#and bots are blocked and reported on sight

[stars-and-darkness]

[fanfictionjumbler]

The Bot Situation AKA the Tumblr Hydra

Ok, I'm pretty sure we're all aware of the bot situation right now- heck I might be getting more bot notifications as I'm writing this. Blocking and reporting one bot only brings a few more some time later- like cutting the head off the hydra and two more heads coming back.

But, it is getting real bad. As in like straight explicit content- the p*rn bot blogs actual have p*rn, little videos that I have thankfully only seen the top sliver of when I go to the blog to go on my hydra-head block report routine. But sometimes that top sliver does not spare you from seeing what you don't want to see. They all seem to be reblogs originating from a deactivated account, basically them carrying on the will of their banned brethren. Plus these ones leave NOTES (thankfully only likes) on posts, which makes me so glad that I do most of my original content on a side blog and this one is mostly reblogs, so the false hope notes sting less there.

The bots still have some of the basic Google search for "attractive woman" design schemes and just having the first girl name the dart landed on as their name and blog description, so easy to pluck out the bots. But still the frustrating parts:

Even if I stay scrolled up at the top, I still may get a glimpse in that one still visible sliver of some unsavory explicit that personally makes me squick (and from what I'm gathering is unlabelled so minors who really shouldn't be seeing this might be getting exposed to this posting, which is a SERIOUS PROBLEM).

I have to report them TWICE, once for being explicit and once the usual bot report. Sometimes a bit pesky on mobile since it doesn't have the report form that lets you report and block in one act. With those, even though you can report and block in any order, I feel like I always have to block them first so I don't have to see that one sliver of the explicit stuff.

Also, if you leave spam notes like these unchecked, sometimes you'll get them in a big enough batch that you'll get the "and (insert number) others" condensing, which means you'll have a whole little list to comb through.

As you can probably tell from how long I rambled on, I'm tired.

EDIT:

First note on this post was a BOT

[darth-memes]

OK, I just reblogged a riddiculus amount of your posts and am a bit embaressed right now, but... Congrats for beeing the funniest blog on this site, i guess😂!

Oh thank god you wrote this ask because I'm having major problems with bots and I was about to block you.

And... Thanks for the compliment!! Don't be embarassed. I love when people just reblog and like in mass. It means that they like the memes and I'm not laughing alone like a mad woman. So do it as many times as you like (and anyone on this site would love it).

[theultimateultimateweapon]

Is anyone else getting a bunch of blank blogs with normal looking usernames following them?

They don't look like spam bots right away but they don't like or reblog anything so I'd rather be safe than sorry

[onpyre]

at this point i want a private blog option like ig because it would genuinely be simpler to approve new followers than go out of my way to block all the bots :\

[mewtwoandme]

AI had so much potential to be a great aid tool for artists, and that's all it should've been used as. But of course, like anything, there will be people who abuse a good thing, turning it into something that is now despised by the artist community and for good reason. I'm going to be a bit more harsh with my words. You're not a real artist if you use AI to create, you AI bros are a fucking joke and a mockery to the people like us who actually pick up a brush/pencil/digital pen, and put in the work and effort to create something original and authentic.

You're lazy

Typing prompts into a generator doesn't require skill. Pure laziness. Period. Between AI bros and now bots running a muck, and seeing my friends' work being stolen and run through ai generators. I ain't being so lenient anymore, I'm over it. Same goes for me, anyone who supports AI and believe generated images are "art." Leave. Unfollow me cause you are not welcome. Out! Out! Out!

Every time I report a bot another one appears and now they’re also posting stolen art fed through an Ai generator, the same one taken right off my deviantart

Fuck AI generating pictures, AI is not art, AI is garbage and theft and anyone who believes it is art can unfollow me right now because I will only speak more unkindly about AI from here on out

[westernstarofthenorth]

For the likely 1.000th time- if you're a spambot- or adult content-profile, DO NOT FOLLOW ME !! ZERO interest and you will get reported and blocked !!!! (Those who sometimes post halfnaked ladies and so, i'm okay with, i just ignore it- but profiles who's nothing but PORN SITES: STAY THE F*** AWAY !!!! Same goes for non-puplic profiles, if I can't see your posts or archive, i'll assume you're a bot and BLOCK. Don't waste your time, all 3 categories !!! Tired of this... 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[theneongreen]

Yeah, I don't think these are new users. They're just incognito bots. Between the weird influx of followers with no reblogs/posts within 24 hours that dont change their profile pic and this message.....imma block it

[pyr0peyt]

God where the actual fuck are these bots coming from

[sadhornydemons]

Block all bots

Alright, I neglected to reblog the last good post warning of these bots, so just as an additional headsup:

These are reposts, copying and pasting the original texts and tags.

