#and bots are blocked and reported on sight

[stars-and-darkness]

[darth-memes]

OK, I just reblogged a riddiculus amount of your posts and am a bit embaressed right now, but... Congrats for beeing the funniest blog on this site, i guess😂!

Oh thank god you wrote this ask because I'm having major problems with bots and I was about to block you.

And... Thanks for the compliment!! Don't be embarassed. I love when people just reblog and like in mass. It means that they like the memes and I'm not laughing alone like a mad woman. So do it as many times as you like (and anyone on this site would love it).

[mewtwoandme]

AI had so much potential to be a great aid tool for artists, and that's all it should've been used as. But of course, like anything, there will be people who abuse a good thing, turning it into something that is now despised by the artist community and for good reason. I'm going to be a bit more harsh with my words. You're not a real artist if you use AI to create, you AI bros are a fucking joke and a mockery to the people like us who actually pick up a brush/pencil/digital pen, and put in the work and effort to create something original and authentic.

You're lazy

Typing prompts into a generator doesn't require skill. Pure laziness. Period. Between AI bros and now bots running a muck, and seeing my friends' work being stolen and run through ai generators. I ain't being so lenient anymore, I'm over it. Same goes for me, anyone who supports AI and believe generated images are "art." Leave. Unfollow me cause you are not welcome. Out! Out! Out!

Every time I report a bot another one appears and now they’re also posting stolen art fed through an Ai generator, the same one taken right off my deviantart

Fuck AI generating pictures, AI is not art, AI is garbage and theft and anyone who believes it is art can unfollow me right now because I will only speak more unkindly about AI from here on out

[freepassbound]

Okay, so... new mutual apparently deactivates, as I'm editing a draft from their blog.

Yet neither my "Following" nor my "Followers" count has changed.

...this really is a well-run webbed site, isn't it?

[westernstarofthenorth]

For the likely 1.000th time- if you're a spambot- or adult content-profile, DO NOT FOLLOW ME !! ZERO interest and you will get reported and blocked !!!! (Those who sometimes post halfnaked ladies and so, i'm okay with, i just ignore it- but profiles who's nothing but PORN SITES: STAY THE F*** AWAY !!!! Same goes for non-puplic profiles, if I can't see your posts or archive, i'll assume you're a bot and BLOCK. Don't waste your time, all 3 categories !!! Tired of this... 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[theneongreen]

Yeah, I don't think these are new users. They're just incognito bots. Between the weird influx of followers with no reblogs/posts within 24 hours that dont change their profile pic and this message.....imma block it

[pyr0peyt]

God where the actual fuck are these bots coming from

[sadhornydemons]

Block all bots

Alright, I neglected to reblog the last good post warning of these bots, so just as an additional headsup:

These are reposts, copying and pasting the original texts and tags.

Honestly, if you see any links like 'Learn More', just report and block on sight. Tumblr's has 'Keep reading' as their default text for reading anything under a cut in posts. Be safe when clicking on other links.

[imustbenuts]

🙃 jfc we have a audio blasting bot swarm problem on this hellsite.

hi person who is seeing this post by searching for your tag of choice. have u seen the above shitheads and tried to report on sight bc they were blasting some video with autoplay? is your search now not working?

native tumblr blocking is breaking your endless scrolling search. apparently too much posts being excluded from the load results in the load failing, so if you reported and blocked these guys, thats whats causing it. 2nd post im making for those who might not have seen my 1st post due to the aforementioned reasons.

heres how to get the functionality back until tumblr mods gets off their ass to cleaning up the mess on desktop.

get firefox with any adblock that allows for custom blacklist/filters. im using firefox with Ublock Origin. so get this if nothing else.

go into the settings of your adblock plugin and slap the following line in the blacklist/filter. it will kill any dailymotion embedded videos too btw. remember to hit Apply Changes or Save or whatever equivalent thats present in your adblock.

https://geo.dailymotion.com/

so something like this:

now all the botted videos will be broken and unable to load. no more audio blasting. but it will look like this:

make sure the bots are unblocked so the search function actually works. again, too much blocking somehow breaks this hellsite's search bar.

tagging the relevant affected tags these bots are using. in the meantime, Report spam and/or bot but dont block. like this to preserve functionality:

uhhh feel free to spread this and queue it from time to time ig. maybe if we mass report hard enough tumblr mods will actually step the fuck up

...eventually

[enemymine2000]

It's official, US TikTok is going dark right now. Lives vanish bit by bit, East to West.

