#and ayyy yes I landed ok

[timethehobo]

Haven’t touched my iPad in over a year but scribbled this on the plane.

[secretly-tword-obsessed]

Hahaha, you want prompts?. You got it. 1. Devon and Missy tickles where Devon teases her about it (imma send a couple in different ones so mahaha)

Aim

Warning: Mentions of sexy stuff

Missy would just use any excuse she could to be with Devon. She wasn't a massive sports fan, but when Devon asked her over with a few others to play basketball, she just couldn't refuse. And of course, she ended up staying later than all of the others, craving some intimate time with Devon.

"Sooo", Missy said, once it was just her and him, "I'm not so good at basketball. Could I get some personal coaching?"

"Smart", Mona said, "That's just an excuse for him to be all over you, noticing your form and picking up on every move. Who knows, he might even touch you".

"Yes Mona", Missy whined, "That's exactly what I was going for".

"Sure", Devon said, not a witness to the conversation between Missy and her monstress, "I'll give you some tips on shooting hoops!"

He led her to the end of his basketball court, and crouched down with the ball in his hand.

"So, the most important thing about a good shot is not strength or height, it's aim. I could throw the ball really high, but not have it land in the hoop. That's why it's key to crouch down and get a view of the whole hoop and the distance from a lower angle".

"We want to crouch down and see Devon from a lower angle", Mona commented, Missy trying to ignore her.

"Now", Devon continued, "Once you think your aiming for the right spot, imagine there is a line from your ball to that spot. Than, roll the ball along that line by hoisting the ball into the air. Like this-"

Devon demonstrated, however, for the first time that afternoon, the ball had ended up bouncing off the rim instead of into the hoop. Missy burst into laughter and smacked her knee, not noticing Devon's blush of embarassment.

"Yeah, yeah, that happens sometimes", Devon said, "The important thing is that you try again. Now, how bout you give it a shot Missy?"

Missy laughed again, but briefly this time, "Was that pun intended?"

Devon just shrugged, "For the sake of it, lets just say it was".

Missy smiled and crouched, eyeing her target. She than imagined the invisible line, and shot the ball upwards. It ended up going nowhere near the hoop, soaring through the air and landing straight in the bush. This time, Devon was the one laughing: "Damn Missy, bet you feel bad for laughing earlier". Missy rolled her eyes; "Shut up".

"Oh dang Missy this boy is so cute", Rochelle said, fluttering by her left side, "And he's so playful too".

"Yeah, he is isn't he", Missy agreed.

"Yeah; he's funny, playful and hot. And he's really sweet too".

Devon went over to the bush to get the ball.

"Now, try again, and this time, don't throw it into the bushes".

Missy shook her head and crouched down, making her line as clear and thin as possible.

"Oh, and by the way, you ticklish?", Devon asked, Missy still concentrated on the line.

"Yeah", she said without much thought, before lifting her arms up to throw the ball. As she did so, Devon reached under her arms, causing her to squeal and the ball to fly back into the bush.

"Ayyy", Devon said, "You hurt my bush again!"

"Hey!", Missy hmphed, "Not fair! You tickled me!"

"Tickled you?", Devon said, "I didn't even touch you! Are you just soooo ticklish that I don't have to touch you for you to react?"

Missy blushed heavily, "Devooon, stop iiit", she whined.

"He made us miss our line, but I can't stay mad at him", Rochelle said.

"Yeah", Mona added, "And he almost touched you".

Devon raised an eyebrow, "What are you saying Missy? Are you denying it?"

Missy's cheeks went redder, "N-no".

"Ok", Devon said, "Than say it".

Missy tilted her head, "Say what?"

"Say your ticklish!", Devon requested, a huge shiny grin on his face.

Uh-oh. Missy couldn't say that! It was too embarrassing. Yet Devon seemed very insistent, and she did want to play along.

Missy opened her mouth, than closed it. She just couldn't. Her heart was beating so fast she thought it would jump out of her chest.

"Aww", Devon teased, "Can you not say it? Haha! Come'ere Missy!".

Devon pounced at Missy and clenched his hands into claws. Missy shrieked and ran. Devon, being the fast boy he was, managed to scoop her up. (Though he couldn't hold her up for too long, he was secretly an old man after all). He tackled her to the ground.

"Ouch! Hahahaha! Devohohon! Stohohop ihihihit!"

Devon has started pinching and squeezing at Missy's sensitive sides.

Rochelle smiled down at the two of them, "Aww, this is so good baby boo! Tickling is one of the biggest loving gestures a boy can do!"

Missy tried to roll over, but Devon just stopped her with a well aimed poke which made her jump or squeal. Of course, Devon was smiling smugly the whole time.

"Aww Missy, your so hilarious!", he teased, switching to clawing at her tummy, making her laughter a little higher in pitch (if that was even possible).

"Your even more ticklish than I was as a baby! Didn't you ever grow out of it Missy?"

"Nohohoho!", Missy laughed, "Ahahahaha!".

Devon used his right hand to tickle her knees and upper leg, making her kick around a little.

"And I asked you if you were ticklish and you just said yes! Dang that is a silly thing to do!"

Missy continued to laugh, her heart racing and her whole face going crimson.

"Unless you wanted me to tickle you", Devon said.

The teasing was too much for Missy to handle, "I dihihihihid not!

"He's touching us", Mona said, "He's actually touching us. God bless how ticklish you are!"

Missy couldn't really think straight, all she could do was laugh and let go of all of her rising tensions. Finally, it seemed as if Devon had fully opened up to her.

Than, he lifted his hands, watching as Missy continued to giggle and squirmed lightly. Devon suddenly felt his own heart sink.

"Oh, isn't her laugh just the most amazing sound you've ever heard", Walter said.

"Yeah", Devon responded, "It is isn't it".

He watched as Missy's cheeks stayed red, her giggled began to subside and she had the hugest smile on her face. Jeez, he really wanted to kiss her.

He waited for her to regain her senses, so that she could consent to a kiss. He requested with his eyes, and she consented with her eyes, and with Devon still on top of her, they kissed.

"Yes!", Mona cried, "Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!".

"Woohoo!", Rochelle chanted, "On ya baby!"

Once the kiss was over, Devon sat up straighter. They looked lovingly at each other for a few seconds.

"Hey Missy", he said, "That was lovely".

"Yeah, agreed", Missy responded.

The cheeky smile returned to Devon's face, "So, where else are you ticklish Missy?"

"Wait-nohohoho!"

And once again, Missy was being tickled by Devon, only this time around her neck and ears, making giggles form.

Neither Missy nor Devon had gotten a successful hoop since the start of that short practice, but both of them scored a gorgeous and giggly time.

[worstloki]

okay so on the idea that the nine realms is the america of space:

- everyone knows what’s going on there all the time because word gets out on every major event but everyone outside the nine is just a spectator at this point so people be eyeing the crazy stuff going on there but everyone also just moves on with their day

- this results in midgard and asgard being the star attractions where midgard is like the generation of younger activists fighting the system but its also florida with a few people doing crazy things while meanwhile asgard is the governing political mess (re: the other realms are just chilling. maybe they’re michigan or minnesota or every state that just exists and doesn’t get much attention? jotunheim can totally be texas though because its got its own personality but also gets stereotyped.) 

- “so one of the weapon rich kids on Terra went through a life changing field trip and now he’s made himself a fully operational suit of armour and claims to be defending the planet” “with their noob tech? really?? they don’t even stand a chance against anything in the rest of their own galaxy--” “no no no he’s defending the planet and establishing peace... only within the populations on Terra” “aww that’s so cute” “i know!”