Honestly, if you see any links like 'Learn More', just report and block on sight. Tumblr's has 'Keep reading' as their default text for reading anything under a cut in posts. Be safe when clicking on other links.

[imustbenuts]

🙃 jfc we have a audio blasting bot swarm problem on this hellsite.

hi person who is seeing this post by searching for your tag of choice. have u seen the above shitheads and tried to report on sight bc they were blasting some video with autoplay? is your search now not working?

native tumblr blocking is breaking your endless scrolling search. apparently too much posts being excluded from the load results in the load failing, so if you reported and blocked these guys, thats whats causing it. 2nd post im making for those who might not have seen my 1st post due to the aforementioned reasons.

heres how to get the functionality back until tumblr mods gets off their ass to cleaning up the mess on desktop.

get firefox with any adblock that allows for custom blacklist/filters. im using firefox with Ublock Origin. so get this if nothing else.

go into the settings of your adblock plugin and slap the following line in the blacklist/filter. it will kill any dailymotion embedded videos too btw. remember to hit Apply Changes or Save or whatever equivalent thats present in your adblock.

https://geo.dailymotion.com/

so something like this:

now all the botted videos will be broken and unable to load. no more audio blasting. but it will look like this:

make sure the bots are unblocked so the search function actually works. again, too much blocking somehow breaks this hellsite's search bar.

tagging the relevant affected tags these bots are using. in the meantime, Report spam and/or bot but dont block. like this to preserve functionality:

uhhh feel free to spread this and queue it from time to time ig. maybe if we mass report hard enough tumblr mods will actually step the fuck up

...eventually

[creature-wizard]

Signs you might be dealing with a bot or troll trying to interfere with the US presidential election

Default PFP. Not everyone who has a default PFP is a bot or troll, and a few bots/trolls actually do have custom PFPs, but enough bots/trolls have default PFPs that it's always worth looking for additional signs you're dealing with a bot/troll when you see one.

(If you're a real honest-go-goodness Tumblr blogger and you have a default PFP, then I strongly recommend you change it because many people will block you on sight.)

Default colors/layout. Again, bots and trolls don't usually put a lot of effort into customizing their blogs. Some of them fiddle around with the basic settings, but they're very unlikely to upload custom graphics and put too much effort into customizing the colors. Same as above, not everyone who has a default blog theme is a bot or troll, but enough of them do that it's worth looking for other signs of suspicious activity.

Soundbitey content. Bots/trolls don't really engage with the content of the posts they interact with. They post very generic soundbitey responses, like "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome. See a therapist," "Fuck you, I'm not voting for Genocide Joe/Kamala the Cop," "America is run by lobbies. Voting is a scam," or "Republicans and Democrats both hate us, that's why I'm voting third party." Basically, if it sounds like a regurgitated line, you may be dealing with a bot or a troll.

Lack of personal content. Bot/troll blogs may have only one post, or might just have a bunch of reblogs with nothing of substances added to them. I'm going to point out here that I've also been seeing blogs do this with pro-Biden/pro-Harris content, so I'm not sure that all of these blogs are necessarily trying to interfere with the election, or if they're trying to get attention so they can try and advertise something else down the line. Some of these blogs also post or like porn, so I suspect a lot of them are actually pornbots trying to capitalize on politics.

Here's some examples of replies from bot/troll accounts:

whodathydro is a great example of an extremely obvious bot/troll. When we go to their blog, we can see that it hasn't been customized in any way, and there's not even a single post on it.

