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rb in the tags with A : What transformer you *want* to marry, and B : Which one you realistically have a chance at maintaining a healthy long-term relationship with
#Optimus#obviously#but realistically#my man Salvage from Rescue Bots#the fucking dopamine rush I get from recycling shit#and composting shit#and repurposing shit#and buying used shit#donating it#fixing old things instead of buying new ones#finding NEW uses for old and broken shit#me and this mech alone would have the whole ass continent cleaned up within a decade#I'd propose to him with a ring made out of recycled iron rebar bc aluminum is too valuable a resource
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drew my dudes again
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lettin it swang at the farmers market
lettin my nuts hang at the local honey purveyor
jigglin dem thangs at the fish monger
slangin dat u already kno at the lavender stall
bumper crop when i air the gurls out
sustainable compostin wit dat meat out
got dat ruffage peekin out the canvas tote
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What'll happen if I just...put my food scraps in a random container right now and gradually turn it into a more proper compost thing? How quickly will I need to do something else to it to have it become something vaguely useful?
Unnecessary info: I always hate throwing food scraps away, but today I had such a nice experience eating berries outside and when I walked around outside I actually felt positive feelings which hasn't happened really at all recently? So it felt so incorrect to walk away without at least returning the remnants to nature rather than chucking them in the trash. But I don't have the materials or executive function to do anything besides....Put It Somewhere. I thought about putting it in one of the random plants outside, but it feels questionable to just shove my food scraps in someone else's plants. Idk how you're choosing to raise your plants, idek if something bad could happen. Maybe the lemon tree, since it's already got lemons on the ground around it, but again, it's still Not Mine and very much Is Someone Else's. Whatever I end up doing, it'll probably need to be contained to a....container, and a pretty small (and definitely cheap) one at that, because I'm renting a room here, it's functionally Not My Yard, and the yard is 92% concrete. I'm just keeping the bowl of berry bits in my room at the moment until I figure out what to do 😅
#composting#gardening#food waste#solarpunk#ecopunk#realistically I don't think the owners of this house would give a shit if i put a handful of berry parts near their lemon tree#so i think ill probably do that if i cant find another option#but this could be a good chance to finally start composting so i wanna see if the people of the internet can help me get past hard part no.1#any info is appreciated!#i saw a post about how composting can still be plenty effective without being ~optimized~ and that's the kind of thing im looking for#tyia!
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A wizard that uses a stiffen and harden spell on his earthworm familiar to use it as his magic staff. He turns it to have its mouth face the ground and he automatically gains an immense burrowing speed, plus a fantastic source of nutrient rich fertilizer.
#wizard#wizardposting#wizard shit#wizardblogging#wizardblr#d&d#dnd#familiar#worms#earthworm#make up a guy#character idea#composting
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this is actually absurd
#ultrakill#ultrakill spoilers#sisyphus is so fucking HUGE!!!!!!!!!#i was busting my lungs laughing at how big the height difference is#literally a fucking tower holy shit#yknow before p-2 released i was thinking 'damn minos is so fucking tall'#but seeing sisyphus just#holy shit hes fucking big and tall#compost bin contemplations
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I just fell down a rabbit hole about (legal) body disposal and part of me is so anxious wishing I could tell the FBI agent monitoring my internet searches that I’m just morbidly curious and I’m not planning on dying anytime soon (or planning anything ELSE, for that matter)
#I swear I’m innocent#I just didn’t know there were multiple types of cremation#and then I got curious about other legal burial/body disposal methods#and then I learned that you can have your ashes basically made into a starter reef in the ocean????#THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY ADVANCEMENTS IN BODY DISPOSAL AND PREP GUYS ITS KINDA INSANE#YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BODY INTO SOIL!! which seems like it would be easy but apparently it’s a rather new advancement!!#and I mean like proper soil not just like. decomposed and mushed up remains I mean like Actual Human Compost#hi I’ve always been interested in morbid topics I swear#I’m not insane I just love the art of the funeral and the way we honor the dead#I always thought I wanted to donate my body to the army to have them drop my remains out of a plane#but uh… becoming part of the coral reef and helping sustain the reefs is definitely a more appealing option now#and like I always knew you could do the become a tree thing but there’s more options for that too!!#also there’s multiple ways to cremate and two of the three that I’ve researched don’t use an incinerator!!#they use a mix of water and highly alkaline chemicals?? which is so cool?? I thought the only way to get ashes from a body was to burn it#but apparently not!!#dude. science is so fucking cool#mortuary science is so fucking cool specifically#alright to the FBI agent assigned to me: sorry if I’m flagging shit with these searches I’m trying to keep the wording respectful#and non-incriminating lmaoooo#MelloMoans#mortuary science#morbid curiosity#funeral services#I guess??
