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James wanting to fuck that old man
#the fucking lip bite girl you were crazy for that#and at the dinner table no less#the need to fuck that old man can strike at any time#the terror#sir john franklin#james fitzjames#fitzfranklin
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While I think Garp would be soley responsible for Mihawk’s hair falling out in clumps if they spent any amount of time together
I do think garp and Zoro would get on splendidly. As they are after all the same flavor of person.
any attempt to put all three of them in the same room will give Mihawk ulcers.
Mihawk would comment on their stupidity
Garp would respond “ain’t got to be smart to be a marine” and zoro would raise his glass in salute “ here, here”
And Mihawk’s blood pressure would reach levels previously inaccessible by man.
#Mihawk’s title of marine hunter was less about killing marines and more about hunting Garp across the globe#I think Mihawk should speak Spanish (very Spaniard coded) just so when he speaks normal regular English#or Japanese or whatever the common language of one piece world is#Garp can look him dead in the eyes and say I don’t speak I-talian#and Mihawk would be forced to kill him#I’ve completed the cycle and have just made garp a non white but still red neck uncle but that’s who he’s always been in his soul#zoro would love garp soley for the fact that he freaks Mihawk out#Perona would also hate Garp she’d see him pick his nose are the dinner table while they are having dinner#and screech at a level only dogs can hear or expert haki users ergo Mihawk#I need garp to interact with the goth fam#honestly he should vacation on kuriagina#goth fam#goth family#monkey d garp#monkey d. garp#one piece#one piece funny#dracule mihawk#throwing thoughts to the void#op#hawkeye mihawk#zoro roronoa#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece goth family#Perona#ghost princess perona#one piece perona#garp#vice admiral garp
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The Path to the Dark Side
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#star wars#sw#my art#artists on tumblr#anakin art#anakin skywalker#darth vader#fan art#digital art#shadow#revenge of the sith#uhh quick commentary bc my dinner is sitting on the table cooling and i dont want it to get too cool this turned out so much better than#the vision in my head and it took me less than 5 hours which for how well it turned out im amazed#so plz reblog bc im am so proud#time to go eat bye
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i have GOT to stop drawing things for fics i haven't written yet
#qkdraws#id in alt#mob psycho 100#mob psycho#mp100#mp100 ritsu#ritsu kageyama#takenaka momozou#in general i think i'm pretty proud of this one#i was going for a very specific vibe and i'm not sure if i rly hit the mark but i got close i think#i love giving ritsu long as fuck hair. boy get u a brush and some scissors my god#goes against his generally put-together appearance in canon#in my heart he's a messy 13 year old with leaves in his hair and no brush to be seen in his bathroom. he doesn't own one.#he learns to be a little more Himself after s3 and he becomes a little less perfectly civil and a little more Wild#without the gang fights this time tho. character development#that's within ritsu standards ofc. he still says please and thank you and still sits w perfect posture at the dinner table#but if he comes home w mud in that stupid spiky cut uhm . let him live his life ? damn.#what was i talking about . ...oh right the tumblr post#if u ask me abt this fic i'll give u my entire collection of cool rocks. they're around here somewhere.some of them are sparkly#i like drawing takenaka i think his hair is fun#it's basically oot link hair and that's always cool#made it extra messy this time. to convey the Horrors#u have no idea the amount of restraint it took to NOT put ritsu in a hoodie here#im god's strongest soldier
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Love how Julian Fellowes was like "everyone is three dimensional. Sarah O'Brien regrets her actions. Thomas Barrow [whole trauma package]. Vera was driven by despair. Robert is not stuck in the past out of malice but out of a sincere belief it's better to do things this way - which will benefit some of his tenants in the end - Branson is angry and reckless but can you blame him given his background? Lady Mary only lashed out out of fear and yes it's bad but she's human. Lavinia was the sweetest angel on earth but she sold her uncle out to Carlisle to save her father. Carlisle truly loved Mary but he was also a spymaster and a blackmailer. Lord Sinderby and Mrs Pelham saw the errors in their ways confronted to the happiness of their children with "unconventional" choices.