So time for the Tumblr house rules for those few, who'll find their way here:

Before everything else, personalize your blog! Put a different picture up, write a bio and/or make your first individual post, or people will think you are a bot. Then it's on sight. We block and report those immediately, thanks to the great porn bot wars.

Once that's done:

1. Speak clear and freely. Say what you mean, we don't do that 1984 Newspeek and emojis instead of words here.

2. Tags are a way to sort your stuff AND to communicate. But stay on topic. No spam tagging. And no censoring words or no one will ever be able find anything. Search system is shot enough to hell as is.

3. Don't like, don't read. The block button is your friend.

4. Reblog, don't repost. We don't steal content here. Always give credit. Which is also the reason for...

5. AI is not liked here. It is trained on stolen content. Just don't.

6. There is no such thing as a Tumblr influencer. Even our big names are just normal people, who just stick out due to longevity and/or weirdness.

7. Follower count doesn't matter. No one can see who has what amount of followers and we don't care.

8. Our "viral" posts are our heritage posts. Some might have breached containment and have been shared to other sites. We keep them going because we genuinely like them or want to keep the ancient magic alive.

9. Which leads to likes. They are nice and you obviously are not supposed not to give them, but they don't really matter apart from spamming the notifications of the OP. Reblogging keeps Tumblr alive.

10. We have our own holidays. Don't worry, you will not be forced to partake, but you will be confronted with them. Unless there is another round of The Boopening. Sorry, but no one escapes The Boopening! (Many prefer it to the Mishapocalypse, but this the SPN site, so never discount a Mishapocalypse. Or getting your news via Destiel meme.)

11. Our lore (Tumblr history) is wild. Stolen bones, human pets, dashcon, crucifix nail nipples, the bullying of John Green off the platform (the totally unrelated intern of a coffee company has forgiven us), female presenting nipples, Goncharov, crab raves... This site has been around for a very long time and a lot of us have been around for most of that. We are proud to have remained "ungovernable" and are unapologetic about it, thus we celebrate our history. Even the failures.

12. You can use the "discover" feed of course. But we basically only ever use the "following". No algorithm, just an endless reverse chronological scroll.

13. There is no verification system. We know that people like Wil Wheaton, Lynda Carter and Misha Collins are the real deal, because they verified themselves through other official means. Otherwise everybody can be whoever they want to be. Meaning also that you always should use common sense before chipping in with donations.

14. It's your blog, not some social media account. If you change interests (however often you want), just post about those. Your followers mostly won't care. Hell, about 90% of the blogs I follow have changed names, themes and topics so many times, I don't even remember why I followed in the beginning. (The amount of second hand knowledge about shows/movies I obtained...) If it gets too much, unfollow or block relevant tags.

15. Pixelated icons indicate that the blog has been flagged/self-reported as containing adult themes, mainly nudity. Goes back to great porn purge (see female presenting nipples). It's also why sometimes posts have pictures removed for going against Tumblr's content policy. There is still enough nudity going around.

Welcome, have fun, look around, find your niche, and don't worry. We don't bite. Much.

[creature-wizard]

Signs you might be dealing with a bot or troll trying to interfere with the US presidential election

Default PFP. Not everyone who has a default PFP is a bot or troll, and a few bots/trolls actually do have custom PFPs, but enough bots/trolls have default PFPs that it's always worth looking for additional signs you're dealing with a bot/troll when you see one.

(If you're a real honest-go-goodness Tumblr blogger and you have a default PFP, then I strongly recommend you change it because many people will block you on sight.)

Default colors/layout. Again, bots and trolls don't usually put a lot of effort into customizing their blogs. Some of them fiddle around with the basic settings, but they're very unlikely to upload custom graphics and put too much effort into customizing the colors. Same as above, not everyone who has a default blog theme is a bot or troll, but enough of them do that it's worth looking for other signs of suspicious activity.