I've also got screencaps of one-post blogs over here that you can check out. (The first one has actually gussied up their blog a little, but it clearly hasn't been used in any way an genuine blogger would use their blog - no personal content, no engagement, nothing.)

So yeah, there ya go; if you see blogs like this they are probably trolls or bots; happy reporting and blocking!

[cinematics06]

We used to rule the tag

Posts would come when we gave the word

Now in the morning we report

Bots taking the tag we used to own

We used to pull the strings

Bots didn’t want to sell us things

Listen as the posts all said

We’re all happy no bots to be dead

One minute we owned the ground

Next the bots were all around

And I discovered when I took a look

All there was is medicine and some handbooks

So hit that report button so you can fight

Block every bot that’s in sight

Be a savior, the sword and shield

We’re gonna get back our field

For some reason I can’t explain

Once they came it wasn’t

Wasn’t a constant nag

But that was when we ruled the tag

[mcytblrsexymen]

Surviving on Tumblr

You need a tumblr account to vote, and we highly recommend you add a description/blog title and profile picture as you set up your blog, as we are experiencing a wave of spam bots lately. People will block and report accounts that look like bots on sight, and if your blog is too generic, you run the risk of having your account deleted.

If you are just here to vote, that's fine! Thank you for participating!

If you want to stick around, welcome! Posts will show up on your dash chronologically as they are posted by blogs you follow, and you can venture into tags to find posts to reblog and blogs to follow. Disclaimer: Tumblr is not polite society. If you choose to venture into tags, you may see people talking about Your Guy(tm) in ways that would be weird or disrespectful to say where Your Guy(tm) could see it. That's why we say it on Tumblr instead. You do not need to defend Your Guy(tm)'s honor here, as this is not a place of honor. If Your Guy(tm) is on Tumblr, Your Guy(tm) has either figured out how to engage with Tumblr weirdness to Your Guy(tm)'s own degree of comfort or will do so very soon.

[dont-leafmealone]

some etiquette tips for quotev migrants

If you enjoy a post (piece of art, text post, writing, gifset, etc) interact however you would have on quotev!

Reblogging is like reposting an activity, but with a permanent link to op, and you can add your own thoughts in the tags or on the post itself. Very nifty. It's that little 🔄 symbol at the bottom.

Likes are a good short-form validation, and also a way to save posts so you can find them again later.

Comments are good for sharing your thoughts without having the post on your account for whatever reason.

Tags are optional, but useful for both organization and extra commentary that will stay on your blog (unless someone likes your tags. Then they may copy/screenshot and add to the post, or copy them in their own tags.)

if you trigger tag something, don't censor the trigger. That will only make it harder for people who have that tag blocked to avoid it.

"Copying is ok" rules for tags don't apply to art; art is to be reblogged, not copy-pasted, unless given permission from the artist. It's also polite to credit an artist if you use their art for a header/pfp, and/or ask beforehand!

That said, gifs are free game pretty much, since they have built-in credit to whoever uploaded them.

When posting images it's helpful to use the alt text feature to add a description, or add one in the body of the post below or above the picture, since A; it's helpful for those who use screen readers, and B; sometimes pictures don't load and the description is sometimes vital to tell what the heck's going on, screenreader or no.

Ask boxes are for things you don't mind being publicly viewed; messages are for private discussions.

Anonymous asks are optional, meaning some people may have them turned off. Anon hate is unfortunately common and many people opt to avoid it.

Block and report bots on sight. Report for spam/bot violations; even if they're an nsfw bot, reporting for sexual content won't do anything to get rid of them. Bots are pretty recognizable when you know what to look for, as their blog will either be blank/have a insta model pfp and generic URL, or...be full of untagged porn.

Bots come in waves; there'll be a lot at once, then they'll die off to a handful, then eventually come back. It's a neverending battle!

You can block tags to avoid seeing content you don't like. To do this you go into "account" in the settings menu, and type whatever you wanna block in the content filters section.

Turn on timestamps! That way you can know if info is outdated, or just in general have a time frame for when something was made.