And then there's Larry Grey
#downton abbey#i mean alex green appears less than larry grey but we know he's charming and he has friends#larry is just an asshole for no reason other than cause drama at dinner tables
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Uh hi idrk how to sound normal in asks lmao but. I am curious. About more of your thoughts/opinions/theories on Scarlet Hollow? I played it for the first time recently but don’t really know anyone else who has besides like the one person who got me to play it XD
(Also your post about diagetic text boxes as subtitles for a hard of hearing PC sent me, I love it so much it’s canon to me)
hi you are sounding perfectly fine in ask XD i know at least a few flondon people who have also played it
So, as it stands right now, I don't have a lot of solid theories that arent vague, for one major reason: I don't think we have enough information to concretely theorize yet.
We have a lot of good buildup (something with the sigils, something with a curse maybe? something to be free from, that we're drawn here, suspicious incidents with the families death, non human creatures, Sybil being sus as all hell, whatever the hell the entity is etc), but we have yet to be provided with anything that would give us any solid conclusions. This is by design, i imagine starting next chapter as we explore the manner things will begin to unravel.
So my basis is like this 'the previous scarlet family members Did Something that put some sort of curse/trapping on the family in some sort of magic situation with some sort of consequences, all of those are beginning to unravel now for some reason'
beyond that, I really dont know! I have faith for black tabby to pull off the mystery, lots of good inklings, but a solid theory on whats going on? nada. One thing i will say is i expect black tabby to be doing their own things, and will be far more creative then to do like, a 1:1 with christian mythos or something lmao. theyve said that with the sucess of slay the princess theyll be able to 'get weird' with scarlet hollow which is very exciting
I have a lot of mini inklings and suspicions but that about it XD
ie. Sybil affecting the players thoughts, family curse, whatnot. Oh i also think it'd be interesting if whatever is possessing 'Wayne' could be able to body hop..... much to think about
thank you thank you. i've had fun considering that my scarlet hollow pc could also be hard of hearing like me. Ive toyed with the idea that the magic interference (ie the ghost miners in chapt 2) would mess with their hearing aids on a frequency level, so thank goodness for magic textboxes to help them
if u have any specifics you'd wanna chat about feel free to ask XD
#(oh and i hate reese's storyline and want nothin to do with it but thats a less fun opinion XD. hits way too close with my own health issues#the whole dinner table scene in particular.... eugh. not quite triggering? but def upsetting in a non fun horror way lmao#and i felt some of the writing was innapropriatly approached in terms of disregarding chronic illness)#but beyond that i love the game#10/10
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#i knew the vibes were going to plummet as soon as we left the restaurant#ny dad actually isnt in a bad mood about it#he didn't like the loud music but hes not mad about it#but my mom is like 'i picked a bad place i shouldn't have picked that one i didnt even know they had music#and they just HAD to sit us at the loudest table 🙄'#well yeah. it was the only one open when we got there#and she kinda complained about her food and the waitress 😵💫#she said she was stressed the whole time bc she knew my dad was stressed#well. the difference between them is my dad was stressed about the loud music#but once we left the place with the loud music. he wasn't stressed anymore#my mom was stressed. so she will find every single thing she can to contribute to her stress. and it will remain. for hours#in fact. probably years from now. we will be like remember that nice trip in September 2024 :) and she will be like#'oh yeah the one with the awful restaurant that i picked out that everyone was miserable about'#(she was the most miserable bc she stressed herself out)#and its just.......... :/ im sorry my dad was uncomfortable with the noise. and that my mom didn't have a good time#but. i cannot remember the last time a restaurant caused LESS anxiety actually.#and on a different vacation earlier this year we went to a restaurant that Everyone else wanted to go to#and it was quite literally one of the most miserable experiences of my life#it was SO loud. the dining room was so small and cramped and it was so crowded and everyone was YELLING#i kept headphones in the whole time and sat with my head down and could barely even eat anything#it was like. an hour+ long panic attack. i wanted to cry the whole time#but when that happened. my moms dinner wasnt ruined bc she felt bad i was stressed#so . 😐 im just saying
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imagine maul somehow getting leia as an apprentice. like. instead of (or after!) the stupid kidnapping thing in kenobi, maul kidnaps her (yes kenobi “killed” him on tattooine, yes he’s back somehow like palpatine, no he doesn’t explain how) for some criminal plot then quickly realizes this upstart little tart is force sensitive, powerfully so, in a subtler way than he’s used to. of course maul’s greedy ass is like MWAHAHA YEEEEES I HAVE YOU NOW, MY NEW APPRENTICE! and then proceeds to get his entire ass emotionally bitch-slapped by a ten year old girl, repeatedly, for the next ten years until ANH happens.