Soundbitey content. Bots/trolls don't really engage with the content of the posts they interact with. They post very generic soundbitey responses, like "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome. See a therapist," "Fuck you, I'm not voting for Genocide Joe/Kamala the Cop," "America is run by lobbies. Voting is a scam," or "Republicans and Democrats both hate us, that's why I'm voting third party." Basically, if it sounds like a regurgitated line, you may be dealing with a bot or a troll.

Lack of personal content. Bot/troll blogs may have only one post, or might just have a bunch of reblogs with nothing of substances added to them. I'm going to point out here that I've also been seeing blogs do this with pro-Biden/pro-Harris content, so I'm not sure that all of these blogs are necessarily trying to interfere with the election, or if they're trying to get attention so they can try and advertise something else down the line. Some of these blogs also post or like porn, so I suspect a lot of them are actually pornbots trying to capitalize on politics.

Here's some examples of replies from bot/troll accounts:

whodathydro is a great example of an extremely obvious bot/troll. When we go to their blog, we can see that it hasn't been customized in any way, and there's not even a single post on it.

I've also got screencaps of one-post blogs over here that you can check out. (The first one has actually gussied up their blog a little, but it clearly hasn't been used in any way an genuine blogger would use their blog - no personal content, no engagement, nothing.)

So yeah, there ya go; if you see blogs like this they are probably trolls or bots; happy reporting and blocking!

[cinematics06]

We used to rule the tag

Posts would come when we gave the word

Now in the morning we report

Bots taking the tag we used to own

We used to pull the strings

Bots didn’t want to sell us things

Listen as the posts all said

We’re all happy no bots to be dead

One minute we owned the ground

Next the bots were all around

And I discovered when I took a look

All there was is medicine and some handbooks

So hit that report button so you can fight

Block every bot that’s in sight

Be a savior, the sword and shield

We’re gonna get back our field

For some reason I can’t explain

Once they came it wasn’t

Wasn’t a constant nag

But that was when we ruled the tag

[eilaafterhours]

Resonance [Zayne]

Content: Smut, AFAB Reader, Overstimulation, Misuse of Evols, Mildly Dubcon, Oral Sex, Penis in Vagina Sex, Kitchen Sex, Couch Sex, Mating Press, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, Creampie, POV Second Person, Reader-Insert

Pronouns: None (AFAB)

Reblogs: Let me know that you enjoy my work and want to see more, so don’t forget to like and reblog (and comment in the tags. I love seeing people’s rambles in the tags)!

Remember: I’ll block you if I catch your ageless or under age (not 18+) ass in my activity! 2040 blocked and counting :)

This work’s concepts, plot and original characters are my own which means I do not allow any sort of creative theft nor do I allow my work to be entered into any sort of A.I. bots. Thank you for respecting my space and boundaries.

Resonance. That was the name of your Evol. It made you sensitive to Metaflux, and a powerful supporting ally on the battlefield. However, in just a few days, you would learn of something else that triggered your sensitivity, as well as a different way to boost someone. 

You were not a greedy person, well, not more greedy than the average human. And yet, here you were, sitting beside Zayne on the couch as he typed away on some report. 

While you were incredibly horny. 

You wanted to push the laptop to the side, replacing it with yourself, so that you could rile him up enough to take you to the bedroom. But no, you were behaving yourself.

‘I need to get away from him for a minute,’ You thought as you stood. If you had to watch those deft fingers fly across the keyboard and not work your pussy, you’d scream. 

You made your way to the kitchen, set on getting one of your favorite snacks that you had hidden away from you to keep you from gobbling it all up (outta sight, outta mind as they say). You opened the cabinet and reached for it, but felt nothing but wood. Even getting on the tips of your toes did nothing to help. You were on the verge of jumping on the counter to get it when something hot and firm made itself known against your back. 

You bit your lip hard, trying your damnedest to not tense up. You knew that Zayne knew exactly what he was doing. But you knew him, and he’d rather watch you squirm and beg, or wait patiently for him to finish his work to finally work on you. 

But god, it was so hard, especially when his dick was pressing so hard against your—

Wait. 

His wait was wait now? There was no way. Zayne had incredible self-control. In the few times that you’d stolen a peek, you’d seen nothing to give away his desire, unlike your squirming self.