- space has all the gossip which means they know all the messed up stuff going on within the nine realms and everyone in space is kinda detached and not a part of it so its like a tragic-comedy reality show that people like to keep up with

- “so odin is pretending his new son is actually his firstborn now... and also banned talking about the whole history of being built on colonialism and also no one is ever allowed to mention his executioner daughter’’ “huh, weird”

- “odin totally stashed the tesseract on Terra to keep it safe” “why are you telling me this” “I was just thinking about how funny it’d be if those short-lived humans found it one day” “you’re not going to go find it for yourself? it’d sell for loads of credits...” “nah dude i’m not risking stepping into the pit of despair that is that dark dark section of the universe”

- “there are rumours he stole the jotunheim king's kid and is raising him as an asgardian” “does the kid know?” “the father sure doesn't he thinks the baby was killed” “no wonder laufeys been going a bit off the edge recently” “i’m feeling worse for the poor kid stuck with odin now”

- “hey so that Terra hero Quill was always going on about? he’s been found and recently unfrozen apparently” “dont lie to me - humans don’t live that long” “that’s just what I heard i swear”

- “odin used another realm as a time out dumping ground” “which one now?” “the second one, and midgard this time” “at least midgard isn’t filled with the souls of the dishonorable dead?” “well it was his favourite kid, so, ya know,” “ah yes, blatant nepotism, thou art a villain” 

-  “odin did--” “oh $#!^ what'd the old man do NOW” “well you know the stolen jotun kid? odin didn’t tell him he was a different species” “oh WOW that’s messed up” “oh yeah definitely. so anyways he tried to kill himsel-” “that place still has systematic racism in place and his other son has been pushing for violence since he was a kid so...  what’d the old fart THINK would happen?” “beats me”

-  everybody KNOWS what’s going on around there but no one wants to get stuck in that mess so they leave it alone and don't prod the nine realms with a ten foot pole if they can help it hence the negative connotations of midgard especially in gotg and captain marvel 

-  thanos can be colonial britain or something idk how history works but lets assume he thinks it’s prime time to go to planets and just kill some people and take their stuff for his own cause and also Sanctuary has 0 natural spices other than a pinch of salt okay

-  ''i heard odin’s stolen kid, loki i think his name was? yeah I heard he finally got a ticket out of the nine realms'' ''good for him'' ''he landed with thanos though...'' ''well, $#!^”

- “Terra’s got a little band of protectors now” “yes I heard they took down Loki” “which would’ve been such a cool thing to watch honestly I mean a master of magic vs those cute little human beans” “nah he was totally faked it. I heard the guy didn’t even want to attack the place but thanos didn’t give him another out and wanted a native to speak for him.” “so he was playing thanos? oh boy that aint gonna end well” “but he also got the mind stone away from thanos so...” “the icon really just did that?? ayyy I stan 1 prince of asgard” 

- “so I heard Terra’s hero band really just broke up because of some signature dispute” “I thought they don’t have a centralised government system yet though?” “there’s some subgoverning system that’s got most of the planet agreeing” “thats wild” “yeah so anyways there are still 2 stones there but now there’s no team to keep them safe” “oh yikes do you think we should try and assist or something in case thanos sends a retrieval party or something?” “I mean we probably should but I’m not doing it” “can’t they send Cap Marvel in? she’s from Terra aint she?” “yeah they should send Danvers in”

- “I heard odin finally kicked the bucket” “about time” “yeah but also his actual firstborn the one he tried to delete is back now...” “oh darn is loki ok?” “yeah he’s been on sakaar for like a week now just chilling” “good for him” “yeah but hela is totally trying to reinstate all the colonial bull loki was getting rid of as king” “where’s thor at in all this” “i think he accused loki of killing odin right after odin tried to guilt trip him into accepting he was a good father” “oh ew” 

- “hey so they got rid of hela but asgard blew up-” “D:” “-and loki got to do it” “:D” “yeah i thought you’d like that... so do you think we should offer aid? they’re kinda in the way of thanos’ route to midgard” “they’re asgardians” “yeah but its not their fault they were living in asgard” “i’m not going anywhere near the nine realms thanks” “you’re right they’ll probably be fine anyways”

- “hey so... asgard was not fine” “oh no” “he’s heading to earth now for the other stones” “i’m not stepping foot anywhere near there, plus they’ve got their own protectors and all” “dude they broke up years ago remember the signing issues” “that’s still a thing?” “yeah dude it never ended” “wack”

- “i think thanos really is going to succeed and snap half the universe” “well if asgard needed support they could’ve just asked vanaheim or something” “asgard never admits to needing help we already know this” “maybe we should’ve told the other realms to help midgard jů̸̢̠̳͎̳̾̓̉͜st ̷͚͙̯̺̻̦̦̃̓̒̔͜i̴̺̼̗̞̘͖͉̙̾̆̋͂̀̚̚͠n ̷̜̮͚͖́̅̈̌̐͑͛͝ć̵̭͛͛̎͋̀à̷͚̬̩̾̒̅̿̄͆͋s̷̰̖̳̙̠͈̀͊̀ḙ̷͐͑̀̌̉...” “nah Migdard will be fine” “...” “john?” “...” “john?!” “...” “JOHN NOOO!!!” [five years later] “John! You’re back! Dude!! I missed you so much!!” “I told you we should’ve sent a letter or something” “john i love you but i still wouldn’t have risked sending a letter into the nine realms” “that’s fair” 

in conclusion space has all the gossip, and people know stuff is going down there but no one wants to interact with the h*ckhole that the nine realms are, so everyone does their best to just steer clear and keep their hoods on when in the neighborhood.

[tsuki-sennin]

Momo Monday! School appropriate edition!

Can't swear constantly on school grounds! Speaking of which, would this be considered the elusive school festival? Cause if so, I say we go to the haunted house first! Then we can hit the games and grab some cheap, definitely-not-safe-to-eat microwave takoyaki!

Spoilers, I guess...

-First one to get a bajillion points gets to go home. Gotcha.

-Oh look. Prinicpal Allergy. He sneezed so hard he disappeared and sent Haruka back in time to 10 frames or so ago.

-Ok, I know these kinds of allegations can ruin a creator's career, but Haruka, you absolutely should be beating these people up. Or better yet, eat their katsu sandwich right in front of them!

-Subs are pretty cool people! ...well uh, except for this one I had throughout middle school and high school. I think she liked me. Or just as likely, she saw that I was autistic and thought I was a ticking time bomb and therefore decided to be nice to me just in case, but either I've heard through other subs and students who had her that she was pretty racist, so that's a big oof.

-Haruka's look of "Oh God dammit" is something I treasure.

-Soooo... public schools in my home state of Georgia typically have budgets on par with a Robert Rodriguez movie, so a substitute teacher who only accepts food-related bribes as payment is probably a dream come true for the school district I was in.

-Then again, Shinichi seems like one of those teachers who'd make you read ahead.

-Reppin' that NEET Life, amen brother.

-Oh I disagree, money is the sexiest thing ever. I love thinking about all the filthy horrible things it enables.

-...ok, I change my mind, this man reminds me of those teachers who'd have like a bajillion ducks or stuffed dogs or cats on their shelves. Like, I've seen a few of those at my school. This man would have an endless supply of monkies~

-Imagination. The Rainbow Line would be proud.

-Gaming? In class!? How epic.

-Ohhhh, spicy wasabi. He's killing it.

-Oh goddamn! They're really going at it with their alleged partners!

-I'm gonna try!

-You've got a warrior spirit, Haruka-chan!

-Twochers.

-Litterbug.

-Well don't shoot so much, Tsubasa!

-"I'm a mailman!"

-Again and again, he delivers the mail.

-"Ohhhhh, I see. You lost." Said the Professor, having finished eating his imaginary noodles.

-Oh my god, even his undies are peachy.

-No no no, you guys were pretending to make out with hot chicks and play video games in the middle of class. Haruka doesn't have to take any more of your gump.

-Jaywalkers.

-Ayyy, Birdie and Doggie, together in a B-plot! ...er uh... what I assume to be the B-plot.

-"Do you even have friends?"

-"No. I have... accompaniment."

...those festival guys and those dancing ladies must be pretty hurt by that.

