#and crowley isnt going to listen to that if aziraphale will only say it at the end of all things

[ineffable-baker-street]

S01E04:

"May you be forgiven."

"I won't be forgiven. Not ever. That's part of a demon's job description, unforgiveable, that's what I am."

S02E06:

"I forgive you."

"Don't bother."

[ritz-writes]

@asleepyy so sorry for tagging u twice in one day and i hope im not bothering u with my brain rot 😅

but yes, i did actually dissect the lyrics. yes, i am actually insane. and yes, i love this au quite a lot.

here are my notes and what i think each song represents, tho its mainly just the vibes i get. i made notes as i listened to them (note: i see songs almost always in animatic form. idk if that will effect how i imagine what each song means, but i thought it might be worth mentioning)

join me as i lose my mind over the course of an hour and a half

say what you think: def making me think of them both in heaven and jophiel wanting to ask questions.

running up that hill: AHH this one hurt. very obvious as well. jophiel seeing that azazel shouldnt be a demon. "And if I only could I'd make a deal with God, and I'd get Him to swap our places." i am sobbingggg

what difference does it make?: at first i was going to say its jophiel wanting to figure out what went wrong but azazel makes them promise not to, but i think its better suited for azazel understanding hes a demon, but he cant help but still have faith in the almighty

please please please let me get what i want: fuckkk is this about azazel being a demon but still wanting to do good 😭 short but still painful

ever fallen in love (with someone you shouldn't've): my first reaction to the title alone was like the second image of the kambucha girl meme. anyway i think this one is about them becoming friends (or more?? 👀) but knowing its seen as wrong. "And if I start a commotion, I run the risk of losing you and that's worse" makes me also think of jophiel talking to the metatron and realizing he shouldnt ask about azazel lest he risk the poor thing being smited.

nothing critical: ohhhh this one gives hella vibes of jophiel not trusting heaven and knowing "something isnt right here" in regards to the fall-- HOLD UP "I know, someone had to go, If not him it'd be me instead" HELLO??? aziraphale asking for jophiel??? is this like after he finds out what azazels name used to be??

flowers never bend with the rainfall: hmm... i feel like this is a plot point song. not sure why. but "And I hide behind the shield of my illusion" makes me think it pertains to azazel

bird in space: oh this ones a bit tricky. i think ive reached the songs that no longer fit the lore we've been given thus far. so the only thing i can think rn is jophiel enjoying earthly pleasures? not rlly sure

angel, won't you call me?: oh fuckkk is this about a fight they have? "I fled at the face of my rival. When I felt his breath at the back of my neck. Angel, won't you call?" theres no way that isnt about azazel saying smth and then leaving, only to be scared he severed his tie to the only person thats been nice to him.

the stranger: first of this is a bop and im loving it. very groovy. the first thing that comes to mind is the "choose your faces wisely" prophecy. ooo is this about jophiel trying to convince azazel hes still meant to be an angel? that he wasnt meant to fall? also, the last verse is sticking out to me... not sure why

all i think about now: fuckkkkk this is giving me the vibes of jophiel finding out azazel Fell cuz of him and feeling guilty about it. "If I'm late, can I thank you now?" FUCKING OW?? oh yeah for sure this is about jophiel finding out and being sucker punched with guilt

ill be your mirror: oh goddd this song. i know crowley listens to this song but i cant remember what its about so lets see. AH SHIT YEAH THATS RIGHT. okay so jophiel reminds azazel that he is inherently good, regardless of if hes a demon. thats what im getting from this (also just tihnking of that ask i sent about the reflective sunglasses bthwjegkrw)

me and my husband: okay all im getting from this is "they r down bad". they r very very very much in love. getting vibes of this being after they stop the apocolypse. or maybe their feelings developing thru the centuries

time in a bottle: oh man this song always gets me. okay so, this and the last song r giving the oh-shit-i-might-be-in-love vibes. but this one is with jophiel's pov, while me and my husband is azazel's

ritz note: the last couple songs have been cute and lovey and i am now terrified of what the next ones r gonna be. cuz i know this fandom. and i am not ready for the pain. i am afraidddd

lonesome town: i fucking called it i knew the happy wouldnt last 😭😭 they had a fight didnt they. yeahhh they had a fight. FUCK why is this so sad but so pretty

across the universe: is this one sad too??? hang on theres a bit thats not in english, what does that mean... "Hail to the Heavenly Teacher." okay so i assume this is an azazel song. this is just making me think of the bookshop fire, but its azazel thinking jophiel died 😭 ....i am staring at the lyircs. i am glaring at the lyrics. this song MEANS something. i just dont know what. but its important. im squinting at it very hard (note: i came back to this song and am STILL glaring at it. its like. its like im seeing it covered in sand but i know theres gold underneath. i cant SEE the gold, but i know its there. this is driving me nuts /pos)

no wonder i: hm.. im not rlly sure with this one. OH?? is this azazel finding out heaven isnt that good?? "Suddenly I'm not so sure. That intentions can be pure." hmmmmmmm

what do they know?: holy shit okay this is a completely different kind of song than the others. im.... glaring at these lyrics too. feels like a plot point but cant tell what it is. i think its about jophiel? maybe heaven too?? idk im grasping at straws with this one

sea of love: oh yay a happy song again 😌 okay this is just short and sweet. gives me forgiveness and/or confession vibes.

who are you, really?: this one sounds important and i am glaring!! makes me think of "we dont need heaven we dont need hell" and also "a demon/angel that goes along with hell/heaven as far as he can". also just makes me think of jophiel speaking.

