#and carpet

[0vergrowngraveyard]

i need to start an unbreakable bond quote book except it’s just things i say to one of my cats in particular

[brightlotusmoon]

[ominouspuff]

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

[juno-infernal]

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

[mateusbolado]

some more deleted scenes of them. "look who is back! my old partner!"

then bill just... holding ford in order to calm down damn pack it up buddy

also i know people talk a lot about obsession on bills part but ford was also obsessed OBSESSED alright

[beaumodee]

Jade picon wearing schiaparelli at the vanity fair oscar after party

[tabaquis-creatures]

you dont need to smell the camera

Editing: This is Tonic! He is a carpet python!

[themakeupbrush]

Members of the Osage Nation at the 2024 Academy Awards

[zendeyas]

Zendaya wearing custom MAISON MARGIELA – Met Gala (2024) ‘The Garden of Time’

[friendly-jester]

chappell roan being told by a photographer to "shut the fuck up" and then her turning around and telling him to "shut the fuck up" is iconic. nothing but respect for my queen.

[gaybuckybarnesss]

MANNY JACINTO Star Wars: The Acolyte UK Premiere

[nenoname]

been comparing TOTS!Mystery Shack to the current one...

[teaboot]

Person: I wish that bird was closer so we could tell what it is

Me: That's a golden eagle

Person: Is it?

Me: Yeah

Person: How do you know?

Me: I can see it

Person: Yeah but how do you know

Me: I dunno. I've just seen 'em before. The head's just shaped different

Person: Bit what if it's not

Me: What do you mean?

Person: It could be a turkey vulture

Me: It isn't

Person: But how do you know that?

Person: You know it wouldn't kill you to just say you don't know. You don't need to be right about everything all the time, you don't need to know everything.

Person: You always dig your heels into stuff like this and honestly it kind of feels like you just like arguing with people. Did your parents not pay enough attention to you or something

(Bird flies closer)

Person: Oh hey it is a gold eagle

Person: But you had no way of knowing that

Person: So are you just cranky today orrr

[xieliancore]

obsessed with chappell roan's vmas outfit!!

[razzafrazzle]

literally my favorite aspect of sock opera is bill calmly but repeatedly failing to buckle his seatbelt. like its funny enough that Bill Cipher of all people is putting on a seatbelt but its so funny that he keeps fucking it up. but he's still just smiling like a dumbass the entire time

[the-golden-kingdom]

Smthing smthing i need them to slowdance in these dresses