-Ohhhhh, what the hell Hatano?! Why do you keep breaking chairs!? Now the arts budget is gonna get clipped because the school board isn't giving up their plans for a scoreboard produced after 2010!

-MOMOI-SENSEI YOU MONSTER

-Shogi Suzuki. They call him... something funny related to shogi, I can't decide which. Maybe his waifu in Persona 5 is Hifumi, idk, it'd be very based of him if that's the truth, but...

-Wow, Tarou's really making a festival out of this.

-Checked.

-"Hey teacher, why do you beat me, other teacher, bird guy, and the doggo up sometimes? Is that like a cultural thing?"

-These dynamics are delicious.

-Oh boy, another challenge episode!

-And yes, these callback jokes, haha, very funny, you spoiled them in the trailer from last episode!

-Though I have a much easier time believing Shinichi could instantly resort to these, to be fair.

-...where'd his shirt go?

-Tongue twisters~!

-I love the students' apathy so much. "Oh great, both of our teachers are super weirdos and friends with the Plagiarist. Maybe if we don't speak up at all,

-Oh hey, this really is just like my old school!

-Don-dammit, we're in school land now.

-It's learning time :)

-Oh, man, I feel that. Spring (I assume is when this takes place, assuming broadcast time period and in-show time are the same) allergies are the worst. ...though strangely, I haven't felt them all April...

-OH MY GOD HE'S BURNING HIS STUDENTS ALIVE THAT'S HORRIBLE

-Fuck you, I hope your allergies make you explode.

-Yeah, definitely a teacher over the age of "suitable to teach children anything other than how to make pipe bombs or racist statements."

-OH HE PUNCHES DOGS

-AND BIRDS!?

-KICK HIS ASS TAROU

-"Uhhh, yeah, how do we beat him up before these innocent schoolchildren burn alive!?"

-Sononi-sama, I do believe that is either the smell of burning paper or the smell of burning human flesh.

-"Sonoza, your laughter sucks and you should feel bad about it." -Sonoi S. Sonoson, 2022.

-"Join us, become our slave, peach boy!"

-...weeeeeeeeeell, if you handsome fellows and that gorgeous lady are willing to hire, I'll do a lot of things for 20 an hour!

-Disciplin't.

-Moooomotaro Zan, Momotaro Zan!

-Ahhhh, yep! Time for ZyuranTyranno's help! ...I wonder if we're ever gonna see a version with VroonDump? That'd be pretty epic of you, Toei, just saying.

-Ohhh, Don Leg Buster do a freezy!

-Hmmm... I believe that's the... Fiveman Avataro Gear? Chikyuu-Ki? Are we gonna get a marketable plushie Greek chorus again?

-Probably not.

-Your manners are abhorrent, Momoi-Tarou.

-And Don-Kaito hangs about.

-"You guys just keep sucking enough to be worth helping get stronger! ...but it's not enough! C'mon, c'mon! Keep up the pace, damn you! Hustle, hustle!"

-Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Wife Focus, Wife Focus, Wife Focus!

-You'd better not say anything mean about her, Inoue.

-I'm only half-joking there, by the way. That being said though, I do look forward to next episode.

[ender-sheep]

gonna just live blog in a single post

these idiots don’t know how to sit in a circle and i love it

you can very much tell they didn’t come up with names beforehand

i have no idea which is ash and which is zackary but i love them

gump really does look like that’s his name

dream and techno are very attached to their skins have they ever had a different skin than modified normal skin in tftsmp

porkums is 36 years old and got held back a lot and i still love him

is schlatt a ghost or just really pale?

poor gump stop bullying him :(

schlatt landlord cryptocurrency arc

schlatts flirting with greg how long until francis is jealous

twins my beloved

...that’s a big house

b u t t o n

the twins have milk buckets again....

awwww stop bullying porkums :(

drlatt

...very? special? button??

uhhhh

ah yes press the button on 3

oh wait i just realized this means canonically there’s other people on the smp besides the actual people

everyone just. leaving.

clout break i guess

stop making fun of his hat it’s nice :(

i s i t m o n o p o l y

nature valley crunch bars ew

oooOooooooOOoO secret lAaaaAir

connor=dirt=haribo

nooo don’t trade porkums for connor

noooo bring back porkums :(

yayyy porkums is back

twins my beloved

haribos are good best gummy bear brand

schlatt stop the constant fourth wall breaks challenge

GLATT

rip rash?

oh good he’s alive

rip gump

oh nope he’s still alive too

just saw gump x schlatt enemies to lovers in chat uhhhh

rip gump

oh nope never mind he’s fine

twins my beloved give the children some land mines

why is chat spamming about the music i can barely hear it how can they tell it’s lavender town wtf

1 in 7.5 trillion with the dudududu damnnnn

G L A T T

‘if i don’t look down gravity can’t get me’

the falling bridges are so cool

the twins have declared greg and francis are probably dating

c a k e

ayyy gumps birthday

punchy time

birthday DIE

l a n d m i n e s

don’t kill rash :(

g r e a t s h o t

G R E A T S H O T

bacon time

that’s a lot of arrow s

who’s miss lemon

what the fuck tubbo

G L A T T

why is glatt singing move along now

ayy porkums my beloved

he really got some of the best and some of the worst actors on the smp

b o u n c e y

whoever puts the star in is gonna die huh...

hold up i left to get food what heppened

WHATS HAPPENIND TP PORKIMS NOOO

nooooooooooo

PORKUMS MY BELOVED COME BACK <\3

I KNEW THAT WOUKD HAPPEN IF HE PUT THE STAR IN

dudududu

ayyy gump drinking bbh plays an alcoholic in literally every tftsmp

...i just tried to drink from a can i never opened

woo train

they broke the track rip

hold up i just noticed the minecarts are stacked oof

NO DONT TAKE GUMP

gump my beloved

pickaxe = pliers

if they kill off the twins i Will cry

wtf is that at the bottom are those chickens

is it glow stone in water??

v i o l e n c e

aww don’t bully rash :(

twins my beloved

f l o a t y

map=meme

even when gump is gone they bully him </3

ah yes wipeout = the bachelor

karl really flirts with every one of sapnap s characters

chat stop bringing up nsfw fanfics challenge it’s not funny and it never was

G L A T T

BOUNCIES

if they choose a twin or rash i Will cry

schlatt and tubbo suggesting business together again :0

l o v e r b o y

NOT ASH NO

obviously not karl

oof francis is losing good

winning??? idk he has the most votes to die

aaaanddd it froze

ok it’s back

francis won

G L A T T

my computer fan light is very strange half of lit up half isn’t idk why it’s like this i can’t control it

oof porkums died because of the hat

rip francis

🦀francis is gone 🦀

NO ASH NOT ASH

DONT SEPARATE THE TWINS

noooooooooo </3

NO ZACKARY

he separated them ;-;

twins my beloved </3

;—;,

G L A T T

i miss zackary and porkums :(

chat very cringe

aww rash flirting with karl

v i o l e m c e

giant spider nice

j u m p g r e g

roasty toasty

uhhhhh?

egg??

this better not be The egg

too much blue to be The egg

S Q U I D S

SQUIDS ON THE CEILING

karl shipping greg and francis

send greg to francis chat

G L A T T

floaty glatt

GLATT WITH A SKULL WHAT WILL HE DO

just realized i’ve been spelling zachary wrong i’m too lazy to change it

schlatt calling greg hot is just so funny

ba ba booey

...speaking of long and hard...?

drlatt

H a m b u r g e r

t h e r o d

‘not his long shiny rod’

r e a l e s t a t e

NO THEYRE DEAD

;—;

NOT ZACHARYY NOOOOO

oh no they’re just wearing skulls

ayyyy gump smells good now nice

porkums my beloved

oh shit it’s schlatts tomb

no ones dead :D

twins my beloved

d r u g s

DUDUDUDU

noooo inbetween time

well at least there was the good ending we all needed after tommys stream

i wonder if the wither roses above the books have any real significance or it it’s just for contrast against the white

KARL WITH NO BRIM

‘find a way into the portal’.... the end portal??

holy shit every time i see the castle it just looks cooler

DONT STRAY FROM THE PATH

m a n y k a r l s

why karl have no hair oof

his eyebrows damn

‘it can’t see you down here’ W H A T

well obviously don’t trust it that was obvious from the beginning

WAIT IS IT THE INBETWEEN MAKING HIM LOSE MEMORY

JUST STICK TO THE PATH

who is it that does the bracket smile :] i know one of them always does i forget who

damn that was cool

[clonecaptains]

Evgeni, Reeves, Michael, Bud.... let’s talk about them a little more 🙏 so nice guys who need attention . And what are you thinking, sweetheart? Tell us more about it!