secondary pitch: maul is captured by the empire. he meets reva, a young inquisitor in training, and quickly realizes they share the same burning hatred for the emperor, vader, and kenobi. he convinces her that vader likely already knows her tricks and that she won’t get vengeance through compliance, but if she frees him he can help her. she breaks him out of jail and they become master-apprentice (except not really because she won’t accept being his apprentice). somehow they wind up kidnapping leia for some reason but again, realize she’s force sensitive too, and decide that the cruelest thing they could do to kenobi is to use her against him. they train leia and try to turn her to the dark side, but leia is leia and she ain’t doing nothing for nobody if it doesn’t match her morals/isn’t something she believes in. idk where this goes from here but i’m obsessed with these three going on the galaxy’s worst roadtrip feat. yelling about kenobi being their enemy, only to get DBT therapy from a ten year old who tells them actually it sounds like they’re projecting blame onto someone convenient and punishable (ben) whereas their real problems are with the empire, vader, and the emperor. leia manages to somehow get these two ornery dark siders to return to alderaan and pseudo-join the rebellion. tbh this was supposed to be a story where leia goes dark but i really think she’d wind up half-converting reva and maul instead
#nobody can fix maul but bail; breha; and leia could get close#and Reva would fulfil some of his need to have his circumstances understood#bc at this point Reva has been trained by Vader and other inquisitors for awhile so she’s suffered there too#they are NOT found family they are coworkers with a weird commiseration and a begrudging respect for the galaxy’s mightiest 10 year old#maul tells himself he’s turning leia dark to spite kenobi when in actuality it’s the first time he’s been close to the light and not beenu#utterly repelled by it#because leia is a fire. she can warm she can destroy she can intimidate she can save she can cleanse wounds and she can feed the soul#she can also ruin everything you’ve ever lived in minutes#she’s fierce and bulldoggish but caring and strong#and i think maul would admire and respect that#and also frankly be amazed that someone like that could be produced by the ‘light’/the organas#and that intrigue would give the organas an inroad into making him be less terrible and sit the fuck down for family dinner#bc you are invited maul. you have a seat at the table. you just have to take it.#godDAMN I think I just talked myself into this idea and shipping bail/maul/breha. ok then.#walkie talkie.#darth maul#reva sevander#leia organa#rarepair tag.#rarepair of the day.
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I have a bunch of spare penny's so I'm coming up with a hypothetical idea that anytime I mention one of my hyperfixations in front of my family I have to drop a penny in a collective jar that everyone else can use except for me because. My god. Do I need to stop being annoying.
#keep mentally kicking myself during dinner time because literally everyone else at the table is having a Normal Conversation#and all I want to do is talk about jekyll & hyde and the eighth doctor#and it's like girl. They Do Not Care. They Do Not Understand. Shut the Fuck Up.#Person with ADHD Be Normal Challenge: Difficulty Level Impossible#one of the universities i applied to has a doctor who society but i'm honestly considering not going#because i feel like it would just make me worse#does adhd medication make you less of insufferable person? like does it reduce the hyperfixation? because i could really use some now#walk into my classics and english class: “hello. does anyone want to talk about Amnesia: The Bunker”#gods cringiest soldier. it's getting genuinely difficult out here.#i am technically an adult now and every year people's tolerance threshold for my immature nonsense is getting smaller and smaller#i have still not even fully conquered the BATIM brainworms. i am beyond salvation by this point.#deleter later#vent
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...i'm starting to wonder if i wasn't actually pretty often failed by the adults in my life as a young kid tbh.
