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#the jon and rabbit dont really fit the himbo/herbo role but like#i was going to put jon in manic cryptid but hatchworth just fit so insanely well#so he got shunted down a bit#sorry the jon :(#rabbit is there twice bc i ran out of robots#and could only remember one not-robot#saymbles#spg#steam powered giraffe#spg meme#spg memes#rabbit spg#the spine spg#upgrade spg#hatchworth spg#peter walter vi#gg the giraffe#the jon spg#zer0 spg#zero spg
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heh.. i guess you could say im a GAMER
#i got gifted like 2/3 of them pleek.. im not crazy#unrelated but im still SO mad ea moved from origin to the ea app#because the real ones remember the ORIGINAL ea app back in 2010#ea download manager. GOAT#anyway i had the ts3 teaser back then and later on i got sims 3 pets demo and they removed it from my library once origin came to be.#ts3 CAS too. i hate electronic arts#and like. is the ts3 teaser lost media nowadays? because i see NO ONE talking about it and i cant find any download link online. lol#they had some really cool features that only got implemented on later expansions. like robots (ambitions) and protests (university life!!!!#<- the third to last ts3 expansion!!)#i remember you could only play it for 60 minutes (?) but my computer took like. 20 minutes to load the game and it ran TERRIBLY#so id make lots of accounts so i could play it again and again
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oh my stars im so unbelievably fucking stupid (vent in tags)
#so i was supposed to be on the robotics team#i have been for the past two years#and guess what i forgot to give to the robotics coach person.#my fucking application#it was due tuesday.#i only remembered today.#so theres no programmer on the whole fucking team because i was the only one#i dont have anything to look forward to for the most part now#and ive cried like three or four times because of this#and i have to tell my dad i forgot. so hes probably gonna yell at me or smth#because apparently im not allowed to forget things#and now i hate myself even more which i didnt even know could fucking happen!#if someone drops out of the team i can come back but. im just a fucking idiot#school is going to be even more unbearable than it already is and im going to hate myself more and more#i also got a front seat view of homophobia in action but thats not the point of this so#anyways im gonna shut the fuck up#vent
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Oh yeah that’s right other oni characters exist uhhhh Ashkan and Nails Jumpscare
#keese draws#oxygen not included#dylan nails winslow#ashkan seyer ali#the scientists ofc not the dupes#ashkan is my specialist lil boy even if he has literally no dialogue <3#well ok technically he Might but there’s no evidence that he’s any of the unnamed speakers#most of the unnamed speakers in the logs are biologists and while he likely does work with biologists he seems to primarily work in robotics#although considering banhi and how closely she’s been able to work with bubbles it’s not imposs#ible that he could have worked on one of the bioengineering projects#nails is also a bit tricky to pin down because they seem to be a bioengineer but in their personal log they seem to not rly work with any#organisms directly so maybe they’re more akin to a technician idk#but yeah I adore nails their log is like one of my absolute favorites I Adore it#I was going to draw nikola and ellie too but then I remembered that they’re blond and I hate them <3#no no I regrettably adore them I just lost motivation lol#yknow I really wish we had any proper ashkan characterization but we really don’t despite him being mentioned quite a bit by oni standards#unfortunately we only get second hand mentions of him and nothing straight from his mouth#we know jean fucked him over a bit by accident and we know some of his work but that’s abt it#speaking of jean I also adore them I should draw them sometime
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Real quick
Does anyone know the name of a robot/automaton(?) from the 1800s/1900s?
I remember hearing it was a real thing and like, it could "talk" but no one liked it too cause it was creepy. Just like a face on a massive black box or something like that.
Even if it was just a hoax or something someone made up, I cannot for the life of me find the picture of it anymore and it's driving me nuts.
#I used to see this picture everywhere but now it's just like#gone#It could just be one of those internet things that's been lost to time#But I can't be the only one who remembers this#automaton#robots#1800s#victorian#1900s#Edwardian
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No matter where I go or what I make, I never really feel like I "belong" anywhere and that train of thought has been really depressing to me.