the moon will sing: i fucking love this song but i dont think ive ever looked at the lyrics so lets goooo. right away i see "I could have been anyone, anyone else. Before you made the choice for me" and think of aziraphale asking and falling for jophiel, and in a way making the choice of jophiel staying an angel. "Instead, I made a bed with apathy" jophiel trying not to care about a random demon. "I shine only with the light you gave me" jophiel giving azazel ideas on how to do "good" while being "bad". also with that line, thinking of azazel saying that to god and being sad about having fallen AUGHH i have a whole animatic in my head with this song and im losing my mind

matephor: hnnnn another important sounding song. jophiel vibes. fight song perhaps?? "Don't look too hard 'cause you won't like the scars he left in me" azazel vibes??? this one is elusive to me but i love it. okay im slowly getting more azazel vibes. like azazel trying to convince jophiel that he is a demon and fell for a reason

providence: right away getting "heaven and hell r bad" vibes. OHH okay okay this is giving me hella jophiel vibes, but specificly snarky and sassy jophiel vibes. of being like "oh yes heaven is oh so great, we kill children! but its for the greater good, of course. gotta beat hell and all that, even at the cost of innocents. all for the almighty and her ineffable plan." (this song is a bop omg)

earth angel: oh i know this one but only with crowley and aziraphale, so im excited to listen to it with an oopsie omens mind set. omg wait why does it hit HARDER. love sick azazel is such a cute image 🥺🥰

what more can i do: hmm.. them being in love but knowing its "forbidden"? cant tell who i imagine with it more

starman: this is just them. classic good omens song, regardless of the au. love to see it 💖

a pearl: AH FUCK ANOTHER SAD ONE. mitski whyy. hm.. azazel song? jophiel?? i think jophiel... tho my mind might be turning to mush at this point so im not sure. one of them is sad

duvet: oh def azazel vibes. oh maybe some jophiel vibes too?? i can see it swaping povs. i think it fits azazel more tho.

ritz note: OKAY the next song is in a different language and for a split second i legit thought i was having a stroke when i pulled up the lyrics ngl bgkewrrkjq

différent de toi: no idea what this song is about but its pretty 😊

oh thats all of them! i think the first half is more coherent observations, while the second half is just... rambling a bit lmao. idk if any of this makes sense. i might also be looking for things that arent there with these songs, but oh well. this was fun!

and now, after looking back at them all, i really does just slowly derail near the end lmao

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

okay but hold me like you scared to sounds so good already (they all sound so good tbh but this one piqued my interest lol) what's it about? and for the fanfic questions 32, 50 and J :))

@frappe-the-peppermint WE GOT ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ahem oh wow who said that. anyway ill do the questions first then get into fic discussion…

32) Do you listen to music when you write or does music inspire you? If so, which band or genre of music does it for you?

i listen to SO MUCH MUSIC!!!!! it depends on what im wrting tbh but i just queue up a bunch of songs in my liked playlist and write and write until it ends or im no longer on that flow. and well my music taste is an absolute mess so there isnt any one definitive band or genre that does it for me (i only pay attention Sometimes) but i suppose artists like mitski and queen would be a decent summary of my taste 😅

50) How did you get into reading and/or writing fanfiction?

gravity falls, no stop. the first one that ever piqued my interest was versability (originally on ff.net me thinks) and god damn it HOOKED ME!!!! gravity falls was already getting me up but wow that just got me SO MUCH HIGHER. i have a few authors i started binge reading like thesnadger and pinesinthewoods, i started extracting fics from reccs from tumblr artists, soon discovered ao3, and never looked back. and as for writing fic,,,,, well frankly it was the search for the cure’s original form that got me GOING!!!! it originally had crappy ocs as the forefronters but i soon changed that lmao (im definitely not saying theyre bad in general, just those… no) and i wrote So Much For It on my notes app. i didnt realize i culd actually show people until way later, in which i did, and realized that it could actually be better. thats why i reversed back to part one, made the story a part two, scapped the ocs, and…now we’re here. i still love it and gravity falls, i dont really show it here anymore. i really should, man. i need to write for them again!!!! it still excites me!!!! and the prose that im weaving now,,,, id DEMOLISH THE GAME!!!!!!! :)

J) what your favorite fanfic trope? have you written it?

honestly i think just showing you my favorted ao3 tags will paint a very detailed picture. here:

though i suppose if i had to pick one here…god its between time loop and presumed dead (and grief/moruning but idk if thats a trope so much as it is a theme). MMMMMMMM. mmmmm. just YES. the psychological affects of both being a time loop and thinking someone you love is dead but they arent actually are DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!! they are a MUST HAVE. i daydream constantly, but i havent written time loop yet because while i love it, i havent hadthe motive to write such a thing myself. reading is chill ✊ and presumed dead well i try to throw it is as much as i can, the most recent ive used being a west end town and my favorite being that one kid from jersey ! i need to do more of these fr. its just so GOOD!!!!!!

okay. its finally time for the brainwashing discussing of the fic ! i can tell you alllll about that story and it will be my pleasure sonny 🫡 its a very long story. but short verison in case you dont want to go on: its a Titanic epic . april 1912. iceberg. ive read a few that are AMAZING, but i wanted to write one that catered it allll to Me. it has lesbians, heaven sucking ass, flood parallels, and a king of the world AND draw me like one of your french girls scene. very nice 🔥

okay now its time for the long story. so a super super long time ago for a post i cant even remember (i really wanna find it 😭😭) i for someone reason went on a tangent about the titanic. i had just read this fic called sinking into the sea which was tbh VERY GOOD (and i would read it again fr fr ) but at the time, i was kinda bummed that aziraphale and crowley never actually Interacted when i had expected. aziraphale didnt even know crowley was there!!! it left me feeling melancholy, and realizing that all of the titanic fics ive ate up to that point didnt HIT hit the spot (i didnt find this after this realization, but again, theyre not even on the boat 🤧) so i was feeling a bit incomplete. i started ranting and ranting it was a wholeee wall of a text of what I would do with a titanic story and i realized oh wait i can Do Something with this because i haev free will and actual (somewhat) coherent skill. pepper jumped on the wagon, REALLY REALLY encouraged which i cant thank enough for, and….we’re here. its brewing. i had a very large interest in the titanic for a long time before this tbh, so being able to insert it into The Interest just JUMPSTARTED my brain and it still does to this day. now for the plot….