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fucking sort yourself out sunday i packed up all my shop orders, made chex mix, bleached & scrubbed the kitchen counter and the kitchen sink, unloaded and reloaded the dishwasher, windexed the outside of the dishwasher, cleaned the handles on the fridge, initiated the return on the two pairs of shoes i've been kicking around (literally) for six months, started a bag of stuff to bring to work incl the silk screen i took a while back which is actually kind of shitty even though i liked the size (i don't have space to screen print even if it's a small screen anyway. and i might as well try to take a nicer one), opened FOUR packages that had just been sitting around (stamps, business cards, headphones (also tested the headphones (refurbished)), shirt i got off ebay), put away a bag of stuff i still hadn't from when i ran away from home a few weeks ago, opened and sorted all my stamps from my big stamp order, brought envelopes and tape out to my secondary storage tower in the living room, put my library books from DECEMBER in my backpack, brought those dress shoes down to the basement, while i was there took a lamp out of the basement that i'd found on the street and is actually kind of ugly and put it back on the street, emptied the trash in my room, culled a bunch of my pins to bring to work also, made myself throw out all the burnt-down candle husks that i was "saving" to "make into a new big candle" (some of these things i have had for over four years. it's not happening) (it was at least a dozen candles), cleared a little bit of stuff off my desk. and i think that's probably about it for now but in a little bit i'm going to get dressed in outside clothes and swing by the library to drop off my books and then go drop off the fucking shoes to be returned. and THEN i might go get some pizza slices
#it's so nice to have all THREE pairs of fucking shoes off the floor. i don't have room for that shit idk why i always do this#and all those candles are finally off my windowsill#it would've been nice to put away my laundry but i kept looking at it and being like :/#but a lot of that is i don't have room in my dresser. which means i need to get rid of clothes and that's a whole different project#both of my roommates have been running their acs all day and one of them has the living room ac on AND her bedroom#even though she's not in there. high of 80 today that's fan weather. insane waste of money. I'M the one that gets the bills. i see it#whatever. anyway.#also when i was moving the candles i had to move my plants on the windowsill & i think one of them has a BONE in it#it has some compost in it i got for free from my service & it looks like a vertebrae. cool#chatpost#one of my roommates is having friends over later so i was like 'well prime time to run errands and go read a book outside' lol
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one weird part of my job is sometimes I get little old ladies with sweet hearts poking through the compost box on the bottom of my cart that tell me I shouldn't be throwing away what I am throwing away. Like yeah, I get it. Food waste sucks! I hate throwing anything away. But everything down there is rotting or bruised or withered or just ugly enough that I know it will sit on the shelf until it is rotting, bruised, and withered. I cannot mark it down, and you will not buy it at full price. "But poor people---!" Poor people deserve food that isn't moldy or bruised or withered or ugly! And afaik our company already donates actually edible food to pantries!
#this has happened a handful of times like yes i get it but please understand what you're actually asking for#call corporate if you are unhappy with our compost going to pig farmers as feed.#or that you'd like for us to implement a markdown system for produce (like we already have for meat/bread/etc)#i cannot do anything here store-side#just a vent dont mind meee#u#and jsut. the number of times i've told customers 'yeah this is still fully edible so if it's in your house looking like this then its fine#'but no on is going to buy it looking like this'#ANYWAY while I'm here if that site is still around that sells 'ugly produce' to reduce food waste it is a complete scam#produce is graded and ugly stuff that is still edible goes to plants that turn it into soups or jellies or various other products.#it doesn't get thrown away for being ugly unless it gets to a store and even then we do still try to sell it#and i purposefully put uglier shit where I know it'll get grabbed by ppl who dgaf.#thank you customers who dgaf!!!!!!!!! you're my favorite#ppl who dig to the bottom when there is new shit on the top: please fuck right off. you didn't even look. you didn't even try.
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late night karma assclass doodles. because i sure remembered his existance again
#i was gonna draw akito but then i was like#oh shit right this guy exists#the og red haired guy in my compost pile#anyway ill draw him properly tmr or smth#maybe.#karma akabane#assassination classroom#assclass#karma assclass#scrap pile#<- doodle tag now if i remember.#need to see how to differentiate him in my style too good lord#compost bin
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Dungeon Meshi's end spoilers
I sometimes see posts entertaining the idea of the people who loved Laios each having a piece of him after his death, that way they wouldn't ever worry about monsters again Senshi would pass tho
I get it, but even though it's a way of honoring his death and his place in their lives, isn't that uncomfortably close to consuming and using something? In some ways that's awfully similar to cannibalism-
-post fucking cancelled the little finger's bones go to the Tims (Chils, actually, that's his kids' actual surname), Marcille gets a clavicle and if Kabru's still around he can get a rib
#dungeon meshi spoilers#pass these bones around as if those bad boys were a blunt#it's what he would have wanted - not really he wants to be consumed by monsters but I suppose he'd be okay with this too#I choose to believe falin has some years ahead of her too. hmmm give her the cranium#THEN the rest can become compost#they better keep a lid on it tho we don't want an underground market selling the king's bones or some shit#dungeon meshi#morbid discussions with too much planning on what to do with someone's bones#but just so people know I don't think it's that strange. I know someone who has a bone of a brother of hers that passed away young
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i hate landlords so fucking much
#whatever. when i complimented your compost pile it was a lie your compost pile looked like complete shit you can't just toss shit on top#without ever mixing or adding paper also you have no business composting meat bones no way in hell is that pathetic pile reaching high#enough temp to kill the bacteria lol have fun spreading that shit in your vegetable garden#whatever im glad you had enough money to buy 6 houses in the 80s or whatever dont worry your totally hip and down to earth and cool and#groovy i promise
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who will give drath something salty and crunchy to eat so she can make the scrunchy crunchy face—
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I am home, I am hot. And I am seething!