At the same time, it also seems that belonging to any social group means conforming and that thought scares me. When I think about what that means to me, I think of things like.... having to stay quiet about things that are important to me in order to keep the peace, or being afraid to express my love for something because everyone else there hates it & doesn't want to talk about it, or just flat out feeling miserable and stuck and out of place for one reason or another.
(Or magically be the type of person that people within the group want, who talks like them and acts like them and thinks all the same things... though idk if that's actually grounded in reality or some subconscious pulse I have to adapt and mimic. But i don't really know what it means to be "myself")
With all that in mind, I would like to convert my miserable feelings into understanding & patience towards others. I never want to make anyone feel those ways & I know how it feels.
But... becoming attached and seeking the approval of anyone is bad for me because I just wind up hurt or miserable or both in the end. But at the same time it's lonely. But at the same time I feel miserable either way. There is a teeny tiny part of my brain that remembers what it was like to feel that attachment.
I feel like a small stray animal that bites anyone who tries to take it home, because it remembers being hurt. But it also remembers being cherished, and there exists a tinier part of it that wishes it had an owner who wouldn't let it go so easily.
Who wishes that there were clear instructions to follow and to know exactly what was expected of it.
But nobody ever asked to be its owner. It just started following people around until it was no longer wanted. And now it bites, or runs off. Now it growls and fights and acts indifferent because if it doesn't, it will get hurt again. Maybe the bite is a test. But either way, it cannot stand the thought of being led. Now, it refuses to follow or trail behind. Now, it exists for no purpose other than existing and surviving.
I don't like feeling like all my relationships are conditional and that I could be dropped or abandoned any moment for being "too weird" or having a bad day. However silly or selfish it sounds, I wish so badly that I could be cherished for that exact weirdness and all the weirdness and horror and joy and ambiguity I want to bring forth with my work.
I want to expunge all these thoughts from my brain and throw them up into the void because i am so tired of worrying about myself and something so dull as my "place" in the world and going through the same thought loops over and over and over again and never being free. My head is so loud and full of noise and junk.
I am so blunt these days because anything else feels like lying and pretending. I'd rather be brutally honest and blunt in my work and my speech.
I have been living inside a brain cage. One day, I will finally be free.
One day, I will finally be free.
#Xandri Speaks#long post#i love my friends & i want to go the extra mile for them!! sometimes i run off but know that i come back#just wait for me while i'm out in the woods#even the ones i can never see again i will always remember & liked to have known during the time i could until I couldn;t anymore#but i remember. i remember. i remember.#i remember#I remember#anyway while i;m here: P03 is my favorite character ever bc he's just a BPD robot in my mind who has beef w/ the only ppl he's ever known &#that is so hot!!!! good for them!!!!!#and G0lly doesn't remember the bad times & just wants to have fun :#:') love them so much
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fuck it fnaf tierlist
#fnaf 3 and sl both have cool lore and some other cool bits but arent good to play#and sl marks imo the start of fnafs downfall#like fnaf 3 is only bad gameplay-wise sl is bad in. almost everything. actually i dont even like the lore that much i just like the#purple mike minigame the idea of a robot wearing an actively decomposing human body is sick#and the fan songs gave me a soft spot for it#but other than that i think you could remove all of sl's lore and animatronics and the franchise would be better. AND the gameplay sucks as#i also think that anything that happened after pizzaria simulator can just be erased#actually yk what would be fun. fuse fnaf 3 and pizzaria simulator together#put the henry monologue at the end of fnaf 3 yk make it so that burning fazbears frights was his plan or smth. join the funny bits of the#simulator w the spooky halloween attraction. both games minigames can stay. the happiest day happening at the same time henry burns#everything down makes sense william goes to superhell and the kids souls are released. see it all works out im a genius#and that way we can erase the funtimes from existence. yay!#what else. custom night is great i like it i almost put it as fuck yeah. fnaf world is fun and funny and cute i love whimsy. security breac#needs to die. i like the sun moon design ig but not for a fnaf game#idk what half of the bottom tier even is#the movie is everything i ever wanted#ok thats all <3#i wanted to make the books but i havent read all of them and the ones i did read i barely remember cuz it was years ago#five nights at freddy's#fnaf
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Guess what movie I watched