its 2020, a year after the apocalypse (no pandemic). anathema, newt, brian, crowley, and aziraphale have been assigned to plan adam’s 12th birthday party—they shenanigan, as you do. on the day of the party (adam’s birthday) anathema and newt find a chest in jasmine cottage’s attic full of titanic relics, including a pack of polaroid photos (handheld cameras did indeed exist in 1912, i checked !) which kinda might sort of have a photo of aziraphale and crowley!?!?! it was sent to them about six months before. but after the whole Second Volume fiasco, anathema just sort of wrote it off in that way and Hid It. but newt was curious, he found it, and god it was writtent his way wasnt it. (well, not by the nutter they were thinking of actually). anathema confronts them about itsoon after, and they all sit down to hear the story of the titanic in a sort of rose dawson beat. then its 1912—50ish years since the holy water incident and almost a century since the resurrectionists disaster. aziraphale has been assigned to take this trip to new york for Some Reason (we found out why later) and happened to invite crowley to come along to attempt to make amends after Allat (he really does feel bad, but he will NOT do the holy water thing yet </3) shit occurs, but history atlarge will not be rewritten. it does change their story, though. adding a sprinkle of interest in the device family line. agnes prophec(y)(ies), dancing on deck under the stars, playing cards with humans and winning by a Lot, aziraphale’s artistic skills are put to use at one point—ughghgufhits just so DEAR TO ME!!!!! and of course the conflict will come later, especially considering the religious connections to the titanic sinking—“not even God can sink this ship” type conversation 🥰 aziraphale can and will be made uncomfortable. its for the character development dont worry about it. i even have a playlist for this fic (it sorted by the way the tone shifts thru the story, some songs are silly but they had to stay). pep has also made some song covers to some of the songs that ive heavily connected to the fic and I REALLY FUCKING LIKED. LIKE A LOT. THEYRE AMAZING YOU SHOULD LISTEN IF YOU WANT TO!!!!

the point of all this is that i like titanic fics and im trying to throw my hat in the ring even if its just for me and my friend 🔥🔥 because while others have fed me, i havent seen ones that have documented like Every Single Day on the titanic that aziraphale and crowley would theoretically have as well as developing aziraphale and crowley’s relationship while taking into account whats happened before (insert the story into a part of the timeline seamlessly i think thats how i’d describe) AS WELL AS connecting the reason why the titanic was such a freak tragedy and how the world is not fucking fair instead of just “oh whoops the thing sank 😞” i want NITTY GRITTY DETAIL!!!!!! I WANT GUILT!!!!!!! I WANT CHAOS!!!!!!!! I WANT TALKING ABOUT GOD!!!!!!! I WANT AZIRAPHALE IN A MENTAL CRISIS!!!!! I WANT CROWLEY JUST WANTING TO FUCKING LIVE FUCKING PEACEFULLY!!!!!!! I WANT LESBIANS!!!!!! i need to get on this,,,, so much to do. i love it all and TY FOR THE ASK!!!!

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

Why God Is No Longer Narrator, The Ineffable Plan, and A Sequel Draft

Half meta, half prediction, half fanfic, half prose. All to say...

TL;DR - Good Omens is the Ineffable Plan

As in, I was thinking about s2, and how God is not the narrator anymore. She was there for s1, but besides asking Aziraphale about the sword, She never directly affects the plot. She plays a game of her own, but never says what it is, and Aziraphale and Crowley point it out.

So now you have s2, and God is silent. We hear her, but only from far away, from Aziraphale and Crowley's pov, and nothing else. At least in s1, despite never explaining what Her plan is, we had Her to guide us, to take peeks into the characters minds and thought processes

But that's the thing, isn't it? We can only watch as the characters go through the story, no longer having a narrator because there wasn't supposed to be anymore story. It was supposed to be the apocalypse, but now there isnt. Its no longer the last day of the rest of their lives, and while there is an epilogue, that was it. Now, everyone is left on their own so to speak, to make their own way without an omnipresent God playing out their lives for us.

They are almost free, in a sense. At least, free from us.

I think that for s3, we will continue to have no God as narrator... up until its all settled. And God will reveal herself, completely, to Aziraphale and Crowley and to all the Angels and Demons, because now the story has reached where it was supposed to be

Aziraphale and Crowley were right about how technically, nobody knows the Ineffable Plan, and thus questioning if the apocalypse is apart of this Ineffable Plan

And God confirms they were right. Well, sort of. In that, that is The Plan. What they did, stopping the apocalypse, was The Plan. What the other characters did was The Plan. She has been there, narrating it all, and enjoyed leaving footnotes.

It's all ineffable for these beings, considering how despite them being, as God describes, characters - they were their own beings that were made to make their own choices, and so it's not for her to guide them. Just to simply point out what they are doing

It's all a lot, She knows, for these Angels and Demons to understand, but it's all to say that she hasn't been here as usual because there wasn't supposed to be anything else. Well, there was. But circumstances allowed it to happen where the story was stalled; there was a Beginning and an End for this portion, but the middle and how we got to this point was muddy. And now it had to be told in a new way, a bit untraditionally, sadly without the footnotes. Thus, God didn't have anything much to say.

It didn't matter though, because they were always supposed to finish their story, even if She wasn't there for the rest. But now, She is here, because everything is going how it was supposed to.

Everyone listens. Crowley asks, "Why?"

God answers simply, holding a wide-brim black hat, "Love."

[butchtwelfthdoctor]

just saw an annoying post so here we go

if you're emotionally attatched to good omens fanon crowley i would reccommend not reading <3 remember if you dont like a take you can always go find another one <3 curate your own fandom experience <3

it was some ask like 'omg i love the good omens collectivly agrees that crowley was friends with freddie mercury and hozier who wrote songs about his venting ahaha' like YOU REALISE THAT DOES NOT FIT HIS CHARACTER. SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT JUST COS YOU'RE A HOZIER GIRLIE AND A LOT OF HIS WORK FOCUSES ON RELIGION AND THAT ONE SLITHERED HERE FROM EDEN LINE IS KINDA COOL DOESN"T MEAN THAT THE SIX THOUSAND YEAR OLD ACTUAL DEMON FROM ACTUAL HELL like your pop music i'm really sorry but it doenst fit his character he canonically has like one friend and a few people he doesnt mind so much he is not buddying up to your favourite celebrities/musicians just cos you think all your blorbos should like all the same stuff you do. the bentley playing queen is framed as an annoyance because hell is annoying, that he just kinda of got used to just cos its playing all the time why would he have been friends with the guy???? doesnt make sense?????

also current fanon takes on crowley annoy me so much he's always some whiney baby and look i love a good sopping wet and pathetic character as much as the next guy but we've sort of completely overshot s1 'i just lost my best friend' level of understandable grief and gone straight to him just being annoying????? like being mopey??? and i dont read a lot of fic but when i did he seemed to get portrayed a lot as like this submissive quivering mess like GUYS LITERALLY HOW DID YOU REACH THAT CONCLUSION???? HES NOT LIKE THAT. HE JUST ISNT. and he's always soooooo traumatised and like.... yeah! they've both been through A Lot but they also have fun and enjoy being alive and enjoy hanging out wih each other and going and getting coffee etc. they both enjoy life!!! and i get some people are projecting to deal with there own stuff and like cool whatever works for you is good and healthy but i see so many takes that are starting to warp the perception of how the characters really are? and people keep positing aziraphale as being manipulative and i mean. yeah a little but they're under a lot of stress here and probably heaven doesnt have therapy covering healthy coping methods and good relationships so i really dont think itsthat much to get hung up on. also. it's literally not real they're fictional, fiction characters who have Issues are wayyyyy more interesting to literally whats the problem.

