#and by him I mean me
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bees-bag · 4 months ago
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what if i just
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lowkeychenle · 1 year ago
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writing mutuals if u see this, it’s your sign to write more chenle smut😔he’s neglected my poor bby
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johnsotherbastard · 11 months ago
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Honestly there should be some sorta service where I pay someone to just beat the shit out of me, not even in like a sexual way I just feel like it'd be good for the bones
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Do you ever wonder how many friendships you shredded unknowingly? I think, sometimes, about the friends I slowly stopped replying to because of the time they said something queerphobic. If they never hear I’m gay, will they realize I did it on purpose, or will they just think we drifted apart? If they learn who I am, will they remember the time they casually slandered my people, or is it so standard to them they’ll never consider that they hurt me?
And most of all I wonder: who have I pushed away by accident? And who did I hurt without bothering to remember it?
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transmasccatboye · 6 months ago
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How I want him to be (while our other gf rails him from behind)
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paintedcrows · 3 months ago
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
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sadclowncentral · 12 days ago
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i drunkenly scheduled a friendly brawl with an acquaintance of mine and we both completely forgot about it. that is until we were sitting next to each other in class and both of us get google calendar alert that reads VIOLENCE AGAINST LEW i about lost my fucking mind. what do you mean violence against me.
and then i fucking remembered i completely shitfaced told him to send me an invite to the brawl and even more that i insisted to type something into the notes of the meeting to make it look "less worse" and he opens the invite and it just says PREMEDITATED. most sinister calendar event ever created i laughed so hard i cried
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elita pep talk
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collaredkittyboy · 10 months ago
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c-rowlesdraws · 3 months ago
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Ratatouille would have been a better and potentially much more interesting story if Remy had partnered with Collette instead of Linguini. Two underdogs with talent and passion forced to maintain a dangerous ruse. Fiercely independent Collette giving up temporary control of her body to a creature who, despite the insanity of a rat wanting to cook professionally, she can relate to on a personal level and who she does want to teach. The inner conflict of wondering if Remy’s growing talents are eclipsing her own, if the praise their food is earning belongs more to him than to her. Her guilt over feeling resentment and jealousy towards this little guy who wouldn’t have a hope of realizing his talents if not for her trust and protection. Both of them unraveling the mystery of that sweet but bumbling kitchen boy with the obvious crush on Collette being Gusteau’s secret son, and working together to thwart the new evil owner’s plans to stop Linguini from claiming his birthright. The message of the movie not being this weird, almost smug “some people are born with talent, some people aren’t, and that’s how being a ~great artist~ works”, but something more like, “if you have a dream, you deserve to pursue it, and be supported and encouraged in your pursuit of it, even if other people tell you that, because of some intrinsic aspect of yourself or the circumstances you were born in (like being a human woman in the restaurant industry, or being a literal rat), you have no place pursuing this dream. Also, raw talent can only get you so far, and skill and passion existing in the right balance is key.” I’ve been thinking about this for seventeen years. I’m breaking my silence
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bookshelfpassageway · 7 months ago
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yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill
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o0kawaii0o · 8 months ago
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no mercy 😭
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doubledudeski · 10 days ago
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pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"
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donutdrawsthings · 25 days ago
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Can we talk about this? I feel like not enough people talk about this happening in the movie
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keferon · 1 month ago
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Empurata!Prowl tries to actually communicate for the first time
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What if he wants to say something but he can’t. What if he has no voice to speak, no face to emote, no hands to write. What if every attempt to communicate a message is essentially a puzzle of wit and creativity and yet, the first thing he goes through all these troubles for. Is to say “I love you”?
Don’t ask me how did they get in this room. I have no idea. They escaped the battlefield somehow haha
Next->
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ghost-bxrd · 2 months ago
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Prompt:
Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.
So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-
Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.
Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…
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