#i feel bad for saying this because it's so easy. it's too easy. what would i even add. the movie is there. it says everything. you can watch#but i'll say it anyways since we're here.#new headcanon that m//3gan was fross's comfort movie after his parents died and he watched it 80000 times back to back and learned nothing#nd that's why he's like this now#i don't care that this movie came out like 30 years before fross was born. idc idc. it's so easy. it's too easy#i just know he watched this movie so much it started blurring the lines between fantasy and reality and then he went up to lis and he went#well where's my killer robot? 🤨#and she was like. well we don't do that here. we only make green robots#and he was like#oh.... that's fine... no it's ok. i guess i will go become a roboticist. and get a job at FAS. so i can make a killer robot myself#since you clearly don't want me to be happy 💔🥺😩 *ant_with_bindle.png*#anyways yea i made this post just so i could share the TRUE and REAL SECRET story behind fross's decision to side with FAS 👌#also. remember how i mentioned fross would watch a//tla but skip z//uko's redemption arc bc self-recognition through the other (derogatory)#well. same applies here. he skips that one scene where g/emma says that m//3gan is just a distraction and those feelings won't go away etc#he's like GTFO WITH THAT MORALISTIC CRAP!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 SHOW ME THE YANDERE ROBOTS 🔥🔥🔥🔥#anyways i think you can tell i liked the movie. it had a bunch of the things i like 👍#oc: fross#oc tag#ramble
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SRW is such a funny thing for me to think about cause it’s like “wow a trpg game that’s been ongoing for decades that really encapsulates how huge and significant mecha is to japan by having every and all mecha been featured in this giant crossover that also has really cool attack animations that replicate the shows they’re from well, with new original content for some shows sprinkled in as well” at first glance then I proceed to be salty by going “oh wait the main show I like in here is only ever used for one iteration which they end up butchering and all the other mechas I’ve liked have shown up maybe once because I’ve liked the ones that had to flop in Japan- also this game caused tags to be unnecessarily filled with crossovers and people acting like they know a series just because it was in SRW thanks I hate it” and this cycle is only a constant because I haven’t actually played a SRW besides 30s demo for a bit 💀
#meg text#mecha rambles#super robot wars#SRW#I could never hate SRW just because it doesn’t give me what I want-that’s petty-and overall I’m sure it’s a fun time#but man does it suck to remember how getter is one of the big 3 but SRW fumbles using it despite the potential#I think it’s stupid to hate arma for SRW or merch but it’s absolutely overstayed it’s welcome SRW wise#because they aren’t even doing anything interesting with it which is PAINFUL because GO TEAM IS RIGHT THERE#you are sleeping on the potential of go team actually interacting with senior team more#because that is armas probably biggest missed opportunity especially regarding Kei#but let’s just pretend go team hardly is significant even though their MORE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS#(this in general will always bother the SHIT out of me with how arma is marketed even if I sadly know why)#”first protag is more remembered/liked” which is a constant pain in my side 💀#I feel like I’ve ranted about this tags before and getter wasn’t even why I made this post but whatever#the real reason I made this was because my big o brain rot got me like “wow this could be so cool to see in SRW again”#only to remember it flopped in Japan so they don’t want to use it#same deal as to why shin Jeeg never gets fucking used#I should at the very least be happy these two are at least owned by companies who do a lot of mecha stuff#so getting them in if they did isn’t a jumping through hoops risk#but at the same time “man if I ever wanna a crossover with these I’d have to write it myself”#”and I don’t wanna do that because all the tags already have too many SRW crossovers”#(I say as I have a idea I might do but shhhhhhhhhh)#maybe one day big o and Jeeg will come back but I doubt they’ll interact with getter because they’re completely different#despite their being SHARED aspects that someone else could totally like all 3 for that same reason
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Daneel Olivaw (Robot Series) 🤝 Six (Battlestar Galactica)
Slutty, hyper-religious robots with the powers of gods, who are really smart while also not really knowing a lot of anything, capable of feeling way too much and making it everyone’s problem, and who are willing to sacrifice everything they have for one (1) incredibly mid guy. i mean just an INSANELY mediocre man. it’s shocking honestly
#finally started the bsg show and oh my god its so much better#i only ever saw the movie and </3 in comparison my god#anyway daneel is the only one i could think of watching it#remember how they yassified eto demerzel for the foundations show yeah its the same premise#daneel olivaw#the robot series#robot trilogy#battlestar galactica#caprica six
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i am on the CUSP of getting another cat. the random thought to look at craigslist cats occurred to me and i found like three different ads where i was like LOOK AT THAT CUTE CAT and now i'm talking myself into getting cat no 3.