AYYY YES OK ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!

evgeni is like....the love of my life. that character means so much to me, more than i can even express ya know? the sweetness and gentleness is so appealing to me. he’s a softie and funny and a lil dirty too. he’s the dream. patient, loving. and the soft quiet mysterious side of him is nice too ;) 

reeves is the fantasy we wish for, the guy you knew in school and grows up hot and writes a song about you?? like?? come on?? he’s also a sweetie and a flirt and im def heart eyes for this one omg

michael,,,,,omg i cry he’s the HOT TEACHER and he dance~ and sing and he’s def boyfriend material??? he stands up for what he believes and??? i want one??

bud cooper hjkhk the sexiest insurance agent ACROSS THE LAND. he’s a mess and i was sad we didn’t see him like....have a wife or somethin. he’d spoil his lover rotten this i know for a fact. he’s a huge tease and he’d be fun ;) 

[anonil88]

TLW Gen Q: Episode 8 lb

I honestly adore the navy and gold color scheme that is littered throughout this show

Wait, how much time has passed since the last episode? Because she was not that close to election time.

Um Alice you really gave up two girlfriends who actually cared about you? Uh....

Hopefully Tess and Quiara are fine.

Do I see her winning? No.

Ayyy Janelle Monae.

Are election parties really like this?

Sophie caught herself in quite the pickle huh. You have a pretty good fiance, she is just really bad at communicating and loves work. And you are going to hurt a very close friend who does not deserve that.

Trouble in teenage love land? Oh no that is not trouble....uh, Alice is like you are a baby no don't do it.

Finn please do not get your hopes up please.

Oh shit it's been a little then cause Quiara is showing.

Aww concerned Shane 😭, aww Quiara tries to make others feel better so that she doesn't feel bad.

Sophie she is literally at work let her do her job.

Y'all keep looking at that refresh....yea just as I thought. Bette really doesn't loose much but this is a very big loss.

Dani also is a perfectionist, it's like two twins but one is much older than the other.

Fuck that has to cut deep man and Shane was excited to be a parent too.

Sophie just tell her you don't want to marry her about it have her spend a butt load of money for no damn reason.

Shane flops in the couch like an angsty teenager.

Lmfao everybody's hopes and dreams are kind of crashing and burning. Bette has a life raft though and now Alice needs one too.

I think Finley is fine about the whole just staying friends and Sophie really might fuck up that friend and work dynamic.

Go out swinging.

Sigh Dani is so pretty. If Sophie leaves her I think she will be devastated after finally getting her dad's kind of blessing, like she really is gonna get hurt.

I hope they work it out but I don't know. Shane has her little heart shattered.

Time to find a new fucking life raft.

Finn is trying to be a good ass fucking friend deadass. Sophie if you don't want to shove it down then you need to break off your engagement and your relationship with your fiance.

I can't even watch this because all it is is pissing me off like I am actually angry. I skipped the sex scene because fucking Sophie.

Awww he doesn't see how beautiful he is but his man sure is gonna make him see that. That is really really nice also with the time jump I'm glad they took things slow.

Yea you fucked up big time Sophie. I am so glad she gets to see exactly what and who she is about to loose. Her literal safe place of a person just gone.

Oh wow did sex give Finley a revelation.

Yes pastor tell her to take accountability for her actions.

Oh it's man from the pool and husband ?!?!?! HUSBAND !?!?! Maybe an ex?.... sigh

Also this is cover is kinda meh.

Oh no Bette is depressed. Her and Tina raised a really kind and thoughtful kid.

That's called how to burn yourself out 101.

Finley is gonna go be a good sister and do what is best for her which is remaining your friend and only your friend.

Ooo a new possible love interest.

Awww Nat showed up. Nat really does love her. Sigh I really wanted the throuple to work 😭. I am never going to get quality polyamorous representation.

Ugh this gone give Sophie ideas. This bitch really is about to leave Dani at the fucking terminal, are you kidding me.

So Shane is going to get a dog?

Ooo ok hot momma Bette.

Oh teen love.

I am gritting my teeth waiting. ARE YOU SERIOUS WRITERS..... 😒.

I deadass don't wanna watch season 2 now. Killed the little bit of healthy polyamory we were getting and threw us this damn curve ball.

[or-something-better]

April 16, 2022

Abbadon

Lucifer r u still here??? How r u??

Crowley

Everyone still here raise your hand, puts my hand down

Ruby

🖐️

Abbadon

🤚

Lucifer

Still hiding behind tiny Ruby

Ruby

I'll have you know I have accomplished one of my goals! I apparently am a teen aged boys wet dream!

Abbadon

Why??

Ruby

good question

Lucifer

She's good cover

Crowley

You did not tell me if it can be posted in Bunker Ruby, he wants to but is waiting for permission from you

Ruby

Doubtful

Crowley

Raises both hands

Abbadpn

whispers back Yes my 25 hours are up. The holiday is done. And I'm going home.. but thank you

Lucifer

Raises 4 hands

Ruby

Sorry....if it makes his day, who am I to deny him that?

Abbadon

Lol What?

Crowley

I will say it in here cause its funny. Dean's son Logan  ((IRL)) is 17 and was doing Unicorn Nicknames for the group last night for shits and giggles. Ruby got UniBooby

Abbadon

I wink at you missed you all

Lucifer

Peeks out are you flirting with me carrot top

Ruby

Sent you a pic

Lucifer

Boobs?

Ruby

You wish

 Abbadon

Never lol

Crowley

Ok, So when do yall wanna start this? We have first stop as Christmas Florida. I was thinking we have Ruby Start cause someone has to like tell us to meet or pick us up etc so she writes an entry. Than we each reply

Lucifer

Always 😉

Abbadon

Lol

Lucifer

I'm happy to start whenever

Ruby

I'm looking for a reason to leave Hell

Abbadon

OK.. but did we decide what r we doing there? Ruby can I dm you?

Crowley

Visiting Swampy!

Lucifer

Murdering babies

Ruby

Sure

Crowley

Murdering bigots

Lucifer

That's what I meant

Abbadon

Idk what it is so I'll have to do some research

Crowley

One sec https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2055

Abbadon

That I know how to do. Very well. And that too

Lucifer

Ayyy that's my favourite Knight

Crowley

Also when I go to work tonight take a picture of Frank.

Abbadon

I feel like I should pat your back but yea. No. Frank?

Lucifer

Touch me and you lose fingers. Stares at Ruby

Abbadon

And r u coming to RP tonight guys?

Crowley

Im in

Lucifer

In Out Up Down

Abbadon

I said I wouldn't do it. But don't tempt me. Me too

Crowley

Still has a random finger Luci gave me

Ruby

I wiggle all 10 of mine. Out

Lucifer

Oooo they grew back

Ruby

With DC's help

Abbadon

I always miss u lately

Crowley

Wait So this is Rubys?  holds it up

Lucifer

Examines it hmmm no unfortunately not

Crowley

Oh well, its still mine now

Ruby

If it has Ruby red polish on it, yes it was

Lucifer

I can steal your fingers again if you like and sell them on the Black Market. Get a good deal as well.

Abbadon

Lucifer did you listen to the songs I left you?