Which, speaking of squirming, you were really losing yourself by this point. If Zayne didn’t move in the next second, you were gonna show him a real kitchen nightmare. 

“Fuck.”

Your eyes widened as Zayne’s hot breath fanned against your neck. He had closed the cabinet, letting slam as his body moved in closer, trapping you between him and the counter. You froze, unsure of what to do next. To be or not to be greedy, that was the question.

Thankfully, Zayne took answered it for you. 

His hands made their way to your waist, while his mouth began moving against your neck. 

“Z-Zayne..!” But he didn’t give you any time to react because he was already pulling your pants off, one hand cupping your sex while the other worked your breast. 

In just a few moves, he had panting out for breathing, unable to beg him for more. Suddenly, he moved away, leaving you cold and wanting. Though, it wasn’t for long because the hard counter replaced his hand on your breasts and his mouth replaced the one that was working your pussy. 

It didn’t take long for you to come undone. Everything was just too hot. You could barely hold on to coherent thoughts at this point, the only thing you could focus on was getting full and reaching your release.

In your daze, you could hear him fumbling with his belt. You could understand why he was eager, but you were tired—actually, you weren’t tired at all (if your throbbing pussy was anything to go by). 

“Fuck—!” You must have been wetter than you thought, since he was able to slide in so easily. He pressed up against you again, enveloping you in himself and what he was doing to you. 

You turned your head, wanting to get a glimpse of him, even if just for a moment, but he was faster, and captured your lips. It was wet, sloppy and fucking amazing. 

Again, it didn’t take long for you to reach your peak, but you weren’t expecting Zayne to follow suit. You loved it, the feeling of being so full and ravaged.

And yet, you wanted more. 

You needed more.

“More…I need more, Zayne.” You began babbling, hips moving, against him. “I need more of your fat cock.” You needed him to fill you to the brim till you couldn’t hold anymore.

And then fill you fuller than that. 

“Please, please please, I need you, Zayne. I know you want to, so—fuck—just do it.” The girl he had on your hips tightened, and you clenched around his cock in anticipation, but all he did was sharply exhale through his nose.

“I’ve just barely just grabbed a hold of myself, and this is what you do.” That may have been what he said, but his hips joined yours in a steady beat. “What ever will I do with you?”

“Fuck me.” You were done, time to give into your greed. You were gonna milk the fuck out of this man. 

“Wait, wait.” He stopped the both of your movements. “Do you realize that you’re using your Evol right now?”

You squirmed in his grip. What was he talking about? Why wasn’t he fucking you? He should be fucking you, not running his fucking mouth.

“Fu—ha…” He started moving again, good. “You are…fine.” He pressed down on you again, “This is the last time—I’ll fuck you just how you want me to.”

He pulled out, and you were quick to whip around, ready to snap at him, but he picked you up instead. Returned to the living room, he dropped you on the couch before making quick of his clothing. 

As he moved closer, you lifted your arms, wanting to bring him as close to you as possible. You wanted to feel everything, you needed every inch of him. However, he pushed them aside.

Why was he pushing you away? Did he not feel what you felt? No, that can’t be true. He was just being mean for no reason, obviously.  

“What are you—ah!” You were caught off as your breath was stolen by him suddenly shoving your legs toward you and damn neat folding you in half. 

Wasting no time, sliding back into your warm cunt, setting a brutal pace. He made sure each slam led the tip of his dick to kissing your cervix. 

“Yes, yes—mmmm fuck, yes, Zayne, right there, fuck ha—mm” You honestly didn’t know you were saying at this point, not like it mattered. Above you was the man who had turned you into this bumbling mess, saying your name like a prayer. Not only did he sound divine, but it was you who did this to him. 

You loved it, you loved him.

At your final climax, you clenched down on him—keeping him firmly in place despite the slick that coated his dick. Suddenly, there was a blinding light that caused you to screw your eyes shut as a wave of freezing air passed over you. 

When you opened your eyes, you found the surrounding space covered in a layer of ice.

“Oh.” Zayne breathed, “You really did take all of me.”

“So you’re telling me that because I was so horny, I accidentally activated my Evol and had you resonate with my horniness, leading us to fuck in the kitchen like animals to the point that you used your Evol?