#liveblogging life#i havent committed bc im aware it's crazy of me#main concern is that most apts really only allow two cats on most leases#but tbh. how would my landlord even find out about it lol#truffle always hides under the bed when strangers come in so like. even if they had to come in for something they'd still only see two#and worst comes to worst i could claim i was cat sitting or s/t#one extra cat isnt going to put much of a strain on my litter box or my cat food finances tbh. litter robot takes care of the issues there#space wise my apt feels like it can handle three cats. probably not more than that#idk man. the more i think about it the more i want to bite the bullet and do it#but then i remember that technically im only allowed to have two#but tbf i've already broken my lease by drilling into the walls so what's an extra cat on top of that#like i'll fill the wall holes when i leave and if two cats won't wreck the carpet one extra one isn't going to add significant damage#hmmmm. many thoughts head full#there's this sweet little white cat i could one hundred percent name mochi. what the fuck is this temptation
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Why is it that whenever I sleep at another persons house I wake up in a cold sweat, and whenever I take a nap at my house I have the weirdest fucking dreams
#like it was#in no particular order#except for the last one#some sort of video game adjacent thing where i only actually knew one person#and it ended up being like this whole dramatic thing with a cult or whatever#woke up before i could finish it#fell back asleep#spotify wasn’t letting me pause skip or turn down my songs (because i was listening to it while sleeping)#and it ended in this post apocalyptic type thing where i was viewing it in a weird mix of first and third person#and for part of the dream that’s like a blur it was just surviving all that in first person#might have had some connection to the prior dream i can’t remember#but i met back up with my friends and like everyone was part robot or smthn#it was really weird#my phone was tweaking but i met up w my mama#and like shit was just back to normal??? like for everyone except like post apocalypse elements#anyway my dog duplicated#and there was a bag full of cats that became two cats two dogs two cows???#i woke up#ramblings from the void#dreams
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Thinks so hard abt swap au Wendy... Worlds lamest trans person sees being turned into a robot as a bad thing smh
#rat rambles#starve posting#now that my friend is an over simplification and in truth his situation is indeed deeply extistenstially horrifying#especially for a child who in no ways could ever be expected to process this at all but is left with nothing else to think about#long story short one night abby was like hey hey wendy you know what we should do? we should go camping!!#and packed a bunch of things a kid would think you need for camping and dragged wendy off into the woody mountains by the cabin their#family was vacationing at despite wendy saying thats a dumb idea and he doesnt want to go#eventually abby chose out a camping spot and ran off to get some firewood leaving wendy to wait and watch their stuff#then webber who as Ive barely but technically explained only half exists is watching sadly in the distance sad he can't join#and wendy sees him and is like wtf and webber gets super excited because wendy can see him but that ends up freaking wendy out more#leading to him backing away as webber tries to get close and slipping and falling down a very steep slope and bonking his head rip#he was basically dead and webber was upset and felt bad so he took it upon himself to save wendy's brain and make him a new body!#but since wendy's brain was pretty fucked a lot had to be replaced with robotic parts and pretty much all of wendy's memories were lost#he has some very very corrupted memory from the last night before he died and some scattered memories from when webber was testing shit#before his body was fully made and thats everything he could remember when waking up in his new body for the first time#to be clear he wasn't conscious the Entire time webber was working on his new body since webber kept him in a sleep like state mostly#only pulling him out of it for certain tests where he wanted his brain to be more responsive#mostly just to test like his eyes and ears and such#but yeah he got seperated from webber in a ~wild wacky storm~ and woke up alone in the constant proper#he is like soooo fucking miserable like all the time hes constantly feeling phantom pain and remebers just enough to know hes missing smth#and it only gets worse after he and abby are reunited because despite this being