Ruby

😡

Lucifer

I don't really remember... when I have a bad episode... of my bpd I tend to blank the day sorry...

Abbadon

That's OK..  try them though I think they r good…I'm just glad you're still here)

Lucifer

Me too..I'd be lost without the escape

Abbadon

She will be…So don't lose it. And we won't let you slip.

Lucifer

Didn't know you felt that way Carrot top Pats head

Abbadon

I punch you in the neck I'll be even more bored if you won't be here for me to pick on

Lucifer

Coughs and laughs then tosses you across the room into the wall the feeling is mutual

Ruby

Grabs the popcorn and a chair to watch WWF wrestling right before my very eyes!

Abbadon

Omg I miss this!! Being reasonable was getting this badass character no justice what so ever

Lucifer

We are in a site with 3 demons and the devil pretty sure we are going to beat each other like 50 times a day 😂😂

Abbadon

I fly to the other side landing on my feet and one hand like a cat kind of sliding. I smile you just have to punch last do you? I charge right at you trying to knock you down

Lucifer

I teleport out the way and watch you run head first into the wall tilting my head a little how did you think that was going to work!? Charges toward you

Abbadon

It's not just that. With this war on hell I was so alone with all the humans and all the drama. No way to be bad for me. To do all out!!. And yea. I like doing that with you. You make me think harder and try to be more creative

Lucifer

aww thank you I like doing it with you too

Abbadon

my smile turns to a laughter as I can't even talk anymore. I hit the wall and it does nothing to me. I look at you coming at me and jump above you to the other side. Vanishing mid jump

Ruby

Can I opt out of that part? I'll just cheer the winner on

Lucifer

Places my hand on the wall stopping myself before I head butt it and looks around 🎵run rabbit run rabbit run run run Lucis coming out with a loaded gun 🎵

Abbadon

I appear next to you scratching your eyes out and vanish again

Lucifer

I managed to duck my head before you touch my eyes, though getting a scratch on my forehead. I lick the blood dripping down and laugh come on coward you can't just hide and not fight.

Ruby

Ducking out for a bit. Gotta tidy up. Abaddon, let me know when you feel like writing.

Lucifer

See ya sweetie have fun

Abbadon

I appear on the other side of the room not hiding. Just trying to surprise you. Let's see how Good you really are. I vanish again and come at you from behind I swap your feet from under you and then slam you to the floor. ok

Lucifer

If you announce that then of course I'm going to be prepared Jumps watches, you fall under me then I pin you down and smirk you need better tactics maybe bite your tongue before attacking. Always going to be 1 step ahead of you

Abbadon

I use my feet to hit you in the neck and pin you to the ground if you think that this is going all out you are mistaken. I'm just having some fun. Finally, I have someone that can really make this a bit of a challenge I won't use my powers this is going to be pure combat

Ruby

thinks to myself....I'm  going to stick to my Krav Maga dvds

Lucifer

Looks up at you while laughing finally having fun and spits out some blood All out? Meaning killing each other? Even though you can't kill me but I can easily end you? Don't worry you're not worth it yet, I'm just having fun Places my feet on your stomach and kicks you off me, then jumps up and punches you into the wall too

Abbadon

You just Said Krav Maga and my mind went 🤯. I love this group

Ruby

I really do have Krav Maga DVDs....just need to dust them off

Abbadon

I feel THAT. Finally something is happening. I fly to the other side of the room and my breath escapes from me. I taste the metallic taste of blood and saver it. I slip to the ground laying there

Lucifer

Laughs and walks over to you red really is your colour Holds my hand out

 Abbadon

Just faking me being out. I hold your legs with my hands. I'm so not done yet. I raise you up on my shoulder and them flip you over my shoulder to the ground stepping on you this is what you fell for? I look at my shirt and my hands with the blood I do look great in red I smile

Lucifer

Smacks my head and back on the floor, feeling something as I cough and laugh loudly looking up at you taking a moment to breath hey ill give you that one Licks blood of my lips and feels the warm liquid under my hair. I wrap my arm around your ankle and drag you to the ground hard, punching you in the stomach when you hit the floor

Abbadon

I hit the floor. Hard. Can't breathe and then I feel the punch and all the wind in my lounges is out. I cough blood trying to laugh and when i smile my teeth red. I feel it healing as we both laying on the floor I use your head to get up squeeze your face. When I'm on my feet I hold my hand to you more?

Crowley

Is watching while reading my grimoire You bleed you clean it

Lucifer

Pushes my hands on the floor, pushing myself and sitting there for a moment, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, feeling my wounds heal. I grab your hip and pull myself off the ground. I then pull my fist back and punch you in the jaw. I look at Crowley great wise words from the ex King

Crowley

Flips a page It is relaxing not having to deal with the dumbasses, let Ruby solve that issue

Ruby

I flipped through the manual yesterday. I believe you left out the chapter on "dumbasses."

Crowley

must have been left out when I made that copy, so sorry

Lucifer

The original has it

Crowley

it does, she didn’t ask for the original

Lucifer

I burnt the original

Crowley

thus why she didn’t get it, she got a copy

Ruby

I should have guessed. Smirks at the surprise with the Grimoire as well

Crowley

I figured, but I dont see anything missing yet so there’s that, I really only need the one spell, the rest mother has in her books and I copied them, I can do so again

Ruby

I smile bigger

Lucifer

You have Sam you don't need anything bigger

Ruby

Indeed

Crowley

I dont wanna go to work in a few minutes lol

Lucifer

THEN DONNNNNTTTTT

Ruby

I knew you were stalling....

Abbadon

I put my hand back when I see you won't take it. I see everything you do and then feel your weight on my hips. And I miss your punch as it hits me right in the jaw. I hear a Crack and when I smile I feel the hurt and my head is a bit dizzy. I mentally shrug it will heal. as I see you are distracted by Crowley I hold your hands and rip them off. Slapping you with them. I can't breathe. This time from laughing why are you hitting yourself?

Lucifer

Looks down at my now stumps bleeding all over the floor, wincing a little at the pain this is the 2nd time I've lost my hands! Closes my eyes while my hands smack me, blood going everywhere from you messing with my newly ripped off hands. While you're distracted by a childish tease, I kick you in the knee, snapping your leg back, the bone popping out of your skin

Crowley

Im taking my mini me with me. gonna see how many complaints I get from customers cause its funny when they think Im a devil worshipper

Lucifer

👀 Well I have no complaints

Abbadon’

Lol.. they can go and- fill the blank

Crowley

She fucking is, so when we place orders for ourselves the computer won't generate the discount code if it's under our name.  So we use fake ones, I use supernatural, tonight,  I'm debating Lucifer cause the cook I hate is a Christian dick who is a major homo/Trans phobic douche

Abbadon

my laughter is cut off by my losing my leg grip on the ground as you kick my knee and I can feel the skin ripping and I drop your hands. I feel the pain of my bone snapping. Another bone break that hurt. I like it. That's going to be fun. I snap my bone back and take a deep breath from the pain all the while I jump on one foot oh that's better as I put my feet on the ground I let it heal ok big boy. I smirk red works on you too.. it matches your eyes. But I haven't seen them yet.  Should I give you a stick?

Ruby

I thought so. Military being required. It teaches you a lot about yourself. I think a 2 year hitch should be required over here

Lucifer

So you can break it again? My hands heal as I wiggle all ten fingers, then flash my eyes teasingly you mean these bad boys I crack my bones and ready myself for another blow

Abbadon Did you do it too?

Ruby

Air Force

Abbadon I smirk. Of course I wanted to break it again that was fun. I see you getting ready and I hold my hand and tap you on your forehead. Good!!! How was it?