like idk man if you love teh characters so much then why are you making so many changes to their fundamental characters idk.

back to teh music thing too like. he listens to the velvet underground. idk if any of the people who are hozier stans bothered to go listen to some velvet underground before they made their character playlist but pale blue eyes & i'll be your mirror are like the nice ones??? like go listen to sister ray and then tell me the guy whos been listening to that will find from eden interesting. and neil saying he was goth and then people seem to have taken that to mean 'wears black and has a tattoo and is grumpy' like nooooooooooooooooooooooo you missed it. you missed the point again. and teh person who answered the orginal ask was like 'ahaha yeahhhhh and aziraphale was friends with composers and all teh beautiful symphonies were about crowley ahaha' like AHSGNAJKNHSKAJNSKANHSKANAKSNAKSKAKKKKK . AHN. K. not everything in the go universe is about them like. sorry! good worldbuilding doesnt make Everything focused on two guys. just cos they're very important and have been very influential doesnt mean they're like. the only thing thats ever shaped anything

ok sorry rant over

[plantyboii28]

Another long post about the ineffables and what i want from s3 bc i love them and i have many thoughtsTM:

[spoilers for s1 and 2 of good omens]

Right so i was thinking about the final scene and how this sets us up for a reunion/reconcilliation in season 3 - where i think we all recognise azi needs to do some apologising, and that got me thinking ab the patterns in their relationship (stick with me here).

So we all know that throughout series 1 and the flashbacks in s1ep3 they have this sort of dance they do where crowley approaches az and suggests something or pushes a line in some way (see: the arrangement, the holy water etc) and azi refuses and rejects the idea and then comes around to it eventually. The only time we see a break in this pattern is with the scene outside the bookshop (' when i'm off in the stars i wont even think about you') after the bandstand breakup. Considering the dance theyve been doing for thousands of years, its not unreasonable for crowley to have thought azi would then change his min about running away together - but he doesnt. This to me shows that a) its always crowley that drives their relationship forward, and azi is more hesitant (see: you go too fast for me crowley) and b) the pattern they have set up means that crowley cannot recognise what is hesitancy and what is unwillingness - obviously aziraphale loves crowley, but he isnt and has never been interested in running away.

Moving onto season 2, aziraphale starts to take on a more active role - hes the one who insists they help gabriel, and says hes taking the car - and crowley now takes on the opposite role, begrudgingly agreeing with azis plans. This is a reversal of the pattern we saw last series, however when it comes to the final scene, the lines become somewhat blurred. On the surface, aziraphales plea that crowley go with him to heaven and crowleys insitance that 'you cant leave this bookshop' seems a direct reversal of the 'we can go off together' scene from series one - but in terms of emotional honesty, its still very much crowley whos driving the relationship, hes the one expressing his feelings and hes the one who goes in for the kiss. Like i said in a previous post, the issue in this scene is that theyre both saying what they want and not listening to eachother: if we look back the pattern has always been one of them suggesting or asking for something and the other responding, whereas in this scene their both talking over one another (metaphorically speaking).

So my thought process is that by the middle/end of series 3 we will get a true reversal of the roles, with aziraphale finally being vulnerable and expressing his love for crowley, and (even though it breaks my heart to consider it) i think initially crowley wont forgive him.

All in all i think we're heading for one of the most devastating/beautiful reconcilliation arcs and its going to both heal me and break me all over again (hopefully).

[trashworldblog]

beth how are we after that gomens s2 finale

SIGH.

ok.

so.

i have a lot of emotions (obviously)

the miscommunication is off the charts with these two. i usually dont like when miscommunication is a huge driving point for conflict but this was done beautifully right, and there were other factors at play. religious trauma, manipulation, and crowley truely beliving that he can change heaven for crowley.

and thats really at the heart of it, isnt it? aziraphale believes he can make heaven better for crowley. crowley knows that this is impossible. its a systemic problem. aziraphale will become a cog in the wheel, and will be doing things he doesnt want to do, and doesnt approve of.

crowley also probably thinks that aziraphale wants him to change. that he, as a demon, isnt good enough for Supreme Archangel Aziraphale. this isnt true, aziraphale just wants him to be as happy, no, even happier then he was when he was creating nebulas.

and all of this supreme Archangel nonsense only happened because of the metatron. i truly believe that if he hadn't shown up, this finale would be much happier. i have an analysis on how he manipulated aziraphale here

and the confession, oh the confession.

crowley was so determined to get it out there and after aziraphale broke the news, he knew it wasnt going to go well. but i think he had to get it out there because he knew if he didnt now, aziraphale would leave not knowing how crowley felt and that hurts even more.

thats what the kiss was about too. it was a "this is what i'll be missing if you go" kiss. it was to prove to aziraphale that he was serious, and he didn't want him to leave. many people have slowed down the kiss and brightened it up, and it does look like aziraphale leans into the kiss.

i think aziraphale reacted that way after the kiss not because he didnt want to kiss crowley, or because it was unrequited, but because he was upset that their first kiss ended up like this. aziraphale fell in love with crowley in 1941, he's had lots of time to imagine how their first kiss would go. maybe they'd be at the ritz, or in the park, or simply spending a sunday morning in his bookshop. but for the kiss to end up being after a fight, after a rejection, and to be full of frustration and sorrow, this is not how it should have gone.

and crowley runs away.

and aziraphale is left realizing what happened as he touches his lips and tears up.

metatron comes to gather him, and aziraphale has to put on a brave face, and pretend that he's okay, when all he wants to do is sit down, cry, and process what happened. but he cant. he's been recruited for a job.

and crowley isnt in a better state. he has to leave to gather himself and calm himself down. and he watches as the love of his life walks away into heaven to join the "good" team. after everything they've been through. after everyone they saved from heavens harmful graces. aziraphale choses the "good" side, instead their side. even though crowley waited, aziraphale leaves. and all crowley can do is drive away, listening to the nightingales that arent singing.