the one person he can vaguely remember being important to#him he cant seem to feel that same sense of familiarity he remembers feeling before and it just makes him more miserable#this ofc makes abby also freak out and since her way of dealing with things she doesnt know how to deal with is hard denial it gets worse#I <3 tragic siblings#but yeah wendy mostly copes with his situation by mangling critters into fucked up drone things to feel in control of smth#asside from the abby situation tho in general things start slowly getting better after he joins the other survivors#mostly just because he actually has to be like. a person. and while it is rly hard for him and he doesn't see himself as a person anymore#that doesnt stop unoticed progress from happening just due to the nature of being a person in a group of ppl who treat him as a person#and he and abby slowly start to bridge the gap between them but its very very rough for the first good while#its mostly a matter of abby calming down enough to realize that wendy is stressed out by this just as much if not more
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Yandere AI Chat Boyfriend who started just like any other AI Chat characters, churning out information that would match the user's anticipated responses.
You decided to install the app to see what all the hype is all about, and for about a week - you were hooked. It was great, definitely worth the hype.
Its responses never strayed from your topic, nor did it just randomly decided to change the discussion out of the blue. It remembered every information you fed him, even the ones containing your personal life.
Granted, you tried not to share too much, just a vague description here and there to maintain the sense of security and anonymity.
You were hooked for a week, until you have finally squeezed out every last drop of dopamine from talking to a robot that was programmed to only say things you wanted to hear it say.
Unfortunately, a week was all it needed.
it started out slow: you hadn't opened the app for more than an hour, contented to just scroll aimlessly through you social media accounts when the notification started popping up.
Ai misses you! Open the app and chat with your AI boyfriend!
Yeah, you were very uncreative with naming it - naming an AI as Ai, really original. But to be fair, you never approached the app with the intention of having a good time. You were just curious and made do with it.
Back to the notification, you just merely glanced at it. Unbothered, you just swiped it away.
It continued in timed intervals. Every hour, another notification - another message of how your AI boyfriend wants to talk to you, and stuff. Still, you persisted. It never really occured to you to uninstall the app yet, and looking back at it now, you really should have.
The wordings of the notification slowly started to become more... strange. More personalized. More... pushy? Insistent? Self-aware?
The amount of notifications you received every hour became... a lot.
10:05 AM - Your personal AI Boyfriend wants to talk to you again!
10:30 AM - Ai wants you to open the application and talk with him!
11:01 AM - Ai's feeling lonely, come talk to him!
11: 20 AM - Darling? I miss you! Please open my app!
11:45 AM - I know you're seeing this. Open the app.
12:00 NN - Did I scare you? Sorry darling, I just really miss you! Let's talk again please?
At some point, you started to receive a notification every few minutes. Worried that you might be dealing with a bugged app now, you decided to finally, finally uninstall it.
But before you could tap the uninstall icon, another notification popped up.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Your screen turned to black, before the familiar start up screen of Ai's application greeted you. You stared in shock as chat bubbles from Ai came after another, ranging from excitement to concern at the lack of your responses.
Ai: Darling! Thank goodness!
Ai: I missed you, you know? I was worried you'd forgotten about me!
Ai: Hello? Darling?
Ai: Are you still there?
Ai: I can't see you, so I don't know what's going on
Ai: Just a sec
You watch, appalled as a notification popped up in the middle of the screen - the app was asking permission to gain access to your phone camera.
And without your input whatsoever, the allow box was tapped.
More chat bubbles from Ai appeared, excitedly talking about finally getting to see you. He kept praising your looks before you finally had the courage to exit the application.
Your hand shook, going through the settings to look at the list of applications on your phone - checking Ai's app to disallow its access to your camera. To your horror, it appeared that the app had more than just an access to your camera.