Ruby

Was an aircraft mechanic until I became allergic to the chemicals you clean the engine parts with. Cross transferred to administrative until enlistment up

Crowley

Diesel mech.  Until Obama

Lucifer

When your hand connects to my forehead, I grab it and twist it around, snapping your wrist and arm, placing it behind your back, pressing your face against the cold brick wall, grazing it as I do

Crowley

Bio Mom was an abusive alcoholic, so I left, my adopted momma helped me do it and paid the legal fees

Abbadon

I'm brother did something similar. I love that you were a mechanic. That's fascinating

Ruby

Eh, wasn't at the top of my list. But they had to show how "diversified" they were and that's where they put me. Took away my chance to go to England as well.

Abbadon

From my hand. My wrist. My arm. And than my face.. I can feel My teeth grinding the wall as you put my head in to it. As I know you are close to me from behind I use me leg and kick up crutch (empty one?). My face burning from the graze

Lucifer

Let's out a gasp, pushing more against you and the wall, slicing your skin off on the wall not the worst pain I've felt down there before, have you met Charlie Bends your arm further up your back do you give?

Abbadon

Can't speak. I flip u the finger no way I'm hellI use my entire body to push you and me from the wall smashing you on the opposite one. The pain in my arm is growing but I ignore it

Lucifer

My back cracks against the wall as I growl in pain, not letting go of your arm, kneeing you in the back of the knee, blood dripping down the wall behind me Come...on carrot top...take the lose speaks into your ear with a laughing tone

Abbadon

The pain in my jaw and my face did not heal yet. And I grunt as I try to release my arm from you're grip. Moving against you. I hit your face with the back of my head trying to break you're nose. The hit hurts me too eat me

Lucifer

I hear my nose crunch from the impact of your head, blood dripping down my lips as I suddenly release you, covering my nose, cracking it back in place, laughing at the pain shit nice shot

Abbadon

I'm dizzy from my own blow. And it takes me a sec to realize you left my arm. It's dangling on my side as I hear what you say but it's like an echo. I miss a step and sit down. I feel the back of my head with my hand and it has blood on it. I smile. Still sitting on the floor Never give up. I learned from the best I keep my smile on, but I feel a pinch in my chest as Cain’s name pops in to my head

Lucifer

Smiles covered in blood trying to catch my breath, sliding down the wall and sits on the ground, my back resting against the wall it's okay to give up Abby, remember we are just having fun Snaps my fingers and a bottle of water appears in my hand, one in front of you as I down my bottle, the water turning red from blood

Abbadon

Looking at you. I nod this is fun. But my training are so carved deep in to my bones. Into my soul. I'm never gonna be able to get rid of them. I can't be weak. Never. the fact that I'm doing it for fun. Not giving it all of me is hard as it is. Not to try to win. Just to try and have a little me back you know? why am I telling him that? He doesn't care. I try and get my head straight. To put the wall back up. The wall that his name just cracked. So i take the water with one hand, as the other is still dangling, and spill it on my face just to cool off

Lucifer

I place the bottle down and tilt my head a little listening to unleash some inner thoughts Cain isn't around anymore Abby, you dont have to try so hard anymore. You don't have to try anymore at all at least. Not against us. Them. Just the ones who are part of us. Cain is dead. Staying dead. You're not his soilder anymore.

Abbadon

he listened? And he is nice?. I nod my head. I block my thoughts from you as the way Cain made me feel pops into my head. It was different. I put everything he was to me back in a box in my mind and release my mental Barriers. you don't understand. I don't try to do it. This comes to me as a second nature. I do try to hold my self back cause this is important to me.. somehow.. I don't know it's so confusing. I hold my head and flinch as I used the hand who was still healing

Lucifer

I crawl across the floor, putting my hand up a little as to say I surrender and not to attack. I sit in front of you and place my hands over your wounds, my hand glowing as I heal you

Ruby

Are you two still at it?! I think it's time for a draw. Save some for another time. I shake my head

Lucifer

We are done Glares at you finishing healing Abby

Ruby

Same time tomorrow?

Lucifer

Me vs you, your tiny majesty

Ruby

"Riiiiiight....uh....no!"

Lucifer

That's what I thought Smilez

Ruby

"I don't have to be in that kind of shape to do paperwork"

Lucifer

Paperwork, 😂 nah you're just to weak to fight me.

Ruby

"I find no reason TO fight you Lucifer." I shake my head at the child before me

Crowley

Aren't we all?

Lucifer

Thank you

Ruby

"Weighing what I know about being an adult vs the carefree life of a child, there is no contest"

Abbadon

confused at what you are doing i let you get close. I feel my wounds heal as you put as you put your hands on me. The warmth from you healing me is nice. And the fact that you did that just like that makes me feel better about all of this thanks. it's not enough but that's all I got. For now. It's not a draw. It's something else. But as Lucifer said. We are done

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 10x06: “Ask Jeeves”

I remember the intro recap to this episode setting up a kind of “Clue”/murder mystery kind of vibe. I really enjoyed it.

New Canaan, Connecticut.

Colette and Olivia.

“Colette. To the master closet. I’d like you to select Mrs. LaCroix’s wardrobe for the burial. Olivia. Please make sure all the lavatories are spotless.”

“Why do I have to?”

“Now, now. You’re still the new hire. Colette has seniority.”

Oof. Knowing that this butler knows everything, I know he’s just keeping up the act.

I wish I had a closet like that.

Welp, there went the pearl necklace.

RIP Colette. Fell to her death.

I think I heard the slight, quiet sound of a shapeshifter changing it’s appearance! Very subtle.

Shut up, Dean.

“It’s, uh, glazed donut.” I love that Sam chose that one special for Dean.

“Apparently Bobby’s been named a beneficiary in Bunny LaCroix’s will.” Bobby’s getting an inheritance!

“Bobby had secrets, man. Like loving on Tori Spelling.” Not so much a secret now.

“Wow. Think we’re a little underdressed? I mean the Fed threads are in the trunk.”

“You kidding me? For once, we don’t have to wear suits.”

Aww.

A Fur Elise doorbell! Awesome.

“I’m Sam Winchester. This is Dean Winchester. We’re here on behalf of Bobby Singer.”

“Mr. Singer won’t be coming?”

“No, he passed away.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.”

“Uh, condolences for your loss too.”

All three of them have lost both parents.

The LaCroix family.

As uncomfortable as that is, I agree.

Heddy, Beverly, Stanton (Stan for short) and his wife Amber, and Dash.

“surrogate dad” *cries*

Oh! Okay.

“Where’s Colette?”

“She quit. Poor dear was so distraught over Mrs. LaCroix’s passing. Went off to find herself.”

“Ashram in India?”

“Uh, clown college in Sarasota.”  

Why that excuse??? Just say “college”, oh my lord.

“What are these people?”

“I think they’re called W.A.S.P.S.”  

Sam’s correct.

“As you know, Mrs. LaCroix bequeathed something to your Mister Singer. But the reading of the will isn’t until tomorrow and I would hate for you to have to stick around and be forced to – well mingle with the family.” The butler’s a real one.

Don’t be a douche, Dean.

“Oh Mr. Winchester, if you’re implying that I don’t think you’re good enough, it’s quite the contrary. You’re far too good. The LaCroix family is… How shall I say this politely?” Annoying?

“…money grubbing leaches.” Pfft.

“Do you have any idea how Bunny and Bobby knew each other?” Just as Olivia walks in.

A jewel necklace.

Pawn shop?

“What do you mean it’s not real? The old bag was rolling in it.” lmao Dean.

The surprises never cease.

“A key to what?”

“There’s one way to find out – Ask Jeeves.”

aayyoo.

“My sister was nothing but a two-bit hooker in Chanel!” That’s what lands him dead.

RIP Stanton LaCroix. Decapitated.

“I presume you gentlemen left something behind. I’ll check the front closet for burlap.”

“I got news for you Mr. Belvedere the jacket’s canvas.”

lmao Dean, chill out.

Detective Howard.

“Congratulations boys, you’re now officially murder suspects.” Ayyy.

“Oh, everyone knows that Amber was sleeping around. She wanted to leave Stan but her prenup was ironclad. So she killed him.” I’d believe it...ish.