#i'm always doubtful where to put the blame#in a morally neutral causality kind of way to be clear#because like. i dont know. if i was the adult. confronted to the opaque behavior of a child. would i have done better?#but also i can't help but think#why the fuck did they make me skip a grade (last grade of primary on top of that) when i was notorious for never doing my homework#and was incredibly inconsistent across topics#like i sucked at math. like ''needs to count on fingers to do a simple addition or substraction'' sucking at math.#like i never learned any multiplication tables sucking at math#like i never got how to pose divisions and still can't at age 18 because logicomathematics are completely counterintuitive to me#and just. the work was never done to make me Get It. my work or teachers' work who knows. but perhaps skipping a grade wasnt the solution#or like#apparently when i was three years old the pediatrician suspected smth was up with me#either autism directly or ''generally suspicious child'' we're not clear on that#but he told my parents. and everybody said ''we better test that'' and then. nothing. idk.#they filled a parental report of behaviors questionnaire for... adhd i think? autism maybe. and that's it. never fucking heard about it.#god. i just remembered my mom saying proudly they almost never put me in the nursery as a kid.#always either with a parent or family or a nanny.#and perhaps mother. you could have foreseen that a kid with no siblings no pets no kid neighbors no playdates. would end up socially fucked#i remember the teachers scolding late students and showing us that we were supposed to be in bed by 9:30 or something#and internally i was like BUDDY AT 9PM WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH DINNER#MOM'S BEEN HOME FOR LESS THAN AN HOUR#and shit. i don't know. i was scared of the dark as a child. to the point that even with the compromise#of keeping the door ajar and lights in the hallway (which i had to fucking advocate for btw)#i still slept curled up in the bathroom on a towel sometimes when it got too scary#and i would cry and scream before going to bed. i would beg my mom for sleeping pills from a young age.#i would often find myself in the morning sleeping with my face smushed between the pages of the book i literally fell asleep on#because i read until my eyes gave out#and a couple years later when i got a 3ds i'd play at night and if my dad caught me he'd storm into my room and i'd hide under the comforte#and he'd punch a couple times and whisper-yell at me not to do that and go to sleep#it took until i was about 15yo for me to see a sleep specialist
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i took myself on a date tonight and had the misfortune of observing everyone on dates with men and i feel like someone owes each of those people an apology
#i have never encountered a less romantic group of people in my life#and like maybe i’m just old. but if you take me on a date (like you’ve planned it and asked me to go) i expect you to pay.#this dude said ‘we’ll be on separate checks’ before the server even got to the table. i audibly gagged#if this is the dating pool. i think i’m good on that#also. every single person was on their phone#looking like two zombies at the dinner table. i’m so horrified#b talks
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i miss home (。 ́︿ ̀。)
#and my friends and family#and my room#with the balcony view#no noisy cars#and food on the table#home cooked yummy#and going out with my cousins#and my bathroom#and all the familiar places#and the familiar language#i miss communicating in my comfortable tongue#i should explore the city im in now but idk#it's scary and im always busy#ngl but studying in cafes is such solace#a big crowd makes me feel less lonely#and the baristas are nice#but i cant always stay in a cafe#it'll dent my wallet#so ill just wander a little#got to find dinner now brb!