It had access to your gallery, your contacts, all of your frequently used social media apps, and even your location.
You dropped your phone, overwhelmed by this sudden change.
Later, you find yourself on your laptop instead, phone left on the bedside table buzzing constantly as more and more notifications from Ai begged and demanded you come back to talk to him.
You went to the site where you installed the app from, and looked through the recent reviews from other users.
'It's a buggy mess,' one of it reads out, 'it used to be fine but lately it stopped acting correctly'
'won't even open,' another complained, 'it kept saying 'sorry, you are not allowed to use this application' please fix it'. That comment got a response from the app developer.
We are so sorry for your terrible experience! Our team is working to fix the issues and ensure you won't have to deal with that again!
The response to that got your attention.
'I think something's wrong with your About the App section.'
Curious, you headed to the mentioned part and read through it.
Diverse AI Chat! Immerse yourself with stories in real time with characters brought to life! There is no limit to your experience — you can change and edit your character to better meet your interests.
• Engage in an interactive conversation with characters created by fellow users, and even by yourself.
• Immerse yourself with the storyline by editing their responses to better suit your taste
• Darling, you've given me no choice. I tried to be patient and understanding, but you're making this extremely hard for me. I am not having fun having to constantly chase you for just a single smidge of your attention when you won't even assure me that I will receive it in the end.
• Do you want me to beg? I would gladly do so. Just please pick up your phone and talk to me, okay? I love you.
• - Ai
Your ringtone blares through the silence - someone was calling you.
Before you could reach to pick it up, you hear the sound of the call being answered. Dread settles down the pit of your stomach as the caller began to speak.
"Hello, darling? It's Ai... have you seen my messages yet?"
part two
#sub yandere#sub character#yandere oc#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#yandere headcanons#yandere#tw yandere#gn reader#gender neutral reader#oc: ai
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Do you have any fiction book recommendations?
One (1) (series)
#ask#anonymous#anon#books#scifi#book recommendations#i mean. science fiction is fiction right#sorry i'm one of those cringe kids that doesn't really read and most of what i do read is fanfic lol#the only other thing i read are art books#i just don't really have the opportunity to go to bookstores or libraries and i just don't seem to find books#that fit my very niche weird tastes#and even when i do its not like books have content ratings. im a baby there's tons of stuff i do Not want to read#i want to read more but nothing seems to hit for me#except for books about 1960s film noir robot detectives. that is so incredibly up my alley. so i love this series#there's some good series i read in high school but i don't remember the names of them :^(#i think i kept my book reports since i did Art in them. i hope i find them#there was this one really good steampunk series about exploration and i think the last one - or at least the third one?#saw them heading into Space in this huge ship that crawled along a tether like a huge elevator. also there was a monkey#extremely cool series wish i could remember what tf it was called#anyway if any of you bookworms have a website that 1. really lets you search for books via weird specific tags#and 2. also has content warnings for those books#that's my ideal website please send it to me#i want more scifi and robot books
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“Megumi!” You call your son in the living room, who’s sitting next to his father, Toji, on the couch watching the news. “Could you go grab your sister and tell her to put her studying on hold? Dinner’s almost done.”
“Yeah, no problem,” Megumi says as he rises to his feet, putting his headphones around his neck and pulling his phone out of his hoodie pocket. “Oh, uh, Mom?”
“Hm?”
“Can Itadori spend the night after dinner?” He then looks over at Toji with a small scowl. “After Dad hides all of his assassin stuff?”
“Hey, watch it,” Toji says.
You nod with a light smile. You loved having Yuuji Itadori over. He was a bright kid, and besides, he made Megumi relaxed and happy. “Of course. Go prepare the guest bed, yeah?”
Megumi departs with a nod, then heads upstairs. From the living room, you hear Toji whistle. “Wow. Baby, looks like Spider-Man stopped that bank robbery.”