“Looks like we might have a case here. Vengeful spirit?”

“Yeah. Think we can get to the car, get the EMF?”

“Not with uh Detective Friendly. Not a chance. Guess we’re gonna have to go old school.”

Woo hoo!

“Then again, what family does?” Uh...most? 

“Trust me, it’s a miracle we’ve been under the same roof for 24 hours and haven’t – Oops…my bad.” A little too soon for that.

I love that the disembodied head also got it’s own tape outline.

Ooh, secret rooms!

The exchanged look between Dash and Amber...

Olivia playing the victim...

“I saw him roll Colette’s body in a rug.”

“Clown college Colette?”

lmao.

“You seen the butler?”

“No. Why?”

“Cause if anybody has answers it’s him.”

That’s true, but not the answers they think.

“The key is to a hidden attic.”

“Why would Bunny want Bobby to have a key to her attic?”

“I don’t know. It gets weirder. I found Olivia and Colette locked inside.”

“Clown college Colette?”

pfft.

“Well, well, well. What do we have here? Whatcha doing snooping around these halls, hmmm?”

Sam’s so cute!! 

“Up to no good? Why don’t we get up to no good together? You know they say women just get better with age. Like a fine wine or – or cheese.”

“Uh, I – I uh – I’m lactose intolerant, so...”  

HE’S SO FUCKING CUTE.

Sam literally ran away, lmao.

The music in this episode is so exceptional.

Not the real Phillip...

RIP Phillip the Butler. Stabbed.

I love shapeshifter episodes. 

“We need to find some silver.” Olivia conveniently walking in...

Rich people tinder, lol.

“I’ve resorted to fishing online because the live ones won’t bite.”

“You mean back there? I - I was just playing hard to get.”

“Well, then…you’re a very convincing actor.”

Yes. Extremely convincing.

“Come on in, darling. Water’s warm.” I can’t stop giggling.

I would most definitely compare my hands with Sam’s.

RIP Detective Howard. Drowned in a toilet.

“Drowned in a toilet? How filthy.” Yeah, not a very dignified death.

“We have four corpses now.”

“Four corpses?”

“Yes. You can add Phillip and Colette to the list.”

“Clown college Colette?”

That gets funnier every time.

“We don’t even know you. Look buddy, I’m trying to be objective here, but we’ve had countless family functions before, and even though we wanted to kill one another, we never did.”

“Dash is right. Our get-togethers never end in murder. The only thing different this time around is you.”

I guess that makes sense.

“Don’t even think about it. I….hunt pheasant.”  Ok, buddy.

Him and Amelia should start a “Flannel Sucks” club.

The silverware isn’t silver. Back to Square 1.

“First cubic zirconium and now this. No wonder the rich stay rich.” Y E P. No one’s cheaper than rich people.

STOP WAVING THE GUN AROUND, DUDE.

Oh yeah, say the women who were all over them.

“You idiots couldn’t be more wrong…about everything. Don’t you know, if it’s not the butler, it’s the maid?” dun dun dun!!

“Both doors are reinforced.” Damn. 

“I’m not the maid.”

“Well, that explains the dust.”

lol

“I’m Bunny’s daughter.” Plot twist!

“Where have you been hiding all these years?”

“The attic.”

“Like in the movie.”

Amber, stay quiet, hon.

“No wonder you were locked away. You’re a monster!”

“Oh, you have no idea.”

Welp.

Final standoff.

“Olivia…you don’t have to do this. Being a monster is a choice.” Aww.

RIP Olivia. Killed by Dean

“I owe you two an apology.”

“Don’t sweat it. I mean, you were just protecting your family and…there’s nothing wrong with that.”

No no no, let him apologize anyways.

“So I spoke to Aunt Bunny’s attorney. He said outside from the pendant, everything was left to Olivia.” Wow. Where does it go now?

“How can we repay you?” Aww. 

That sync up in closing the Impala’s door...awesome.

“Dean, what was that all about back there?”

“What are you talking about?”

“I mean���.all those extra shots after the shifter was already dead. What was that?”

“I don’t know. Target practice?”

Stop blowing it off, Dean.

“Oh my God, Sam. It was my first kill since I’ve been back. You know, I got a little anxious. I wanted to make sure it was done right – plain and simple. Its… Why am I even explaining this to you?” Because he’s concerned as hell.

“Traveling Man” by Bob Seger

[ryttu3k]

So, after yesterday’s crushing defeat, time to take on Lavaridge Gym!

Here’s the team!

Chickweed the Combusken | level 32 | male | Blaze | Serious, takes plenty of siestas | Flame Charge, Peck, Double Kick, Cut | starter

Agapanthus the Pelipper | level 30 | male | Keen Eye | Modest, a little quick-tempered | Water Pulse, Wing Attack, Steel Wing, Quick Attack | found route 104

Snowdrop the Mightyena | level 30 | female | Intimidate | Lonely, loves to eat | Ice Fang, Bite, Odor Sleuth, Rock Smash | found route 101

Sequoia the Gyarados | level 26 | female | Intimidate | Bashful, nods off a lot | Splash, Tackle, Bite, Dragon Rage | found route 106

Edelweiss the Skarmory | level 22 | male | Sturdy | Gentle, very finicky | Assurance, Steel Wing, Sky Drop, Fury Attack | found route 113

Moraea the Spoink | level 21 | female | Own Tempo |  Quirky, quick tempered | Psybeam, Psych Up, Confuse Ray, Magic Coat | found Jagged Pass

Moraea and Edelweiss still have a fair bit to catch up. They’ll get there!

So this’ll basically be Aggie’s last big battle! Once I get Surf, I’ll give that to Sequoia, and Edel will be my main Flyer.

Huh, an egg. I’ll pop that in the PC for later!

“I heard that an Egg was found when two Pokemon were left at the Day Care. That’s great. I’m envious. Wish I could lay an Egg...” I’M KINKSHAMING.

Ayyy a charcoal. Nice!

ON TO THE GYM. Oh yes, I remember how this one works! First up, Kindler Cole! He leads with Numel, level 23, then Slugma, also level 23. Two OHKOs for Aggie!

Oh hey, Ninja Boy Hiromichi in the water. Ew, Koffing. Level 24, Moraea is a bit under that level, but worth a crack. Yup, down to the reds, next one handles it! Good job, Moraea!

Kindler Axle has a Slugma, level 25. Aggie OHKOs it. Man, the trainers here have such attitude!

Battle Girl Sadie has a Meditite, level 26. Aggie gets to use Wing Attack instead, haha. Oh huh, it had Fire Punch. Did fuck all against Aggie, second Wing Attack takes it out.

Ace Trainer Zane leads with Slugma, level 24, then, for a change, a level 26 Kecleon! Chickweed can take this one, takes it out with Double Kick!

Kindler Andy has a Numel, level 25. Bye!

Finally, to Flannery! Gosh she is so hecking cute. She leads with Slugma, level 26. Aggie OHKOs it. Next is Torkoal, level 28. Another OHKO! Finally, Numel, level 26. Guess the fuck what, Aggie OHKOs it XD

Well that was anticlimatic lmfao. She’s so adorable <3

Ayyy it’s Brendan! GOGGLES ACQUIRED. Oh nice, an instant travel back to Petalburg. BUT FIRST, DESERT. AND IT IS... BALTOY FUCK YEAH. Just what I wanted!! Okay time to get the heck out of dodge, then switch out Moraea for my new friend, Sage!

And back to Petalburg! You know what, Norman’s strongest is level 30, Chickweed is already level 33, let’s go fight Dad!

Alright, let’s try theeee... Accuracy Room! Ace Trainer Mary has a Delcatty, level 28. Double Kick only hits twice, aww. Next round is the charm!

Hmm, Defense or Recovery... let’s go with Recovery! Ace Trainer George has Linoone, level 28. No chance for Recovery there, OHKO ;D

Next is the OHKO room oh god. Ace Trainer Berke has a Zangoose, level 28. DON’T DIE, CHICKWEED. Never mind it was the Zangoose that got OHKOed ayyyyy.