♡

what will happen next? i can't tell.

i hope there isnt a long time skip. i hope they dont suffer alone for years and years. but i think that might happen.

crowley will probably stay close to soho and visit the bookshop. its all he has left of aziraphale, really. and he seems to like muriel and he doesnt want her to mess with the bookshop too much.

aziraphale will become a cog in the machine and will either try to run away or will get kicked out.

the second coming will happen, and maybe aziraphale has to deliver the baby to the right couple. heres what wikipedia has to say about the second coming:

so. apocalypse 2. everyone will die, the universe will change, and everyone will be judged and sent to heaven or hell.

aziraphale and crowley will obviously be against all of this, so they'll team up to save the world again. hopefully, this time, they'll succeed and live in their cottage together, unbothered by the afterlives, completely and unapologetically in love.

[his-mother-is-lightning]

We all know that Aziraphale hates customers. But I submit that he LOVES grad students.

- if asked (by Crowley, solely to fluster his Angel) he will say that it's completely reasonable to love people who want to study and discuss books? And that feeling he gets when they come and ask him for help isn't Pride no. It just so happens that having lived for millennia means he's the best primary source on the planet. It would be selfish to not share his knowledge really. Why shouldnt he feel good about helping young people learn? So it's really only lowercase 'pride' at most...

- ...I mean, it's just harmless satisfaction that he is spreading knowledge like God intended. Err, probably intended. This knowledge isnt that Forbidden Knowledge so it's fine, right? They're way past that at this point. Surely there is no objection to knowing about books?

- if you were to ask Crowley, he will point out that grad students can't afford to actually buy any books. But no one has ever asked him

- back when the shop first opened, poor Aziraphale was struggling with the realization that people might get suspicious if never lets anyone buy any of his books. And in walks in some poor, exhausted student from Kings or London University who has spent the last 10hrs looking in every bookstore and library around for an original copy of 'The Tamer Tamed'. So they stumble in, turn to Aziraphale and ask if he has any 17th century editions of Fletcher's work. They just need to look at it bc every copy they've found has been edited.

- does Aziraphale have a 17th century editions of Flecher's 'The Woman's Prize, or The Tamer Tamed'? What an absurd question! He has the first edition, printed in 1647. Two copies in fact, one with notes in the margins written by an early actor that Aziraphale particularly liked. It was, after all, one of Crowley's favorite plays from that period.

- (Crowley claims that he has nothing to do with the plays popularity when compared to the work it was in response to, 'The Taming of the Shrew'. Yes, he preferred the feminist-leaning work by Fletcher, but it's not his fault the audience agreed with him) [1]

- the look on this students face when Aziraphale sits them down at his desk and brings over this folio - full of relief and gratitude - have the angel feeling a bit chuffed. So much so that, as he's closing the shop for the day, he tells them to come back tomorrow if they need another look. And thus one of the great student pilgrimages of London is born

- at the beginning of each term, new students make their way to this strange, magical bookstore run by a nice, possibly-immortal man. Group visits are discouraged, as they seem to make the owner nervous.

- fellow students (and sometimes professors) warn newcomers that the owner doesn't actually want people to buy any books. But if go and tell him that you just want to look at them for a class, he will let you come and look around.

- actually, browsing isn't recommended: depending on his mood, Mr. Fell (the owner) may encourage you to look around or he may decide to suddenly close early, or find some way to get you out the door. It's always safest to ask Mr. Fell for something specific, the more obscure the better: he likes it when he has the exact thing you're looking for

- there are snakes in the shelves - well, one snake, probably. Just like Mr. Fell, this snake has been hiding in the shelves since the store opened and never ages. It loves to jump out and scare customer, but is generally considered harmless unless you damage or mistreat the books. There are numerous accounts of people being bitten for dog-earing pages, putting cups on books, and general rudeness.

note: do not refer to the snake as Mr. Fell's pet. He tends to get rather indignant if you do (Mr. Fell, not the snake. If anything, you would think the snake finds Mr. Fell's reaction amusing) Think of it as his slightly terrifying roommate who occasionally hides in the shelves or curls up by/on Mr. Fell to nap

- A. Z Fell & Co had the world's least comprehensible business hours. He could be closed for days or weeks at a time, then open 24hrs for a month without explanation. Often, he would open at 4 or 5AM then close around lunch, then open again after he finished lunch (anywhere between 1 and 4PM). There was one 11 year span when the shop was almost always closed - university's saw a drop in grades in several departments until it finally opened again. If he recognizes you, sometimes you will arrive to find the store closed, only for him to suddenly open the door and let you in because he was "just about to open up".

- Mr. Fell can easily be bribed when someone needs to stay after closing or come in early the next day. Down the block and across the street is a bakery: it has had many names over the years, but it has been supplying students with bribes in the form of cream puffs, eclairs, Turkish delights, and other sweet treats since the bookstore opened. Students scrambling before a deadline got 10 cents off their purchase.

- while he never seems to know what day it is, or what year it is (see: immortal), he always remembers when it's time for exams because suddenly the shop is open at all hours, and Mr. Fell "just so happens" to have trays of sandwiches and fruit leftover, and wouldn't they help him finish it? It'll spoil, after all. Outside food and drinks are never allowed but suddenly there are little plates and napkins on a table by the door, and stacks of strange coasters from all over the world. Coffee is not allowed but tea is. Of course, everyone knows that Mr. Fell makes the BEST hot cocoa and if you put a coaster next to you, he will bring you a mug of cocoa, always at the perfect temperature.

- as revisions comes to a close, you will find almost a dozen students at Fell & Co. They will be slumped at a desk or curled up on the floor by the windows, cups of cooling cocoa and plates of healthy snacks left in places where they couldn't spill onto the books. Colorful blankets come out of a back room as Mr. Fell tidies up, smiling fondly as he drapes them over the slumbering students

- there are stories of people whose old, cruddy laptops seem to work better in the bookshop. People listening to music (quietly, of course) may notice that the songs that come up on shuffle are always exactly what they wanted to hear. Notes you could have sworn you left at home or lost show up at the bottom of your bookbag. Documents you should have lost when your computer crashed can be recovered. One Martin Pryce insists that in 2014, he brought his broken bike to the store and when he came out again, it was fixed. He actually went up to Mr. Fell as he closed shop and asked him about it but Mr. Fell insisted he had nothing to do with it. Martin says Mr. Fell sounded like he was telling the truth, but looked very pleased and muttered something about it being a "minor miracle", which is a bit much for a bike.

