#and anyone can just think it's a math thing

[jessica-problems]

Les Femmes Damnées: Fuck! Marry! Kill!

Invent a lesbian. Roll 4d6 or pick:

Invent 1-3 more. Relationships between every pair start with 1d6 passion and 1d6 trust. 

Each turn, roll 2d6 for each woman's behavior(see table). Pick who she impacts, adjust their relationship stats accordingly. (Or spend 1 trust to reroll.) Journal the results.

At 15+ Passion: If Trust is 0 or less: Murder Attempt. Whoever has more trusted allies survives & gets -2d6 trust with the other’s allies. If Trust is greater than 0: Marriage. When one cheats, she gets -1d6 trust with her wife. Play until everyone’s dead or married.

Author's Note: I'm really quite proud of this one. Earlier drafts were titled Bad Women Kissing Each Other, and I still can't decide which name I like better. "Invent a lesbian" is possibly my favorite way I have ever introduced the rules of a game. Game length does significantly increase as you add more lesbians. Each additional woman effectively doubles the amount of numbers to keep track of. In playtesting, we found that 3 lesbians was a good sweet spot. I had a whole lot of fun iterating on this idea, figuring out how to express complicated passions in such a tight word count. I'm actively choosing not to spend more time fine-tuning the resource economy. This was supposed to be a fun quick thing and I've already spent almost a week on it. I'm quite proud of how much storytelling I was able to pack into what is basically "roll on this table over and over again". If I had just a few hundred more words, I think I might be able to turn this into something really special.

I also want to thank several very helpful playtesters: Misty, Chills, Neither.nor and Crox, who all gave very good feedback and suggestions. Misty also came up with the *excellent* subtitle. It captures the entire arc of the game in three words.

Counting by hand, and the word count on google docs, both put this at exactly 200 words, including the charts. And I like to think this game uses every one of them to the fullest. The 200-word-rpg official counter puts this at 224 words. As far as I can tell, the difference is in how it divides up math expressions. You have my permission to archive this game offsite. Anyone who wants to also has my full permission to hack this, remix it, or do whatever they want with it. You could get a whole lot of mileage out of just changing the words in the first table.

200 Word RPGs 2024

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2024 event, running from November 1st, 2024 through November 30th, 2024. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

[bunniesfantasy]

craziest place you had sex and give details on how naughty it was

im still a virgin :((( im saving my virginity for a older man i meet. but i can give another story.

My senior year of high school i had a much older man pick me up (he didn’t work at the school even though i desperately wanted my math teacher so badly) and i would jerk him off and give him tit jobs. But I think one day probably the week before graduation I let him bend me over the backseat and use my cunt to get off. There’s been times where I definitely would’ve lost my virginity but i just never did.

Best part was it was outside of the school. He was parked all the way in the back and during senior lunch periods we could leave for off campus lunch! So I would always go outside and blow him or give him a nice tit job before going back to class with his cum on my tongue <33 I even once let him jerk off with my panties and put them back on and wore them the rest of the day.

i could definitely expand on a lot of things ive done if anyone wants to know !!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

i Am rotating winston quantbillions in a gold print infinity symbol tee

[unnonexistence]

one of my friends is a biologist & i was really amused hearing some of her stories yesterday because they put into context just how believable newt's kaiju drift is as Shit A Biologist Would Do. like my friend has personally met both a guy who got infected with a botfly larva and didn't do anything to remove it (because he just didn't mind), and another guy who identified a tapeworm species by intentionally exposing himself to it (he had it narrowed down to 2 species and needed to know if it was the one that would infect humans) (it was)

[thebirdandhersong]

I think the problem. the problem is that I have always been afraid of not being invited into the inner circle. and am always wanting to be part of the inner circle. inner circle being the circle of love and companionship and communion. of course being a TCK and a bit of a sheltered homeschooled oddball child has nudged this further along over the years. but I didn't realise how STRONG that desire still burned. to actually be wanted.

[violet-jessop]

two nights in a row gripping ice cubes like i'm 14 this is fucking pathetic

[molliemoo3]

James Vowles is thriving as Williams team principal in this universe, but I just know that in another one he's either a physics or maths teacher that everyone loves. He's just so good at explaining complex things in ways that people who don't have much knowledge on the subject would understand, and his voice is so calming and reassuring.

[skrunksthatwunk]

household enemy to the yyh watchthrough number one is the olympics. it's taken us a week to get two episodes into the gamemaster fight

[birdmenmanga]

(sliding beads along my abacus) I mean no matter how you slice it I'm going to have time to draw something for all of my birdmutuals. Let's be generous and say that I have like 15 of them. I think a third of them will not care enough to put out a list, another handful will forget to do it, which means realistically I think I'm going to end up in the ballpark of maybe like. 7. I feel like 30 minutes is plenty of time to drawr a little gift or something. so let's say max case scenario. 12 birdmutuals submit lists. I could knock that out easily in 3 days.

[mushed-kid]

What's your favourite triangle and I'm gonna need an explanation

a right (cornered) triangle (?)

reason is because it’s got a solid corner going on and i respect the ability to be stacked.

[suckinitup]

i dont think that dakota would get into fiber arts on his own but i DO think that knitting could fix him

[shekeepsmeworms]

Had some wine feeling good made a really shitty bowl in ceramics class this morning that I’m really worried has a bunch of air holes in it and had a really crappy therapy session where I didn’t talk too much but was honest about some other stuff which is good overall I guess but now I’m doing drunk crochet and watching the Duggar family documentary and probably going to stop watching soon once they start talking about the awful stuff but yeah day in the life of a woman doing her best I guess

[caramelmochacrow]

very glad i rambled but i forgot to log into d4dj and bandori before 5:00 in japan, and also do my assigments and now i am feeling Stressed. >:C

i shouldve done the other stuff first but i got to excited so now im reaping what i sow. :(

im done w my assignments tho.... still feel stressed.

[ryanthedemiboy]

Also, people in the country tend to ask questions sparingly — two single sisters living together for decades? Sure. Two male best friends sharing a farm? Awesome. Next.

You know what? Destroy the "people in rural areas are all ignorant conservatives" stereotype and start mocking the "trad"/anti-feminist/neonazi people that are obsessed with rural areas despite having never been to one

[savrenim]

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[justinefrischmanngf]

i'm so tired and this assignment is going to be shit and i was not good at work today and i just want to go to sleep but i've literally got to do this assignment tonight