#and cover his ass

[lovebeatriceplz]

When I pull up to the being over - sexualized competition but my opponent Hobie Brown

[mochasucculent]

Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in

[stump-not-found]

Second or Third Contact

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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they're about to be really normal about things

[cellyjubes]

and there was only one locker to hide in…

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[tartppola]

very specific au thought, silver if he was the shield instead ( read the tags to see explanations )

[slavhew]

jakey + dirkjake sandwiched between my organic chem notes. a poem in there somewhere

[navree]

my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing

[koalajay]

More slime ranchers

Tango keeps trying to convince Jimmy that petting all the slimes is important for science (it is not)

[fanfoolishness]

Just realized that yes of course Illario kills Zara because he was at risk of being found out, but also —

What if his contract with her was for her to just kill Lucanis because he wanted First Talon but loved Lucanis too much to kill him himself? So he found means outside of the Crows so no one would know what he was up to. If that meant seducing a blood mage, all right, that’s not even his most awkward conquest, he’ll do it.

But when Illario sees him back he’s furious at Zara for stepping out on terms of the contract

And furious at himself for putting his cousin through something that wasn’t a clean death. Crows kill! They fight wars of succession! Death is a certainty! But this isn’t death, this was a year of mage prison and Illario knows Zara is crazy weird with the blood magic and so he can only imagine what Lucanis went through, I mean, he looks like absolute hell compared to what he likely went in as. But he’s in so deep and Zara offers to help vanish Caterina and tells him about the risen gods to try to get back in his good graces, so he lets her live at first —

But then Illario really sees Spite for the first time and he is livid. She’ll die for that. Not only did she betray a contract but she did that to someone he loved, and now everything Illario has fought for to be First Talon is in jeopardy, and he’s made such a fucking mess of all of it for what? For Lucanis to be twisted into something terrifying? (To be even harder to kill now than he was the first time?) To prove Caterina right that Illario doesn’t have what it takes?

Boy really did fuck up

[craske]

a continuation of this idea

being stripped of the power of something like the soul jam might mess with you, both physically and mentally. idk if id call it like some sort of withdrawal but it might be similar

[silcosilcooo]

Just let me be in his lap and I'll be okayyyy

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?

so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.

perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.

enter best friend eddie.

he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.

but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.

when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?

it's just friends helping friends.

and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.

it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.

[tradaviahe]

Ghoap in old Vietnamese dynasty court officials costume ^^

[triglycercule]

horrortale waterfall game broke me sorry (hey just like horror!)

[tricoufamily]

more ancient ocs i got bored and made as sims. they were doing every tired annoying romantasy trope years ahead of the curb smh i could have been making booktok bucks