- if there are a thousand stories about Mr. Fell and his bookshop, there are just as many about the man in the fancy black car who comes around sometimes. Many have speculated on the nature of the men's relationship, ranging from torrid love affairs to blackmail to Dickensian-level family drama. But the only thing you really need to know is that when you see that fancy black car parked by the shop, you best just to home. The store is most definitely closed.

1. One account survives of the audiences reactions to the two plays. 'Shrew' was performed first and was "liked". 'Tamed Tamed' was performed after and it was "very well liked". Whether or not this account is from Crawley is impossible to say.

Now with a a furiously doting Crowley sequel

Aaaand a fanfic 

[thoriffix]

Can you rec some media with canon queer characters 😌

ofc!! thisll by no means be an exhaustive list but idk what youre looking for specifically so ill break it into categories

my current favs!! if u follow me u know these already lol

the umbrella academy: netflix show abt dysfunctional superpowered siblings reuniting to stop the apocalypse. canon mlm character (pansexual according to his actor) w mlm romance, canon wlw character (lesbian according to someone on the show dont rmr who) w het romance in s1, wlw romance in s2 - this is one of my absolute fav shows at the minute in general its brilliant

the magnus archives: horror podcast abt the head archivist of an institute researching experiences w the supernatural. protagonist is canonically biromantic asexual, in a mlm relationship in s5, and there is another canon bisexual character, as well as (iirc) a canon wlw couple - yall know ive been so into tma lately its so so good, obviously if you dont like horror its not for you but if you do.. 👀

sanders sides: youtube series abt a gay dude working out his emotional problems via personified aspects of his personality. all the characters are gay cuz thas what thomas is baby! - i was hesitant abt putting this cuz thomas is a person not a character lol but if u haven't seen sasi i recommend it its like free therapy but theres songs sometimes

shows!

julie and the phantoms (netflix remake): musical show abt a teen girl rediscovering music after her mothers death w the help of three ghosts who were in a 90s band. canon gay character w a slow burn romance (not yet canon bfs but s2 lets go) - its very cheesy and the musical segments can drag on a bit but its p good overall

lucifer: detective show abt lucifer abandoning his rule of hell to buy a nightclub and beginning to solve murders w the lapd. lucifer is canonically bi/pan, as is his demon pal mazikeen, but queerness rly isnt a focus of the show its more casual rep - that being said its a good show overall, if a little predictable now n then (s1-3 on amazon prime, 4+5 on netflix)

kipo and the age of wonderbeasts: fantasy cartoon set in a future filled w mutant intelligent animals, kipo finds herself lost and has to get home w the help of her friends. canon gay character as one of the mains, canon nb side character - its a rly good cartoon! lots of fun, excellent soundtrack, and the main characters are all poc which is rly nice to see

the dragon prince: cartoon abt two princes and an elf assassin returning a dragon egg to its mother. canon mlm couple, several canon wlw characters, canon nb character - i havent seen the show myself but ive heard very good things abt it!

i am not okay with this: netflix show abt a teen girl discovering she has superpowers and hating it. protag is canon wlw (i THINK shes a lesbian but i havent watched it in a hot sec), developing wlw relationship - ianowt slaps! sad that s2 got cancelled but s1 is real good its a touch spooky and theres a bit of gore/blood so watch out lol

schitt's creek: sitcom abt a rich family who lose all their money and have to move into the motel of a town they bought as a joke. canon pansexual character and canon gay character w one of the sweetest mlm relationships - a rly good witty show w excellent character development for every character!

good omens: show abt a demon and an angel trying to stop the end of the world. every celestial character in it is nonbinary, + crowley and aziraphale have a nonexplicit (ie no on screen pda lol) romance - good omens is such a good queer show none of the characters care abt gender in the slightest lmao, plus the show in general is fantastic (the book is also very good)

movies!

the old guard: a group of immortals fight an organisation that wants to capitalise off their immortality. canon mlm couple - another one i havent seen yet (i will!) but apparently very good

it chapter 2: horror sequel to It, w the main characters returning to derry to defeat pennywise for good. canon gay character in unrequited love - i only say chapter 2 because his queerness isnt referenced at all in the first film, again its big horror and theres no gay romance just gay tragedy but its a good film

love, simon: romcom about a closeted gay teen falling in love w someone over emails. do i even need to state the rep? - honestly if u haven't seen love simon yet what are you even DOING its so good proper fluffy queer romcom, the book (simon vs the homosapiens agenda) is also really good!! so is the sequel (leah on the offbeat) where the protag is a bi girl + it focuses on a wlw romance

the way he looks: brazilian coming of age film abt a blind teen boy falling for the new kid at his school. canon mlm relationship - this doesnt seem to be on (british) netflix anymore so idk where youd find it with subtitles but i rmr liking it a lot!

games!

night in the woods: 2d platformer abt a young woman (well. cat) dropping out of college and coming home to live w her parents + discovering spooky happenings in her hometown. canon mlm couple and i believe the protag is canonically bi? - i will recommend nitw to literally anyone who will listen its one of my all time favourite games, deals w a lot of mental health issues and its absolutely gorgeous w a brilliant soundtrack and rly good dialogue thats witty and serious and realistic (its on steam + switch for sure dk abt other platforms, abt 15 quid i think?)

tell me why: adventure game abt twins returning to their childhood home + findin Secrets. canon trans male character - i havent got around to buying + playing this yet but it looks really good! (its in three chapters + on steam, not sure on price)

other media!

the art of being normal: slice of life novel abt a young trans girl discovering herself. main characters are a trans man and a trans woman. - a good novel! trigger warning for transphobic actions including descriptions of a transphobic attack on the guy, and its certainly not without its faults otherwise, but i thought it was pretty good

the adventure zone: dungeons and dragons podcast by the mcelroy brothers. idk specifics but theres a lot of canon queer characters in it! - i havent listened to taz yet but i know a lot abt it, inc that its good and funny and has plenty of queer rep

theres several more i like that arent listed here but to keep this from getting just ridiculously long ill leave it there :] tried to get a range of genres and medias, hopefully theres something for you in there!