Block rather than argue. You'll be happier in the long run. Hell, even if someone just kinda gets on your nerves or yucks your yum, but especially if it's serious, since reporting does next to nothing and arguing just won't change someone who's stuck in their ways, and it's not your job to fix everyone who's wrong. Block their account and if you want, block their name on the filtered content. Chances are they won't even know or care so don't worry that it's rude.

Most of all, have fun!

That's all I can think of for now. My askbox is open if there are any questions!

[eilaafterhours]

Resonance [Zayne]

Content: Smut, AFAB Reader, Overstimulation, Misuse of Evols, Mildly Dubcon, Oral Sex, Penis in Vagina Sex, Kitchen Sex, Couch Sex, Mating Press, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Creampie, POV Second Person, Reader-Insert

Pronouns: None (AFAB)

Reblogs: Let me know that you enjoy my work and want to see more, so don’t forget to like and reblog (and comment in the tags. I love seeing people’s rambles in the tags)!

Remember: I’ll block you if I catch your ageless or under age (not 18+) ass in my activity! 2040 blocked and counting :)

This work’s concepts, plot and original characters are my own which means I do not allow any sort of creative theft nor do I allow my work to be entered into any sort of A.I. bots. Thank you for respecting my space and boundaries.

Resonance. That was the name of your Evol. It made you sensitive to Metaflux, and a powerful supporting ally on the battlefield. However, in just a few days, you would learn of something else that triggered your sensitivity, as well as a different way to boost someone. 

You were not a greedy person, well, not more greedy than the average human. And yet, here you were, sitting beside Zayne on the couch as he typed away on some report. 

While you were incredibly horny. 

You wanted to push the laptop to the side, replacing it with yourself, so that you could rile him up enough to take you to the bedroom. But no, you were behaving yourself.

‘I need to get away from him for a minute,’ You thought as you stood. If you had to watch those deft fingers fly across the keyboard and not work your pussy, you’d scream. 

You made your way to the kitchen, set on getting one of your favorite snacks that you had hidden away from you to keep you from gobbling it all up (outta sight, outta mind as they say). You opened the cabinet and reached for it, but felt nothing but wood. Even getting on the tips of your toes did nothing to help. You were on the verge of jumping on the counter to get it when something hot and firm made itself known against your back. 

You bit your lip hard, trying your damnedest to not tense up. You knew that Zayne knew exactly what he was doing. But you knew him, and he’d rather watch you squirm and beg, or wait patiently for him to finish his work to finally work on you. 

But god, it was so hard, especially when his dick was pressing so hard against your—

Wait. 

His wait was wait now? There was no way. Zayne had incredible self-control. In the few times that you’d stolen a peek, you’d seen nothing to give away his desire, unlike your squirming self.

Which, speaking of squirming, you were really losing yourself by this point. If Zayne didn’t move in the next second, you were gonna show him a real kitchen nightmare. 

“Fuck.”

Your eyes widened as Zayne’s hot breath fanned against your neck. He had closed the cabinet, letting slam as his body moved in closer, trapping you between him and the counter. You froze, unsure of what to do next. To be or not to be greedy, that was the question.

Thankfully, Zayne took answered it for you. 

His hands made their way to your waist, while his mouth began moving against your neck. 

“Z-Zayne..!” But he didn’t give you any time to react because he was already pulling your pants off, one hand cupping your sex while the other worked your breast. 

In just a few moves, he had panting out for breathing, unable to beg him for more. Suddenly, he moved away, leaving you cold and wanting. Though, it wasn’t for long because the hard counter replaced his hand on your breasts and his mouth replaced the one that was working your pussy. 

It didn’t take long for you to come undone. Everything was just too hot. You could barely hold on to coherent thoughts at this point, the only thing you could focus on was getting full and reaching your release.

In your daze, you could hear him fumbling with his belt. You could understand why he was eager, but you were tired—actually, you weren’t tired at all (if your throbbing pussy was anything to go by). 

“Fuck—!” You must have been wetter than you thought, since he was able to slide in so easily. He pressed up against you again, enveloping you in himself and what he was doing to you. 

You turned your head, wanting to get a glimpse of him, even if just for a moment, but he was faster, and captured your lips. It was wet, sloppy and fucking amazing. 