Zayne nodded. “There’s also the fact that we left quite the mess in the kitchen and on the couch, especially you, but yes, that’s the gist of it.”

You slapped your hands over your face. “Oh my god—I am so sorry!” That’s it! You were done with the sin of greed and would now heed the word virtuous word of charity.

“You’re fine.” He assured you. “I was going to do all of that after I finished my report anyway.”

Knowing that Zayne knew you were horny the entire time did not make you feel any better.

“However, you’ll have to repay me for your impatience.” He leaned in, lips brushing against your ear. “Maybe then we can really experiment with your Evol.” 

You shivered, in fear or anticipation, you didn’t know (see: eagerness and anticipation). “Maybe, but you’re gonna have to wait a while. You very much fucked me into oblivion.” 

“And I’ll gladly do it again. All you have to do is ask.”

As per usual, this took a turn, lol. It was supposed to be more of a rewrite/rework of Amplification, but honestly this turned into its own thing...as per usual.

Oh! So, Mildly Dubcon, yeah cuz like, y'all both very much wanted to fuck, but the circumstances in which it happened makes it a bit dubious.

ANYWAY, um! The horny demons possessed me yet again, and there's a very funny joke in here, please laugh loudly.

10/23/24 Update: I somehow added like 300 words to this, and added 2 more tags (tbh Kitchen Sex, Creampie and Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation were supposed to be on there from the jump lol). Anyway! This got a lot more filthy and those few hundered words, so I hope y'all enjoy this mean update/edit.

Add on: What If Scenario

Masterlist

[dont-leafmealone]

some etiquette tips for quotev migrants

If you enjoy a post (piece of art, text post, writing, gifset, etc) interact however you would have on quotev!

Reblogging is like reposting an activity, but with a permanent link to op, and you can add your own thoughts in the tags or on the post itself. Very nifty. It's that little 🔄 symbol at the bottom.

Likes are a good short-form validation, and also a way to save posts so you can find them again later.

Comments are good for sharing your thoughts without having the post on your account for whatever reason.

Tags are optional, but useful for both organization and extra commentary that will stay on your blog (unless someone likes your tags. Then they may copy/screenshot and add to the post, or copy them in their own tags.)

if you trigger tag something, don't censor the trigger. That will only make it harder for people who have that tag blocked to avoid it.

"Copying is ok" rules for tags don't apply to art; art is to be reblogged, not copy-pasted, unless given permission from the artist. It's also polite to credit an artist if you use their art for a header/pfp, and/or ask beforehand!

That said, gifs are free game pretty much, since they have built-in credit to whoever uploaded them.

When posting images it's helpful to use the alt text feature to add a description, or add one in the body of the post below or above the picture, since A; it's helpful for those who use screen readers, and B; sometimes pictures don't load and the description is sometimes vital to tell what the heck's going on, screenreader or no.

Ask boxes are for things you don't mind being publicly viewed; messages are for private discussions.

Anonymous asks are optional, meaning some people may have them turned off. Anon hate is unfortunately common and many people opt to avoid it.

Block and report bots on sight. Report for spam/bot violations; even if they're an nsfw bot, reporting for sexual content won't do anything to get rid of them. Bots are pretty recognizable when you know what to look for, as their blog will either be blank/have a insta model pfp and generic URL, or...be full of untagged porn.

Bots come in waves; there'll be a lot at once, then they'll die off to a handful, then eventually come back. It's a neverending battle!

You can block tags to avoid seeing content you don't like. To do this you go into "account" in the settings menu, and type whatever you wanna block in the content filters section.

Turn on timestamps! That way you can know if info is outdated, or just in general have a time frame for when something was made.

Block rather than argue. You'll be happier in the long run. Hell, even if someone just kinda gets on your nerves or yucks your yum, but especially if it's serious, since reporting does next to nothing and arguing just won't change someone who's stuck in their ways, and it's not your job to fix everyone who's wrong. Block their account and if you want, block their name on the filtered content. Chances are they won't even know or care so don't worry that it's rude.

Most of all, have fun!

That's all I can think of for now. My askbox is open if there are any questions!