[curlytemple]

alrighty @scottspack here i am to show my ass 

top 10 ships tag! these aren’t “in order” but #1 is #1 

1. cory and topanga! (boy meets world) my very first thought when given this prompt, theyre the blueprint! they are just BABIEs when they meet and they already Know each other. i will not pretend that topanga didnt shape me into the kind of girl who wouldnt change one thing about herself for a boy, keep your legs hairy and your convictions strong! the way they grow together is enough to make me hate god for not giving ME a cory matthews. high school ski trip infidelity aside, theyre the first couple that made me think i could find a man. i was wrong but its nice to think about. 

2. kim possible and ron stoppable... the way the entire series is about kim being a wildly competent type A cheerleader AND teenage vigilante super spy and ron is her chilled out lame best friend who is Always there to help her save the day... please take a moment to listen to the jesse mccartney song why don’t you kiss her? that plays during the romantic climax of the kim possible movie, perfectly capturing the intense fear that comes with thinking about maybe finally kissing your best friend from preschool at your junior prom. 

3. tami and coach eric taylor (friday night lights) ...come on, y’all!!!! genuinely the most real relationship i have ever seen on screen. i don’t even know what to say other than that they are REAL. coach and tami are such a good couple that it doesn’t make any sense to me that their kid would have such a massive stick up her ass. i even tried an ‘empathize with julie’ rewatch, and while a lot of her teen angst is understandable and even relatable, she still seems so disconnected from her parents/dillon at the end of the show in a very unsatisfying way! coach and tami are the heart of fnl. and tim riggins.

4. belly conklin and conrad fisher (the summer i turned pretty trilogy by jenny han) bro.... when your mother’s dying wish is for you to care for your little brother, so when he has a little crush on the girl you are In Love With you bury your feelings and go to college far away because nothing is more important than their happiness, and they could be happy together! and years go by and theyre going to get married and youre set on being Happy For Them until you find out how much your brother has actually done to break her heart and her trust and then the thought of her settling for him is even more devastating than your true desire for her to settle for you.... WHEW! when you’ve been busy coming of age and trying to make it work with your best friend that isnt really right for you and then you find out his brother who you’ve been in love with your whole life turned into a distant asshole because the most important person in yalls lives taught him to be selfless and he over-corrected in his grief... BOY!! this one makes me feel like my heart is in my stomach.

5. SENSE8! can i just say all of it? everything and everyone? if you are bisexual and havent watched sense8 yet, this one is for us, baby! the ship is an interconnected web of LOVE AND TRUST. the pairings are endless. if i HAD to choose my fav, wolfgang and kala (and rajan <3) and i cant explain why i would pick them over anyone else, thats just what my pussy told me. but frankly i shouldnt have to choose, THEY ALL SHARE ONE CONSCIOUSNESS! ONE LOVE! 

6. david and patrick (schitt’s creek) you know the way we all feel like we aren’t enough and we’re Way Too Much.. dan levy really said hey guys? no offense but i think we might be capable of loving and even maybe Being Loved. the way patrick is all in on david rose from the moment he meets him, before he can even consider what that means about himself... the way they push each other out of their comfort zones and only get more comfortable with themselves and each other..  the way david’s abstract monochrome wardrobe fills with HEARTS AND RAINBOWS !!!!!! again, where’s my man? ANYWAYS, 

7. todd and rory (straight up) anna said this post is for romantic ships only and so I CAN AND WILL INCLUDE THEM. i don’t want to give any spoilers because i dont think tumblr has seen this yet, but when i say this is THE romcom of the year, perhaps of my life, trust!! todd is a gay man with a sex aversion who decides to try to date women and rory is the brilliant woman he actually falls in love with. sometimes soulmates dont fuck!!! maybe there are no rules to a good relationship besides mutual respect, understanding, and the undeniable desire to Be Together. i rest my case! 

8. drew barrymore and adam sandler  is this valid? again i dont know or care. i grew up on adam sandler movies and drew barrymore makes him better every time. they’ve only done 3 movies together, one of which i have not and will not see (2014 is just too cursed to return to) but even tho these two have never been a couple in real life their chemistry is so palpable that they consider each other the person they will grow old with on screen. if that’s not hollywood romance, i dont know what is! sorry to timothy olyphant but even drew says adam is The One. 

9. stef and lena adams-foster (the fosters) MOM AND MOMMA! listen, abc family shows are insane, but stef and lena make the drama worthwhile. their house full of teens is not perfect or easy, but never have i ever seen lesbian moms at the center of any media, let alone ones who thrive like they do when they communicate, support each other, and lead with love. this is a couple who chooses each other and their babies over and over again. its about putting in the work, having the tough conversations, and making the hard decisions because you care!!!!! 

10.  I DONT KNOW HOW TO END THIS, I LOVE LOVE! michael and alex! marshall and lily! steve and nancy AND jonathan! lizzie mcguire and gordo! rachel and griffin mcelroy! nick and jess! schmidt and cece! fleabag and the priest! amy pond and rory! river song and the doctor! ROSE and the doctor! MY MOM AND DAD!!!! mickey and ian! han and leia! johnny and gheorghe! princess bubblegum and marceline the vampire queen! jackie and kelso! jackie and HYDE! donna and eric! kitty and red! richie and eddie! jake and amy! brittany and santana! tim and tyra! JACK AND ENNIS! dj and steve! uncle jesse and aunt becky! aziraphale and crowley! bob and linda belcher! LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[petimetrek]

Hi! I just saw the recent anons youve gotten about the gray area of drawing crowley as a POC and ive had my own issues with it for other artists but at least for me its only really a Problem if they Only draw the demon as a POC and not any of the “good” or angelic chs. I understand where the anons r coming from and i totally agree with the recent anon saying not depicting complex moral chs as poc is robbing us of being multi faceted humans! That was a great point ! (1/2)

But i just wanted to personally message u to say that as an asian american, I completely fell in love with your crowley and azi !! I love them with my whole soul and seeing a ch like crowley, who i see alot of myself in, it was moving for me to see him as asian! Since asian people dont get alot of rep that isnt a stereotype or a trope, whenever an artist decides to depict a popular ch as asian i cant contain my happiness ! So please do wat makes u comfortable but know this asian loves ur crowley

Not going to lie, you almost made me cry, so thank you for your kind words.

I’ve been VERY critic towards people who draw Crowley being “vaguely” POC because for me it meant that they didn’t actually care, as long as he didn’t look white (not caring if his facial features were correct, just a white face with dark skin and you can call it a day). Or recently, those posts about the way people draw him with an exaggerated nose, and how antisemitic that is. So it would be very hypocritical of me to just ignore someone’s feeling about me drawing him asian.