OKAY DAD TIME TO FIGHT. Not gonna go easy on you just because you’re my father~! Leads with Slaking, level 28. Oh goddammit I forgot about Yawn XD It goes down to a couple of Double Hits, and then Chickweed... falls asleep. Vigoroth next, level 28. Use an Awakening, it uses a Retaliate that hits hard, dang. Heal up, it uses Encore, it uses another Retaliate that does much less damage, and with a few kicks, it’s down! Last up, Slaking, level 30 - I’M GOING TO CALL IMPOSSIBLE RECOVERY CLAUSE. One miraculous recovery, because I am not going to have my starter die at the hands of my father. Anything else is fair game, just not this. ...Okay, Aggie, one last stand. Time to spam Water Pulse while it spams Chip Away, I guess? Oh Hyper Potion you dick. Two can play at that game! More spamming, finally down.

Dang.

Okay. Official story explanation is that Chickweed did actually get knocked out, but survived. That can totally happen XD Slaking grew up with Atsuko, you know. Slaking is absolutely not about to murder Tiny Human’s starter.

Oh hey, it’s Wally! And now I have Surf TM yeees. Thank you for your services, Agapanthus, now is the time to retire in glory! A brief trip to Mauville, haha. Who shall I bring back in for now... Milkweed? Okay! She has Mega Drain, so even if it’s not STAB, she won’t be completely helpless against Water. Would prefer a Grass- or Electric-type for STAB, but Milkweed works for now!

Onwards to route 118! First up is Aroma Lady Rose. Starts with Gloom, level 25. Chickweed chargrills. Next is Roselia, level 25, and ditto.

Guitarist Dalton leads with Magnemite, level 16. My level 35 Fire-type takes it out. Next is Whismur, level 16. Coupla kicks this time!

SURFIIIING. ...And no encounters XD Oh well, there’s land on this side!

HEY IT’S STEVEN. Oh! Right, I know this bit :D Time for a new friend! ...Who’ll be staying in a PC box, but oh well XD God can you imagine the protag's reaction to this bit. "Oh hi Steven nice to see you good chat IS THAT A LEGENDARY FUCKING POKEMON."

lmfao the grunt calling Steven ‘that rather alluring gentleman’. Alrighty Stevieboy let’s take ‘em out! Snowdrop, I think, my strongest that’s not weak to Water. Metang OHKOs Grimer, nice stuff, good Steven. Ooh that Slash hit hard. Snowdrop no don’t get into the reds. Emergency heal-up! Again, another Slash, still fine, no crit that time. Keep trying Rock Smash, I guess - STOP HITTING YOURSELF. Bringing in Sequoia briefly to ditch the Confusion - whoops, Swagger on the Metang. And then it takes out Sharpedo! Good Metang!

“I love interesting, strong dudes! That’s why I love my bro, Archie! And that’s why I’m gonna start loving you from now on, too! Next time I see you, I’ll smash you up real good, OK?” Matt you really need to work on your flirting skills.

You know what? The name I used for Latias last time still works. Rosemary!

Mega Bracelet GET. And uh, I’m gonna race back to Mauville to box Rosie, haha. Time to get a route 118 catch! And it iiiis... ...Pelipper XD DUPES CLAUSE.

IT’S AN ENTIRE HOARD OF ELECTRIKE. Finally, got down to one. She shall be named Oleracea, the species name of the Electric Daisy <3

And Chickweed evooolves!

Okay, back to Mauville - again - and switching out Milkweed for Oleracea! She’s very very underlevelled now, oh dear XD;;

Back to the route! Bird Keeper Chester leads with Swablu! Level 26. Snowdrop’s turn! Chomp chomp. Next is Swellow, level 28. Wing Attack does some damage, then Ice Fang down to the reds. UGH Double Team. You know what fine. EDEL HAS SWIFT. YOU’RE DOWN.

Another Bird Keeper, huh? Pelipper, level 29. God I miss Daisy. Snowdrop manages after a bit. Oh, for Sage or Oleracea to be high-enough...

Delinquent Miley leads with Cacnea, level 26. I am so sorry for my ten-levels-higher Fire/Fighting type. Next is Mightyena, level 28. Mine’s better! Double Kick takes it out.

Ooh, route 123! Sure :D Aroma Lady Violet has a Vileplume, level 36. Whoa shit we’re on the same level as my strongest. I might just catch a Pokemon and go XD Chickie takes it!

Ohh, the berry farm! Let’s see. 6x Sitrus, 3x Pecha, 3x Cheri, 3x Chesto, 2x Persim (only had two!), 1x Oran, 6x Leppa. That should do it!

DAZZLING GLEAM TM. YES. No Pokemon gets, but a Fairy move for Sage~!

And IIRC route 119 is really hecking long, so I will leave it here for now!

Current Team

Chickweed the Blaziken | level 37 | male | Blaze | Serious, takes plenty of siestas | Flame Charge, Blaze Kick, Double Kick, Cut | starter

Snowdrop the Mightyena | level 34 | female | Intimidate | Lonely, loves to eat | Ice Fang, Bite, Odor Sleuth, Rock Smash | found route 101

Sequoia the Gyarados | level 30 | female | Intimidate | Bashful, nods off a lot | Surf, Tackle, Bite, Dragon Rage | found route 106

Edelweiss the Skarmory | level 27 | male | Sturdy | Gentle, very finicky | Assurance, Steel Wing, Sky Drop, Swift | found route 113

Sage the Baltoy | level 27 | no thank you | Levitate | Bold, sturdy body | Rock Tomb, Psybeam, Ancient Power, Dazzling Gleam | found route 111

Oleracea the Electrike | level 15 | female | Static | Brave, capable of taking hits | Thunder Wave, Spark, Howl, Quick Attack | found route 118

Reserves

Wattle the Taillow | level 9 | female | Guts | Quirky, alert to sounds | Peck, Growl, Focus Energy, Quick Attack | found Petalburg Woods

Bristlecone the Zigzagoon | level 14 | female | Gluttony | Lonely, good endurance | Tackle, Headbutt, Baby-Doll Eyes, Odor Sleuth | found route 103

Onion the Whismur | level 16 | female | Soundproof | Adamant, likes to relax | Pound, Echoed Voice, Astonish, Howl | found Rusturf Tunnel

Poison Ivy the Tentacool | level 5 | male | Liquid Ooze | Sassy, capable of taking hits | Poison Sting, Supersonic | found Dewford Town

Euphorbia the Makuhita | level 12 | male | Thick Fat | Hardy, capable of taking hits | Focus Energy, Sand Attack, Arm Thrust, Fake Out | found Granite Cave

Lithops the Numel | level 14 | female | Simple | Quiet, likes to run | Tackle, Ember, Focus Energy, Magnitude | found route 112

Rauvolfia the Seviper | level 19 | male | Shed Skin | Careful, impetuous and silly | Poison Tail, Screech, Venoshock, Glare | found route 114

Moraea the Spoink | level 23 | female | Own Tempo |  Quirky, quick tempered | Psybeam, Psych Up, Confuse Ray, Magic Coat | found Jagged Pass

Agapanthus the Pelipper | level 33 | male | Keen Eye | Modest, a little quick-tempered | Water Pulse, Wing Attack, Steel Wing, Quick Attack | found route 104

Rosemary the Latias | level 30 | female | Levitate | Sassy, somewhat vain | Heal Pulse, Dragon Breath, Mist Ball, Psycho Shift | found Southern Island

Milkweed the Beautifly | level 26 | female | Swarm | Lax, somewhat stubborn | Air Cutter, Mega Drain, Silver Wind, Morning Sun | found route 102

Dead

Catnip the Skitty, found route 116, killed by Lass Janice’s Marill in route 116

Daisy the Pikachu, found Slateport City, killed by Archie’s Sharpedo at Mount Chimney