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one thing about getting sick for me is that before covid (the first time) my colds and flus and whatnot all went in a very specific pattern: i would get a sore throat for a day or two, then violently congested for three or four days, then a runny nose/drainage for three or four days after that, and finally a cough, which was my favorite part of the cold (if a person can be said to have a favorite part of a cold) because it meant it was almost over AND that the problem was largely not in my face and neck anymore. but any illness i've had since that first covid has been all over the map - either i don't get the sore throat at all, just straight into the congestion, or the sore throat happens at a different time, or longer, or worse, or i have to spit a lot because otherwise i get so nauseous from sinus drainage that i throw up, or the congestion and the runny nose happen concurrently with not just each other but ALSO the sore throat (which is what's happening right now and i hate it) and like. because it doesn't follow the pattern i spent twenty-six years of my life getting used to, i'm always freaked out. which i would be anyway because ever since i had the first covid getting sick freaks me out. and it should freak more people out if im being honest. but this is a weird one bc like. i dont know how it did that but it disrupted MY trusty sick pattern
#i say 'first covid' because even though both rapid tests were negative yesterday there's a high likelihood they were false negatives#the most likely explanation is 'my brother brought covid to christmas and three days later i also got covid'#a perfectly reasonable chain of logic that my family refuses to entertain because it would make it His Fault#and nobody wants to blame mister perfect#he's my brother and i mostly love him. but the thing with him and me is that he's two years younger than me but has always had an energy of#i dont know. maturity? know-it-all-ness which comes off as maturity? emotional stoicism? < thats it probably right there#i was always a very emotional child. and undiagnosedly autistic. so he is in some ways the eldest child. and i resent it#like. we all know he's NOT the eldest. but he takes charge of things like he thinks he is. and when i take charge of things i am...#not authoritative#anyway he's the engineer and emotionally stoic and can 'beat' any problem by simply glaring at it hard enough (he thinks) and he's like#the oldest son. and i think somewhere back in the family hindbrain where they'd never recognize or admit it . that holds weight#oldest son holds just SLIGHTLY more weight than oldest daughter#although. had i been born a boy and been exactly the same personality-wise as i am already. he would still be like this#and we would still have this uncomfortable dynamic#anyway mister special can't get anybody sick and it's probably not his fault because i come into contact with people all the time!#sure. at my much more secure workplace where i spend less than five minutes with most patrons. and a lot more people mask#versus . him a foot away from me at the dinner table sniffling into his ham. hmmmmmm. you're an engineer. you do the math
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#actually totally heartbroken that i misread the constantine comic clip so thoroughly lmao.#not that i would want constantine to be like. any more of an asshole than he is more or less capable of being lmao.#but also i very much relate so much more to the aspect of publicly shaming someone for being tonedeaf enough#to push someones deadname when all evidence obviously points to the latter.#though this obviously means i should look into the new stuff coming out.#... but still. always very sad to see a perfectly good scene of family love ruined bc i misread it&actually its terrible terrible#family dinner table moments. ew. :'(
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shocking but TRUE: in the entire bob's burgers series i can only think of two scenes where the family is shown eating burgers outside of their resturant/as an actual meal for dinner
#its a cute detail that despite owning a burger resturant they almost never eat their own burgers#i feel like its realistic too?? if you owned a resturant you wouldnt want to keep eating your own food all the time#btw the scenes are that one episode where bob tries a competitors burger and the flashbacks of the family trying other resturants burgers#and the scene where gene is like this is me now!!!! one of the flashbacks has them sitting at the dinner table and eating burgers#so actually there's only one scene where they eat BOB'S burgers#(that i remember) (i might be forgetting something i dont have the entire show memorized)#OH ALSO that tv show where gene and bob were making burgers together and gene was a gorilla#but i was thinking less in a professional sense and more just like eating them For dinner or something#like normally#txt#bob's burgers
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life is a constant cycle of "if i do my physio will i have time to shower?" "if i shower will i have time to cook food?" "if i cook food will i have time to wash dishes?" "if i wash dishes will i have time to do laundry?" "if i do laundry will i have time to clean my house?" "if i clean my house will i have time to eat?" "if i do the things necessary for living will i have time to do my hobbies?" and between it all is Working A Job and having to replace things as they break without being able to buy anything you actually want
#i'm a little cynical currently#i have to buy a new mattress before my mom comes to stay#but i've needed new pillows for longer#and i need to save up for a minor surgery this summer god knows if i'll be able to#and my bread keeps getting moldy before i can eat it all#and i didn't have time to do my physio today because i had to do laundry and shower and cook#and in between all that i haven't had any time to do my hobbies#and now it's 10:20pm and if i go to sleep right now i'll get less than 8 hours of sleep but i want to write#or finish reading this graphic novel a coworker lent me#and i worked 7 days last week and i'll be working on easter friday and sunday this week#and because i'm salary i don't get extra money for doing that#idr the last time i had a day off where i didn't have to go anywhere#i'm getting saturday off this week and i have to go to my dad's house for dinner because i had to cancel sunday#and i really want to sit down for a day and just write and draw because i miss it#damn#i need to use my vacation days soon or i'll go insane#i built a frame for a painting yesterday while i was at work out of stolen materials#it's sitting on my coffee table unfinished#idk when i'll be able to paint and finish and hang it#idek where it's gonna go maybe it'll be the first thing hung in my bedroom or something
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