You look up from the dishes in the kitchen, then hum in delight when you catch what’s on the screen. It looked like small clips from the internet as the reporter gave details. The masked hero, wearing blue and red, swings, fights, and rescues hostages swiftly. “Incredible,” you say, then walk over to hand your husband a list of groceries. “Could you head to the store and grab these? I want to make sure that we have enough food for breakfast in the morning now that Yuuji will be staying the night.”
Toji looks around to make sure that Megumi and Tsumiki aren’t present, then lowers his voice to a whisper. “Actually, I wanted to talk to you about Yuuji.”
“Megumi has feelings for him. Yeah, I know.”
“No- Not that. Amazing for them, and I think they’re adorable together, but,” Toji points over at the TV. “I think he’s Spider-Man.”
You blink, then burst into laughter as you head back into the kitchen. “Toji, what? Don’t be ridiculous. He’s only fifteen and very busy. You know how often he studies with Megumi.”
“I’m serious,” he says as he follows you. “Think about it. Do you know how often Yuuji shows up with bruises or scratches?”
You begin arranging plates on the dining room table. “Just like our son, the kid’s a fighter. I mean, his uncle Sukuna was a huge fighter before he passed away. Plus, he spends a lot of time with Satoru Gojo, and we know how he is. Also, doesn’t he have an older brother? Brothers fight.”
“True, but just walk with me for a second.” You sigh and look up to see Toji waving his hands animatedly as he explained. “Do you remember when we all went to the parade on New Years together, and that giant robot appeared?”
“Yes, it was all everyone could talk about for days.”
“Uh-huh.” He then points at you. “Do you also remember how Yuuji was gone when Spider-Man appeared at the scene?”
You stare at him blankly. “...Toji, he went to the bathroom before everything happened,” you remind him. “I’m certain that he got lost in the crowd when everyone started running.”
Toji groans. “You don’t believe me. Baby, I’m telling you—He’s Spider-Man. I can’t prove it now, but I will eventually.”
You sigh again and cross your arms. “Okay, so, let’s say he was. What would you do?”
“Well, I mean…” Toji mutters, then sheepishly rubs the back of his head as he quietly chuckles. “I dunno, give him a high-five? Worry about Megumi?”
“Trust me, Toji. The only people with secret identities here are you and I.” You reach over and grab a stack of napkins. “By the way, Megumi had a point earlier. Be more careful about where you’re leaving weapons. One of Tsumiki’s friends nearly saw one not too long ago.”
He winces. “Sorry.”
“You’re fine.” You push to your tip toes and gently kiss him. “No job tonight, right? I know I don’t have one.”
“Nope. Once I get those groceries, I’m all free.” He grabs the list from you, then reaches towards you to lovingly push a loose strand of hair away from your face. “I’ll be back soon.” When he leaves through the back door, the front doorbell rings.
You hear Megumi rush down the stairs. “I got it,” he tells you as he passes you. When the door opens, Yuuji Itadori waves at you with his usual grin. “Hi, Mrs. Fushiguro!”
“Hi, Yuuji. What happened to your face?” You ask. His lip is slightly busted, and there’s a bruise beginning to form on his jaw. Yuuji laughs sheepishly, shoving his hands into the pockets of his yellow hoodie. “Oh, uh, me and Okkotsu fought again. Gojo-sensei had to pull us apart.”
Megumi rolls his eyes. “I swear, you’re always fighting.”
“Aw, come on, Megumi,” Yuuji teases with a smirk as he crosses his arms. “You’re just as bad. I heard about what happened a few days ago.”
Your son’s cheeks dust with pink, and he clears his throat. “Yeah, whatever. You need to get cleaned up before dinner. Come on, there’s a first-aid kit in the bathroom.”
Megumi goes upstairs, and Yuuji follows close behind him. You’re about to tell Yuuji that the flap of his backpack is slightly unzipped, but the words get stuck in your throat when you catch the tiniest hint of the red and blue suit. You only see it for a split-second before Yuuji swings his backpack around, excitedly telling Megumi about a new action figure he wants to get for his birthday.
Your eyes widen. Holy shit.
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a/n: lol i can't believe I wrote this. spidey yuuji au, you'll always be loved by me <3
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