[jarlsthegreat]

My Hazbin Hotel Tumblr Head Cannons

Charlie:

-Got mistaken for a bot once and had her blog taken down for a whole week

-Tries to keep her timeline organized

-Mostly posts about the hotel

-Unironically posts inspirational quotes from 2013 on the daily

-TYPES IN ALL CAPS =D AND USES EMOTICONS [:0 IN EVERY SENTENCE!1!1!1! ;P

-Very detailed bio

-Gets around 20-30 likes on most of her posts and a few reblogs and comments, has never had a post go truly viral

Vaggie:

-Posts pictures of Charlie

-Constantly gushes about her girlfriend

-Has gotten into fights with people in Charlie's replies

-Is mutuals with Charlie and will block anyone else she knows in real life on sight

-Has gone Tumblr viral once on a particularly unhinged rant about people being mean to her girlfriend

-Has the basics in her bio (age, sexuality, pronouns, etc.)

Niffty:

-Is a massive shipper

-Has several OTPs and NOTPs

-Will get into fights in the reblogs of art of her NOTPs

-Is on several block lists

-Occasionally posts tradwife content despite being single

-Is infamous in every single fandom she is in even among the shippers of her OTPs

-UWU text in posts

-Bio contains nothing but a detailed description of her ideal badboy

-DNI list longer in length than the color of the sky post

Husk:

-Does not make his own posts but reblogs other people's

-No rhyme or reason to what he reblogs or likes

-Has never been reported as a bot despite looking exactly like one

-Has not customized his blog at all

Angel Dust:

-Has had multiple blogs

-His first blog was a very NSFW one that got flagged when the site started targeting adult content

-His second is a personal life blog where he answers questions from fans

-His third is the only one that didn't use his real name

-He uses that one the most

-It's a shitpost blog

-Occasionally posts really personally mental health stuff on the shitpost blog

-Has had both silly and serious posts go viral

-An early post of his where he very confidently posting a picture of a raccoon with the caption "what a wonderful duck" has reached color theory levels of Tumblr fame

-Mutuals with Alastor

-His blog's icon is a super zoomed in picture of the J on a Jif peanut butter jar and goes by Jiffy

Alastor:

-Joined the site back when it first launched

-Posts once in a blue moon but manages to get thousands of notes every time

-Has thousands of followers but only follows Angel's shitpost account

-Angel replied to one of his posts by calling him a "rotten spleen of a person" and he immediately followed

-Angel had been following him for months at that point

-Posts seemingly random stuff from low quality boomer memes to ten post long rants about how we should stop using lightbulbs

-Managed to get all three of the Vee's bullied off of Tumblr by vague posting

-Something of a Tumblr legend

-Several of his posts have reached Color Theory Status the lightbulb rant being one of them

-His blog name is Unsuspecting Deer

-His icon is a black void

-His header is this picture:

-Denies having a Tumblr account in real life

-Angel knows he's lying because he once complimented Alastor's shoelaces and like a sleeper agent, he replied that he had stolen them from the president

-Alastor's shoelaces weren't even rainbow, they were just legitimatly nice laces

-Bio is full of complete nonsense, it claims he has been to the moon and the bottom of the ocean and teaches polka dancing classes with an attached address that does not exist

-There is a small but dedicated community that ships his account with Angel's shitpost account

-He has joked about it on more than one occasion on his blog

-He and Angel talk in the replies all the time

-They once found each other on a completely different blog not even talking about them and just started chatting, it completely threw off the actual discussion being had and went sort of viral, even escaping Tumblr because of how weird everyone thought it was

[petricorah]

🚨🚨if you followed me in the last two days, please like this message. Last night, over two hundred bots followed me, and some even left really vague comments on my art, almost making it seem like a real person. i'm about to go and block people especially if you have the default icon.

i'm sorry. i know not everyone with a default icon is a bot, but there are viruses going around for if you check, and with 272 bots, I just don't have time to check. The are following me quicker than I can report and block, so I have to block default icons on sight.

please reply with something that sounds real to this post or like it or something if you followed recently.

edit: like twenty more followed me in the two minutes it took to post this. i can't block them fast enough. Not all of them have default icons, some are sneaky, but they're still bots.

edit edit: over 700 in the last 12 hours