My baby sprouts are fucking dead! I will have someone's head!
#my baby plants are dead and so is my fucking mercy!#i go travel for four weeks and the men have ditched my garden!#a while lentil sprout is gone!#my compost was raided!#my seeds were moved!#and weeds were everywhere!#someone needs to pay with there blood!#nellfy yells at the wall#i am so close to losing my shit#i am extremely mad right now
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from the oc ask meme i accidentally left open in a tab! 5. do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate?
Kitali has a pretty varied and accepting palate, mostly from living a life of "beggars can't be choosers", but man she will visibly recoil from Archon loaf. She has been scarred by that affront to culinarians everywhere.
Thanks for the ask @eriyu
Get To Know My OC
#replies#eriyu#kitali moonblade#sorry tataru but that shit's going in the compost where it will do some good#plants don't give a fuck lol
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so idk if i mentioned this but i got really into gardening this year. i've wanted to grow my own vegetables ever since i was a kid and now i have a garden i can actually do it. so i went all out. i grew tomatoes and strawberries and courgettes and peppers (they didn't go so well, wrong climate) and i spent weeks digging up the bamboo that the former owners planted (top tip: NEVER PLANT FUCKING BAMBOO, IT'S THE DEVIL'S PLANT) so i would have more room to grow things and it was SO FUN going out and picking my own food straight out of the garden, being like 'hmm i kinda feel like lettuce' and then just. going and grabbing some from the garden. AMAZING!!!
anyways then i went on holiday for two weeks and my family did not really take care of my garden while i was gone (fair, not their job) and the wind trashed my plants so i kinda lost enthusiasm cos it was all wrecked, and then all my tomatoes got a disease due to irregular watering because i couldn't be bothered going out there to water them every night, and THEN it was winter. so i lost interest and now i only go out into the garden to put potato peelings in the compost bin
and i was sat here like damn, i really hope that gardening wasn't just a short-lived obsession because it's easily one of the coolest hobbies i've had and also gets me away from the Horrors, aka, screens and the internet, and also let's be real, i spent way too much money on compost and plant pots, so it'd really suck if i never do that again, especially because everyone says the first year you grow your own food it's not really helpful financially cos all the supplies cost so much, it's only when you've been doing it for a year or two and figure shit out and don't have to start from scratch that it starts saving you money. so like. it would be nice to actually reap some financial benefits of what was a very expensive hobby lmao. (i bought OVER TWO HUNDRED LITRES OF COMPOST. IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT'S REALLY NOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN MOST OF YOUR GARDEN IS PATIO SO YOU HAVE TO GROW EVERYTHING IN CONTAINERS)
ANYWAY tl;dr the switch flipped in my brain again and i spent an hour today looking up different kinds of runner bean. there's a variety called firestorm, so obviously i'm gonna have to try and grow that. and i'm mentally planning out everything i'm gonna grow and now i'm chewing on the bars of my enclosure cos i can't start growing anything until april >:( boooooo
#i also really wanna grow different kinds of tomato#i had 8 cherry tomato plants this summer and it was GREAT. i never had to buy tomatoes. which was useful cos i eat a lot of them#but i wanna branch out (pun absolutely intended) and grow some of the cool-looking ones#i found some black ones. emo tomatoes!! i wanna grow them so bad!!#and i wanna see if my strawberries are more productive this year cos apparently they don't do much in their first year#i'm excited to try beans cos i've not tried those yet. and hopefully my peppers will do better this year...#and i'm also gonna try companion planting and weave some flowers in among it all for the pollinators!! I'M SO HYPED#i'm also gonna try and grow some more fruit this year cos that shit is EXPENSIVE#i'm not gonna do that from seed though. i'm gonna buy a couple of fruit trees. you can get raspberry bushes that are designed to grow in#pots. same with blueberries. my friend is gonna get me a blueberry bush for christmas!! so i just need to get the compost. they need acidic#soil. GAHHHH I CAN'T WAIT#pls brain. don't let this obsession die by the time i can actually get out there and grow things
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