop

Now that you are no longer living with them and being one of the few people knowing they are the popular proxy that people talk about

You the person that literally promised to them self that he will never get closed to those two when they first come into this rude word

Not because you didn't love them you did

But because you would be attached to them

And what if something happened?

Well nothing happened 👍

Now you three were in the café not far from the shop and you were talking about eho tjere life goes

And even if they have found someone special

If one thing they will remember you about is telling them that they should not end up like you

alone in this world

Of course there's more than that like life lessons and many other things you did

They will always be thankful that you leave your old life to take care of them and to try to learn how to be like the parent they deserve

That's how they will always remember you

Their supporting uncle/auntie

Cousin one

You three were so close when you were younger

But if something is that you will always remember is their reaction when you show them your bangboo for the first time

And also telling them his name

Peng

No really

You name you bangboo peng

PENG

There were two types of reaction

Belle was calling it cute and stuff

While Wise was just standing there trying to progress what was going on in your head and come up with a sooo stupid name

Well you didn't care

You love peng like it's you own child

"FIX MY LITTLE PENG AND I WILL PAY YOU WITH MY HAND MADE FOOD AND CLEANING ALL THIS DIRTY PLACE BUT DO IT ASAP 😭"

"Ok but you don't have to do all of this -"

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK BUT I HAVE MADE MY MIND. PLS HELP MY BABY! HE ISN'T WORKING NORMAL😭😭😭😭"

So you a popular streamer

With your bangboo most of the time you're live

You usually play games, watch movies, series, anime, and sometimes edits your fans do

But your stream two days ago didn't go so well

You were talking a break from the game you wre playing and you bangboo thought it was the perfect time to show you and all his new moves

He got up to the table and started dancing

You were clapping

It was so smooth

Until he slipped

And from being in the top of the table being at the floor with falling with his head

You asap stop clapping and go to see if he broke something

Then it show nothing but to ended the steam to make sure

So you close the live and put peng to charge

But because your plans were already put for tomorrow you said you would take him to your cousin the day after

But you didn't expect him to almost not working to the point he couldn't even stand

So you pick him up and start running to your cousins with tears

And after you tell them what happened they start to fix him

And you started with cleaning

And when you were done with the rooms you also did their little shop

And when you were done doing cleaning you started cooking

And when you were done cooking they also said they finish fixing peng

Then you hug both of them with tears and saying how thankful you are that they exist

While you were eating you and belle were talking abou the times that you used to say that Wise was adopted because he didn't look any like his sister and how he used to cry about it trying to prove that was not true

But now he has come with a plan to make you pay 😜

"At least if i was in your place i would have bring my bangboo to someone asap at the moment it would have fallen and would not be sitting"

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Well tgat didn't go as planned because he said that with his mouth full

Sooo will the result to all of you laughing about it now

As you continue to eat

But what about peng as this was going on?

He was charged and safe from what he was going on in his system