To be honest, that anon seemed sketchy at best but I still want to think they were real, call me naive.

When I fancasted Daniel Dae Kim as my Crowley and Chiwetel Ejiofor for Aziraphale I did it for two reasons: I wanted them to be POC because, even if I’m white, I can see that the lack of representation is disturbing, and the second one was because they matched the descriptions of the book almost perfectly to me. Chiwetel is a fancy English man that kind of looks chubby but is also pretty strong (just like my hc for Zira, you know, chubuf) and with the right clothes look like a librarian. And Daniel… he’s suuuuper handsome and elegant? good cheekbones, perfect hair but when he smiles he looks like an angel… And have you seen him wearing a suit? James Bond material. Perfect match for my Crowley.

I learned a lot while drawing them, I tried to be very respectful and not treat them like caricatures. For example, I used to draw Finn (you know, from Star Wars) blushing until Iearned that you can’t see the flush if the skin is dark, or that eyelashes point downwards on asian people’s eyes, or that the skin of the palms and feet and lips of black people has a different colour, or how the facial structure changes… idk, lots of things. I tried to learn and to listen to people. I don’t just draw them as steriotypes, I draw them using my fancast for them, being very careful that they look like the actors and not just… just like a fucking joke, if you know what I mean.

But eih, I’m white and I’m sure I do lots of racist shit that I don’t even notice and I also know it’s not others people job to teach me how to things, but I love when people point things out to me because it means they are giving me an oportunity to change and improve. Again, I know is not your job, but I appreciate the help instead of receiving anon hate before I have the opportunity to know what I did wrong. By all means, if after all of this I still ignored their concerns of course you are more than welcome to insult and attack me.

So yeah, this whole thing is very upseting to me because I honestly don’t know what to do, I tried to do my best and I still offended someone. I don’t want to draw him white because we have enough of that and I can’t draw him being POC because I feel like no matter what I do is going to be wrong. And I’m also trying to make this about me and that’s even more racist so I think I’m going to stop now… And my anxiety and the heat are killing me oops

Thank you for your kind words, have a nice day, dear.

[dykemuth]

8, 9, 16, 17?

8. hell or heaven? aziraphale or crowley? hastur or ligur? tracy or anathema? shadwell or newt? warlock or adam? horsepeople or the them?

Hell / Crowley / Do Not Seperate Them They Are A Set / Anathema / I’d rather die than choose this / Warlock / Horsepeople i GUESS

9. why do u like gomens? bonus if u don’t say aziraphale, crowley, or azcrow. what made u want to watch/read/listen in the first place?

My best friend watched it with me and I’m not taking the bonus here because the only thing I DO love about it is azcrow

16. rant about something, go wild, release ur inhibitions

I HATE RAPHAEL CROWLEY IT ISNT EVEN THAT ITS JUST STUPID ( IT IS) ITS THAT NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE OTHER HEADCANONS BECAUSE WE GET CORRECTED ABOUT IT OH MY GOD JUST.  GOD

17. which era of history shown in the introduction to E3 was your favorite? what’s an era/location you wish have shown

HONESTLY??? mesopotamia probably.  Crowley is really innocent and cute + “hello aziraphale!” I just.  I love him so much specifically.  

HOWEVER, You Go Too Fast For Me Crowley also gets me so hard and really adds to the emotional payoff of the very end when they don’t have to be afraid of their relationship and their love.  Because it’s the point where it’s so clear that they ARE in love and the ONLY reason they aren’t acting on it is because they feel like they can’t.  I love to watch that one + the very end back to back feels good feels Organic

[family-is-forever]

ineffable husband headcanons

(also i promised. self i would just watch this show casually and not enter the fandom obsessed, but here i am!)

-they both have very different ways of taking care of the house plants, crowley by yelling at them and “putting the fear of god into them, or rather the fear of crowley”. on the other hand aziraphale luvs them, tends to them, gives them kind soft words, all behind crowley’s back. they end up canceling each other out like always and their house plants are the most average in all of london.

-the first time crowley tried to cook for aziraphale it was a complete disaster, aziraphale stood around the kitchen anxiously before crowley inevitably banished him to the dining room. crowley defetedly brought azi a plate of burnt food, aziraphale happily ate the food as to not make crowley sad.

-sometimes aziraphale just watches crowley sleep cause it’s the only time his brow isnt furrowed, and his face looks all soft and relaxed.

-aziraphale takes lots of soft bubble baths, he eats chocolate covered strawberries, drinks champagne and listens to nice relaxing classical music. however romantic this may seem crowley is not invited, these are aziraphales sacred baths, and he’s even joked about filling the tub with holy water if crowley walks in on him.

-their fridge is always chocked full of fancy foods, aziraphale luvs charcuterie and cheeses and fruits. however as much fancy foods they have they have a equal amount of trash food, crowley very much enjoys chips, soda, and anything artificially flavored.

-aziraphale loves to paint but is absolutely rubbish at it, and crowley hates to paint but is naturally talented with art. obviously aziraphale is very jealous and gets all to frustrated while trying to paint, crowley has tried giving him lessons but does not have nearly enough patience

-crowley has also tried to teach aziraphale how to drive, this also did not work. aziraphale was far too nervous and never went over 15 miles per hour. crowley remained the dedicated chauffeur of the couple.

-crowley does not know how handle compliments AT ALL, he gets very awkward and blushy, and usually tells aziraphale to shut up when he says anything relatively nice about him. this wouldn’t be such a problem except for the fact that aziraphale compliments crowley about 1000 times a day.

-crowley curses a lot cause he’s crowley but azi still gets all up tight and tells him to stop. but the first time aziraphale cursed in front of crowley was when azriphale misplaced his favorite book. when he was frantically looking for it he accidentally muttered “where is this fucking thing” after he realized what he said he got very embarrassed but crowley couldn’t help to be proud and jokingly cheered him on.

-they take lots of soft afternoon naps together

-while crowley has tried to teach azi a handful of things. all aziraphale bas tried to teach crowley how to do is slow dance, where they both learned that aziraphale is secretly a good leader, and crowley is too tall and lanky for his own good

-they enjoy lots of midnight snacks together on the rare occasions that aziraphale doesn’t go to bed at 8 pm like the soft old man he is

-i know this a really popular headcanon but i have to say that aziraphale 100% dresses the way he does because of crowley’s slight colorblindness (becuz he is snek)