Again, it didn’t take long for you to reach your peak, but you weren’t expecting Zayne to follow suit. You loved it, the feeling of being so full and ravaged.

And yet, you wanted more. 

You needed more.

“More…I need more, Zayne.” You began babbling, hips moving, against him. “I need more of your fat cock.” You needed him to fill you to the brim till you couldn’t hold anymore.

And then fill you fuller than that. 

“Please, please please, I need you, Zayne. I know you want to, so—fuck—just do it.” The girl he had on your hips tightened, and you clenched around his cock in anticipation, but all he did was sharply exhale through his nose.

“I’ve just barely just grabbed a hold of myself, and this is what you do.” That may have been what he said, but his hips joined yours in a steady beat. “What ever will I do with you?”

“Fuck me.” You were done, time to give into your greed. You were gonna milk the fuck out of this man. 

“Wait, wait.” He stopped the both of your movements. “Do you realize that you’re using your Evol right now?”

You squirmed in his grip. What was he talking about? Why wasn’t he fucking you? He should be fucking you, not running his fucking mouth.

“Fu—ha…” He started moving again, good. “You are…fine.” He pressed down on you again, “This is the last time—I’ll fuck you just how you want me to.”

He pulled out, and you were quick to whip around, ready to snap at him, but he picked you up instead. Returned to the living room, he dropped you on the couch before making quick of his clothing. 

As he moved closer, you lifted your arms, wanting to bring him as close to you as possible. You wanted to feel everything, you needed every inch of him. However, he pushed them aside.

Why was he pushing you away? Did he not feel what you felt? No, that can’t be true. He was just being mean for no reason, obviously.  

“What are you—ah!” You were caught off as your breath was stolen by him suddenly shoving your legs toward you and damn neat folding you in half. 

Wasting no time, sliding back into your warm cunt, setting a brutal pace. He made sure each slam led the tip of his dick to kissing your cervix. 

“Yes, yes—mmmm fuck, yes, Zayne, right there, fuck ha—mm” You honestly didn’t know you were saying at this point, not like it mattered. Above you was the man who had turned you into this bumbling mess, saying your name like a prayer. Not only did he sound divine, but it was you who did this to him. 

You loved it, you loved him.

At your final climax, you clenched down on him—keeping him firmly in place despite the slick that coated his dick. Suddenly, there was a blinding light that caused you to screw your eyes shut as a wave of freezing air passed over you. 

When you opened your eyes, you found the surrounding space covered in a layer of ice.

“Oh.” Zayne breathed, “You really did take all of me.”

“So you’re telling me that because I was so horny, I accidentally activated my Evol and had you resonate with my horniness, leading us to fuck in the kitchen like animals to the point that you used your Evol?

Zayne nodded. “There’s also the fact that we left quite the mess in the kitchen and on the couch, especially you, but yes, that’s the gist of it.”

You slapped your hands over your face. “Oh my god—I am so sorry!” That’s it! You were done with the sin of greed and would now heed the word virtuous word of charity.

“You’re fine.” He assured you. “I was going to do all of that after I finished my report anyway.”

Knowing that Zayne knew you were horny the entire time did not make you feel any better.

“However, you’ll have to repay me for your impatience.” He leaned in, lips brushing against your ear. “Maybe then we can really experiment with your Evol.” 

You shivered, in fear or anticipation, you didn’t know (see: eagerness and anticipation). “Maybe, but you’re gonna have to wait a while. You very much fucked me into oblivion.” 

“And I’ll gladly do it again. All you have to do is ask.”

As per usual, this took a turn, lol. It was supposed to be more of a rewrite/rework of Amplification, but honestly this turned into its own thing...as per usual.

Oh! So, Mildly Dubcon, yeah cuz like, y'all both very much wanted to fuck, but the circumstances in which it happened makes it a bit dubious.

ANYWAY, um! The horny demons possessed me yet again, and there's a very funny joke in here, please laugh loudly.

10/23/24 Update: I somehow added like 300 words to this, and added 2 more tags (tbh Kitchen Sex, Creampie and Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation were supposed to be on there from the jump lol). Anyway! This got a lot more filthy and those few hundered words, so I hope y'all enjoy this mean update/edit.

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